guys, we don't know. the fact that nancy pelosi and the president do plan to meet next week and address info structure means maybe there are some common ground. may be. comes "the five" ." >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld with emily compagno, juan williams, jesse watters. tinker bell dresses up as her for halloween. dana perino. "the five" ." let's say you are running president and you're already up for felons voting. well, champ, which ones? cute ones, vegans, registered democrats? the answer, this guy is a limit. >> does this mean that you would support in franchising people like the boston marathon bomber, a convicted terrorist and murderer? >> if somebody commits a serious crime, sexual assault, murder, they are going to punished.

i think the right to vote is inherent to our democracy. yes, even for terrible people. >> people who are convicted in prison, like the boston marathon bomber, on death row, people convicted of sexual assault, they should be able to vote? >> i think we should have that conversation. >> greg: [laughs] great answer. days after terrorists murdered men, women, and children, democrats tackle stuff that truly matters. can terrorists still vote? talk about damning your own party. there are people who've lost their voting rights forever. crystal campbell, mark richard, lou lindsay, sean collier. they can vote. the boston bomber suppressed theirs permanently. these candidates also miss the point of incarceration. if you just joining us from cnn, this may shock you. when you're in prison, you lose rights. it's called prison, not spring break. it's not a slippery slope when denying voting rights because the slope doesn't actually

exist. you are in jail. there is no freedom. you can even vote with your feet. in a socialist mind, since doesn't apply. socialists disguise their thirst for power is the greater good which means pretending to care while taking control, so it's not about helping those in jail, just expanding the jail to include you and me. cuba, venezuela, north korea, ussr. what made them unique, every citizen was a prisoner and every socialist politician the jailer. which is why this socialism thing it really only works for bernie. the rest of us serve the sentence. all right, juan, here's my theory. i almost said therapy. [laughter] this is my therapy. asking you this question. >> juan: that's the thing. you should come to me as your therapist. >> greg: let's pretend. dr. williams, i have this problem. i keep thinking that bernie wants felons to vote because he knows that they will vote democrat.

>> juan: is that right? that's what republicans think. >> greg: exactly. >> jesse: studies show republicans are not going to benefit from felons voting. >> juan: seems that republicans in florida voted to allow felons, once they leave prison -- must be for once they leave, that's different. >> juan: what you heard from kamala harris was she's okay with once they leave prison. got to make that distinction. but bernie is saying in prison. >> greg: this really was, juan, this is like the kill shot that they gave dukakis. remember bernard shaw? the " -- if somebody raped and murdered your wife, would you still be against the death penalty and dukakis said yes. >> juan: anybody who would do

damage to you, my friends, my family. obviously emotion. i want to choke that's on about... i think bernie is being sincere here and i tell you why. if you look at people who been in prison, there is a sentiment and i think it crosses clinical parties that says those people have to be reentered into society. >> greg: i am one of those people. >> juan: okay. you're talking about housing and jobs, if you're talking about welfare, you say that guy committed a felony. he can't reenter society. what you're talking about is going to be a high level of people going back to crime. >> greg: you are a terrible therapist. i came to you with the problem and you solved -- you are going, let's talk about this other problem. i have night terrors. jesse, what do you make of this? keep it separate, what's his face, what's his name again? bernie. he's talking about people in

jail, terrorists. >> jesse: democrats want terrorists to vote. think about that, greg. they just handled donald trump the wedge used of wedge issues. juan, i have a question. are democrats trying to lose the election. made to order for donald trump. this is willie horton 2.0. >> juan: you think willie horton is good news? okay. >> jesse: this is what it's like. they have totally undercut their whole messaging on election integrity. they have been saying the russians have been trying to hack the democracy. then they want to set up voting booths on death row. i wonder if there's ever going to be any corruption or fraud with the voting process in prison when you have guards with batons looking down on guys filling out their ballots. it's the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen and the reason they are doing this, juan, is because they can't persuade enough actual voters about their

ideas so they have to create new voters. they got rocked in 2016, so instead of trying to change their message, they are just trying to change the rules. this is what they did with the supreme court expansion. this is the electoral college all over again. do you think pedophiles voting or serial rapists voting is going to play in iowa? democrats are trying to take away your first amendment rights, secondment rights but they want to give voting rights to terrorists. >> juan: are you okay? >> jesse: i'm great. >> greg: emily. >> juan: democrats got more votes than the republicans in 2016. >> jesse: not in the right states. >> greg: all of them were felons or at least living in california. i am from california. emily, you claim to be a lawyer. >> emily: yes. >> greg: what are your thoughts? >> emily: i feel so strongly about this.

