you're doing and we all share the pain of the tragedy that you and your family have gone through. again, folks, it's a year ago today in parkland, florida. 17 murdered, 17 injured. >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with jedediah bila, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." this is a fox news alert. major developing out of washington. president trump said he will declare a national emergency in order to build his border wall. you are looking life at the senate floor where lawmakers just passed a budget bill to avoid another government shutdown. it now heads to the house. the president says he will sign the bill and will then declare the national emergency. the white house describing the plan saying "president trump will sign the bill and as he is

stated, he will take other executive action, including a national emergency to ensure we stop the national security and humanitarian crisis of the border." the president is delivering on his promise. this move comes with a lot of pushback from democrats. here is chuck schumer and nancy pelosi. >> if president trump decides to go forward with a emergency declaration, he will be making a tremendous mistake. >> did i say it was a legal challenge? it's an option, and we will review our options. it's important to note that when the president declares this emergency, first of all, it's not an emergency what's happening at the border. humanitarian challenged us. the president making an end run around congress. here he said, respect with the committee will do, and then walks away from it. >> dana: jesse, i know you pay

attention to what i say, right? >> jesse: what's that? [laughter] >> dana: the shutdown ended and he said they're going to say this compromise bill, i said at the end of it, he still going to declare a national emergency. >> jesse: and remember what i said, i also said i don't know if we're ever going to get money for the wall. if you look at this, there is no money for the wall. this is packed with so many poison pills and landmines. if you look at one right here, it prohibits construction in the rio grande valley on federal land. the entire rio grande valley is like federal land. you can't build a wall on and it says what type of wall you can't build, what you can build. the worst part, you have to consult with local elected officials in the area before they sign off on a wall. so beto gets a say on whether the wall gets built. it's total garbage. i don't know how these republican negotiators got smoked, but they got smoked hard. it's clear that the democrats

are never going to give them the wall. you didn't think the republicans were going to go along with this. how could they allow so many poison bills in this negotiation. it's atrocious. fox news polling says 66% of the american people want a budget deal with border wall funding. yet there is no border wall funding in this bill. he's been sabotaged. he has to declare a national emergency. i don't like the area idea of a national emergency but juan, u.s. code 2808 and 284 gives him that authority. >> dana: i love it that you printed them out. >> jesse: you flip-flop from day-to-day to try to make excuses for trumpcare yesterday you said it's not a bad deal. >> jesse: until i read what was in it. that's the thing, at 1:00 a.m. last night, and no one has read the bill. no one has read the bill. it's like obamacare. >> juan: what you said yesterday is not true? >> jesse: because i read the bill. that's what happens when you

read, juan, you change your opinion. >> juan: and you scream. this to me is an outrage. it's like a tyrant who says i'm going to go around the congress, forget democracy. i'm going to do what i want and i want to please the far right-wingers on talk radio who apparently have all the power and have his ear because he had a deal in december and he said no to it, even though it was bipartisan, dressed by mitch mcconnell. he now has a deal today passed by majority of republicans, endorsed by mitch mcconnell. he goes around the congress, goes around republicans and sets his own agenda in line with people who are in his ear from the talk radio show crowd. the fact is, cbs poll, 66% of americans say no to a national emergency for this wall. fox polling, 56%. fox has 50% opposed right now, opposed to any wall construction.

two-thirds support the deal that was on the table that includes some money for additional border security, not for a wall. >> jesse: it says it right here in the poll, juan. walls and barriers. >> juan: you get 60% of democrats, 73% of republicans. >> greg: let him keep talking. >> dana: greg, what was going to ask about the president going into 2020. now he can run against conservatives, the republicans in congress, and the democrats on border security. he will say they didn't get with the people wanted. >> greg: let's dismiss this idea that declaring a national emergency is a big deal. we do it all the time. calling it a national emergency is a bit overstating it, and i think we have a bunch of them currently going on right now. like 30. it's not a big deal. the craziest item, the poison pill that's truly poison in this and this is why he shouldn't sign it, according to the fine print, you can't remove any potential sponsor or member of

