there. they're thin skinned. >> neil: we'll talk about it. thanks very much. well, we gave you everything. all the emotions to go with it that will do it here. we'll continue to look at wall street reaction to all that stopped the government. here's "the five" now. >> jessie: hello. i'm jesse waters with emily compagno, emily, juan and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." a battle over impeachment playing out in washington d.c. the president blasting democrats for their latest conspiratorial attacks. he was supposed to be with chuck schumer and nancy pelosi to talk about infrastructure. right before pelosi said this. >> it was a very positive meeting of respectful sharing of ideas. would you believe that it's important for -- to follow the facts? we believe that no one is above the law, including president of

the united states and we believe that the president of the united states is engaged in a cover-up. in a cover-up. >> jessie: after that stunt, trump decided to who up the meeting by calling out schumer and pelosi to their faces and walked away. he headed to the rose garden with a visual where he laid into democrats. >> all of a sudden i hear last night that they're going to have a meeting before this meeting to talk about the i word. instead of walking in happily into a meeting, i walk in to look at people that have just said i was doing a cover-up. i don't do cover-ups. i told senator schumer, speaker pelosi, i want to do infrastructure. you know what? you can't do it under these circumstances. so get these phony investigations over with. >> jessie: schumer and pelosi

responding by trying to spin the meeting. >> to watch what happens in the white house would make your jaw drop. i was prepared to give him a 35-page plan. we were interested. we are interested in doing infrastructure. it's clear the president isn't. this was not a spontaneous move on the president's part. it was planned. >> jessie: the president wasn't having it. he fired back tweeting, the democrats are tearing the country apart. of course, pelosi has since doubled down on her cover-up comment and said it could be an impeachable offense. dana, it's clear to the country, that nancy and chuck cannot work with the president. so far they have shut down the government, no border security, no infrastructure. investigations. it's a mess. >> dana: so the democrats -- what is the good news that they could point to in january that they have done? is there anything that has gone their way? not really.

okay? they might spin a couple things. they might say the president's poll numbers are down. the president might say i might not get a lot done with congress but the things that i have done under my control, i've been able to execute on and look at our economy, look at all -- we have the list. we can go through the list. the think about her, nancy pelosi, is she's super strategic. we know she's very wise. she's very good at politics. she didn't just say cover-up as like an offhand remark. this was a deliberate intention. she's under the pressure from -- >> jessie: she's forced to say that. >> and it gets under his skin. she loves to get him riled up so she can say oh, my gosh. you wouldn't believe the reaction. it was overwhelming and i have to pray for him. >> jessie: her caucus wants infrastructure and impeachment. >> dana: they want it all. that's true. what i like about this idea is i'm just picturing it, they're in the cabinet room. the president walking in, not

sitting down. yeah, this stuff is over. like we're not doing this. if you think back to when his supporters would say in a primary election, what do you like about him? they would say he tells it like it is. it was a charade to think one that infrastructure was going to get done anyway. they're so far apart anyway. so that was a charade. it wasn't going to happen. the president said let's stop pretending. you just -- you're here to help get me impeached but to pretend to work on things. i'm not going to do it. >> jessie: why would you negotiate when somebody has a knife to your throughout? >> greg: this is a great example of politics clashing with business. what nancy and chuck did is plan and political. i would be businessed off, too. it's like dana coming "the five" and announcing she burned my house down. you don't do that when you're in

business, no one before a meeting would accuse you of being a criminal. right? in politics, there's no such limitation. they call you a war criminal and have lunch with you. when they said well clearly he doesn't want infrastructure. how stupid do you think the american public is? he was pissed off because of what you did. it had -- he wants infrastructure. he's been doing infrastructure his entire life. i love that he brought visuals that means he's incorporating fox graphics into his display. trump's poll numbers might be down, but when you ask americans what kind of job he's doing and if they're better off? they're way high. how stupid do you have to be to see how this plays out? impeachment fails. trump is a folk hero. impeachment succeeds, he's a folk hero and you have pence as president and trump is not going anywhere. you'll have two republican

