>> neil: it's been interesting for bankers under fire from those in congress who want their heads. we have the former wells fargo ceo joining us. "the five" right now. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters with shannon bream, juan williams, dana perino, and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five" ." the abortion debate erupting yet again, this time over a new bill in alabama. the legislation which man nearly all abortions in the state and could potentially set up a showdown between roe vs. wade and the supreme court. the governor has not said whether she will sign into law but it's not stopping democrats in the media claiming it's a war on women. >> women's health care is under attack and we will not stand for it.

>> it's wrong will fight back. >> this is an outrage, and it's nothing short of an attack on women's basic human rights and civil rights. >> part of the right wing conservative agenda in the united states of america is to dig away reproductive health and freedom. >> what do you see happening next? >> the end of roe vs. wade. >> can we look at the picture of the panel of men who did this in alabama. what do they have in common? maybe we should make it a law that they should be required to get a vasectomy. >> jesse: in alabama, state democrats taking the rhetoric further. >> you just aborted the state of alabama. you just raped alabama with this bill. you just raped the state of alabama yourself. >> jesse: bernie sanders tweeting "abortion is a constitutional right."

shannon, some of the legislators in alabama said they designed the bill in order to have a go to the supreme court. but other people say it might not even get there. the circuit court could knock it down. >> shannon: that's how this would work. whatever happens at the district court, whoever loses is definitely going to appeal. the next step is the 11th circuit. it's an even split of democrat and republican nominees who been appointed to the bench. randomly assigned to a three-judge panel. you don't know we are going to get. there are three trump appointees. he had a big impact on the 11th circuit but whatever happens there could be final. thousands of cases get appealed to the supreme court every year. they take the tiniest fraction of them. even if the goal of the drafters of the bill is to go after roe v. wade, it may not get to the supreme court. >> jesse: interesting. kavanaugh reportedly told susan collins when he was up for the confirmation vote that he did not think that he could overturn it that it was settled law, roe v. wade. >> juan: i think the reason all the states, not just

alabama, i think what we're seeing here is that pro-life forces are really on the offensive and the reason they are on the offensive, jesse, is because you had kavanaugh and gorsuch know on the court replacing people who had held up the precedent of roe v. wade and who had indicated that they may in fact go the other way. president trump was the pro-choice guy for a long time and now he's a pro-life guy. to me, the alabama law is just -- it's a horror show. i don't understand how you could say to a woman who has been the victim of rape or incest, yes, carry this child. to me, that's awful. i don't get it. the other part of it, will it stop abortion? if you are opposed to abortion, will this stop abortion in america? no. it's going to make it illegal, unsafe, and more dangerous. >> jesse: 12-point, pat robertson, pro-life individual, said he thought the law was too extreme and alabama had gone too far and it wasn't going to hold

up the event it does go to the supreme court. >> dana: all the supreme court justices in the last 20 years, even longer, 35 years. they are asked, do you think roe v. wade is settled law. it's a tricky question. gorsuch and kavanaugh try to do it they had to explain it. they give assurances, like we are not for changing these things. but the states are restless. you have a situation where it's very interesting. guns, climate change, gay marriage are all issues that used to be really hot button issues. but there is wide acceptance now. public opinion has moved left. on life issues, they have started to move a little bit center right, even right, and i think a lot of it has to do with the pro-life movement being very organized and persuasive. in addition, there is the science. if you are a little kid today and you're going to get a sibling, chances are you've seen a picture of that sibling on

your refrigerator from the first sonogram. those people are of voting age now. politically, abortion groups are super organized. on the left, it is akin to the nra on the right. they're going to get a battle. i don't know if it will go to the supreme court but a lot of these lawmakers in alabama said that's exactly what they want. they want to have this fight. >> jesse: i don't know how that fight is going to play out? i don't know. we only have 5 minutes -- we have i thought we were at the end of the segment. being a pro-lifer, i listened to this issue and it's drowning in euphemisms. we talk about reproductive health, that's kind of a euphemism. the rite itself is kind of a cone of immunity that protects us from actually talking about what it is. abortion is the issue on television that you talk about without actually talking about it. we don't get in actually talk about it. so we talk about rights and we talk about choice and we talk

