about this and other subjects on how much the government can do, be expected to do and how much as we and parents do tomorrow on coast to coast. right now here's "the five." >> hi, i'm greg gutfeld with emily, juan, jesse and she needs a license, dana perino. "the five." a new gallup poll says four in ten americans embrace socialism. we should gasp at this. i'm not surprised it's not higher. the fact is, people that know what socialism is, those that fled socialist countries, they're getting old. many are dying. the knowledge of such horror goes to the grave. they're being replaced by the lowest form of life allowed on

campus without a leash. socialist professors. these gate keepers keep socialism from being understood the way sober survivors remember. why would a socialist admit that a grime losing team killed millions of people in instead, the ghouls shift emphasis on oppression of western civilization. it's working. we have socialists running for office and they're winning. the greatest tricks that the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist. the greatest trick is that socialism didn't happen. it's not longer a murderist ideology but a cute thing that gets you free things. we witnessed one hell of a makeover. charles manson is now santa claus. so there's something disturbing

going on, jesse. a new quinnipiac poll that dana shared. it's an interesting poll. >> jesse: she loves the poles. >> biden went from 38 to 35. sanders jumped from 11% to 16%. so we have santa claus, socialism closing in and could be president of the united states. >> yeah, i don't know if bernie's rise is real. we'll have to sea -- say about that. it's baloney. nobody knows what it is. i would agree that appeal of socialism is increasing for two runs. one, social media is like a radical den of socialism imbreeding. it's politicians and journalists taking likes from politically

corrected playmakers. it rises everybody up until you have a reality that is completely detached from the rest of the country. socialism is a response from donald trump. this winner, this nationalist. they say we want to pivot to the opposite of that he has this winning campaign to make great again which wants to re-establish america as the number 1 in the world and not apologize for it. so the democrats are still searching for a slogan. what they want to do, whereas donald trump is still continuing as the change candidate, democrats are just trying to go backwards and re-establish the old order. they don't realize that donald trump is cannibalized 20% of their electoral map,20% of their policies and they're still trying to fight in the socialism winderness out here on the left instead of the center. >> emily, you like charts or graphs? >> yes. >> great. let's go to this graph. surprise. the younger you are, the more

likely you will embrace socialism. 18 to 34, 58%. say it's good. once you get over 35, drops to 40. i still think it's high at 36%. we don't know how -- once you get to the next level, anybody that has been on this planet long enough to experience what happens tends to not like it. maybe this is being skewed by young people that have had it too good. >> there's certainly that possibility, especially with the naivety and the progressive pitch and the socialism tendencies being pushed on campus. jesse, i disagree with you. >> jesse: let's hear it. >> all right. it's not hypothetical at all. i'm from the bay area. i live in seattle now. socialists have declared war on the democratic establishment. forget about the republicans. they're not even in the picture. the socialists have taken over those west coast cities. we see it rampantly in my

opinion with the homeless population and all of the things that stem from that. the public policy principals, the dependency programs in place. seattle spends a billion dollars a year on the homeless. to what end? a growing population. there are so many stats and quotes i can bust out. the bottom line there this policy fight happening on the left. it forces and changes people to feel like they have to have this compassion driven approach. all it does is undercut this reasonable firm hard line thing. it is a magnet policy for homeless and for other things. the reality is, the west coast cities are living socialism and why they're being bankrupted and taken over and failing to progress in any way. >> juan, as a card caring socialist, how do you respond to that reasonle analysis?

>> i'm batman, too. >> look how excited she is. >> you like that. >> as batman, let me speak to the joker. because you said oh, trump is such a successful -- you missed have missed the idea that he bankrupted -- >> how old gold clubs do you own? >> i don't play golf. i don't own golf clubs. >> the problem here, trump and the republicans are responsible for the popularity of socialism. you know why? >> why? >> because they keep saying every good idea and policy that the democrats come up with, socialism. >> name one. >> it's socialism. let's take healthcare. let's do something about student debt. socialism. then you know that graph you showed, greg, about the ages? how interesting that seniors that get social security and