presidents. they're not going to go and elect bernie sanders after this. you'll have 75 million people that are pissed off and they're going to re-elect pence. the point is -- the pendulum swings. the more you jump over, the more you push, the more they push back. that's what you'll see with brexit. that's what you're seeing. it will create more fans. >> jessie: juan? >> i'm so amazed to listen. seems like trump did a big stunt where he didn't know how to pay for infrastructure. that's what's going on in washington. last time he was engaged in a conversation with democrats about infrastructure, he got in trouble with fellow republicans who said hey, hold on, mr. president. we're not raising taxes. we're not talking about a gas tax. we're not talking about repealing tax cuts that you put in place, unpopular as they may be. guess what? if you're serious about infrastructure and the democrats said $2 trillion, you have to

find the money from somewhere. he doesn't know where to get the money. >> jessie: wait. juan. you -- >> that's the truth. >> jessie: you think he shall be dodged the meeting because you think he didn't know where the money was coming from? he doesn't care where the money is coming from. >> somebody has to govern the country. >> greg: oh, come on. >> you talk about preplained. what was preplanned is his rose garden ceremony before they got to the white house. >> jessie: juan, maybe pelosi miscalculated. she said something aggressive. miscalculated and accused the president of a cover-up and now the men people don't have the infrastructure. >> are you kidding me? what a crazy thing he said. nothing will get done. that means guess what, mr. president? the investigations are not going to stop. so you're saying the country is

not going to be governed -- >> jessie: we had two years of investigations, juan. >> bill clinton was being impeach and he worked on the s chip build in terms of helping young people -- >> dana: and his approval numbers went up. >> and this guy said he's not going to do anything. >> emily: the democrats are so transparent that they're willing to sabotage their own purported interests or the interests of their constituents rather than give trump and inch. not even a victory. an inch. what i mean by that is it was so obvious that yes, this is a charade. yes, this was planned. yes, it was strategy. it was pelosi tossing a lit match on to the bundle of cinder that is trump when she says there's a cover-up and she has those buzz words. of course he's going to freak out. infrastructure is bipartisan. the money is absolutely there when there's projected $3

trillion in audits uncovered in the government, in terms of like flashing spending. the money is absolutely there. that's not the issue. the issue is that these guys are putting the deal before themselves in terms of what it represents. the schumer and pelosi were interested in infrastructure, they wouldn't have pulled this stunt. schumer, it was like the nicene creed. we believe in this and we believe in this. it's a farce from top to bottom. >> you think there's money sitting there. i don't think the president -- >> emily: yes. >> jessie: it's not about money. they're accusing the president of covering up a crime that never happened. >> washington interference never happened. >> jessie: i love how he shifted that. he said russian interference. he didn't say collusion. i love the use of the phrase cover-up on the same day the investigation into the virginia governor who may or may not have been covered up in black face.

that's the cover-up. >> jessie: michael avenatti indicted for allegedly defrauding stormy daniels. breaking news up next. ♪

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personal and business expenses. also, avenatti faces over 400 years in jail. greg, i don't think that is enough time. >> greg: i don't either. what i love about it, he said something like he wouldn't have been caught if he didn't bring attention to himself. it's not about the crimes he committed but the exposure that he brought to the crimes. that's like saying i shouldn't have worn that bright shirt when i burned down the orphanage. by the way, he stole $300,000 from stormy. >> dana: a book deal. >> greg: i said this before. in terms of career decisions, he's been able to make doing porn a lesser evil than hiring michael avenatti. it's so delicious to watch him go down. because it's the media. it's not him. it's the media who indulged him because they loved how he delivered the talking points whether it's don lemon or --

they took him seriously when he was thinking about running for president. he was going to run against trump. i wish he would. is he disbarred? >> dana: is he disbarred? is it true that judges look unfavorably at lawyers that actually commit he's kinds of crimes? >> emily: absolutely. he's not disbarred yet. this point he's not technically convicted of anything. >> greg: that won't stop it. >> dana: oh, that's a detail. >> emily: ethically -- yeah, that's a matter of time. what is crazy is how delusional he is. he says i'm looking forward to total exoneration. it's like we all saw you toss the lighted match. it's insane. the charging documents read like total drama. it's shows the character he is. yelling and angry and the quotes. there's three different schemes he's charged with in two different districts that it just

reads like this complete law and order episode. i guarantee that make an episode off 0 this. >> dana: juan, avenatti denied the allegations. he said stormy daniels received millions and we paid huge sums. >> juan: i don't know the details. i'm told it's not only stormy daniels but there's pro basketball players that he was representing. he also is charged with having stolen money from them. and so this -- it's building up like a long list. at some point, you have to say something is going on here. not good for him. i would say people are taking pleasure, especially president trump supporters in his down fall. >> greg: he took pleasure in the whole kavanaugh stuff. he deserves everything he gets. >> juan: in the kavanaugh stuff,

