he's called it a hoax and we'll find out why as we look at all of that material which will be coming out, neil, in the days, months, and weeks ahead. in the meantime, back to you, have a great weekend >> let's not forget in the middle of all the celebrations what this week is for. to remember those who put their lives on the line. because of that i'm able to read a prompter and some of us can just have fun. >> hello, everybody, >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, here with greg. this is "the five." president trump: did you hear what she said about me long before i went after her? she made horrible statements. she knows they are not true. she said terrible things so i

just responded in kind. >> the feud intensifies responding to nancy pelosi's latest attack. the two have been going at it all week. >> we believe the president of the united states is engaged in a cover-up. president trump: i don't do cover-ups. >> the white house is just crying out for impeachment. i pray for the president of the united states. >> she's a mess. >> now this time, another temper tantrum. president trump: she said i walked in and started screaming and yelling. nancy was all crazy yesterday with the hands and everything. she reminded me of beto. >> the president, again, stormed out, pounded the table and walked out. president trump: when i walked out i was so calm. >> i wish his family, administration, or staff would have an intervention. president trump: i'm extremely stable genius. >> the media cheering pelosi on ignoring her attacks while criticizing trump for his. they are also using the exact

same talking point. >> once again the world is learning just how easy it is to get under the skin of the most powerful man on earth. >> why does pelosi get under his skin so much? >> very clearly got under his skin. >> he got petulant because pelosi got under his skin. >> extremely effective of getting upped his skin. >> scarborough is floating this ridiculous conspiracy theory about the president. >> people closest to him told usta they feared that he was in mental decline. people very close to him told us that they feared that he was in pre-dementia, that he had changed. >> i want to get to a lot but first, the same talking point. >> joe, he's the last person that should be talking about mental decline. was that played at half speed? seriously, he's lost a few steps.

okay. like under your skin thing has -- i heard that three times to my face by three different people and it's now the news peg. it shows the point how the media and the democrats are almost, they are incestuous. you don't know which one is on the leash or pulling the pet. >> who started it. >> the thing is they are almost like nonplaying characters in a video game. they don't have any achievements, so they are marginalized now to, wow, nancy really got under his skin. that's what they are rooting for. think about how lucky all of us are to be alive. things are so good that two of the most powerful american politicians are in a roast, a public roast, and we're actually enjoying it. it's a testament to the peace and pros territory that experiencing now. it's a libertarian's dream. what trump has done is shown that we never really needed

politicians to begin with because the democrats aren't doing jack. everything is great. he's got them completely screwed up. >> do you think the media is just helping pelosi in this battle because, you don't really want to get into an argument with the president especially when it gets personal. they are just giving her a hand because i don't know if she can go toe-to-toe with him. >> i would like to see them go toe-to-toe more often. i would like to see more of those open door meetings. chuck and nancy were at the white house, arguing, ambushed by the cameras. the president said he's a transparent person. i would like to see more of that and i think washington is by and large a pretty deplorable place for this very reason, and i think a lot of people watch this and they think they are both nuts and they want to throw everyone out. >> it's like two people over 70 accusing each other of being mentally deficiency. they have gotten over the russia collusion. he's no longer a trader. they are just going back to the

mentally unstable line of attack. >> it remind me of "saturday night live." [laughter] >> you know, you can laugh about it but i find it unsettling that the two most powerful people, they are not just the two most powerful polices, they are two of the most powerful people on earth and when they are going at it, your nose is leaking, you know, the president is famously thin skinned to borrow a phrase there but he's also very tempestuous, you push, he pushes back. that kind of stuff. i don't like it. >> that's what the brits have been doing forever. labor and torres screaming at each other. >> i guess, but it's not traditional here and i've got a 13-year-old and she's watching the news and the president of the united states and the speaker of the house of representatives, they are like hazing each other. >> i think it's fantastic. more honest about the way they

feel about each other instead of pretending. i love how the phrase getting under someone's skin is defined by simply responding to attacks. remember how kavanaugh defended himself. he's too angry to be on the supreme court. the same thing. she accuses him of a cover-up in front of everybody to appease her democratic caucus after an impeachment meeting, and then wonders why the president would have something to say about her behavior and what they are doing. >> but he didn't have to say about her behavior. he had to say about her personally and he talked about how -- he inferred that she had, you know -- >> and she inferred that he's committed a crime. >> can i just add something quickly. everyone is talking about the i word, impeachment, and nancy is the one most adverse to it. she says it's too divisive but then she uses the word

