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you're going to get it in the morning whether you like it or not. >> must-see tv. >> dana: definitely. everyone's got to get up and watch. >> we already know the topline conclusion. there was no collusion, no effort at collusion of the russians tried to collude in the trumps said no. my question going forward, what the heck was bob mueller doing for 675 days. andy mccarthy has a terrific piece where he asked this question. how quickly did mueller figure out there was no collusion? they had to know nothing was going on. what was he doing for 675 days? >> dana: going back to a previous special counsel investigation. patrick fitzgerald, u.s. attorney, special counsel for the valerie plame case knew immediately. it wasn't karl rove. marie, you're going to be up, ready. do you think democrats, going

after bill barr, they don't know what's in it. i think it's a good thing he's going to take questions from the press and that might take a little bit of the tension out of it. >> marie: we'll see. some of what dan said barr did not say was of the mueller report. he did not say that the trump campaign said no thank you and they tried to collude. one of the things people are looking for is how miller explains things and events we know happened and how he explains they do not amount to criminal collusion. as an american and a human, i want to see how mueller deals with the trump tower meeting. manafort giving polling to the russians. i think the tweets about the mueller report have gotten increasingly aggressive. it seems a little bit like he's trying to preempt what he knows will not be uniformly good report for him. there will be things in this report that are embarrassing, that all of us sitting around this table would say i never would've done that if i worked

on a presidential campaign. i think trump knows that and is trying to get ahead of it. >> dana: or do you think, jesse, i don't know if it's in the more aggressive it before. >> jesse: relentless with the special counsel for a year and half. i don't think anything is changed. >> marie: the last couple days, it feels a little different. >> jesse: i'm glad you are in touch with your feelings. i think 9:30 is little early. it would give me more time to go to the gym and digest. i think with the report comes out, bunch of liberal media members are going to hold up each page either going to hold it into the sunlight to see if they can see behind the redactions. i do that. there is a small hope i can then you're not going be able to do that. i think what he should do just to mess with the press is give 400 pages of the whole thing redacted, just to screw around with them and say fine. one big black document. drive them crazy.

there's going to be some derogatory information in there. because this was a very brutally intrusive exam into the administration and the campaign. you're going to find some flaws and this was undertaken by kind of ferocious and -- not sinister but angry partisan democrats with a lot of liberal pedigree. they are going to find some things but overall no obstruction, no collusion. i just don't know how sated is going to handle it because this last week they had the lowest rated week of all of 2019. they have a choice to make. are they going to now report real news about spygate or are they going to continue to push fake news? they lost to the food network last week which means people would rather watch a pot boil then watch cnn. >> dana: you like it when these things happen, he like to get the news and you also like to watch the other media getting the news. >> greg: yes. did you know what this reminds me of? do you remember april the giraffe? do you remember how long we

waited and waited. it is like april the giraffe having twins at separate times. it didn't april already give us a giraffe three weeks ago? the media are like movie critics who are the spoilers. they are like, we already know what happened. no, no, no, no. darth vader really isn't his father. sorry, guys. the mueller report to the media is like cheap tequila in high school. you try it. you get drunk and you have a hangover forever but then you forget about it and you do it again. they are setting themselves up for feeling miserable on thursday afternoon. i will agree with you, marie. there is a prison of two ideas. he's vindicated or it's a cover. there's going to be a lot of little things going on that people can sink their teeth into. they are going to say now we know that the russians colluded but we also know that it was a one-way street, the trumps weren't chasing it. so it just means you have to be more aware of what the russians are doing but we already knew

that. it's really about the russians and how they manipulated the media, not the voters. the collusion was russia playing the media for suckers. >> dan: dana, it's interesting how the standard has shifted. that there's going to be negative information. okay, the whole july 15 jim comey press conference was negative information about hillary but everyone wanted to make that go away. if you were where they were therefore basically a proctology exam on your entire life for the last five years, of course it's going to be negative. >> greg: i have been there. >> dan: the question here is was a crime committed and the answer according to barr's summary is no. >> marie: on obstruction, we know that bob mueller is going to lay out a legal case for obstruction and a legal case that says it doesn't rise to the level of obstruction. >> dan: why didn't he charge him? >> marie: i think mueller should have made a decision on that, i agree with you. he should've made a decision and not left it to barr for there