his actions turned out to damage the opponent's of kavanaugh. >> of course. >> juan: his big issue is stormy daniels. in the previous segment, the president said what cover-up? i wouldn't do a cover-up. he was sending money to stormy daniels for a nondisclosure agreement and -- >> dana: but remember, in the a block we talked about that was all about collusion, not about stormy daniels. >> juan: the avenatti stuff was about stormy daniels. >> dana: he also tried to go after nike. >> jessie: don't that. they're big. >> greg: don't do it. >> jessie: i'm by thinking to think that trump and stormy daniels never had an affair. that's how bad it's gotten. now the two lawyers, cohen and avenatti, are both indicted. >> greg: it's true. >> jessie: the people that allegedly had the fair are fine.

this is not an indictment of avenatti. this is the indictment of the media. they can't vet avenatti, they can't vet russian collusion, they can't vet smollett. i read this article about him on vanity fair. his lawyers advised him against doing it. he did it it in way. he cried four times giving the interview. allegedly he was abusive to bookers. i was a booker. people that treat the talent well and that reign hell down on the bookers are evil people. cnn knew he was reigning hell on the bookers and they still booked him. when the bookers tried to vet the new claims he was bringing, he said no and threw a tantrum. the guy is a rageaholic, an adrenaline junky and apparently spent the stormy daniels money on dry cleaning. who does that? >> greg: he was laundering. >> juan: there you go. >> dana: we beat that horse to

death. good luck. >> greg: you insulted a house. >> emily: that was a sound bite. >> greg: he's more like a rat. not a horse. >> dana: feel free to beat the rat. up next, espn sticking to sports after backlash for being too political. ♪ it's tough to quit smoking

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classless. it was wrong to do. he could do better than that. >> do you still stand by what you said and do you think that president trump supporters are white supremacists? >> what is really going on in this country right now is the question. is the president above the law? or do we have a king? reasonable people all agree the answer is no to both questions. >> emily: dunkin' doughnuts is calling out starbucks to engage in political conversations. we want you in and out of our store in seconds. it's doughnuts and ice cream. just be happy. greg, i feel like sports is supposed to be a unifier. supposed to be the escape. >> greg: yes. >> emily: this makes song. >> greg: somebody should write a song and it. shut up about politics. politics was invented at its own

stand alone process to mitigate disputes. that's what politics is for. it was not meant for anything but within its political realm. so for some reason it's been injected when the left made the politics personal, that was their slogan in the 70s and 80s, politics was able to spread into other areas like sports, music and comedy. it's like injecting yoga into drag racing. there's a lot of consequence. people are obsessed with individual politics. you're not a person. your a box. you're not you on campus if you look at literature, speeches or instructions. politics is a tool. things don't fit into the political package and entertainment is divisive to your point. see how crappy -- jim carrey's

acting ability has become as his devoted his time to hateful politics. look at de niro. i adored him until i heard him open his mouth without a script. it's like destroying to see this. it's wherever it goes, it hurts. imagine "the five" if we decided to play sand volleyball here for an hour. we don't do sports for a reason. >> dana: i want you on my team. >> emily: dana, part of that is what you're alluding to, viewers don't want to be surprised. they tune. in they have expectations. it's the lame. it's like -- >> dana: like you tune in to certain things. one of the great things about cable, they gave you great shows. some people like home garden tv, some people like fox news. the sports. it's about like women's magazines. it's unbelievable. >> greg: killed vogue. >> dana: bringing sports into politics is un attractiattractit

good. fox news has been i'm pressed with my sports commentary and asked me to do more. >> greg: i don't believe that. >> emily: jesse, a part of this is that brand is bigger than themselves in that moment, right? so you were saying, they're putting themselves above the brand. also i think -- now i'm not asking a question. i feel like there's a way to charge the population with being engaged. politics is cool. yes, be involved. by being apolitical in terms of the actual issues. >> jessie: i don't know what the question was. >> emily: agree with me. >> jessie: you're right. the ceo had a massive cocaine problem and he got extorted by his dealer. he let go of the ship for many years. they did not become the profit machine like they were supposed to and had to lay off hundreds

and hundreds of people. the guy, skipper, who i said had a massive cocaine problem had to resign. he stood up bob iger, the ceo of disney while he was waiting for him in the jet after the espys. it was bad. you don't do that. >> greg: he blamed it on the dealer though. >> jessie: that's right. so all of these things are coalescing at the same time. he's letting the anchors like hill have a free ride. she can go on twitter, call the president of the united states a white supremacist and go down "sports center?" are you kidding me? the audience can't do that doing the top ten that week. they can't conceptualize it. they lost track of their audience. their audience is predominantly white males that support president trump and they let that audience totally go. now they have to get back to basics. that's what people want. >> emily: since the new president has come in, the revenue is up 6% for espn.