the household who might be a potential sponsor, meaning that's amnesty for anybody who might be a cartel smuggler. if there's a kid right there, he can grab the kid. he turns every unaccompanied minor into a very expensive shield. this is why you should hate government with every fiber of your being. this was a 1200 page bill designed to chain yanked the president. you could have listened to experts. yeah, juan, keep popping your head like that. the democrats ignored the advice of experts. they created a bill that would yank him. that's right they should declare the national emergency. >> juan: republicans and democrats voted to pass this bill. donald trump said i have a -- 2014, a tweet. obama subverting the

constitution because he is unable -- >> greg: so you're okay with this idea that you can't remove any potential sponsor. >> juan: what does that have to do with -- >> greg: you didn't read the bill, did you, juan? juan, you are a prison of your own mind. you are a prisoner of your own mind. >> juan: you don't even support over volvo can. you only support would trump -- >> greg: no, no, i think for myself. >> jedediah: he's talking about the sponsors. it's going to incentivize child trafficking which is part of the humanitarian crisis that trump and republicans are claiming that they want to solve. it's a bad deal. just because republican support something doesn't mean it's a good deal. it's a bad deal. i don't see how he signed onto this. even if he declares a national emergency and he's declaring that yes there is a humanitarian crisis and that to big deal and we need more money and i'm going to move federal money around. by signing this, he is saying he's okay with all this stuff. and okay with something that

allows for informants child trafficking, that prohibits sensing in certain areas, prohibit certain types of sensing that he's been out there saying that the fencing structures we have now don't work. this is saying that the prototypes that you like, we are not going to go for these. i don't understand how he does this and has himself on record. >> dana: the bill got worse after the shutdown. >> jedediah: it did, much worse. >> jesse: if you are a cartel member, human trafficker and you bring a child across the border, this legislation says they can't deport you. they give amnesty to cartel members and human traffickers in this bill. or if you are thinking about sponsoring a minor, or if you know a minor in the united states that you would like to sponsor. >> jedediah: basically anyone. >> jesse: anyone who has any relationship with an unaccompanied minor gets a pass under this bill. juan, even you can agree with that. >> juan: let me say chicken

little has good hair today on the show. you are like, the sky is fallin falling. >> jesse: i didn't hear what you said after you complimented my hair. >> juan: president trump says in this bill i can't move around the funds that i want. he says i want to move additional funds in order to supplement the limited money coming for what yesterday jesse praised the 55 miles given to him by democrats. now he is saying oh, it's about children. or it's about -- >> jedediah: he has been saying it's about children. >> juan: there's a caravan of invaders. this guy just lies in their people who -- >> greg: juan. >> jedediah: as far as the national emergency, they are shifting the language on the left. tweeting out, climate change really is a national emergency. now what you're going to have is every left-wing activist was going to come forward and save he's going to use this for a national emergency, i'm going to use that, even though we have existing national emergencies. the fact that trump makes this

contentious issue a national emergency. >> greg: i am declaring that juan is a national emergency. >> juan: all of these 30 previous national emergencies, louder president to spend unauthorized dollars. >> dana: coming up, former top fbi official andrew mccabe making bombshell claims about the president, including a plan to remove him from office. if you have moderate to severe psoriasis or psoriatic arthritis, little things can be a big deal. that's why there's otezla. otezla is not an injection or a cream. it's a pill that treats differently. for psoriasis, 75% clearer skin is achievable, with reduced redness, thickness, and scaliness of plaques. for psoriatic arthritis, otezla is proven to reduce joint swelling, tenderness, and pain.