medicare say oh, terrible thing. socialism. that's a socialist policy. >> it's their money. >> no, it's not. we put money -- >> i put a lot of money to social security. it's not coming back. i'll never see it again. >> it's the young people putting, paying for those policies. i think they're less likely to see social security. >> i agree with you. >> than the seniors. >> another bad program. >> look at the gi bill. look at so many things. they're intended to mediate the excesses of capitolism which has embraced everything from child labor, slavery, monopoly -- >> this is 2019. >> dana, if you look at campuses, you won't find a single sober analysis of socialism. >> you will still find howard zen's best seller. he said capitolism is bad. i wish i can remember the name

of it in the "wall street journal." naomi riley had an interview with a guy that wrote a counter book. i'm going to bring it up in a commercial break. somebody will find it. he's a professor. no, actually this is all good. i wonder about young people, part of it, is it rebelling against parents and wanting to be different? i do think there's this notion that scandinavia is like the utopia. >> right. >> and go live there for a while. >> and most of their wealth was due to free markets and trade before they enacted the big governments. >> dana: and also because of fossil fuel, oil and gas. that's how they fund their governments. >> a lot of the victims are caused by income inequality. we talk about homelessness. why do we have so much -- >> capitolism. americans -- >> because we have a booming

economy -- >> liberal mayors. >> their rents are higher -- >> jesse: so there's a booming economy. >> the economy is hot. >> jesse: thank you. let's wrap that up to a sound bite. >> thank you, president obama. i know that hurt you jokers. >> i'm happy. you're happy. let's move on. >> i had a great point but i'll save it. >> one last point. >> the point about medicare for all. look at bernie sanders. he's number 2 in the democratic national committee last year. a lot of people say he would have been number 1 if it wasn't rigged. now he's 20 or more points behind biden. why? you think medicare for all? that actually has hurt the democrats. so i don't think that this is the way that they want to go politically. if you start asking actual democrats do you like the healthcare plan that you have, they say yes. >> that was a good point. >> dana: it's a good point.

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cities. >> would you allow these cities to ignore the federal law? >> the reason they ignore the federal law is there's no funding at the federal level to provide for the kind of enforcement that you need. part of the problem is, you have to have a federal government that can enforce laws. this administration has been fund mentally derelict in not funding the requirements that are needed to enforce the existing law. >> yes or no, would you allow the cities to enforce the law? >> no. >> dana: memories. memories. i remember that one. jesse? biden's past positions have not hurt him so far in the polls. i wonder when others on his left, within the democratic candidate field are going to start taking swipes at him. >> jesse: at the debates. >> dana: they're going to wait. >> jesse: at the debates, yeah. they'll take him out. have to take him out early. it's all about pennsylvania.

as you said, trump only needs to win one of the three blue rest belt states. he can afford to lose wisconsin and michigan 50 he wins pennsylvania. he will have a lot of money with the rnc who is outraising the dnc. he will have the plane and be in pennsylvania a lot. he's going to make biden defend their own turf. they're going to be on the defensive. a two-prong strategy in pennsylvania. the one prong is my trade and immigrations policies have protected workers from cheap steel being dumped and cheap labor. if you look at the pennsylvania economy, the jobless rate, all-time low and payrolls are at an all-time high. you'll say about joe biden if he's the nominee, he abandoneded you. he gave you nafta.

he let illegals pour in and manufacturing jobs were lost. that will be pretty tough for biden to rally against. the crowd size for biden was so pathetic during his launch on a saturday. he barely got 5,000 in philadelphia, a town of millions. trump had 20 to 30,000 out in the middle of nowhere in pennsylvania. no biden movement. >> dana: but it was a lovely place. >> jesse: beautiful part of the state. >> dana: not only do he make that case that biden abandoned you, he abandoned him physically. >> don't forget. biden desserted you. he was born here, but he left you, folks. he says i know scranton. i know the places better. he left you for another state and he didn't take care of you. he didn't take care of your jobs. he let other countries come in

and rip off america. >> dana: emily, biden did leave when he was 11 years old. the point is he did leave. it's true. >> emily: it resonated well there. >> jesse: if he was tough, he would have told his parents to state. >> dana: i have aspirations to be president. >> emily: biden tweeted a little bit ago, he responded to that. he said my dad lost his job. he got a job elsewhere. we have it here on the screen. i have never forgotten where he came from. he made it about the working family. the hardest walk the parent has to do is tell them they're leaving. i think to dovetail -- >> jesse: are you going to disagree? >> emily: no. everything there i think he can tie back to his two-pronged messaging and also that biden is the establishment candidate. so he's going to say, for example, like pennsylvania is