the statistics are revealing this. do you agree? >> juan: no. i think -- >> dana: believe the witness. >> juan: i think this new guy is being politically correct. he would say i rather not talk politics. i disagree with jesse. you go back to jack johnson. go back to jesse owens against adolph hitler. america says this is proof -- >> greg: that's not politics. >> juan: this is politics. ali and vietnam. if you don't -- >> greg: not in the same breath. >> juan: sports is part of our american culture. it's a leading indicator of who we are and where we're going. >> jessie: you have to cover it in a balanced way. not through insult. >> juan: it's the same thing with dunkin' donuts. i don't think they care anything about politics either conservative or liberal. they care ant selling coffee.

they see howard schultz is running for president. they're saying hey, we're not running for anything. come buy our coffee. that's what they care about. if you want to cover sports and america, you have to realize, hey, half of the boston red sox that are black and latino won't go near the trump white house. >> jessie: you don't want rachel madow covering sports for you. >> juan: you can't say to smart people that we don't want to hear what you think. in other words be, pro trump. >> emily: with businesses, you can choose to get your coffee at dunkin' versus starbucks. what is the ice cream? ben and jerry's is super political. but for sports, you can't choose who is covering it. >> jessie: you can click over to fox sports 1. they do a great job. >> do you know what an reo is? >> an oreo? >> no. not an oreo.

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♪ >> juan: welcome back. we've had some cringe worthy political moments. ben carson getting a real estate term mixed up with a cookie during a capitol hill hearing. watch. >> i'd also like you to get back to me to explain the disparity in reo rates. do you know what an reo -- >> an oreo -- >> no. not an oreo. an reo. >> what does the o stand for? >> real estate owned. >> juan: ben carson saying he know what's it means. an oreo, having fun.

reo is really excellent oreo. my son works for ben carson. emily, what do you make of ben carson's misstep here? >> emily: i feel bad for him. as he explained, he know what's it is. it was a mistake. i feel like that's what happens to me when i don't hear someone correctly. also, if those genders had been reversed or a person of color at the receiving end of that, it would be complete pandemonium. that level of condescension is unacceptable. >> juan: people say an oreo is a black person that acts white. >> jessie: i didn't see race here, this is a missed opportunity for a food court. we should have had oreos on set. but this is the kind of scandal you want. a scandal involving a cookie.

like dana. those are the scandals you want. you don't want one with an affair, a dead body. perfect for ben carson. he's a brilliant manned. he separated co-joined twins. to these he's not smart -- >> greg: that's how he separates oreos. like this. >> juan: okay. >> jessie: all in. >> emily: one of the things about congressman porter, she's getting a lot of attention. she grilled jamie dimon. that is her style. you should know going forward, if you're going to have to appear in front of her and answer questions, she doesn't joke around. she couldn't make it -- that could have been a light moment, could have been funny and humor makes politics possible and digestible. >> jessie: good, dana. >> juan: she's not the one getting the flak. everybody is saying what happened with ben. >> greg: i'm very easy

explanation for this. munchies. like orrios. it was a joke. an obvious joke. that is all it was. i agree. life is pretty good if that's your scandal. >> juan: up next, congress woman alexandria ocasio-cortez leaving some people scratching their heads and their minds after she said this about cauliflower. >> i love growing plants that are culturally familiar to the community. it's so important. when someone says that it's too hard to do a green space that grows yucca instead of cauliflower or something, it -- what you're doing is taking a colonial approach to environmentalism. >> juan: what? if fact she went on to say, that's why minority groups are not supporters of environmental issues. of being -- >> emily: what? >> juan: i didn't get it.

