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young, vibrant man. i look at joe, i don't know about him. i don't know. >> dana: biden returning fire today on "the view." >> the best way to judge me is watch, c. i have the energy and the capacity. this is show me business. >> so you aren't sleepy joe? >> that is the first time i've ever been referenced that way by anyone else. >> dana: he was also asked about controversies that could hurt him in the primaries including allegations of violating personal space and his treatment of anita hill. >> are you prepared to apologize to those women? >> i am really sorry if what i did, if, in fact, they took it a different way.

sorry i invaded your space, i am sorry this happened. >> you reached out to anita hill and expressed some regret to her about the way you behaved back in 1991. >> in terms of -- if you go back and look at what i said and didn't say, i don't think i treated her badly. speak to the present is not waiting wasting any time, he is just gog to go for it right away. >> jesse: the sleepy thing definitely sticks, i didn't realize how sleepy he was until he answered questions about him being sleepy. there is going to be an issue for joe and i don't think he will have the temperament or the pallet to handle it. he's not used to being the front runner or used to being attacked from the left and he's not used to tough questions from the media. he is privileged, white,

straight, christian male in this primary, there's going to be moments either in the debate or on the trail where he is going to get attacked and he is going to snap and he's going to lose because he is frustrated and doesn't know how to handle himself. those will be the defining moments when people attack him. the other problem is media, barack obama had 100% media support. biden is not going to have that. you've seen now, "the daily beast" which is a traditional partisan attack ragged, they have a story saying out this was a bumbling and stumbling interview. he needs to consolidate media support because right now his opponents are dumping all the traditional media placements, these online publications, they don't like him anyway because he's too moderate and cable news i believe everybody knows on cable that joe biden is an overrated candidate than they are going to build them up and

tear him down and you just watch. >> dana: let me play this for you, talk about what jessie said and also howard dean's point. >> this party has been taken over by 35-year-olds, the people who won the races are 35 years old and they are mostly centrists. they get all the press. there is 37 people that come from orange county, texas, oklahoma, kansas. that's where we picked up the seats. >> i don't know what he was talking about there. it was like he was mad that they were young. i just realized, he scrambled my brain. the problem with joe biden is that he's been around for a long, long time and there is no defining positive achievement he

can .2. he is like that character on tv show that's there all the time, gunther on friends, the paris step. he's in every single episode but there's no impact. he is the guenther candidate, he is like your tonsils. if they're not there you're not going to miss your tonsils, dana. this is a battle between physical evidence and psychological effect. trump offers the physical evidence of achievement, jobs, great economy, gdp, stronger military. biden offers the psychological strategy. trump makes you feel bad. but the problem is it won't work because you don't have to like trump to vote for him, you don't. we've gone past the idea of personality and we are now looking at the practical elements of an administration and it's really an awesome time in history to have a president

who likes to participate like america's heckler. you're just going to go on for two years, trump is going to be america's heckler and it's going to be kind of fun. >> dana: we listen to another piece to what greg was just saying, joe biden about americans coming back. >> america is coming back like we used to be. ethical, telling the truth, moving it away. all those good things. >> dana: is that the rationale for his presidency, that he is going to bring us back to all the things we just said, is that the goal? >> juan: he wants to get us back away from what george connolly has now called "deranged donald." he's going to bring us back to civility, honest kinds of

conversations, not racial division, not bullying people. you know what i think you are missing here, the big news of the day is joe biden raising $6.3 million in 24 hours which way exceeds my expectations, i didn't think he was capable of it because a lot of it came from small donors who fueled bernie sanders and i had the impression that joe biden is -- has never been a great fund-raiser, would be able to go at it in this way. he did. donald trump going at him as sleepy or tired or dumb, it's just not true. he is intelligent -- let me finish. he is an intelligent man. i think most americans know that and when you see him on "the view" today, he's talking about his son and when he starts to cry in front of a mostly female audience, he comes across as

genuine, authentic, connecting with women in a way donald trump couldn't dream of. i know joe biden, i've dealt with him. joe biden was in the senate. six times sent to the senate by the citizens of delaware, he was not only the guy who was there ahead of judiciary but for many others but remember -- >> greg: he was great with anita hill, you are right about the women part. >> juan: people on both sides of the aisle, i know in your partisan world that doesn't make sense, he is the most esteemed senator of his time. >> dana: can i get emily in? the other people that initially came out -- a little bit of a broadside against biden was bernie sanders and elizabeth warren. bernie sanders attacking him for having a high rolling