about the political ramifications. but we don't pursue it beyond rights and platitudes because it is the third rail. the rights talk actually keeps us from all-out war, because if you think this is actually murder, you don't say i respect your right to murder. it would be like saying i'm against slavery but i respect your right to have a slave. that is the terrifying part of this discussion. it's why as a realistic pro-lifer, you know, i'm not going to go out and create mayhem. i'm going to say that i'm a pro-lifer and i think it's murder. but that do anything more than that except asked myself does my public persona match my personal actions? do i trust my own beliefs? if i say greg gutfeld goes to a bar one night, gets drunk, impregnates a stranger, and she decided she wants to keep the baby. she tells me that. i have to go my god, my marriage

is going to be ruined. my career is screwed. unless we take care of it. that's where your private actions come up against her public persona. i think i would do the right thing but i don't know if i would. i would like to think i would do the right thing, that as of pro-lifer and somebody saying that that i would do the right thing. but up against oh, my god, i have to make the decision now, i think nobody, this is why i stay indoors and read about robots. this is the moral issue of our lifetimes. we are pushing it into the legal world because we don't want to face it. we don't want to talk about it. this is slavery to a lot of people. you don't say, it would be like saying i'm against person and my personal life, i am lighting little fires. that would be the hypocrisy of being a pro-lifer. >> juan: you're going to seed the discussion to the government?

the government should tell women and tell greg who doesn't want a girl to have a baby, the government is going to be in your business. >> greg: i would say that as a libertarian but if you view with the same way you feel slavery, i don't think the government should tell me whether i can have a slave or not. >> juan: the government did say you could have slaves and then the government obviously changed it and we went through terrible war. this to me is something that is now, given where we are in america, an attempt to get government to enforce an evangelical perspective. >> greg: again, if you look at it from the slavery perspective, people look at it as a moral decision. a human decision, not an even gela called -- i'm not religious. you know that. >> juan: a heartbeat when the mother may not even know she's pregnant. >> greg: it's a fair question. >> juan: its big government telling people what to do. >> greg: i like the fact that you are now a small government guy. >> juan: you have made an impression on me. >> jesse: mark cuban says

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chance? >> nobody right now. if you look at the democratic field, it's all politicians. politicians are the least trusted of every profession. so you know, it's too early to tell. >> juan: shannon, he may be right. he's a reality tv star and he is saying you need somebody with that kind of profile to defeat donald trump. what do you think? >> shannon: the democrats have shades of ross perot, freak out time, like when howard schultz talks about it for any of these other independent people who have name recognition and money and connections. they have the idea that they could move forward. you think about change themark s very nervous because of what he brings to the table. >> juan: more so than howard schultz. >> shannon: he's done the reality tv thing, he has mixed it up with trumpet floor and i

could see them going toe-to-toe and both of them enjoying it. >> juan: jesse, you get down to the basics and i see this campaign is mark cuban saying hey, that's a big millionaire. i'm a real billionaire. vote for me. >> jesse: i teased him and i said you're jealous that another billionaire celebrity ran for president and won. he said i'm not jealous. trump is not a billionaire. [laughter] i told him we were during the segment and he said tell greg i will have the cramps play at the inauguration. >> greg: he's got my vote. he is a cramps fan, which is amazing. >> jesse: i like him. i'm not a mavericks fan but i like that he speaks his mind and the only thing is i think he's floating this out there because he's trying to boost his brand a little bit and get his name in the news. if you think about it, if he does run, who does he take votes away from? i ran his platform positions through the matrix and we found he's a taller, better looking

mike bloomberg with a hint of libertarian ron paul and a splash of aclu. bottom line, he's not going to run so it doesn't matter. he did see something else interesting. so far the democrat proposals have been all headline porn. i don't think what they believe they are proposing is passable. it's true.you thing about gun gd socialized medicine, green new deal. it's never going to get past. they put the green new deal up to a vote in the senate in every single democrat abstained. >> juan: dana, he did say nice things about joe biden. he said biden is a smart guy and he could do a good job. >> dana: he uses the word charisma. there's 24 candidates now you look at their sound bites and who grabbed ear? here in the car, not everybody is glued to their television, although thank you for watching. it's the charisma. who makes you want to listen? do you listen to mark cuban?

