left this evening. as always, thank you for being with us. this show will never be the rage, hate, destroy trump media mob. we hope you have a great weekend and we'll see you on monday. >> laura: happy friday night. i'm laura ingraham. this is the "the ingraham angle" from washington we'll get to my message to the president in moments. it involves tough love. stay there. we have a huge response to a question i posed last night in the angle. i was wondering what martin luther king would think about some of the stoking much racial division that we see from the modern-day left and some of the hatred as well. his niece, alveda king is here with some of her thoughts plus something only you'll see here, a former aclu director saying that the 2020 dems are falling for al sharpton's reparations scam. he is calling it a scam tonight.

don't miss it. we're here with the friday follies. people have lost all sense of humor. we'll get into that. but first as we look ahead to 2020, there are two inescapable political realities. number one, the democratic party is as far as i can tell, almost completely devoid of any clear or unifying policy message for the american people. now, we have known this to be true, though, for some time. though at al sharp ton's national action network conference this week they all swept in to remind us anew. >> we have a long way to go to end the institutional racism which permeates almost every aspect of american society. >> massive voter suppression

presented stacy abrams from becoming the rightful governor of georgia. they'll fight everyone to stands up to push back. >> we have to dismantle the institutional racism that pervades our society and holds back millions of families. >> laura: for the left, grievance has become a more animating principle than addressing a couple of key issues. how do we improve the lives of all americans? and how do we maybe keep them safe, security on our streets? and that leads us to the second inescape able reality and a more troubling one perhaps for the white house. i'm concerned tonight that president trump could be in some way squandering an opportunity to seize on the democrats' complete ineffectiveness by lacking a clear vision as it relates to the issue of immigration. mr. president, sometimes your rhetoric doesn't match the policy. and we're getting -- sometimes mixed messages. and mixed messages do not help

an already deficient congress. let's face it. never wanted to solve this issue in the first place. republicans and democrats. and you were right to veto the rejection of your national emergency, look what is happening at the border today. it is an emergency. anyone with two eyes can see it. the push cannot just stop there. it has to be pedal to the metal now. in addition to all the raucous rallies and trips to the border, they're great. it is time to give big, specific policy speeches about what is happening specifically with illegal immigration. so i would go to one of these outrageous birthing centers in the united states. it is a real scam that is going on with this birthright citizenship selling whether to chinese or russians. we have a big story next week we'll bring you. you talked about birthright citizenship during the campaign. most americans are completely outraged how the system is

being gamed. insist that we enforce e-verify so businesses can no longer game the system. push american wages lower. just as we're seeing them start to rise. demand and enforce more deportations. not fewer. now remember, mr. president, this is an easy sell. just 23% of americans actually want more illegal immigration. and to reaffirm our sovereignty, another thing we can do. catch and release needs to be replaced with immediate border turnbacks of anyone crossing illegally. the law needs to be changed to do. because of one federal judge in dianne feinstein's trafficking act, we can't turn back people to central america. and you took, though, a good first step in this direction earlier today from california. >> president trump: our country is full. our area is full, the sector is full. can't take you anymore, i'm sorry, can't happen. so turn around.

that's the way it is. >> laura: now remember, this issue is yours, and the gops now, that's a good thing. they didn't want it to be their issue but you forced it on them. that's great. stay there. now, in the last decade, just one decade the democrats have gone from this. >> we simply cannot allow people to pour into the united states undetected, undocumented, unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting patiently and diligently and lawfully. >> do not send your children to the border. if they do make it they'll get sent back. more importantly they may not make it. >> laura: and now to this. >> let's first acknowledge that this is a crisis of the president's own making. >> if you could, would you take the wall down here? >> absolutely. >> i said we should decriminalize people who are coming here crossing the border. >> laura: those folks aren't going to keep us safe.

they're not. but, mr. president, you are doing the best job so far and you can do even more. this message of security will also resonate will suburban women in the next election. mr. president, you are the only leader on the scene who can keep americans and their wages frankly safe. but for that to happen, consistent, bold policy, and follow through with the determined rhetoric. you have to have the policy follow through. joining me now is the vice president of the national border patrol council and the former dea and head of special ops. hector, what do you need from president trump? >> what we need president trump has done a great job. the only president pro-active in trying to solve this border security mess we've had for decades. we need congress to act and make sure they stop encouraging illegal immigration. when we talk about open borders and decriminalizing immigration, that's not a good move. look at the mess we have right

