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going to love it. our topic. ilhan omar is not backing down from the controversy over these comments about the 9/11 terror attacks. >> here is the truth. far too long we have lived with the discomfort of being a second-class citizen, and frankly, i'm tired of it, and every single muslim in this country should be tired of it. cair was founded after 9/11 because they recognized that some people did something, and that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties. >> dana: freshman democratic lawmakers now rushing to omar's defense. ocasio cort had-cortez. >> printing on the front page

around new york city after this incredibly upsetting and triggering for new yorkers that were actually there and were there within the radius that woke up one morning or were in their schools and didn't know if they were going to see their parents at the end of the day to elicit such an image for such an apparently politically motivated attack on ilhan, we are getting to the level where this is an indictment of violence against progressive women of color. >> dana: rashida tlaib claiming omar is being unfairly targeted. >> they do this a the time to us. especially women of color. they take our words out of context because they're afraid because we speak truth. we speak truth to power. this is pure, racist acts by many of those -- hateful acts by those because she does speak truths when it talks about different issues that they disagree with and i'm outraged. >> dana: one of the first to

come out against her comments is congressman dan crenshaw who lost an eye fighting terrorists in afghanistan. telling him to "go do something about domestic terrorism." omar also dragging president george w. bush into the controversy with this tweet. the people and the people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon. was bush downplaying the terrorist attack? what if he was a muslim? a lot to unpack here, greg. let me start with you in terms of what -- george w. bush was sending a warning to the terrorists. >> dana: she's not very good about -- jesse is the king of of what-about-isms. shoos the worst of it. >> dana: it didn't work. >> greg: here is her problem. she's too casual about something that everybody takes really seriously. let's assume that she knows that nievenl is a bad thing. i think she does. the problem is she's interested in -- more interested in what happened afterwards and what

that does is by shifting the emphasis and the priority to that, it makes it seem like she cares less about nievenl, and the weird thing, i think, that i find troubling and persistent because she's made this mistake a number of times is that she finds an attachment to the never-forget element kind of tiresome. it's like when she was critiquing people about the way they say al qaida and how they overdramatize it like she was saying you place too much importance on the threat of terror because the real thing in her mind is her as a victim. you better not criticize her because she could become a victim of something and we could just say the same thing about the very criticisms you say about us. >> dana: it is interesting to watch how congressman dan crenshaw and a.o.c. go back and forgot on twitter and it's kind of strange but good to see the fight. >> jesse: yeah. i don't think she's fighting fair because she blames every

attack on her being a back female muslim refugee instead of actually addressing what she said. to greg's point, i think the impressive she was giving off is that she cared more and thought that islamophobia was a bigger threat than radical eshelman -- than radical islam. she doesn't have the ability to survive very much longer in congress. >> how do you know that? >> jesse: she's already on double-secret probation. >> low-i.q. individuals. >> jesse: she wasn't friends with a.o.c. the rest of her caucus would cast her aside because she's not worth the trouble. >> one of the first two muslim women in congress and -- she didn't mean to minimize what happened. >> jesse: she was very dismiss about nievenl and people take that seriously especially the

newspaper in manhattan, and if anybody newspaper is going to put that on the front page i think "the new york post" has license to do that. she never really acknowledges what she says when she's attacked. she says you're only attacking me because of my identity not because of what i said and that's like playing sports against someone, they're getting dominated play after play after play and they're always whining to the referee. she does not have the talent, i don't think, to stand in the ring and fight. >> she is not whining. this is an existential threat. she's getting deth threats on a daily basis. we all get deth threats. i get them. the bar is low now. i'm a new yorker. i understand -- as a new yorker i understand you speak with solemn, hushed tones when you talk about 9/11. i lost friends and neighbors on 9/11. i get it. it is awful. 343 firefighters.

71 cops. i get it. it's a mass murder and mass grave downtown. she doesn't have the glibness, the language of a veteran who knows that this is the proper response when you are talking about something as horrific, as traumatic as 9/11 that screwed up all of our lives for the worst. this is beginning to sound a lot like when my first presidential election, 1960 kennedy being attacked because he was catholic and they said he's going to have allegiance to rome rather than to the united states. i smell the same stink here. >> jesse: a white, straight, male christian freshman democratic congressman, you don't think the republicans would be running up the score on something like that? it's a gotcha. >> let her learn on the job. give her a break. >> jesse: steep learning curve already.

