nation.com. i am advocating for truth justice and the american way. "the greg gutfeld show" comes up next. >> what nobody would have anticipated and we would still be talking about in the presidency of that candidacy because he is artificially augmenting as president because he is still stuck on that issue. [laughter] >> i'm pretty sure that's not true. [applause] greg: look at this video it is

about two minutes long i cannot stop watching this. i don't know who these strange men are but this guy keeps trying to put on his shirt. he is having trouble he keeps trying to put on the shirt now i have been watching this a lot it may not be his shirt. it appears to be a pair of sweat bottoms i think it is a pair of sweatpants and then he keeps trying to put it over his head.

it reminds me of the democratic party. [laughter] and their goofy crew. i just wanted to use the video so to twist and turn to that consensus media you follow the script and how do i have identity politics we need to have medicare for all. they don't get to keep it. >> move on and if they make this revenue they should pay more taxes. >> for the international climate change i announced yesterday on day number one. >> would you commit to choosing a woman is your vice presidential running mate. >> i pick without gender diversity i will not box myself in but you know i will

be looking to women first. >> everybody has their signal. even if it is completely wrong. it is getting hard for the left to keep up. >> you can see she is also south asian. >> april. latino people are people of color they are not black but they are brown people. >> she is a black woman. >> i agree with that. but is she african-american? there is nothing wrong with that i think you are falling into a trap. >> i am not african-american. >> i love the two guys in the middle. [laughter] [applause] so compare all of this stuff

to the guy currently in the oval office. he just doesn't give a. [bleep] >> honestly i don't have any time. >> what about lucky on the white house lawn? greg: think about that. trump knows that america loves its dogs too much. it seems phony but this is who he is. >> we have more money. we have more brains we are a hot country. >> i am president they are not. rush limbaugh he is a great guy. i could speak three hours without a phone call try doing that sometime. i am asking you to give the nobel peace prize. i will probably never get it

but they gave it to obama he didn't know what he got it for. he was president 15 seconds and got the nobel prize. >> nothing better than a good old-fashioned german shepherd. >> i have no idea what that means. [laughter] but trump broke new ground to be elected people see obama as the first black president everybody thought hillary would be the first female president but trump is the first us president you and me not a politician but us. for that reason he is seen as a jerk by the others who are not us because anybody who stands outside of the consensus is considered a jerk anybody who believes in order borders or cause-and-effect we are all jerks anybody who believes in companies or profit we are jerks. jerks get stuff done and then it is done to them that is the tell all about trump because they make great subjects the

latest now he is admitting into the probe of their president because trump is different he is not a civil servant quietly weeping to dave matthews in a slightly used toyota that smells of hand lotion. [laughter] he is the oranges skunk at the garden party so they thought there is no way americans could have voted for this jerk it has to be the work of the russians. know it was the work of americans who wanted someone like him. a billionaire. [applause] not the first billionaire. what the haters called jerk he really is the rosa parks of jerks he opens the door for future political candidates who refuse to do the same old crap like kissing a baby or reading to children. i hate all that stuff which means i can probably never be

president until now he shows you can win without the phony bs or your rich uncle who could not give a crap. the democrats are the object opposite lecturing you who pays for their weed from the trust fund. [laughter] but political fakery exist because wkn it's phony but we pretend it is real. like professional wrestling but they would crush me like a ladybug. [applause] it is real. the media plays along turning every issue into a phony game of team sports but on the outsides of all of this are jerks everyday society becomes more intolerant anyone who is not part of that universal consensus is doomed so far the usual panda bears who speak out of both sides of their mouth for side that is as flexible as michael moore sweatpants. [laughter] they should change the name of their party.

>> you know us. >> the desperate party of america. >> we will do whatever it takes to get elected and say whatever you want to hear we are so confident we are just like you. >> i believe solar panels are the key to our future which is why we promise to use them to expand fracking all across the country. >> for years now i do drugs. >> back then it was called crac crack. >> with legalization we need to respect states rights except with babies. screw their rights. >> we should tax the super wealthy unless they are the super wealthy that he's trump. >> walls don't work and they are immoral come to my fundraiser. >> border security is the most important thing which is why it will we will have slingshots for all americans possibly a boomerang.