situations where they're being exposed to tuberculosis and other infectious diseases. it is mayhem on the border and congress needs to act. president trump has been trying and we appreciate president trump. >> laura: derek, we have a situation now where we have hundreds of thousands of people in our country who have already been ordered deported by a federal immigration judge or they haven't shown up for their hearing and they defaulted. most of them have already been adjudgeed illegally present. subject to immediate deportation but don't show up for their hearing. i've been told by numerous ice officials that just doing that, finding those people, sending those people out of the country will create an enormous deterrent. that in and of itself is due process has already been given these people and they refuse to abide by the due process findings of a federal immigration judge. what do you think about that? >> well, i think that the

country has to get way more serious. look at bambi lawson in california. this monster that killed her, he was, you know, arrested what, like six times? ice detainers and they didn't even do anything about it. they let him go. then he butchers the lady. so i think that these people need to be immediately removed, the law has to be updated clearly. but at the end of the day we can't have illegals all in our country. look at atlanta. i always bring up the atlanta dea case. we had a big takedown, 15 out of 24 of the subjects arrested on a major cartel case. they were illegally here. the lab that they hit, 400 pounds of methamphetamine, 6 out of 7 arrested were all illegal. they're causing chaos in our country and kids are dying everywhere. they need to start deporting these people immediately. >> laura: it can't be just president trump alone. he wanted to shut down the border. he backed off. all the media people came out

and said he is in retreat. he talks a good game but then the mexico didn't pay for the wall and you didn't close the border. now you gave mexico a year to figure it out. i don't think we have a year, hector, we don't have a year for mexico to get their act together. this has to stop. we'll have a million half people having come into the country illegally most released into the country, america never voetd for it. they voted for trump. they want the opposite of that. hector. >> so think bit. almost 100,000 apprehensions in the month of march. just within the border patrol not counting the entire apprehensions due to catch and release. it will only get worse. unfortunately if we don't control these caravans coming over here we are no longer going to have border security operations on the border. we can't patrol enough of the border because of our new duties of feeding and babysitting kids. we're supposed to stop

we can't do that. that's unacceptable. >> laura: we also had a situation in fresno where a sheriff there was describing just how bad the situation is. let's watch. >> an uncontrolled, unsecure border directly affects our local communities and without a secure border, trans national gangs, human traffickers and drug cartels will take advantage of any opportunity to ex employed our current border crisis to further their criminal behavior in our local communities. we've experienced this firsthand. >> laura: derek, people can wave off this concern and say trump is anti-immigrant, trump is this. he didn't like latinos. this is really happening to america. this is not -- this is not -- congress is supposed to care about american lives.

when we have sheriffs saying wait a second, we can't do this anymore. it would -- i would assume republicans and democrats take notice. >> one thing for sure, laura, look at all the secretary of homeland securities over the last several years. they have all waved the flag how about the border was. no one acted. it is typical washington they talk about it, they don't act. secretary nielsen is acting trying hard to educate congress, educate the public, educate the white house with the experts like all these border patrol agents dedicating their time and lives, sacrificing lives and they're on the border. not making a lot of money. nobody is listening. that's the really sad part. this isn't anything new. >> laura: they don't want to listen. they hear and they know. but they would rather hang out with al sharpton in manhattan and talk about the whole country is racist and the system is rigged against everyone instead of saying maybe we can work with the republicans on something. maybe we can figure this out

because it would be better for all people in this country to actually have this to be an american-centered immigration that's what i can't for the life of me understand. it would be good for their communities that are dealing with the scourge of gang activity and meth and all the other problems we're seeing. that is what gets me. hakeem jeffries made a comment about the so-called emergency that isn't really the emergency and he blames one person. let's watch. >> well, the president unfortunately continues to pedal -- we have a broken immigration system. it is clear we need comprehensive immigration reform. >> laura: okay, the same old amnesty argument. we'll start enforcing the border when you give us amnesty. that's predictable. your reaction.

