"life, liberty and levin." ♪ >> this is a fox news alert, this is day nine of the sex strike, and things are getting very tense. as you know, republican governor brian kemp signed a heartbeat abortion bill in the state of georgia. celebrity activist alyssa my elan know tweeted this: reproductive rights are are beig erased. we just cannot risk pregnancy. join me by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back. i'm calling for a sex strike. pass it on. if many men across the country are suffering, especially in the state of georgia, and they don't know how long they can last. so men were confused about which

side they were on. they didn't know if they needed to cross the picket line or if they were already on the right side. thankfully, actress patricia paa arquette cleared it up. >> maybe don't have sex with people who don't vote. [laughter] jesse: men who don't vote democrat are the targets. here's alyssa milano in her own words. >> really my hope was to raise awareness for these 16 bills that are happening all over our country that are trying to roll back women's rights. and i think the tweet alone was able to do that. [laughter] the reaction has been mixed. i think some people took it extremely seriously. jesse: i, for one, am one of those people. i'm taking the sex strike very seriously. i think it's a die the boll call move -- diabolical by women. we're at their mercy, basically, sean. and this means trouble for men.

i mean, sex strikes have worked throughout history in south america, in africa, in greece. i could see georgia turning blue as a result of the sex strike. [laughter] i could see conservative men, gun-toting guys, pickup-driving guys, they may be two, three weeks into a sex strike, they're voting bernie sanders, sean. [laughter] any one of us could fall victim to a sex strike, okay? we have to take this threat the seriously and pay very close attention. as i said, sex strikes have been successfully used throughout history; in ancient greece. the heroine leads a successful sex strike, forcing the men of athens and sparta to abandon the pell by nice war. in 2003 a sex strike in lie brother -- liberia actually ended a 14-year civil war and led to election of africa's first female head of state. in 2006 a sex strike in colombia

caused the city of peria's murder rate to decline by 27%. girlfriends of gang members held a strike of crossed legs until their partners gave up violence. again in colombia, a sex strike was able to make the colombian army of engineers undertake a massive infrastructure upgrade to highway system. in 2009 kenyan wimp slapped their partners -- women slapped their partners with a weeklong sex ban which resulted in national unity government. in 2011 in the philippines, a is sex strike put an end to fighting between villages that dated back to the early 1970s. finish sex strikes have not all been successful. they failed in italy and japan, but we can't take that risk. the stakes are just too high. now we've reached the tipping point. bette midler has joined the sex strike, tweet thing this: i hope women of georgia stop having sex

with men until these indig any eties are overturned. joining us now with reaction are fox nation host abby horn sec and headlines reporter carly shimkus. carly, just because sex strikes can end wars -- because they can be good, they can also be really mean. >> first of all, i am very impressed with your history and breadth of knowledge including pronouncing words -- [laughter] jesse: thank you. sex strikes are my thing. i know the deep history there. >> so alyssa milano was saying that women can't risk having sex unless they are fully committed to having the idea of having a baby. you know who else says that? jesse: who? >> the catholic church. she has gone so far left that she is now agreeing with people on the religious right. but the best reaction has come from fellow progressives. some have accused her of being

anti-woman, others are angry that her sex strike doesn't include transwomen. so -- jesse: i did not even consider that in the sex strike the -- >> alyssa milano can't even keep up with all the rules that woke society says that we should live by. jesse: well, here's where we get into the danger zone, because if this thing is successful, i mean, you could have the republicans lose the senate. if certain women hold out for that long, men might just switch parties if the sex strike goes that long. >> here's the thing, i mean, don't men do this to women all the time? they go on strike when they leave the toilet seat up or don't put their sweaty bodies on the couch. is that a strike? jesse: is that a strike? >> i don't want to be in a relationship where if you are having sex, it's enjoyable to women as well. i don't want to be in a