>> the most important thing about the desperate party crack. >> your healthcare will be free arson will be free. >> everything will be free except for porn. we have to tax the. [bleep] out of that. [laughter] >> welcome tonight's guest the latest to come from canada since geese. [applause] she is so sharp water balloons and send her hate mail. all she wanted for valentine's day was lower taxes and a permit to carry. [cheers and applause] he knows the street better than google maps, tyrus.

[applause] >> in the field of candidates that's pretty exciting. >> in the field of candidates that's pretty exciting i like, harris smoking marijuana with tupac and smoot - - snoop dogg this was six years before because they always say marijuana is a gateway drug i didn't realize it was to the time space continuum so she said i smoke marijuana and i had two packs. [laughter] and then i smoke too much and i heard your 2037 christmas album the version of santa baby so now i have gone off

camera. >> you lied about smoking weed to sound cool which is totally normal if you are a 15 -year-old boy. what is next? i will throw a party i wish you would think about being progressive on drug legalization a reporter asked her about legalizing recreational marijuana and she laughed she did not even change her mind until last year now she's just pretending she smoked weed? what are you doing. >> she does say that but recreationally which most don't do to say that brings joy which i thought that was a nice departure for a politician what am i doing complementing her? this is fox. [laughter] now we have to edit that out. >> she said half my family is

jamaican which is a stereotype but nobody else could do that. >> interesting point. welcome to the show what you think of the candidate. >> you are a neuroscientist crack. >> yes i cannot talk about the issue when i look at them it makes me think you have the different personas or the bad boy but in this case pro legalization, feminist the female person of color, a couple of them are pro- socialism so it is ridiculous how they all try to outdo each other at the same time if people are really set on going against trump they will vote for him anyway. >> and the part she says she is a liberal? [laughter]

>> what do you think so far? this is exciting crack. >> like paint peeling yes. [laughter] >> nothing more than uncool people telling you how cool they are. if you have to tell somebody you are cool, you are not cool. [laughter] every time i see cory booker honestly i do wish the brother well he is the most uncool list do try to convince you he is cool like will your running mate be a woman crack. >> i don't want to be in that box just know. get off me. >> but he didn't know what to say that is what you say if you are cool if, less smoked and really did then that's a great question. [laughter] but yes i smoke i am hip.

i know how to do the macarena. [laughter] but then what about if they argue if she is black or brown or a little big black we don't know how to categorize her and under the laws of identity politics this is more complicated now. >> i will cut you off t20. [laughter] it didn't used to be that way oh sorry. you said black? that my mother was dutch know. get your yellow black ass in that room. >> we have come a long way. so now black jamaican? >> as a person of color i think it's racist of your background who cares at the end of the day? [cheers and applause] >> she is a neuroscientist and

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to fund construction talking about it in the rose garden on friday will he be sued crack. >> we will have a national emergency and then we will be sued and they will sue us to the ninth circuit. and then we will possibly get a bad ruling, . [laughter] >> and then what? >> and then we will end up in the supreme court, hopefully we will get a fair shake and then we will win in the supreme court just like the band they sued us in the ninth circuit, and we lost. >> and then what quick. >> and then we lost in the appellate division and then we will go to the supreme court and we won. [laughter] [applause] greg: i don't know if he is president or dr. seuss. [laughter] he only got a little over a

million dollars in the budget they didn't take it from the drug lords and take it that way. [cheers and applause] but l chabot is worth 14 billion and that is a lot of wall but trump also took the campaign in a different direction earlier this week. >> today we started a big beautiful wall. >> it is so attractive and so ugly. >> we have a beautiful structur structure. >> see what he is doing he is making the wall sexy because sex sells. why not use it to sell the wall? >> hey there. you are looking for the hottest border security? rod naked steel?

then you will love the all new southern border wall. >> i would totally bang the wal wall. [laughter] and the great barrier reef so call now because one way or another you are getting laid tonight. [laughter] [applause] my god. doctor you are from canada do i need a wall for canada crack. >> not for canadians but i

wish people could just talk openly the way that journalists cover this is that they are all racist or xenophobic or negative or anti- immigration and they can't conflate border security with any of those. [applause] if you are a liberal you want to have a beautiful safety net but you can't have that if you don't have a border because then no border no safety net creates total chaos. right quick. >> i guess. [laughter] why would you go to me? every time we talk about the wall i feel it is a personal attack because i am not for the wall everyone will be mean to me on the internet. but this will not work with the executive order because

