♪ >> dana: hello, everyone. i am dana perino with dagen mcdowell, juan williams, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." dramatic images coming from the streets of venezuela. chaos breaking out after opposition leader juan guaido called for military uprising to end a socialist regime of nicolas maduro. thousands of protesters clashing with security forces in the capital city of caracas. we have seen teargas being fired, rocks being thrown, and gunshots ringing out. listen to this.

[popping] the next video showing a disturbing scene of an armored military vehicle plowing into a crowd of protesters. this new uprising not moving nicolas maduro. he says he won't back down. the government is calling the demonstrations a "terrorist act." president trump is monitoring the situation and saying that the u.s. fully supports the people of venezuela. jesse, at some point this was going to come to my head but one of the big concerns and senator rick scott talked about it this morning, you have russia and china, in particular russia and the cubans basically they are negating our efforts using sanctions to try to push out the regime. >> jesse: a proxy war between america and russia right now and strangely democrats are siding with russia. although maybe not so strangely if you think about it. russia has interfered in syria, interfered in ukraine and now they are interviewing in our own hemisphere, venezuela. we have to dislike about it. if we can take a step back and be honest about what latin america is like, we go one

decade it's our guy, the next decade you have the socialist takeover and then each side steals from the people. and then we have to get involved. it's a total mess but at the same time when you have a socialist fact regime that is shooting people, cutting out electricity and cracking down on freedom of assembly and the media, you can't allow that to happen. right now people like bernie sanders or omar or even cnn seem to be going along with russia propaganda, not condemning the guy in charge right now. acting like we're doing something bad while all we are trying to do is maintain democracy and maintain some semblance of order. at this point it looks like we have to be tough on russia. i don't want to get involved militarily but we have been warning about this for a long time. if you confiscate people's weapons, if you see is their private property, if you read the natural resources of a country and then all of a sudden there's no peaceful transfer of power, this is exactly what

happens. >> dana: greg, one of things i thought of today is that we've been without a u.n. ambassador for a while because nikki haley had resigned on the new person has not been confirmed yet. but i feel like the world is missing her voice right now. >> greg: or my voice. my voice. they are missing my voice. >> dana: you have the floor. >> greg: that's why i'm here. events like this are grim. he don't know how they're going to turn out. the socialist never goes quietly. they don't say you know what, things didn't work out. my mistake. try the free market stuff. that is the cruel joke of socialism. if you give them what they want, which is power, then everything goes to hell which is why the clever socialist wants to be protected from themselves but the smartest socialist is a capitalist, i.e. like bernie sanders. be in america where you can be a socialist because the capitalist system and the free markets will bail you out. they are the adults.

you can be the socialist child that plays around. once the child gets control of the toys, everything is gone and the lesson and i try to bring it up, the lesson wyatt fails is centralized government means there's one failure, the whole thing falls apart. the entire cake gets poisoned. decentralized government prevents that some of one part fails, 49 others can succeed. that's why in the united states we have a lot of great cities and a lot of terrible ones or a few terrible ones. it's kind of odd how the ones that are really bad or actually closest to the model of socialism. >> dana: i was going to say that socialists in america are protected by the bubble wrap of capitalism. >> greg: you just summarized my point delightfully. >> jesse: they want to pop the bubble wrap and want to annoy everybody. >> greg: i don't think they want to pop it. they like it. >> dana: juan, i won't ask you to carry on that metaphor but what do you think about the ministrations response so far?

john bolton today, national security advisor at the white house, was very specific calling out three officials in venezuela who had already said they would support guaido and he's basically saying you've got to step up and do it. it also maybe put the target on their back. >> juan: in specific the military. that is key. what set things off today was that guaido was able to stand with some members of the military and say it's time for maduro to get out. it was evidence the military was siding with him, and maduro said it's a coup. it's unfair. all the rest. to me what's key here is understanding that we, the united states, support not only democracy but stability. this is a real threat because it impacts immigration. people try to get out of there, get to another country. you have russians and cubans who are heavily present inside and supporting maduro which brings us to the point, bolton says,

our national security advisor, nothing is off the table. wait a second. i don't think most americans think venezuela should be the next afghanistan and we should send military troops. >> dana: no one has said we need to send troops to venezuela. that's another straw man. >> juan: i don't think so. i think jesse spoke from the heart. when you have the russians they are, we got to say this is our neighborhood. venezuela has the largest proven reserve of oil in the world and if they think they can come in and dominate the economics of the oil supply, that's a threat to us and our hemisphere. the question is do you want to become militarily involved? bernie sanders is right saying no. >> dana: no one is saying you have to send 30,000 troops to back them up. >> juan: i don't know. >> dana: they are not saying anything and they are not talking about troops. they are saying all options are on the table. what about the markets today? >> dagen: you didn't see a dramatic reaction. i want to point out something

