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fundamentally alter the character of this nation. the core values of this nation, our standing in the world, our very democracy, everything that's made america america is at stake. that's why today i'm announcing my candidacy for president of the united states. >> juan: president trump hitting back on twitter saying: "welcome to the race sleepy joe. i only hope you have the intelligence, long in doubt, to wage a successful primary campaign. it will be nasty. you will be dealing with people who truly have some very sick and demented ideas. but if you make it, i will see you at the starting gate!" president obama, he is praising his former vp for jumping into the race, but the former president stopped short of formally endorsing biden. biden had to explain why. >> i asked president obama not to endorse. whoever wins the nomination should when it on their own merits. >> juan: biden is the

democratic front runner but critics saying his past policy positions and his gaffes could hold him back. take a look at some of them. >> his mom lived in long island for ten years or so. god rest her soul. although wait, your mom is still alive. your dad passed. god bless her soul. chuck graham, state senator is here. chuck, stand up. good to see you. oh, god love you. what am i talking about? the man who will be the next president of the united states, barack america. they are going to put you back in chains. >> juan: emily, the news doesn't stop. what we saw as we were coming on the step to request that was an article in the daily beast, anita helsing she had a direct conversation with joe biden but his apology is not enough. he's got to apologize to all the women in america who were affected by the clarence thomas,

anita hill hearings. >> emily: found that video absurd. it was dramatic. it was ridiculous. the entire thing was man-splaining. you make fun of me for using big words. his cliches. a few years ago we were at the park with our dogs and a guy came strolling out of his house with his coffee mug. talking about the park department and the grass and we should have our dogs on it and i have to force myself to keep watching biden's video patiently for work because i didn't want to be told by some old crypt keeper. it's not going to bode well, in addition to the out of touchness of the video. people bringing up his authoring of punitive criminal justice loss. when they point to what he's done, he will go nowhere in the primaries. >> juan: huh perry data, it's interesting, the video that

emily is talking about because unlike every other democrat, he goes directly at president trump. he says this is really an election for the soul of the nation. i'm quoting. says that it is trump that is the problem and i guess he's trying to say he's the guy who can beat trump. >> dana: even in the logo, it says biden. and then president. on the one hand, it projects strength. not going to worry about the primary, going straight to the general. i'm going to take him on. that's part of his rationale for running. he's saying i'm the one who can bring it back. i'm the only one who can beat trump. >> juan: let me interrupt, take a look at this monmouth poll. he is in fact right now beating trump. 42. >> dana: pretty early to be saying that. here's what we have to understand. they have message tested this stuff for a long time. it might not appeal to republicans or conservatives but i would imagine that they did a ton of message testing. it wasn't just instinct for him.

they were trying to figure out precisely what works. the video i wish we could've seen was the one by mark putnam. apparently they threw it out and they didn't want to use it. very biographical things. the fighter pilot from the 2018 midterms. he did those pieces and they are very biographical and a little bit younger i think. i wonder what that video looked like. i don't think it will be leaked out. >> juan: we talked about this yesterday that they were shifting and it caused some dissension among democrats. that things were chaotic. greg, sleepy joe. >> greg: sleepy joe, not bad. it's about energy. jesse was talking about this earlier. always able to portray his opposition as having low stamina. what biden did, he said trump is a threat unlike anything else in his lifetime. i guess it's worse than war, 9/11, disease. i think kathy griffin is running his campaign. here's why it's bad for my perspective. that wasn't an argument for biden. it was an argument for anyone but trump. the argument was orange man

evil. it wasn't joe biden good. i don't believe for a second that he talked to obama and told obama don't endorse me. i assume he also told oprah not to endorse him, jesus christ, and the pope. biden's message, everything was great before trump. i guess that is true with any to. it was true and he said barack obama was the first mainstream african-american who is articulate, bright, and clean. remember that? everything was great before trump so we need to get rid of trump and get rid of the way things were. that's a lie. a lot of stuff sucked. the economy, jobs. spying, benghazi. remember isis? almost every day we talked about isis. north korea was a threat, problems with russia that were ignored. the ukraine. contrary to joe biden, america has actually gotten better, stronger.