intervention. if you want to impeach him, just impeach him. go ahead and do it. >> when she said cover up, that's what started it all. the president is engaged in a cover-up. then she went into the infrastructure meeting. it was clear, inadvertently reveal the speaker with the house is with the radical democrats that she wants impeachment. it's just a question of tactically when to launch the "a" bomb. >> impeachment is certainly something maybe we should do right after she accused him of a cover-up. >> but it is another lesson for american viewers about the media and the direction that the media takes. who do they mimic? who do they champion? you goe back to the attacks on kavanaugh, at the elevation of smollett. after avilitti.

smollett, none of this stuff is working so they have to keep trying new ones. >> and then the speaker of the house of representatives. >> what about nadler, it's the same thing. they invest, they invest hopes in a two titan, pretty much quarterly. it's a new person that they are hoping that they will have the magical combination for the rubics cube. >> i think nadler fainted at a public event, lost consciousness and had to be resuscitated. he had a glass of water and i think he's feeling better. we just want to let the audience know. >> can we talk about the media doing their own self-diagnosis. you're not allowed to make any jokes right now about jerry nadler having an issue but people like joe scarborough are allowed to go on national teaming, people have told him without naming anybody, that the president is pre-de mentia. i remember when we weren't

allowed to ask about anybody's health when it came to that but now news anchors are diagnosing people's mental health. >> with nadler it looked like, because he used to be a lot larger, i have known him forever, he's deflated, people lose weight and he looked awful, but republicans are fortunate that the two most unattractive people in washington, adam schiff and jerry nadler, are the point people for the democrats. >> they are on a track. >> i want -- the point about accusing somebody or suggesting that the leader of the free world has dementia, you're kind of suggesting that he needs to be removed by any means necessary. >> treason. >> if he's demented, a hero would remove him. there are some dangerous conclusions you can draw from that. >> seriously speaking, in this barr investigation, let's see

where that leads. how close did they come to the 25th amendment bs? how close did they come for this latent coup happening, you know, as they were plotting, okay, what do we do now? >> we already know mccabe o-- opened up an investigation the day after they fired com any. >> whether it was the election, special counsel investigation, trying to do impeachment without doing impeachment, dnc list server went around with everyone using the same kind of terminology and now they are saying he may have dementia. there is a solution. if you want to do the right thing for the country and that's to remove him from office. >> i saw that movie. >> coming up, president trump's major move to declassify russia probe documents. up next. but sometimes life gets in the way, and that stubborn fat just won't go away.

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major move to investigate the investigators. he's giving attorney general barr the authority to declassify any documents related to the probe. the president hitting democrats and explaining the decision. president trump: they want to try and get a do-over of the mueller report. it doesn't work that way. i declassified, i guess, potentially millions of pages of documents. i don't know what it is. i have no idea. but i want to be transparent. our attorney general is in charge. let's see what he finds. >> congressman adam schiff ripping the move saying "the cover-up has entered a new and

dangerous phrase and also it's unamerican." jesse, now that this declassification of millions of documents has occurred, do you think the deep state will fight back because they have got to work with a bunch of different agencies involved? >> jesse: all the scoundrels involved are gone. if you think about mccomb any, peter strzok, page, those gangsters are out of there. >> there is the f.b.i. >> true, but if you declassify everything you'll have access to raw source documents, fisa applications and the 302s and this is why the media is so upset by this. it's the first time donald trump has convinced the media to be against transparency. the media does not want to see secret c.i.a. and f.b.i. documents for the very first time. usually they win pulitzer certificate prizes finding these documents. now they don't want to see them because they know they participated in a witch-hunt.

