>> charles: democrats seizing on president trump division the pleasure of health care until the 2020 election. all republicans worried? melinda asked florida republican senator rick scott tomorrow on "making money" on fox business. here is "the five." >> tyrus: i am greg gutfeld with katie pavlich, juan williams, jesse watters, dana perino. "the five" ." as the knives come out for joe, one must ask who is worse, the media and democrats rushing to defend the guy or the media and democrats rushing to condemn him. you can hold these to thoughts. biden has acted strange and yes, it's a calculated hit to get him out of the race by his own side. it's not just about coaching women but being an old white man which for the left is worse than a war criminal. how can biden's people not this

coming? the proof is like biden's hands all over the place. as nancy pelosi put it. >> he's an infection in person. to children, senior citizens, everyone. that's just so he is. >> greg: it's true. he touches more people than most chiropractors. pelosi's advice? >> just pretend you have a cold and i have a cold. [laughter] >> greg: how is that for me too advice? there are those complaining that joe is being wrongly accused. >> is this really where we want to go with me too? he's a nice guy. he's not a predator. this is ridiculous. let me say it. this is ridiculous. you are aiding those who can be trump. >> i don't know if we will see anymore smelling of hair or kisses. >> that pisses me off. i don't want joe to stop doing that. >> i don't either.

>> greg: hair does smell good. sorry, joe fans, this path forward is the one that many of you help blaise. even if biden is guilty of clumsy affection, the accusers must be heard and believed no matter how long ago it happened, because biden's own party demands it. due process, if you remember, was sexist. they made that clear months ago and hearing over some guy named brett. no coincidence complaints coming forward now. when biden wasn't in the way and no one cared, friendly, goofy joe. now he's just hanging around so he's got to go. when you are no longer wanted by those who want power for themselves, they will be more than happy to put their arms around your shoulders, smiled, and then walk you into traffic. all right, juan, i have a theory. this is my defense of joe biden. i don't think anybody said this but my theory is the guy's been through hell, lost his wife, a

daughter in a car accident, lost his son. could the affection that he shows be a vow to show appreciation to the living because you never know if they'll be there tomorrow. that's my theory. >> greg: can i leap across the table and hug you? >> greg: [laughs] my hair does not smell good. not after this weekend. [laughter] >> juan: we'll clean you up. i don't know. i don't know his psychology but i can tell you what you're hearing from pelosi and others is true. he is a touchy-feely, empathetic guy with guys and with women. senator coons of delaware who is his successor in the senate said there were questions about how joe had whispered into his 13-year-old daughter's ear. the little girl said joe was telling her that she was handling the moment well. if you are a critic, and yesterday on the show, there are people who are saying this is an opposition dump on joe's head

from democrats were trying to get him, preempt him before he gets in the race. my take, especially after listening to your monologue is, i think republicans are still upset about kavanaugh, still upset about questions about president trump who said he was going to grab women in their private and saying well, according to "the wall street journal," you've got to make excuses and apologies from being a pale male. they say identity politics. it's interesting to watch because this is going to go on all through the democratic primaries. if president trump is going to be tweeting, we are going to be talking and you have all these democrats up there throwing punches, haymakers at each other and this may be one of them. >> greg: jesse, i don't think republicans care that much about this. >> jesse: we are just delighting in it. >> juan: that's what i think great >> jesse: conservatives have been talking about these videos and re-tweeting them for about ten years. we hear from bernie, this op

dump. he learned how to play dirty from hillary because he's not going to go down without a fight. some perspective, he is a creepy guy who likes to nuzzle but he is not bill cosby. he crossed the line and he should apologize and that's fine. the media had a huge hand in this. the media created political correctness. now the democrats are using political correctness against each other and the media is sitting around exasperated, saying you are trying to take down the wrong guy -- take down the one guy who can win. the fact that conservatives have been joking about biden for ten years, the media never covered it. by trying to protect joe biden, the media ends up hurting joe biden. if the media covered this for the last ten years, biden could have addressed it and it could've been digested and we could've moved on. they try to cover republican

weaknesses and cover up for democrats. the democrat gets out there he's not inviting shape and he's rusty and he gets body slammed before he announces. my favorite part about this thing is don lemon's defense of this. don lemon said this and i want everybody to remember this the next time i get in trouble. don't apologize. nobody's perfect. i'm going to keep that one of my back pocket next time cnn is demanding a republican resign or apologize. throughout the don lemon defense. >> greg: unintentionally hilarious monologue from don lemon. or maybe it was intentionally. i don't know. dana. these people defending joe, should i do the -- should i say what if it were a republican? >> dana: i get it. i don't like "what about-ism."

