mother's day. my mom, who i miss, who passed away, and my wife. i love you. "the ingraham angle" is up next. a.m. tomorrow we are all over it. here's "the five." >> ♪ >> [laughing]. >> hello. i am dana perino with emily. jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city. it's friday and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> democrats showing no signs of slowing down with investigations into the trump administration. the house ways and means committee issued subpoenas to the treasury secretary of state and irs commission for overfailing to produce president trump's tax returns. they are threatening to hold trump administration officials also in contempt. >> yes, i agree with chairman

nadler. the administration has decided that they are not going to honor their oath of office. i am proud of the judiciary committee and the work they have done. we will see. there might be other contempt of congress issues that we want to deal with at the same time. >> she is not ruling out going after trump officials with fines and jail time if they ignore subpoenas. >> they are violating the statute. we can enforce it in court but that takes time. used to be we imprison people and we could find them $25,000 a day until they comply. that might be pay swifter remedy if we need to embark on it. >> attorney general barr doesn't seem worried about any of it.

>> this must be a record of attorney general being proposed for contempt within 100 days of taking office. >> left wingdemocrats want nancy pelosi to pursue impeachment. >> it's important that 10 million people say hold this president accountable. right now doing nothing is not an option. >> and jerry nadler and others introduced the bill called no president is above the law act. greg, contempt, that's the word of the week. >> contempt. i keep trying to figure out what is the next subway stop on this crazy train? you think about it. it's time for responsible democrats to stand up and say,

stop. let's look at this crazy train. the first stop was trump was unstable. the second stop he was ensane. the third stop the russia. now we have contempt. arrest everybody. what is the next stop? right. >> impeachment? >> but they won't get it. are they taking any responsibility for the conflict. they are talking about a constitutional crisis. what they doing is creating a crisis that could lead -- if you are trying to tell america this is an insane unstable man in the oval office what is the message you are telling america? that somebody needs to go in and take him out. i'm sorry, it's that crazy. i hate politics. i hate the media.

i don't know how i got this job. >> what are you doing here? >> exactly. i don't know. >> because they are paying you. >> this is a circus. born from politics aided and abetted by the media that is invested in the same portfolio which is confract. -- conflict this is all about making money. >> i think the founding fathers thought the institutions would fight against each other and not the parties. >> the democrats are free-wheeling sheriffs. the next stop after contempt is throw your political opponents in prison. that's where we are going. we remember the lock her up champs. -- chants. no one thought hillary was going to prison. schiff really wants to lock people up. pelosi talks about locking people up. they talk about holding barr in contempt and dragging him to

jail. we already locked up so many people already on this hoax. manafort, papadopoulos, gates locked up. general flynn, a decorated hero is waiting to serve his sentence. people salivating over the possibility that donald trump jr. might get locked up and james comey on cnn said maybe when the president finishes serving his term we could charge him and lock him up! it looks like the democrats know barr might throw him in jail so they will try to throw him in jail first. they are drunk on power and don't trust the american people to pick their own leaders. they are short circutting the election. they can't wait. they care more about twitter than about the real will of the american people. >> juan, there are a lot of

democrats who said we want to old the president to account and if this leads to impeachment, can pelosi hold that back? >> she has been holding it back. she mentioned the 10 million signatures calling for impeachment. but it's not strong among independents or republicans. the congress has a right to exercise the oversight of the executive. we saw that with benghazi and fast and furious. there was not a blanket refusal to cooperate which is what we were seeing from the trump administration. benghazi, wait a second, what we are talking about is a constitutional crisis with the congress versus the white house

which is the form of our american government. this is bigger than benghazi. this is the under-pinnings of our form of government. >> no one died. >> we don't have a democracy if we have an auto-crat. >> that's an exaggeration. we haven't seen dead bodys. >> obama twiced elected by voters. republicans blocked him from the supreme court. >> this is not a supreme court nomination. they are trying to get his son in prison. >> [overlapping talking]. >> schiff is talking about sending people to prison. >> no, he said he knew nothing about construct of the trump tower. >> enough!

juan. there is no collusion. >> you know who benefits, emily. lawyers. >> you, emily. >> we are all kept busy. i agree the function is oversight. this is so beyond oversight. this is a rabid hunting party. all of the resources are depleted and used solely for this one focus. they are just focussing on one defend and everybody else is ignored. a woman said people are asking us to do something. do your job. so these three who introduced this bill to pause the statute of limitations to indict a sitting president. nadler has been on the hill since the dawn of man. with 2 of his 3 bills naming a

building and a post office. and deutsch 3 bills in the last 10 years. nadler makes the highest salary on the hill. it's such an affront to us as citizens. they are chasing their tails and chasing this one person. everything has to do with beth president trump and his family. all i want them to do is their job and focus on the 10.6-million people who go to jail every year. how about those defendants? >> if there is nothing there, why doesn't the president and his associates say let's cooperate. >> they cooperated for 2 years with the mueller report. >> [overlapping talking]. >> james comey latest comments next.