they know that all of their heroes like comey has been lying. they will dump him as soon as the crosshairs go over his head. >> it's even worse than that, remember, there were two parts to mueller. there was coplution and there was obstruction. so if there is no collusion, how do you obstruct no crime? it's not an obstruction of justice. >> you're making so much sense. >> obstruction of injustice. it really is. obstruction of justice. that was my line, you stole it. >> i had it first. the eureka moment, it came to me. imagine when you see that mueller knew in march or june of 2017 that there was no collusion, and didn't tell the president. so he kept the investigation going making trump crazy so he's making, trump, fire that one, fire that one, so why didn't he tell the president there was no collusion? because he was setting a perjury

transport for the president of the united states. i think these documents will be extremely unsettling for the people that have been promoting the whole notion of a russian probe. >> they totally moved the goal post. they accused the president of obstruction, now they are saying he's obstructing justice by not complying with the subpoenas that jerry nadler has issued. >> can you manage if this is how they reacting after the mueller report clearing the president, if it had gone the other way. if this is how they are acting when the president is cleared imagine if there was something there, i mean, there would have been mobs and pitchforks. this entire circus is due to the fact that the media and the democrats got their asses to them in 2016. mueller was a repeat of the election and i'm saying that as somebody who didn't vote for him but grew up. he's my president. i didn't sit there -- >> who did you vote for? >> i think i woe in myself. i can't remember, but -- the

thing is, after the inauguration, trump became my president and i judged him on deeds and not words and i have been very happy but we're learning now, the two years didn't matter, they were going to do this to him anyway. it's i don't think it's about trump. it's and our viewers. trump is merely a proxy for the american people that the media hates. trump represents flyover country, nonhollywood, nonmanhattan people who just sit there with their fingers up their noses, you know, getting drunk in their trailer park. that's the way they see it. >> what is the political benefit for democrats here, obviously they are trying to satisfy their base who wants the president impeached but the rest of the country, polling shows they want people to move on. >> that's the problem. jesse alluded to this, the press will have to do some work and they will have to sift through these things and figure out what the worst parts were of these abuse.

>> how are they going to spin it? >> that's the problem, you can't spin it. it's problematic if this is the structure and the system that we've got, and that has to change, and, you know, you have to apply a much more objective lens to this problem because right now, it's so incredibly subjective, and people feel as though their opinions are facts. >> i think it's going to rock the fisa court. >> that's okay. that's good and i think -- >> we haven't seen inside the fisa court enough, and it's not -- >> probably true. >> i don't think the attorney general should abstract things conveniently for the president. i think we should see much more documentation, see how these applications are rubber stamped. see how the judges justify some of those decisions. see if there is any follow through and if it's not enough, then congress has to get up off their booties and do something. >> i want to go back to the narrative before we go with the media and democrats in congress who are now, adam schiff

included, accusing the president of using law enforcement as a political weapon now as a result of declassifying this information. so they are essentially projecting what they have been doing for the last two, three, four years, on to the president for being more transparent. >> we're the only ones that are allowed to weaponize intelligence agencies, not the president. >> also, the only people who can doctor videos. the media can provide misleading editorial but no one else can. we can do it but you can't. >> what do you mean? >> but the thing is, right now, there are two things going on right now. there is trump and there is brexit and both of them are telling everybody the same story. the political class is suffering a global reversal. >> well said. >> i knew you were going to say that. >> okay. >> said global reversal. >> tonight, what's the show called? >> next revolution. >> speaking of hoaxes and the media falling for them, jesse

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>> new developments in the jesse smollett saga, a chicago judge ordering the disgraced actor's case file unsealed, this coming two months after the cook county prosecutor suddenly dropped 16 felony counts against the empire actor for allegedly staging a hate crime against himself. the judge saying that since smollett has spoken to the media about his case, he's waved his right to privacy and here's an example. >> i've been truthful and consistent on every single level since day one. i would not be my mother's son if i was capable of one drop of what i've been accused of. >> don't you hate when they

invoke their love for their moms. the chicago cops saying they plan to release smollett's files next week. this is the week of the revelation. this is the week of the unsealing of the files. this is the week -- so what do you expect will happen in the city of chicago where the prosecutor dropped this case so suddenly after getting a call from the former chief-of-staff of michelle obama, the most famous of chicago residents. >> in terms of legal consequences there won't be any for smollett but there may be some accountability. >> i'm not so sure of that. >> okay. i'll let you take that but since the charges have been dropped, i don't know what else they could charge with him, considering he filed a false police report. >> perjury. >> he's talking about it publicly and the public has a right to know. there are public resources used to investigate this case. he's talking about it clearly on national television. his attorneys have gone on national television and smeared the brothers that he hired and accused them of doing things like dressing up in white face

