this week could be dicey. nine up weeks in a row, we are well shy of making an up week. still early. we can see what happens tomorrow. when i know now is that "the five" is next. ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with emily compagno, juan williams, jesse watters. she once rode horseback on a chihuahua. dana perino. "the five" ." >> is a look out into the ground, i just wish that the families of gun violence in this city got this message engine -- this much attention. that's who deserves this much attention we've given to this particular incident. this morning i come to you not only as the superintendent of the chicago police department but also as a black man who spent his entire life living in

the city of chicago. i know the racial divide that exists here. i know how hard it's been for our city and our nation to come together. i also know the disparities and i know the history. this announcement today recognizes that "empire" actor jussie smollett took advantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career. i am left hanging my head and asking why. why would anyone, especially an african-american man, use the symbolism of a noose to make false accusations? how could someone look at the hatred and suffering associated with that symbol and see an opportunity to manipulate that symbol to further his own public profile? bogus police reports cause real harm. they do harm to every legitimate

victim who is in need of support by police and investigators as well as the citizens of the city, and i'm also angry. i love the city of chicago and the chicago police department, warts and all. this publicity stunt was a scar chicago didn't earn and certainly didn't deserve. smollett attempted to gain attention by sending a false letter that relied on racial homophobic and political language. when that didn't work, smollett paid $3500 to stage this attack and drank chicago's reputation through the mud in the process. and why? the stunt was orchestrated by smollett because he was dissatisfied with his salary, so he concocted a story about being attacked. i only hope of the truth about what happened receives the same amount of attention that the hoax did. >> greg: it's hard to top that, so i'm not even going to

try. jussie smollett now faces a felony charge for filing a false report clint he was a victim. after weeks of wasting the hard work of a dozen detectives, resources diverted from actual victims. what is the lesson at cnn? it's all about the lunch. >> sean hannity is going to eat jussie smollett launch. tucker carlson is going to eat jussie smollett's lunch. the president of the united states is going to eat his lunch. >> greg: what about "the five"? we want to eat lunch too. lemon's concern is that the reaction of the crime is worse than the crime itself. i'm not saying hoax. a hoax removes the media's complicity. no, it was a crime aided and abetted by the activist press who embrace their perfect victim, ignoring all those implausible details. don, no one is interested in eating smollett's lunch but we will eat yours and that's the whole consensus media who need a

lesson in restraint and resisting its own activist act confirmation bias. lemon has made it no secret he believes trump supporters are racist which is is how smollett portrayed them. smollett was serving a function for the thirsty press seeking that story. smollett, an attention addict, he read the room and saw that it was going to be easy to fool the media. he saw all of those sympathizing friends, like don lemon, as suckers. they should be pissed off at him. he couldn't fool the cops and most of us. you should have been thrilled that the demand for hate crime exceeds the supply and that you don't means that it will probably happen again. emily, you are a prosecutor. what are the legal ramification ramifications? >> emily: filing a false police report, we've heard up to three years in prison and a huge

fine. for the latter, there are consequences to the huge mechanism of responses that is put in place when you file a false police report and you allege a crime or you send a letter with a threatening letter to a corporation building that deploys a hazmat team. for that come he could face up to ten years in prison. i want to point out what i loved so much about the superintendent's comments. >> greg: eddie johnson. >> emily: he brought it back to the real world. there are real world" is on the hubris to me that emanates out of hollywood for this celebrity will take something so painfully large such as the -- the racial divide in the historical consequences and symbolism to shine for his own selfish gain because of his paycheck. i loved the speech by the superintendent because i felt like he brought it home to the real world. he said this isn't tv.

this is what happens. >> greg: juan, he said -- or they claim it was because he was dissatisfied with his paycheck. do you believe that? >> juan: i don't know what to believe. that's what the chief said. >> greg: what were your thoughts on what he said? >> juan: i like the chief and i think he was clear that -- and part of his disappointment was that the black man, in seeing smollett take advantage of the racial tensions in american society. again, it's all about him. it wasn't about anybody else but him. i will say this. when the chief said he would like to see more attention paid to things like the shooting in chicago, what else, or especially -- as much attention to the initial charge as the finding that this young man lied about it. the chief is wrong. all the analysis shows that there's more attention now to the idea that he lied because it's a conspiracy issue. it's a fraud issue. it's celebrity gossip.