still in a disaster declaration for the opioid epidemic. they can be tied to the southern border crisis. can it be tied to china. there's so many things that trump can tie it into and say what has biden done for you the past 40 years that he's been serving this entire country? something that he has on his side and that will resonate and going back to there's older voters in this audience and it resonated when he said there was the exodus since then and it happened under biden's watch. >> dana: greg, what do you think about president trump treating joe biden as the frontrunner? good idea at this point? >> greg: i guess so. i don't know. it's still too early. how anybody with experience will be haunted by the ghosts of infractions past. i liked old biden. when i was with him on immigration and with him on crime. i don't know what the new biden

is. they move the goal posts of common sense and made it with the common sense of wokeness. everybody has to change their stances now. that's why somebody like mayor pete and beto, who used to have the benefit of having no experience, no experience, they can't get you on anything. you know? >> dana: like president obama. >> jesse: and they're changing their positions not based on facts or new reality. it's changing because other people's feelings -- >> greg: that's all it is. shows a lack of spine. >> dana: and it did have an effect of moving the party to the left and the you'll people like it. >> jaun: the party has moved to the left. i don't know if it's just bernie. i appreciate the idea that people change their positions, jesse. donald trump on abortion, huh? or donald trump on the war in iraq, huh? >> jesse: did he change? >> dana: yeah, he's consistent on iraq. >> jesse: i used to not like you. you slimmed up. >> jaun: don't do it. if she disagrees with you, i

want to get on the emily bandwagon. let me say this. i think if we invited donald trump to the table to play poker with "the five," i'd take his money big time. you know why? let me finish. >> jesse: playing the race card. >> jaun: you're the 1% black person. here's what he does. he is right now -- it's like a poker player and he keeps blinking. he's like i know what's going on. he thinks joe biden is a threat in pennsylvania. that's why he's attacking joe biden like that. he's not attacking kamala harris. he's not going after anybody else. he's going after joe biden, going after the media sometimes. last night, going after the media again. he's going after justin amash. why? a republican that is saying it's time to impeach this idiot. >> dana: whoa. >> jesse: he's not afternoon idiot. he's the president of the united states. by the way -- >> greg: what were his reasons for impeachment?

does anybody -- >> dana: because he said he read the report. >> greg: so that's an -- he goes guilty of impeachable offenses. tell me more. tell me more. he has nothing. he's looking for a job. >> dana: that's interesting. we'll have a chance to talk about it next. nancy pelosi clashing with top democrats over whether or not to impeach president trump. ♪ it's just not right. but with sofi, you can get your credit cards right - by consolidating your credit card debt into one monthly payment. you can get your interest rate right - by locking in a fixed low rate today. and you can get your money right. with sofi. check your rate in 2 minutes or less. get a no-fee personal loan up to $100k.

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caucus? >> no. >> jesse: apparently pelosi hasn't been listening the people like jerry nadler. he's fuming over don mcgahn skipping his committee's hearing and is ready to take things much further. >> first thing we're going to do, hold mcgahn in contempt. dealing with a lawless president that is going to any lengths to prevent testimony that does implicate him. >> the president and his lawless behavior is making it more difficult to ignore all alternatives including impeachment. >> jesse: juan, you think impeachment is a problem for pelosi or trump? >> juan: pelosi. >> jesse: you do? wow. >> juan: yeah. pelosi made this clear for in. not to impeach. she wanted a series of hearings. if facts emerge that push people, fine. otherwise, she wanted to pursue a democratic agenda. she's doing it but doesn't get

much attention. that was her strategy, jesse. what we see is trump's not allowing the investigations to go forward with his blanket obstruction not only of people in don mcgahn, documents, the judge yesterday just had to say the financial records must be made available to the congress. trump says that's a obama judge. we're going to appeal. that slow-walks it further. i think he wants to be impeached by the house because he will not be convicted by a republican majority in the senate and then he will see to his grievance loving supporters, they beat me up, but i'm still standing. they sent mueller after me, i'm still standing. they impeach me, i'm still standing. now he's a victim for conservatives. >> jesse: you're nodding your head. you agree that trump wants to be impeached in the house? >> greg: it's like that tom sawyer story where you trick the kid to painting the fence by