will be an entire section that says this is widely believed donald trump committed obstruction. when you say no obstruction -- >> jesse: very hard to obstruct something you didn't do. >> marie: barr, that's not true legally. you can be charged with obstruction even if there is no underlying crime. >> jesse: if you frame me for murder and i say stop, that i'm obstructing? >> marie: that's not exactly the legal framing. barr said mueller laid out a case for obstruction and against and then barr made the decision. >> dana: can i ask dan one other question. the attorney general is deafly going to get additional questions about the verb he is last week in congressional testimony which was he believes there was spying on the trump campaign. i don't know if the mueller report goes into that fully but certainly if you open yourself up to a press conference, you're going to get questions about it. >> dan: no sane person believes that he wasn't spied on. not only do we now know there was a human intelligence asset

used against the trump team on the record. we also know that a foreign intelligence surveillance court, a synonym for spying for rational people, used a warrant and three renewals to spy on the trump team. getting into the euphemism game is the height of political immaturity. just take the l. u spied on the trump team. admit it. drop the loss and cut the euphemisms be 21. he was an undocumented informan informant. every sane person knows that the guy is a spy. >> dana: no matter what, the congressional democrats, alexandria ocasio-cortez, she said she is for impeachment. just last week she said that. pelosi said we are not there yet but do you think tomorrow at 9:31 that democrats will say they have a case? >> jesse: they have to be pretty fast readers to do that but i'm sure they're going to try to make some sort of hay out of it.

think about how the spying happened. they cooked up the intelligence, leaked it to the press, then took the fake news reports and used it to get a wire to spy. i can tell you now we know this. i can tell you what we do know. the trump campaign and all their officials, they are not as nervous as the obama officials because they know the wheels of justice are starting to spin against them now. >> marie: i look very calm right now. >> greg: [laughs] i have been ocular migraine and i would like to blame it on john rich for forcing me to drink whiskey. i cannot see out of my left eye. everyone who has ocular migraines know what i'm talking about. >> dana: we can figure out the cause. >> greg: sunshine and whiskey. together. >> dana: speaking of john rich, this is one of my favorite days on "the five" ever. yesterday. today you're going to see something that we said was a big surprise yesterday. you're going to finally get to

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[laughter] bernie sanders responding to trump's attack by saying "looks like president trump is scared of her campaign. he should be." of course trump didn't stop there. he also called a bernie sanders for bashing his tax cuts, even though the socialist senator benefited from them. here's what bernie said during the fox news town hall. >> would you tell people that i voted against trump's tax bill, sure. >> you did benefit from it. >> i voted against it. >> your partial tax rate was 26% because of president trump's tax cuts. why not say i'm leading this revolution. not going to take those. >> come on. i pay the taxes at i owe. >> jesse: the president reacting to sanders by tweeting: "bernie sanders and wife should pay the pre-trump taxes on their almost $600,000 in income. he is always complaining about these big tax cuts, except when it benefits him. they made a fortune off of

trump, but so did everyone else and that's a good thing, not a bad thing!" god rest her soul. dana, what do you think about trump now really isolating sleepy joe and crazy bernie. >> dana: i think trump has incredible political instincts and he knows it's true that these two are the front runners. there's no one. he's going to engage them early and often and he announced a $30 million hall for the first quarter. bernie sanders also is raising a lot of money. biden is not in the race yet officially. but bernie sanders is able to get all the headlines. he's actually driving the debate. he's the front runner. what i think it's pretty interesting is that he's a lot like president trump. authentic. what was the number one thing that we used to get in our fox news voter analysis. we like it that he tells it like it is and a lot of the people, a lot of the arguments people say,

used to say bernie can't possibly win are similar wants to what people said about president trump not winning. i wonder, is this the election matchup we should have? president trump said at the state of the union we are not going to be a socialist country. >> jesse: let's do it. socialism versus capitalism. >> greg: maybe that's what it should've been in 2016 if something hadn't happened. okay. what pisses me off is when you see a socialist defend their wealth. their sense of individual opportunity and freedom springs to life because it's about them. when they are talking about you, it's easy to be a socialist because it's your money but when it's their money and they're talking about themselves, suddenly it's like i pay my taxes. i pay my taxes. when you denigrate a system that you happily benefit from, you should do one of two things. abandon the system and live according to your beliefs which a lot of people do. they will move to some kind of commune ensure the wealth and do