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mccabe telling 60 men he started the bureau's investigation into president trump. >> i was speaking to the manhood one for the presidency and -- he might've done so with the aid of the government of russia. our most formidable adversary on the world stage and that was something that troubled me greatly. >> i was very concerned that i was able to put the russian case on solid ground in an indelible fashion that were i removed quickly or reassigned or fired, that the case could not be closed. >> juan: that's not all. mccabe also saying that the justice department held discussions about removing the president from office. >> there were meetings at the justice department in which it was discussed whether the vice president and a majority of the cabinet could be brought

together to remove the president of the united states under the 25th amendment. they were speculating this person would be with us, that person would not be, and they were counting noses in that effort. it was also said had a previous time that the deputy attorney general rod rosenstein offered to wear a wire. >> juan: president trump firing back by tweeting: "disgraced fbi acting director andrew mccabe pretends to be a "poor little angel" when in fact he was a big part of the crooked hillary scandal and the russia hoax, a puppet for leakin' james comey. i.g. report on mccabe was devastating. part of "insurance policy" in case i won." jedediah, normally i would have a question but there is so much here. i will just say jedediah, what's going on? >> jedediah: mccabe was fired for lying, that's number one. we don't know how much of its true. the doj already said, all the stuff he saying about the 25th

amendment, none of it is true. i'm just curious as to what the motivation for all of this investigation is into president trump. he's talking about, let's take him at his word and they discussed the removal of president trump. based on what? what did he do to invoke that conversation? what exactly can they tell me that president trump is guilty of. also an obstruction of justice charge. when did he do to generate that? talking about the firing of james comey? that's the only factor? democrats are calling for james comey to be fired because of how he handled the hillary clinton investigation and he made those comments at an inappropriate time. i want to know, was at the steele dossier? what was it? what were you looking for pencil hungry to get this president on. when you look at this and what he laid out and look at the doj's response, this does sound like the very witch hunt that a lot of people were saying this is a witch hunt. this is the definition. they were hunting him down. they wanted something on him and

they were going to figure out how to find it. >> juan: jesse, contrary to the deep state thought whether this was some kind of cool being done by people inside the government, it's all being done openly, right? he's going to people in the justice department. he says he's checking with fbi lawyers, and he says that he feared that trump was trying to enlist him into what he calls in the book a sinister message to the fbi agent not to investigate him or the russians. >> jesse: yeah, if you want to call it a coup, i would agree with you, juan. it was a pretty "if you look at how other people were involved. dana, i've been talking about the deep state for almost a year and half and i think this is evidence. the deep state is real. he's a card carrying member. if you're going to say, you're an unelected official and you are plotting behind the scenes to organize an administrative coup of the president of the united states who's been democratically elected, that is scary stuff. >> juan: can i interrupt for

second. what if you thought to yourself, my god, the russians may have a puppet in the oval office and the fbi's here. most fbi guys -- >> dana: you can't just say that and start an investigation. you have to have a reason. >> juan: the reason was he had not only an investigation started about contacts between the russians and the campaign but secondly, comey have been fired and told layoff of flynn. >> jesse: what were the contacts? papadopoulos never spoke to a russian his entire life. when he was in europe, never talked to a russian. you know who he did talk to? a spy hired by the obama administration. they use russian propaganda to listen to an americans phone calls. they have unmasked people. they leaked president's phone calls with foreign leaders. it's pretty scary stuff, juan. if president trump did this to a democrat when they were about to come into the oval office during the election, he would have been lights-out. he would have been frog marched out of there. but all of a sudden you have

people resigning people fired and demoted. some are still lying and having book deals and stuff like that. it doesn't look good. i'm scared. this is why i'm not running for president. >> juan: is that right? i was going to run the campaign for you. >> dana: i have a point. >> juan: i want you to make your point but jesse went on about deep state and here you have mccabe saying under the 25th amendment, which is in the constitution, had gone to justice department officials, went to rosenstein, even said the cabinet members and the vice president would've had to be engaged in the removal of the president. >> dana: may be scott pelley, will ask you more about that. they released a cliff on "60 minutes." i haven't read his book. i don't know anything about that. jedediah said he was fired for lying. the other thing is rod rosenstein, when he appointed special counsel, part of i think the reason he did that is because he knew that there was