>> there is definitely a crisis on the border and not something president trump made. we've had this problem for decades. a lot of our congressmen and members of congress and our past presidents have ignored the situation on the border. finally we have a president that has a will to be able to make a difference on the border. now he is being stopped in any way that he tries. and unfortunately the members of congress to r to blame on both sides of the aisle. >> laura: the president needs to stick with his instincts. he is getting a lot of advice from a lot of people who want to take him away from his instincts. >> he was down there at the border talking to border patrol agents to the rank and file border patrol seeing this crisis day in and day out. he was out there talking to them. >> laura: fantastic. while president trump's messaging on immigration is driving the left crazy, one thing that is for certain is

his support from hispanic voters continuing to rise. unbelievable. according to a new poll 50% think he is doing a good job. up 4% from february. charlie kirk, louise miranda and sara carter. why do you think the president has the support of hispanic folks? a lot of people would be surprised to see that. >> i'm not surprised at all. i've seen it in their communities. i'm half cuban. i speak the language and grew up in a latino community. job market is great. we see increased. our economy is roaring at least right now. just today i heard the report that target even raised the minimum wage on their own to keep their workers to $13 an hour. that's a big deal. >> laura: wages are going up. >> they're going up naturally not because the federal government is enforcing it. >> laura: tight labor market. >> hispanics are conservative,

hard workers, good people. family oriented and this is that type of messaging is reaching them. it needs to continue to reach them. >> laura: i think a lot of folks who came here especially from central america and mexico, they left their countries for a variety of reasons. a lot economic and other family reasons, but a lot of folks and i spent a lot of times in guatemala. a lot of folks don't want america to turn into a corrupt country where they don't get real representation or leadership. they left guatemala because guatemala is corrupt. they don't want that to happen here. that's what i hear from a lot of people. do you deny that trump's popularity is probably more than you would think it would have been with hispanic voters? >> i don't think we can trust these polls. >> laura: if they would bad you would trust them. >> the polling of hispanics is traditionally bad. she was talking about being half cuban american. i'm -- we're different. the fact when this polling happens it is lot of people because most hispanics

are on mobile phones. they might be spanish dominant and the polls aren't going out. >> laura: should we never say the word latino again? how do you say latino -- it doesn't make sense. >> polling was bad before the 2016 election. but always a snapshot. >> let me finish this point. it is important. when you lump all hispanics into that it's not real. you actually had stronger support for republican candidates for example in florida where it made sense because of higher venezuelan and columbian american voters and cuban american voters. different in texas. >> laura: we have dan patrick 40% of the latino vote in texas. greg abbott won 44% of the latino vote. they want big chunks of the hispanic vote in the state of texas. that shocked a lot of people. charlie, both of them are tough as nails on the border. >> look, i kind of chuckle because i'm sure we could find

trust the polls when it comes to trump's popularity, you never trust any polls. we'll never have a conversation of polling again. glad to have that on the record. even if the poll is off a little it shows an increase. the increase is exactly related to the president's stance on the border and as you said his rhetoric and declaring the national emergency. you look at some of the communities most negatively impacted by illegal immigration, legal immigrants in texas and arizona and new mexico and california and sarah can attest to this quite well. these are the communities that see wages going down. they're the ones who applied for green cards. >> even in virginia i speak to a lot of people in virginia latino communities, hard workers with green cards. you know what they tell me? this is what they tell me. i hope the president stops this mass caravan from coming in. you don't understand what's happening to our communities. we're prisoners in our own

communities by ms-13. we're facing all kinds of issues. these are northern virginia -- >> i have no sympathy for ms-13, okay? let's not try to make these -- >> this is a fear for the latino community. >> i agree. the difference in polling is a separate issue. >> laura: what we're talking about now is whose solutions are working for america? when "the new york times" yesterday wrote a piece about wages going up in the construction industry, up 6% they were like -- they almost didn't like to report that fact that wages are going up. hispanics dominate. certainly in the northern virginia, maryland, d.c. area in construction. that's good news. i think we should not be worried about businesses saying we have a tight labor market. a lot of hispanic people wages are going up and money in people's pocket. it is not rhetoric or zdeno foeb and it is money that their

pocket. >> in florida along venezuela and columbian americans they lean more conservative because of what is happening in venezuela. that's a significant part of it. when you look at things like what donald trump said about the new columbian president being a problem because he hasn't done enough on the drug trafficking fight that is a potential detriment to the growth he is seeing. that is smaller than the poll shows. what i'm talking about is those foreign policy issues have significant impact in those communities. what both parties have done wrong now they think they should only talk about immigration and one big block. a lot of different issues matter, puerto ricans who came over after the hurricane are not necessarily democrat. many of them lean more conservative. >> laura: i have the play something for you guys. i have to play this. this takes us to where the

demonization game is going in the democrat party. let's watch. >> what he has tried to do, the president tried to do is dehumanize and otherize these immigrants. to what congressman o'rourke was talking about or other regimes that try and dehumanize people. >> laura: other regimes like the third reich. is that appropriate rhetoric? >> i think one of the things that that regime did was to dehumanize people. >> what an unbelievable insult. what really upsets me you heard robert francis o'rourke say this on the campaign trail. it cheapens the horror of the holocaust when they incite that parallel. >> donald trump's reaction to the charlottesville. >> laura: now charlottesville is wiped out everything else. it wiped out everything.