awful things. or admit you are a hypocrite and don't care. he's got to do that. that's the only problem with his authenticity is that he's a hypocrite. can i respond to sleepy joe biden? i did not see that one coming. i wouldn't have thought of sleepy joe biden. the interesting thing is, the secret to these nicknames are not physical descriptions but orosz. -- auras. when someone tells you a rumor about a coworker, even if it's false, you still actually believe -- you look at that person differently. >> jesse: what have you heard? >> greg: jesse was arrested in a park without his pants on. that probably didn't happen but now all i can think of -- >> jesse: i had shorts on. >> greg: you said you are walking a dog and there was no dog. >> jesse: leave that to my lawyer. creepy is in exchangeable with

sleepy. isn't it amazing that a socialist can make a million dollars bashing capitalism? what a country. >> marie: greg says that there were two options. the third is to try to change the system. >> greg: i agree with you. >> marie: i think that's what bernie would argue. >> greg: , interject quickly? he would be wise to admit that the system is great but he can improve on it rather than saying that the system is corrupt. >> marie: the reason bernie and biden mostly arm first place is because of name i.d. at this point. we've seen the these other candidates have done events and started raising money. their numbers are taking up a little bit as well. these weren't particularly creative nicknames donald trump gave to them. he needs a little while to think about it. what will be more interesting, as we get towards the first debate where these candidates are on stage and the name i.d. numbers are closing a little bit, that's when we will see for the other top-tier candidates?

>> jesse: someone could blow up. forget the third part of government they're going to eliminate and they could crash and burn. >> marie: democratic primary voters are much more moderate. statistically. while bernie has name i.d. and support, i think when we got to primary voters, they are not where bernie is statistically speaking. >> dan: the problem all big government democrats have as they are hypocrites. >> marie: really nuanced argument. >> dan: it's true because john kerry -- if you're going to argue. marie, let me ask you, if you're going to argue for higher taxes because you believe higher taxes are a net public good, it's going to do good for society, why do democrats not voluntarily pay more? i don't have to be coaxed into paying into charity because it's a good thing. nobody forces me. why don't democrats play more that it's the public good. >> marie: the public good should be paid by everyone. >> dan: why not start there?

>> dana: republicans are already giving more to charity. democrats tend to think government should be doing that work. conservatives don't think that. >> dan: it's faulty argument. on tucker, a woman said individual choices won't make a difference. the government is full of individuals making choices. your argument is that individuals are flawed but when they are in government, they have angelic powers? >> jesse: i'm glad you brought up the taxation and charitable donations. beto o'rourke gave one-third of 1% to charity. bernie sanders, the first year he made a million dollars, he gave 1% to charity. kamala harris gave 1.4% to charity. >> marie: how much did trump give? he is under investigation for making charitable donations he didn't make. >> jesse: of next, the trump administration taking action to try to stop the surge of migrants coming across the seven border. was ahead of its time.

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>> dan: president trump trying to stop the surge of the seven border by cracking down on the policy of catch and release. attorney general william barr issuing a new ruling that would deny bailed to some asylum-seekers while they wait for hearing. this comes as the mayor of hume arizona has declared an emergency over the migrant situation in his border city. mr. waters, i think trump has had a bad week so far in immigration. he painted up into the corner with his wonderful policy -- >> jesse: they said they would provide sanctuary. >> dan: i think it's been a good week. >> jesse: barr is becoming forceful and good attorney general.

trump is slowly winning at the border. doing it methodically. if you look at the barr situation, you look at the ninth circuit ruling that they had the other day, the slow but steady wall construction. kind of changing and shifting the narrative in the media and other the media is acknowledging there is some sort of crisis on the southern border. >> dan: jeh johnson cited on this network. >> jesse: how you said before he has backed the democrats into a corner on sanctuary cities. is it ever going to change? i don't know. i think it's going to take at least six to make eight to finish the job but i think his t is in the right place. >> dan: marie, so you you have some disagreements but what do you think about jeh johnson think that there's a crisis of the border. is it changing the narrative on the democrat side? >> marie: i think a lot of democrats from border districts have been saying that for a long time. the question is how to fix it and how to attack it. short of congress actually stepping in and doing something,

the overall situation, we will continue to put band-aids on things and continue to do executive actions. the overall situation cannot really be fixed without massive congressional action and quite frankly, i don't for see that happening at all. this barr thing, the new executive order, i think it's one attempt to try to get a handle on it. it could have the reverse effect of hurting them when it comes to overcrowding. they are already overcrowded at these facilities and they don't have enough room for people. these are band-aids because congress won't get off it's behind an act. the executive branch cannot do this. >> dan: dana, i was interviewing hogan gidley. i said it have the democrats lifted a finger to propose one substantive proposal on immigration he said no. nothing. >> dana: in the last, the first quarter of the year i think the president was on the defense when it comes to immigration. the shutdown et cetera. in the last ten days, he has