he calls in, doesn't have to be in the studio, he calls and, like trump. howard schultz can't call in. that's not going to happen for him. i don't know where he is right now. >> jesse: when you are hot, they take you on the phone. >> dana: remember when -- never mind. when "the five" first started, there was someone who called into the show but they were upstairs. >> greg: es. it was not bill o'reilly. it was not bill o'reilly. >> dana: we realized he was upstairs. [laughter] what cuban is saying is what we have been sent here for the last couple months. >> greg: what is missing is the nonpolitical person. someone who doesn't talk like a politician. democrats don't have their trump. the thing is instead they have a 22-headed, 24-headed jack-in-the-box. they all look the same. in the old days we used to say

while -- wow it's an impressive field, look at all these peoplet now we go there's way too many. i don't know who they are. it's a busload of talking heads. i don't get it. the weird thing is, that used to be good. now it's good is to have somebody who's not a politician who is loud who doesn't sound like a politician. when you look at biden, that's all you see is politician, and it feels like when he's talking you're watching a guy on crutches making his way down a staircase. at any moment, he's going to collapse and it's going to be ugly. you have someone like trump who can talk for hours about slippery stages. my point is this. do the democrats go for that comfortable sweater and biden who feels like something that you are used to or do you go for the jumpsuit that evel knievel wears when he went into the snake river canyon? >> juan: you know typically politics runs in cycles and i think after trump, there may be

a desire for some sweaters and stability. >> greg: but remember, stable politicians are every bit as dangerous as anybody else. they start wars and they do stupid things. we have an unbreakable president who might be the most peaceful president we've had. >> jesse: some people call him a very stable genius. [laughter] >> juan: i will say they are both reality star so i guess that's a moment and mayor in american politics. >> jesse: may be snookie is going to run. >> shannon: they all say they want a woman on the ticket. >> juan: i am moving out of the segment. the mechanic president trump a bigger hoax than the russia investigation. dana has that story for you on "the five" ."

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>> dana: president trump continuing to use the green new deal to go after democrats. during a speech on energy, trump unveiling a new line of attack by comparing the controversial climate plant of the russia investigation. watch. >> now they talk about the green new deal. the green new deal. everybody go home. you just lost your jobs. the green new deal is, that's a hoax like the hoax i just went through. i'm not even sure. it might be a bigger one. mine was pretty big. under that deal, everybody in this room gets fired. all of the thousands of guys and women standing on these buildings get fired. they go home. because under the green new deal, they don't like clean, beautiful natural gas. they don't like anything. they don't know what they like. >> dana: we talked about the event yesterday. it's good policy, good politics and it's an amazing outcome the amount of outcome of clean

liquid natural gas is amazing. >> jesse: i agree with him about the rush hoax being similar to the global warming man-made hoax. both proponents of the hoax get rich and famous. think about the academics. they do a study that says man contributes to global warming and then they get a $100,000 grant. they do another study and they get invited to the u.n. conference in europe. they do another study and they get a raise and promotion. it's like the y2k experts was how the world was going to end. there were consultants for banks, wrote books, got on tv. y2k never happen but they got rich and famous. you don't get paid a lot of grant money if you don't say man is contributed to global warming. there is a financial interest. look at the stats. the tesla cost $72,000. the chevy volt that obama said was going to be the core of the future, discontinued. you know how much it cost to install a solar panel? wind enef

cape cod. kennedys. they said no. >> dana: don't ruin our view. listen what president trump said about something on your mind. >> it's like wind. even though it kills all the birds. do you want to see a bird cemetery, go under a windmill sometime. you've got every type of bird. [laughter] >> greg: we talked about this a couple days ago. i'm glad he brought it up because he has a megaphone and that might activate actual bird lovers and organizations to do something about the death the media won't document. every time there is an oil spill, see the birds and will you never see nothing from the wind carnage which is pretty steep. he is saying to those workers -- he can exaggerate. he is saying you're all going to lose your jobs. he is matching an equal exaggeration of the world's going to end. perfectly legitimate to use that same strategy. in reality. this is the good news about climate change. it doesn't matter whose side

you're on because you can still do something. aoc can see the -- say the world's going to end and you can say you're overstating it but yn still move forward on both sides with solutions that work even if your side is wrong. if aoc is right, clean nuclear energy is the path forward. even if aoc is wrong, clean nuclear energy is the path forward. i think we have solved this. >> dana: the other thing, shannon, you are our legal expert today. >> greg: no, i am. >> shannon: not today. >> dana: good answer, shannon paired part of the problem for energy projects is that it gets tied up in litigation. >> shannon: we have talked about this issue that one federal judge at the lowest level, there's almost 700 of them. they put a nationwide injunction on anything the president does in its tied up for two years trying to get of the supreme court. the russia hoax, as he calls it, and the green new deal, they are great things for him. he's going to love to run on these.