>> emily: i don't understand it either and misses the point, which is -- again, the messages was about nutrient rich, dense plans or -- cauliflower is from i think crete or whatever. does that mean people there can only have it? that's a ridiculous frame of mind to have. >> juan: let me tell you, jesse, the first job in life is in the brooklyn botanical gardens. as a city kid, was stunned that tomatoes grew on trees. i had no idea. >> jessie: you've come a long way, juan. >> juan: let me give her the benefit of the doubt. she's saying grow things that people that live here now actually eat, not cauliflower, i guess. >> jessie: what she was trying to say is black americans don't like to grow their own food in the community gardens because it harkens back to the days of the colonial areas that they had to work the fields. i read that. that's what she said. i want to give her a message.

white people don't like to grow their own food either and we don't like cauliflower either. we have to dress it up with oil and flavor. >> dana: i love it. >> greg: you do? >> jessie: it's not a favor. >> dana: have you had cauliflower tacos? >> jessie: no. >> dana: they're fantastic. and cauliflower pizza. helping people on a low carb diet. >> greg: cauliflower is what you gave lassie on her birthday. an example of the previous segment. infusing politics into eve everything including growing vegetables. it's a political act. nothing is political. nothing escapes it. when she says colonialism that teach classes about the imperial

progression model. >> juan: and beto o'rourke seems to be flaming out. the daily beast reporting that his 2020 campaign is going so badly that opposition research requests have completely died off. so emily, that means people are not attacking him. >> emily: i don't think anybody cares about him. he's a nonentity anymore. he was approached by a reporter and said mayor pete, everything about him, he exudes gravity. where is yours? i can't even remember his answer. he's that forgettable. >> juan: jesse, lots of time people look like they're nothing and they come back. we've seen so many like that. none of those people leading at this stage typically are the winners. >> juan: true. you don't need to dig up dirt on beto. he does it himself and he eats it. >> greg: so true. >> dana: i say wait for the debates. >> greg: bottom line, beto -- all beto wanted to do in life is a ted talk. he just wanted to be the guy on

stage with the mic and be out there and doing this stuff. he wanted people to look at him, look at me. he wanted to be in a green day tribute band. that didn't work out. what is really stupid, vanity fair that propped up this moneyy drift or. >> juan: up next, a big update on greg getting his driver's license. we're so happy. ♪ as a doctor, i agree with cdc guidance. i recommend topical pain relievers first... like salonpas patch large. it's powerful, fda-approved to relieve moderate pain, yet non-addictive and gentle on the body. salonpas. it's good medicine. doctor bob, what should i take for back pain? before you take anything, i recommend applying topical relievers first. salonpas lidocaine patch blocks pain receptors for effective, non-addictive relief. salonpas lidocaine. patch, roll-on or cream.

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>> greg: if you've got a teenager in the house that isn't tied up, have him sit down and listen. uncle greg has a story that help the kid in life. monday night, i took a five-hour driving test. here's my lesson. once you get a driver's license, you're a trial lawyer's dream. you hit someone, someone hits you, your life is ruined. there's also countless ways to land in jail. for example, i had no idea a trunk isn't considered a passenger's seat. since i took a similar course when i was 16, this class revealed how age changes your assessment of risk. when you're young, death seems so far away. not around the corner. it's why you speed and show off.

you think you can burn rubber, running a stop sign. it's biology. your brain is not fully developed so the many risks that you enter at 16 seem nonexistent. now decades later hearing the same instruction, it's terrifying. you're older, more to lose. your brain is matured. you feel how far out of control everything is. 40,000 people die each year in accidents. that's a small town every 12 months. with stupid drunks and texting teens, it should be higher. that's why i love self-driving cars which could wipe out all fatalities due to human error. sit through a driving class at my age, you'll never drive again. i learned a lot of things. emily, you have a muscle car. you love to drive.

i think about the risks and i don't want to. >> emily: i had my insurance revoked before the age of 16 because i had so many speeding tickets. back then, you can drive alone. i packed -- my parents don't know this. but before i had my license in my volvo station wagon, 12 kids. we went across the bay bridge to the city. it was a different time back then. you're right. i had zero appreciation of risk. i see that more of myself in like sports and stuff. snowboarding and skiing. >> greg: no helmet. >> emily: i am a good driver now. i'm not the reckless crazy person -- >> juan: i had almost the opposite experience. first of all, i grew up in new york city. i didn't learn to drive until i was 25. my wife was pregnant. she said something has to take me to the hospital. i thought about cars and stuff. i grew up with the poor kids. i don't want a car.