exaggerating the benefits. go for it. do it. the greatest. i think it's going to turn him -- i don't think it's about victimization. it's about -- >> juan: was that clark kent? >> greg: i realize is -- it's folks hero status when you go after somebody. he has a great economy going. all of this good stuff is happening and you're impeaching him? it's going to turn him into paul bunyan. but this is my new theory. trump will get reelected because this is all theater. literally he has become a six theater amc multiplex. he has over six movies playing as the same time. in one theater, tweet storm. another one, you have north korea, executive action. another one, a economy on fire. another one, you have celebs melt down. then you have collusion psychosis. then you have rally fever. and then you have family

affairs. rated r. so you have so much to choose from, right? the movies are not violent. they're fun. everybody is having a good time. he's going to be re-elected. you're making more movies. >> jesse: big box office for donald trump. tomorrow morning, pelosi will get on this none call. what do you think that will be like? >> dana: obviously pressure. the other thing very interesting, so far she's been able to keep everybody pretty much in line. now you see people that disagree with her willing to go out and do interviews. they're on the record, tweeting about it, openly in revolt. so i think she had to have this phone call. every reporter you know will be on the phone call. we'll in some way find out about the phone call. i think president trump is 98% under impeachment. just making it official will maybe change a little bit. they're already doing all of the things basically to impeach somebody. all the documents, the

testimony, all of the requests. she has the support from the democrats but the natives are restless. they're saying wait, she told us we have to win the majority in order to hold president trump accountable. now she's saying, we can't hold the president accountable because we have to keep the majority. you can understand that grass roots are frustrated. >> jesse: she doesn't want people in swing districts having to take a tough vote on impeachment. it's an ugly vote on an election year. >> it's wrapped up in with the revolt. what do the constituents feel? a ton of people, democrats, that ran in 2018 and that was on let's let the mueller report play out. the people that are crying about impeachment weren't the ones running in battle states. there's that section. so in that revolt, revealing true colors. but also even people like, for example, senator warren who said oh, well, you know, it's upholding the constitution means more than the party. it's strategy -- when strategy

comes into play, it's so obvious because if it mattered to the democrats, getting to the truth or the bottom of everything, they would make a greater deal about mueller testifying. and if they cared about -- >> juan: they're making a big deal about mueller. >> emily: no. it's about mcgahn now. >> juan: they want mueller to testify. muler is the one that is holding back. i think trump is saying he doesn't want mcgahn to testify. this is about refusal to acknowledge the requirement of congressional oversight. >> dana: the democrats are going back to the white house to talk about infrastructure. that will be fun. >> jesse: i think mcgahn testified for 30 hours to mueller? >> juan: yeah -- >> jesse: up next, hollywood rages against president trump and new rants you haven't heard before. ♪

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>> emily: hollywood liberals still seething over president trump. robert de niro using an awards show to unleash this foul-mouthed attack. >> he won't get away with out without a [bleep] moment. this individual is not worry to lead america. think of his impeachment. >> emily: and jeff daniels also slamming trump and his supporters here. >> the big gamble is to go to november of 2020 and lose is the end of democracy. that's what i see when i look at trump's rallies. that's what i see when i see the lies spewing out of these people and people going i have to believe in something. at the end of the day, aside from yeah, i don't want to pay taxes, it's race.

it's race. this is about -- this is about the republican party or a wing of it going this is our last chance to save the party. the only way they can do that is to tap the race button. >> emily: so this is the first year of the american icon awards. the focus of it per the creator is to recognize and honor people that have made significant leadership contributions that make positive impact on society and inspire others. >> greg: why wasn't i there? >> emily: next time. so given that, would you say that it's selfish and kind of short-sighted and detracts from that message for robert de niro and celebrities to have their vehement political messages in an awards ceremony like that? >> juan: not particularly. we know hollywood is liberal.

new york state is liberal. california and new york voted for hillary clinton. it's no surprise. people have the right to their opinions. they have the right to express their opinions, this is america. they also have the right to their vote. i would say most of us can separate out jeff daniels, who is in a particular play right now on broadway, from his opinions. we can separate out robert de niro, who by everyone's assessment is an astounding actor from his opinions. no, i think they have a right to express their opinions. they don't see trump as belonging in the same category as people that have, you know, distinguished themselves through great accomplishment. >> emily: juan mentioned hollywood. the recipients included athletes and musicians. it wasn't just hollywood. a lot of celebs that stayed quiet and apolitical. is that a sign of disagreement?