let's keep it to the moment to the presently incarcerated. you make great points. 6 million people a year that her post-conviction felons. i think it raises a lot of great questions. why do we condemn our incarcerated to civic -- why do we take away their right to vote? why do we support a prison-based gerrymandering when people incarcerated are counted in the legislative district. >> greg: that is not what bernie is talking about. bernie is talking about letting a terrorist vote while he's in jail. >> juan: he is a citizen still still. >> greg: he is in prison. >> emily: i want to draw the distinction that you can absolutely distinguish violent crime, convicts and when you reduce it to the tiny percentage of the serial rapist and bombers, absolutely not.

but to recognize those incarcerated, a bipartisan commitment to criminal justice reform, who better to participate potentially than those presently incarcerated is it the 3/5 constitutional clause all over again? >> greg: that would be a lousy argument, emily. >> dana: i think we are missing one of the most important things last night, and that is that bernie, yes, he said that. that was his instinct. don't think they were anticipating the question. mayor pete buttigieg had a different answer. >> greg: would you like to hear it? >> dana: yes, please. >> greg: let's play that tape for dana. >> part of the punishment when you're convicted of a crime in your incarcerated is, you lose certain rights. you lose your freedom. i think during that period, it does not make sense to have an exception for the right to vote. >> and people leave the prison system, they need to be

reintegrated into their communities. they need to be able to have a chance to get a job, to be able to find decent housing, and they need to be able to participate in the political process, that means they need the right to vote to be reinstated. >> dana: elizabeth warren, she is trying to solve a different problem and that's that after you've served your debt to society. if we believe that voting is a privilege of your citizenship, there has to be some sort of punishment for committing a crime. in florida, there were a lot of republicans that voted for restoring voting rights to felons. they made a couple exceptions for violent crime and sexual assault but that's totally different from people being able to vote in prison. i think mayor pete had a much better answer than bernie last night. >> greg: i think that wife mayor pete is rising, but because he's not crazy. >> emily: is it a privilege or as a right? a constitutional right? >> juan: it is in the

constitution. >> jesse: if you are a terrorist and you bomb civilian civilians. >> greg: i don't mind taking that right or privilege taken away. they are in a box. do you think they really care about voting? they already can't leave. i don't see -- we are arguing over something so stupid. >> emily: i spent a lot of time with inmates and they do care. i think that's why, those studies have shown they might turn towards the democratic party. i do feel like a lot of them based on their experience are wholeheartedly for limited government and limited overreach. they are receiving the brunt of it. >> greg: now you changed my mind. >> juan: you came to me for therapy and i'm crazy now. you changed my mind. >> greg: after several botched

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♪ >> juan: it looks like joe is finally ago. sources say joe biden will make his long-awaited 2020 presidential announcement thursday. he will then make his first appearance as an official candidate next week in pittsburgh. the campaign rollout has been far from perfect. it's been plagued by delays, for example. one former aide reportedly saying "i've never seen anything so -- they are improvising and doing last-minute planning.

the guy's been running for president since mate 77 and can't figure out the basics like where to stand on his first day. this should make everyone very nervous." a new national poll has biden leading the pack with 27%. you can see the numbers. so jesse, quick question. are republicans scared of joe biden? >> jesse: i don't think they are scared of him. i think republicans respect biden and what he's done. he has appeal that needs to be recognized. at the same time, the guy has got terrible timing, poor instincts, and has coast about obama's coattails for the last eight years. i don't think he has the genetic ceo brain that you need to manage a presidential campaign. you have to have something that says i'm a good manager. biden has never shown an ability to manage anything. you have to create a hierarchy. you have to have discipline. you have to have some sort of attention to detail. he is a charming guy, but he's

not proficient and he doesn't have the skills to manage a presidential campaign. that's why it's so sloppy. i will point out one thing that he is launching in pittsburgh which is interesting. pennsylvania. kamala and sanders have also been in pennsylvania and michigan and wisconsin. president trump just got back from michigan and i was going to wisconsin this weekend. everything is taking place on the democrats' turf and that's not a good place for the democrats to be. they are so under pressure to win and their own blue states that it's going to be hard for them because they're going to be spread too thin financially. >> juan: dana, let's talk about the rollout. he saw the comments, very sort of derisive, saying he doesn't know what he's doing. let me tell you the scene that they are looking at is the battle for the soul of america and they are considering not only will there be a video on thursday morning but possibly they're going to have biden on