>> dana: i'll ask emily to respond to this. to go after president george w. bush -- of all people. in a position of power. the leader of the free world at that time went out of his way to make sure that it was clear that he did not think that all muslims were terrorists. that's what he meant. when he was talking about "those people" he was talking about the actual people who perpetrated the act. >> emily: that's why many of these statements are so false based on a lack of education about the entire situation and what frustrates me is reducing -- it's hiding the ball, 100% whining to the ref, 100% being a distraction because i don't see it as afraid to speak truth to power. it's pure racist. when do they become empowered? when will they write legislation? we are their bosses and that's what they are there to do. especially the attack -- to me that is an attack on representative crenshaw when he served his country for 10 years,

literally gave limb for it and he is supposed to somehow be the butt of their attacks in terms of do more? he's the one who reached across the aisle to average americans. i'm not seeing that from other lawmakers. >> dana: i understand that she's young. i get it. she won an election. she's in a position of leadership and power and there is responsibility with that and i have spoken on the record my entire career >> sometimes on behalf of other people, in the last 10 years for myself. i remember one time when i was taken out of context and the reason for that is because i'm thoughtful about what i'm going to say. every week she complains about being taken out of context. >> you are thoughtful but here for the first time in history you have two muslim women in the congress of the united states. they carry an enormous burden. it's not just personal lives or their districts, they're

representing four, five million muslims in the united states. there is a lot there. there is a lot of responsibility there. they're growing in the job. >> dana: they have a great platform. >> they have a great platform. >> dana: what are they using their platform for? >> greg: i actually resent -- i just listen to the words. i will say this on her behalf. she's guilty of what a lot of us do when we're in front of a friendly audience. we just get casual. she has to learn had that her audience isn't as casual any more. she has a diverse group of people out there. people like jesse and geraldo and emily and what's your name again, dana? it's not just cair. you can talk like that in front of cair. >> dana: cair calling. [phone ringing] >> jesse: congressman omar, i'm very sorry. [laughter] >> jesse: it's one of those robocalls.

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it and sanctuary to all who seek it. >> jesse: president trump is ready to give these liberals exactly what they wanted by say he may dump illegal immigrants in their cities. >> we could fix that so fast if the democrats would agree but if we don't agree we might as well do what they say they they want. we'll bring them to sanctuary-city areas and let that particular area take care of it whether it's a state or city, california is saying we want more people and they want more people in their safrpthuary cities. we'll give -- in their sanctuary cities. we can give them an unlimited supply. let's see if they're happy. >> jesse: nancy pelosi's home district in san francisco is one of the areas the white house discussed but for some reason the house speaker is upset about it. >> i don't know anything about it but again, it's just another notion that is unworthy of the presidency of the united states and disrespectful to challenges

that we face as a country, as a people, to address who we are, a nation of immigrants. >> jesse: geraldo, i don't know if this idea is going to happen but it does serve the purpose of illustrating the hypocrisy of some of the democrats in this country who say, yes, bring them in, provide sanctuary but not in my city. >> geraldo: i that what the president is saying is born of frustration by lack of cooperation of the democrats on the border. they are doing nothing to help other than making things more difficult but this is a stunt. this is also illegal. i'm telling you. it's illegal. ask emily. you cannot use people as props to make a political point. >> greg: that's what they have been doing for 40 years. democrats and republicans. >> geraldo: the road from the border to wherever the illegal immigrants are taken will be lined with lawsuits. i guarantee you.

>> jesse: emily, i think the restriction is financial. it costs money to transport people all the way from the border to san francisco. >> emily: one of the limitations on it would be budgetary in terms of whether it's considered legal. i want to point out that i think the biggest issue to me is that the democrats aren't listening to local law enforcement and they are not listening to regular people. it's such a top-down discussion. that's why there is such friction at the local community level that people are upset about. the woman was murdered by a six time detainer request illegal immigrant with a history of violent felonies, a token case of which unfortunately there are a lot. point. guess what happened on tuesday. the santa clara county administration voted overwhelmingly to soften the safrpthuary policy -- to soften the sanctuary policy. it doesn't provide the clarity

they can use to understand how and when they can immigrate legally so in santa clara county they're voting to soften it and the immigration laws are dysfunctional, everyone is confused and whose job is it then to clarify? get to it, legislators. instead of squawking about it, do your job and clarify the policy and then we can all survive. >> jesse: greg. >> greg: this headline from "the washington post." white house wanted border detainees released in sanctuary cities to target trump foes. even the media is portraying the very policies that they claim to love as punishment. they're mad at trump for giving them what they asked for. let's say it's a stunt. let's say it's a bad idea. the fact is if you don't like having these released illegal immigrants there you have to explain why because this is your policy. you have created this problem. if pelosi thinks it's a stunt --