he talked about in march, i love the green new deal. i hope they don't stop talking about it. for him these are great campaign talking points. he saw how the crowd reacted. >> dana: juan, how are you feeling today? you look a little green. >> juan: i look at this and think to myself he makes stuff up. he says yeah, this is going to take away all your jobs. i think you have to be foolish to think that. >> greg: he is matching aoc's hyperbole. >> jesse: they want to eliminate the oil and gas industry in america. that was in the green new deal legislation. >> juan: what you get is trump and the g.o.p. have no ideas to deal with climate change. >> greg: i just said. >> juan: nuclear energy is part of -- >> greg: so it is an idea. thank you. why can't you hear it when i say it? >> juan: happy to have much more. no one is saying get rid of airplanes. no one is saying is greater cost to your jobs. he presents this caricature

because he has no ideas of his own to deal with climate change. let me say, and then he says this thing greg had about the birds. i just read today's cell phone towers kill more birds than the windmills. but nobody's -- >> shannon: no more cell phones. >> juan: itza distraction. >> dana: of the audubon society is not complaining about cell phone towers. >> greg: they have a position on wind power saying they are for it as long as it doesn't hurt birds but it does and it's rare birds and big birds. so what you're saying is you're okay -- you are doing "what about-ism" to get away from it. >> jesse: the green new deal. if you had read it, you would know that they are saying they want to eliminate oil and gas from the economy. >> juan: you read something that was on the computer. >> jesse: that's a lie and they got called out saying --

the excuse they made. >> shannon: the congresswoman did say that when people take what she says and describe it as hyperbole in the world is and people don't get her dry humor and that they aree and trump share something in common. they believe in directional truth. >> juan: maybe she should run, if she was 35. >> jesse: please run. >> greg: nuclear power before the end of the year. >> dana: coming up, san francisco creating a privacy versus public safety debate after banning the use of controversial technology, even in san francisco. introducing the first-of-its-kind lexus ux and ux f sport. also available in hybrid all-wheel-drive. lease the 2019 ux 200 for $329 a month for 36 months.

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>> shannon: san francisco sparking a new debate after becoming the first u.s. city to ban the use of facial recognition technology. local police and other departments will be prevented from using the tool that can help track down criminals. supporters of the band say it's a win for privacy rights while opponents arguing police need every available option to keep the city safe. greg, privacy experts say these things have false readings. one of the studies they said mismatched 28 members of congress to a bunch of random mug shots. there may be 28 who actually do have mug shots but these are false positives. they say there's potential for abuse. >> greg: everyone got this story wrong. it's not facial recognition. it's fecal recognition. san francisco has become one big urban toilet. you have to recognize what you're stepping in. san francisco has a way bigger problems than this. liberal leadership prefers to chase this. negligence spreading to

portland, seattle, l.a. even nyc. they aren't dealing with the actual problems of homelessness encampments and stuff like that which is really making cities less appealing to the people that pay the taxes there. also it's hilarious that people talk about privacy issues that are willing to have their faces taken, snap check take a picture of my face. hand over your dna to 23andme and we don't think about it. we do it for private companies. >> shannon: people assume if you're in public that you're being captured by somebody everywhere you go. whether it's at target or anywhere else. the feds will be able to use it for airports but these agencies say no more. >> dana: it's 1 out of 11000 people who live in san francisco is a billionaire because of the tech industry. you have the city saying no, privacy rights. i am mixed on this because i like the idea of being able to go to the airport, recognize my face, go straight through the line. get to bypass the line.

>> greg: you hate waiting in line. you hate people. >> dana: i like people. not in line. >> shannon: that's why i don't eat it places the don't take reservations. >> dana: absolutely not. i want police to have what they need to do their jobs. i think technology will improve but i'm way freaked out about what china is doing to their citizens to use facial recognition technology to punish you for things, if if you have a debt owed to somebody, you have a social credit score and you by a plane ticket and reserve your seat you find out you're not allowed to sit in that section of the plane. you have to sit in the back because you're not good enough. i am mixed about it but i think in the u.s. we can figure out a better way than banning it. >> shannon: people say unlike china we have constitutional rights and protections. this could be used to find missing people. there are good uses for it and that seems to be an argument in favor. >> jesse: taylor swift uses it at her concerts to nab the stoppers which has foiled several -- >> greg: no wonder i wasn't

there. >> jesse: stephen paddock, the vega shooter, took experts weeks to track down. we use it in airports or the super bowl. malaysian china and japan monitor their workers, monitor gamblers, monitor criminals. it's not about whether the technology is inherently good or bad. it's about how it's used and a lot of people have seen, abuse facebook or the fbi abusing surveillance powers and commoditizing. people are going to start walking around with masks in the streets. it's going to be terrifying. >> shannon: like on halloween. juan, there's a group that pointed out the boston marathon bombing, they had to go through