bias by mccabe against the president. if he had not appointed mueller, it still would've been under mccabe. in some ways, i feel like maybe that also was at play here because rosenstein said in the book that mccabe writes, i had no one that i can trust around here. he said that in a room where he was just with mccabe. i am assuming there's not a lot of trust between the two of them. >> juan: i would assume so. greg, deep state? >> greg: it's a good question. i used to smirk when i would hear people talk about it. i'm not going to smirk anymore. this is actually evidence of deep state. you may think oh, that's silly but actually if you look at it, it kind of as. the other thing is it's like why is it always bombshell information shows up at same time the book is coming out. it's amazing how the narrative always matches with the media was saying. they are almost identical. here's why it's so easy to understand why unelected

officials unilaterally went after the president and open coup. it's easy to understand. president trump was the man who fell to earth. he was the creature, the alien creature that punctured their special world. he wasn't a civil servant. these unelected officials said this is not your normal president. this can't be. it has to be a plan. after months and months of watching the americans on fx, they were convinced that it wasn't them will of the american people to vote for this guy. it had to be a manchurian candidate. it had to be the russians. they decided, they felt they were the ones that they were going to step in and usurp the american people. that's what happens. they couldn't buy it that this guy who wasn't a civil servant, wasn't a normal politician, could become president. they couldn't admit it to themselves. >> juan: protecting the country? >> greg: they were trapped in their own movie, their own irrational episode of "the americans." they believed what they were

doing and they had no evidence because no president has been more critical of his actions to russia, what he's doing to iran, sanctions, diplomats. he created the list of oligarchs close to putin, why did he do that? to help him? no. >> juan: i wonder why he's having private conversations with putin. >> greg: he has private conversations with a lot of people. >> if we can find you, you're not going to last long. >> juan: how one florida principal is protecting his school. gregory with that next on "the five" ." i can't tell you who i am or what i witnessed, but i can tell you liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no... only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> greg: a florida school has hired two combat vets to protect students and staff. according to the principal, any intruder entering the school for the arts campus would be shot and killed. >> if someone walks in shooting, someone walks in with a weapon, we are not going to fool around. we are not going to pause. we are not going to ask them questions. we are going to shoot them. eliminate the threat. if they die in the process, that's unfortunate but better them then one of our students quite frankly. >> greg: we are not going to talk with them. we are not going to negotiate. we are going to put them down as quickly as possible. that is a plan. compare that to the wishy wash of the broward sheriff so anxious to blame the nra that he forgot to look in the mirror at himself. manatee is a charter school. they can decide who to hire. they went with armed combat vets. one guard is a 15 year army vet who served three tours. the school is protected by the best offenders on earth and those vets have jobs that contribute to the safety of

society. after parkland, all florida schools were mandated to have armed security. it's a year to the day since the massacre. here's a fact that the duration of a mass shooting is shortened by the arrival of a second gun. manatee shrunk the duration to zero. this close to 100 students and i'm sure some parents there are spooked by having armed guards with rivals. but others might be resting easier. it's often hard to ponder solutions with a media placing the issue within a prison of two ideas. if you are in for gun control, you want kids to die. this as their wall-to-wall coverage creates a spectacle for copycats want to leave a mark on the world. it is sobering that in this peaceful age, we need soldiers at schools. but if it works, then i say give it a try. dana, shooters overwhelmingly focus on locations where there are no perceived protections. i think the theater shooter drove by his intended target because there was a cop car there. >> dana: aurora, colorado, .

it's hard to believe that it's been a year since parkland. the students they have had a tremendous impact on getting their messages out. congress is going -- congress has moved slowly and i think this gold her cannot wait for washington to type -- the school districts cannot wait for washington. the grief for these parents comes in waves. it no doubt buckles their needs. they are dealing with things. we move on and we talk about other things. this is constantly in the forefront of their mind. if a superintendent or principal can give comfort to parents they don't have to worry that there's going to be anything wishy-washy. there is a plan. i would rather have that done on the local level than at the national level. i think it's a lot more effective. >> greg: jesse, when he does this, gets the word out. if you're going to plan on that school, not going to go to that school. >> jesse: i like how unapologetic he was. everything in this country that we value we protect with guns.