there is more -- and don't forget donald trump. donald trump has jumped in and said he was wrong and it fits in with donald trump's attacks on the media, so all the trump crowd is celebrating this in a way that i -- >> greg: they are vindicated. >> juan: they are not. who said there was any need -- >> greg: they were accused. they were the symbolic accused. >> juan: no, he said he put out red hat on one but that was in the heart of the charge. the letter was. that he was the victim of some kind of racial crime. there are so many racial crimes producing spike of racial crimes in the country and this guy smollett is so narcissistic that he is out of touch with reality. the chief should know more media attention, more cameras at that police department today than ever before. >> greg: we can talk until the end of time about your misinterpretation of the facts. let's go to gma and get smollett's own words before i get to jesse.

>> why do you think you are targeted? >> i can just assume. i come out really hard against 45. i come really, really hard against his administration. and i don't hold my tongue. if i had said it was a muslim or mexican or someone black, i feel like the doubters would've supported me a lot much more. >> greg: when i listen to him, i see somebody who knew how to play the media because the media -- that's the language the media understood. if you are an activist media. >> jesse: right, the framed 60 million trump supporters and the media bought it hook, line, and sinker. i think what the chief was saying also is that he'd like to see that much media attention when there's a shooting or black on black violence or gang activity in the south side of chicago.

smollett makes reportedly from 400,000 to $1.1 million a year. >> greg: 60 grand in episode. >> jesse: he does not have any children, which means he's filthy rich. instead of trying to earn more money working hard, he perpetrated this hoax. everything he accused donald trump of, he himself is guilty of. he's a liar. he's corrupt. and he's greedy. let that sink in also. real hate crimes now are going to be treated with more skepticism unfortunately, and that's what the police chief said i think that's probably one of the biggest result of this. also, how dumb does robin roberts look when she didn't ask any follow-up questions and let him perform like that. think about all the framed jobs and conspiracy theories which we have seen it all it takes is a little common sense. you talked about yesterday. there's a bunch of maga guys and up or vortex in chicago doing a hate crime.

kavanaugh and high school, was he really participating in drug-fueled orgies? covington. a 16-year-old, 115-pound kid was confronting an adult like the ku klux klan? donald trump. it makes you suspicious of the entire russian investigation. donald trump is that russian asset? donald trump is a russian assets. you don't have any doubt when someone says that? if you don't believe that there is any sort of suspicion when someone says trump is a russian asset, your grazing you're going to fall for another one of these hoaxes. >> juan: what about the u.s. landing on the moon? this calls it into question. oh, my gosh. >> dana: he makes $65,000 in episode. his bail was set at $100,000. i wonder how the aocs of the world feel about this filthy rich person being able to walk

away free. i like what matt lewis had to write. i couldn't say it better. he writes for "the daily beast." he said the desire for sympathy and and the moral authority that comes from being victimized has replaced the desire for admiration or respect for some act of heroism. it's like victim chic. if you are a victim, you're going to get more attention and he knew that. i think it's bizarre. to your point, he was able to fool some of the media. there were people on the left who are frustrated. "gq" magazine wrote about the reporter saying how dare they use the word "allegedly?" whitewashing the idea that this was a hate crime and reporters were just actually doing their job. >> juan: with the robin roberts thing, we use the tape of the interview. it's an indication she got this guy to say what he wanted to say. for him, that's part of the indictment of him. >> jesse: that's true. he set himself up. >> juan: that's true. i don't think it's the reporter.

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country. >> we have a tax bill it got past that gave a trillion dollars to the top 1% and the biggest corporations of america. they need to give that money back. >> i want these billionaires to stop being freeloaders. i want them to pick up their fair share. >> dana: some are colin powell on those candidates for these reasons. bernie sanders owned three houses and has earned over a million bucks in recent years. kamala harris reportedly held a fund-raiser in beverly hills attended by wealthy tv executives. elizabeth warren worth more than $8 million. one of the staffers profiles for congresswoman alexandria ocasio-cortez. for every billionaire, a policy mistake. now it's time to help bring the