relationship where you have to barter with someone, right? jesse: so you're saying men could then reverse this and throw a sex strike back -- [laughter] how do you think that will work? >> then there will be no babies and, thus, no abortion -- jesse: the birthrate's already plummeting in america. patricia arquette, i disagree with what she said. people who are progressive enough to actually do this probably are only going on dates with people who agree with them politically. jesse: yeah, they're not dating republicans. right, it's like a civil war. they don't even realize they're hurting their own kind. >> exactly. jesse: i hear a very famous model, emily -- we know her on a first name basis, she's upset with the abortion bill down in alabama, and she went totally nude to protest it. is it right or wrong when women

just get totally naked to protest something? >> i mean, i wouldn't do it. i respect my body, and they're saying they respect their body so they can be out in public naked and showing off everything that god gave them. personally, i would not do that -- jesse: isn't it just a stunt? isn't it really an excuse for her to get naked -- >> she wasn't totally naked. she had a flower -- jesse: oh. [laughter] thank you for clarifying that. >> factually accurate. jesse: so almost completely naked. do you think that is an effective use of the movement? >> if you follow her on instagram -- something tells me you do follow her on instagram -- jesse: i do not. >> it's kind of her thing. jesse: i do not. >> she's beautiful. the post was -- she posts herself with no clothes on, very little clothes all the time. the post was pretty serious and was something that a lot of pro-choice folks -- the. jesse: yes. we're not trying to trivial the eyes what's going on down in alabama, we're just focusing on the protest movement. that's what we do here.

it's what we do here. all right. ladies, thank you guys very much. >> thank you. jesse: let's bring in former arkansas governor and fox news contributor mike huckabee and ceo of the new voice, herman cain. guys, before we get to real topic, the sex strike the, governor, i'm telling you we have to take this very seriously. >> yeah, we do. you know, i think the issue is how many states alyssa milano not be able to have sex in after another year. [laughter] and the fact is it may be that she may be one of the first hollywood celebrities who keeps her promise to move to canada, because she's going to be on strike everywhere else. [laughter] i think it's comical to watch this. as if the people of alabama, missouri and georgia could care whether iowa lis e saw milano comes and beds down in their state. jesse: herman, what do you think? >> well, i think the governor's right. the people in georgia -- and i live in georgia -- they do not care about her sex strike. now, here's a question that

nobody has raised: what does her husband think of this sex strike? [laughter] jesse: let's talk about the 2020 campaign. you have bill de blasio, failed may e your here in new york, he's running and he thinks he can win. the president of the united states responded. let's listen. >> i can't believe it. i just heard that the worst mayor in the history of new york city -- and without question the worst mayor in the united states -- is now running for president. it will never happen. i'm pretty good at predicting things like that. i would be very surprised to see him in there for a long period, but it's just not gonna happen. if you like high taxes and if you like crime, you can vote for him. but most people aren't into that. so i wish him luck, but really it'd be better off if you'd get back to new york city and did your job for the little time you have left. [laughter] jesse: all right. so, governor, you know, the campaign has said their strategy, they're running against a 24-headed socialism monster the, and bill de blasio

brings a lot of that to table of course meatless mondays, banning skyscrapers. democrats are going to have to answer for the craziness that comes out of every single candidate's mouth. >> first of all, i think the president's being very unfair to de blasio and his chances, because he's already done something that no other candidate has done -- jesse: what's that? >> he has united the country. democrats and republicans are united in laughing at the fact that he would even run being such such a failed mayor. [laughter] i'm anxious for him to go to iowa and promote his meatless strategy -- [laughter] in the city where there is more meat, both hogs and beef, than any other state in the country. let him go and sell it. and if he can win iowa with that message if -- [laughter] he's a better man than i thought he was. jesse: you can win iowa on a vegan platform, you can win anywhere. herman, you know, the governor's right. he has been able to unite

everyone against him, even the mainstream media. mainstream media loves liberal politicians. i think we found the one liberal politician even the media doesn't like. >> i believe that governor -- mayor deblass you will -- de blasio will avoid iowa. he will get crucified if he tries to go to iowa talking about his meatless mondays. and worse, killing babies after they are born. here is what i believe mayor de blasio suffers from, new yorkitis. they believe that they are the center of the universe and that everybody agrees with them. as governor huckabee said, he has succeeded at uniting the rest of the nation because the rest of the nation absolutely does not agree with him, and he is under the illusion that he represents the thoughts of the rest of america, and he clearly

