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person look good or me to look bad. on the other side, democrats are in total denial. house judiciary chairman jerry nadler has subpoenaed the unredacted report and he and other left-wing democrats are also refusing to accept reality. >> the special counsel would have said so, he did not, he left that issue to the congress of the united states. >> the mueller report outlines disturbing evidence that the president engaged in disturbing misconduct. >> he should probably not be the president of the united states but for the russian interventio intervention. >> jesse: than there is the liberal media melting down, trying to claim collusion exist exists. >> they wanted to conspire, they just never found the right opportunity to do so. >> i look at this evidence and it sure looks like obstruction of justice to me.

>> if there wasn't active collusion proven i think what we have here is case of passive collusion. >> the chapter on collusion shows significant contact between people on the trump campaign and the russians. >> i'm not going to let people say cnn or the media have been creating a false narrative. >> this report is plenty of proof that the questions i have been asked repeatedly were legit. >> jesse: it is funny to hear the media claim they are vindicated. >> greg: i don't blame them, it is embarrassing for them what they've been through, they have to go out there and save face to the audience they lied to for so long. every person that used the word bombshell, they need to go to a giant chalkboard and write "bombshell" 10,000 times. here's a summary, this report was about one question, did

trump collude with the russians? you have an investigation to answer that question, there wasn't any evidence. but they decided to do it anyway and what the investigation did was create what's called proof out of a series of unconnected instances and events that each by themselves means nothing. now you have -- let me finish. part two was nothing but this collection of stuff you already knew about trump. that he's mad, has meetings, that he wants to fire people. that investigation creates the belief that that somehow is illegal, it's a complete sham. they had to do the second part anyway, makes no sense to me. >> donna: i read a lot of the summaries but i am taking this home to louisiana. i think it's worth reading before we start responding to or making allegations about what's

in it. it is thorough, it is deeply sourced and what i like about the way the special counsel handles it is he addressed all of these important, pertinent question about russian interference and meddling and while there was no so-called "collusion" -- >> jesse: or literal collusion. >> donna: there was a lot of penetration. if >> jesse: were you reading the same report? [laughter] >> donna: i was too young to have read that. >> greg: i got the audiobook. >> donna: this was a lot of russian whoever that tried to make contact with the trump campaign and guess what? the trump campaign wanted the information but there was no collusion. if you want to protect our democracy, if the president wants to clear the air, let congress complete its job, it will not mess with your baseball

season, i swear. >> jesse: my only point is, i agree, read it, the media should not be trying to criminalize casual behavior and that's what they're doing with part two. >> jesse: if you know that the president of the united states was not a traitor and wasn't an asset of putin, you should be happy about that but they are cherry picking it and said this was happening, this was happening so they haven't really grasped that. it seems like everybody is just kind of seeing it for what they saw before it was released. >> dana: june 16th 2015 when president trump came down the escalator and announced he was going to run for president, every story since then has been about him. ever since this report came out it's still all about him. the main headlines to me were buried in there, the russian interference was deeper and broader than we thought, there was an ability for hackers to

get into a voting computer, they weren't able to influence the outcome but they were able to do it and i wonder about this. in addition to the origins of the investigation into the trump campaign, why isn't anybody asking obama, how did you let this get this far? you were responsible for protecting the election integrity of the united states. i think that might be a question, this is our catastrophic failure. aside from the fact that you didn't want to look like you are putting your thumb on the scale for the campaign, why did you fail? >> donna: i can tell you the little bit i know in terms of the dnc, we were informed on what was happening but it was too late because the russians had already spent almost a year inside of our systems. and by the time we got to it we were wiped out. >> dana: a year before that, what happened then? >> donna: i wasn't a chair.