greg was talking about. this is an ideology that's been preached and took quote mary anastasia o'grady at "the wall street journal" editorial page was a student of latin america, it's a country that's been corrupted by the vast oil reserves. it's also ideological. it is, as she said, throughout the entire 20th century for the most part, the intelligence, intellectuals, academics, educators, politicians have basically swamped the population with socialist pap. that's her phrase. if you stick it to their rich, that is the path to paradise. as the government intervened in the economy, particularly through exchange controls, damaged living standards and the danger is that the venezuelans still voted for more of it. they've been taught to hate success, hate entrepreneurs and

what's the phrase? in the name of social justice and they were setting up the country to fail and now you have basically people eating garbage, individual starving to death and basically a dystopian society. >> juan: a contrary point of view, i don't know that the intellectuals -- i think maduro is a power-hungry guy who's broken the constitution of venezuela, he held an illegal election and see you have fewer people turning out. he disbanded the national assembly, put in place his puppets. >> dagen: but this ideology has been instilled in the venezuelan people for decades. look at hugo chavez. he destroyed the country. >> greg: our intellectuals, i.e. sean penn, oliver stone, danny glover. >> jesse: as russia tries to sink his teeth into venezuela, where is adam schiff. we are all these hawks for the last two years thing we have to

take on russia? i haven't seen any tough talk from them. russia right now is in our backyard. >> greg: juan said your response was from the heart. he doesn't have a heart, juan. [laughter] >> dana: another 2020 candidate putting on a massive climate change proposal to the tune of $5 trillion. we'll fill you in next.

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>> greg: remember beto? yesterday he said earth only has ten years left with no action is taken on climate change. >> i want to make sure that

those who work in the oil and gas industry, those who are, fossil fuel industry are brought along as partners to make sure that we make this transition and then ten years that we have left to us, as the scientists tell us. >> greg: now it's ten years. to save humanity, he proposes spending 5 trillion over three decades. i don't get it. this begs the question why. i think he saw aoc claim we only had 12 years left and he thought oh, yeah? i can do it in ten. it's like a hysterical version of "name that tune" minus the tunes, just the loons. why the return to global scare tactics? i blame trump. america's economy is booming, unemployed for everyone is at a historic low. manufacturing jobs returned by the hundreds of thousands. there are people working out who never worked a day in their lives. look at jesse. [laughter]

apocalypse trump no longer works. we are back to chicken little theater. this won't stop beto from using jets, trains, or automobiles. rationing is for the little people but not for him. just a month ago he was the media's bff, earnest platitudes propped up by wealth that masked decades of failures. to vanity fair, he was king. to the rest no doze who lectures everyone, a motivational speaker in search of an audience. mayor pete is smarter, plus he can speak without inflicting collateral damage on bystanders. [exhales] i'm done. dagen, what do you make of his plan? >> dagen: the whole thing doesn't work. tell the american people they are going to pay $5, $6, $7 for gasoline. reduced power plant emissions by 30% since 2005 because of

private industry. because were discovering more and more natural gas. prices are collapsing. the energy industry has created millions of jobs but i'm going to wipe all that away for a campaign slogan. good luck on that. this is a sign of desperation, so eric swalwell will clearly want to be cornering that vote. mayor pete and his husband and his two dogs, very authentic, very charming, the family. he doesn't look enough like a kennedy to get that voting block to care. so he's done. >> greg: he has half a kennedy. i think beto hooked his wagon to aoc. >> jesse: i would not hitch my wagon to aoc. >> dana: she said his plan was not bold enough. there you go. >> jesse: hear what i would say, greg. i am still smarting from the commentary. we'll talk about that in the

commercial break. if someone calls you on the phone and says you're going to die in ten years unless you give me all your money, that's a scam. he is a scam artist, and everyone knows it. before i rake him over the coals, i want to give some facts. i brought charts. >> dana: i love charts. >> jesse: >> greg: dagen appron my charts. i'm going to give them to juan. america reducing co2 emissions. look at china and the ee you and india. they are emitting like crazy. green new deal, in order to get that done you have to set aside the landmass of california to house the windmills and solar panels. how did we get out of the last ice age if there is no fossil fuels? i wonder how the earth heated up then. we can't even predict the weather next weekend. how are we going to predict what it's going to be like in ten years? let's think about how cocky beto o'rourke is. >> greg: wait, you are calling somebody cocky? >> jesse: i have grounds to do that. you have the u.s. economy, the fossil fuel industry runs the