does not. jesse: i hope i don't have any of this rubbing off on me. >> no, you're okay. don't worry. governor huckabee and i will pull you back if you start acting stupid, okay? [laughter] jesse: just don't pull me down to georgia, there's a massive sex strike going on. we can't have that. [laughter] all right. the president in louisiana also earlier this week went after a whole host of the democrats. let's listen to that. >> i got boot edge edge. i got 'em all. i got beto. beto, where's -- what the hell happened? remember about four weeks ago he said i was made for this. he was made for it. he was made to fall like a rock. i don't know what the hell happened to biden. what happened to him? i'm looking, i said, that doesn't look like the guy i knew. what happened to him? and bernie, you know, bernie's crazy. [laughter] bernie's crazy. pocahontas, i think, is probably out. [laughter] boy, you got some

beauties there. [laughter] jesse: we're going to get to beto in a second. boot edge edge, don't you love how he says that? >> the thing that you've -- >> i can't pronounce his name either. >> but he brands people so beautifully, and once it's stuck, i mean, you know, all i can say is mcdonald's is the only brand i know that sticks better than the things that donald trump puts on somebody, because once they're on, it's on like superglue. jesse: even when he said crazy bernie down there in louisiana, herman, the crowd was just eating it up. >> yeah, they were eating it up. here's the one thing that all of the 23 democrat presidential wannabes have in common, and i believe that the president has observed it, and that is they all have at least one socialist idea that they are trying to separate themselves from the

other candidates on. and one of the ones that i know we are going to talk about beto to -- o'rourke, he even made the statement in front of a crowd that the tax code needs to be used to give more money to black people. that's an insult! it is divisive, and it is ridiculous! i had someone ask me the other day what has president trump done for black people? i said, all you have to do is look at what he has done for all people and this nation, and black people have also benefited. beto and others are trying to divide us on these socialist ideas that's part of the socialist creed that's trying to come into our culture. jesse: yeah. well, it's going to be capitalism versus is socialism in 20. i think i know how it's going to go just knowing the country, but i guess we have to let the voters decide. we didn't have enough time to get to beto's ear hair trimming

so, guys, just keep your powder dry. all right, governor, herman -- >> jesse, let's just pray he doesn't have a colonoscopy, he'll want to put that on live stream as well. [laughter] jesse: drop the out before you get that done, please, beto. please. all right, guys. up next, the great one, mark levin, is going to be on "watters' world." and later, classic movies that wouldn't survive in today's p.c. world. we'll take a look. ♪

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watch this. >> i think people like that, like rod rosenstein -- who are people of accomplishment but not real sterling character, strong character -- >> now the former director seems to be acting as a partisan pundit, selling books and earning speaking fees while speculating about the strength of my character. jesse: here with reaction, the host of "life, liberty and levin," and the author of the upcoming book, "unfreedom of the press," mark levin. mark, this reminds me of you know when you're outside in the backyard and you pull a rock up, and all the little bugs start scurrying around and looking for cover and start fighting each other? this is what's happening. >> you know, comey really is a reprobate though. i mean, when it comes to the worst of the worst, he's the worst of the worst. you remember when he was fired by the president, remember, the democrats wanted him fired until trump the actually fired him.

he said, you know, he's the president, he can do whatever he want. he leaked, he leaked through a law professor because he didn't want to get caught, but he got caught. all this was taking plus when he was -- place when he was director of the fbi, he was fighting with the deputy director. he's a real reprobate. and really it goes back to president obama. obama with comey, obama with brennan, obama with clapper. the three stooges of intelligence and law enforcement, the disaster. you know, i was chief of staff to an attorney general. we had serious people in these positions, and they never would leave their positions, retire and then go on cable tv or anywhere else and start attacking, you know, the opposition party. you never heard from them again. maybe they'd write a book, join a think tank. these guys go over to msnbc and cnn and these phony seminars or wherever they're going on, going on and on. i mean, jim comey, seriously e?