late lawyers will have the field day to do this through congress with you would have to have authorization to take the private land to build the wall so he will not have that. >> that was a bit too technical for me. >> [laughter] sorry. >> she's only half kidding. >> i don't really talk about it because you will get upset but i think what he did he was forced to do but it's not about a wall or the border it's about the 2020 election democrats are convinced if they stop the wall they stop him from getting reelected. so i will make up the difference i think he has bought into that so he gets the wall at the expense of a presidential emergency which i am against but i understand why opposition doesn't help anybody so they were doing that so he was forced to and ultimately it will come back on the democrats. they are crazy but they really

just don't know what they are doing so it's at the expense of the american people so it's a sad time because they are so worried about 2020 instead of just running on the issues letting americans choose. >> that is true. [applause] >> what are your thoughts? >> they are going to sue us in the ninth circuit. [laughter] and particular and then to sue us in the appellate division and then listening to sue us in the ninth circuit they are out smoking pot with harris so i think that would be the

ultimate american express one - - expense should be have a wall that the canadian border obama had that in the stimulus where they get currently 2000 anybody here hear from them? from the reserve? apparently they get two cars per hour and then it was like the spaceship enterprise but then they widened it to eight lanes for two cars in our that is one lane for each car with the obama homeland security. so we will have a wall. we will be walled out that is just the way they do things in washington. >> let's move on. >> what is this new pastor doing? she is stripping so i guess it she is stripping so i guess it

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[♪] rob rrp live from "america's news headquarters," i'm robert gray. chicago police say the investigation into the attack against empire cast member jussie smollett has shifted trajectory. police requested a follow-up interview through his attorneys. the chief communications officer of the chicago police tells fox

news smollett is no longer classified as a victim but not yet classified as a suspect. the u.s. military sending aid to venezuela as part of an effort to undermine dictator nicolas maduro. the aid is to be distributed by supporters of opposition leader juan guaido recognized by the u.s. as generals' legitimate president. greg: can bearing your skin help your side when? they debating over the wall is far less - - worse than britain over brexit that stands for the united kingdom cap.

and those brexit politicians and then to introduce the story this way. [laughter] [laughter] >> i'm not doing that their. may be on the five but not here. [laughter] sometimes people do crazy things and they are passionate whether brexit. >>

♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] it is hypocritical because everybody is laughing and funny but if you were a guy that is decent on - - indecent exposure you go to prison for that. >>. >> and then to say i'm supporting you. [laughter]

>> so this is about feminism going to conferences with nothing but british pound notes on her bits i'm all for positivity and be proud of your body no shame but as a scholar i don't feel it is appropriate i don't feel this will make academics be taken more seriously she talks about with women's body just sex and baby but men are not showing their stuff either. >> if i did that i would be pushed out of the building they would not give me time to put my close on. >> yes they would. [laughter] >> 100 percent the first thing would be served. [laughter]

but what if a man enjoys a good taste quick. >> do you have a question? this is a difficult show for me. voiceovers. >> get to the point. >> i feel no matter how i answered this i am sexually harassing somebody. so i will just say good for you. >> you go girl you say that to everything. >> what? you have never heard me say you go girl. that is a prefabricated live. fake news never in my life in any form of my time on this planet have i ever said you go girl. >> i meant to the general use. >> i'm not a general nobody. ime and i don't say you go girl. you lost your damn mind. greg: help me. >> you go girl.

[laughter] >> even with the canadian accen accent. greg: won't guys encourages as political enlightenment to see a naked lady quick. >> my dad is watching and i just want to say it was very difficult for me to come up with talking points because i have never actually seen a naked person. greg: amazing. >> not even myself i shower with a bathing suit on the way the lord intended. [laughter] and not a bikini but a one piece. i don't know what a bikini is. what is a bikini? >> she threw a chair off of the balcony three stories high. my teeth have always been a very sore spot for me, emotionally, socially.