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spying? >> i can't explain it. the own explanation he used it because the president uses it which is really disappointing. >> president trump unloading on comey. calling him the worst director in history. jesse, comey said that barr lost most of his reputation because of how he conducted himself. is that the pot calling the kettle black? >> yes, comey is not a hero. he is a very small, pathetic man what screw issed things up. -- screwed things up. he investigated both presidential candidate and botched both and he and his chief investigator got fired. they found no evidence of the conspiracy he pushed and it tore the country apart. can we remind democrats how much

they hate james comey. >> he didn't charge hillary clinton and then just slandered. a lot of democrats blame him for her loss. you have comey polluting 2 elections. 2016 and the mid-term and possibly a 3rd in 2020. if barr investigates whether this was political's motivated and whether the rules were broken and they find out they were, who suffered? if biden is the nominee, this happened on his watch. he will have to answer for that? will he say i didn't know about it. he looks like a potted plant. the ratings. lost his muscle. tucker beat him by double. his rating this time was less than the first cnn poll. >> he is like avanati. they are using him and will toss

him to the curb. >> and comey said he will canvass for the 2020 democrats, will it help or hurt them? >> i think jesse is right. i don't think comey is a hero to democrats the way he did to hillary clinton and they had an on-going investigation into russia and the ties to the trump campaign. i think jesse is wrong he got fired. he was thrown out by president trump and people argued whether was part of trump's effort to interfere the mueller report. >> and mueller report said no obstruction. >> my feeling is this: when you hear him respond to barr. you are not just hitting comey. you hearing a lot of people including the current head of the fbi who said he didn't know of any evidence of spying by the

fbi. there is nothing like. this you worry that bill barr has become the president's lawyer as opposed to the attorney general of the united states. >> i want predictions for what you think will happen to comey? >> predictions? i don't know. everybody gets a choice on how they want to conduct their life and deal with their public service after they retire or force retirement or firing. you think about james comey. not liked by either side really. then the democrats, well, maybe we could like him if he could hurt president trump. then you have mueller who was in retirement. comes out of retirement. nobody knows what his voice sounds like. he doesn't do any press. he doesn't want to do that. it's interesting thing about a decision he makes. in some ways comey is like the

rudy giuliani real team. always be in front of the camera and get in front. story so you can deflect attention about yourself. >> greg, your thoughts? >> well, i don't like tall people. >> [laughing]. >> him sitting down, he is still taller than me. >> definitely. >> okay. for get comey. let's focus on cnn. do you know what cnn is? in high school let's say a friend of yours got dumped and hooks up with someone new to parade that new hook up in front of the ex, that's cnn with comey. they are just using him to get back at trump because trump dumped him. we had plenty to choose from in the field. they focussed on trump.

trump dumps them. cnn is walking around with comb -- comey, look who is here. all of the stories at cnn in the last 6 years are about conflict. their police brutality and hate crimes and racism. he is tall too. i don't like tall people. >> something juan said. i hate to do this, juan. >> [laughing]. >> i love to do it. if you look at someone's phone calls and emails and you send under-cover agents and use overseas agents, most people think that's spying. you can call it an investigation. real people call it spying.

>> so christopher wray is a left wing loon? >> no. if you have them fail to do anything. jesse, we could join hands and say that's outrageous. >> are social media companies too powerful. the latest example next. stick with us.

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the other guy, and the government needs to break it up. i think it's interesting that given zuckerberg's pog position where the social responsibility is on his shoulders. why not do it himself? -- it's not a monopoly if it's an election situation. anyone can create a similar platform. it's not facebook's fault if they are better than them. >> i think, in fact, others have tried but facebook dominates and has been the successful competitor. the question is: what is to be done? zuckerberg said they are looking at encrypted and private times of communications. >> here's what happened. obama used facebook to get elected and so did trump. then the democrats get up set

because hillary loses and blames facebook for hillary losing. the russian spying and the fake news. they bring up zuckerberg to testify and say regulate facebook. they want him to get rid of fake news and they want to ban conservatives. he starts doing that. conservatives start hating facebook. when liberals and conservatives hate something, elizabeth warren gets together with ted cruz for anti-trust action. he will shower veterans with cash and hire a bunch of lob lobbyists to send the right money to the right people. kentucky always a great location. just to buy time until congress loses its focus and fights another enemy.