bottom up by incentives or education. now it's just completely top-down. >> jesse: i wonder if she thinks george soros is a mistake. i don't think they are that rich anyway. $1 million compared to donald trump for some of these other people, that's nothing. >> dana: that's their point. >> jesse: what we said about -- what he said about mitt romney. he's poor and he walks like a penguin. i see a wealthy person with a yacht, i don't get jealous. i get competitive and i want to own my own yacht. i want to work for my yacht i don't want to take that yacht away from someone else so i want to get it for myself. the democrats see wealthy people and they want to make them less wealthy. i think they should be looking at poor people and say howdy make poor people less poor? barack obama raised taxes on the rich. middle-class wages didn't grow. the deficit didn't get paid down. manufacturing jobs weren't created and the poverty rate

stayed the same. i don't see a big economic success when he raised taxes on the rich. i think they just waste the money. >> dana: you live in seattle. there's a lot of tension between the local folks there that are mad about the tech companies in the billionaires and it's created a lot of tension there. with that just recently that they tried to raise taxes and then they had to backtrack? >> emily: it was a huge deal. amazon donated $500 million to combat homelessness. there's also a dependency on the funding that happens in addition to what it does for the industry there. i think my biggest issue with this is the hypocrisy knows no bounds for these politicians. for example, elizabeth warren, she has millions in her funds and those funds include gun manufacturers and big tobacco and all of the things she rails against. it's that same hypocrisy that we hear up and down where people --

walk the walk. don't just talk the talk. bernie sanders, the day his campaign paid three and a thousand dollars in jet airplane costs for his campaign, he tweeted out that climate change was a planetary crisis. >> dana: i see, yeah. selective billionaire outreach, a phrase. they don't like billionaires. >> greg: he's got sbo, which stinks. we will be right back. you can treated with super beats. >> dana: tom steyer. >> greg: bernie has three houses which proves the point you can be a successful socialist if you act like a capitalist. that's the only way it's going to work. i'm not going to bash any of these people for being wealthy because i think it's great that they are wealthy. i think everybody should be rich and i think in this country you can be rich. if you devote ten years to one thing, you will be rich. i believe that.

but the problem here is -- we talk about hypocrisy. in america, even a fool can have three homes but it's a problem when that fool doesn't want you to have three homes or is trying to get in the way of you wanting three homes. if warren and sanders were subjected to the plans that they want to subject to you, they would not be worth seven figures. they would be worth maybe five figures and the decimal point would be here. >> jesse: can i interrupt. there was a secret service agent they gave me some intel about bernie's house. they are disgusting messes. he was on detail and went to one of his places. it was like an episode of hoarders. an open mail, food everywhere. >> greg: that's my place. [laughter] >> jesse: he might have three homes but they are messes. >> greg: are you surprised? >> jesse: no! >> dana: juan, this pulls well so we can't expect it to stop.

>> juan: for republicans? >> dana: for democrats to go after the millionaires. >> juan: jesse's point, donald trump is the richest of them all. he says he represents the forgotten man and the like but he's the one who's out of touch. he's the one who said don't you have to have an i.d. to go into a grocery store? i'm sorry, mr. president, no, you don't. he hired wilbur ross. the federal workers when there was a shutdown. trump-caused shutdown. go to a bank and get a loan. larry kudlow, another trumpian. he said these guys who are forced to work with no pay, they are volunteering. >> jesse: if he is so out of touch -- >> juan: he's out of touch on things like the va, social security, medicare, g.i. bill, livable wages. >> dana: was got to run. first elizabeth warren cracking

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>> jesse: another embarrassing social media blunder by democrat. after elizabeth warren tried to look cool cracking the beer and vado live streamed his dentist upon, possible 2020 contender eric swalwell is being mobbed as a starbucks martyr. the closest cafe is inside trump tower. this is me walking to an alternative. the congressman getting ripped on social media. this is new york city. as you can see, there's over a dozen other coffee shops within a few blocks. including a different starbucks around the corner.