it's more peaceful, more prosperity, safer. the psychological stuff that he's talking about, that's on them. it's a derangement disorder they haven't gotten over since 2016. they don't have anything. they don't have anything except trump's response to charlottesville. that's all they have. his response could've been better, except biden got it wrong. when he was talking out both sides, he was talking about the monument debate. i have the transcript right here. i can read it for you. when trump talked about both sides, he was talking about the monument debate. having said that, trump could have been a better job at the start. whenever a big horribly thing happens like in charlottesville, there is no fog of war. the first response is always terrible because no one knows what going on. i can say i never knew what was going on in charlottesville that day. i've no idea. if someone asked the better, i wouldn't know. i think the first press conference is always the worst. he said, he called out the racists. called out the bigots. he said the both sides, talking about the monument debate.

it's in the actual transcript. his whole opening, dark and dishonest. >> juan: i disagree but i'm going to stop and go to jesse. jesse, what we know is that he's going to have a fund-raiser tonight at the home of david: , comcast nbc in philadelphia. then monday he goes to pittsburgh to a union hall. i don't know if you -- friday he is on "the view." >> jesse: one of the better shows on morning television. >> juan: what do you think of the lineup? osundairo needs money so obviously that's his main concern and "the view" is very friendly territory. he needs pennsylvania. allegheny county is a county that obama performed very well in. to the video, i agree with greg. that was not a launch. that was an attack. it was an attack against president trump's character. he needs -- he's not running on

the economy. he is running on policy. seating the economy to the president. he's doing -- going directly after the character of the president and he looks like he's going to make this about race and identity and hate. i thought it was small to launch her campaign something like charlottesville. i think there are other issues that are much more important to the american people, although i'm not downplaying that. this was an ad directed at black america and towards the resistance. that's who he was targeting there. it was slick and highly produced but i personally wasn't moved by it. he's an establishment candidate, never pulled over 1%. that's why before sleepy, it was 1% joe. as he gets in the race and starts getting bruised and battered, his numbers will go down. he has no social media army to back him up. aoc is not enthusiastic about him, and he has no vision that is forward-looking. to greg's point, it's about a

restoration. restoring the obama america. to what it was. democrats don't do well when they run as restoration candidates. they always do better as change candidates. again, trump is the change candidate. that is tough to beat. >> juan: at the moment, he will be changing from trump. i think it is that bifurcation. i think what you're seeing here is he is saying this is about trump. it's going to be a referendum on trump. and i'm someone you can trust, and especially on issues about america's soul. i think unlike my colleagues here, i think that speaking to charlottesville speak to the grave concerns on the part of the american people about president trump. >> greg: it's a sensitive patch of recent history and he exploited it. >> juan: trump? [laughter] build a wall, that's coming from a democrat, next on "the five" " ♪ limu emu & doug

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in 2006 this was the point. we want border security first so you can have the rest of the things that you need for the economy on immigration. >> greg: what friedman is doing is his reasoning is the wall offers proof of control so you can be confident about the immigration we allow. he reminds me of criminal background checks. people say criminal background checks will reduce hiring. no, actually just gives you the confidence to hire more. you give everybody these criminal background checks, you feel pretty safe. the wall increases confidence and healthy immigration. if you want cause and effect, let's not forget most people showing up at the border are economic migrants. if you stop that, you create a tight labor market, it naturally raises wages. it's what you're seeing among a lot of blue-collar workers. you're also giving their workers more dollars per hour but they are getting more bargaining

power because of the tight labor market. they can argue about workplace conditions. >> dana: one thing i do admire about him, jesse, among other things, his writing is also very good. he went down to the border. >> greg: is it good, dana? >> dana: he went to the border border. he visited. he said okay, i get it. that's what changed his mind. >> jesse: when democrats go to the border, two things happen. one, it is an acosta situation where they think they make a point and they make the opposite point. or a guy like friedman, he has his eyes open and can see the reality. some one in the media saying that we do need a wall. this was a flare gun that the media shot up so the democratic party could say wait a second. there actually may be a crisis of the border. we may need a message because trump is going to hurt us in 2020 if we just say we are in open borders party.

