tv The Greg Gutfeld Show FOX News February 24, 2019 2:00pm-3:00pm PST
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i love the dogs. eric: you know what the police department said, that's woof. one laugh. that's it. arthel: i have nothing for that. eric: have a good afternoon. [laughter] >> joining us maxine waters, chairwoman waters, nice to have you here. [laughter] >> she's cutting out, oh, no. can you hear me madame chair? >> not that well. oh, oh. here is what we are going to do, we will take a quick break and i will send a bunch of elves to fix the audio. i believe that we have fixed our gremlin. >> barely. >> you have been asking for documents and testimony from deutsche bank as it pertains to president trump, basically since
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he was sworn in, what is it that you're investigating there? >> rachel, would you repeat that one more time? >> i'm surprised she didn't blame the russians. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> what a bad week or if activist press, laura logan, the horsemen of the media, every reporter pulling out their hair -- 250 million bucks, it's a lot of money, think about how much money they made the paper makes a hundred billion bucks off digital ad sales alone. that's a lot of money a hundred million dollars, that's more than i make in a year.
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[laughter] >> how do they make all of that money, conflict which brings eyeballs which makes money, get your piece, you earned it without you how would chris cuomo afford his daily waxing? [laughter] >> at least daily. smolett, also attacked the hat, sadly turns out the white racist were nigerian body builders. [laughter] >> check out this pair. their abs have abs, they have more muscles than a convention. i would be doing laundry every night of the week. smolett paid them 3500 bucks to
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pull off stunt yet he makes 60 grand a show, forget he's a hoaxer he's a cheap -- and i icknow who should teach it. >> the media everywhere must be liberal not just in the u.s., in the u.s. 85% journalists are registered democrats. that's a fact. so the facts are of what you just stated, most are left or liberal or democrat. >> talk about speaking truth to power which is why no one covered itt but us, because when the news embarrasses the news industry, disappears faster than taylor swift's boyfriend.
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once the emperor's new clothe is exposed, don't expect to tell you about it. >> sean hannity is going to eat jussie smolett's lunch. >> the president of the united states is going to eat his lunch. >> i'm getting hungry. [laughter] >> so that's the concern, we are going to dine on smolett,f no, lemon, we are dining on you, you believed it because you believe all trump supporters are racist, you served a purpose for him. smolett saw the media for what it was, suckers and i kind ofut admired but smolett was used than you truly are a lemon. since 2016 the media failed moments have been piling up and the same culprits are at the scene of every crime.
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journalist driven by agenda and the profit maker behind the machine is always conflict. >> racial slurs and some hope -- homophobic slurs. >> despicable. >> in real life is possible racial motivation. >> i don't believe jussie is making this up. >> i don't like that this is possible crime. >> this is america in 2019. >> you wish. celebs dove in placing the blame where it belonged, of course, on pence. >> impossible to not feel this way right now with the president and the vice president mike pence who like wishes i couldn't be married, let's just be clear, connect the dots, this is what happens. if you have in a position of power and you hate people and you want to cause suffering to
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them, you go through the trouble, you spend your career trying to cause suffering, what do you think is going to happen? >> she should know,i tried to sit through her last movie, that's suffering. [cheers and applause] >> anyway, i wondered if they would have her back on. meanwhile we all here held our tongs even though the story cstank like a bedroom after cuy night. i mean, trumpe supporters stalking the chicago streets in sub zero temperatures at 2:00 a.m. carrying a news running into some nobody actor on a show they don't watch and somehow recognizing him and beating him up without taking his wallet, phone or sandwich,
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it's me being hired as babysitter. they didn't even take his sandwich. it was a subway and they are delicious. maybe that's smolett's next gig, it's a step up from jared. by the way he paid nigerians with a check, who still writes checks, thanks for the card aunt edna and $10, the perfect victim for media that wanted so badly to be true, so why are these hoaxes so common? here is my thinking, all of the folks that went to college in the last decade or so are now employed in the media and they brought with him the victimhood virus they were infected with in campus, the virus makes you stupid, naive and gullible, did i say stupid? i'm always thrilled when a hate crime turns out to be false
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which means i'm thrilled a lot. at least we aren't as racist as the media wants us to be, hate crime has to be made up because it exceeds the supply, but if you're still sad this was a hoax it only because it exposes the bias, the media owns the story, it's like they took a course on it. >> attention, news professionals, are you hungry with driven headlines, accused seminar. >> now i'm going to show you headlines and you're going to tell me how you would rewrite them for maximum profit, okay? here is the first one. snowstorm expected to blanket northeast. >> white, snowstorm reveals
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quality. >> nice, another one. midwest man wins mega million jackpot. >> man wins lottery, 3.2 billion women. >> snappy, i love it. sally, you're a natural. all right, how about this one, world war ii vet celebrates 95th >> elderly white voter turns 95. >> nailed it. bake sale for white victims? yes. multicar accident on toronto freeway. >> multicar accident on toronto freeway. >> house fire in australia injuries 7. >> house fire injuries 7 only in trump america. >> volcano erupts in brazil, many injured for. >> many injured only in trump america.