fund-raiser last night in philadelphia and war -- it was kind of an arcane issue, she's never really liked him. >> emily: it makes sense to me that they came out swinging right away because they are the ones that have the most to lose. if anyone they will lose their supporters to biden. as the attacks increase, i feel like in terms of the president's attack, and to speak to your point, everybody's point, it makes me think of -- trump is our shark in the water and regardless of how much money biden raises he is similar to a jet in that he raised a ton of money to and ultimately it doesn't matter and trump smells that geriatric field and he's going after him because it's going to be easy to pick off and he would love to run against him in 2020 but it's easy to pick off now. he is 30 years of nothing and i think the argument of name

recognition there's also a lot of name fatigue and you can see in the media coverage, there is some reports the media was glowing reports of him and "the view" viewers love him. i am on the other flip side where this entire thing is totally laughable. >> juan: what i thought, i think it worked for him just like yesterday with the rollout, i know a lot of people said hey, why did he focused so heavily on charlottesville? today, donald trump is back on what he said about charlottesville -- wow. >> jesse: biden quoted thomas jefferson, a slaveholder. >> juan: robert e. lee was a traitor to the united states. he does not --

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>> in prison, the boston marathon bomber, on death row, they should be able to vote? >> i think we should have that conversation. >> you think the boston marathon bomber should vote while he is in jail? >> this is what i believe. >> jesse: president trump lasting bernie sanders for pushing the idea. >> the boston bomber, he should be voting? i don't think so. let terrorists that are in prison vote? i don't think so. when bernie sanders made certain statements the other day, i said, that's the end of his campaign. >> jesse: i think you could hear some clapping in the background. this is why they exist, jump on it, try to capitalize.

speak to this question was asked of the candidates on monday night, it's now friday, we've been talking about this for five days. it was asked by a junior in college and it has now turned into something that the president is talking about, the other thing that's going to happen and one of the reasons why i've been saying bernie sanders opened a can of worms because every democratic candidate all the way up and down the ballot, do you think terrorists should be allowed? the mayor of boston who is a biden supporter -- this is ridiculous, this is outrageous. the democrats are going to win massachusetts but overall the messaging is not good. >> jesse: i wonder if the cnn screens these questions beforehand. >> greg: you have to get credit, they went for it. it's proof that collusion exists, i think that bernie is colluding with trump to get

trump reelected. he's been paying him to come up with crazy left wing ideas to win reelection. every debate is going to offer one of these golden moments as long as bernie is there. i think that people like sanders and the democratic party think america is more left because of twitter and the media than it really is. i don't think they expected the kind of blowback they got there. >> jesse: we are going to go to the other side of the table that supports felons voting from behind bars. what did you think about the effectiveness of that ad from the rnc? >> juan: i thought it was vile. willie horton two-point oh, and appeal to the most basic emotions, you can't have murderers voting, you can't have terrorists voting. let's talk about it, let's talk about your constitutional right

to vote, let's figure it out. here's the thing, i'm not sure about that policy. but i think this, that place to bernie's brand. bernie is not mainstream, he is outside the mainstream and people looking for new ideas and struggling, they liked it. they see him as someone who is a trailblazer and not playing the way you want him to play. by the way you say their attitude, guess, i think bernie is the only one among the democrats to fully embrace this idea. that's not them, that's bernie. i think this place to bernie's -- young people love that he is outside the box and telling the establishment to go take a walk. >> jesse: i don't think bernie supporters care that he supports this, he didn't lose any votes here. >> emily: he didn't lose any votes at all. i think -- sure, i will say that

i think this ad from the rnc was fishing with dynamite and he did it to himself. for anyone -- for the primaries i think it will probably matter as this continues, and i think clearly knew slash, no one should be defending terrorists, it was super easy for this ad to exploit it and it will have an impact on him in the long run, by everyone else that is thinking he may have a better chance in 2020 and switch their vote in the primary. >> jesse: i think bernie will continue to be the lightning rod and everyone is going to be forced to react to him. >> greg: that one smart college kid in the audience. >> dana: can i had one thing that might happen? i mentioned that bernie and warren where the two that went after biden initially because

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>> juan: the latest social media mob outrage only seems to be that such a big deal when it turns out most americans are not paying attention. what we see on twitter doesn't come close to how most people think or feel. in fact, most people on the platform don't even tweet that much. about 80% of all tweets are sent by just 10% of the users. and of those users tend to be younger, more likely to be democrats and have higher incomes than average americans. emily, it struck me that this survey showed 65% of the people who do the most tweeting our women. i was so surprised, i thought for sure it was going to be young men but no, it's women.