you know he wasn't saying that. >> rhetoric. >> laura: he was not. that's not what he said. >> let's talk about the facts. >> , no we're not. >> he never wanted to ban a religion. restrict immigration from middle eastern countries. >> he didn't want to ban religion. >> laura: this is all you have. >> the 1700% increase in asylum claim. we have 620% increase in family units. >> instead of working to set up sensors in the northern triangle. >> we have people sleeping on the street. don't talk about the northern triangle. >> setting up asylum so they don't come to the border. >> we can't perpetuate this terrible tragedy. >> you agree with me on this.

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>> we have already seen a black president and first family. now we want to know what it is going to mean. symbolism is not enough now. it is substance. and if there is no substance, then we've gotten over the aria of the first. >> laura: those comments along with others at the national action network were dripping with grievance. they led me to pose this question yesterday. today is anniversary of the assassination of the reverend martin luther king junior. i was thinking if he were alive today, i wonder what he would think about such dismissive comments? and about a democrat party that believes it can regain power by living in a constant state of protest or racial hatred and denial? for highlighting how the manufactured outrage by some of the social justice warriors is creating racial division and hatred. i was attacked just asking a question. kind of in the response to

proving my point. they aren't interested in the state of -- criminal justice reform, school choice, all the things that conservatives love. instead they attempt to demonize anyone who rejects divisive, negative way of thinking. they want to shut down speech. they don't believe in open dialogue. joining me now is a woman who does, alveda king, niece of martin luther king, junior. has the type of stuff you're seeing from jesse jackson and all the democrats, one after the other after the other bowing down to his identity over the last few days, i just raise the question because it is so negative. even obama's presidency was dismissed by al sharpton saying he did good things but now it's on to the real work. >> isn't that amazing that al sharpton would say that? he forgets many things quickly. i think he forgot martin luther

king, junior was a prophet. jesse jackson forgot that, too. in the spirit of jesus christ it sounds like socialism to say feed the poor and take care of the hungry. that's the perspective of martin luther king. >> laura: some of your relatives were tweeting about this. you never know what anyone would think. what would thomas jefferson think? i was watching a lot of his speeches before the show and going back and watching. he was sounding more favorable to socialism and their ideas. one of his speeches we have the full screen when he talked about socialism. this is a description of him. dr. king was anti-war, anti-capitalism and pro socialism. he saw capitalism an economic structure that bread poverty

and injustice and change society into a democratic form of socialism which the workers own and direct profit in which they worked and produced an extremely wealthy upper class but left others in dire poverty. his actual speeches from king where he discussed the need to fundamentally restructure the economic system in the united states. so maybe the push toward socialism is in the tradition of him? >> not exactly socialism. he would want to see african-americans today own land, own property, work, contribute to society. so he would not necessarily have supported just hand-outs without hand up and equipping people to fish forever rather than having a fish for a day. his socialism was more remindful of christ rather than

a political structure or system. but as far as perpetual protest, he was sewing seeds of hope. one day this will end and we'll all have something together. that's the martin luther king junior that i know. >> laura: he was working with people in both parties. the civil rights movement today it -- you don't >> it has to be either/or. if you're an african-american everybody insists you need to be a democrat and martin luther king junior was an independent. his dad started out as a republican. he was an independent. why sharpton forgets. if we forget our history we'll forget the bad part and forget to do the good life over again. >> laura: you do so much great work for the pro-life community. >> civil rights for the unborn. i'm glad to see more and more

being done. we need to end racism, abortion and infanticide from my perspective. >> laura: that's something that you call him daddy king in his core. >> he was always pro-life from birth until when he left the planet supported life. >> laura: great to have you. sorry to cause family squabbles. >> laura: the 2020 democratic fanatics are kissing the ring of the reverend al at the national network convention this week. >> would you sign a bill for reparations? >> yes, i would. >> when i'm elected president i'll sign it. >> absolutely i would sign that into law. >> would you sign it? >> i firmly support the bill to create a commission to study reparations. >> things we need to do in this