economy and has crated all this wealth, revolutionized transportation, communications, lifted people out of poverty. beto, who has done nothing except lose to ted cruz, comes up and says i'm going to take $5 trillion and i'm going to reverse everything in ten years and change at all. he is no einstein. no carnegie. where does he get off thinking he's going to stop human progress, pump the brakes, because the real reason he's doing this, he feels guilty of the success of the american economy has had, because he and other liberals have not had enough input in it. >> greg: juan, how is he going to go on another soul-searching tour without fossil fuels? >> juan: i think we have -- everyone can go anywhere they want to go. i think the news here is you've got a 80 plus percent of democrats saying that this is the number one issue. >> jesse: things must be good if that's the number-one issue. >> juan: in some places, you

say it was health care or education. now today 81% saying that this is the number one issue. i argue with jesse, with dagen and these guys about climate change and that never changes anything except that it gets me heated. let's not argue about it but we can argue about the fact that democrats think this is very important. it's not just beto and it's not just aoc. you have a clear majority, super majority of democrats to say this is our number one issue, and you have politicians in a representative government saying we are going to speak to your issue, voters. we are going to try to do something about it. republicans aren't speaking to climate change, which is what opens the door for these kind of proposals. >> greg: i think juan is right in the sense that we could -- i'm going to say we but i'm not a democrat. speaking about climate change, talking about nuclear power. solar and wind are so deluded.

environmentally, terrible for the planet. >> dana: you can't store it. they are working on it. in the previous polls where people have been asked, do you like the idea of medicare for all, people say yeah, i like that. do you like medicare for all if that means it's going to cost x no, i don't like that. in this poll, i would've liked for the democrats to be asked if climate change is your number one issue, if i asked you were going to solve that by utilizing nuclear power, do you support that? what with the number be? probably because of misinformation and uneducated people about nuclear power, it would probably down around 40%. when that is actually the only true way that you get all those other countries to reduce their emissions. >> greg: nuclear power has come a long way. fewer meltdowns. gen 4 nuclear reactors are better. and they feed off their own ways which is good. >> jesse: republicans in order

to get in on the opening, they should go for conversation. teddy roosevelt, lot of the western governors are republican, conservationists. they love fishing, hunting, don jr. is a big outdoorsman. he can sell that in a heartbeat. much more appealing. >> greg: god knows he has stopped a lot of heartbeats. >> juan: oh, my gosh. >> dagen: i want every liberal to be a vegan. boom. >> greg: liberal media anointed a new favorite to take on president trump. find out who. that's next. to give you the protein you need with less of the sugar you don't. (straining) i'll take that. (cheers) 30 grams of protein and 1 gram of sugar. ensure max protein. in two great flavors.

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♪ >> the president has a motto: make america great again. do you have one? >> make america moral again. make america return to the essence of who we are. >> jesse: 2020 contender joe biden once again taking aim at president trump and now his candidacy is getting a big boost from the media.

is this setting the stage for a potential biden versus trump showdown? let's take a look at these three headlines. how joe biden gets under trump's skin. biden's launch rows of trump, and biden is trump's most anticipated and feared rival. if you needed more proof, watch this. >> donald trump has the worst poker face i think in the history of modern american politics. you can tell he's really scared of biden. >> do you think biden complained to the white working-class voters who elected him. >> the president's advisors have been telling him not to get sucked into a one-on-one fight with any democratic candidate, especially joe biden. clearly he hasn't taken that advice. he tweeted about biden five times today. why is he hitting sector nerve? >> jesse: let's think about this for a second. don lemon, i've never met the

guy that he has sources in the trump administration that are leaking to him, saying that the president fears joe biden ? come on. >> greg: i hope biden goes with "make america moral again." i guess he is now jerry falwell. the problem he doesn't understand is the way he is pronouncing it, it sounds like america is immoral. he was trying to talk about trump but the way he did it was mutated. the biggest biden diapers are those who felt their influence footprint shrink since trump won. now the media insiders around during obama are on the outside looking in their desperate breath is fogging the window. those are the ones, they need this, they need biden more than america needs biden because it is something to soothe the inner emotional turmoil of the last three years. that's why they're acting this way. i don't think anybody fears

