>> dana: president trump is speaking to the national association of attorneys general. >> vice president, thank you very much for being here. you were here last year. you are here again, mike. our hearts go out to everyone affected by the devastating storms in alabama, georgia, and the surrounding states and especially to the families of those who have tragically lost their lives. i have spoken with governor ivey and we are working closely with officials throughout the region to get our communities back on their feet. attorney general marshall and attorney general car, when you get home, please tell the people

of the great states of alabama a has their backs. we have a call into brian kemp and we have let them know and the governor and everybody that we are with you 100%. thank you very much. when hundred% we'll be there. thank you. i want to thank the national association president, louisiana attorney general jeff landry, a friend of mine. we are grateful to be joined by our fantastic new attorney general bill barr. bill, thank you. today we join together to reaffirm and strengthen the vital partnership among state, local, and federal law enforcement. only by working together can we ensure security for every community and deliver justice for every citizen. i want to take a moment to send a message this afternoon on behalf of everyone in this room to all law enforcement personnel across america. you are loved.

you are cherished and respected by the american people more than you'll ever ever know. so true. more than you'll ever know. when i took office two years ago, one of my highest priorities was to reduce violent crime. in the two years before my inauguration, violent crime was up substantially, very substantially. and murders had increased by more than 20%. for this reason, my administration resurrected project safe neighborhoods, bringing together citizens groups, sheriffs and police department's to put offenders behind bars while supporting crime prevention and reentry programs. part of the reason we are doing well is that people are getting jobs because the economy may be the strongest it's ever been in all of your states are doing very well. i think we have the strongest economy perhaps ever come of the lowest on employment rate we've ever had. you could say 51 years or you could say ever.

groups come if you look at african-american, asian american, hispanic-american, the lowest unemployment rate historically ever. that helps a lot with what you do. we deployed 200 new violent crime prosecutors. we charged a record number of firearms offenders in last year we prosecuted the most violent criminals ever, the most ever in our history. with your help and leadership, violent crime is now going down for the first time in a long time. murders in america's largest cities dropped by 7% between 2016 and 2017. last year we passed historic legislation to combat the devastating opioid and drug crisis, and i'm dealing with china right now on a very big trade deal, as you probably have read, heard, some of you are a little bit involved but i can tell you i said to president xi

that we cannot let sentinel into our country -- fentanyl into our country. it's devastating, as you know better than i do, it's devastating. he has promised -- and they are in the process of doing, so when i take him for his word, make it a criminal act with the highest level which in china means the death penalty. patient have a massive impact on fentanyl coming into our country from china. this legislation expands life-saving treatment and authorizes funding for local law enforcement to help those badly addicted get the treatment they need. our state attorneys general are launching bold initiatives to fight this epidemic. in arkansas, attorney general leslie rutledge, thank you. thank you, leslie. great job you are doing. taken on the drug companies, launched a groundbreaking education program and trained

local law enforcement to prosecute those responsible for the opioid epidemic. leslie, i want to thank you very much. everyone is talking about it. great job. to defeat this deadly epidemic, america's southern border must be urgently and very strongly secured. we fight wars. 6,000 miles away. we spend billions and billions of dollars but we don't control our own border. drug trafficking and human traffickers exploit our porous border to finance the ruthless operations across our hemisphere. one in three migrant women is sexually assaulted on the very dangerous journey north. criminal cartels terrorize innocent people on both sides of the border. thousands of our citizens are killed by lethal narcotics. 88,000 people just with certain types of drugs, most of which comes through the southern border. 88,000 people die, and that's just a small portion of it.

hardworking people of every background pay the price for a lack of border control and security. in the last two years, i.c.e. officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with criminal records, including those charged or convicted of approximately 100,000 results. these are new numbers. hard to believe. 30,000 sex crimes and 4,000 murders. every day, our brave i.c.e. officers are on the front lines protecting our communities. we must always support the heroes of law enforcement, and we all support law enforcement in every way. sanctuary cities that release known criminal aliens put all americans at risk. i urge everyone here today to make sure that your states and cities are fully cooperating with the department of homeland security in their life-saving mission. we all share the same righteous