i don't like it. sorry. >> jesse: it leaves me without a lot to say. [laughter] >> dana: you did plenty and you did very well. >> jesse: thank you. wait till the b block. >> dana: here's the thing. it obviously is a calculated attack from his side. they knew he was waiting until april to announce. the thing about biden is if you're going to run against these characters -- i'm not even talking about donald trump. if you are going to run in this primary, you've got to be ready. he has no campaign apparatus to deal with it. this story has been going on for a week and they don't really have a way to deal with it. he seems caught behind enemy lines. >> jesse: his surrogates were the media. didn't have anybody out there on his own side. >> katie: the way he's dealt with it is having his spokesperson blame republicans for the allegation that came out even though it came from a democratic woman who he inappropriately touched. it's clearly an attack because she is saying i will still obviously vote for joe biden over donald trump if he wins the primary. by the way, it wasn't a sexual assault. it was just inappropriate touching and i'm letting everybody know about it. the left put themselves in this

corner into this box on the question now is whether they are going to play by their own rules. i agree with greg. joe biden has done some weird stuff. the thing now is everyone is coming out and saying my experience with him is not that. alyssa milano was one of them. you should believe me when i say he's a good guy who respects survivors of sexual assault. but that was not the case when it came to brett kavanaugh. they smeared his family and when the truth came out about him which was 100-plus pages of a senate report showing not a single accusation against him had any evidence at all and people were referred for criminal prosecution for lying and issuing false accusations to senate investigators who are looking into this. the michael avenatti making these claims. they ignore that report completely. >> dana: what aboutism now. >> greg: alyssa milano sitting behind kavanaugh like a judge, jury, executioner. she makes me want to root

against biden. >> juan: this is incredible to me. this is about you, jesse, or it's about kavanaugh? or it's about how republicans are being unfairly charged with pushing this one it's actually democrats. it's not about joe biden but i think it should be about joe biden and you know what, even joe biden said the accuser should be heard amidst the kavanaugh thing. >> katie: brett kavanaugh said that as well. >> dana: when i got sworn into the broadcasting board of governors, i got a nice hug from joe biden on my remember it fondly. so they they are. >> greg: howell fondly, dana? >> katie: did he smell your hair? >> dana: i don't think so. >> greg: your hair does smell good. when i hug anyone, the height ratio makes it awkward. if i came up behind anybody, my nose would be in their shoulder blades. >> juan: wasn't there a hollywood store who refused to hug somebody? >> katie: it was seinfeld. >> katie: the singer lady.

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electoral college. if we got rid of the electoral college, we get a little bit closer to one person, one vote in the united states of america. >> jesse: today top democrats, including 2020 candidate kirsten gillibrand introduced a constitutional amendment to get rid of it. >> i do believe our constitution is rooted in the notion that it's one person, one vote. for the outcomes of the election not to reflect the number of votes received by candidates, it seems really misplaced. i think we need to look at the electoral college and we need to reform it. i really believe it's been one person, one vote. >> jesse: dana, on the list of concerns among american citizens, i think abolishing the electoral college probably below global warming. >> dana: i wrote "economy." i have been following the democratic primary so far with great interest. i try to listen to all the things they say. their interviews. could any of them talk about the economy at all? how are you going to win this

election by talking about the electoral college? it's a litmus test. it's a fool's errand. let's just say it happens in 100 years, fine, whatever. i shouldn't say whatever. the founding fathers i think new or they were doing with the electoral college and the fact that we are a republic, that makes a lot of sense. the idea that they cannot talk about how they're going to bring jobs back to middle america that's what they are saying they are going to be able to do and they never talk about it, just the electoral college, it's a used waste of time. a >> jesse: kirsten gillibrand knows more about our public than the founding fathers. >> greg: of course. the founding fathers are dead white males that can't even vote. they are dead. they are not purists. go all the way, one person one vote, get rid of the senate completely. everybody votes. we have -- how many registered

voters? 130 million. we all vote on everything. gillibrand has to resign. i know, i know she's mad because i'm mispronouncing her name on purpose. she should resign and stop being a senator because that's not one woman one vote or one man, one vote. when beto talks about this, it is self-deception and he thinks he speaking for the public interest or the public good. actually what it is is about seizing power. it's how the left works. it's a power grab disguised as a good intention. it's kind of brilliant, the natural desire for every person is to exert their authority. we know this and we like power. pretending it's a public good. he fools himself when he says it. >> jesse: let's take it one step further. >> greg: i would like to. >> jesse: one person, one vote including illegal immigrants. they are people too. >> katie: the question came up. today jim jordan accused democrats of not wanting the citizenship question on the

