hero out of the trump. he becomes david and david versus goliath. >> donna: off the mueller report. the financial and political impact for you, your money, your >> dan: do you think a savvy political observer would have noticed the clinton thing blew life. ♪ up? i think morally we were on the >> jesse: hello everybody, i right side of that, obviously. the political strategically am jesse watters, along with there, clinton left office, 50% -- american people want to pick their president. donna, dana, greg. they don't want an impeachment trial. this is "the five." >> donna: republicans got the white house in 2000. the battle over what the president is now calling the crazy mueller report is far from >> jesse: isn't that generally the pendulum effect, you have eight years of asked, eight over. he's also tweeting that because he never agreed to testify it was not necessary for me to respond to statements made in years of y. the reports. some of which are total bs and a little bit of political history. >> dana: before people come after us, "no that's not true." only given to make the other

person look good or me to look bad. on the other side, democrats are >> dan: the pendulum may swing back, joe biden. in total denial. house judiciary chairman jerry nadler has subpoenaed the unredacted report and he and big 2020 business next on other left-wing democrats are big 2020 business next on i stood outside, assessing the situation. also refusing to accept reality. i knew it could rough in there, but how rough? >> the special counsel would there was no way to know for sure. have said so, he did not, he hey guys.... left that issue to the congress daddy, it's pink! of the united states. but hey. a new house it's a blank canvas. and we got a great one >> the mueller report outlines thanks to a really low mortgage rate disturbing evidence that the from navy federal credit union. president engaged in disturbing pink so she's a princess. you got a problem with that? misconduct. >> he should probably not be the oorah oorah president of the united states but for the russian interventio navy federal credit union. our members, are the mission. intervention. >> jesse: than there is the everything we have, we've earned. we got no free pass. liberal media melting down, trying to claim collusion exist the unmistakable lexus is. exists. >> they wanted to conspire, they lease the 2019 is 300 for $329 a month for 36 months. just never found the right opportunity to do so. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. >> i look at this evidence and it sure looks like obstruction

of justice to me. >> if there wasn't active collusion proven i think what we have here is case of passive collusion. >> the chapter on collusion shows significant contact between people on the trump campaign and the russians. >> i'm not going to let people say cnn or the media have been creating a false narrative. >> this report is plenty of proof that the questions i have been asked repeatedly were legit. >> jesse: it is funny to hear the media claim they are vindicated. >> greg: i don't blame them, it is embarrassing for them what they've been through, they have to go out there and save face to the audience they lied to for so long. every person that used the word little things can be a big deal. bombshell, they need to go to a giant chalkboard and write that's why there's otezla. otezla is not a cream. "bombshell" 10,000 times. it's a pill that treats plaque psoriasis differently. here's a summary, this report with otezla, 75% clearer skin is achievable. was about one question, did don't use if you're allergic to otezla.

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in it. it is thorough, it is deeply sourced and what i like about the way the special counsel handles it is he addressed all of these important, pertinent question about russian interference and meddling and while there was no so-called this is huntsv. failure is not an option. "collusion" -- >> jesse: or literal collusion. >> donna: there was a lot of more than half of employees across the country penetration. bring financial stress to work. if you're stressed out financially at home, if >> jesse: were you reading the same report? you're going to be too worried to be able to do a good job. i want to be able to offer all of the benefits [laughter] >> donna: i was too young to have read that. that keep them satisfied. it is the people that is really the only asset that you have. >> greg: i got the audiobook. >> donna: this was a lot of put your employees on a path to financial wellness with prudential. russian whoever that tried to bring your challenges. make contact with the trump campaign and guess what? the trump campaign wanted the information but there was no collusion. if you want to protect our democracy, if the president wants to clear the air, let congress complete its job, it will not mess with your baseball

season, i swear. >> jesse: my only point is, i agree, read it, the media should not be trying to criminalize casual behavior and that's what they're doing with part two. >> jesse: if you know that the president of the united states was not a traitor and wasn't an asset of putin, you should be happy about that but they are cherry picking it and said this ♪ was happening, this was >> donna: some big 2020 news, happening so they haven't really joe biden is set to announce grasped that. it seems like everybody is just kind of seeing it for what they that he is running for presiden saw before it was released. president. this comes as a new fox poll >> dana: june 16th 2015 when president trump came down the shows interest in 2020 is escalator and announced he was going to run for president, already at an electay low. i think the third time might be every story since then has been about him. the charm, whathe ups for joe bn ever since this report came out it's still all about him. the main headlines to me were are primaries are name buried in there, the russian interference was deeper and recognition fights. broader than we thought, there we are into politics, people