i can't speak -- >> jesse: you guys did not hand over the server. >> donna: we handed over a replica. we had to figure out -- that's another thing. this report goes into deep analysis of what happened, that they did get the information they needed to establish that it was the russians, that it was the gr you and the replica was necessary. had returned over our brains -- speech to the dnc was not in charge of protecting florida's election system. my question would be, what happened there? >> this could have been summarized on an index card, not a 400 page report. there is no collusion, sorry i wasted all of your time, that should have been the entire report but we had a $30 million

opinion piece, the russians don't like us, no surprise, they never liked us but leaves out conveniently the one documented instance of known collusion we have. a foreign spy on the record by hillary clinton's team who says he's got information from russians. how is that not in a report on russian collusion? this is not a ridiculous question if you are a rational person. >> donna: congress has the ability -- >> why is it not in the report? that's not in there. >> donna: you know what? at the time nobody believed it was the russians, that's why the first 56 pages are about them establishing it was the russian russians. >> dan: i think a lot of people understand that these are our foes, i don't think they were targeting one specific party. if we are interested in the russians trying to hurt our

democracy why does the angle of disinformation from the hillary clinton campaign not interest any entrepreneurial journalist? "the new york times" is finally coming around to that story. >> jesse: "the new york times"? >> dan: i'm hearing some rumors. even the times is starting to say, hey, maybe we missed this angle. >> jesse: "the daily caller" is now reporting on "the new york times" ." >> donna: why did president trump, then candidate trump, say "come on, i want more wikileaks." >> jesse: that's what trump does. when i set about the part two, we know -- we got a $30 million book report on donald trump's behavior. by the thing is, what the media is going to do is take absence of evidence and say that doesn't mean innocence. it is going to be he's guilty.

>> dan: hillary clinton is paid behind the scenes to get negative information, trump is in front of the camera, what is worse? i don't get the double standard. >> jesse: i think she should run again and they could settle this in a debate. donna, i guess you don't like that. >> jesse: delusional left wing democrats are demanding trump be impeached even after there was no evidence of collusion. that hysteria next. ♪ ♪ all money managers might seem the same, but some give their clients cookie cutter portfolios. fisher investments tailors portfolios to your goals and needs. some only call when they have something to sell. fisher calls regularly so you stay informed.

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>> dan: democrats are divided over what to do now that the mueller report is public. some radical left wing democrats are pushing for impeachment. >> impeachment proceedings. >> we are not there. we have to now because of the special prosecution -- we have to hear from barr, we have to hear from mueller. >> i believe and impeachable offense has been committed but i don't think it will happen. >> dan: alexandria ocasio-cortez says she would support impeachment. will donald trump be the first president in american history for being impeached for winning an election? >> jesse: usually you have a

scandal in your second term, maybe he's getting his out of the way in the first term. you can listen to the media and follow them over the cliff because they are going to beg the democrats to impeach but they were the same media that said there was collusion. you make people like adam schiff euros and then you make them laughing stocks. elizabeth warren has now distinguished herself from the people that are running for president on the democratic side, no one else has done that yet. this is good because it has nothing to do with her -- this is a first for her. everybody has to respond to elizabeth warren and they are going to have to make a decision, short term this could be good tactics for her, long term i don't really see that happening. >> donna: you all sound like the democrats back in 1998, 1999. let me just say this. it's important that the

democrats continue to complete their job, mr. mueller has put forward. they can make that decision. right now the democrats are focused on their agenda, the congressional candidates, they know that they have to provide oversight and those running for president, you know, they're going to say what they want to say. our first job is to take care of the american people. >> jesse: if the justice department starts investigating the investigators they need a counter narrative. >> dana: here's the thing -- >> greg: go ahead. >> dana: but here's the thing about elizabeth warren, she pays no political price for making this announcement. nancy pelosi has a try to protect her majority and she has 31 districts with freshman democrats that won in november

of 2018 but trump won their district. there is a whole bunch of them, 31. i would say to elizabeth warren, thanks for nothing. you say the house should start impeachment, mind your own business. everyone's going to have to follow elizabeth warren, do you agree with elizabeth warren? i think short-term it's a tactical advantage, could there be this weekend one of these democratic candidates that's brave enough to say "i'm not for impeachment." >> dan: it will crush them in the primaries. >> donna: who is going to stand up and say "i want to protect my country from foreign influence." he attempted to do it. he protected the country, he did not have bipartisan support.