and that's why jesse was confused about who attacked him, and so, you know, this is something he's been privileged with since the beginning and he was privileged to have the case sealed and i'm glad the judge is doing the right thing by holding him accountable for his actions. if he wanted this to go away he should have kept his mouth shut. >> when you conceded the fact that empire, the show, is being canceled, and there is no doubt in my mind but that this scandal helped accelerate that cancellation process, and yet, the actors in empire stick by this guy. >> some of them do. it's a real tragedy because i never had a chance to watch the show. maybe it will end up somewhere else. i have to hand it to them. quite a disappearing act. you can't even find this guy. i have a theory, he's actually hanging out in maga country. two things, he showed how easy it is to tick off the media. hate trump, right?

he did that, embrace identity politics and have an envious victim status. the second lesson, if a story is pushed by the media that makes you angry, doubt it. like every story in the last year that has pissed you off, made you upset, is never what it is. if you look, again, kavanaugh, covington, avenatti's crack, smollett, these were divisive stories pushed by the media and they fell apart. they cheated you of your time and energy and there is no follow-up. >> there is no follow-up to say we screwed up. in fact, there is a justification for things like avenatti. >> yet, kennedy, you have a situation here where there was an intervention. i mean, there was a political intervention. there is a special prosecutor now, you know, investigating, what's her name, fox -- the prosecutor, cook county

prosecutor, dropping the case so suddenly. there are real-life implications and yet he still commands some loyalty. i just don't get it. i don't see why, to invoke a hate crime in chicago. the city, you know, that's where the kid came from who was so infamously lynched after flirting with a white girl on a trip down south. to me, this guy -- is deserving of no sympathy and he should have gotten the boot. >> that's why the chief of police was so personally offended by some of jesse smollett's actions, saying they were very obvious an provable. the word in this country is there are two forms of justice. sometimes it's based on race and sometimes it's based on privilege and whether or not you have money. and jesse smollett not only had money and prestige but he also had political access, and that's very unfair and kim fox tried to cover her tracks by putting up the memo saying, is there any

time where we've dropped charges in a case, kind of similar to this one, at the same time, she was supposed to have recused herself, and if you remember her spokesperson said she only colloquially recused herself. >> i didn't learn that word. >> also, i always thought it was strange that the judge sealed the whole thing. >> which is coming unsealed now. by june 3 it will be unsealed. >> jesse, listen to this. during the time the two dozen detectives were investigating, according to our brain room, there were 18 murders in chicago, there were 104 criminal sexual assaults, 370 robberies, 423 aggravated batteries, 535 burglaries, 3,401 thefts, these are all things they could have been probing instead of wasting their time chasing a fraudulent story. >> you could argue that he has blood on his hands. >> you could argue.

>> as a result of him tying up the police department. you could argue after two years of this country chasing around a fake story about russia, what else could we have done? it's such a wasted opportunity, but i tend to look at the bright side here. this man has united this country. he's brought together, fox news, rob emanuel, donald trump and charles barkley, all of them say this guy is fraud and that's a good thing because if you look -- and me, and if you look at what he wanted, he didn't get anything. he wanted a raise, didn't get it. he wanted the show to keep going, he didn't get it. he wanted the attention from the black community. the black community dropped him like a rock. this guy is toast. he should have kept that sweetheart deal and shut his mouth but he had bad management and he's a delusional con artist just like the russia hoax artists. >> nice little follow up there with the russian thing. you know what? he could redeem himself if he actually opened himself to those he despises.