he is an influencer, thomas friedman. everyone reads him and respects him. he's an ideas guy. if the ideas guy agrees with trump's idea, it must be earth shattering. >> dana: now it's another flare gun. thomas friedman saying to the democrats you should really come to the table on this. president trump should cut a deal and we can actually do this, because border security has to come first. do you think any of the democrats will say he's got a good point? >> juan: sure. i think most democrats, democrats or pro border security contrary to what jesse said about the democrats being an open border party. >> jesse: they are. >> juan: clinton, obama, pelosi, all voted money for a barrier. >> jesse: once trump became president they became open borders. >> juan: my point is what tom friedman saying is that trump has incited this crisis and it's a shame to waste a crisis when you have an opportunity. >> jesse: he inside of the

crisis? >> juan: he sure did. >> jesse: trump is behind the caravan? >> juan: who has been talking about an invasion, who's been saying we need to send the military? >> jesse: trump reacted to the crisis created a crisis? >> juan: the current crisis is humanitarian crisis of people. >> jesse: do you want to know what the real crisis is? the real crisis, not doing anything. >> juan: all you do is filibuster and shout. greg said these people are economic refugees seeking asylum legally under our law. we need to deal with it. the way thomas friedman's suggestion, assure people who think the borders and secure so that we can say hey, we want smart people. we want high-energy people. >> dana: the frustrating thing is it's the same conversation now for 15 years. what is also saying is this haphazard immigration system that we have come he says it's overwhelmed the border patrol as well as our immigration courts. is there a way to deal with it?

emily. you are a very reasonable person. >> emily: there is if more people see the light that he did. your boy tom friedman said everything right except i'm sorry. >> greg: he's not my boy. >> emily: you are speaking lovingly of him. this entire time everyone on the left has dug their trenches and refused to take author goggles of what's happening on the border and have refused to be persuaded or educated by facts or photographs or videos that have been coming from there forever. and the impact on the different sectors in the country. instead, refusing to believe or see anything until a physical trip actually works. to speak to your humanitarian crisis aspect, you read there was a 3-year-old toddler left alone in the desert because everyone scattered because of the cartel-enforced human smuggling going on. do you think that was a biological family? no, it's a manufactured family. when you leave a toddler in the desert because the authorities are coming. for it to not be part of the

larger conversation by the left and have to go there physically speaks volumes as to what the left has these goggles over their faces. >> juan: i think they've been goggles on the right because they don't say you know it, trump action wants to cut legal immigration. guess what. you know what tom friedman said, leave stephen miller behind and you can have an honest conversation with people who want to solve this but if you keep talking about build a wall. >> greg: nobody wants to solve it. >> dana: if they come to the table on the wall, the president might actually cut another deal on -- >> greg: i think he mentioned that. >> dana: he already said that. bernie sanders not backing down from his controversial push to let felons vote from, underscore, from prison. what he is saying next. , usa. this is a very difficult job. failure is not an option. more than half of employees across the country bring financial stress to work. if you're stressed out financially at home,

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to let felons including terrorists like the boston bomber vote from prison. bernie taking it even further with these comparisons. >> i said that because the right to vote is essential. if you are a citizen, you have the right to vote. that is a right we must protect because we know the history of this country. we know that women didn't have the right to vote. we know that african-americans didn't have the right to vote. >> emily: sanders is also slamming a florida bill requiring felons to pay court fees before becoming eligible to vote as "racist and unconstitutional." >> dana: we did the frustrating thing yesterday. those are two different things. while bernie sanders is talking about is people in prison being allowed to vote. the thing in florida is not good. it's a bill that's passed by the house version, state senate version is different. it's for people who've gotten out of prison who have paid

their debt to society. they are out of prison and they are trying to put additional constraints on them. that is a separate topic from what bernie sanders is talking about. sorry. >> juan: here's my point to you. bernie sanders is moving this conversation incrementally. you don't want to hear it. >> dana: that's not true. i'm not going to take a backseat on fallon voting rights. i'm talking about from the beginning. restoring fallon voting rights once they get out of prison, yes. but that's not what bernie sanders is talking about. that wasn't the initial thing the other day. and him moving the conversation incrementally is try to save face from happening the other day because the entire democratic party is like what did he say? i wonder what joe biden will say. i bet he will have a better answer. >> juan: i think he might have a different answer but it's a conversation starter. everyone is talking about it, dana. >> greg: when dana gets that mad. take the l. >> juan: everyone is talking about it. to say bernie, you've done