greg, not a smooth tweet. >> greg: i say this all the time. the golden rule, you on twitter is a lesser version of you. >> jesse: didn't have a lot to work with anyway. >> greg: starting with a low bar. you know the media's going to pick it up. wait until they get a load of this idea. i'm going to take a picture of me walking by trump tower. i'm going to be a hero. i'm not going in there. what we see when we see the tweet is we see the thirst behind it. the desire. then we go what a schmuck. because exposure is more accessible now, everybody is turning into the star of their own movie. everybody's doing this. we have democratized the spotlight. >> dana: i feel like he should consider tea over coffee because it's very calming. i am a t proponents. i don't drink coffee. >> jesse: they can get tea at starbucks. >> dana: if you are in

new york, you should support the trucks, the food trucks that are on the side of the road because those guys need your business. >> jesse: and trump tower needs your business too. definitely could use the $1.25. >> juan: i think dan is wrong. i think there's more caffeine in tea than coffee. >> greg: no, there isn't! fake news. >> jesse: have you ever stayed at trump tower or at a trump property. you think not staying there is school? >> jesse: i wouldn't get close. i would run. you couldn't get the video of me because i would be gone. this is all levity. he thought he was having fun. on the show i hear all the time when trump is on twitter, people say don't take it so seriously. take it easy. okay, so have fun with this. i guess if you want to skewer him and say oh, it's a democrat, go ahead. to me it was like you know what, all he was doing was indicated he doesn't like trump.

>> greg: juan, look at all the dandruff on him. >> juan: oh, i miss that. >> jesse: we decide which jokes are funny. >> emily: for me, it's not that he's a democrat. he's one more thirsty person seeking the manufactured -- or he was manufacturing something that he wanted to be this viral video and we can see through it. >> greg: it doesn't matter what it is. >> dana: upping the ante. here, pretty soon somebody is going to smoke marijuana before this thing is through. >> jesse: might be kamala. >> greg: swalwell should do tide pods. do not listen to me. do not listen to me. >> dana: who is going to smoke pot before the end of this? >> juan: kamala's dad has gone after her. >> dana: i feel bad for her for that. you don't want your dad. dad, mind your own business. >> jesse: you shouldn't be stereotyping other cultures and ethnicities and nationalities.

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>> juan: fox news alert. actor jussie smollett charged with filing a false police report. earlier today the actor was blasted by chicago's top police officer for lying about the alleged hate crime. >> "empire" actor jussie smollett took it vantage of the pain and anger of racism to promote his career. i am left hanging my head and asking why. why would anyone, especially an african-american man, use the symbolism of a noose to make false accusations? >> juan: mike tobin is at cook county courthouse where smollett had a bond hearing. i asked that yesterday. >> i can tell you this, smollett

is out. he posted $10,000 and left under a tremendous crush of media. some of what you didn't catch with the live coverage today is that the judge admonished smollett in the courtroom, saying if true, what he did was utterly outrageous and he conjured up the greatest evil in our nation, specifically referring to the racist symbolism that he brought into the hoax attack. some of what we learned today that we didn't already know, we knew smollett was associated with the osundairo brothers. one of them was a source from whom he would buy the party drug molly. he directed the brothers to beat him up but not too bad. we got hints from the abc interview that he intended for the attack to play out in front of a security camera but didn't catch it. his awareness with the attack is part of what tipped investigators off to something being fishy. the whole thing went down and 45

seconds. smollett didn't think he got enough attention from the threatening letter that went to the "empire" studios to heat up the ante with the attack. bond is set at $100,000. he posted $10,000. he says with the shows unchanged unchanged. his attorney said he was scheduled to shoot today. he went to the studios today. >> juan: thanks, good job. chicago police superintendent also calling out celebrities, politicians, and the media for rushing to judgment. >> this publicity stunt was a scar that chicago didn't turn and certainly didn't deserve. to make things worse, the accusations within the phony attack received national attention for weeks. celebrities, news commentators, and even presidential candidates weighed in on something that was choreographed by an actor. i only hope that the truth about what happened receives the same amount of attention that the

hoax did. i will continue to pray for this troubled young man who resorted to both drastic and illegal tactics to gain attention. >> juan: it really is pretty horrific if it's true that this guy made this up. as i said earlier, greg, you know, the major networks and the cable news outlets have all paid more attention to this case after the charge that it's a hoax. >> greg: the thing is, i can't believe i'm going to say this but i do believe that he is kind of a victim because of the environment. this is entirely preventable. this could have been prevented if the media divorced itself from its activist sensibilities. since trump has been elected, they have been informed by an anti-trump bias that makes this kind of activity plausible. he knew he could fool the media. i also think he had his own trump derangement syndrome, as kathy griffin, tom arnold,