the steps of the philadelphia art museum, like rocky, i'm ready to go. then the question it, does he go to d.c., delaware? they rolled out charlottesville, virginia, where that terrible incident took place. what you think? >> dana: the rollout, if you're following it every day and you're waiting for him to announce, it looks very sloppy and shaky. if you look at the poll, people that are democratic voters look at it and say they like him. i think maybe when we are covering it every single day, to step back and look at the bigger picture for him. the former aide to give that quote, to me that sounds like somebody who was actually on president obama's team. often, there's the tension between the presidents team versus the vice president's team. not an hourly administration, of course. then you can look critically upon somebody's efforts. it makes me wonder if there are some obama people who are going to hold back support for biden

and not come out with him. some people have gone to mayor pete. i don't think any of them will work for bernie but there's definitely not a cohesive unit behind him from the obama team. >> juan: let me put up some polls that we can show to greg. >> greg: i love poles, juan. >> juan: in iowa, in fact biden is tied with bernie sanders, according to the democrats voting. how about in new hampshire? here we have bernie sanders leading almost double what joe biden has. then you get to south carolina, biden has a big lead. nevada again. biden with the lead. emily, do you want to take a shot? what do you make of those polls? >> emily: some of those polls have indicated that biden support has been literally halved in the last ten days. as an argument whether these are accurate. we've been fooled by the polls before. i think that can be an argument made that is it fumbling or is

it methodical and strategic? they are so -- they don't want to make a misstep and make sure everything's right. maybe it's an indication that they're being really scrupulous and i think i wonder moving forward, although obama hasn't expressed support at this point, maybe it's biden that would get the obama and clinton money that he would be the benefit of that. we know of the democratic party is kind of hating bernie right now but biden might be the candidate, what if it's conor lam situation where he is representing the g.o.p. leaning gerrymandering districts that were kind of anti-hillary clinton. have they've seen benefits from this administration personally? would he detract from that? i'm full of questions and no answers. >> greg: i will try to answer all of your questions. i'm amazed how quickly beto is

disappearing since buttigieg came in. disappearing faster than a twinkie on michael moore's lap. haven't use that one in a while. biden reminds me of the seinfeld episode where a person can appear attractive depending on the lighting. sometimes you look at biden a new go you know what, he's appealing. he's moderate, sensible. seems kind of has an air of confidence about him. when you see them again and you think no, he's clumsy. he's not very bright. he could be an absolute disaster. he's kind of like veering from one to the other. political pig pen. got a big cloud of dust following him. a sense of age, irrelevance, indecision. i can feel the party doesn't want him. we have to talk about him doing the video. he did a video to rule out any mistakes. when you do a pretape for tv, a really bad guest. >> dana: not coming down the

escalator. >> greg: they didn't want to trust that he might not fall down escalator. but we made fun of trump for being chaotic, for being -- >> jesse: we did? >> greg: i'm sure i did. i think i made fun of going down the escalator. i think i said his campaign was over when he went down escalator. i can tell you when i'm wrong. >> dana: we started our show today with the bernie comments. he is teflon for the democrats. his base, their unshakable. >> juan: one last thing, you said democrats really don't want him. polls indicate they do. >> greg: i think the name recognition, i don't know. i still put money on kamala. i'm just got feeling. >> jesse: the pronunciation. >> greg: what about kristen gillibrand?

>> juan: we are going to put the u back in your name. >> jesse: oh! >> juan: hillary clinton hammering president trump over the mueller report. what she is saying about impeachment next. that's here for you on "the five" ."