census because they want noncitizens voting. a number of people, stacey abrams, they have publicly said i'm okay with noncitizens voting. getting back to the electoral college, i give gillibrand credit for introducing a constitutional amendment to do this in a way that would be actually in the process and system it's supposed to be in. while these democratic candidates on the national stage are talking about this, states are doing this. colorado just passed the national popular vote compact. a number of other states have done it. if enough legislatures do it and they get signed into law, it triggers it. there's multiple ways and getting rid of the electoral college is happening in the united states of america which will lead to the majority being a tyrannical majority. it's not the intention of the founding fathers. >> greg: by the way, it is karen. >> jesse: the junior senator from new york. she doesn't have any juice in the press. she's trying to get attention.

>> juan: she is the senator from new york. >> jesse: i said junior senator. >> greg: she's got a name. it's kathy. >> juan: i am appreciative of the fact that you brought this up because -- >> katie: thank you, juan. >> juan: states are trying to do this. not just democrats who are sour losers. >> jesse: 11 blue states. >> katie: we're only talking about -- >> juan: you have to have popular sentiment in these legislatures. there is some outrage here because it's not just states but historians would say the founding fathers -- some historians would say the founding fathers -- james madison wanted wanted to do away with the electoral college. people were stuck with it because of the slave compromise and the rest. we get a situation where trump wins the presidency. he gets a lower percentage of the popular vote than mitt romney who lost the presidency. >> greg: can we say the 3/5

thing again. >> juan: let me finish up. in the dakotas that have less than half the population of one city, let's take los angeles, they have two times the number of senators that california has because they are two states. >> dana: in order to win, they have to change the rules. that's the feeling. you know when you didn't hear about this? when barack obama won the popular vote and the electoral college. nobody talks about this. it only happens when republicans are able to win the electoral college. >> juan: it is twice in the 21st century. >> greg: you keep accusing trump of undermining institutions. you want to get rid of the electoral college, first amendment, unless it hurts feelings, hate speech. then the second amendment. >> dana: you know who won because of the electoral college and only because of the electoral college, abraham lincoln. thank god. >> jesse: remember him, juan? >> katie: also a republican. >> juan: you guys don't want

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law. milano saying "as actors our work often brings us to georgia and we've always found the state to be populated with friendly caring people. we've been glad to bring billions of dollars in revenue to support george's schools, parks, and communities but we can't in good conscience continue to recommend our industry remaining georgia if to happen. the governor has signed about being proud of the legislators who passed this bill through and people in hollywood should mind their own business. >> juan: wow, okay. jesse, what we know is you have other states, mississippi, kentucky have already recently signed similar legislation. florida, ohio, missouri, texas, tennessee. they are looking at the same thing but the supreme court has ruled that a woman has the right to an abortion until a fetus is viable outside the womb. that usually is 24 weeks, not six. >> jesse: hollywood can boycott georgia all they want and we can boycott hollywood movies.

we won't because we are normal and we love movies. we don't take every single life decision and make it a personal jihad against democrats. i do that from 5:00 to 6:00 but not in my daily routine. i.e. ben & jerry's ice cream. i don't care that ben and jerry are socialists who want to take away the second amendment. i love chunky monkey and i will eat it no matter what they believe in. and i watch susan sarandon movies. i watched sean penn movies. i listen to beyonce. i don't care. the thing is everything is tainted if you look at it through political lens. you put gas in your car from saudi arabia. look at foie gras. foie gras is delicious. do you know they do to those geese? it's horrible. they torture them. anything you look at can be tainted by politics but most people don't care. >> katie: i don't wear nikes and you do. i'm more progressive than you are. >> jesse: sweatshops. colin kaepernick. we could boycott all day. >> juan: wow. sometimes you silence me, my

friend. dana, let's move along because i don't know what to say to that. a republican in georgia, charles martin, 1 of 5 republicans who said i've got to vote no on this because it will be criminalizing medicine. >> dana: okay, that's the great thing. you can vote your conscience. you can vote your decision. this is what i would tell states. don't hold yourself hostage to hollywood. if you do the math on a lot of these places, it doesn't end up working in the state's favor. the end of giving so much to hollywood and they're going to come in and have the nerve to tell you and your citizens what you can and cannot do to satisfy them? does alyssa milano speak for hollywood? is she the press secretary of hollywood? why are we listening to her? >> jesse: she's not even that famous because juan didn't know to pronounce her name. >> greg: you know it's great, people who push boycotts rarely actually use the product they are boycotting. if celebrities boycotted a