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>> yes. you all pass with flying colors. i am so proud of you. now get out there and do something journalism. >> locations everywhere, callsm today. [cheers and applause] >> he's got the tonic, dr. drew. [cheers and applause] >> this man really got bin laden to open up. [laughter] >> former navy seal rob o'neil. she's only happy when she's feeling happy, kat tempf. last time they blew out birthday candles they had to call the
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fire department. [cheers and applause] >> dr. drew, you're a doctor or so you say, i haven't seen your diploma. has america turned into victimhood? >> not only credibility from being a victim, people want to be a certain kind of victim so badly we are actually seeing a little epidemic of the kinds of hoax, they all have the same content which is people want to be a victim because it gives them status. >> right, actually for this guy it's better to be a victim than to be a star of a show. that's insane. >> insane. >> however, i've deny doing a lot of thinking, album dropping like a day after and it was all about exactly what happened to him in chicago and i wonder if -- even he was shock at how crazy he had gone with the scare. i think that might be the case. >> rob, what's your take on this? >> i am a straight white kid in montana so i have never -- i
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have never been a victim of a hate crime, i have never seen it but for someone -- i don't think happened, make it happen, a hoax like this that takes away from thactual hate crimes where real violence in chicago is the problem, real people are getting beat up, it's ashame because it's real or someone making this up. i don't think personally he did it, i think he did it because he hated trump so much, maybe we can make them all racist and make trump more. i'm impressed that he got beat up. that's the first thing i'd drop. >> i would beat them with the >> i would beat them with the [laughter] >> well, played, sir. >> thank you. kat, i'm being applauded for some train sentence. >> i'm just -- this whole thing confuses me. i love attention, like i love it so much that it pushes people away.
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>> yeah. >> however, i don't fake homophobic attack. hasn't he heard of posting a selfie on instagram or starting ae fight with your boyfriend or pretending to be pregnant? these are all better ways or learn to go ride a unicycle. >> that is true. unicycle riders, send the letters to kat. >> you're doing it for the attention. [applause] >> tyrus, what are your thoughts? >> besides the fact -- great monologue, by the way. >> thank you. >> are-- you surely got somethig creepy in there. is anybody still stuck on the
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babysit your kids, mission for call to help. >> i hate kid. >> that's what i'm saying. we should all be unified together and unify -- creepy thing. >> that's my -- >> this is my segue, tyrus and tempf. i was trying to figure out why he did this, salary and this whatever and i actually witnessed this behavior quite often in my own life, in my own home. my 4-year-old daughter. >> really? >> she would be running in the yard back and forth and i will be having to do work, maybe watching espn report on my phone or whatever and she will fall, oh, daddy, my leg, oh what happened, a shark. [laughter] >> and then she would look at me, a shark, dinosaur.