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was actually claiming that mueller was too easy on front, even after the fbi gave her a free pass. >> i think there's enough there than any other person who had engaged in those acts would certainly have been indicted. as i read it, what i thought it was saying was we think he obstructed justice. here are 11 examples of why we think he obstructed justice. you could not be more explicit then please, look at this look at it and concluded doesn't rise to impeachable offense. that's your job. but i'm giving this to you. >> jesse: dana, trump was investigated for crime that never existed. i don't see how democrats can take this and run with it. >> dana: it's interesting that bernie and nancy pelosi are leading the anti-impeachment charge. >> jesse: very interesting. >> dana: the also have the old guard versus the new guard.

the new guard is saying we are not beholden to history and what happened with bill clinton and the republicans failed attempts to impeach the president, get rid of bill clinton. when not beholden to that. we want and primary voters say we want impeachment to be at least attempted. smart people go, it's not going to happen in the senate. by the time they get to that point, well into the end of this year, next year, president trump is off to the races and probably hitting although spots that you just talked about in the midwest and that's why think someone like mayor pete, he says yeah, i think we should not have this president but i'm going to let the house and senate deal with it. he sidesteps it. >> jesse: mayor pete is looking good on "the five" today. very impressive. isn't he doing a town hall with fox news? >> greg: he is. the bar is so low for charisma. there's no charisma on that

stage and i think mayor pete is in the top level of charisma. he seems kind of at ease with himself. compared to liz warren. of fern is charismatic. the democrats are like drunk at a party that doesn't have any booze. so they are in your bathroom ingesting hand disinfectant and mouthwash. you have the booming economy, low unemployment, a strong defense. and you've got america that's respected and feared for once. not much left on the table for you to drink. so impeachment is that hand disinfectant and the mouth mouthwash in the bathroom. >> jesse: when you invite greg to a party, make sure you have alcohol. he will go through your cabinets. democrats divided on impeachment. it looks weak that they can't decide which way to go. if you have it looks weak and isaac is wasting time and resources. we discussed it before, that my

opinion, the colossal effort would take an even nancy pelosi saying there's kind of a lot of steps from 0 to ramp to 100. there's a lot of ways to probe and investigate. that's all a waste of time. it's a waste of time. it needs are not legislating. hillary clinton, it was disturbing to me that it lacked specificity and the intellectualism that she could have shines. i don't see mayor pete's response sidestepping it. what's the word, you delegate. let them do their job. that's what they elected him for. their opinion matters. >> jesse: because he is a mayor, he can just delegated to the house and senate. house and senate, he turned over everything. what did he obstruct? >> juan: you should read the report. >> jesse: what did he obstruct? >> juan: he was trying to obstruct the mueller probe in the investigation.

>> jesse: you want to impeach him for not firing the special counsel? seven in fact, the argument coming out of the trump white house is attacking donald mcgahn because he's the one who told the story to mueller. he's going to tell the story in front -- >> jesse: i am trying to do something which he has perfectly legal responsibility to do. >> jesse: do you remember last night, greg was worried about my tremors and nightmares. i think your living a nightmare. let's get to this topic. you act safe republicans vote in democratic primaries. guess what. it's just democrats. it's like 70% of democrats who say continue the investigation. continue the investigation. more than half want trump impeached. what you're seeing is that the candidates are responding to the

fact that most democrats want to see them not lay down but play the hardball and the cheating that goes on among republicans. >> jesse: in peach before the report came out? >> juan: that's not true. i will say when you look at independents who are critical cohorts, if you're looking at the 2020 election, what you see there is 44% oppose impeachment. >> jesse: juan, i'm talking to you. i think -- -- up next, if you thought democrats were done with ridiculous green new deal proposals, think again. i can't tell you who i am or what i witnessed, but i can tell you liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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>> dana: the green new deal coming to a city near you. take for example here in new york city, mayor bill de blasio unveiling a new proposal that would ban iconic skyscrapers to help fight climate change. >> we are actually making the green new deal, live here in new york city because we're going to ban the classic glass and steel skyscrapers which are incredibly inefficient rate of some also build one, they can take steps to make it energy-efficient but we're not going to lie what we used to see in the past. >> dana: i get it, in terms of energy production, but how are you gonna build a skyscraper without steel? "the new york post" cover made me laugh out loud. the stone age. i still say laugh out loud. greg, come on, help me. >> greg: you could've saved time, saying lol. >> dana: it's the same. >> greg: he is an idiot. we know that. he takes an entire motorcade

every day from the upper eastside to brooklyn to the gym. everyday he does this. his defense of this practice is that he has enacted energy policies citywide that allows him to abuse his own beliefs. i am forcing you, the new york citizen, to sacrifice so i don't have to. imagine a personal trainer who wakes you up every morning and demands that you do grim routine of military style boot camp exercises and you get up out of bed and you see that he is morbidly obese eating the world's biggest toby. >> dana: we have the response from bill de blasio about his commute. >> it's part of my life. i come from that neighborhood in brooklyn. it's my home. i go there on a regular basis to stay connected why come from and not be in the bubble that i