biden. except maybe, i don't know -- >> jesse: don't say it. >> greg: a hairstylist? why would you get that idea? >> jesse: hair looks great. better it then in the obama administration. >> greg: and in the '70s. >> jesse: it seems like any democratic candidate, when they announced, the biggest threat. happened with kamala and with buttigieg. everyone is trump's biggest threats. >> dana: he hadn't been in the race when he was at the top of the polls. he gets the bump on the fund-raising and you dig deeper in the numbers, the actual support is there. i think it's interesting, he's focused mainly on the first part, the rust belt. but if he wants to win tactically, florida, got to get to florida, got to go to north carolina. probably arizona. that could be tough as well. i did not understand not having

a motto. obviously that was going to be -- planning on this for four month months. this is not an exploratory committee. he's announced he's running for president. he talks about the essence and the moral. it wasn't sharp. >> jesse: no, he blubbered. take it for me, i can tell when someone does that. juan, i want to get some information have you react. the oversoul tabulation for the pittsburgh rally, they crowd size, 600. i feel like that was doubled. i think it probably was around 300 which is incredibly weak. pennsylvania under donald trump, record low unemployment, manufacturing jobs added. manufacturing jobs were lost under the obama-biden administration in pennsylvania, in fact all across the country. how do you think the economic debate happens with joe biden? >> juan: the economic debate is pretty clear. people don't think that the trump tax cuts helped them. they think they help the rich.

if you're talking about union people like the union people that biden open with, i think they see him as their ally, someone is going to stand up for the middle class in terms of stagnant wages, help them do a better job paying in case of medical emergencies, paying for their kids to get to school. they don't have money to put big money into the stock market and bonds and all the rest. i think going back to something dana was talking about, the bump he got was significant. he's now 20 points ahead of bernie sanders, and what this says to me is that so often the way that we view democrats, especially when i say we, you know, talking from a republican, conservative perspective, they are pushing everyone to the left. a bunch of socialists. they are wacky. looks to me like democrats are more middle-of-the-road, older, and whiter then you would guess and they say we like steady eddie in terms of biden. we like someone who is steady and someone who can be

donald trump. that's why the numbers, the money, i think these are good signs for joe biden. >> greg: are you saying they are racist? >> jesse: i've never heard biden described as steady. >> dagen: i heard your analysis that you repeated from the hair and makeup department today about the botox and the fillers and i want to praise any man who pays attention to their appearance, who has the guts to say i need to look fresh for the cameras. that's the pressure on every woman who has a sit in front of a camera. jesse, when the time comes and you have a book coming out, you can come to me. i can give you a full education of botox, where it should be placed. don't make it so your brow furloughs. you can get different drugs. i open the door to any man who wants to shoot his face full just to look younger. >> jesse: okay.

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disney used its profits from the avengers to pay all of its workers a middle-class wage. instead of paying its seal 65.6 million. that's over 1400 times as much as the average worker at disney makes." let's go to our financial expert. what do you make of it? >> greg: okay. i'm kidding. >> dagen: disney's minimum wage is $15 an hour. they have $150 million that they have dedicated to providing free college education, vocational education to the employees if they want to. disney has stated this. 90% of bob iger's competition is performance-based. here is a warning to bernie sanders. don't go after things folks like. this is a person's happy place, this movie. this brings them joy. and pleasure. and you're basically, again, bernie sanders never met a dollar earned by a private

citizen or private company that he didn't want to confiscate. at the end of the day, socialists believe they spend your money better than you spend your money. i think this is a huge mistake. >> juan: suggested, i think he is saying that you know, companies, especially when they are doing well, should do well for the people who make the company go. therefore there should be bigger rewards for the workers. how do you argue against that? >> jesse: easily. it's disney's company and they have shareholders that vote on bob iger's salary and they vote on the board and the board decides the competition. if you are a shareholder at disney, you can sell. you can buy more shares. bernie can get on the action and vote at the next shareholder meeting. i agree. don't go after mickey mouse. that is holy territory for most americans. bob iger is not a villainous corporate evil ceo. it's not like -- there's other

examples you could use besides that. why doesn't he go after let's say, who else made $60 million last year? beyonce. why doesn't he have go after se like beyonce? she made the same amount as bob iger. he would never go after her. he likes to pick and choose. if you go after disney hard and you get shamed, slapping another $20 an hour on your employees, what's going to happen? they're going to have to pass those on to the customers and the customers are going to say maybe going to disney world is not in my budget. the stock price drops. they might have to lay off workers. then bernie is uprooting the same people he's trying to help, the middle class. >> juan: dana, i think the point from bernie, to give it another shot, i think jesse did a good job saying what he disagrees. in 1978, ceo pay was 30 times the average worker's pay. since 1978, it's gone up 937%.