goal: to build a future where every american, both immigrant and u.s.-born, can thrive in safety, dignity, harmony, and peace. before christmas i was proud to sign historic bipartisan criminal justice reform into law and i want to thank the national association of attorneys general for everything you did to help pass this first step act. and a special thanks to attorney general karl racine. great job. you were very helpful. everyone said carl, i feel like i know you. that's pretty good. [laughter] carl really was fantastic, from district of columbia. attorney general josh stein. thank you very much. stand up, josh, go ahead. come on. that's great. from a great place, from

north carolina. attorney general, my friend ken paxton from texas. thanks, ken. great job. together we are making community safer, our future brighter and our people more prosperous than ever before. this is what our partnerships are all about. putting the american dream within reach of all our citizens, and that's happening more and more and we're very proud of it. thank you all for your friendship and your partnership and leadership. ask ordinary leadership. thank you all for the incredible service to your states, citizens, and. you are very special people and doing a very special and important job and everyone appreciates it. i want to leave that list. great job. thank you. thank you, everybody. >> dana: president trump at the white house speaking with the national association of attorneys general of the white house, talking about his administration's efforts to

reduce crime and illegal immigration. the attorney general is a very important public service. this comes on the day that chairman jerry nadler of the judiciary committee on the house side has decided to ask for documents from 81 people, entities, and agencies with any possible link to president trump and really trying to pick apart his finances and his presidency. this is a lot. 81 entities. murray, is this over-the-top? >> i don't think so. >> dana: explain yourself. >> jerry nadler put a list together. there seems to be a purpose behind the entities and people. this is the role of oversight. >> dana: 81? >> marie: i worked in an administration that have hundreds of thousands of documents requested and subpoenaed. that's how oversight works. if there's no problem, they will submit the documents and everything will continue but

they are looking to answer real questions that have arisen through several years of the administration not telling the truth about everything from ties to russia to whether donald trump paid off stormy daniels. we have proof that he did while in office. part of the problem is they haven't told the truth. >> dana: if we have those answers, why drag these people through it again. >> jesse: its political warfare. steve bannon said it best. do you think the democrats are going to give up peacefully? it's going to be street fighting until the day he's out. that's what you're seeing. they are going to use everything in their arsenal. i heard that they subpoenaed the chef that makes the taco bowls at trump tower. ivanka is getting subpoenaed? >> dana: she is not on the list. >> jesse: don jr. can you imagine don jr. in a hearing? the broadcast networks are going to take back. it's going to meet amazing piece of television and in the end, i don't see how the democrats look

good. it's revenge politics because hillary lost. the only thing trump obstructed with hillary getting into the white house. i remember when the republicans have a gavel and they started issuing subpoenas and do you know what obama officials did? they got censured. they shredded documents. they retired. they lied. they took the fifth. do you know what the media did? they said you are overreaching. but then when the democrats have the gavel, they are bloodthirst bloodthirsty. >> dana: we have less than a minute left. your thoughts on this, greg. too much? >> greg: you can tell, even lovely marie is revealing a little bit too much glee in this and i always suspect that the glebe reveals an over overreach. you are enjoying it too much and that this will never end. one investigation will lead to another. all these actions and investigations are to deaden the pain of 2016. they keep trying to find a different drug and none of these

drugs are working. first the drug was collusion. then that didn't work. then you had covington. that was a drug. kavanaugh was a drug. jussie smollett was a drug. the other bombshells. none of these street drugs are taking away the pain of 2016 so they can't stop. >> dana: am dagen, quick word. >> dagen: desperation to the democrats. they don't expect anything to come out of the mueller report and i've said this for months. their focus is in embarrassing president trump and anyone who's been close to him or worked with him. they are using "the new york times" story that nobody read as a road map. they just want to embarrass him. >> greg: i think i might run for president because i don't have 80 friends. at most you're going to be able to investigate three people. >> dana: jesse would get subpoenaed. i'm not going to get subpoenaed.