flipped it and the democrats realized we are going into 2020. president trump is still going to run on immigration and they have to be for something, so what are you for. you can't just be against what he's proposing. this barr memo or ruling, it's not an executive order. he has the ability as the attorney general to overrule the immigration judges if they are misreading the law. it's a serious miscalculation to say that he is changing things wholesale. he has already said is contrary to the practice. not going to go into effect for 90 days. we'll probably only affect a few thousand aliens. it's not a whole big deal but it's a little bit of something to help perhaps deter people from coming to the southern border which the president says is his main goal. >> dan: i love how democrats ignore incentives. when you create an incentive system like we are going to let you out after 20 days if you bring a child. now we find out children are being used in this regular rotation regular rotation back and forth. democrats always ignore the incentives. this is why i think regular

voters kind of understand where trump is on this. >> greg: if you ignore incentives, somehow you are seen as a good guide. if you address the problems of incentives through long-term solutions, you will always be seen as the bad guy. if you look at, trump's consistent plan is about process. whether it's terror, borders, crime. it is direct and simple. follow the law. this is what you do. the downside is you will be portrayed as the villain because in the short term, you are the adults. you're the bad guy. you have to say no. but in the long term, your benefits will be seen. in a weird way sacrifice popularity for long-term security. to the point about the sanctuary city thing that i agrees brilliant, why not stop there? i mean why stop there? let's start baring everybody to put their money where their mouth is. if you are a socialist, you should only be able to use

services provided by the government. if you are a socialist. therefore no organic coffee, no video games, no phones. you can -- you can't have any of the benefits of the free market. >> jesse: if the world is going to end in 12 years, i think everybody rides a bike. pelosi gets to work on a bike. aoc takes a bike. >> greg: prepare for the funerals. you should be buying the casket. >> jesse: liquidate your 401(k). >> greg: donate to charity. >> dan: new proof that prosecutor kim foxx's so-called recusal in the jussie smollett case was a total joke. we'll be right back just one free hearing test at

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that she was communicating with her staff two weeks before the charges were dropped against the actor. mentioning our kelly, writing "pedophile with ten counts." on a case eligible for deferred prosecution i think it is indicative of something we should be looking at generally. she also wrote "just because we can charge something doesn't mean we should." foxes were responding in a new statement. greg, i feel like you have a lot of thoughts on this. >> greg: the best part of this whole story is her describing smollett as "washed up." that hurt him more than anything that's been going on. calling him a liar, a hoaxer. calling him washed up, it is a stab right in the chest because remember, in his mind, he did this.

to elevate him beyond the mundane level of celebrity-hood he had reached. he felt he deserved more in the whole point was to become bigger than what he was. i feel like when he reads that little piece of information, washed up, it's worse than going to jail. for a guy with an ego. >> jesse: the second best part is that michael avenatti was going to come in and try to prosecute the brothers. i like how the prosecutor knows that this guy is a knucklehead. at the same time, she's a complete idiot because she is laughing here at the police chief, saying oh, i just got a call from the chief of police. he wants to know what's going on and what happened. lol. it shows she has total disrespect for law enforcement, who she is supposed to be working within the city. i agree with her. i don't want police officers and prosecutors overcharging people. i understand that. >> marie: bringing up the

r. kelly charges. >> jesse: i understand the point but something like this, too fake a hate crime and make the police officers work 24/7 on this and you frame 63 million trump supporters who voted for this president. you can't let a guy off like that. there has to be some consequence. >> dana: she knew he was guilty, and she was upset about the charging guidelines. we can all agree with that. that actually makes sense. she knows he's guilty and now she's laughing at the cop. she already has a problem with them anyway. police are trying to restore, the new mayor, trying to restore trust between the community, the public, and the press. it is so insulting to the cause. here's the other thing. let's say she doesn't want to charge them, fine. what she did is let him get off scot-free. she got to walk out there and said i did nothing wrong. she should've said you're going to gavitt, you're going to keep your $10,000 but you're going to say sorry. she didn't do that. >> marie: if she had asked for

an apology. >> dana: she let him get off scot-free. >> greg: do you think there was some involvement with other people? >> marie: i know that there's conspiracy theories but we haven't truly seen any evidence here. >> greg: who needs evidence, maria? i have an opinion. my opinion. >> marie: i think it's very bizarre. i still don't know why but i decided to drop the charges. i still am actually confused about this because there is no smoking gun about what he did. >> dan: i don't think he was overcharged. remember rocky when apollo was getting beaten up. like jesse's legal team -- >> jesse: jussie. don't make that mistake. >> dan: here's the evidence file for jussie. why did they say let's throw the towel and, apologize, move on.