disproportionate amount of the revenue not only going to the shareholders because sometimes the companies do buybacks to increase the value of the stock. but then that shareholders pump up the ceo salary while he pumps up their revenue. >> dana: so that's why bernie sanders has a lot of young people that say we are with him. protected in the bubble wrap of capitalism because it doesn't really affect them. abigail disney is the granddaughter i believe of the founder. she has been an activist, and an agitator, saying that bob iger's salary is outrageous. so i think bernie is tucking in beside her so he can draft off of it. i guess if he were to lose the primary and if he were to right another book, then he should tell his publisher i don't need in advance. i think we should all -- i'm going to write this book and work really hard on it and i could live another 25 years but i don't want in advance, i don't

want the prophets to come to me. let's give it to everybody else. that would show that he has skin in the game. >> greg: i agree. i was just thinking he should slice his salary in half and give half to the lowest assistance on his staff. you can think that ceos get too much money but it still doesn't mean you should trust the government to make that decision. especially a government that includes bernie sanders and i agree with you, juan. i'm relieved joe biden has a more commanding lead over this childish president because this is logic that's not even worthy of a second grader. the hard left only has one game and that is to take because they don't understand how to create. as you said in the a block, they dismiss innovation and creativity so wealth isn't for the making. it's for the taking. because they think there's money comes from somewhere that they don't understand, then why not take it? to your point about young people, i want to ask them, young people, now i sound old.

why would you trust the government over an individual in deciding anything like this? like wages. are you ready to sacrifice that individual power and that freedom so easily? it's kind of cowardly and sad. >> dana: i think so. >> dagen: i want to say ask the fabulous people who worked on that damn movie, that spectacular movie, ask them if they think bernie sanders should decide what they get? >> juan: i don't think bernie is saying that the government would interfere and tell iger how much he can be paid. he simply saying he thinks the company, now that it's experiencing this windfall, should take care of its workers. >> dana: you can say that but it's of no consequence. >> jesse: you're acting like they have experienced a wind fall, like money is falling out of the sky. >> juan: they have. >> jesse: create success, jobs for their employees.

it doesn't fall out of the sky. >> juan: do you know hominid people make movies and put big money in and it have financial financial -- >> greg: that's a good point. what juan assange, 90% of the movies fail. they are like restaurants. this pays for that. >> jesse: juan thinks they are lucky and they by accident hit it big. >> jesse: talent is luck and a gift from god. >> jesse: hard work has a lot to do with it too. >> juan: a new alleged russian spy. a spy? a whale. the video that has everybody talking. it's next right here on "the five" ." i can't tell you who i am or what i witnessed, but i can tell you liberty mutual customized my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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♪ >> dagen: it is the video everyone is talking about. check out the seemingly cute, innocent whale, the beluga whale. wearing what appears to be a harness with the whole holstera gopro camera. questions about whether or not it could be a russian spy. experts say the animal was likely trained by the russian

navy to be used for a special ops force. animal expert, greg gutfeld. >> greg: "day of the dolphin" with george see scott, one of my favorite movies. i do believe it's time to stop referring to whales as whales. it has a shaming connotation, fat chaining. plus size mammals? no one likes being called a whale. >> dana: it is fun to say they are having a whale of a good time. >> greg: who says that now? >> dana: i would say that. >> dagen: dana is bringing it back. >> dana: i feel bad for him that he is swimming around with his holster. >> greg: he's got a job. trump has created jobs for whales. >> dana: there is no-go pro on there. he either got cut loose, may be downsizing in the whale department.

>> greg: he is getting the female whales because he says i must buy. that always works. >> dana: he is like the james bond of the sea. >> dagen: dolphins were used by the united states and the soviet union to detect submarines underwater mines, spot suspicious objects. they were programmed to use during the cold war. also ravens could steal stuff and plant bugs. dolphins detecting submarines, also cats. >> jesse: what about puppies? >> dagen: puppies are just puppies. >> greg: they just take up your time. >> jesse: is there a spy in the apartment? i think that the stories fake news. i think this is some russian oligarchs pet whale who escaped from an aquarium or something. this is more deep state propaganda. deep-sea propaganda perhaps, greg. i'm just not buying it. >> dagen: i should say dogs, not puppies. the belgian mountain dog --