>> emily: that interested me also. twitter is the only social media platform i have and to be it's like of fight club for people that can't actually hit or be hit because the audacity of the comments on their and look it's thrown around is just kind of shocking even though i know you guys hate that word. i try to contribute a reasonabl reasonable -- i try to contribute actual information and analysis and dana has suggested that maybe i simplify what i put out there. simplify it, like law class. >> juan: if you look at it, if you looked at her real, scientific -- here's what people

are saying. but what the survey indicates it is that's a trap. it's not represented, this is not scientific and here's the number for you. the 10% of people who tweet a lot, 138 times a month. what they are doing is just getting a very active subset. >> jesse: a small minority of hysterical voices that punch way above their weight. judging by how it skews, female, white, liberal, politically correct, college-educated. now i know that next time i get in trouble i'm just going to say, hey, listen, twitter is not real. my point is that the twitter culture does not reward conviction. if you stick your neck out there on twitter, you believe in something they will chop your

neck right off. they reward people that are offended, judgmental, and politically correct. you listen to imprisonment twitter injure afraid all the time. you are afraid of how twitter reacts to what you said so you are constantly reacting to twitter reacting to what you said and the mainstream media, it's time to take the shackles off, see it for the warped social media platform it is and just live your life. >> juan: i am agreeing with my colleague, it's very unusual. but it strikes me that the bots and the trolls, therefore get amplified because they are very active. i do something, people tell me hey, they keep attacking you day after day for the same thing you did a couple weeks ago. >> dana: it's also the same people. comments about the show that are negative about anyone person,

millions of people watch the show. we should focus on that. that's outrageous and i don't give that any attention. i will say that when the russians and those trolls were all around twitter and facebook, i was shocked by it. i had no idea that these were robots basically and i thought these were my fellow american saying these things and they couldn't spell. it turns out it was just russia. and when all of those accounts got purged it went away. it wasn't even real. >> juan: greg, it strikes me that the president's complaint was why am i losing followers? maybe you should be happy. >> greg: i can't look at

twitter because i don't believe anything on it anymore. every conflict, every kerfuffle is created and manipulated by a small, angry group of people. within that angry group of people are also the media. imagine all the people that have lost their jobs and their careers because companies, to your point, where cowering before this tiny not to come of knot of anger who they believed was bigger than it really was. stories that we've covered, covington, ask yourself, did twitter make those stories better or worse? twitter floods the zone with hysteria that drives any truth out, any kind of nuance is gone and companies, unfortunately, companies we all know and love cower before this. the question is what do you do as a normal person. do you get off twitter?

that's my first instinct but if you look at other institutions, academia is very left wing, entertainment is liberal, the media is liberal. if you walk away from social media you forfeit the ball to this tiny group of leftists. is it better to stay and fight, i don't really know. those people are still there and the companies will pay attention to that. if they come after jesse, you know -- here's the thing. a real community with the fake community, it's being replaced by the denials to converse, it's frightening. >> juan: i want to ask everybody at the table a question, do you still tweet? >> juan: >> greg: yes. >> dana: did you not watch me last night? the nfl draft?

i stopped reading about politics, i tweet about the nfl draft, promoting shows, when we went to nashville, i do those types of things but i don't use it as much. for breaking news i would recommend nuzzel. it's -- if you want to follow breaking news, it's a way to do that in other twitter type of fashion without the comments. >> juan: on your point, that was one of the specific allegations in a lawsuit for the covington boys was that "the washington post" and other media outlets purposely amplified using twitter and other social media outlets and that it wasn't just the original headline. it was that they subsequently continued to tweet and retweet in addition to also continuing to create headlines. >> juan: what about you? >> emily: yes, i tweet. >> greg: since twitter is a

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>> emily: check out greg. >> greg: these guys do not deserve -- this is painful. anybody could do a better job. >> emily: that looks real, though. that looks real. >> greg: i love the fact that they found skinny picture of me. >> dana: i want to take a vacation. >> greg: half the fun of vacation is making sure people you hate to see you having fun. >> juan: >> emily: it's all ins, it's fake -- you do it for the likes, you do it for the fear of missing out. even the things that are generally horrible anyway. this girl from the u.k., in the u.k. festivals are amazing and

the point is that everyone can hear, whatever. at coachella everything was so vip separated, the whole -- it was so, you pay a million dollars for your tickets, all your food is $1,000 kale chips, the whole thing sucks. >> greg: what do you think about burning man? >> emily: no thank you. i need to know. it i want to hear this. >> emily: when it came back, after multiple washes, it was caked into the system forever. >> jesse: how much coffee have you had a? >> juan: must have taken those magic pills. here's the thing that worries me, talk about fake news. this is a generation that is all into narcissism to the point that they will fake their own reality.