photos and videos. someone runs a software company says we could have found him in seconds if it was being used in boston at the time. >> juan: i guess you could. it's important to state that the san francisco police don't have this capacity at the moment. it's a theoretical argument they have ruled against. as you are saying, shannon, the airports and ports do have -- they are federal. in the case of the boston bomber, it's a federal crime, a federal act of terror for the federal government and fbi would have access to such information. i don't know if they used it. to me, i worry about what dana talked about china, this to me is like a step towards totalitarian government, like big brother, orwellian. i can't go anywhere, not only in this building but in new york city without being tracked, right? i think the supreme court has said the cops can't put a tracker on your car illegally, right? >> shannon: i have to have a warrant. >> juan: but because of my

cell phone, everyone knows where i am. at some point it becomes a privacy issue. do i have any right to my privacy going on. where are the conservatives on this? >> greg: suddenly juan is a libertarian. weird. >> jesse: talking about the trump campaign having their privacy rights violated know your site doesn't want to investigate it. >> juan: if you hear that the russians have interfered with my life. >> jesse: we will do that another day. >> shannon: they are probably reading your emails. i have a friend who signed off on her emails, hi, eric holder. she expected they were reading them. >> juan: in 1984, they talk about propaganda, constant surveillance. all the high tech we have now, it's like that's what's happening. it's scary. >> greg: the thing is, we are hypocrites because we handed over. we believe google is free

because we are the product. research and search and search and they take it all then we go this is the greatest thing ever. it's revolutionized our lives as journalists. look what i can find. we don't realize that actually it's because they are selling us. >> jesse: should we be reading those really long consents? >> shannon: you don't read those? george orwell did have a time machine, i'm convinced. up next, when a simple joke goes horribly wrong. what happened to one airline passenger justbe ahead. what's up with your... partner? not again. limu that's your reflection. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪

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general. for so many people who came of age but never grew up in the era of safe spaces, jokes are viewed as actual offenses. offenses, aggressions. trigger warnings are encouraged before students see challenging plays. comedy sets are stopped if one joke hurts one activists feelings. good comedians avoid colleges altogether. we have a generation that fails to see humor is one effective tool in reducing tension in stressful events, like a plane stuck on a runway or stock on "the five." if humans can no longer see humor's value and reducing hostility, what are we left with? hostility. life used to be like this. funny, truthful, shocking. now it's like this. scolding, self serious, community and as schoolmarm. it is the seth meyers effect, a joke was life becomes mundane and pale even late at night. yet he still has a show. now that's an unfunny punch lin

punch line. can't do jokes anymore on the plane, dana. >> dana: this a couple things that you can't joke about on a plane. but everything else should be within the limits. the other thing is, southwest does have pretty great staff. this seems really weird. >> greg: i think -- i don't want to be ageist but i think it's young people. all young people are bad, shannon. can i say that legally? >> shannon: yes, you can right it's your opinion. one of my favorite shows, "the office," you couldn't make that show now. i just feel like when i see the old episodes. >> dana: a lot of menlo meals do watch that. >> shannon: how are they not passed out? >> greg: even stuff on "friends" you can't believe that's happening. maybe we are better people now, more enlightened, juan. we are so enlightened we don't need jokes anymore. >> juan: i don't know. i am a big lenny bruce fan.

i like richard pryor, red fox. they put some of those guys in jail back then. i'm not sure we were always full of humor. the idea there was to absolutely push the line, skewered conventional thinking in america. they would put people in jail. we don't do that. it makes me think, jesse something else was going on between the flight attendant and that person. >> jesse: do you think they had a history? >> juan: i don't know. >> greg: i was wondering about that. i found out other people on the plane were shocked by this. i was singing maybe there was something going on, something else going on. >> juan: maybe it was his tone or maybe he had spilled something on her foot. >> jesse: tone is important and i would have to disagree with you about locking people up for telling jokes. trump joked that russia, if you're listening, hillary's emails. that was in the mueller report as a potential obstruction charge. that's how seriously they took

his joke. >> greg: i see it. [laughter] >> jesse: come on. >> juan: especially when the investigators come out. take it as a joke. >> greg: here is the big problem. you have young people who have a problem with jokes. them, then it's offensive and that's the tool that keeps society going. it's a lubrication. if you are in a meeting and you need -- let's say a meeting between tribes. i'm sure humor was the tool that kept you from killing each other. and that's what scares me. >> juan: is this even a bad joke? it wasn't offensive. >> greg: waiting here for a couple hours, let's hope it's vodka. >> juan: how is that offensive? >> shannon: she said i don't find that funny. >> dana: okay, fine. you tell them to turn around the plane and you ruin everybody else's day?