banks, companies, borders. celebrities, everything we protect, there's an armed guard outside but not children. it doesn't make sense. the point is you're not handing over a loaded gun to some second-grade teacher who is 73 years old and you say hey, rambo, hold the line. these are well-trained professionals that go through training and know they are are doing and know how to handle firearms. the other thing is, you're not militarizing schools. you have people armed with weapons outside the super bowl. you are not the super bowl. eliminating the nra isn't going to stop school shootings. banning an ar-15 isn't going to stop school shootings. you can spend all the money the world. you are not going to stop it. the only thing you're going to do is you have to neutralize it before they shoot more people. the only way to do it is to have an armed guy in proximity to the

shooter. >> greg: juan, i think it's a great match. returning vets and a job like this. 2100 students. it's more than most employees at a mall that has armed security. makes sense to me. doesn't it make sense to you? >> juan: i worry about the idea that you're putting guns next to kids. i think who gets picked on as kids, kids that act up. i want to say i feel for parents who've lost a child. i think it's important that we say you can't imagine the pain. there was a letter written from a mom to her daughter, i was reading it. it's valentine's day. that's her memory. her daughter went to school and was killed. when i see people say, like donald trump put out a statement today and initially said we've got to do something about gun violence. then he had to change it to school violence. it's like you have to display politics in order to ignore the reality. we've got too many guns in this country.

>> jedediah: totally unapologetic at this school. one of the things that they said, were not looking for a fair fight. we are looking for a huge advantage, and that's the truth. i think people who are a little unsure about things like arming teachers for example, where they get concerned about that, should find comfort in combat vets. these are the people have the proper training with firearms and you have the proper training for situations like this. they are not going to flee the scene. they are not going to make those kinds of mistakes in those spontaneous moments that someone else might do. i think this is a middle ground where people should feel comfortable. >> greg: terror in the sky. yes, terror. a delta flight nose dives twice at 30,000 feet. see it next. uh-oh! guess what day it is? guess what day it is! huh...anybody? julie! hey...guess what day it is? ah come on, i know you can hear me. mike mike mike mike mike... what day is it mike?

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>> jedediah: it's every passenger's worst nightmare and it's caught on video. extreme turbulence giving delta passengers the scare of a lifetime yesterday. the seattle to santa ana, california, flight nosedive in twice at 34,000 feet, creating panic and a huge mess in the cabin. five passengers were reportedly injured with three sent to the hospital. thankfully the plane made an emergency landing in nevada. here's the passenger who shot the video. >> the plane was dropping, and it was dropping nose first. we were out of our chairs. we were flailing in the air. i actually thought that the plane might break up. >> jedediah: these are the types of stories that leave me on the edge of my seat. i feel like i have a little bit of plane phobia. when you hear -- >> greg: first of all, that tape was not what i expected. i was expecting nosedive's.

i didn't get nosedive's. why is this news? i've got some thought. because it's rare. traffic accidents, there's 30,000 people dying a year. we don't report them because they are common but any time something happens in a plane, it's reported because it is so safe. this is going to happen to the automobile industry once we have self-driving cars. in 30 years, if somebody dies in a self-driving car, it will be on the front page. until then, were going to have 30,000 people dying. the other thing that i wrote, why is it computers keep getting faster? it doubles every two years or three years. our planes don't get any faster. the airline industry gets worse. it's the only industry in my mind that's going backwards. not forwards. why can't we have -- we got rid of the concorde. >> jesse: people for the news industry is going backwards. >> greg: that's good for us. i can rise to the top of we are going backwards. >> jedediah: it gets covered like that because when you get