country that is a long time coming. one of those is to move forward with reparations. >> laura: here now is michael meyers former aclu national board member. michael, you say this is all a scam. explain. >> of course it is. it's more of that blame whitey movement mania, madness. and racial rhetoric, that's what you get at the al sharpton so-called house of justice. you have befoolry, distraction. you have this notion of farce. at that house of so-called justice you have either a horror picture show showing or you have a farce. either way it is not to be taken seriously. i can't understand how serious presidential contender can give

legitimacy to a racial blow hard. and i think it is outrageous and silly on the part of the presidential candidates. if anyone thinks white americans will feel guilty or give land and property away in some sort of reparations pot because they feel responsibility for the sins of their forebears, they're not. >> laura: al sharpton was trying to address the improvements in the economic standing of african-americans in the last two years and he dismissed it. let's watch. >> they are still doubly unemployed to white. trump says it's the lowest black unemployment. how do you close the race gap in wealth? >> laura: it doesn't mean trump can cure cancer tomorrow and al sharpton would have said he should have done it a year ago.

>> i can't take al sharpton seriously. the whole racial movement is anti-in-- >> laura: how about the 2020 candidates. they prostrated himself to al sharpton. >> i just don't get it. if they want to be serious they should take al sharpton and say no, there won't be reparations. where is this pot coming from? james foreman in 1969 said we want $500 million and they want it from the white synagogues and churches. it didn't go to black people or descendants of african-american slaves. it goes to people who are hustlers and pimps. i resent it and i think it's

shameless and racial idiots. people with intelligence must address it as such. >> laura: they say what they're doing is racist. you are actually saying the guy who just came here from serbia six months ago somehow will have to write a check for a somali refugey who came here 20 years ago. it doesn't make any sense. >> it's unintelligent. nobody is giving up their house or their land. nobody is giving away acres. 40 acres are gone. nobody -- not even a building is going into that reparations pot. so what are they talking about? these people are chasing a farce. >> laura: it's a campaign issue. it is all a power grab, a total distraction. we need to have you back. we'll have you back to talk about what the aclu is doing. we didn't have time to do it in

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help heal your skin from within. ask your eczema specialist about dupixent. >> laura: it's friday and that means it's time for friday follies, come on. you know by now. uncle joe doesn't know when to let it go. aoc sporting a new accent and video that will make our male viewers cringe. joining us with all the details. a power, raymond, joe biden spoke publicly at the hinckley hilton da, i understand. >> he was speaking at the international brotherhood of electrical workers in d.c. the president of that union, lonnie stevenson, introduced the former vice president with a hug. >> i just want you to know i had permission to hug lonnie.

all those kids, you want to come up on the stage, you can come up. it's okay. i have to stand all wrong but by the way, he gave me permission to touch him. >> laura, some commentators are furious about what -- that biden would dare to joke about the hug and sniff gate. look at this. >> it wasn't funny. making light of it? sort of -- i don't noe, leaves me scratching my head. >> the fact that he joked about it today is a problem. >> he doesn't get it. >> i suspect a lot of other people especially the women involved will find offensive. >> laura: oh john, oh john, come on. you are not woke enough to have a sense of humor. he is of a different generation. >> i agree with you entirely. >> laura: the left has lot any sense of humor. >> people on the right have the

torches nooses out for joe biden. >> my grandfather would hug and grab people by the face. but he was being affectionate. it was his generation. >> laura: i think we should walk around with bubble wrap, hello, how are you? i'll text you later. >> "the new york times" said there should be 18 inches and three to four inches. i would have to be 12 feet away from you. hello, laura. >> laura: you are in my space. >> i have to get to this. at reverend al's convention today. >> laura: is that nancy pelosi's convention. >> national action network. alexandria ocasio-cortez was trying out a new accent. >> the fight has been long, y'all, this is what organizing looks like. this is what building power

looks like. i'm proud to be a bartender. ain't nothing wrong with that. >> there may be something wrong with that. aoc seems like she is trying out this new african-american southern accent. she has gotten a low of blowback. she said i'm from the bronx. i act and talk like it when i'm fired up. that doesn't exactly sound like queens to me. >> laura: the bronx ain't queens, okay. i'm not getting that. is ain't -- no way, remind me of -- wait, i know way -- >> i don't feel no way tired. i come too far. from where i started from. nobody told me that the road would be easy.

