thanks adam and that -- lots of snow. i'm telling you what, with that what does it for us thank you for joining us. thank you for staying with us. choosing the fox news channel. >> sometime use don't say it. >> correct title of the sock if you immediate to look it up is whoop there it is. the first word is whoop there it is. whoop -- ♪ >> whoop w-h-o-o-p. did you know that in maybe the title was whoop? or maybe oops? [laughter] oops there it is. poop there it is. tag line is poop there it is. you thought it was whoop. oops, whoop or poop that is about to be the theme song for the trump white house for their response to the mueller report whoop there it is. oops there it is. they it. the white house whoops --

whoop there it is. whoops there goes msnbc. ♪ [cheering]ms >> it is official bernie sanders is working for the republican parties. people with felony records should be allowed to vote while in prison do you think this would support people like the boston marathon bomber a convicted terrorist and murderer? >> if somebody commits a serious crime sexual assault, murder, they're going to be punished i think the rights to vote is inherent to our democracy. yes, even for terrible people. even for terrible people. [laughter] probably because they'll vote democrat. [laughter] i kid. but bernie that makes no sense. you think a guy in jail for murder can't have his rights taken away.

what is it about being in jail that's you're missing? he is in jail. he can't go outside. the toilets have no seat. seem like not voting is the least of his concern. but -- hey i guess bernie wants the guy on death row to vote. makes sense he could pull one lever before we pull other. terrible. [laughter] it's almost -- [cheering] almost taig color made for an rnc ad. >> police testifying both brothers were shooting that and throwing pipe bombs and one pressure cooker bomb. >> you think boston marathon bomber should not after the society but while he's in jail. you sure about that? >> you know this is what i believe. believe in the mark orer -- paid for by bernie sanders.

[laughter] what a great issue to champion making sure that boston bomber can vote. i guess chucking orphans down a well didn't score as high in focus groups. isn't colluding with trump or maybe thanks to the activist media starngdz seeks america is just as nuts as him. no we are not. evens cher is against this that means it is time for -- >> cher is -- right. >> i'll have you know thats cost over 100,000 dollars. it is true, though, cher tweeted that even this idea by bernie is too crazy for her and she dated gene simmons. and michael bolton. not john bolton but bernie still won't let go. inch sent that because the right to vote is essential if you are

a citizen, you have the right to vote. and that is a right we must protect because we know that history of this country. we know that women didn't have the right to vote. we know that african-americans didn't have the right to vote. criminals are like women and black -- >> digging his own grave but he's working on whole cemetery. hey. but let the boston bomber vote. >> let the boston bomber volt he should be voting. i don't think so. [laughter] let terrorists that are in prison vote. i don't think so. [laughter] >> i don't think so. >> that is the party is is on a leftward downward spiral that make you wonder how left can had this party go?

college sb important and should be free. college shouldn't just be free but managed managed story go to college then you go to prison. >> prison you can still vote. you're a murderer or a vote. terrorist. you immediate to raise the minimum wage res lease 40 an hour. 100 dollars an hour. one thousand dollars an hour. as long as you're in prison only terrorist and murderers we should balance with more terrorists and murdersers. well that is latest -- theba electoral college needs to go. >> one person, one vote. one person, vote. have an pet, a pet gets three votes. a cat gets five votes what about serial killers kill ten get ten votes. >> this is weirding me out. rich don't pay muff in taxes they must pay her more. we need a death tax. you die, we tax you.

mymy plan tax you after you die. >> a ghost tax. >> what about terrible personality taxes. and taxes on ugly babies. taxes on jerks who stood me up at the prom you know what you did tristan. sanctuary cities. no sanctuary houses i'm talking about your house. >> sanctuary hot tub. >> you have a hot tub i have a right to be in it. >> i'm rick and i'm running for president. >> i'm jenny and i'm running for president. >> i just broke out of maximum prison certifiably insane and i'm running for president. [cheering] >> meanwhile -- [applause] meanwhile sleepy joe finally woke up and boy is he woke. [laughter] >> we are in the battle for the soul of this nation.