don't say it's illegal, say why don't you want them there? >> jesse: that's the great thing. if you're a reporter in washington, pelosi gives her thursday press conference. why don't they ask nancy pelosi that? >> dana: it's going to be a doozy next week. she's going to have a lot to answer. i don't believe this policy is a stunt -- let's say it's implemented. i don't think it stops the flow of migrants coming to the bord. we get to go to san francisco? santa barbara? >> greg: it's still berserk. they should embrace it. >> emily: it doesn't address the real problems. the problem is the migrant crisis at the border. >> dana: we're being overwhelmed. we don't have enough resources. it reminds me of bridge-gate, using political levers in order to attack your political enemies and i don't think that the president's base needs firing up. i get that it's a great point

like it plays mind games with the democrats. then what about you? what are you going to do? the other thing i would say is if the administration who denied this up until two hours before the president tweeted it and said it was going to happen, don't brainstorm in emails. brainstorm in pfrnlt not in emails. >> greg: i think it was probably an idea that they put forth but i do think it does make progress because you are going to force the democrats to either embrace or deviate from a policy that they believe hypothetically. make it reality. >> geraldo: why not get the democrats to cooperate with you? let the president call -- i love the president but he's tempestuous and then skinned. he should call up chuck schumer. call him up and say, "listen being dude. let's do something before we're really in the heat of the presidential election. we've got a million people coming across the southern

border. there is the crisis of which you spoke." >> greg: we have two parties who never solved the problem because they never wanted to. >> geraldo: agreed. >> greg: trump being essentially apolitical, he was a democrat for a long time, he's a republican because it makes sense. he is the first person really to say let's try to solve it for good. he's being the adult in the room. >> dana: i think there are definitely -- i worked for george w. bush. he wanted to solve that problem. there was a deal on the table that's probably the one that's going to be solidified. the people on the extremes, right and left, are the ones that don't want the deal and that's what pulls people apart. i think president trump could make this deal tomorrow. >> geraldo: why george w. bush got 14% of the latino vote. >> dana: that wasn't the reason. he wanted border security. >> jesse: any more songs to make fun of? >> dana: this is not making fun of you. this is a compliment. this one is for fun. ♪

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hunted as william barr, the new attorney general declares he will investigate how this bothus thing got started and you can imagine that does not sit well with those who cheered on the probe. from the reactions to the attorney general's comments that the trump campaign had been spied on by the f.b.i. >> the attorney general did exactly what president trump wanted. he dodged questions. held a conspiracy theory. and like the president, lobbed baseless accusations. >> i don't think he's acting in the best interests of the attorney general -- of the justice department or the country. >> geraldo: the former fired f.b.i. director james comey is reacting by also saying barr's claim of spying is completely off base. >> i really don't know what he's talking about when he talked about spying on the campaign. when i hear that kind of language used, it's concerning, because the f.b.i. and the department of justice conduct

court-ordered electronic surveillance. i have never thought of that as spying. the attorney general has come to the belief that that should be called spying? wow. that's going to require a whole lot of conversations inside the department of justice. >> geraldo: that's spying? yes. it's spying. you should know that the outgoing deputy attorney general rod rosenstein has come to william barr, his new boss's defense saying it is completely bizarre that people think the attorney general is trying to mislead the public. they really are just worried in the media and in government, all these people that promoted this phony notion for over two years that they will be exposed and embarrassed, that they will be called out. don't you think? >> jesse: more than just embarrassed. there are criminal referrals now being tossed around and i thought juan was going to be here today. because all week juan was saying, jesse, there was never

spying. you are a liar. stop it. i printed out "the washington post," "the new york times," "the journal" all calling people -- national review, f.b.i. paid informants, secret surveillance. all of this stuff the media -- >> geraldo: wiretaps. >> jesse: have been saying they have been doing and now the media does not believe their own reporting. >> geraldo: i think that the cat is out of the bag. it will be very embarrassing. emily, don't you think -- here they have promoted the notion that our president was a traitor. that our president was a spy for the russians. that he was an asset of vladimir putin. now they have to take it back. now they have to be exposed in a way that would be extremely embarrassing if not at risk of jail. >> emily: what is difficult to reconcile to me too are these members or former members of law enforcement of our country and of the d.o.j. why wouldn't they be behind the