think is a huge problem. the fact is those cars and that security detail are part of the life of being mayor of new york city. >> dana: jesse, got a get away from skyscrapers and go to brooklyn get out of the bubble. >> jesse: i am glad that he's in the gym. he's not messing everything up at work. the guy is a liar. people are not building skyscrapers in new york city anymore. not because they're not allowed to but because he kicked amazon out so no one wants to do business here anymore. it's worse than meatless monday is for me. it's an empty gesture. when you are a mirror politician and you lose and lose and lose, day after day after day. you have to fight something like global warming. you declare victory and no one knows and no one can keep count of who's winning and losing. global warming is not something that you need to fight. it's not something you can even win against. not building a skyscraper, i am tempted to use the horse analogy. the producer warned me against it.

progressive think when they are making progress, they do that by going backwards. i think the stone age thing perfectly encapsulated that. >> dana: emily, you don't live in new york city. you visit often. what do you think? >> emily: it's ridiculous. like all of these plans, when you look at the specifics, it's absolutely absurd. he was like the hudson yard was built and then the developer came out and said that's funny because the all glass building is literally certified leed platinum and the bank of america building. someone calculated that its certified leed platinum and would have to pay $2.5 million in fines. there's not enough contractors to have these 50,000 buildings that this effect be brought up to code. wasting everyone's time. >> dana: juan, i'm sure that you agree. >> juan: not at all. in fact, you guys are so apoplectic. what are you afraid of the terms

of a conversation? [all speaking] you are like oh, my god. >> greg: i just stated a fact. >> juan: the reality is he's talking about tightening the codes so that they are more efficient. >> dana: how about picking up the trash? >> juan: he is saying that if you're in a smaller building, you don't have to play by these rules. public housing, you don't have to play by these rules. rent control. jesse says they're not building skyscrapers. you need to walk around. they are building skyscrapers right here. you can see one from this studio. new york is booming and guess what, people want something done on climate change. republicans have no plan. yet they want to scream at everyone else who says let's have some rational conversation about how we can do better in terms of energy efficiency. >> dana: 115 people are leaving the city a day. >> jesse: ask unions if they

want to stop building skyscrapers. >> juan: no one said stop building. he said tighten the codes. >> dana: controversial new plan by starbucks, the chain adding needle disposal boxes to bathrooms. that's up next on "the five" ." for up to 100% of your home's value. thank you, admiral. so if you need money for your family, call newday usa. a? "said alice.nd curiouser," "the rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel for some way." "i've seen a cat without a gri, but a grin without a cat." hey, mercedes, end audio.

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♪ >> emily: starbucks rolling out of controversial plan in response to drug use in bathrooms. adding needle disposal boxes. the boxes are already in 25 markets with plans to expand the summer. as starbucks spokesperson explaining "the societal issues affect us all and can sometimes place our partners and scary situations which is why we have protocols and resources in place to ensure that our partners are out of harm's way." the catalyst for this was employees signing a petition, it's like an employer responding to an employee -- a workplace accommodation almost. secondly, the government investigation that ensued after two were poked by syringes in the same month. >> greg: it's all about the

fear of being sued. a city run by the left, the city becomes a bathroom and the bathroom becomes a shooting gallery. businesses that are in a bind. you want to treat your property the way you wanted to be treated. no shirts, no shoes, no junkies, no service. that's what you want to say. but then you incur the wrath of the woke. so you give up and say forget it. but the boxes in there. you failed to understand the incentives that the word-of-mouth is that you can shoot up in the bathroom, you're going to have more people shooting up. that's the way it works. >> juan: i think most businesses say that they have seen evidence of drug use in their bathrooms, not just starbucks. it's a reality. a lot of businesses, in addition to having emergency aid kits, have sharp kids. but they're not necessarily stuck on the wall. starbucks is saying they are going to put them on the wall in the bathrooms. what strikes me is starbucks recently said anybody can use

the bathrooms. if you do that, you know what, you're going to get people who want to misbehave. some bars you go in, they don't have a door on the bathroom stall because they are so aware of people doing drugs in the bathroom. >> greg: i hate those bars. >> dana: i've never been to one of those. >> jesse: obviously not, dana. >> emily: one you think about the argument that incentivizes -- >> dana: the point that i wrote down is, is the government failing in the private sector has to find a way to deal with when starbucks made the announcement, allowing everyone to come and use the bathroom, we all said it's inevitable. is it a public service? returning -- are we turning our businesses into what should be a government responsibility? it sounds like it. >> jesse: i would never second-guess a multinational corporation. i think they are always correct and i think i'm going to agree with them this time. it's like handing out condoms in