i believe history will look back on four years with this prison, and only embracing a moment in time but if we give donald trump eight years in the white house, hehe will forever and fundamentally alter character of his nation who we are and i i cn stand by watch that happen and today i'm announcing my candidate city for president of the united states. >> wow i dozed off during that. so joe says trump is worse than war. terror, disease, and cream of asparagus combined somehow i don't think the believe he knows that and i'mr not sure what he believes isn't that weird. this guy has been around forever and has no defining political achievement. he's like that tv character in a show thatt is always there. and you don't know why -- like a janice from friends -- screech -- daffney from scooby-doo.

velma on the crime. biden has been around a a while he's like your appendix it's there all of the time but you don't know about it until it burst and what is his message? hey guy i'm still here. but i guess i just feel like a young man had. i feel like a young man i can't believe it i'm youngest person i am a young vibrant man. i look at joe -- i don't know about him. i don't know. [applause] can't be good if michael avenatti bends over backwards to endorse you but barack obama doesn't. a popular two term president says no. but the sleaziest says yes that's like head cheerleader

turn you go down for prom but the 400 pound janitor with spider web tattoo on his face said sure why not? because next question should be -- who should joe's vp be? joe is old and kind of slow, and not that bright. so to balance his ticket, he needs someone who is what's that word -- conscience. [laughter] so joe -- wants america to return to good old days of bt before trump but were they good if they gave us a change agentbu like trump compae today's economy foreign policy and jobs, to back then -- if you want to go back in time, joe, i'm afraid you're going to be going alone. [applause] [cheering] >> everything -- >> welcome -- with fan paper. plus co-host --

he's so funny he can milk come out of a cow's nose comedian joe davito loudest from detroit a mustang host of the pop cast -- tip and he stays with a lawn mower former wwe superstar. [applause] this is going to be greatest election ever because not only do yiewf all of these kaingts you have trump as america's heckler. >> i can't add anything to what you said. you watched what joe biden had had to say he has absolutely nothing one of the few. you watch it? >> yeah. is that a beautiful place for him to be and a still crappy. "new york times" rambling and fumbling generally incoherent i'm sorry -- but i'm not sorry because i'm joe biden kind of like me i've been guy that's been around this whole time and i touch people

inappropriate. kind of nice about it. it's all fun, and thing about bernie is, when he said that line about the -- about boston bomber the whole crowd cheered. >>yeah. whole crowd he's speaking to a base that believes what he has to say. he's running for one thing. to win the primary. he'll deal request trump later on. >> yeah. yeah but he says what he believes say what you want about him. >> because of that. he's opposite of biden he actually knowsli what he believs biden is happy to play a politician on tv. [laughter] joe . fox -- go wherever you want to go. but i'll say first of all democrats way to frame the issue. [laughter] good choice of defending boston bombers right to vote. that's d like if they said literacy is important do they get to the prison library soon enough? the only problem i care about for him vote for last meal anything before that i'm not interested -- so -- [laughter] so -- >> they want to be vegan.

[laughter] yep. >> they say we need to have a conversation okayf well the conversation is when you're in jail, for a felony you don't get to vote and when you're out rehabilitated yourself and repaid debt to society you can reconsider it and a not difficult to have a conversation over but democrats now they really are looking for what's the most or far left worse person worse position you cann take to signal your virtue and pay the price for it because trump is going to have whole primary of tearing apart and going to shred. >> my favorite was when they asked kamala harris that question and she said we can have a conversation. like yeah -- i think that's what that guy was trying to do by asking that question.th [laughter] like -- i think that's what he was going for plus if i would have been thatnk moderator i would have asked her are you busy now? [laughter]

because -- we were told you have a lot of this time for answering questions so -- the conversation now works for me. i just come on have an opinion you're running for president you don't get to say i don't know anymore. >> all of the time in the world to know that she's a prosecutor she owns gun by the way. that's not good for progressives. pirate -- thoughts? take it away. >> you know, i actually felt bad for the first time in my life for old white guys. flf i mean that became a term. yeah. bunch of old white guys walking in here running for president can you believe that? disgusting. i was like wow. this is -- bizarre i thought the whole point tofts get even playing field not the best man, woman whatever, no, no no white people all out. they were laughing because that's kind of true they're upset that the poll numbers are leaning towards yeah. old white guys. >> yeah. and it is disgusting apparently so that's fun for me to watch.