>> when you think about it some of the realities of facebook, social media mob. on top of election interference. things like muslims being killed as a result of hate being fed to them. >> here's the thing about that. i am skeptical of the government being able to help. i am skeptical of breaking up facebook and creating 1,000 other facebooks and expecting that to help. human nature is what it is. in burma they have no media. the government uses facebook to get out information and facebook is expected to hire enough translators to speak every dialect in that country. i understand there is a problem. i don't understand how the government can help. >> hang on. let's go back to. china has been very aggressive and we as americans find it

offensive. >> china doesn't allow facebook in. >> no but they allow other apps and control them. >> i am not for that either. >> that's what i was asking. >> they are controlling people and facebook is an american company. what about standing up for an american company. and chris hughes is a billionaire because of facebook. think about the politics. his husband didn't win his election in 2014. i smell a political comeback. the safest thing to do right now running for office to get money from a liberal race. tobacco is done. banks are over with. elizabeth warren locked that up. you could go after big tech and pay no price. >> you can get money because

they donate to you. >> it's the new wall street. >> greg, some people may say facebook is too big to fail. it's so huge. i wanted to ask you, just like i asked dana about the social media mob. you can still go on there and find violence. streaming violence. >> violence is everywhere. i wonder how many marriages were broken up by facebook. maybe it's time to break them too. i agree with dana. take one monster and turn it into 100 little monsters. >> do we get to keep our followers? >> i don't know. this was my original talking point which you stole. >> we had the same thought. >> i question the source of the person being interviewed. the media will take any narrative like comey as long as

it fix their context. find the jilted person in the story. something went down with him and tucker that did not go right. he has a score to settle. comey has a score to settle and tom arnold. everybody who hates trump has a score to settle. they should present the context. why is this guy so mad? >> they probably didn't even ask. >> they didn't. >> a lack of civility. >> everyone knows who mr. hughes is. the question is a social media. >> a big up site on our favorite russian spy and an intense bear brawl caught on tape and a friday surprise from "the five." it's all next in

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>> welcome back. time for the fastest-7. >> [laughing]. >> our first suspected russian whale is a spy. check out this amazing video of the whale. helping a woman get back her phone she dropped in the water. "the five" is all over this story. >> i don't think people understand. that's an amazing video. you can see the whale holding the phone. i think this is completely doctored. >> get him over here. right in front. look how happy. >> you know what? i want to issue an apology. i said the whale was a pet. i think is well trained. >> that's a spy! >> it's a spy. probably the only time i was

wrong on the show. >> i love the whale. also, he is so nice. if people take your picture and they drop your phone do you help them pick it up? >> no! >> of course, yes. that's a nice whale. >> i wonder if he took a picture of himself before he handed it back. >> [laughing]. >> maybe he downloaded the entire phone and gave it to the russia. >> that's the spy. >> [laughing]. >> i love that. is this james bond or get smart? he is hanging around. he is up to something. >> do you think there is a spy inside the while. >> jonah! >> [laughing]. >> i appreciate it could get "the five" to say yes to asylum. >> yes. he is the cutest thing in the

world and remind me of popeye which is a one eyed seal in washington and everyone would feed him until he bit someone. >> [laughing]. >> you are not supposed to feed him. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i want somebody to vet the sanctuary and he will have friends for him. he is going to one in iceland. >> he bit your hand? >> [overlapping talking]. >> imagine looking out your window and seeing this go down in the front yard. >> look at the size of that. [bleep]. [bleep]. >> why is it in our front yard? >> oh, my god. holy [bleep]. >> come in. >> i am coming. >> he is from jersey. he was recording this. he think it was 2 black males fighting over a fell mail.

-- female. isn't that it's always about? >> it's alex and steve baldwin. >> win used to fight over women. now they just right over wifi. >> corny jokes in the fastest. >> i don't know what to make of that? are they fighting or dancing? i don't know what is going on. where is the female. >> she is hiding! >> getting out of gender rolls roles. -- maybe they want to be together. >> that's right. >> maybe they were met village. >> that's my dream to look out and see that. that's amazing. i like wild animals. they are fighting like nnot -- >> not serious.