>> jesse: they have enough money to say what they want. i'll watch their movies. i don't care. if you combine with what de niro said with daniels, it has every ingredient in the resistance pie. they have profanity, impeachm t impeachment, lock him up, the constitutional crisis. they lack so much intraspection. they say we have to save democracy but they want to short circuit it with impeachment. they say lock him up. 3 years ago, that was a slur against hillary. now they're accusing donald trump of playing the race card. they're playing at this time last ten years. the only card they play. >> emily: will it have the same effect in 2016, hollywood getting involved -- >> dana: it's never had an effect on me. i appreciate a lot of their talents in entertainment. fantastic. i've never gone to them for like

leadership when it comes to politics. what is interesting, this past weekend, a big national vote in australia. by all accounts, the left was going to sweep it. turns out, the conservative kicked rear end like -- >> greg: watch your mouth. >> dana: everybody is like how could this happen? it must be because there's so many racists in australia. that must be the reason why. there's no other explanation. if you look at what happened, the working class pushed back against the climate agenda, which was we're going to put all of these curbs here in australia, but we're not -- china doesn't have to do anything. india doesn't have to do anything. that i rebelled. you have shy conservative voters, shy trump voters and always surprised there's conservatives out there. conservatives separate entertainment from politics. >> emily: greg, take us home. >> greg: this is the other

theater. it's like shakespeare in the mark for irrational basket cases. they can't see how funny and enjoyable it is for us. hollywood is a cess pool of massage any. jeff daniels is a puts. saying the end of democracy when people elect someone, that's because the guy you don't like won. number 2, about race, wasn't it like 20% people of voted for obama voted for trump? it's more about elitiselitism, classism. they're snobs. they don't like most of meme and don't like most of trump voters. de niro, how stupid is he without a script? i used to think he's brilliant. once you take the words away from him, he's so stupid. just impeachment will make america great again. everybody is -- how intellectually deprived he is.

he's a coke addeled simpleton. i read that article about john belushi and how de niro was there and partied with him and split. it's like that is -- now i think of him as a stupid guy. >> jesse: hi has the irishman coming out. looks good. >> greg: i'm going to see it. >> emily: next up, an enormous great white shark spotted near the biggest city has everybody buzzing. that's next on "the five." alright, i brought in ensure max protein... ...to give you the protein you need with less of the sugar you don't (grunti)g i'll take that. (cheering) 30 grams of protein and 1 gram of sugar ensure. for strength and energy.

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♪ >> juan: just in time for memorial day weekend. quite the scare in the waters on the east coast. a massive great white shark off of the coast of greenwich, connecticut. researchers are tracking the giant ten-footer that is switching near new york city. he was tracked in canada and tracked as far south as florida. emily, are you getting an

apoplectic here? >> emily: i know this is a little bit tangential, but -- >> greg: that was tangential. >> emily: i love this. also you guys remember -- >> juan: what do you love? >> emily: the charge. >> juan: you like the shooting of a shark? >> emily: like the beluga that we liked. >> dana: i don't like it. i never had it. absolutely not. >> juan: you never had what? >> greg: caviar? >> emily: no, the one that we love. the one in norway. >> jesse: the one on television. >> juan: the rush spy? >> jesse: john belushi? >> juan: i can tell we're off the rails already. jesse, save us. what we have here is a situation that people say, oh, my god,