high school. people have that debate, they're going to do it anyway, you might as will have them use protection. i don't think junkies are going into starbucks to shoot up knowing that they can dispose of the needles. i think they are trying to protect their employees from getting poked from a dirty syringe. >> emily: the cost-benefit l analysis, their risk associated with making blood contact, getting poked, one of the employees get the disease? >> juan: you could get hiv, hepatitis. >> emily: it's worse potentially than the millions for installing it. it's only in certain markets. >> jesse: probably in san francisco or in the village or something. it's not a widespread. >> dana: this is not happening in cheyenne. >> jesse: you ever see how nice the people are that work at starbucks? they are the nicest people. >> greg: we know what you are doing. you're trying to get a free drink. >> jesse: i don't need a free drink. i can afford an espresso.

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♪ >> dana: from one bookworm to another i want to congratulate audrey, an arizona high schooler got a perfect score on her act. she is in her junior year. she has been a avid reader her whole life and she accredits thought for helping her do so well on the test. watch this. >> that was my escape. that was where i got to read mystery novels. i left this idea of being transported into another world. i love knowledge so much. i want to get this answer right. it was never hard work. it was, i want to do this.

>> dana: good for audrey. last year, fewer than 3800 received a perfect score. why are you laughing? >> greg: i watched jesse roll his eyes. [laughter] >> dana: or you concerned about me? >> dana: why did they choose that for me? she took the task with her dog and got a perfect score in wyoming. >> jessie: trump impersonator the long island worker, watch the sky. >> the long island reverend is screwing up. it has a horrible job. i've hired my good friend these are tremendous people. if you can tell you right now, we have to come in and do this job on time and under budget. they are good people. [laughter] there he is.

thomas lundy is his name. >> juan: last week was spring break for d.c. public school kids so we took a vacation. i brought back some pictures. here we are at the airport and we are all wearing the same tracksuit in case you can't notice. some people thought we were a singing group. we got so much attention that the u.s. surgeon general came over and took the picture. then it was off to belize and here i am with my wife overlooking the caribbean. here is my daughter with her husband on the grandkids. here we are with the grandkids at a restaurant in the pool. i got in the pool too. we were out of snorkeling. we even got to jump in with the sharks. here they are looking over the edge of the boat as the sharks gathered beneath. it was a fun trip and i'm glad

to be packed. also in the grand canyon's of new york skyscrapers. >> jessie: stayed an extra week in belize. >> juan: i would be glad to. [laughter] >> greg: i haven't done this in a while. i hate these people. i made it clear how much i despise twitter, but i've realized what i despise it so much. it is because no matter what kind of person you are you are a lesser person on twitter and the reason is it is because you elevate the trauma and your motions. he may be in a normal person but twitter you become mrs. powell or that lady in the three stooges that always gets mad at the three stooges and i can't remember her name. that is what you become. what you see on twitter right now, people are saying that i am literally shaking. they see something they didn't like on tv, i'm literally shaking. i am in tears, they are crying.

there are no words. you are the problem. you are the problem. if twitter is going to survive people have to dial back this drama because it is so repulsiv repulsive. somebody said this, if jack dorsey decided to eliminate twitter he would get a nobel prize. i don't know who is at it. take it away. >> emily: in this age of wellness, we now have wellness beer. there are a few companies one in particular that referred to themselves as the gatorade of beer. it has alcohol in it. >> greg: thank god for that. space seeks it has electrolytes and bee pollen and et cetera. [laughter] so after a hard workout you can celebrate with a brew, bottoms up. that is the main company there.

>> greg: that is a terrible name. i don't want to have a suffer fast. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> bret: where can i get one of those tracksuit's? this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier reporting from the white house, the trump administration continues to push back on impeachment narratives coming from capitol hill and from the left as the toppling democrat prepares to enter the race. first is by the discord here in washington, post mueller report to the markets have taken that in stride. tonight your 401(k) is probably a lot healthier than it has been in a wild. a big day on wall street as the s&p 500 and the nasdaq closed at record highs, covering all the ground they lost yesterday late last year. the dell had a strong performance as well netting 145 and closing in on its own