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united states of america. >> marie: jesse, i think to a lot of democrats, it feels like bernie sanders got a lot of attention in 2016 because hillary was the opponent. do you think he has a chance this time? >> jesse: no. i know he can't win. he knows he can't win but he's going to have fun running as a socialist crusader. he's not going to run a winning campaign. it's a little revolution. bernie is a loner, not a team player, hated by the party bigwigs. wall street hates him. corporate america hates him. he's done nothing in his career. he's never sponsored major legislation. he's just doing this as a vanity play. you don't run something to fundamentally transform america if you love america. you love something, you don't fundamentally transform it. if i have a puppy, i love the puppy. i don't try to turn the puppy into a cat. i don't teach the puppy how to me now. that's what he's doing with america. he's trying to make america into cuba and if he wants to go to cuba, it's 90 miles south of

key west. it's fine, burning, we know what you're going to do. everybody doesn't like you and you're not going to get the nomination. >> marie: okay. dana. >> dana: i think the chances of getting the nomination are much more plausible than his path to the presidency. there is no more superdelegates. he won on that point. he also won a lot of the heart and soul of the democrat party. you see the crowds he has. to dismiss him out of hand, it's too early to do so. if you have that many people running, it doesn't take -- you can see where he might be able to get a path to the nomination. he said he was going to register as a democrat. >> marie: he registered for his next senate run as an independent per he's registered in two different parties. dagen, it seems to be there's that piece of the democratic party and he seems to be beating out elizabeth warren

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it is. capitalism makes it possible to have a really destructive ideas, because we are in the greatest system ever. it allows indians to entertain foolish ideas until they become adults and realize it's really capitalism that works in socialism that's destructive. i will give advice to republicans that they will not take. why don't you co-opt the promises of socialism? promises free health care, free education. s could figure out how to make things so cheap that they are almost free. when you look at tvs, let's say a 50-inch screen tv 20 years ago was ten grand. it's now 150 bucks. that's capitalism. capitalism promises to fulfill the actual wishes of socialism. the innovation. >> jesse: republicans try that when they wanted to do that with health care to make these people compete to lower the plants.

by the insurance industry and the lobbyists don't want to compete. >> marie: every social safety net program isn't socialism. democrats have challenged when they talk about -- people said social security was socialism when it was proposed. they have a challenge of trying to beat back that idea. >> greg: social security is our money. >> marie: people called it socialism. they have to redefine. >> dagen: you have crazy old uncle bernie deciding what doctor you can go to on what medicine you get. he's going to give you weed for your nausea for chemotherapy but not the six-figure cancer drug that might cure you. that is socialism. >> greg: speaking of weed, could we cover this? he said he smoked marijuana. here's a quick thought. we need better questions. finding out whether someone smokes pot or who they slept with, i don't care. the important thing, have you ever run a business, have you ever hired anybody?

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80,000 people were turned away from the polls because of the color of their skin, because of their age, because of whatever excuse could be made up to stop a fellow american citizen from voting. >> dagen: dana, she is running. >> dana: i don't think she's actually going to run for president. i also feel like the right needs to pay attention to these arguments about voting rights, because one, people like her are going to rely on it to explain why she didn't win. there's never been a thing from hillary clinton that said i wish i would've done this, i wish i would've done that. it's always somebody else's fault which i don't think is the best way to show leadership. i also have to wonder, what is the crisis? she says we are a country in crisis. where is it? i know there are democrats were so upset but every time that the president has walked up to a line that might actually get you to a place where you think

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know, a period of the tulips, a period of hysteria. i don't think they will because historians are part of the same club. the historians also believe right now that we are in a period of historical panic and the thing is it can't be possible. if it were possible, there would be war. they would be chaos. we see it every day. things are pretty damn good. >> marie: not to everyone. >> greg: okay. >> marie: many people, myself included. i feel like we are in a crisis moment. thank you, jesse. in a crisis moment where institutions are being tested in ways we haven't seen in many, many years. >> jesse: tested institutions. >> marie: when you are the one on the receiving end of not having protections anymore in this country because of our institutional breakdown. >> jesse: who doesn't have

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support free speech if they want federal research dollars. if they want our dollars, and we give it to them by the millions, they've got to allow people, many great young people and old people, to speak. if they don't come it will be very costly. >> jesse: this is after uc berkeley police arrested a suspect friday who allegedly assaulted a conservative activist on campus last month. allegedly, just because we he hasn't been convicted. turning points usa said this, great organization, greg. >> greg: yes. i have nothing to do with them. they've never had me speak there. >> jesse: [laughs] they say they get called racist every day when they try to hand out pamphlets. they have universities denying their charters. speakers can't speak. they got shut down all the time. people are threatened with violence. it's a real concern. >> greg: this is something the traditional old-school liberal should get behind despite it