was an ability for hackers to work for a living, people don't get into a voting computer, they have time. weren't able to influence the outcome but they were able to do it and i wonder about this. joe biden has almost universal name i.d. in addition to the origins of the downside, there's a lot of the investigation into the trump baggage with joe biden, ukraine campaign, why isn't anybody stuff, as you know when you run for president it all starts to asking obama, how did you let come out, he's got some baggage this get this far? you were responsible for there by the name i.d. is unquestionably a huge advantage. protecting the election integrity of the united states. i think that might be a >> donna: don't you think it's just carry-on luggage. there is a lane, a middle lane question, this is our with joe biden. catastrophic failure. aside from the fact that you didn't want to look like you are >> dana: i think it's one of putting your thumb on the scale the suitcases with the four for the campaign, why did you wheels that you can see through fail? >> donna: i can tell you the the airport. little bit i know in terms of is there a hunger for joe biden in this primary for democrats? the dnc, we were informed on what was happening but it was too late because the russians >> donna: there is for someone had already spent almost a year new, an outsider is always more inside of our systems. appealing and dynamic but i and by the time we got to it we think there's a real desire to were wiped out. see someone who could take on >> dana: a year before that, donald trump and beat him in what happened then? >> donna: i wasn't a chair. 2020 and that's why i believe there is a lane for joe biden

i can't speak -- although i don't know what kind of car he's going to drive. >> jesse: you guys did not hand over the server. >> jesse: probably a previous. >> donna: we handed over a i think there is a new dynamic replica. we had t out -- that's shaping up in the primary and people are putting extra pressure on joe biden because another thing. this report goes into deep they bernie sanders analysis of what happened, that of the nomination. maybe he wins in 2020 maybe he they did get the information they needed to establish that it loses but the best-case was the russithe gr you and thes scenario, bernie sanders does not get the nomination. think about the party as a whole, he's not even really a necessary. had returned over our brains -- democrat, he's an independent, he's a socialist, wall street hates him, corporate america hates him, the were telling me speech to the dnc was not in charge of protecting florida's in nashville, black women who election system. my question would be, what happened there? vote frequently in the democratic party not so enthused about bernie sanders. my thing with biden, he's under >> this could have been summarized on an index card, not a 400 page report. there is no collusion, sorry i wasted all of your time, that the microscope, he can't touch should have been the entire anybody without people judging hi lies the report but we had a $30 million rub. >> jesse: the rob, got it.

opinion piece, the russians don't like us, no surprise, they never liked us but leaves out >> donna: he can still touch especially if he touches on the conveniently the one documented instance of known collusion we issues for the american people. have. a foreign spy on the record by hillary clinton's team who says >> greg: something extremely superficial about him like he's he's got information from russians. how is that not in a report on playing himself in "house of cards." he's aware of how he looks russian collusion? this is not a ridiculous wherever heoes, that bugs me. question if you are a rational person. it's a minor problem, things >> donna: congress has the ability -- could be worse. >> why is it not in the report? i don't think the media likes that's not in there. the middle lane and i think they are being misled by social media >> donna: you know what? at the time nobody believed it was the russians, that's why the so the loudest, surrealist voices on twitter become the say first 56 pages are about them on cnn. the democrats are portrayed as establishing it was the russian radical america haters who want to abolish capitalism when in russians. fact democrats might not that bt >> dan: i think a lot of much different than republicans and might want to see joe as people understand that these are our foes, i don't think they their guy because he's right on the middle and kind of like were targeting one specific trump in some ways but he's more party. if we are interested in the of a democrat. russians trying to hurt our

democracy why does the angle of the democratic party has to be careful that they don't chase the loud voices on social media disinformation from the and the candidates should do hillary clinton campaign not interest any entrepreneurial with the republicans did and expand from their syste journalist? beliefs. "the new york times" is finally coming around to that story. you see republicans who are generally low taxes and high >> jesse: military. "the new york times"? >> dan: i'm hearing some decriminalization, the climate, rumors. even the times is starting to the democrats should do the same. don't hang at the edge of the say, hey, maybe we missed this pool, moved to the middle and angle. play with other people. >> jesse: "the daily caller" is now reporting on she's not running but what's her "the new york times" ." name from arizona, seems to me >> donna: why did like a very interesting person. president trump, then candidate trump, say "come on, i want more i also like kelsey gabbard because they seem like they're moving away from the edge of the wikileaks." >> jesse: that's what trump pool. does. when i set about the part two, we know -- we got a $30 million all white guys, four white guys book report on donald trs at the top. is, what the media is going to do is take absence >> dan: i think kamala harris, of evidence and say that doesn't mean innocence. you have to put in that as well. it is going to be he's guilty.