something here because lots of people -- >> jesse: let's give bernie a round of applause. let the boston bomber vote. good job, bernie. >> dana: the mayor of boston is like what is he talking abou about? >> juan: you act as if america isn't having this conversation. >> greg: america -- they are not. i guarantee you there's no one talking about it. you know, the boston bomber really should vote in the next election. may be run president. he could be of aggressive candidate. >> juan: you can make a caricature. >> greg: i don't have to! you are doing it. >> juan: is an appointment part to be made about citizenship. bernie, earl warren, the former chief justice say you don't be citizenship on -- >> greg: now you are arguing the point. >> juan: the same point. >> jesse: let's argue the

point. do you think the boston bomber should be able to vote in 2020? >> juan: do i think? i haven't considered. >> jesse: we have been doing this segment for two days. answer the question. yes or no. >> juan: i think your citizenship rights are not to be revoked because you don't like me. >> dana: what if you kill me? >> greg: and they have guns in prison too? it's a second amendment right. maybe he could have a gun. all inmates have guns. gutfeld 2020. >> juan: 22 states will restore a felons voting rights after, for a period after. you have 14 states that say you lose your rights. >> emily: we have been talking about this for three days. as you know, i spend a lot of time with inmates and i correspond with them. i've gotten a lot of emails from them in the last two days. first of all, they watch their show. >> greg: do they like animals are great?

>> dana: do they like corny jokes? >> greg: they shouldn't be watching "the five." it's a right that should be deprived. >> dana: we want them to watch "the five." >> greg: we don't need the ratings. we are number one in the country. >> emily: they are people too. here's the point. there's three sections of this conversation. there is the violent terrorists voting from prison. there is the incarcerated nonviolent offenders that really this conversation is about. and post-incarceration, subject to fines and everything which is ridiculous, secondary imprisonment. my point is that there's a lot of sentiment that in the nonviolent realm, not everyone in there is the grim reaper. >> greg: we know. you are addressing the point that bernie has screwed up so badly. the problem is there's a perception of the left that they are soft on crime. they are anti-law enforcement, let's face it.

anti-cops, everything. no one takes it seriously. when someone like bernie sanders says that, it fulfills the stereotype and it's a terrible thing to run on. if a republican came up and said it's time for prison reform and i'm interested in those nonviolent offenders having the right to vote. everyone goes, it's a republican. normally they are strong on crime. maybe i will listen to them. it's a -- it's a perception issue. >> dana: can i add one thing. senators heitkamp and donnelly who lost in the midterms, they are democrats, they are starting a new entity to try to help democrats talk to people in rural america. guess what. here's your first lesson. what did mayor pete say when he was asked on that same night in the cnn town hall, do you think felons should have the right to vote while they are incarcerated. he said no. that's how you talk to people in america. >> jesse: in indiana. >> greg: everywhere, for that matter. except in jail. >> emily: these guys are counted in the legislative populations. that's the other thing. >> dana: you have your freedom

taken away from you because you're a not allowed movement. you cannot leave. i don't see the difference between saying that you also then can't vote. >> greg: exactly. i should be able to have my gun too. i want my voting rights in my gun rights. [all speaking] >> juan: you can't have an honest conversation -- >> greg: yeah, we are all liars. >> jesse: changing the subject. >> greg: we are not changing the subject. >> juan: it's about giving prisoners guns, you understand you are twisting the argument. >> greg: jonathan swift. >> juan: used to read the constitution because the constitution -- >> dana: boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. >> emily: details ahead. introducing... smartdogs. the first dogs trained to train humans. stopping drivers from: liking.

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>> jesse: even more proof prosecutors put the fix and after jussie smollett staged a hate crime hoax. remember how he was charged with 16 felony counts for lying to cops but then kim foxx somehow let him off the hook? a judge is now blasting foxx's office for prosecuting a woman named candace clark for just a one count of making a false police report. the judge calling out the double standard in court. "i would like to know why ms. clark is being treated differently than jussie smollett. it's a disorderly conduct case. a lot less egregious than mr. smollett's case. ms. clark is not a movie star. she doesn't have a high priced lawyer and this smells big-time. your office created this mess." the woman, candace clark, agrees. >> i'm just a regular girl trying to make it out here, doing a job, working ten hour shifts overnight. i'm just trying my best. >> you are not jussie smollett's. >> i am not jussie smollett. i wish i was, but it's okay.