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greg: what punishment is fair? after i show you this video of a 19 -year-old who tosses a chair off of a high-rise balcony there's no sound but watch anyway. [laughter] she is a ray of sunshine. let's see that again. [laughter] that is unbelievable to me that video was shared on social media the police said hey crazy person turn yourself in and she did she was charged with mischief and endangering life according to canadian law

if you put people's lives in danger you could go to jail. thankfully and luckily nobody got hurt but should that lessen her punishment? now we turn to our legal expert if nobody got hurt does that lessen the punishment? no no no. >> the charge is cheap. >> there is a lot of science out there that says the person you are at 19 is not the same person as 29 because of her brain is not fully farm land - - form so how do you punish somebody like that quick. >> that's fair to say because the brain does not develop until the late twenties but i live in toronto not all people from toronto are this idiotic but i will call that quick stupid but she left the

courthouse so who's going to throw a chair off the 45th floor into oncoming traffic then have it filmed and put on social media and that she was grinning to reporters after she left the courthouse. >> that is amazing what kind of punishment do you think should that be mitigated by the sheer luck nobody died? >> i don't but we live in an age of who you are at 19 in virginia where the entire democratic party at 19 i don't even get that but that is who they are when they are 67. no. you don't change liam neeson

had a bad thought when he was 19 about some guy or a friend of his and now 15 years later so who you are now? this 19 -year-old by the way you are wrong don't believe the doctor. this is a canadian tradition. that used to be with caroling if you ever watch caroling they use to throw the chair. >> i believe that. >> and throws into the apartment across the street all the kids do it and then mom came home the other night and then they were throwing furniture. [applause] >> although it in lies the fact that you mentioned gordon lightfoot.

>> all of us canadians. [laughter] >> except for a nickel back. [laughter] >> do people change quick. >> i don't care what she changes but she and the person filming should be charged with manslaughter with that ridiculous excuse it was p-letter or pressure if you feel some peer pressure when you are in prison there will be some peers pressuring you to do stuff. not only that the fact with social media is twitter and instagram is inconsistent if you send me something bad or terrible about somebody they will take the post down right away if you want to post a video you usually get that this is checked to make sure it's not copyrighted. where was youtube on this where somebody could have been killed many people or accidents are you scared the

life if they hit their windshield it is the act it is attempted manslaughter. i don't see any other defense i believe it is up to life imprisonment because they make things a lot longer than they need to be. [laughter] manslaughter. she can should avert avert somebody i don't give a damn. >> have you ever done anything close to that? [laughter] >> no. i do think we are being too hard on her but we don't know what happened may be the chair slept with her boyfriend. [laughter] you never know she was just impassioned. i don't understand why would she do this? like i don't want to sit down right now?

if i don't want to sit down i just don't sit down i have never had an emotional response to a chair. i have never had any emotional response to a chair i am quite stable. stable. >> what about comedy making hey, who are you? oh, hey jeff, i'm a car thief... what?! i'm here to steal your car because, well, that's my job.

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greg: is jonah hell a feminist? i figure that odd shaped actor who was famous in his role like super bad he says he wants his future project to challenge but this week at a film festival we have to unlearn a lot of stuff and those that like super bad will come with me on that journey. of course he was promoting the film that should challenge the traditional male roles and other classic movies like diehard that could become something like stretch gently. and of the all-time predator

aid in. shut up. i don't care. >> three or four times we have a case of masculinity. this is what bothers me it needs to talk about those situations like toxic masculinity or racism or sexism that is what humor does it make that laugh at real life things to bring us together to understand and then to support artist then you have someone who tries to make a change so now he wants to bash everything that is what i have the issue with. it is comedy if super bad was

not a documentary on how to behave and jonah hill with all due respect i don't think anyone has ever accused you of being toxic. [laughter] and the guy that everyone picks on in the movie. >> what about toxic femininity? >> good luck with that. he plays to the trends which is early 2000 not everyone but nowadays i have written about male feminist before and it is

true. it is great if you are quality of women but if you're running around with t20 two the women's march that says i am an ally and listening to the indigo girls no offense. >> and no one, to go no women even liberal women cannot stand it to be with them. or to stand with a guy across from the table you are sick of it. t20 and then pretend to be.

>> but with the 19 nineties is not toxic lee masculine? what about the 18 nineties? jekyll and hyde he is toxic masculine so be a man my son. [applause] this isn't a journey you are not going anywhere. >> jonah hill needs to shut up. [bleep] ruining men. [applause]

>> i did because my dad said i look tired i want to see when the forest chopping wood. and then to fix things up around the apartment in the last couple of guys that i have data have complained to me. you are not supposed to have that many feelings i'm supposed to have all the feelings when you go to the bar to drink bar on - - drinker and grunt at each other so shut up jonah hell you are ruining everything. [cheers and applause] >> so the first show in tampa

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