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focused on. >> the u.s. would run out of avocados in three weeks if president trump shoved on the border with mexico. >> the move could be particularly tough for you avocado lovers out there. >> according to the data from the u.s. department of agriculture, it would be three weeks before avocados run out in this country. >> there might be an avocado shortage and a number of other things in agriculture. >> katie: while msnbc is worried about avocado toast, cbs news is getting hammered for their story with the headline reading "the human coyotes helping migrants survive." portraying the smugglers as militaries with one coyote sang "i helped a lot of people, particularly women with children because many have passed through here and not made it." president trump is not backing down from the threat to shut down the border. >> mexico is now stopping people coming very easy for them to do,

stopping people coming in through mexico. let's see if they keep it down. if they keep doing that. now, if they don't or if we don't make a deal with congress, the border is going to be closed 100%. that has to be changed. it can be changed in 45 minutes. >> katie: greg, there is a smorgasbord of issues. which is most important and please don't say avocado toast. >> greg: portraying coyotes as heroes when we see the statistics. our rapists helping the migrant migrants? avocados are the eighth wonder of the world. mechanically it's a large barre, the huge seed. what are the botox brunch's and are going to do. no wonder they hate that guy. i enjoy every minute of that.

i do love avocados. >> katie: jesse, are you concerned? >> jesse: i had avocado toast for the first time a few weeks ago i found a really delicious. more concern for the police officer in washington state just killed by an illegal alien. i'm not sure why the media is not focused on that. donald trump has been able to get nancy pelosi to defend ms-13 and now cbs is defending coyote coyotes. they know that cbs, coyotes work for the cartels. i think they know that. i here the democrats complain about how it's going to cost a lot of money. they just unveiled a $120 green new deal and half of the candidates are running against capitalism and they're worried about losing dollars with the trade with mexico. >> katie: jokes aside, the president threatening to shut down the border of mexico isn't going to do more to address the illegal immigrants from central america traveling through their country.

bret baier a year ago today interview the ambassador to the u.s. from mexico and he specifically said we believe immigration should be legal and orderly. that is not what's happening a year later on the border with mexico. it's worse. >> dana: there's a lot of reasons for that and i think the border crisis is about to hit the u.s. economy. the estimate is about a billion dollars a day in lost revenue. you will lose 1.5% gdp, huge hit to the economy overall. it's a drastic step. i think the president realizes how drastic it is. it's the leverage that he has because congress won't get together and do something, a comprehensive peace. the thing i worry about is taking the drastic step and not having a plan in place for what you do after that. maybe mexico helps for a little while but then they backslide. are you going to shut it down again? there has to be a way to have a plan. i was thinking today. remember the surge in iraq.

totally different way to fight the war. i feel like we are so stuck that there has to be different way to approach this because we are having the same arguments for years. i don't know what it is but i feel like somebody has to break through. the president is talking about possibly appointing an immigration czar. perhaps it will help. the czar has to have a different idea. >> katie: what are democrats' ideas? officials from the obama administration trump administration are in more agreement that there is a crisis. it's getting worse by the day. border patrol agents being take taken off patrol which is a national security threat. what are democrats saying about how to fix it? don't tell me comprehensive immigration. >> juan: i wasn't going to say that but you're right.

republicans and democrats, it would be great if you guys on capitol hill past immigration reform. in answer to your question, katie, i think democrats have been clear since the shutdown over this issue that what you need to do is put in place better facilities, more people to handle it so it's not a crisis on our border. secondly, change the loss. even at this table, most of us agree that in terms of asylum laws and the rest, we should be clear so that -- in fact most people are obeying their laws when they are asking for asylum. if we want to change it, we can change it. president trump is now saying i will shut them border but can it not affect commerce? i'm not sure if his sombrero is on too tight but he's not thinking about his emotional play he makes to his base. we are going to shut down the border. were going to build a wall. then, as dana was saying, he doesn't have a plan or follow-up. >> dana: he backtracked today

and he set up i never said i was going to or i never said that was my intention. he did do it. it scares people enough that they are going to say he might actually do that. >> juan: but that's all indians. it's a big bluff and it's not going to mean we have fewer illegal immigrants pushing across the border. >> jesse: it's a wake-up call because no one is focusing on the issue except when he says something like that. >> juan: so another words we should ignore it? >> jesse: you said this was not a crisis for six months. directing attention towards the border. you won't do anything about it. >> juan: i would love to do something. >> dana: someone has to figure out a different way. >> juan: republicans and your talk radio right wing hosts stopping people from doing things. >> katie: president trump isn't wearing a sombrero because it's cultural appropriation. beto is allowed to wear one.