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what do we do. i don't know. my boor baby and i gave her a hug, i think we are good now. >> just wanted a hug. >> he did this for a hug. he should have paid 3500 to hug him. >> oh, my god. [applause] >> the people in media right now are coming from the campus and they can't -- everybody here, dr. drew, kat, libertarian. tyrus, street wise. none of you believed the story. none of you believed the story, but people who work at msnbc, cnn in the news rooms bought it. >> ran with it. >> we have to move on because there's so much to share with you, the return of the bern, no
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[laughter] >> and what is better if she had asked gillibrand for the ranch, the best dressing ever, what about joe, he told an audience in germany that america was an embarrassment, his biggest asset is that he's only stupid. if the nomination could end up going to a crunchy old socialist who owns 3 homes, 3 more homes than kat who still lives in a garage. but it'll be fun to watch him versus trump. what do you think, bernie? >> and focus on side issues. >> and she's in stairway to heaven. >> people in the audience as
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they approached might be interested in knowing. >> when she gets there she knows if the stores are all closed with the word that she can get what she came for. >> a couple of things of your early life. >> oh. >> what will democrats do and if you're in the leadership -- [laughter] >> there's a sign on the wall that she wants to be sure because sometimes words have two meanings. >> so many people say who are only activists because they are millennials and idealistic and think it's cool? >> i never should have had the bean salad, always the 3 beats, i hope that's just gas, maybe they'll think pelosi did it. [laughter]
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>> yes. rob. does he still had the mojo in 2016? >> i'm saying they were bragging about $8 million to announce candcri, he better be giving 70% to trump campaign because he needs to share. >> that's is true. are you squared that we will have a socialist leader? >> i'm sick of it. i'm sick of democratic socialists acting like they are -- look itor up. we want to give you this, we want to give you this. not like the mean republicans, no, they want you to be sick and they want you to be hungry and kill your grandma and they want you to die and watch grandma die, no, in order to give you something, you have to actually
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own that first, they're not giving away their own stuff. if your boyfriend takes you out to dinner you would be very happy unless he used your credit card to pay for it. it's only acceptable if you are 9 and that person is your mother and you made it on construction pay or whatever, but, no, i'm sick of them pretending that it's about generosity, it's able control, big government and taking from people and not giving. >> i agree. [cheers and applause] >> the allusion is that government services are free and socialists are giving it to you when it's taking from the free market. >> that's very great. [laughter] >> the allusion is the media and to go back, america is not walking around trying to be victims, we talked about earlier, the media is expecting
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american people to buy into it. bernie sanders is legit contender despite cnn and other left-leaning media efforts, they are pitching, 7 young candidates that are coming in and bernie announced and raised $6 million in 24 hours. >> yeah. >> then they said, how much the other guys made, kamala not bad, strees strong, after that, about 6 or $7, $16. pocahontas owes money and that goes against their message. it was supposed to be the new left. they will be going after bernie sanders because that's not what
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>> i'm jon scott, president trump is preparing for his trip to vietnam where he will hold a second summit with north korean leader kim jong un, the president leaves washington tomorrow and meet with kim on wednesday and thursday, on twitter the president says he expects a continuation of denuclearization which began last june, fox news sunday, secretary of state mike pompeo echoed that.
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>> there's been no change in u.s. policy since the time oif been secretary of state, the president even before that when i was fbi director our missions are clear, president trump has also said that it'll take time, maybe another summit, we may not get everything done this week, we hope we make substantial step along the way. >> fox news will have live coverage throughout the summit. i'm jon scott, i will see you in 30 minutes for fox report. now back to the greg gutfeld show. >> the associated press is reporting president trump is working on labels for the 2020 candidates and testing them out on advisers before he reveals them obviously. i'm so excited. [laughter] >> new nicknames, waiting for a rich relative to die.