i think joe biden's issue is going to be that he can't run on >> dan: hillary clinton is paid behind the scenes to get an ethe obama economy was negative information, trump is in front of the camera, what is struggling, how do you compare worse? i don't get the double standard. that to the trump economy? >> jesse: i think she should >> donna: that's why we need run again and they could settle joe biden, joe biden cannot only this in aa, i guess you don't le put that in context but talk about the pillow in which donald trump has landed on. that. >> jesse: delusional left wing democrats are demanding trump be >> dana: will he have a good impeached even after there was no evidence of collusion. announcement? >> donna: i think he will, he's going to philadelphia, his that hysteria next. hometown and down to ♪ ♪ charlottesville. >> greg: he should read a let's be honest. resurrect the slogan "hugs, not drugs." >> dana: i'm for that, i don't like marijuana. >> donna: are you talking about drugs? >> dana: hugs, not drugs. >> donna: we can hug. it's time for us to shut up about politics. next more on our amazing road trip to nashville this past

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wrote was garbage. >> jesse: usually you have a scandal in your second term, maybe he's getting his out of the way in the first term. you can listen to the media and ♪ follow them over the cliff because they are going to beg the democrats to impeach but ♪ they were the same media that said there was collusion. you make people like adam schiff euros and then you make them laughing stocks. >> i worked up an appetite, how about you elizabeth warren has now distinguished herself from the people that are running for president on the democratic nashville hot chicken, does that side, no one else has done that sound good for lunch? yet. this is good because it has nothing to do with her -- this >> there's one called the poltergeist which i think has is a first for her. your name on it.k the chicken tt everybody has to respond to elizabeth warren and they are going to have to make a before, marinated. decision, short term this could be good tactics for her, long term i don't really see >> i'm going to join you. that happening. >> poltergeist, down the hatch. >> donna: you all sound like the democrats back in 1998, >> okay, okay. i get it. 1999. let me just say this.

it's important that the democrats continue to complete their job, mr. mueller has put forward. they can make that decision. right now the democrats are focused on their agenda, the congressional candidates, they >> cowboy hats, boots, whatever you're looking for man. know that they have to provide oversight and those running for president, you know, they're >> is that cowboy hat going to going to say what they want to mess up my hair? say. >> your hair might mess up the our first job is to take care of cowboy hat. >> you ready to get some food? the american people. >> let's go. >> do the two-step, whatever you >> jesse: if the justice department starts investigating the investigators they need a feel like. counter narrative. >> dana: here's the thing -- it's like country cinderella. that's definitely you. >> greg: go ahead. >> dana: but here's the thing definitely you. about elizabeth warren, she pays no political price for making this announcement. wow, that's awesome. nancy pelosi has a try to protect her majority and she has very sharp. very sharp. 31 districts with freshman

democrats that won in november of 2018 but trump won their jessie, i'm john rich and this is my world. district. there is a whole bunch of them, ♪ 31. i would say to elizabeth warren, thanks for you say the house should start impeachment, mind your own business. everyone's going to have to follow elizabeth warren, do you agree with elizabeth warren? i think short-term it's a >> 5:00 in new york city, 4:00 tactical advantage, could there be this weekend one of these here in nashville, tennessee, . democratic candidates that's brave enough to say "i'm not for impeachment." >> dan: it will crush them in >> if your hair got any higher it would have its own altitude, the primaries. >> donna: who is going to what's going on? stand up and say "i want to protect my country from foreign influence." ♪ he attempted to do it.ountry, hd ♪ ♪ shut up about politics not have bipartisan support.

>> dana: honestly, was that >> jesse: he was the president of the united states. great? >> donna: had he tipped the >> jesse: great package, great trip, i want to go back next scales, everyone would've complained that he was tipping the scale in favor of year. >> dana: it could become an annual holiday. hillary clinton bthis report, te >> greg: it's completely worthless if that song isn't paints a picture of a released. white house riddled with this that song has to be released. function and distrust and it by the way, we didn't talk about the next song, "save check-in, says the president pressed his aides to lie to the public. that is one area democra ride pickle." >> greg: that's an opinion and a description of how somebody is, it's not a crime, it's not against the law and its meaning the chicken was so hot, dana. most in the scheme of things. he didn't break the law. absence of evidence doesn't mean he's guilty. let me just get to this impeachment thing. ate four cold bites of the media needs the impeachment the chicken and i was fine. story, the democrats don't. >> donna: you won the contest. the democrats should ignore the media. the media needs it because you >> dana: i had little bites. have a strong economy, strong

military, low unemployment and a president that very view people mention is more job than hawk, g >> dan: what were you eating next? our military footprints of the media has a hard time grappling with trump other than dealing with his personality. >> donna: this restaurant has mild chicken, very they need the story for cnn to get eyeballs and it puts the democrats in a bind. the media are like a drunk in the second one was cayenne pepper. our kitchen at 3:00 a.m. and you have to make a sandwich out of and the beignet, all kind of peppery. >> dana: where should we go next? tell us on social media, where do you think "the five" should go next? >> greg: california, they have these great little mini race or cars you can go around the track. >> jesse: i think we shoulgo to san francisco, go right into greg's old stomping grounds,