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including my english labrador, even though he's a retriever. it would've been a good idea. they could do a fund-raiser. >> greg: can i say how much i hate april 1st and how stupid pranks are? >> dana: is there anything you like? >> greg: we don't need it anymore. every single day thanks to social media and fake news in which the firehose of social media sprays it out at us every day, every day is april fools. we are tricked by a story every day. i'm not complaining. the producers will say what about the story. we look at it and there turns out it's not there. it happens every day. these stories look boring. a real prank would be telling somebody the truth. watching them. >> jesse: collusion every day for two years. >> juan: on a serious note, you've gone through transition about social media.

you used to be a social media -- and now you're saying i think you're right. i think social media is pernicious. >> dana: this was supposed to be fun to talk about pranks. >> greg: pranks aren't fun. >> jesse: i fell for the justin bieber april fools prank. i thought he was pregnant. they had a sonogram. congratulating him on the comments section. >> katie: you comment on justin bieber? >> greg: how does her father feel going, i thought i was going to be a granddad. >> jesse: take a joke, gutfeld. the biggest comedian onset doesn't like apple fools. >> greg: april 1st is for amateurs. >> dana: mcdonald's had one, say that they were going to create a burger in australia. with pickles. people got upset. they didn't think it was a good idea.

>> katie: is there any beef in there? >> jesse: can we go back to james comey for a second? every james comey photograph that he tweets, he is alone. him staring off a cliff, staring into the woods. >> dana: someone has to take the picture. >> jesse: so he is with one person? >> greg: has poor wife is like you always want to be alone in these pictures. and my just here to take your picture? >> dana: they just lost the shock per second. i prank people -- i prank people with the picture. this was jasper catching a fish finally on the jersey shore. actually that didn't happen. his dog sitter barbara thought it was real. >> juan: the worst april fools' joke ever done twice by my brother. once he drove to an insane asylum and told me i had to get out. another time, he gave me a

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kind of lie on the lawn and no one can see you there. isn't that great? cats lives in philadelphia, jesse. so if you are ever down there, visit k.c. that's the disappearing cat as they like to call her and that is why -- ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ >> ed henry is not great. ed henry is not great. >> dana: what's wrong with ed henry and you? >> greg: he bugs me. calls me up and 20 do things for him and then it never happens. >> katie: working on his journalism. >> dana: i have a good one it is national peanut butter and jelly day. we have a day. i actually have a peanut and jelly almost every day. starbuck's lunchables half sandwich and three cucumber slises. [laughter] it started in the 1900s.

i don't want jesse's phone to get ruined. peanut butter was actually considered a delicacy way back. when. >> greg: the original avocado. >> dana: peanut paste is what they called it. >> greg: peanut paste. >> dana: is it good? are you glad you already went for your one more thing? >> jesse: i'm good. go ahead. >> greg: there is a joke in there somewhere and i'm not going to touch it for once. oh, juan? >> juan: all right, five fans take a look at this dramatic video. you will see nature's power send a group of tourists in iceland running. that's a glacier falling down sending people running for their lives. a huge wave you will see it coming now. that came crashing toward the visitors, now thankfully, i'm going to-though is a little bit of a spoiler, but no one was hurt, thankfully. they had been warned by tour guides if they saw the

glasure begin to tumble seek higher ground. >> i'm not for that. >> juan: one of the tour guides told accuweather later it was large shearing of the glacier wow, that's a memory. that is a scary one if you are out there looking around. >> greg: usually glaciers don't move. so this is unusual that this is a glasure that moved rather quickly. >> dana: is this climate change? >> greg: i'm blaming this on al gore. all right, katie. >> katie: i think i found some footage of greg last weekend. there is a skunk that got his head stuck in a beer can over the weekend in massachusetts. but the good news is this reminds people not to litter first of all and second of all the skunk was taken to veterinarians in massachusetts. posted a picture of the unfortunate little smelly critter and amazing that his head could fit into such a small opening and noted that it gave a new meaning to the

term skunk beer, ha ha. police say the skunk was taken to the wildlife clinic after being found wednesday and the plan was to sedate the skunk, yes, you have to do that for that animal. >> greg: do you know what the skunk said when he got out? you call that beer? juneon actually that's one of my favorite beers i like bud light. >> don't leave your beer cans around. >> greg: animals are great. so is beer. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. hello,. >> bret: bret hello, greg. the nation is facing a system wide meltdown at the southern border. the president pulls back on a new push to try to overturn obamacare before 2020. and speaker nancy pelosi says she doesn't think the allegations of inappropriate touching against joe biden disqualify him from being president. this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening, welcome to washington, i'm bret baier.

president trump says the u.s. is going to have a strong border with mexico or a closed border. the president saying the immigration system is absolutely maxed out. homeland security calling it a system wide