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teammate aaron rodgers, the quarterback fumbles by not quite finishing his entire cup. >> -- pale. >> every green bay backers fan in wisconsin, this is the state that his girlfriend sitting next to him was pretty embarrassed. she didn't look very thrilled when he couldn't finish it. >> i disagree. >> i never understood why drinking fast is a badge of honor. good drinkers drink slow so you can drink the rest of your life. the guys have a reputation -- >> it's miller lite. it's not alcohol. >> whiskey. >> they have such big bellies. >> but the people that you grew up with, that were known for pounding beer, what are they

doing now? >> they are on the 5. [laughter] >> their bellies are hanging out over the table. >> i think he's one of the most pleasant people in public life in america. >> are you looking for free tickets? >> that's like saying you have a nice lawyer. >> let's make fun of him one time because everything else he's better at. >> that's true. >> much more athletic than i am. >> he even died in the game of thrones. >> didn't make it to the season finale. >> i haven't seen the last episode. >> everybody dies. >> they all choke on plastic water bottles. >> and straws. >> up next, this guy may be the worst airline passenger in the last 30 years. watch this.

>> oh, my gosh. >> oh, my gosh. >> that's a stoner. >> the smoker was eventually escorted off the plane by police. you'll remember this. maybe you're the own person here who actually flew when people smoked on planes. >> air france in first class had three rows. >> this guy is obviously a stoner. he's wasted. he doesn't know where he is. he didn't know what he did. >> he probably woke up from a coma from the 1960s. >> where am i? >> where is geraldo? >> trump is president. >> two possibilities. one, he's on some kind of oxy because he's definitely out of it. i don't think that's pot but he might have seen the movie "sexy beast." remember how ben gets off the

plane of he smokes a cigarette because he wants to avoid what's happening when he lands. maybe he didn't want to see his in-laws, so he thought maybe i'll get arrested when i land. >> it just goes to show how much society has changed. because people used to smoke on planes and now if you smoke they arrest you. everyone speaks out. >> a guy was sitting next to me like that and he was eating marijuana, you could smell it and he would like put it away. and open it again. >> you were traveling with kilmeade. >> so i had somewhat of a similar experience but i didn't report him because i didn't want to land the plane early. >> they would make you land it. >> it's not worth it. >> bring this thing down. and finally. ♪ >> a new study says people who prefer instrumental music just like this are much smarter. researchers at oxford have found there is a link between brain power and music without lyrics. like jazz, classical and

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>> fan mail. let's get to your question, first one from phil. hi, phil, how are you? what was your most memorable experience with law enforcement? who said oh, no. >> katy. >> is there a mug shot? >> i have never been arrested. >> why did you say, oh, no >> because one time as a teenager i ran from the police because i was drinking. >> everybody does that. >> i got stopped going 105, 107 by the california highway patrol

and he came up aggressively to my window. >> i got pulled over by a cop and i thought i was speeding, but he just wanted a picture with me. >> i don't believe that. >> i swear to god. >> do not say who he is because he's lose his job, family and friends. [laughter] >> that's a horrible story. >> pulling over jesse watters so you can get a picture with him. >> i think it is illegal. >> go ahead. >> no, i was lucky enough to do a ride along with my brother when he was a member of the gresham police department in oregon and i wore all black and they gave me a kevlar vest. >> i was underaged drugging and the police pull up. in front of qfi and i hid behind a bush. and the cops yelled for me to come out and when i walked outside i had scared the police officer because i came out from behind a bush. >> lucky he didn't shoot you?

>> that's what he said to me, you're lucky i didn't shoot you. i thought you were over there and he let me go. >> i've got worse ones. richard asks who, tell us about your first hospital experience. stitches, broken bone, etc, short for -- et cetera. >> kennedy, first hospital experience? >> i was thrown into a tv set when i was 4 years old by a neighbor, blair. he picked me up and threw me into the tv and that was my first concussion. so i rode in the hospital in an ambulance, and woke up speaking latin. >> jesse? >> i fractured my wrist falling off a seesaw at 2. >> wow, at 2. >> i've had -- [laughter] >> that was a nice move. >> slammed into the cup. >> i have these scars here, i punched a wall. >> punched a wall. >> actually a window. >> sounds like you were chugging

beer. >> i was born in a hospital. i went to the hospital, because i couldn't breathe and i was there for two days. >> real bad. >> it's over now. >> it's all right. >> high school, strong pot. >> i was like wandering around. >> almost one in every four kids ends up at the emergency room thinking they are going to die because they smoked weed. i was one of those kids. >> only you. >> i thought i was going to die and the cops were just laughing at me. he puts a flashlight on me, you're okay, just go home, drink some hot chocolate. my parents were shaking their heads. great question, in 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for? >> interesting. >> i think probably trump. >> oh! >> somebody is getting tweeted tonight. [laughter] >> what do you think?