alyssa milano. >> juan: you think this is all about trump? >> greg: i was talking about the media. >> greg: the media is obsessed with trump dislike and that's why they went for it? but i am saying the media is paying more attention to it now. >> greg: they waited three weeks because they were terrified of saying anything. i listen to scott adams today. what donald trump could do is suggest that this guy gets pardoned by the governor because he knows he's the victim of trump during syndrome. invite him to the white house and have a summit and help this kid out because clearly he is mentally unstable due to his trump derangement. i think that's brilliant. >> jesse: i totally disagree because i think if you get off scot-free when you perpetrate a hoax like this, it perpetrates other hoaxes. >> greg: that's true. i changed my mind. >> jesse: we can happen ago, we would sit here and greg would come in on this phone, did you hear the smollett thing. something about it is fishy.

he would point out these things but we said to each other were not going to talk about it. we are going to wait and see. you will get bullied by the mainstream media if you raise questions about certain types of people or certain types of situations. they will rain hell on someone who just ask questions. in the media, you are supposed to ask questions. the media doesn't want questions asked sometimes. if i were him, i would fall on my sword so hard. geragos, the attorney, shouldn't fight it tooth and nail. he should issue apology after apology. have mercy on me. that's the only way he's ever going to get through this. >> juan: dana, of course i have a different point of view. i am thinking why is there so little attention to this coast guard guy who wanted to kill everyone and had been amassing weapons since 2017. >> greg: because he wanted to kill everybody. >> juan: joe scarborough, nancy pelosi. yet we are paying more attention

to this celebrity than to an actual threat, a terroristic threat. >> dana: i did it twice on "the daily briefing." it's a great show. everyone should watch it. >> greg: i watch it. you did a great job. >> dana: the police caught him ahead of time. this guy was planning to commit a crime. what smollett is created his own hate crime against himself. there is room. >> greg: he smeared an entire population and he was inciting a race riots. >> dana: the coast guard is getting a lot of attention. he will be arraigned tomorrow. >> emily: where i depart what you said earlier -- >> greg: don't do that, emily. you are a guest. >> emily: the analysis about activist approach that it starts with him. i think that's what this instagram culture is breeding where everyone sees themselves as the hero. like you were saying, the hero

can be in the form of the victim but everyone is seeing it as i am the that's going to save -- the spartacus moment and it's ridiculous. the consequences in their mind doesn't go beyond how many legs am i going to get our house are going to be amplified which is when the media comes in. for him, i see this is another hollywood celebrity with an enormous hubris that's now facing real-world consequent this. see seven and he deserves to face real-world consequences, if it's true. >> greg: i think he is still innocent. c7 up next, trivia time. we are going to put our knowledge to the test with fox nation's "the quiz show." nsuran, and as a fitness junkie, i customize everything. like my bike and my calves. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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♪ >> emily: there were some sore losers the last time we played so it's three match time. tom shillue is back to test our knowledge on fun facts like he does on the quiz show only on fox nation. tom, welcome. >> thank you. a lot of questions here. hold up your cards. on the series "friends."

wiped actor played the role of chandler bing's biological father. was it bruce willis, freddy prince junior? answers up. and the only one who got it right. mr. gutfeld. >> greg: kathleen turner. >> jesse: biological father? >> greg: had a sex change. >> dana: i'm sorry, angie, my sister. >> in 2017, over 120 lawsuits were filed by people who said they were hurt by what? a, heavy-handed bartenders. b, mcdonald's happy meals, or c, exploding vape pens. all cards are up, and the answer is c, exploding vape pens.

>> greg: you are a lawyer. you should know that. i'm not calling you. >> the film "the endless summer," the endless summer 2, and in the summer costa rica are popular documentaries about what? a, sailing. b, roller coasters. c, surfing. cards up, cards up. emily, you are very early. the answer is c, surfing. >> dana: i spent more of my time reading than watching movies. >> greg: i saw that in the theater. >> jesse: they don't have surfing in wyoming, that's why you didn't get it. >> who was the only u.s. president to ever file unofficial ufo sighting report? was it donald trump, martin sheen, or jimmy carter? cards up.