being trump. aside from it being a smart move, shrewd move on trump's part, because argument against this idea makes you look kind of silly. you can say is unnecessary, like you don't have to do this. makes you seem like you're behind the times on what's going on on campus because some of the strongest codecs of what's going on on campus are liberal professors. it's the liberal professors not toeing the line in the social justice warrior contacts that are getting them in trouble. what he's doing is protecting everybody. people have to talk. there needs to be a way to address this on campus without it coming to blows. there's one question that i always say to somebody who's very liberal. are you curious as to why everybody agrees with you? wouldn't you be interested in talking to someone who doesn't. aren't you curious that one person who is not joining you, why is he not joining you? don't you want to talk to that person? isn't it interesting to you,

rather than having everyone agree with you. >> marie: that's what i call the last 40 minutes. i'm living that theory. >> jesse: greg made a point that this is a shrewd move by the president in the way that he's made free speech a wedge issue. >> greg: it's a wedgy. >> marie: it is catnip for his base. >> jesse: how so? shouldn't it be catnip for all of us. >> marie: free speech is already protected under the constitution that all of these universities. >> greg: but it's not at the universities. >> marie: it is actually. >> greg: they are shutting down speeches. >> marie: if people are not going to the constitution, there's already a legal remedy. >> dagen: do you know how you fight it? their families going deep in debt to pay a quarter of a million dollars to send their kids to the schools to be lectured about which pronouns to use and they graduate after four

years and they can't get a damn job. women are wildly underrepresented in technology. let me tell you about the pronouns you have to use but were not going to educate you so you can go out and work in the tech sector. that's how you push back. you send your kids to these stupid universities. >> jesse: can we see the video of the president hugging the american flag? i'm going to have it on loop. >> marie: i don't think you should touch the flag like that. my bigger point quickly, this executive order could open itself up to being applied in many ways that are actually unconstitutional. how do you judge whether someone is protecting free speech? do you have a quota? how many professors need to be conservative and liberal. >> jesse: university have tons of quotas. conservatives are usually not on them. >> dana: a couple things. i truly believe we have to get away from this idea that people

have recently been espousing that speech equals violence. speech is not violence. that's why our founding fathers were so smart. the first amendment's freedom of speech. i usually don't believe in government involvement. but there is federal money at stake and if you think about military recruiters who are kicked off of campuses all across the country during the vietnam war and they had to fight their way back in order to be on there but i also think this. if i was a college administrator, i would take the president up on this. it's your way out of a terrible situation. you can say look, we can't -- we won't have any federal money if we can't do this. we have to enforce free speech. >> jesse: you have to have greg gutfeld speak on campus. >> greg: yes. not for free. my speakers bureau will handle everything. only brown m&ms. >> jesse: greg has a crazy monologue on vegans.

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one. watch it being lovingly prepared by a 3d printer. the chef is a facts machine with a nozzle. worse, it's a vegan state, not made from vegans. the ink from the cartridge is made from rice, peas, and seaweed. yes, seaweed. who needs a call when you can have a ribeye made by the same thing that prints your expense reports. the fake meat comes from a company in spain. he takes 10 minutes to print, 2 minutes to cook, one minute to vomit. that sounds like the name of a cool movie. it's better for the environment. as you know, that takes priority over real joy, great taste, or human need. claiming this thing looks like steak and has the same nutritional value and consistency. meaning they are lying. if that look like steak, i look like brad pitt. if that looks like steak, i've got a pair of flip-flops that look like steak too.

it's a lie, lie meant to help the planet. it's like how they lie about other failed promises. solar power, windmills, socialism. things we are told to work but can only exist if they leech off good stuff. i have a better idea. incentive 3d printing estate, 3d printer cow and then kill it and make steaks from it. i'm wasting my talents here. i'm going to say that even though i made fun of it, i'm actually for this idea because i like the idea of making your own food. it's almost like cooking. >> dana: you are going to want this in your basement with this other food. i've heard about your basement. it's like an easy bake oven come to life. all this stuff as kids. i think i didn't get one as a kid, it was a late model. >> greg: it was a light bulb in a box. >> dana: this is a great

invention. the best kitchen invention since the microwave and i include the insta pot. >> jesse: can you make queso with the 3d printer? >> greg: [laughs] imagine what that would look like. >> jesse: i know printers, and this thing is going to jam right before dinner. >> greg: you have to have a guy come by. >> jesse: three days for the i.t. guy to fix it. i don't get it. if you don't like steak, why eat fake steak? it's like nonalcoholic beer. what's the point? >> greg: it's about factory farming and cruelty to animals. let's go to the vegetarian. >> dagen: it is not supposed to taste like steak. it is supposed to have the -- good vegan food has the same to themis and bite of something. >> dana: i didn't know this.