>> this is the best part of the show. they have a snap chat filter that makes users like a baby. we used it on ourselves. >> here i am. >> i look the same. >> did you look like that as a baby. >> idiots! >> everybody wants to cuddle me. here is dana perino. >> [laughing]. >> oh my god. >> no different. >> [laughing]. >> wow! >> the weird kid. >> there is juan. >> [laughing]. >> what happened to your head. >> oh my god. >> [laughing]. >> you look so cute, juan. we could stick a pacifier in your mouth. we look the same. >> my face is not that fat normally. that's creepy >> oh, no, that's fine.

and baby greg. wait until you see this one. >> [laughing]. >> oh boy! >> you look like beetlejuice. >> if you say that child is ugly, is that bullying if that child doesn't exist? >> no. >> if you make fun of that? >> actually it is. >> put greg back up. >> i think they are just using somebody else's body. >> there he is. >> it looks like he has -- >> [laughing]. >> is this bullying? they are bullying a child version of me! >> [laughing]. >> that kid doesn't exist or does he? >> it's like throwing trump in jail for the hoax that never happened. >> bring it back to trump always. >> we have a filter that changes

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>> i am a city kid. >> [laughing]. >> dana? >> el paso. >> yes, stole a plane? >> no, i didn't steal a plane. >> the legend grows. >> i woke up in a flower patch in chicago. i was out drinking and went to sleep in somebody's popular patch in chicago? >> comfortable? >> yes. >> i was and not that young. it was last week. >> [laughing]. >> a great question. do any of you write poetry? >> i i am excellent. it's japanese. >> it doesn't rhyme. >> i got hammered in high school and wrote poetry and it was published in the school journal.

>> juan, i bet you write poetry? >> i used to when i was in college and high school. not now! now i write nonfiction. >> i call it fiction. >> emily? >>y won a poetry contest in seventh grade accidentally. i remember it. >> it was about diversity? >> yes, the funniest part -- >> [overlapping talking]. >> i write poetry every day on "the five." that's my monologue. every guy wrote a poem for a girl. what wild animal would you love to pet if you could do so safely? emily your hand is already up.

>> god, everything. cat, furry. a wolf. >> a wolf. >> juan? >> cheetah, jagaures. a pig, it's gross. >> juan is touching pigs all day. >> [laughing]. >> that's what i thought. maybe a duck. >> really? >> [laughing]. >> i want to pet a quala bear. >> they are not nice. i petted a walabee. they have sticky stuff on their fingers and it can kill you. >> i was in china and i got to go where they breed pandas and i

got to pet one. >> human being are not fun to pet. >> if you were an inanimate object for a year, what would you be? jesse! >> i will change my answer. i would be something in your house. and you would go crazy all night long. >> i would be my 72 car. i would be my car. >> maybe a skyscraper! >> trump tower? >> no. >> americans inside you every day. >> there you go. >> fighter jet. >> that's great. i think i will be a bridge. you will have people always on your back. >> that's a better answer.

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the story. after all that, after they got back from their car, they got a ticket. no day at the beach, folks. >> i want to congratulate holly vegas, has been called the las vegas military spouse of the year, her outstanding commitment and volunteer work with the american heart association. she's been a marine spell for 18 years, six different bases and through deployments. more than 1200 nominations, more than 100,000. so congratulations, lieutenant colonel and they have three children. they are amazing. >> "the greg gutfeld show," great guests. somebody named emily compagno. and kat timpf, emily compagno. that's tomorrow night. better watch it, 10:00 p.m. time for this.

greg's lou dobbs news! have not had new it's a brand-new bentley that actually has a giant tank tread where he's having it delivered to the lou dobbs house from a russian mechanic for this is how lou dobbs gets to work now. just rolls over. other cars. that's pretty amazing. >> why a russian mechanic? >> they do good work. russians are like the new bad people. >> you have an entire minute to do one more thing. >> speak out one speed. >> when we all get fired from fox, this will be our next job here. for $90,000 a year, you could be a it's the luxury amazon, essentially. these guys need someone to live on all these different yachts and you make two grand a week,

and you sleep on the yacht and review up to 50 a year. >> you are going to hate it. see >> see you guys in the year. >> when a job is that good, you end up hating the job. it's a scam. they kidnap you. they have you come on there, and it's a sex slave ship. >> you turned a good job into a horrible job. >> i thought it would be good. >> that's it for us. we'll see you back here on ♪ [national anthem]

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