i'll get my justice. >> jesse: all right, greg. big double standard. >> greg: i think jussie smollett is now going to be a euphemism for something. it's like getting off because you're famous. just pulled a jussie smollett. or jesse, given chris rock said he lost the u. >> jesse: don't talk about it. >> greg: the brothers are suing him because the guy basically enlisted their help and then betrayed them. the hoax is one thing but jussie is a rotten person that he would be entirely okay with those guys going to jail. that's borderline psychopath. i understand the hoax thing, because he was just feeding and what the media was asking for. he knew as a washed up celebrity that if he had become a victim of a maga hat wearing throne, he would elevate victim status new, bigger celebrity. i get what he was doing it but between those guys that he paid to help, no honor among thieves.

>> dana: it not only would he be okay with them going to jail but he's ruined their ability to make a living and he is rich. the empire staff that we want him back. no one is going to hire the osundairo brothers to be their trainer. >> greg: i will. they are in great shape. >> juan: they sued smollett's lawyers for defamation. they didn't sue smollett. >> jesse: would you agree that she totally mishandled the case? >> juan: i think the police mishandled it by going out there too early and from my perspective, i think foxx cut a deal. you can't defend it. it's hard to defend and that's why it's caused this ruckus. i am struck by the idea that the people who do the show, "empire," want jussie smollett back. i think he is more famous. >> dana: congratulations. >> jesse: got everything he wanted out of it almost. >> emily: who do you think wrote that letter?

did you read it? the volunteer work that jussie has done without posturing and attention. it was so clearly written by him and his team. it's worthless. you know who else is worthless? kim foxx. she is an embarrassment to my profession. >> dana: the judge is great. >> emily: totally. >> juan: i think the judge, like the police chief, they are overstepping their bounds because -- >> dana: she overstepped her bounds. >> juan: i think your position would be she made a mistake and should've prosecuted but he went through the justice system and the cops were like we think he's guilty and the judges like hey, you know what. go through the judicial system. >> dana: he didn't. he got one of those cars on the monopoly board that says go straight to go and pick up $200 and a new season of empire.

>> emily: that was not prosecutorial discretion. that was a misuse of print go prosecutorial power. >> juan: i think she would disagree. >> greg: and what if they are doing this so they can increase their viewership. we should do this for "the five "the five." >> jesse: why me? why me? for work meet me tonight at the port authority. 2:00 a.m., port authority. >> jesse: you need to stop going to port authority. >> greg: great doughnuts. >> jesse: i'm not going to say that. i almost did but i'm not. up next, take your child to work day. greg has been looking forward to talking about it all week. my experience with usa has been excellent. they really appreciate the military family and it really shows. with all that usaa offers

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>> greg: today is take your child to work day, emphasis on your. get that wrong and it could be take yourself to jail day. a half of me hates this day. i don't like sharing the elevator with people were one-tenth my age and 100% my height. plus it means dana has to watch

her language in the halls and we all know how filthy she is. it's hard to fire someone who is their kid with them. how do you do that? tell the parent to wait outside and tell your kid -- the kid your dad is fired. take your child to work day has become the day you can't swear or fire anyone. people like dana who enjoys swearing and making people cry. i don't have kids so today is no different than yesterday except with more screaming which scares the kids when i do it. the other half of me embraces this day. it's good that your kids see what people do for a living. they need to learn that money isn't something that mysteriously regenerates in the wallet. mom and dad have to work to pay for your clothes, your toys, your worthless politically correct overpriced education. work is often the thing you know least about your parents. i remember my dad taking me to work, and it was thrilling. i drove the getaway car. that's where i learned about the magical money in the wallet. it's great to see another place

where your parents or somebody else or not in a bathroom. they had a role outside your world. your parents aren't just parents but human beings hated by other human beings. enjoy the day but if your can touch as anything on desk, you're dead. they made earth day earth week. today is take your child to work so have combined it. i take my plant to work. >> dana: did you carry it all day? >> greg: that's tyler. it >> jesse: looks dry, let me water it. >> dana: miles, the 4-month-old son of one of our producers. i saw a couple of other kids. >> greg: a 4-month-old? >> dana: he's never come to visit us. >> greg: the baby is not going to learn anything. >> dana: they are starting