>> jesse: he was the president of the united states. >> donna: had he tipped the scales, everyone would've complained that he was tipping the scale in favor of hillary clinton by not going public. this report, the second volume paints a picture of a white house riddled with this function and distrust and it says the president pressed his aides to lie to the public. that is one area democrats will want to investigate. >> greg: that's an opinion and a description of how somebody is, it's not a crime, it's not against the law and its meaning most in the scheme of things. he didn't break the law. absence of evidence doesn't mean he's guilty. let me just get to this impeachment thing. the media needs the impeachment story, the democrats don't. the democrats should ignore the media. the media needs it because you have a strong economy, strong

military, low unemployment and a president that very view people mention is more job than hawk, g our military footprints of the media has a hard time grappling with trump other than dealing with his personality. they need the story for cnn to get eyeballs and it puts the democrats in a bind. the media are like a drunk in our kitchen at 3:00 a.m. and you have to make a sandwich out of everything that's there and right now impeachment -- smart democrats are against impeachment because smart republicans are for it because we know it would create a folk hero out of the trump. he becomes david and david versus goliath. >> donna: he is already raising money off the mueller report. >> dan: do you think a savvy political observer would have noticed the clinton thing blew up? i think morally we were on the

right side of that, obviously. the political strategically there, clinton left office, 50% -- american people want to pick their president. they don't want an impeachment trial. >> donna: republicans got the white house in 2000. >> jesse: isn't that generally the pendulum effect, you have eight years of asked, eight years of y. a little bit of political history. >> dana: before people come after us, "no that's not true." >> dan: the pendulum may swing back, joe biden. big 2020 business next on "the five" ." ♪ rain. with an ingredient originally discovered in jellyfish,

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♪ >> donna: some big 2020 news, joe biden is set to announce that he is running for presiden president. this comes as a new fox poll shows interest in 2020 is already at an election day low. i think the third time might be the charm, what do you think? >> dan: the ups for joe biden are primaries are name recognition fights. we are into politics, people work for a living, people don't have time. joe biden has almost universal name i.d. the downside, there's a lot of baggage with joe biden, ukraine stuff, as you know when you run for president it all starts to come out, he's got some baggage

there by the name i.d. is unquestionably a huge advantage. >> donna: don't you think it's just carry-on luggage. there is a lane, a middle lane with joe biden. >> dana: i think it's one of the suitcases with the four wheels that you can see through the airport. is there a hunger for joe biden in this primary for democrats? >> donna: there is for someone new, an outsider is always more appealing and dynamic but i think there's a real desire to see someone who could take on donald trump and beat him in 2020 and that's why i believe there is a lane for joe biden although i don't know what kind of car he's going to drive. >> jesse: probably a previous. i think there is a new dynamic shaping up in the primary and people are putting extra pressure on joe biden because they want to deny bernie sanders of the nomination. maybe he wins in 2020 maybe he

loses but the best-case scenario, bernie sanders does not get the nomination. think about the party as a whole, he's not even really a democrat, he's an independent, he's a socialist, wall street hates him, corporate america hates him, the were telling me in nashville, black women who vote frequently in the democratic party not so enthused about bernie sanders. my thing with biden, he's under the microscope, he can't touch anybody without people judging him. >> donna: there in lies the rub. >> jesse: the rob, got it. >> donna: he can still touch especially if he touches on the issues for the american people. >> greg: something extremely superficial about him like he's playing himself in "house of cards." he's aware of how he looks

wherever he goes, that bugs me. it's a minor problem, things could be worse. i don't think the media likes the middle lane and i think they are being misled by social media so the loudest, surrealist voices on twitter become the say on cnn. the democrats are portrayed as radical america haters who want to abolish capitalism when in fact democrats might not that bt much different than republicans and might want to see joe as their guy because he's right on the middle and kind of like trump in some ways but he's more of a democrat. the democratic party has to be careful that they don't chase the loud voices on social media and the candidates should do with the republicans did and expand from their system of beliefs. you see republicans who are generally low taxes and high military. decriminalization, the climate, the democrats should do the same.