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i don't feel that good but there is the payoff. let's remember some of the most memorable. >> i've given my answer, lyin ted. >> she's crooked hillary clinton.ne >> don't worry about it little marco. i have more indian blood with me than pocahontas, crazy bernie. what's your name? my name is lyin ted cruz. i never attacked him on his looks and believe me there's plenty of subject matter right there. >> he picked them all off one little marco at a time. nicknames helped him, they are short and get in your head and they work. junior correspondent, susie, how are democrats reacting to this
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news? all right, tyrus you changed your name many times. >> that's personal, yo. [laughter] >> i have warrants. >> he can choose a nickname that isn't obvious until it is. >> not just that, that's the news story. that's what somebody brought to the desk and said breaking news, he will call somebody names. whatever. >> it's a first. you don't like the story, tyrus. >> this is what i'm talking about where they always talk about him -- just wait for it. >> he's fun. >> somebody running against him. >> yeah. >> if you say something he don't like he will clown you. we don't need breaking news, guess what. >> ly -- i tell you what, if he was around in the past he would
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have called grave lincoln abe. [laughter] [applause] >> you have a nickname dr. drew. klobuchar, she didn't have a fork on the plane and used her comb to eat her salad. >> i love egg salad. i really like egg salad. egg salad. yeah. >> who eats egg salad on the plane? >> it's rude. >> i know. where are we, kat?
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>> i don't know. >> i'm just jealous that trump doesn't very nickname for me. >> of course, it has to be about you. how about a stag kat. >> i would think sponge bob orange would be a good one. >> smart. >> low energy but he didn't say lazy but low energy. >> squidworth. [laughter] >> has to be something that the audience gets immediately and then translates. what about you, rob? >> i was talking to a friend of mine that works for bob dylan, kamala harris, you can start calling her run dmz.
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[laughter] >> not too bad. >> yeah. >> that works. >> what? >> it can't be clever, it's like you know what i mean -- >> blunt lady. simple. >> he's never picked on people before. hey, what's up? >> i got it. >> shorten it, you have something to say? [laughter] >> cannabis kamala. [cheers and applause] >> you are going to have that, donald. first-name basis until he killse me. do i have any other nicknames? >> you have more, devil. [laughter] >> all right, all right. up next the alabama lady who joined isis and now wants to come back.
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[♪] greg: >> all right, now wants to come back, i speak of hoda, born in jersey and raised in alabama, she joined isis, 19 back then, got married 3 times, isis scum, got a kid with one of them and got on twitter, she was only 19. the husbands are dead and she and her baby are stuck in northern syria and crazy thing she wants to come home, yes, because even new jersey is better but what about those tweets? >> drive away with them, patriots, memorials, kill them.
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>> well, trump had his own tweet saying no way, state department says she's not a citizen and can't come back, turns out the dad is foreign diplomat so she can't get citizenship, filed a suit, they want her to return and face american justice system i wonder what her punishment should be, therapy lessons. >> maybe therapy lessons, maybe a process that will ensure us that i will do never do this again. jail time, i don't know if that has an effect on people. i need help mentally as well. i don't have the ideology anymore but i just -- >> she's traumatized. should she be allowed back? what do you think? [laughter]
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>> nickname. cory booker, cokadoo corey, thank you. rob, the problem with america we don't forgive but we forget, in 3 days she been commentating on network. [laughter] >> i have no doubt she's traumatized because that was back in the time when it was -- she may be a terrorist, how did you get there exactly, what's the process of getting to turkey, she knows the faces of the names of trying to get back through northern border or southern border. she can probably let us in a little bit on some of the tactics that isis uses, if we are going to defeat radical is lack imideaology we need muslims. we need people who -- people who
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have had the experience of going there, seeing what they actually do and wondering what it's like, not only love living under sharia law, some get elected to congress. >> first job experience, well, i was in isis. [laughter] >> there was no doubt that she was terrorized and no doubt that she's traumatized, not therapy of some sort of compensation of reason that she's punished but can be useful in american government and makes sense to me. >> i like it too. i don't want to send her back but she needs to get punished. therapy, no. >> sanctuary city. >> in california. [laughter]
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>> sanctuary state. >> pelosi. >> she's a dangerous person. >> she might have -- [laughter] >> is it possible she could be counteragent? someone says i found this guy, bring this in, don't worry about patting us down. it's tough to tell but if you can get anything out of her, like i's said, some people belie or not terrorists are trying to come to the country through méxico, if she can pick some of them out, bad actors, that could help, maybe not set her free, message that radical is bad. >> the first part was tremendous. america, we are not about redemption. the fact that she could help not to mention the ugly story that the world likes to paint about the show that we know what the alternative is for her. we know that that life over there is not where you want to
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be. even though she's made mistakes, terrible things about the country, in america we could find a a way, bring her in, go o jail and does exactly what you talk about, it's hard to say, awell, they did help the one woman, i couldn't agree with you more and more people need to have the mind set. this is america, jack. if you come in, this is america, she needs to die. you are going pull the trigger. >> yeah. [laughter] i'm still -- hey -- >> i have a hard time believing because of the ideology is so strong and maybe -- and also i'm not sure i believe in second chances. isis didn't start as just a little fun group. it started with beheading and she was advocating the death of innocent people, kat, and you also know that once you get famous she will have entourage and people will try to date her and end up in tmz.