it's widely recognized in the justice system that they don't have to charge everything. but you have to have some recognition that hey, this isn't working out like we planned. they never did that. i don't think he was overcharged. i think it will dis- incentivize people. you're absolutely correct, the most damaging part to him of the whole story is "washed up actor." >> marie: when you said it will dis- incentivize, do you think it will dis- incentivize people to come forward and clai claim -- >> dan: i think it will dis- incentivize people from claiming things happen they didn't and obvious efforts to inspire hatred towards people they dislike, in this case trump supporters. >> jesse: they doubt anytime they see an alleged hate crime. everyone is going to think, jussie smollett. >> greg: was it a couple guys arrested for beating up a guy in a drum pat? it does happen. >> marie: last week there were

three black churches in louisiana torched. the son of a deputy sheriff has been arrested and charged with hate crimes. >> jesse: through the book at him. >> marie: there are real examples. i don't like the jussie smollett puts any doubt in people's minds. >> jesse: jussie, not jesse. >> greg: there is no u and jesse. i hope the city falls through in the lawsuit. >> dana: i think the investigation into the request by the police for an investigation into kim foxx's office will continue. you have to sell this tease. i've been waiting for this. >> marie: no pressure. up next, big surprise from the nashville trip. "the five" recorded a song with john ridge. we'll show you next. you don't want to miss it the ley suv of all time. lease the 2019 rx 350 for $409 a month for 36 months.

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♪ >> greg: we had a great time in nashville and now it's time to reveal the big surprise that we told you about yesterday. i cowrote a song with country music star john ridge. he kind of rewrote it because it soft. he brought us to his studio to

record it. he will blow your mind. watch this. ♪ >> dana: this is a dream come true and we have you to record a song that greg has written. >> greg: we cowrote it. what i wrote was pretty crappy but you made it better. you wrote it on the back of all walgreens pharmacy bag. we are not going to ask what you picked up there but i'm going to ask did it clear up? >> i thought it would be cool to come in here on a song that we cowrote and recorded together and have you be on the recordin recording. basically we take chord charts and we assign a number to accor accord. a is one. >> jesse: you didn't say that there would be a test. >> and greg sent me the lyrics, i read them and went hmm.

what you wrote was all over the place. i dialed in and we came up with a song called "shut up about politics." shall we start? the first thing we do is we're going to listen to the work tape. >> shut up. >> all you have to do is scream shut up. ♪ >> shut up. shut up exlico >> about politics. >> greg: where's the gospel choir and the hip-hop interlude? >> that will be in overdub. i'm going to get on the mic and sing. for shut up, i'm going to send you around a mic and have you say it five times in a row.

>> ♪ caught up in the middle of a fight ♪ ♪ some people lives of people still ♪ ♪ but everyone is talking about the green new deal ♪ ♪ >> shut up! >> greg: as long as we don't catch jesse playing air guitar, i am okay. >> jesse: can you stack these? >> we'll put them in a few spots. we will hear what it sounds like. >> shut up! >> ♪ shut up about politics ♪ shut up about politics >> shut up! >> about politics. [cheering] >> greg: i think i am ready to do a whole album. [laughter] dana, i think this was the best day of your life. >> dana: really one of the best days. peter. obviously that was the best day.

our time on "the five," that was one of my favorite things. the bus trip from 2016. you sat in the back and you would make me laugh so much writing lyrics to country music songs. i said we should do it and recorded. it took three years but we got it done. and then john ridge joined us. it was great. >> greg: the song, hopefully people can hear the whole song somewhere. are we going to tweet it out? >> jesse: it is catchy. i love saying shut up on fox news are not getting in trouble. i have been wanting to say shut up a long time on "the five" and we got away with it. that's why my voice is hoarse as well as some other things. >> dana: we all got to sing the "shut up" part. my mom did not let me say shut up as a kid. it was very therapeutic. what did you think western mark >> dan: i didn't have that rule in my house. [laughter] very catchy. i like it a lot. it reminds me of the new freddie

mercury movie where they are doing "bohemian rhapsody" and they are doing galileo. that was great. >> greg: it is "the five" saying "shut up" about politics. it's interesting because the show is based on responding to politics. we don't talk politics. we respond. people don't understand. we are here to respond to political arguments from a human perspective. that's what the show does. >> dana: and also to remind people that politics might be what we talk about but it's not who we are. that was another reason why we wanted to leave manhattan for a day, go out and see the people and meet the fans. >> jesse: apparently i am also a drummer. i had no idea i could play the drums. >> dana: it was funny when you were hitting the drums. you hurt your arm. he was laughing at you. with you. >> jesse: high aggravated tendinitis i have. >> greg: they did this in one take. they are amazing. these guys are professionals.