the russians were interfering with our election. jim comey was the director of the fbi, what the hell did he do about it? nothing effective, that's for sure. jesse: usually conservatives get their hopes up when we think things are turning around. that's happened many times. you know, it's always the case where this is just about to happen, and it doesn't. or, you know, hillary's about to get indicted, and it doesn't happen. is this going to be one of those times where you appoint a prosecutor, durham -- great reputation -- but it turns out no one gets punished? >> you know, i never get my hopes up, i just plow ahead. and that's what we ought to do. i don't know this prosecutor in connecticut. everybody says he's great. i never heard of him before yesterday. back in 1961 there was a gentleman who became the head of the library of congress, and he wrote a book. he used to call these things pseudo-events. so the president viscerally is right. he says when you look at the media, it's filled with

pseudo-events. collusion for two years was a pseudo-event. obstruction, so-called, is another pseudo-event. 700 prosecutors, former prosecutors write a letter. there's tens of thousands of former prosecutors, so these are all liberals who hate trump. some guy writes an op-ed in "the new york times," anonymous, pseudo-event. and we spend days and weeks talking about non-news. and then it's filled with propaganda where they -- look, we're connecting the dots on pseudo-events. and now we're talking about all these subpoenas -- jesse: right. >> -- and constitutional crisis. more pseudo, phony events. jesse: yeah. and the real events like the border crisis, they don't cover. look at this book i have here. mark levin, "unfreedom of the press." now -- >> it's beautiful. jesse: i cannot wait to dig my teeth into this thing. this thing's coming out may 21st, tuesday. >> correct. jesse: i don't know, jim acosta's got a book out, he says

it's a dangerous time to tell the truth in america. i don't know, acosta, levin, how's it going to may out on "the new york times" list? [laughter] >> first of all, i didn't know jim acosta could read, let alone write. [laughter] but that's okay. he's in my book too because he is a complete fraud, and his dramatic activities at the white house are intended to provide substance for his book. it's really an outrage. but you raise a very good point. what is unfreedom of the press about? we have a media and then we have free press in the constitution. they're two different things right now. jesse: yeah. >> that which is undermining the free press is the modern mass media. and they're undermining the free press in several ways, and this is very, very important. number one, they've decided to throw in with unpolitical party. back in the 1800s we had a party press. now they side with one party. we know this from surveys and polls that go back decades. idealogically, they are progressives. there's simply no question about

it. again, we know from surveys and polls that they are liberal for the most part. what else do we know? now we know that they've turned the corner, they're not interested in pursuing objective news. they say they will, and if you criticize them, they immediately say, oh, you're attacking freedom of the press. jesse: right. >> they are social activists. you can't see a dime's worth of difference between most newsrooms and journalists in this country and the democrat party, which is why they're so comfortable bringing schiff on and and nadler on. they all sound alike and act alike. now, jesse, this isn't new, but it's gotten much worse. in 1942 this was a report by the -- this was a report by the media about the media. by the way, they're not circumspect, you'd never see that report today. one of the things they said back then was the greatest danger and fear should be the mixture of news with opinion. you know, we at fox, we try to separate the two. jesse: right. >> you're not a news guy, i'm not a news guy.

we know who the news guys are and who the ore people are -- other people are, and that's great. you go to cnn, and don lemon is still characterized as a newsman. these are not -- jesse: and that's why people don't trust the media, because if they've going to lie about something as obvious as that, what else are they lying about? all right, here's the book, "unfreedom of the press." may 21st, go out and grab it. mark levin. and, mark, when i have my best selling book out, i expect to be the on the radio show, okay? >> you got it, buddy, thank you. jesse: all right, thank you. still ahead, a presidential candidate enters "watters' world." wait until you see who we have in studio. but first, is the p.c. culture killing the movie industry? we're going to debate it up next. ♪

back to "watters' world." ♪ ♪ jesse: people watch movies to laugh and relax and unwind. many enjoy older films from decades ago which still hold up today, but writing in "the hill," christian toto wonders, will political correctness kill classic movies? the entertainment industry is under the watchful eye of the c. police. -- p.c. police.