you are all c. you think you're so smart, and you are. it was jimmy carter. ufo sighting. >> dana: greg is winning by 1. >> here we go. what is fear of alcoholic beverages, fear of having an empty glass, or c, fear of carbonated beverages. i will give you a hint. it's a fear. and the answer is b. jesse and juan. >> dana: is it a real thing? >> what is the objection? >> dana: it's a real thing. that you are afraid. >> jesse: you don't get a

large complaints when you lose. >> when cops showed up at matthew mcconaughey's home in 1999 1999 suspecting him of marijuana possession, what was he doing? a, playing the bongo's naked. b, shaving his irish wolfhound. c, standing on his roof in his underwear howling. the answer is a. playing the bongo's naked. do you remember that? >> greg: of course. i was there. >> jesse: all right, gutfeld. >> emily: this is clearly a game of lock. >> what year was the television? what year was the television invented? >> dana: invented? >> invented. let me know when you're up

there. the time is counting. eight seconds. >> greg: how do you -- is it -- >> 1909 or 1946? somebody do the math. the answer is 1927. >> oh! >> greg: this was a stupid guess on my part. terrible gas now that i think about it but i still won. >> they are always invented way before -- >> jesse: are you sure i am wrong? >> greg is the victor. >> greg: do we dance? >> you get to do the quiz show. jesse has been on twice. >> jesse: i still can't answer anything right. >> greg: the winner gets to do your show once and the losers have to do your show twice.

>> jesse: i am the biggest loser. >> juan: who did the best on your show? >> emily did great. >> juan: i thought i did great. >> emily: tom, thank you. "one more thing" is up next. >> greg: great job, tom. ♪

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♪ >> greg: all right ""one more thing." >> juan: you talk about a wardrobe malfunction, how about the most celebrated amateur player since lebron james injuring himself at last nights duke-north carolina game. take a look, zion williamson who is 6'7" and 280 pounds made a move and his shoe fell apart as if somebody took a knife to impaired he injured his knee, left the game. everybody was in shock, here is president obama saying his shoe came apart.

nikes rival sneaker maker who mouth pounced and said would not happen in pumas, will he wear and nikes? folks, keep your shoes on, we will have to wait and see. >> greg: there shoe must go on as they say, jesse. >> jesse: as the kaepernick curse. i spoke to the illinois farm bureau when i was off, dana's old stomping ground, she is a big star out there. and i talked to them about swine, manure, soybeans. just dazzled them with my humor. and i found this on the internet, bernie sanders, taking a second look at this guy, he has game. check out bernie.

look at bernie, man. i think he has some skills on the court. >> he is from brooklyn. to. >> that's right. every two points he has to give one to the government. actually 1.9 points. okay, dana. >> dana: the army veteran has been reunited with his missing uniform. the parachute rigger and infantrymen from 2004-2010, then lost the army greens when you move from one part of bakersfield, california to another. he is not the biggest fan of thrift shopping, but his wife wanted to go, at the antique mall when he instantly recognized his missing uniform. this store's owner gave him his uniform back. it was very sweet, he said he was brought to tears with being very grateful for the act of kindness, and tonight, tune into "tucker carlson" where greg and i will square off on "the final exam." we have done this before, i won.

>> greg: maybe we don't have it. [laughter] i'm going to get to bumped out of this stuff. ♪ animals are great we have a minute, show the tape, it is a cat trying to eat a cherry, -- >> dana: can he tied the stem into a knot with his tongue? >> greg: i want to learn more about that. screw the cat, tell me where you learned this. emily. >> emily: all i have to say is -- [laughter] ♪ thank you for being a friend ♪ ♪ i've traveled down the road and back again -- spec two oh, my god, she is dancing. >> emily: i'm sorry, the "golden girls" fans rejoice,

celebrating the sick, and the best show of all time has been confirmed, and yes there will be cheesecake and everything -- >> greg: "special report" is up next, emily. >> bret: i wanted to hear more about the "golden girls" cruise. good evening, i am bret baier, major news on three legal cases coming in in chicago actor jussie smollett is charged with making a false police report and authorities are now calling a hoax, alleging a hate crime, he may bail today. here in washington the judge comes hard on longtime trump ally roger stone who reported social media post against the judge in that case, stone remains out on bail. and in the suburb of d.c. of greenbelt marilyn, accused of domestic terrorism gets no bail at all. we have fox coverage