don't hang at the edge of the pool, moved to the middle and play with other people. she's not running but what's her name from arizona, seems to me like a very interesting person. i also like kelsey gabbard because they seem like they're moving away from the edge of the pool. all white guys, four white guys at the top. >> dan: i think kamala harris, you have to put in that as well. i think joe biden's issue is going to be that he can't run on an economy. the obama economy was struggling, how do you compare that to the trump economy? >> donna: that's why we need joe biden, joe biden cannot only put that in context but talk about the pillow in which

donald trump has landed on. >> dana: will he have a good announcement? >> donna: i think he will, he's going to philadelphia, his hometown and down to charlottesville. >> greg: he should read a resurrect the slogan "hugs, not drugs." >> dana: i'm for that, i don't like marijuana. >> donna: are you talking about drugs? >> dana: hugs, not drugs. >> donna: we can hug. it's time for us to shut up about politics. next more on our amazing road trip to nashville this past week. ♪ showed up about politics ♪ ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks ♪ na, we have only one standard when it comes to the quality of our cars: the highest.

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>> dana: we can't stop talking about it, we had a blast taking the show on the road to nashville. here's more from our trip to music city. watch. ♪ ♪ shut up about politics ♪ ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks ♪ >> what he's saying is what i wrote was garbage. ♪ ♪

>> i worked up an appetite, how about you? nashville hot chicken, does that sound good for lunch? >> there's this one called the poltergeist which i think has your name on it. >> soak the chicken the night before, marinated. >> i'm going to join you. >> poltergeist, down the hatch. >> okay, okay. i get it. >> cowboy hats, boots, whatever you're looking for man.

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>> 5:00 in new york city, 4:00 here in nashville, tennessee, . >> if your hair got any higher it would have its own altitude, what's going on? ♪ ♪ ♪ shut up about politics >> dana: honestly, was that great? >> jesse: great package, great trip, i want to go back next year. >> dana: it could become an annual holiday. >> greg: it's completely worthless if that song isn't released. that song has to be released.

by the way, we didn't talk about the next song, "save check-in, ride pickle." the chicken was so hot, dana. [laughter] >> dana: i mean, can we just say, i ate four cold bites of the chicken and i was fine. >> donna: you won the contest. >> dana: i had little bites. >> dan: what were you eating next? >> donna: this restaurant has

mild chicken, very crispy. the second one was cayenne pepper. and the beignet, all kind of peppery. >> dana: where should we go next? tell us on social media, where do you think "the five" should go next? >> greg: california, they have these great little mini race or cars you can go around the track. >> jesse: i think we should go to san francisco, go right into greg's old stomping grounds, right into san francisco. >> greg: you don't want to be stomping on those grounds. >> dan: i'm cheating a little bit but i would love to be in stuart florida right outside where i live, one of the best small towns in america and they absolutely love fox. >> donna: we are going to

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>> greg: it's going to be punk classics from here on in. let's answer your questions. what is something that a bunch of people are obsessed with but

you just don't get to the point of?" go ahead, dana. >> dana: "game of thrones." fantasy and violence -- -- >> greg: that is a classic dana moment. that is amazing. >> dana: isn't that true? >> greg: yes, there is lot of s-e-x. oh, my goodness. it's good friday, everybody. >> jesse: avocado toast, i don't get it, i've only had it once, it wasn't that great. >> dana: you had it in florida florida. >> jesse: when were we in