never in my life would i ever thought it was a tv and not e me anan any friends complaining but other white people complaining about -- too many damn white people running w for president. [laughter] but like -- we made it. we're -- there and cory booker is probably most violent fern in my life he will agree to whatever the left tells him would you a vicewoman with as president. of course she's actually parked in the car not parked in the right car but on or her way here. she'll be right here. he's -- so afraid yep of this -- left monster that it really enjoyable tv. >> it is. it is going to be a great two year time is run aring out. to get your if i if i tickets ts remaining tulsa, oklahoma down south and go for ticket information up next is twitter

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superstupid topic starts trending on twitter or how one small thing because a huge scandal in o minutes ending with in a poor sap losing job or career or how can you having ton feast feast koa destroying a kid's life a large majority of tweets comeses from a small minority ofli left wing angry tweeters. the study comes from pugh research, and showses that 10% of the users unload 80.of all tweet, in fact, most people on twitter really don't tweet at all medium users tweets twice a mngt and only 25 followers. how do you it like that while rest of rues living our lives in real world. a few people are setting the narrative on twitter and that narrative is usually negative angry and small. worse it is a storyline that shapes the media take on the news often ruining careers overnight am i right rhetoric?

yeah thank frederick. i said this many times that twitter is not representative of real life agree or disagree. >> i don't know because it is my life. [laughter] >> i don't even understand what life would be like without it. >> stop it. whanch do people did it all day how do you know which grandpa in alabama hate your with glasses if you're the not on twitter? how do you get this trouble with employer who paid you for something you're not getting paid for like what do you do when you're lying in bed next it a loved one what do you do with your hands? i can't -- >> nobody answer. yajt think social media is trouble in general once in college i was on facebook and i was trying to stalk my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. but i wasn't paying attention and i accidentally made her name my status and my crashed i haded to walk up to library and it was like that for 20 minutes don't say i never went through anything. that was the real hero he had

went to afghanistan. but -- >> did you ever make your status someone's name? >> no. okay. joe every story so smol the to kavanaugh made worse by twitter. a weirdo flood the zone hysteria. >> opposite of instagram it is look how great my life is twitter is with a plastic channeler. i like twitter better a 120 character limit and say nope not for me there's not. no more of this. >> thing that bugs me is this weird community on twitter, actually rejects real aauthentic community no empathy no sympathy, and no sense of forgiveness or willingness to apologize. >> what -- what i don't have a joke about this story because this really both bothered me and scares me a little bit because --

10% of anything is nothing. but our mainstream media sees a 10% and tries to convince us that it is what's really going on inn the united states. >> exactly. that is so dangerous. >> and we see that. and like -- this really bothers reading this story this really bothered me because they come off they portray this as if everybody in this roomm feels that way. >> uh-huh. >> that's weird that i'm not and this needs to be a disclaimer every time there's a tweet there needs to be also by the way, just so you know this person represents less than 10% because people tweeting most on twitter are greg and president donald trump -- 25% of it of the 10% you're with at least two of you together at least -- >> promote this show and it doesn't help because our show is so hot that twitter -- of course.

[applause] whew. house on mountain top so you can have a clear signal to tweet. just so you know. it's true. all right the pete i agree with your side kick but i -- where i disagree -- [laughter] >> don't you introduce him as ouch is? >> like to meet him? really funny. no i would not but to me this study is obvious. ivelings it is. where can i start a firm that does poll and studies to points out thingses that we already know. crazy people that are angry. you know make a lot of money doing that. >> i think they miss one thing, though, where is alcohol consumption in this bowl? [laughter] >> it involves my intake goes up by tweeting goes up. >> you drink gin it is a dangerous food. >> dangerous. i know. i know -- boring without that. i don't like twitter but i stay on it and makes me feel filthy

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>> live from america news headquarters i'm jon scott learning more about yesterday shooting inside a synagogue near san diego. one woman was killed and three other people hurt in the shooting. including the synagogue rabbi. police say the 19-year-old suspected gunman called 9-1-1 to report the attack. he has no criminal record but authorities are looking into his possible role in a mosque arson last month. police are investigating the shooting as a possible hate crime. attorney general william barr is threatening to cancel his scheduled testimony only the mueller report this week before the house judiciary committee. this over a dispute about the format of the hearing march rejected idea of any additional rowngdz of questioning. house judiciary committee jared senate her threatening to subpoena bar if he refuses to show up i'm jon scott see you at the top of the hour for the "fox report." thousand back to the show.