early. >> jesse: the baby on your desk. >> dana: bringing kids to work one day a year is a good thing. >> greg: i disagree. i think, juan, and should not be an orchestrated thing. but your kid whenever you want. it's more exciting. >> dana: you think that would be better than one day? >> greg: i was a child before this fake holiday. my dad was an accountant. it was thrilling to me. calculator. 1970. >> juan: that thing i remember about this, i took my daughter. she was at my desk at "the washington post." she kept that picture forever. wow. it was a big deal to her. see where your dad works. >> dana: you are gone all the time. where is he? >> greg: this is where dad goes to pay for that food. >> juan: i wish they made that connection. i'm not sure. >> jesse: i saw my daughter

today and she asked me if i had more than $1,000 in my bank account. [laughter] she thinks it's a lot of money. i said yes, i do. she was really impressed. it made me feel great. >> dana: what did she want to buy? >> jesse: will find out later. i didn't see any kids at work today because i got here at 4:3 4:30. >> dana: so you didn't really work today? >> jesse: i was with the kids all day! >> dana: can i get that deal? >> greg: they are going to play this back. comes in at 4:30. >> jesse: i listened to rush limbaugh. >> greg: emily, what are your thoughts? you are young enough that you probably want to take your child to work day. >> jesse: did someone take you to work today? >> emily: i am older than you are. my mom was a librarian. >> greg: it's like quincy meets --

>> emily: my lunch bag was a specimen bag. later i realize how odd it was. for organs and stuff. it kept my food cold. my point is we should have a bring your dog to work day. >> dana: they do have about some workplaces. >> jesse: i forget is this friday. >> emily: at fox? >> jesse: bring your dog to work day. one is that? someone just told me. >> dana: being raised as a service dog. it's not like bringing jasper to work. >> emily: if we all did it at once it would be great. >> greg: what happens to the robots? what will they bring to work? a toaster? little robots. a tiny circuit. >> juan: the bag, i hope you didn't get a liver sandwich. >> greg: you have to ask yourself if your kid can't come

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accidental president. and that was dana's book club. and i will be live tweeting the nfl draft tonight. i'm >> it's going to be great. >> all right. so you never know when someone from your past is going to pop back into your life. well, take a look at this video. that indianapolis colts player darius leonard. wait that's not him, that's a teacher. there is darius leonard. when martha isabel blew a tire on a remote road in a small south carolina town on easter sunday, she wasn't sure what she was going to do but then will come out leonard came to her rescue. isabella turns out liz leonard's high school biology teacher. the young linebacker is described by his former teacher by the way as having been kind of a class clown, and they said they had their differences and didn't get along while he was in school. but now he is a star in the nfl and jesse knows he leads the league in tackles and still has

a big part heart apparently. the video of darius changing his teachers tire went viral. more than a half million views on twitter alone and the teacher says she has a new appreciation. can everyone here change a tire? didn't think so. >> all right, let's do this. >> great fashion news. check out this little guy on the streets of paris getting ready for the summer rain. he's got a rain poncho, is looking and smart on the runway. >> that's why they are great. >> whenever animals are great starts, i watch their faces rock like you all want to die. like, i don't want to hear it

anymore. by the way, the animals are great, it's like the greatest thing this show has ever had. >> help us. [laughs] >> firefighters in florida use a little creative thinking and technology to save eight cute little ducklings from the storm drain. they video demo mike dubke to a duck, and they later joked in the post rescue tweet, our job is everything it's cracked up to be. and, obviously i know a lot about sports. >> are you serious? >> tyler murray is going to the

arizona cardinals. and by the way, i got a tip from espn about your favorite team, the redskins. >> at the washington football team. >> never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next with my pal, chris wallace. what's up, chris? >> dana, i will be watching her live tweeting of the draft. some of the party saying his time has passed. president trump welcomes biden to the race while insulting both biden and his rivals. in almost two decades after being officially eradicated, measles is back in the u.s. this is "special report." ♪ good evening. i'm chris wallace in for bret baier. joe biden says america is in a battle for its soul. tonight he is the 20th democrat to announce a bid to replace the