right into san francisco. >> greg: you don't want to be stomping on those grounds. >> dan: i'm cheating a little bit but i would love to be in stuart florida right outside where i live, one of the best small towns in america and they absolutely love fox. >> donna: we are going to milwaukee next year for the democratic convention in charlotte, north carolina, . you were sleeping on the sofa. >> greg: i curl up like a sad dog. >> dana: newcastle wyoming, i want to take jesse at least, i would love to take everybody. see when supposed to go where my car is. i've got a beautiful car.

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oh, my goodness. it's good friday, everybody. >> jesse: avocado toast, i don't get it, i've only had it once, it wasn't that great. >> dana: you had it in florida florida. >> jesse: when were we in florida together? >> dana: we weren't, you were g, avocado should be alone. >> donna: the feud between the yankees and the red sox. >> greg: you are talking to a guy from brooklyn, right? >> dan: queens. >> donna: i don't get it. >> dan: gosh, the red sox, i'm sorry. it's in your blood, new york, you're not allowed to like them. >> greg: what obsession do you

not understand? >> dan: bath salts, i don't understand. what is the deal? >> greg: that's an obsession from 2012. >> jesse: he lives in florida, he doesn't get out a lot, remember? >> dan: i'm a hermit, i never leave my house. >> greg: my new sushi. i do not understand why people eat raw fish and actually paid to eat raw fish. it's from the earth's toilet. it's from the ocean.>> dan: it'. >> greg: i try not to, i have no need. it's disgusting. next question from jane -- what's your favorite discontinued item that you can't find anymore?

>> dan: love records. old vinyl. also 8-track tapes. >> greg: those are great, i love those. >> dan: i feel like after this last answer, i better produce. the reggie bar, the greatest candy bar, reggie jackson. i saw one on ebay, unopened from 1978. someone please bring back the reggie bar. >> greg: it's like the -- it tasted salty. >> jesse: there was a hair product i used years ago that i love so much and i can't find out where it went. >> greg: habit it's still in there. you don't know the name of it? speech to the internet might be able to find it, i'm having a hard time thinking of one and

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>> jesse: there he is. he endorsed spartacus! my uncle. >> greg: corey always sounds like he ate a hot slice of pizz pizza. >> jesse: watters' world this weekend or in honor of 420, we have the pot edition. it's a flashback. very apropos. >> greg: i've got "the greg gutfeld show." i've got rob law, kat, and tyrus. if you miss it, your dad for to me. all right, time for this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great some people say soccer is great and not a real sport. i'm not sure i agree with that. i don't know. goes to show you that, you know, you don't need to be human to play soccer. you can be an adorable emu.

>> jesse: the game ended in a tie, i heard. >> greg: it was 0-0, they had a penalty kick. >> dana: there are big championship games in the premier league this weekend. >> greg: thanks for helping me out there, dana. and that's why... ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great dan bongino laughs at everything. >> dan: that's true. >> dana: on tuesday, we are on there as well. and my dad's birthday, neil perino lives outside of denver, colorado. it's also easter time. i bought him a honey baked ham. you can eat on it in a while. when i was a kid, i love peeps. peeps have changed. these are different flavors. pancakes and syrup. jesse agreed to try one for me. here's one, cake.

taste like cake. blue raspberry, fruit punch. do you want one, dan? >> dan: no! >> dana: y? >> dana: greg? >> greg: no, thank you, . >> dan: man, that sweet... it taste like it's doused in maple syrup. >> greg: stop that segment right now. >> dan: i'm on that show! why did you not tease me being on that show? i will be on jesse show and tucker show tonight. >> jesse: you're going to do tucker, then you're going to do me? >> dan: a big congratulations to two american heroes. special agent derek fitzgerald and don mcgraw, agent fitzgerald was injured in duty,

finished his first boston marathon. two american heroes. you are really wonderful. you represent the agency well. >> louisiana residents were dealing with three historical fires and a city called appaloosa, st. landry parish, they were targeted in a ten day span and what authorities have deemed the racially motivated attack. hundreds of millions of dollars started to pour into the rebuilding of a cathedral in notre dame, funds were set up in louisiana to help rebuild these churches after social media posts were put up to urge the public not to forget the small houses of worship, and the ravens donated $100,000. thank you.

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last night. jedediah: adorable. cutest thing you will ever see. ed: i are giving away. jedediah: got to tease it. pete: april 20th, it's legal across america. i don't know anything about