who they are is now just made up. they will sell this as their personal brand. there is an example in the notes about somebody who had to go back on and say "i'm so sorry, that was fake." >> jesse: the russians are getting involved in this, too, i saw the scam they had over in moscow. they rent a private jet, the jet never takes off the runway, they hang out in the jet for an hour, take pictures and the jet and put it all over instagram. >> greg: a lot of people go and stand in front of a judge to get their picture taken. are you going to any of the austin music festivals? >> emily: it is on my goal list. >> dana: have you been to stage stagecoach? >> emily: i'd like to, that's the country music one. we like to include you guys in the conversation. >> dana: i would never think

of vacation -- >> jesse: what about the preplanned vacation? >> greg: jesse mysteriously not on the show today. there is this weird thing that whenever you have a preplanned vacation, something happens -- >> dana: the day before. >> jesse: emily, what do you think about -- >> greg: the fun of vacation is waiting for it, that's where the dopamine rush comes from. that triggers the dopamine, the anticipatory drug in your brain and once you're on vacation -- when you're on the plane, this sucks. once you get to a certain point -- i'm terrible, i'm horrible. >> juan: >> emily: all right, y, "fan mail friday" is up next. ♪ newday's operation home lets veterans buy a home

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>> emily: [gasps] because my alarm just went off. >> greg: anyway, first thought when you wake up? >> juan: what time is it, where am i supposed to be, what's the first thing i have to do. the other day i didn't realize i was supposed to be over here. >> jesse: juan, you are on the air every day. same time every day. i'm 48 now, my first thought is "i have to go to the bathroom right now." >> greg: when you are 50 you've already done it three times. how we got there, i don't know,

dana. >> dana: my first thought is "where's jasper." >> greg: another slam at peter peter. >> dana: maybe he could have taken the vacation picture. jasper gets to come on the bed 15 minutes before everybody gets up. >> greg: my first thought is "hey, still here. still here. made it through the night terrors." that's something for the ages. indigo writes "when was the last time you were truly intimidated by someone or something? i'm going to go to you, jessie. because i don't see you as being intimidated by anything. >> jesse: it happens very

rarely, the other day i wanted to get an autograph by the center for the miami heat. i went up, big fan, wonder if you could get your autograph. and he goes "hold on a minute." and he just iced me out. i just sat there -- i'm jesse watters, i'm waiting for sl fee. he's not giving it to me, it's humiliating. it was bad. >> dana: when i came back from africa and the government shutdown had just started and we were going through security and the tsa agent was so mean, i was actually physically nervous. my phone was down in my bag, he goes "your phone is out." and then he said "where did you go" and i said "can you." "you didn't go anywhere else?" we had gone -- we had changed planes but if you don't go

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>> juan: it's friday night. how about a movie? yes, how about the biggest box office smash movie ever, "avengers: end game." the movie had the highest preview sales ever, taking in 60 million bucks and earned already $300 million internationally. it beat out the previous record holder for "star wars: "the force awakens"." there is one problem with this movie. three hours long. the theaters can sell only so many sheets, so they can sell it throughout the night. you can go anytime you want. let's grab some popcorn. greg? >> greg: i don't know what that means, dana. you're disgusting. great you better watch it or you are dead for me. now it's time for this.

greg's correspondents dinner news. as you know, the correspondents dinner is tomorrow, but the media, they are already lining up to get in. they are there, they are trying to get in. look at the end. they all dress the same for the correspondents dinner. it's so exciting to be at the correspondents dinner. isn't it, you bunch of -- i'm done. jesse? >> jesse: time for my feeding frenzy. >> greg: always fantastic. >> jesse: you know when you are making s'mores, roasting the marshmallow, you have to get a hard piece of chocolate from the hershey bar? and it doesn't go with the shell? we have a solution. stuff puff marshmallow. they have a chocolate piece inside the marshmallow so it just melts together. everybody try a bit of this is more. here you are, greg.

i tried some of my daughters yesterday, so these are approved by watters' world. i think we have a picture of me, but we don't. >> these are great. >> i think it's wrong. >> why? >> this is taking away the effort. >> dana: it's not as messy. >> jesse: cleanup is much, much cleaner. >> jesse: waters wildlife edition. >> emily: the def leppard performance -- nfl draft took over the city when they were there with their gal pals trying to celebrate. watch. >> i don't want to hang out with a bunch of football guys. i'm good. i already have to watch football's on sunday. >> you get married ones. how often does not happen? >> every freaking year.

>> emily: that was actually hilarious! yes, the famous pedal taverns pushed off the street. it's hilarious! >> dana: see you monday. >> president trump says he feels like a young man at 72 and he could beat joe biden easily. the economy grows 6% annual clip, far outpacing expectations. and we'll look at both sides of the debate over a universal basic income. this is "special report." good evening, i'm shannon bream in for bret baier. president trump says he's taking a couple of victory lap says he is heading into the weekend. the president spoke to an enthusiastic support of group today at the national rifle association in indianapolis. once again, claim exone