you gave me a restaurant recommendation earlier. >> dagen: you are not shaming vegans. when i sit down and break bread with you, if you order lamb, i'm not going to show you a photo of my -- >> greg: you assume that i like lamb. >> dagen: i don't shame people who eat meat. >> jesse: you are the only person with that accent that is a vegan. >> dagen: why is being a vegan source of -- a sign of weakness that i choose not to eat an animal? >> greg: i don't see it as a sign of weakness. i see it as a challenge. i thought about doing it for them i stopped thinking about it. >> marie: you could try giving up meat for lent. >> jesse: q have to believe in lent first. [laughter] >> greg: now i'm going to get letters. >> dagen: you do think the 3d

printing is cool because it looks like this. i am doing my best judy jetson impersonation. >> marie: how do they make the stuff that goes into it? >> greg: i think you buy cartridges. let's say that you need a cartridge for pizza, pasta. >> marie: there something about the art of cooking. >> greg: when you have automated cooking, people are going to want the organic. >> dana: i can order it and have it printed out by the time i get home. >> greg: you can just text peter. >> dagen: you act like you've never eaten a hot dog. if you had seen one being made. >> marie: the amtrak hot dogs are hebrew national. >> greg: >> greg: they are delicious. "one more thing" is up next.

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>> greg: i had a great weekend in florida. i was in tampa and west palm beach. i was with tom shillue doing the gutfeld monologues. sold out, a lot of fun. great bands. and some of the shots from the show which i think you'll find interesting. there's me talking about dana perino. this is a great show. i put up pictures of people and i talk about them behind their back. >> jesse: i love it. >> dana: wait, you are going on the road talking about "the five" without us? and making money? >> greg: yes. check it out, "animals are great" shirts. why we aren't copywriting this, i have no idea. >> dana: yesterday on the beach with jasper, they wanted to take a picture. >> greg: the rest of the dates, d.c., detroit, tulsa, dallas, midland. >> dana: midland is going to be fun. over the last week and a half,

somehow there was a conservative dog march madness bracket. jasper was on. all these other dogs. we got to the final round, jasper, against jonah goldberg's two dogs. two dogs against one dog, jasper. jasper came in second. we are dealing with that now. >> jesse: how are you dealing with it? >> dana: i'm going to go home and have a talk with him about doing better. american flag. he would've campaigned harder if he could. we are going to have to find out what really happened in this investigation. tune in tomorrow to "the daily briefing" at 2:00 p.m. i have an interview with andy parker, the father of alison parker, who was tragically killed on live television. she was a reporter in virginia. she has written a book that

comes out tomorrow. >> marie: another good news story tonight about these young sisters who were reported missing on friday night in northern california. they were found safe and sound in a wooded area by their home on sunday. the 8-year-old and 5-year-old were discovered by firefighters who were able to follow their tracks. you can see some video from when they were discovered. they were dehydrated and cold but in good spirits. wilderness survival training that they learned that there are 4h club helped them survive. good news story. this is a happy ending. >> dana: you should join 4h. really good stuff. >> dagen: air force thunderbird flyover, las vegas motor speedway. watch. >> [cheering] >> dagen: jeff is a racing reporter. he posted this on twitter. it gets me every time, the

thunderbirds are based out of dulles air force base. i want to point out the air force major, he died in a crash last year and he will be honored in a flyover. >> dana: set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is next. >> bret: democrats ramp up their investigations against president trump. possible into the u.s. china trade war could be insight and picking up the pieces and digging through the rubble of an alabama community devastated by a tornado. this is "special report" ." good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. congressional democrats now in control demanding a mountain of documents on various topics. in a flurry of letters sent out today to 81 individuals, agencies, and other organizations tied to president trump. the president says he will cooperate with