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>> probably. >> and you'll be mad about that. >> i can't be mad. this is a feel-good story for me. >> really? >> i may have dated a a lot of losers, but i never dated one in isis. >> way to go, kat. >> i date guys with no jobs don't seem so bad compared, she wants to come back, yeah, it's isis. [laughter] >> that's why you hear them say isis is bad, that's why people say that. >> it's true. >> she's a terrorist. >> you know what, one thing, we have to go, even though she may not have killed anymore, she claims she didn't, by being there she did occupation that allowed the freedom for somebody else to do the killing, like i will be home and prepare dinner while you behead.
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greg: if fencing has >> the french federation -- [laughter] >> added star wars inspired favors dueling to recognized competitive sports. the organization -- [laughter] >> like the u.s. border patrol hopes to renew fencing. [laughter] >> favorite technology hasn't quite caught up to the movie. led tubes, but because kids today are playing less sports the federation hopes this crap would get them moving, i guess it beats the heck out of this. [laughter]
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>> trus, what are your thoughts on this? >> i love it. fallen back to really, really people. i wouldn't mind seeing at the olympics. >> kat, you are a big fan o of star wars so this might be right up your alley. >> there's nerd olympics and that's a sport, one good thing about this is that all of the star wars super fan wills have a reason to come out of their mom's basement, but however, i'm a little concerned about all the cheeto dust on the equipment because these people do not eat anything that does not come out of a veppedding -- vending machine. >> can you describe what a nerd looks like, skinny, glasses? >> i have never seen star wars, i'm far too cool. >> why are you doing this? we ignited a hate club that's
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going to come after you. >> nerd on nerd crime is fine. >> i may have done that. >> french are getting good because they subbing at the real ones. >> i will say since kat's boyfriends may not come from isis -- [laughter] >> paid for by kat. >> i created a game but it's the same concept with the racket or the stick. i'm going to shut up now because frankly i'm boring myself. don't forget the gutfeld monologue live in florida, tickets still available for sunday march third in west palm beach, final thoughts are next.
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greg: dr. drew, fine thoughts? >> go to my website and check out my podcast and new book. greg: rob? >> check out yourgratefulnation.org. when you see a veteran at the airport, pick up his meal and buy him a beer. greg: if you see me, i am not a veteran, but i do fight for this country. some say i am kind after bigger hero than you. he's going to kill me, it doesn't matter. thanks to dr. drew pinsky.
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and rob. i love, america. jon: cautious optimism as the white house looks to manage expectations ahead of president trump's highly anticipated second summit with north korean leader kim jong un. good evening, i'm jon scott. this is "the fox report." president trump tweeted this morning that this week's summit will be a, quote, continuation of the progress made last time as he prepares to leave for hanoi, vietnam, tomorrow. secretary of state mike pompeo defends the white house negotiations saying the two sides have taken substantial steps toward denuclearizing the korean peninsula. >> test power has been upended by president trump. we've put real economic pressure on the north koreans, we've built out a global
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