what if somebody hits it or nails it? it's so expensive and valuable. i have your experience. so it was different when i was a kid. >> greg: once i understood the burden of liability -- you shouldn't let your kids drive, jesse. >> jessie: they're not allowed. don't worry. i want to sit neck to you as you freak out when people cut in front of you, when the toll booth collector is not as respectful as she should be because of your celebrity status. i want to see you fill up your car can gas the first time ever. >> i have a permit. i've been breaking the law. i have a permit. i didn't know you can't use a permit on parkways or toll roads. i've been doing that. >> jessie: i want to see you get pulled over for the first time and say don't you know who i am? >> greg: i don't like you, jesse. >> jessie: doesn't always work.

>> dana: when you get your license, would you allow us to go in the car with you for a ride? >> greg: when or if. >> juan: do i have to wear a helmet? >> greg: you might. you know what i learned? when you're -- this is old guy stuff. when you're backing up, i'm used to doing this. you can't do that. >> jessie: it's hurts your back. [laughter] >> greg: they will fail you. you have to hold your hands at 10 or 2. i can't do that. i'm short. i need to go back and -- totally -- >> juan: now you have the camera there. >> greg: they put a towel over it. >> juan: you say how fast and look at the speedometer, it doesn't register. >> greg: going back in time. one more thing is next. ♪ -excuse me. uh... do you mind...being a mo-tour?

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>> jesse: time now for one more thing. dana, do you know how are always calling me a doll? >> dana: yes. >> jesse: i went to a 3-d printing company doob and got myself a figurine. go inside a 3-d scanner. called a dooblicator. ship you this mini version of yourself. if you go to doob 3-d.com. check it out. and they have locations all over the country, new york, l.a., san francisco, miami. and look at me. i think i'm a little chunky in the waste area. >> gregg: that's exactly how you look. >> jesse: there calculations might have been a little off. >> dana: the hair is not as tall as usual and pants are a little longer but the watch a gigantic. >> jesse: of all things. >> gregg: made the other dolls hate you. >> jesse: like even myself. even the mini doll hates this guy.

>> jesse: we should have had a bobble head that would have been cool. >> jesse: dana perino? >> dana: do you know what's coming up next? greg. >> greg: no, what? >> dana: the spelling bee go through three possible words. losi hindi origin. flavored ice drink sweetened or salted. lassi. oh, you knew that? oh, wow. aleehe. a small shrub. aalii. that would be a good one to have in scrabble. >> greg: put him on the terror flight list. >> dana: baclist.deign baksh wife did i do this as

one more thing. i do love the national spelling bee. podcast.com. >> jesse: this is the. >> juan: high school player. take a look. yeah, caleb doctor of western christian high school in iowa is the star who used his rear end in rare fashion. he is not the butt of any jokes. that goal helped his team advance in high school playoffs. we have heard of players and bendinbending it like beckham he doctors an original as he goes behind the back for the blind side. all i can say is goal! >> dana: all right, greg. >> greg: i'm resisting 17 jokes. i'm just going to do -- i had a robot but we will skip

that one smart person on fox nation right now. the smart person adam carolla, you would want to sign up for fox nation to listen to this interview. we talk about political correctness, driving, jay leno and beats. we talk about beats, emily. >> emily: i thought you meant the headphones. >> greg: get with it we are talking about beets. these adorable girls haley and hanna hager when they found out that their school was in debt to the federal government, they literally opened a lemonade stand to raise money for this. senators tillis and burr from north carolina, i hope you are watching this. these are what the girls in your state are doing to help their school district pay off $41,000 in cafeteria debt. originally these girls are altruistic because originally they wanted to raise money for thes who pit center that was taking care of their grandfather when they learned about the

district they switched gears. >> greg: so they gave up on their grandfather? >> jesse: set your dvrs never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. hello, bret. >> bret: hello, jesse. thank you. president trump says he will not negotiate with congress after democrats accuse him of a coverup and talk impeachment. investigators failed to determine whether virginia's democrat governor was photographed in black face more than 30 years ago. we will tell you where it goes from there. why is one of the most high profile terrorists ever captured by the u.s. being released from prison early? this is "special report." ♪ good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. president trump says congress cannot concentrate on policy while on sellsed with politics of getting him out of office. the president short circuited a planning negotiation with lawmakers over infrastructure