>> nostalgic for, real pets and real people because everything is going to be robots. >> true. >> i was going to say, pre-cell phone. before cell phones. >> what do you mean? remember the 1990s, we had no phones. >> what's now? now? >> 40 years, that you know won't be here but you'll miss. >> the five. >> the five. >> won't be around in a couple of years? >> 40 years. >> your head will be in a vat, a nutrient vat, five brains. >> people will be nostalgic for big butts. >> what? >> you think people are getting slimmer. >> i think right now people have like big injected, like there are classes -- >> it's all the gym classes. >> gym lasts. >> i'm going to say driving and drivers because that will be the thing that's gone. it will all be self-driving. you know what? >> i don't think so.

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♪ ♪ >> jesse: time now for one more thing. are you following in crazy guy on jeopardy? well, really really close call. he was down by $13,000 last night in the second round. he almost, well, just watch what happened. >> and you add 10,000, putting you in the lead with 35,800. so, champ, over to you now. are you taking the a train? are you taking the a train to victory? oh, yes, you are. 20,908. there he is. look at him here. he gets a little cocky. throws out the jordan tongue wag. kind of a weird thing to do but he can do whatever he wants. there he is licking his chops. >> greg: didn't we already show what he won before he did that. >> kennedy: is he miley

cyrus? >> jesse: also speaking of appropriate. lindsey graham making his "watters' world" debut saturday at 8:00. >> greg: gram cracker. my show tomorrow night 8:00 p.m. dr. drew penske is going to solve a lot of the my problems there are plenty. of course kat timpf and tyrus both have two new shows on fox nation. now it's time for for greg's how about these ducks? this is a new segment on fox it will be on every single day for the next 10 years. check out my ducks. look at all these ducks. those are ducks, jesse crossing the street. in a country that i forgot. imagine some country. i think it might be thailand but anyway the ducks are crossing the street as you can tell and now i'm going to shut up. >> why did the duck cross the road? >> peabody hotel. >> jesse: you made that up?

>> greg: it was a fowl comment. kennedy? >> kennedy: this is such a great story from gaylord -- will hunting to gaylord faulker. a young man janitor at nyu tissue hospital he was a janitor there when he was 17 years old. now he is 29. he just graduated from the international honor society of nursing from the same hospital where he was a janitor. he is now a decorated nurse and he goes into the nursing program there. very cool. gaylord faulker. >> greg: from one can to another. [laughter] >> jesse: congratulations. geraldo? >> geraldo: a long time i conditions that place we called mentally retarded. now we call diswoment tale disabled. some are autistic. we got them out of the institutions and night community based residences. one of the many agencies a great one that does these

community-based residences life work. we raise funds. john lennon did len legend didf tournament. 36th edition of the golf tournament. we raised about $7 million with these golf tournaments to create these homes that really are wonderful, humane, progressive places where they potential is realized. >> kennedy: beautiful. >> katie: that's awesome. >> jesse: what club is that. thatgeraldo geraldo various clubs. >> katie: memorial day is on monday and the poppy wall of honor, we have to remember what memorial day is all about returned to the national mall for second consecutive year to honor 645,000 american service members who gave their lives for our nation since world war i. yesterday the u.s. army old guard put a bunch of flags at arlington cemetery to remember the sacrifices that

have been made there. so, happy memorial day and i know that we are all grateful for the service of people who have given the ultimate sacrifice. >> jesse: yes. we are. see you back here monday for memorial day special. have a great memorial day weekend. >> bret: president trump promises to reveal the root of the russia investigation as more democrats call for impeachment. plus, more than two dozen rounds of sanctions and tonight the administration says there is proof those sanctions are working against iran. we will have an exclusive report. and whatever happened to yucca mountain? this is "special report." ♪ ♪ >> bret: good evening. i'm bret baier, the president and lawmakers have left washington, but the fight over the russia investigation definitely remains. president trump is promising to show americans how what he calls the russia hoax got started. directing his attorney general to declassify

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