process? why wouldn't jim comey, former director, say yes, i support the notion that if there is concern that the government is overreaching its limits, if there is concern there are warrantless and unreasonable searches and seizures occurring, then yes, i support an investigation into that. i would think they would be and should be the model for not making conclusions before the entire investigation has been completed, but unfortunately this type of hypocrisy we've seen the entire time. >> geraldo: dana, it reminds me of a trapeze artist swinging and they jump for the other bar, the bar is collusion and it didn't exist. >> dana: there is no net. >> greg: there is a net. called the media >> dana: i was thinking the media is included. >> geraldo: definitely included. >> dana: he wanted to resign two months ago and now he's still there. >> geraldo: i was surprised he came public. he didn't have to defend william barr. >> dana: i think that he's a true civil servant, does a good

job and i don't think he does it just out of loyalty. i think he does it on the merits. >> geraldo: would you care, greg, if it did not amount to criminal conduct but just was embarrassing to "new york times"? "the new york times" and won the pulitzer prize on their reporting. are they going to give it back? >> the collugdz was the media and the democrats. >> greg: have you noticed that comey has become more irritating? that seemed like it went on forever. you know what a great would be? we should now embrace the idea of russian collusion and start sending anonymous tips to cnn. don't let it go. it's working well for you, stelter, keep pushing it, they've gone from believing that there was a spy in the white house to arguing over the semantics of the word "spy." my tip to the media is find a new story. there is exciting stuff out there.

artificial intelligence. technology. loss of privacy. it doesn't will is. this is profit-driven, divisive media. >> geraldo: should they be called out in a way that embarrasses them for wasting so much time? >> greg: the most thin-skinned profession on earth. will never happen. >> dana: it is the profession that gives themselves more award than hollywood. >> greg: yes. every day is the oscars. >> geraldo: it's so intramural, too. they give it to their buddies. >> greg: they do stories in order to impress their peers. >> dana: they tweet for each other too. >> geraldo: lori laughlin. jussie smollett with a lawsuit. michael avenatti faces 335 years behind bars. guess how many times he was on cnn. all in our legal round up next.

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that the actress lori loughlin -- i have had many people -- clients and friends of clients who, when it comes time for justice to be meted out and they know they're facing actual time in prison, it's an awakening that has a real sobering effect on you. panic sets in. you never, ever thought of yourself -- just think. two, three months ago she was on top of the world doing these movies for the hallmark channel and evgeni else. >> greg: that's the top of the world? my god, kill me. >> geraldo: don't be so -- she was very successful and suddenly her world has collapsed and her own children now look at her as the instrument of their own humiliation. it is a horrible thing. i feel nothing but pity for her. >> jesse: she was also on "full house." >> greg: from "full house" to the big house. such a trite joke. >> jesse: i think i used that

line on my weekend show which we haven't filmed yet. i like judge shopping. i like the concept of t. i like clothes shopping. i like all kinds of shopping. lawyers have a right to do that but i think she's getting bad legal advice because the other people involved took the deal. she didn't. her lawyer should have known better. >> geraldo: maybe she wasn't offered the deal. she gave $500,000, felicity gave 15,000. >> dana: one thing important to remember. ignorance is not a defense. the truth is. >> greg: nice. >> emily: up next. [laughter] >> emily: you said you didn't have any thoughts on that. >> greg: thanks, emily. i know where you stand. >> emily: chicago making good on its promise to sue jussie smollett for more than $130,000. this comes after the actor refused to reimburse the city for the costs of investigating an attack the city says he

orchestrated. >> greg: what did you just say? smollett is a joke but i'm going to sound like a broken record. he only responded to what the media offered him. if you want to move somewhere fast there are two stories. we'll get to the kavanaugh stuff. the kavanaugh smear helped avenatti and the hate-crime hoax helped smollett. smollett figured out i can be bigger than what i am. i don't necessarily say it's entirely his fault. the media took this for everything and he knew he could get away with it and he still might. >> geraldo: i think that's a superficial analysis. >> greg: thanks, geraldo. when you accuse somebody of superficiality, i listen. >> geraldo: emmitt till came from chicago, he was lynched for flirting with a white woman in mississippi on vacation. this is a serious thing. when a back man takes the history of this country -- >> greg: i'm not saying it's a joke. i think he should go to jail.