>> somebody should remind these women all african-americans are not beneath the mason dixon line and every time you are in front of an african-american audience you don't have to try to affect this very odd. be yourself. >> laura: she said this is the way we talk or i talk? we've been playing sound bites for her. >> remember when she said this on a radio show ?ao >> i carry hot sauce. >> people will say okay, she is pandering to black people again. [laughter] >> okay. >> is it working? >> that's the line. this is obvious pandering to the crowd you're in front of. it is shame f*u. >> laura: she was treated like a rock star. she walked in and got more applause than beto. kamala harris starts laughing. no one has made a joke. aoc walks out. she owned that house.

she did a good job with that speech. >> this next bit of video could be called friday follies. this poor guy was removing a tree when things went wrong. it is a reminder when you cut down a tree, mind where you are standing. men, you've been warned. >> oh. >> laura: we have to say >> he is all right but it begs the question when a prostate falls in the forest can it get up again? i hurt when i saw that. i was thinking about joe biden, thinking through the pain. what we really perhaps need are pre-hug consent decrees. i've been doing these pre-hug consent degrees, in case of a funeral or school event, graduation or joe biden's house

you get a pre-consent to hug people. i've been getting people to sign them all day long at fox. oh, thank you. i don't need you to sign it. i have plenty of them. >> laura: you were allowed to hug? >> i have the consent form, yes. i'll get tucker to sign one next. bye, laura, have a good weekend. >> laura: i'll sign one. tucker, do you mind? i guess he signed it. all right. comedian joe has a prescription for stale late night comedy and he is here to tell us what that is next. it recommends our best custom fit orthotic to relieve foot, knee, or lower back pain. so you can move more. dr. scholl's. born to move. you wouldn't accept an incomplete job from any one else. why accept it from your allergy pills? flonase sensimist relieves all your worst symptoms, including nasal congestion,

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>> laura: hey, comedy in the age of trump has gotten so steal and so predictable it is down right boring and most of the time it ain't funny. i'll do my aoc accent. "saturday night live" alum joe piscopo has a solution for it. >> somebody once told me the world was going to roll me. >> in conclusion, it is my hope this report will be made public with a few redactions.

>> we'll black out everything except the words no and collusion. >> laura: you know, the old great actor, this is how he is going to go out like doing mueller? i don't know, the whole thing just seems very tedious. your thoughts. >> i thought he did a great mueller. i was waiting for him to snap and go off and be really offensive. i have to tell you, laura, because that's my home. don't get upset. it is my home and so hard to produce that show. if you look into the show they did a very funny sketch with bennett playing putin and putin's generals angry with putin. he do not own trump anymore. >> laura: this is snl. if you just decided you are

going to go all in on political comedy, then why write off have the country? if you are going to really do it, my goodness, where is your maxine waters, where is your weekly nancy pelosi? why not do adam schiff who is about as snake like as they come? >> you're not wrong and i have no argument for you. you are right. cecily strong on snl does the best aoc every week. this week will be about croissants, saying like all the time. they should go on there. >> laura: i have to say when you look back on the comedy that brings the country together -- i grew up watching all the great sitcoms of the 1970s, the golden age of television in my view. mary tyler moore, bob new hart and snl where it was -- it could be tough on politicians but that wasn't the essence of

it. it was situational comedy and it's why seinfeld says he won't go to college campuses. i think we have the clip. let's watch what he says. >> i don't play colleges. people say don't go near colleges they are so p.c. they want to use these words, that's racist, that's sexist, that's prejudice. they don't even know what they're talking about. >> laura: i'm so tired of the political correctness. >> we're politically incorrect. i say what i want to say. so much material out there. >> laura: it's just not where most of the country is. they want comedy that kind of -- women making fun of men, making fun of women. it is like don rickles. could he exist today? >> no, he count. when we were on tv we just tried to be funny. we talked about this before.

i made fun of ronald reagan and he invited us down to the white house. i would suggest president trump does to snl. i know i'm dreaming. we have to put aside the divide. the hate has to stop, laura. we're all in this together and we should all make fun of each other equally like that. i was thinking and i was talking to your producers, laura, we should start a conservative comedy channel where you come out and answer all of that. the material writes itself. >> laura: i'll watch that comedy network. >> you have to come on. we'll do a bit together. >> laura: someone said i did a good hillary -- >> darrell is a genius. can i book you now? >> laura: got it. you have a good night. great to see you, joe. >> thanks so much. >> laura: we'll be right back with the last bite and hint. hold onto your hair. you will figure it out.

>> laura: time for the last site. >> a real hair raiser for you tonight. >> we're good. >> yeah. >> i hope so. >> don't say you hope so. >> you -- [screaming] . >> laura: someone who wore a wig when i was recovering from illness. they're expensive. i hope she got her ring back. the little girl's laughter is the best part of the video. oh, my gosh, we need time to

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