>> shannon: maybe it's true that we think our jokes that are hilarious and wonderful, we are getting old. i made a joke about carmen miranda yesterday. everyone was looking at me. no one knows who it is. >> greg: she was a flamenco dancer. >> jesse: i have no idea. >> jesse: who? carmen sandiego? >> juan: you knew when trump told the joke. >> jesse: "mad" magazine. >> greg: it's the fact that we are raising, we are raising children in their safe cages so if they go outside, something -- >> jesse: it wasn't just that she didn't like the joke. she abused her power and kicked him off. >> dana: that's the other thing. >> greg: i hope we don't find out more about the story and it turns out to become tightly wrong. i really don't want to do a correction. >> jesse: i handle the corrections. >> greg: asked, jesse does all my corrections. >> shannon: is this vodka? >> jesse: that's not funny.

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♪ >> jesse: it is time for "one more thing." they did a survey on the sexiest accents in america. here at the top contenders. texas. >> last night we had some crabs. members of the 1972 miami dolphins. >> jesse: now we have boston. >> that is a big storm coming down >> jesse: we have new york. google it. >> new york is a great place with great people. it has wonderful people. >> jesse: who do you think won? >> greg: i know what you will

panic. >> jesse: gets a scientific survey. >> dana: this is just in the states? i would go british if i could but i will go texas. >> jesse: texas is the one area. everyone thinks texas has the sexiest accents. i am also on martha tonight. >> juan: look what i am reading. do you believe in miracles? that is what happened last night for the new orleans pelicans. take a look at this video. you will see a celebration. [cheers and applause] they had only a 6% chance of winning but they beat the odds and to get the number-one pick in this year's nba draft and that means they get the right to select siad williamson, the biggest target all of college basketball you wouldn't believe the sad faces around here in new york.

the knicks had a 14% chance to get him but they fell to third place. my team the wizards, oh, my god. as usual they got the worst possible outcome. >> jesse: the knicks got robbed again. >> greg: can i read something from here? i've discovered many people, i've learned what it means to find peace from greg and the life you lead is more for my time spent with greg. he helped me find my place and provided me the inspiration to write this book can be a successful person. that was really nice. >> shannon: you are what is keeping me here every day. >> greg: it's a challenge because she is a pain. she is so high maintenance. i will plug, on fox nation i have a great writer from the national review kyle smith and we talk about movies and drag

across concrete, my favorite movie of the year and then on my podcast, we have to figure out an easier way to say that. i fox news podcast, i have the legend and people at home will be excited. the first lady of drag racing, an amazing conversation with the legendary auto racer. there you go. beat that dana and your dog. [laughter] >> dana: there is a reunion that was decades in the making in mississippi, get this, an article about the 109-year-old teacher and he recognized her and every student reached out and figured a way to get together. they felt the afternoon together. he is a retired judge and the father of a senator. it was really nice. the teacher is mean a lot to us over the years and reconnecting.

>> greg: you like these reunions with old people. >> dana: i like doing reunions of all people. >> greg: you have been doing this a lot lately. i've been noticing it. >> jesse: he has his eyes on you. >> shannon: it's time for my shameless book blog. i get a lot of questions about what is everyone like at fox and how did you end up there? >> greg: what does greg like? >> shannon: it is all in there. my husband is in there and the story how we met, we look like babies. many moons ago. i talk about my mom was also a teacher and a chapter about her as the meanest mom in the world as she embraced because she had a plaque that said that. and also my embarrassing pageant background. it put me through law school, that was my director. you were just as successful as me. >> jesse: thank you for inscribing my copy.

i cannot believe you put up with greg all day. set your dvrs and never miss an episode of "the five." >> bret: if anyone can find the bright side it's shannon bream. this is a fox news alert. welcome to washington, i am bret baier. president trump's newest ratings are in and they are up in both approval and disapproval. fox news poll show 46% of voters approve of the president's job performance and the last month, 53% disapprove of it. the closer look at his handling of border security and immigration shows a similar split with the approval of his handling of both of those issues in the 40s, more than half of voters disapprove. cut all of that change tomorrow? we are hours away from hearing president tremblay out his immigration plan and a speech from the rose