already some have come under heavy criticism from social justice activists. what else could wind up on the cutting room floor? joining me now to discuss, radio talk show host larry elder and political columnist kathy aru. all right, let's given with a classic movie, comedy that everybody loves that i'm not so sure would hold up today, blazing saddles. roll it. >> got that walk, it's all right. >> thank you. >> thank you. >> thank you. [speaking german] >> they're darker than us, woo f! jesse: kathy, ladies first here. obviously, mel brooks in the

native american outfit. that, today, would be seen as extremely controversial. how to you feel about that? >> unfortunately, yes, extremely controversial. mel brooks, funny at the time, but that's black in german, so he's making fun of their skin color. he's not laughing with the majority, he's laughing at the majority, and then makes a nazi joke? nothing funny about nazis, i don't think, in this day and age. no, does not make it. jesse: so, larry, mel brooks, obviously, comedy icon -- >> right. jesse: responsible for some of the greatest comity films of all time. back then, what was this, 1974. i don't even know if they still really run this on cable anymore. do you see something like this just kind of just falling off the tv screens because people don't want to see it? >> oh, absolutely. i agree with her. this movie would never be green

lighted right now. and it isn't just that scene regarding the native american, it's the running jokes about gays, including the use of the f-word for gays. there's no way that would be green lighted right now, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. i know a couple of gays who saw the movie when it came out, and they were the offended. most people weren't at the time, but things change. our culture has changed. people have become a lot more sensitive now, so movies like that never in a million years would be green lighted, and that isn't necessarily a bad thing. jesse: so, let's see, what would this be, 13 years after blazing saddles you had spaceballs. everybody remembers spaceballs with rick moranis. let's roll a clip of that. >> found anything yet? >> we ain't found [bleep] jesse: okay. so, obviously, the afro pick combing the desert, extremely edgy. was that edgy at the time? because right now, obviously,

you know, people would pick up on that. or, kathy, could comedians, they can get away with certain things, i mean, not everything, do you think they could get away with something hike this today? >> well, were they laughing with the group that they were representing or at the group? so i don't think tyler perry productions would have been formed or one won the number one movie company with madea films if they were so happy with those films. so, no, i don't think the minorities were laughing along with this movie. >> okay. were you, larry? >> you know, jesse, the problem is there's a line between being respectful and being hypersensitive. jesse: right. >> when scarlett johansson accepts the role of a transgender and then gets hammered because she's not and rescinds the role, we've crossed the line from respectful, paying attention to people's feelings to hypersensitivity. and i think that's the concern. that's the area that comedians

have to focus on. jesse: right. and it's usually about the comedians in the comedian culture, and the producers are involved too. they're the ones that are usually the arbiter of what's appropriate and what's not appropriate, and usually they hit the right mark with the audience although, obviously, they've changed. let's go to i guess this would be a me too situation. i don't know how this would fly, goldfinger, james bond, 1964 -- [laughter] check it out. >> no, a little lower, darling. >> i thought i'd find you in good hands. >> felix! felix, how are you? [laughter] >> hello. >> felix, say hello to vink. >> hi. >> say good to knicks. man talk. jesse: okay. so man talk and then the slap. kathy, there's a lot of gratuitous sex and misogyny in movies all the time. this is a little bit different,

though, i imagine from your perspective. >> well, the james bond movies always took advantage of their female characters to be the hourglass figures and to slap them like little pets. so my mother, who did not consider herself a feminist, actually would not even watch james bond because of these scenes. and she didn't know why, but she was uncomfortable. jesse: still today the movies are all over netflix and everything, and the dvds still sell. what do you think? >> yeah. but the james bond of today is very different than the james bond of the '60s and '70s. you don't find the kind of madman mentality approach. i think daniel craig, the last few movies, he was actually loyal. so the whole thing has changed now. you don't have the kind of putdown of women routinely in movies anymore, and that's a good thing. jesse: yes, it is. let the audience decide. if it's a problem, they won't watch it. all right, guys, thank you very much. guys and gals.