don't make fun of me. they were on the choppers that landed in usama bin laden's compound and they are used to detect explosive device and save our people who serve. >> jesse: okay, we better fire up someone else buys. let's get on it. who is the secretary of defense now? kidding. acting. >> juan: it beats pigeons flying around. >> greg: the worst drug sniffing dogs. >> dagen: they are switching to dogs with round ears, not the pointy ears. the .2 years scare people. >> juan: i think there is a serious element here and that the russians are good at spying. what we know from our elections and from other instances is that the russians never stop. their economy, talk about an economy going to hell. they have a terrible economy but

they put money into things like this in the plant bombs and they -- >> jesse: maybe it was an fbi agent. [laughter] >> greg: do you think that whale knows where hillary's emails are? >> jesse: you were joking, right? >> juan: it is a baby beluga whale. when my youngest was a child, his favorite song was baby volga. yesterday on the family chain, it was about baby beluga. >> greg: is that where caviar comes from? >> dana: i've never had caviar. i hate fish. >> greg: i hate it too but i am married to a russian. your eating fish eggs. >> dagen: you can't brush away the order. on that note, "one more thing" is next. it's tough to quit smoking cold turkey. so chantix can help you quit slow turkey. along with support,

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♪ >> dana: i bet you which you are therefore that commercial break. time for "one more thing." >> juan: imagine you are a kid who grew up next to a drive-in movie theater. that let a kid in l.a. to dream of making movies back in the 1980s, and he did it. so here is a tribute to hollywood director john singleton, who died yesterday at 51 after suffering a stroke. singleton made history as the first black nominee, also the youngest academy award nominee ever for best director. he was recognized by the groundbreaking film, "boys in the hood." as other major films include one of the "fast and furious" films, as well as "poetic justice." he directed episodes of "empire," ""american horror story"," and "brilliance." i met him once when he tried to buy the rights to one of my books. he was a very interesting guy. rest in peace, john singleton.

>> dana: indeed. all all right, i've got one. drake grillo, check them out, four years old, future all-star player for a baseball. playing with his dad in the backyard. he hits, got a hit, he runs the bases, doing so well. has dad runs in, take them out right at the end. watch how he handles that. drake extras not having this call. [laughter] four years old. he's got an attitude, a good arm, too. all right, drake. greg? >> greg: let's do this. greg's cable news. another exciting development at cnn, everybody. two days in a row. they hired a brand-new traffic reporter to cover the daily commute. this is stephan. right now he's at the traffic camera in london. he is letting everybody know, the elites that work at cnn, my father traffic is doing in

the central part of london. as i always say, it's always good to get a bird's-eye view, dana. a little local tv news humor for you. >> jesse: one day you will run into cnn talent, and i don't think you were going to be as brutal as you are on television. [laughter] >> dana: i think they are going to laugh. [laughter] >> jesse: i believe that one alone. here we go, the sky lit up attracts the other day. check him out. matthew, 18-year-old. look at him go. middle lane. smokes the field. olympic level speed, he sat for the 100-meter -- . 9.98 seconds. basically the fastest time ever run by a high school athlete. but because there was a wind, it's going to be the unofficial record. they call him white lightning. that was my nickname, too. [laughter] >> greg: that's a little racist. >> jesse: it was not mine

nickname. [laughter] i was only moderate fast. >> bret: >> greg: you are white. >> jesse: that's true. >> jesse: on thursday, you can see some more "water is world" packages, some good ones in there. >> dana: got a lot of work to get that done. [laughter] >> dagen: this will make you happy. ladies and gentlemen, this is how it's done for you take a look. ♪ and i will always love you ♪ i will always love you >> dagen: i love the gestures. that is amelia with her mom belting out, i think that is the whitney houston version of "i will always love you." it's a song written by dolly parton. it's about greg gutfeld, she's getting it right. cheers to this young lady, because i won't even sing "onward christian soldiers" in

church. it's embarrassing and everyone stares. >> jesse: that was us with john rich. >> dana: set your dvrs, never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is next. hey, bret. >> bret: big news tonight. this is a fox news alert. i'm bret baier. we are coming to live from the white house or the trump administration is on high alert, watching a very precarious and volatile situation in venezuela tonight. juan guaido, who is recognized as the rightful president by the u.s. and its allies, has called for the venezuelan military to back his overthrow of the nicolas maduro government. what the world is now wandering as it will president trump authorize american troops to join that fight if maduro pushes back and hold on. we will talk live with secretary of state mike pompeo in just a few moments. right now, we have fox team coverage. john roberts at the white house.