on an airplane, you are suspended in midair which makes people -- >> greg: you believe that? >> jedediah: you get into a car, you're on the road. you don't think about the worst that can happen but on an airplane, i sure do. >> juan: you are so vulnerable. you're off the ground, not in control unless you are the pilot and even the pilot, when you hit turbulence, not in control. they tell you to wear your seat belt but i have to tell you one of the scariest things in my life. i was doing a campaign. jesse jackson campaign. he didn't have much money. >> greg: that's scary enough. >> juan: in an older plane, propeller, over dallas in the middle of the night. the turbulence hit. all these people in the back hanging out, hitting the ceiling, screaming, crying. the stewardess ran to the front. they are afraid themselves. it was like time to go home. >> jedediah: did you panic? >> juan: i set my day is coming. it's written. >> greg: it happens a lot on the show. >> juan: i'm telling you. >> jedediah: the one part of

the story that was surprising that everyone is saying delta did a great job. so many bad news reports of airline stories and they are saying delta handled it great. the tweets, the comments. >> jesse: that's why i am a skymiles number. when i was on air force one, we didn't have turbulence. i think they have mechanisms that can alleviate that. >> greg: way to work it into the story. [laughter] >> jesse: i don't know, was it that bad of a nosedive? the drink cart went over. >> dana: three people went to the hospital. >> jesse: for physical problems? or mental anguish? >> jedediah: if you look at the aisles, everything is turned over. >> jesse: the isles are missing usually when i fly. i'm getting. i don't want to downplay it. it is serious. it happened to me one time i texted my mom and i said i love you. i thought i was going to die. >> greg: she wrote, you

misspelled love. >> jedediah: if i were on that plane, if there was anything people who are operating or could do to make me feel better, i feel like in that moment. >> dana: what my husband always tells me, he's a confident flyer. travels millions of miles all around the world. he says the guys at the front end of the plane want to get home just as badly as you do. so there's that. i think when they are alone calls for delay. >> greg: be happy. >> dana: trust them. they don't make -- >> greg: people want to get there on time. >> dana: wear your seat belt when you are sitting in your seat and don't get up and hang out. >> jedediah: you would be the first person to get mad at a delay in the airport. >> greg: if there's any kind of hint that there might be inclement weather, i am at the bar. >> juan: airlines are safer now than ever. >> greg: they are. >> dana: that's why this is

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celebration. apparently men care a lot more about valentine's day than women. there is data to back it up. new study shows more than half of men admit they expect their partner to make a maximum effort to get them a valentine's day gift this year, compared to 36% of women. new survey finds men plan to spend an average of $339 on their significant other. while women will only dish out a measly 64. i am already up to 280 and i haven't gone out to dinner yet. >> dana: are you going to mcdonald's? they've got good fries. [laughter] you could get extra fries and give more to her. i am surprised by this. peter and i don't do a lot on valentine's day. i did something nice this year. this year was our 20 year anniversary and in september i wrote 20 things about 20 years. i framed it for him. >> jesse: that's very thoughtful. maybe i will do that next year.

>> greg: guys spend a lot more money and care more about it than women. it's win-win for gay dudes. they get the most stuff. valentine's day is proof that the sexes are intertwined and complement repaired men care about it more because they want to please their partner, right? the thing is, it's not a competition. they worked together, you nanyang. there's research out this is men, married men live longer than single men or divorced men and that's because women brag to the marriage at low risk behaviors that reduce the high-risk behavior of men. >> jesse: what are you doing for valentine's day? >> greg: nothing. elayna is russian. they don't have valentine's day. she doesn't even know it exists. they have international women's day. i don't even know what it is but if i missed that, i am screwed. >> jesse: is it on a different day? >> greg: it's on a different

day. i think it's a communist thing. i think the bolsheviks started it. really expensive stuff. >> jesse: replacing valentines valentines? >> greg: its moms. international women. >> jesse: the risk of marrying a russian. >> greg: anything that has international in front of it, communistic. >> jedediah: i'm not a valentine's day kind of gal but my wedding anniversaries on the 17th. we will celebrate that. >> greg: you can't combine it. >> jedediah: i've never done valentine's day. it's so commercial. >> jesse: you don't do it or your man isn't. >> jedediah: i'm not into it. he's going to make me a nice dinner tonight. the reason i think men like it, is because i think they like to be chivalrous. sometimes they don't know how to do it but valentine's day -- >> dana: feels awkward. >> jesse: juan, what are you doing tonight?