excuse me. want to be p.c.. wait until you hear the shocking amount of time people spend gossipping about other people. we're going to gossip about one of our great friends, greg gutfeld, right next. ♪ ♪

muck if muck. ♪ ♪ jesse: we're all guilty of gossipping. i admit, i love spreading juicy rumors at gutfeld. watch in this. to know greg is to gossip about him. he complains a lot, he says a lot of ridiculous things. [laughter] i don't think i would say anything behind your back that i wouldn't say to your face. >> i'm the same way. jesse: but the amount of time we spend doing it is going to surprise you. a new study finds 52 minutes a

day talking about other people. we're negative only 15% of the time. and by the way, the study claims women and men gossip the same. i don't believe that. joining me now, my co-host on the five and the host of the daily briefing, dana perino. >> my debut in "watters' world." jesse: this is a big deal. there it is. everyone's watching, including greg. [laughter] i wanted to talk to you about greg -- >> known him a long time. jesse: you've known him a lot longer than i have. [laughter] have you noticed -- i wouldn't say development, have you noticed a change in his personality recently? because it seem like things are getting different. >> well -- like he's tense? jesse: he's tenser, but it's going in different directions. >> okay. this is what i say about greg, there's a lot going on in there. i mean, back in the day you might have classified the him as a genius -- [laughter] jesse: how far back in the day was this? [laughter] >> there's a lot, he's, like, so clever. one of the things that's amazing about him that people may not

realize is his mom recognized early on he had this creative mind, so when he would be off of school, she'd let him watch tv all day, and she bought him mad magazine, and he would read that, and go, oh, they get me. jesse: he's a total weird doe. >> it's gotten worse. jesse: he's doing a few strange things. he walks home -- >> when it's nice out. jesse: it's, like, a 50-minute walk. >> it's good exercise. jesse: i guess, but it's bizarre. i also think he bought a guitar? we have the guitar. greg's in a band now. there it is -- >> wow. he loves that. jesse: what do you think that's about? >> i think that it's something that he used to do. did you know that he used to be in a band, and he used to be a singer. jesse: oh, wait, we have a picture of him with some rock stars. can we show that? was it kiss or, like -- there it is. there it is. >> there he goes. yeah. obviously, he has interesting

taste in music. jesse: interesting is a generous word. >> yes, yes. jesse: most people would say horrific. >> he's really particular about what he's going to eat. jesse: yes. that's all he talks about! from the back half of the show -- >> no, that's the commercial block after the a block. what am i i going to eat. he had a bad episode with chicken. remember? if he was off for a couple of days -- jesse: he was off because of chicken? >> no, there was some sort of food poisoning thing -- jesse: oh. is that when he hit his head on the door? >> no! that was actually not his fault, he was walking into the studio, and somebody was walking out -- jesse: he claimed he needed a cat scan. >> he did. he got hit on the head -- jesse: he was fine. i'm sorry, he takes it very serious. >> but he did get hurt: he likes to make fun of me. jesse: he loves it. i want to say something. i feel like he's been a little

tougher on you than usual. what do you think that's about? >> i don't know. sometimes i wonder if he hates me. [laughter] jesse: he loves you! you know who he really loves? three things he really loves to talk about, watch. >> okay. >> it's called nuclear power. of it's the cleanest, safest -- what you're seeing is cleaner, safer versions of nuclear power, other kinds of nuclear power. the problem with opioids is that they work. the abuse of prescription opioids is so low. a little scott adams math on you -- >> that was great. jesse: i stole that from -- >> >> i stole that from scott adams. i love the sound of you frustrated over my animals are great video. yeah, animals are great, unlike ed henry. >> you know what? when the five first started, he and i were seated next to each other -- >> short people. >> yes, for the lighting. but it turns out, i really think i was able to do other things at fox because of him.