this shark can attack people. it's memorial day. people go swimming. in fact, in 2017, we had i think 53 shark attacks in the whole country. no fatalities. more people die from mosquito bites, more people die from crossing the street. everybody is upset about the shark in new york. >> jesse: the shark is named cabot. i don't know who named the shark. not very scary. should be named damian. i switch off of these waters. i know how to deal with sharks. if a shark comes at you, treat it like a bully, punch it or don't wear jewelry in the water when you swim. they think it's gils. >> greg: a problem for you. >> jesse: yeah, i have a lot of blink. don't play dead. you never swim at night. you never see the shark coming. if you do get bit, go to the

shore. don't bleed in the doddle in the water. you'll have more sharks swarming. >> juan: thank you. you know what i would sum it up by saying? we need a bigger beat. >> dana: not a problem for me. don't go in the water. >> juan: what about bathing? >> dana: yeah. >> juan: you do that. okay. you don't ever go swim something. >> dana: not in the ocean, no. >> juan: why? >> dana: it's freezing. >> juan: okay. i'm not that comfortable. >> greg: it's earth's toilet. to juan's correct point, the shark is the first victim of fake news. you can put it all on stephen spielberg with that movie changed the way that people looked at sharks. sharks don't kill that many people. in fact, in this segment alone, this four-minute segment, more people have probably died in car accidents or accidental

overdoses. shark coverage is a microcosm of trump coverage. it's all created by the media that makes these segments -- >> dana: we're going to need a bigger movie theater. >> greg: we are. sharks are great. imagine if a shark got on land and killed 27,000 to 30,000 people a square? that's sharknado. >> jesse: i thought you were binging on "game of thrones"? >> greg: no. i was bingeing on safety. >> juan: what were you going to say? >> emily: 1974 when "jaws" was being filmed, a body was found. and all the attention was paid to it in 2015, 40 years later.

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♪ 's before it is time for one more thing. i go first with this. ♪ animals are great let's start this. it is long. sometimes when you are on your back and you need a friend to get you back on your feet you hope there is a friend nearby. know what bothers me about this?

there are people filming this and they could easily solve the problem. like maybe i should help this tortoise. they were living together in vermont. >> jesse: i have a feeling people at filming animal videos to make it on animals are great now. >> greg: there we go! they run away into the mouth of a giant shark. r.i.p. turtles. ♪ animals are great. >> juan: doesn't give you a chill with the little guy wins one? let me introduce you to the high school valedictorian who got accepted into more than 40 colleges. >> when i heard i got 3 million i was than elated. >> juan: you heard that right. he was offered more than $300 million in college scholarships.

if you want to throw your cap into the sky then listen to this, he is homeless! and his family was evicted from their home in february and they could no longer afford rent after their dad died so he kept a 4.3 gpa going from place to place. in the fall he is going to tennessee state university. way to go. >> jesse: he gets an adversity score. >> dana: talk about a real mess connection. somebody who met their husband on the airplane. he thought he saw the love of his life on a flight back to maryland over the weekend but he never got the chance to talk to her because a fan at the airport stopped him before i picture before he could to protect the mystery woman so he has gone to twitter and he wrote, "to the gorgeous brunette on my flight, you walk incredibly fast. here's hoping you have a twitter." so far he hasn't heard from his potential soulmate but we are hoping that we can help him.

>> greg: you assume it's a lady? >> juan: there we go. >> greg: what kind of world we live in. >> jesse: a big congratulations to my cousin who was featured in the ralph lauren ad campaign. it's called pride collection and he is 1 of 5 models was selected to be the face of the new collection. all gender neutral. t-shirts, polo shirts, everything goes to lgbtq charities. i'm upset i am not the best looking waters and the family right now. >> greg: i am sure he's really happy about your endorsement. thanks, now my friends hate me. [laughter] >> jesse: he's a professional professional ballerina by the way. i'm not the best looking and i'm

not the best athletes. >> emily: really quick, this florida high school student got more, we will cover it tomorrow. who does your cousin dance floor? that's amazing. >> bret: thank you. this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier. another no-show from the trump administration prompts an emergency meeting, impeachment. that is our top story tonight. the refusal of the former white house counsel don mcgann who will appear at a hearing is putting new pressure on nancy pelosi to pull the trigger on efforts to remove president trump from office. advocated by several on capitol hill. john roberts at the white house with a closer look at the administration to defy committee requests. we start off with doug mckelway on capitol hill and what democrats and the house are doing about all of this. >> house speaker