>> can't beat them impeach him even though mol or report reported no conclusion trying to get together any evidence to impeach trump and as predicted they chase the waning flame that is obstruction. >> impeach of the proceedings are up to the house. they're going to have to make that decision. i am in this senate. >> do you think house should move for impeach ?ment >> made it pretty clear that he deserves impeachment also leave it to hogs and senate to figure that out. >> congress it take steps to impeach the. >> how the facility has to come from it and toos for that accountability is the impeachment process. >> all right now i get it when economy is strong and there are no big ugly awards what else is there? they're never going win white house when things are good why not impeach? besides the fact that it is impossible. but let's face it impeachment talk is really just therapy since god knows he's left --

>> turns out even redacted version of the mueller report is like a really good ragu it is just better the second day you do same thing about chinese talkout too. it is good when you get it but after it iss not overnight in te fridge chilling, for a little while next day -- tastier. [laughter] cory, write this down. cory write o this down get a pen off the tip of your finger write it from here on out it is only about crime in the future. how donald trump ran the greatest presidential campaign in history. how's that for a reelection bumper sticker? right? [laughter] four more years. four more years. so he can run out statute on limitations on multiple felony charges over and above and two campaign finance felonies already. four more years for that. [laughter] >> someone has been hitting the the edibles.

i get it because -- sometimes joe hard to gauge ouch to eat from an edible. >> i don't like when they give you a cookie with a warning. >> imagine it is if democrats devoted this much energy to vision to creating an actual vision. >> or worry about an election that's coming up instead of trying to win one that you lost that is already taking place several earlier. itit is not -- yeah. [applause] but you know what, i think that killer voting rights is is going to be the -- position that really puts it in it place this time. >> yeah. that they can accept the problem that left is they insist on their smarter than everyone that is why they're so popular that they're so smart and they think that wow, regular people went out to vote and knew something did something we don't like they can't think well that's the way the l world is they think the world must be wrong. >> right so world cheated and if you wantt to think about a gift

to give to putin to disrupt or process it is this nonsense we have the election. s it was fair, the guy didn't like won. too badet deal with it and moven it is not shredding our democratic institution. >> there you go. pirate every time i hear this stuff it makes me think that being a politician senator congresswoman shouldn't be a full-time job if they have all of this time right, all of this time to have these hearings and stuffti clearly they should have another job. >> well, i would like to actually bring that model over here -- [laughter] a piece right now -- what's your[l hearing? playoff game i have to get to bottom of what's going on apparently there's a lot of illegal traveling and i need to get to that put a team together by close friends -- to get to bottom of it. this is where we're at. here's the thing.

impeachment only seals reelection. because as an american citizen last thing i want is my vote to be taken away from me. >> right. or my ability to choose -- >> right. we have the mueller report. i have it at home. i haven't printed it yet i'm getting there. a lot of sports only so it is tough but i -- you have the right as american citizen to look through that report and if you are offended or bothered by the -- outrageous angry things he said to do where his staff that he paid to keep him from hurting himself stops him from doing -- if that's what you are unkivel with and you don't want to vote for him by all means do not vote for that president. but it is your decision it is the people will speak. >> that if you don't want trump in run a good campaign, maybe you outvote him. but here's thing they keep going with this type of this

impeachment hearing after hearing going after, spit on sidewalk many 1996 get him or for it you keep doing these things what is do they do when he gets popular vote this time? >> yeah. what will happen then? >> yeah. you know, pete it is like they don't want -- they don't want to run an actual election. it is rather undue last one, of course. i've got to ask, though, which member of your staff do you submit to a cruel unusual punishment watching -- [laughter] good question. >> johnny -- watches it and piengdz p p finds that -- tell you this i feel like trump isis almost inducing them to go for impeachment like you want -- he knows they can't resist it and public obstruction now with his tweets building case he won't let them investigate that's ultimately where it is going. they cannot resist. they have nothing to run on