jesse: let's not kiss his butt too much. we're here to talk about him. i'm just saying he keeps repeating the same stuff, nuclear power, scott adams, opioids are great, animals are great. animals and opioids -- >> now, see, he has the power of per persuasion in his mind because everybody knows animals are great, they get it in their head, they associate it with him. remember in the commercial break heleneed over to me and he said i look angry all the time. [laughter] jesse: we need something to help greg with his anger. probably wine. >> well, there's a lot -- jesse: there's a lot of that. let's get to that next time. we're going to have you back on. >> the waters are fine. jesse: up next, a presidential candidate enters "watters' world." not joe biden, someone else.

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♪ ♪ >> a giant casino across the southern border which will not repel the immigrants as a part of my if pathway to citizenship through indentured servitude. jesse: are you serious? that was the dnc convention. he's a perennial candidate for president of the united states with a platform of free ponies

for everybody. he's already thrown his hat or boot into the ring this year running as a libertarian, and he joins me now. mr. supreme -- >> yes, sir, pleasure to be here on your television program. thank you for having me. jesse: thank you for joining me. >> you'll never guess who i saw. jesse: who'd you see? >> mr. joe biden. they have him working for the tsa -- [laughter] jesse: that's right for his wheelhouse. >> unfortunately, he fell asleep while sniffing my wife's hair. [laughter] jesse: you've been running fence 1987, and you have a political action committee -- >> well, it is a campaign committee, if you will. it's a 527. jesse: okay. >> it is called pony up, america. jesse: people donate to you, and you use that to travel around. >> the more i can spend. yes, i've been traveling around the country to appear at various -- jesse: and it's a beautiful country, is it not? >> it truly is.

it must only be spent on legitimate campaign expenses. jesse: right, like your boot. [laughter] >> buy a pony, that would be a legitimate campaign expense. jesse: okay, good. so i have my opinion that there's so many democrats running for president because a lot of them just want to do what you do -- [laughter] raise a lot of money, travel the country in the warmwet, raise their -- warm weather, raise their speaking fees, write a book, and network around and when it gets cold, they'll drop right out. >> absolutely, sir. many people run for many different reasons, and, of course, gaining national notoriety and sell books is certainly one of those -- jesse: i don't see your platform as that different than a lot of the other candidates. you have people trim thing their nose hairs, working out at the gym and doing all this crazy stuff. i mean, you and the rest of the democratic field, there's not that big of a difference. >> oh, yeah! gotta prove you're a regular guy and you do regular things all

the time. i'm just a regular guy. i got a haircut once, look at that. jesse: you actually need a little beard trim. you should go in and live stream that. >> i think we will. beto did that teeth cleaning stunt, obviously, a reference to the mandatory toothbrushing law. jesse: you don't like stunts at all. >> oh, no, no, because gingivitis has been eroding the gumline of this great nation of ours for long enough and must be stopped. for too long our country's been suffering from moral and

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>> time now for last call. the nba draft this week and the new york knicks missed out on the number one overall pick. williamson. leaving fans like stephen smith really upset. >> we are talking about a box office, potential megastar, a skywalker! all of this reduced because mark tatum and the nba office wanted to be honest and they didn't fix it they didn't get the number one overall pick! i cannot believe this. i can't take it. i love y'all but i gotta go. [laughter]

>> that is how we all felt! that is all tonight. be sure to follow me on facebook, instagram and twitter. follow my dog too. "justice" with judge jeanine is next. remember, i am watters and this is my world. >> hello and welcome to "justice" i am judge jeanine thank you for being with us tonight and thank you again for making last week's "justice" number one all day long, all night, all weekend. saturday, sunday! i love you, thank you. tonight we have a great guest lineup. -- we are going to hit it tonight! the first, my open. we are not going quietly into the night. grab your popcorn, junior mints or whatever makes you happy. the real show is about