florida together? >> dana: we weren't, you were in florida, don't you remember? >> greg: i agree with you, avocado should be alone. >> donna: the feud between the yankees and the red sox. >> greg: you are talking to a guy from brooklyn, right? >> dan: queens. >> donna: i don't get it. >> dan: gosh, the red sox, i'm sorry. it's in your blood, new york, you're not allowed to like them. >> greg: what obsession do you not understand? >> dan: bath salts, i don't understand. what is the deal? >> greg: that's an obsession from 2012. >> jesse: he lives in florida, he doesn't get out a lot,

remember? >> dan: i'm a hermit, i never leave my house. >> greg: my new sushi. i do not understand why people eat raw fish and actually paid to eat raw fish. it's from the earth's toilet. it's from the ocean. >> dan: it's the texture. >> greg: i try not to, i have no need. it's disgusting. next question from jane -- what's your favorite discontinued item that you can't find anymore? >> dan: love records. old vinyl. also 8-track tapes. >> greg: those are great, i love those. >> dan: i feel like after this last answer, i better produce.

the reggie bar, the greatest candy bar, reggie jackson. i saw one on ebay, unopened from 1978. someone please bring back the reggie bar. >> greg: it's like the -- it tasted salty. >> jesse: there was a hair product i used years ago that i love so much and i can't find out where it went. >> greg: habit it's still in there. you don't know the name of it? speech to the internet might be able to find it, i'm having a hard time thinking of one and this might be available does not at my local supermarket. goober grape. >> greg: that's a sandwich for lazy people.

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watch this. >> thank you, senator watters, for joining my campaign. i know of your leadership. >> jesse: there he is. he endorsed spartacus! my uncle. >> greg: corey always sounds like he ate a hot slice of pizz pizza. >> jesse: watters' world this weekend or in honor of 420, we have the pot edition. it's a flashback. very apropos. >> greg: i've got "the greg gutfeld show." i've got rob law, kat, and tyrus. if you miss it, your dad for to me. all right, time for this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great some people say soccer is great and not a real sport.

i'm not sure i agree with that. i don't know. goes to show you that, you know, you don't need to be human to play soccer. you can be an adorable emu. >> jesse: the game ended in a tie, i heard. >> greg: it was 0-0, they had a penalty kick. >> dana: there are big championship games in the premier league this weekend. >> greg: thanks for helping me out there, dana. and that's why... ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great dan bongino laughs at everything. >> dan: that's true. >> dana: on tuesday, we are on there as well. and my dad's birthday, neil perino lives outside of denver, colorado. it's also easter time. i bought him a honey baked ham. you can eat on it in a while. when i was a kid, i love peeps.

peeps have changed. these are different flavors. pancakes and syrup. jesse agreed to try one for me. here's one, cake. taste like cake. blue raspberry, fruit punch. do you want one, dan? >> dan: no! >> dana: y? >> dana: greg? >> greg: no, thank you, . >> dan: man, that sweet... it taste like it's doused in maple syrup. >> greg: stop that segment right now. >> dan: i'm on that show! why did you not tease me being on that show? i will be on jesse show and tucker show tonight. >> jesse: you're going to do tucker, then you're going to do me? >> dan: a big congratulations

to two american heroes. special agent derek fitzgerald and don mcgraw, agent fitzgerald was injured in duty, finished his first boston marathon. two american heroes. you are really wonderful. you represent the agency well. >> louisiana residents were dealing with three historical fires and a city called appaloosa, st. landry parish, they were targeted in a ten day span and what authorities have deemed the racially motivated attack. hundreds of millions of dollars started to pour into the rebuilding of a cathedral in notre dame, funds were set up in louisiana to help rebuild these churches after social media posts were put up to urge the public not to forget the small houses of worship, and the

ravens donated $100,000. thank you. >> greg: greg >> jesse: we'll see you back here on monday. have a great weekend. brad : prepares for major hearings as one presidential candidate now calls for impeachment. new information on when joe biden will finally enter the democratic presidential race. on this good friday, a new report shows a dramatic drop in church membership in the u.s. this is "special report." good evening and welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. in the full-contact sport that is washington politics, the ball is now in congress' court. jerry nadler, who would b