>> juan: i am in new york and my wife is in d.c. that's a problem. >> greg: that's a problem? meet me in soho in two hours. >> juan: i will tell you what is a problem. you can't get a reservation in a restaurant. >> jesse: maybe if you say i'm juan williams. maybe that will work for you. depending. in honor of today's holidays, we made valentines for our fans at home. here is dana's. greg. don't go bacon my heart. juan. you are my juan and only. jedediah, will you "bila" my valentine. i am watters and you are my world. i am my biggest valentine. "one more thing" is up next.

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>> dana: it's time for one more thing on this valentine's day. it's time for this. >> greg: this has nothing to do with valentine's day. >> dana: i just do it on nice days. and there's a theme. number one, what does the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? what did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? >> juan: is he hot for you? pinnacle nana: close, it's a perfect match hugs and kisses. >> greg: close, i said a pig. danna: what did toast say to his wife on valentine's day? >> greg: greg butter me up

>> why should you fall in love with a pastry chef? >> jesse: you'll get fat? >> juan: he simply? >> dana: heal dessert you. >> juan: i was in a valentine's day mood to see anita baker, the r&b legend. she sang one of our best love songs, "giving you the best that i've got." another famous love song. you guys know this one. [lionel richie plays] yeah, that song turned 35-year-olds today. lionel richie has always been kind to me. here's a picture with me and my wife and if you can believe it, he had to put it up with me singing "easy like sunday morning" at the kennedy center

awards. i'm not going to do that here, but very happy valentine's day to all you lovers out there, especially my neglected wife on this valentine's day. >> dana: greg gutfeld? >> greg: interesting dilemma here. let's go with this. or is it this? ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great close mama i'm going to let the table decide which is which because i couldn't make up my mind. take a look at this video if you will. this is an automatic dog scratcher, woodworker matt thompson crafted this rube goldberg style automatic -- you don't have to be a dog lover who uses this, you could be a fetishist who likes lying on the ground, buck naked, lying on the ground scratching with a piece

of wood. animal? juan, animals? >> jesse: the greatness will come from -- >> jedediah: you will get a splinter. >> greg: let's go with animals animals. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great was ♪ >> jesse: >> jesse: look at this on i-94 in tennessee. yeah, did doughnuts for 20 minutes in front of thousands and thousands of people on i-24. huge traffic jam. i should've had doughnuts on the set for this. >> jedediah: real missed opportunity there. >> greg: did he get arrested? >> jesse: we did not follow up on the story. but will have more for you on

monday. >> jedediah: you did a lot of research on that. >> dana: we've got time for you today. >> jedediah: you do story ever. 2-year-old jesse mcnair he modifiers flaws firefighters, put on his halloween firefighter costume he went out to help them. he came equipped, he had his whistles, he loves, loves, loves firefighters. the battalion chief said something really cute. "it's moments like this that are so important because it reminds us some of our chief duties which is being a young role model." >> greg: did he leave the house? >> jedediah: we didn't follow-up... but how amazing is that correct link that his dream to be a firefighter and they let him participate. i think the best reporting -- people can think about it and they let us know tomorrow what they think happened. they will google it and find ou

out. >> juan: the number one gene for little boys is firemen? >> jedediah: it's such an admirable job. >> greg: the truck. >> dana: never miss an episode of "the five" for all of our half news. "special report" is up next. >> bret: i've got an update from the guy doing doughnuts, dana, in tennessee. thank you. this is a fox news alert. i don't, really. as congress votes on a budget bill that would avoid another partial government shutdown, president trump's press secretary says he will sign that bill and then president trump will declare a national emergency in order to build a border wall. it's a move that will almost certainly set up a huge legal and legislative uproar. chief white house correspondent john roberts is live in north along with what we know at this hour. it's been changing throughout the day for a good evening, john. >> as it always seems to in these parts. bret, good evening to