other than hating him. but ultimately i was in new hampshire i was not in new hampshire. i was in delaware i don't know where i am in "fox & friends" half of the time i was in delaware morningses ago talking to voters even democrats who say he's a good guy but why talking about mueller i don't i don't ct mueller and they believe all of that nonsense. they want to talk aboutn those issues not this stuff. >> final thoughts on this -- >> well if the democrats actually tryo to impeach trump t wouldn't work and he just become more popular like happen with clinton in 80s and i do have is an analogy. >> excellent. so yeah. so it is one of those things that you want to make sure it is beginning to work out in your favor before you try it. [laughter] like going through your boyfriend's phone to see if he's cheating on you. right, because if you do find racy messages or you find like a list of people that he slept with while you were dating -- which happens. [laughter] happen ad to me. so happened there were 17 of

greg. >> really ?fnlgt 17 of them but you know if you find that you take the -- and i wasn't even on it. >> i'm sure that was out of respect you're defending him. >> i'm a guy so if you find that you take the person down but if you don't you end up looking like a jerk and look pathetic like a loser go through my phone he's the victim same thing that happened with with trump. >> that's a very good analogy. >> 17th what was the time frame? >> one year where did he finded time is? >> i don't know. talking about ufo's good-bye flying in the sky up next -- my insurance rates are probably gonna double. but dad, you've got allstate. with accident forgiveness they guarantee your rates won't go up just because of an accident. smart kid. indeed.

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navy is outcalling them uap's unexplained aerial phenomenon this after a series of unauthorized unidentifiable aircraft that found under the circumstances way into our air space. now the navy is not suggesting these a aliens from another planet but this proanl why they're calling them uap and not ufo's i'm confused former pentagon entail official say these should be w explored not ignored. i agree. i myself spotted many of ufo and i photographed them with a hope of having them identified by military experts. here's some i have observed talk a look at this one. yep or very loud -- with deadly blades on its head i believe this is some kind of weapon it always seems to follow children. [laughter] then there's this, this creepy slow moving all looking down clearly done for spying. and wow look at this.

this alien seems if to want to communicate with us. and it is offing deal of some kind. ands this concern this is justa bird. all right, thai thought on ufo. unidentified flying object alien anything you don't know is a ufo. rebranding never works. ihop, ihop, no -- you still call it even with a giant b ihop bro -- rebranding neverve works. so i don't know why, what how much money is this costing us like taxpayers -- >>or stationary mow. they have to have all ufo stationary. >> like what -- reasoning. something that doesn't exist. >> what about the bathroom power? you have what do you have the monogram to have ufo now uap when they land. they have to make that -- >> bathroom in towel -- theyha have to take showers they have to -- >> bathing aliens not the point

of my story. [laughter] >> take away this bathroom alien. you know the show. >> what's wrong with taking baths with aliens? not rebrand alien. to prove the reason ufo so why change the name? why was it so shriveling constant bathing here's what i don't understand this explosion of smart phone and no cor sponging explosion of ufo sightings, 1970s they were everywhere. they didn't have any phones yeah now everyone has a camera with them all of the time. i really thought we were going to see kick as alien footage and it is mostly fights at burger king. [laughter] yeah. i don't like unidentified flying octobers because i think it object if thrps them but trump n the white house so hilarious because in movie alien land and say humanity puts their

differences aside and russia and china north korea, the u.s. aliens would land and wouldn't nows because we're fighting over hat. come back later. who are you with? ail jeans. are you with us? resist trump. alien -- >> one side after the sign. he has a sign and other would say out of state. you get free college give you free college. [laughter] so true. i have a feeling light form first like us then they created technology. then they created artificial intelligence, with which then took over. knocked overlord forever silence the universe so they're just dead. and that's where we're headed. pete we're all dead. soon -- soon -- yes. yes. no idea what you just said. >> neither do i. i don't know why i said it. pretty good theory i will disagree withno a dangerous

proposition what about when dominono rebranded terrible piza rebranded now i eat it. >> got rid of the noise when i was a kid. what else -- what was it about? >> maybe aliens are getting more -- >> but still dominoes didn't rebrand. >> saying no -- hold on. i retired from delaware hold on. disagree -- [laughter] you -- they didn't change name to dom mows to cars. [laughter] >> no, they didn't. dominoes arby. they have the -- four sandwiches -- [laughter] >> no. [applause] i think maybe we should worry a little bit more about the chinese. they're getting sophisticated focus there. >> you think chinese should rebrand? >> they are -- all right cats something tell me you believe in aliens. might have dated one.