>> jesse: i just appreciated how john rich edited your stuff down. someone has been trying to edit greg for years and john rich finally did it. >> greg: the original lyrics were a bit messed up. >> dana: great day. i loved it. >> greg: how are people going to be able to hear the song? we are working on it. it's not officially done yet. when it is, it will be number one everywhere. trust me. trust me. "one more thing" is up next. more than half of employees across the country bring financial stress to work. if you're stressed out financially at home, you're going to be too worried to be able to do a good job. i want to be able to offer all of the benefits that keep them satisfied. it is the people that is really the only asset that you have. put your employees on a path to financial wellness with prudential. bring your challenges.

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life-threatening medical conditions. dana and i went down and did good things and also had you fun. >> our friend johnny put a little video together. let's watch. we're in the kitchen waiting for wishes in middle tennessee. all these celebrities, little big town, they're serving hundreds of meals and the key is for all of us to be really humble and for us to be the servants for the night. i'm not sure where jesse is. he is probably eating somebody's steak. >> let me butter your roll again. >> we're back. it's time for dessert. jesse waters hasn't picked up a single plate all night. jesse, you didn't like that. what is the deal? >> greg, greg is busy. >> what was he busy with? that's the question. >> i probably can't talk about what happened last night. >> it is a great event.

we got to meet andy, who was the ambassador for the day and she -- great news, she is only 8 years old now. she had childhood cancel but three years remission-free. her wish was to play with the women's national soccer team and she scored a goal. >> i met a woman named connie who served us dinner. she put up with all my b.s. the whole night. >> and called you jason which was hilarious. >> i had a split personality. she knows front porch dad, i think they're related. >> head over to fox news podcast.com. i have an interview with the legendary artist and custom car builder newt newton, if you grew up and loved hot rod monster art. the 70s had the best hot rod monster art. check it out. >> time for this.

that's me. >> all right. i'm getting tired of the dynamics and stupid robots. i don't know if this is great or not. here you have a bunch of robot dogs. where are they? here they come. boston dynamics keeps releasing the video like they're doing something special. what are they doing? robot dogs. what are they doing? i don't know. you'll find out in a second. here it comes. >> it is a little scary. >> they're pulling a truck. >> self-driving cars will look like this? >> i'm over you boston dynamics. robots aren't great. >> all right. marie. >> my buckeye nation the spring game for college football was this weekend. they witnessed the punter, drew crissman, surprising his girlfriend with an on-field marriage proposal. he set up a fake kicking

competition, told her she would compete. when the time came he got down on one knee, pulled the ring out of his cleats. and he proposed. she anticipated. it was great. >> that's the only time football players should take a knee on the field. >> let's not get political. >> if you want to go to the 20-yard line automatically. >> the scientists is out there claiming when you die you know you're dead and consciousness lives in on you can hear the doctors and people around you in the room proclaiming you are dead. i don't need a post-game show. when it's over, it's over. i don't need that little hourglass on the computer screen. just go dark. i don't want to hear the doctor calling it quits for me. i hope this scientist is wrong. >> they have no way to prove it. no way the prove it. how do you know? >> interviews would be boring. >> maybe boston dynamics can figure it out. they are making robot dogs.

that was fun. you know what's going to happy tomorrow morning. bill barr will give a press conference on the mueller report. "special report" is up next. >> bret: thanks, dana. this is the fox news alert. i'm bret baier in washington as we await the highly anticipated release of a redacted version of special counsel robert mueller's report on alleged collusion between the trump campaign and russia. which mueller summarized saying it didn't happen. we do have new numbers on president trump's standing with the american people. just-released fox poll indicates the president has an approval rate of 45%, disapproval of 51%. those numbers similar to those of the last two months. 1 in 10 surveyed say the mueller report makes them feel better about the president. 17% say worse. 2/3 saying it doesn't make a difference. the top issue to those taking part in the survey immigration. not even