>> geraldo: this is far more serious than these people trying to chisel their kids into college. >> that's why i have no comment. >> dana: i'm for punishment. >> emily: jesse? >> jesse: i think he should not have gone to hawaii. that's thumbing his nose in the face of the police officers that spent a long time trying to track down the real perpetrators and now nothing. he's in honolulu. >> greg: maybe he will find a lost tiki doll when surfing. a "brady bunch" reference. >> emily: facing 335 years in prison after being hit with charges for allegedly stealing millions from his clients, not paying taxes and committing bank fraud. geraldo. >> geraldo: he is my least favorite public person on earth. i despise michael avenatti. for me to go there there are a lot of people i'm jumping over to get to michael avenatti, the single most obnoxious person.

he leveraged his way to notoriety by exploiting stormy daniels. look. he used stormy daniels to pole vault onto the media then he became a fixture because he is articulate and charismatic in the cable news sense of the word, he got on television a lot, cnn put him on 121 times, msnbc 108 times, an exploiter -- he should be -- he stole money from disabled clients. >> greg: chased a lady who exchanged emails with a russ bot. how come nobody is trying to find out where julie sweatnik went? i google her name to find out if she's been arrested or what is she doing? >> geraldo: who is she again? >> jesse: the fake kavanaugh gang rop victim. >> dana: that michael avenatti promoted. >> emily: last word on

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night a week at a certain bar. jesse? >> jesse: liars, leakers and liberals. and a -- >> geraldo: the phone, fox news. water and nose spray. i would go on to other things but i can only say them in certain states. >> greg: emily, you have yoga forever. >> emily: yes, i have books too, one now is "incendiary" about the mad bomber in new york. the window thing. >> dana: i have natoo. >> emily: and imask. >> greg: i would name three things but i can't remember what their names are. what scared you as a child? emily. >> emily: that my family would move while i was at school.

yes. it was a very real fear. every day i was like will somebody pick me up? >> greg: how long did this fear last? [laughs] >> emily: now everyone has cell phones. >> greg: geraldo? >> geraldo: vampires. a city kid, when we went camping i was worried the vampires would get me. >> greg: how ironic that you became a lawyer. he joined the other side. jesse. >> jesse: i was afraid of geraldo as a kid. >> greg: me too. >> jesse: the mustache. clowns and dogs. >> greg: a hairy clown. a clown with a tail. >> dana: now you're not scared of dogs. >> jesse: i gottorf that fear. the wicked witch of the west. >> greg: everyone did. >> dana: my mom and dad's room. i couldn't take it. >> greg: that was a frightening movie. people getting about that. you know what i was scared of?

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♪ >> dana: john denver. talking about how you liked it. you like that song, right? >> what? i was listening. >> dana: i picked it just for you. darn it, we had country music today and next week exciting news. @bretbaier >> the five: we are going to nashville and john rich joining us at the table and kathie lee gifford joining us. we will have the best time, this is tuesday april 16th in nashville. tickets are not needed to attend so if you want to come see us, that is where we will be come up greg. >> greg: "the greg gutfeld

show," and saturday april 13th, and i will never speak to you again, i think i have time for this, don't i? and you know what makes me hap happy, two dogs having fun. look at that. you know what is amazing? that balloon weighs 200 pounds. >> dana: that's pretty good. >> greg: just little people dressed in dog outfits. >> dana: neat. wow! >> greg: we can learn a lot from these people. let's just keep watching the dogs forever. all right? >> dana: amazing if you want to do your little thing at the end, okay, jesse. >> jesse: i would like to wish my mother a very happy birthday. dr. waters, i should correctly address her. i called her to say happy birthday and she said she got the cable fixed on the tv.

she said every station comes in clear except fox news. >> dana: conspiracy. >> jesse: i don't know what's going on they are, but anyway -- >> greg: marine biologist, dr. waters. >> jesse: someone in my family needed a degree. >> greg: you didn't graduate? >> jesse: not with phd come all right? also my weekend show, 8:00 we have mike come i love that guy. >> dana: he's great. >> jesse: dimon and so, everybody. a huge shot at them and we have dan crenshaw. >> dana: all right, emily. >> all right, guys, check out this video where carola porter dog tries to save a chihuahua. awesome.

>> dana: wow. >> i live in cleveland clinic, tremendous asset for the 17th here in a row the minority men's health fair. it is free. i know black and brown men suffered disproportionately diseases diabetes, her pressure, diabetes. i was glad to work with charles, the wonderful founder. >> dana: that is so cool. >> i will be there every year. >> dana: that is a great thing to do. we have had fun with music weight, and nashville next week, join us there, and ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem]

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♪ [national anthem] ♪ life is a highway ♪ i want to ride it all night long ♪ pete: the original is better. ed: i have never heard that one. pete: we have to mix up songs. welcome to "fox & friends" on this saturday. apparently the video that starts the show normally no longer part of the show. so get used to that, folks. jedediah: very in your face come in. ed: wanted more pete. they wanted to get right to you. [buzzer] pete: more fake news. we used to summarize the show in one minute. just watch that and turn it off. i think because of ratings. ed: whoa. pete: we should just talk about