>> extra arm, greg. [laughter] >> what? >> for shopping and texting. how happy would she be with with a guy texting her every 15 minutes it would be heaven on earth. >> look at hand holding. i spent a lot of time today like five minutes -- thinking about whether people who say they see aliens are telling the truth. because my first thought is no -- but then i thought about it, greg. and imagine what it would have to take for you and how certain you would have to be before you went and reported that you had seen an alien because you know that once you do that everyone is going to think you're crazy. >> yes. so responseen you're going to is all right buddy and then everyone walk around calling you the e.t. forever and nobody likes being called e. t. not even my brother and his name elliot tip. >> is he kind of shriveled? >> not last time i saw him and

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greg: >> did you lie on the beach our lie aboutou the beach? [laughter] i wrote that. a new study finds that americans are lying about how great their vacations are even creating phony photos to prove it. about two-thirds of those survey which i believe is almost half, pete, say they lied about their last get away especially when it comes to weather, hotel stuff they saw. meanwhile photo editing service such as fake a vacation and chrome photos lets users submit pictures superposing them on new fake backgrounds anybody can do this. for example, maybe you want to make your friend think you went to barcelona, or barcelona or great wall of china no problem. now honestly i can't relate to this i show people the real thing take my last vacation. here's me in lew dobbs -- new years. neww years in aspen. [laughter] great time, and here we are the year before you think this was

south beach. south beach. yeah south beach. so much fun we never took our suit off. and e here we are i think before in brazil. guy has special power for finding nearest hot tub. cat is this pathetic. see i just thought this was interesting. smg because it made me realize apparently you're supposed to be trying to impress people with your instagram. because i'm just kind of sharing you know -- i thought that maybe i shouldn't have posted that video of me putting a warm compress on a sty on my eye and post fewer pictures without hair and makeup once i posted without my hair and makeup done and someone commented this was so brave of you to post. like they were trying to be nice but that was 100% the meanest thing -- they could have possibly said to me like -- i should be afraid to show my pace i do feel bad it be. thank you.

>> never i've never post it again. >> joe. what catch -- so fake good looking people post pictures of themselves without makeup and go this is me without makeup. oh, look how -- i've never once done that. >> oh. never once done that. kardashian do it all of the time that's purpose of instagram i think it is not a lie if you believe it. and -- [laughter] it's true. the point is not to have vacation take photo but vacation is what you put up instagram is a sham. i don't think there's such a thing as avocado i don't think they exist in real world. >> yeah. quite tasty. i think a small protip is if you're doing that don't take a public picture and then use it in your -- fake picture. [laughter] compare them to each other. >> exactly. a little bit more sophisticate but photo you choose yours were with carefully selected. me and lew travel world in our

private vote.d. can i get invited -- >> no. only room for me with lew. you come near him you're dead. everybody loves to post vacation photos because -- h well some people i agree. want to make sure that people theyot hate know you're having fun. >> no i think you're giving way too much credit you havee to understand social media instagram, with the new truth is the lie. they lie about everything. it is not just about vacations are the least -- someone takens average picture it is at a angle meet them in person, like hey -- i can't do that when i meet you. you know like -- entire thing is a lie living in separate houses and don't speak all pictures are like us with kids at church and then we have the family meal and then we built church for other people together but in real life don't look at me i'm not. lawyer said we have to meet once a week but literally so -- lying it is a lie.

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>> [applause] >> i'm greg gutfeld, and i love you. >> [applause] >> a southern california city is still reeling after the deadly shooting at a synagogue yesterday as worshipers gathered for the last day of passover. good evening i'm john scott and this is the fox report. the san diego area community of poway holding vigil to remember the woman killed in the shooting and the hero rabbi of the synagogue spoke just moments ago we have fox team coverage, ellison barber with the latest on the white house response but we begin with william la jeunesse live in poway, california. william? reporter: well john, rabbi golds tein just gave us a terrible rendition of really a recount of what happened yesterday when he came face to face with a man who shot him who took his finger and took the life of one of his very close