>> let's not forget in the middle of all the celebrations what this week is for. to remember those who put their lives on the line. because of that i'm able to read a prompter and some of us can just have fun. >> hello, everybody, >> jesse: i'm jesse watters, here with greg. this is "the five." president trump: did you hear what she said about me long before i went after her? she made horrible statements. she knows they are not true. she said terrible things so i just responded in kind.

>> the feud intensifies responding to nancy pelosi's latest attack. the two have been going at it all week. >> we believe the president of the united states is engaged in a cover-up. president trump: i don't do cover-ups. >> the white house is just crying out for impeachment. i pray for the president of the united states. >> she's a mess. >> now this time, another temper tantrum. president trump: she said i walked in and started screaming and yelling. nancy was all crazy yesterday with the hands and everything. she reminded me of beto. >> the president, again, stormed out, pounded the table and walked out. president trump: when i walked out i was so calm. >> i wish his family, administration, or staff would have an intervention. president trump: i'm extremely stable genius. >> the media cheering pelosi on ignoring her attacks while criticizing trump for his. they are also using the exact same talking point.

>> once again the world is learning just how easy it is to get under the skin of the most powerful man on earth. >> why does pelosi get under his skin so much? >> very clearly got under his skin. >> he got petulant because pelosi got under his skin. >> extremely effective of getting upped his skin. >> scarborough is floating this ridiculous conspiracy theory about the president. >> people closest to him told usta they feared that he was in mental decline. people very close to him told us that they feared that he was in pre-dementia, that he had changed. >> i want to get to a lot but first, the same talking point. >> joe, he's the last person that should be talking about mental decline. was that played at half speed? seriously, he's lost a few steps. okay.

like under your skin thing has -- i heard that three times to my face by three different people and it's now the news peg. it shows the point how the media and the democrats are almost, they are incestuous. you don't know which one is on the leash or pulling the pet. >> who started it. >> the thing is they are almost like nonplaying characters in a video game. they don't have any achievements, so they are marginalized now to, wow, nancy really got under his skin. that's what they are rooting for. think about how lucky all of us are to be alive. things are so good that two of the most powerful american politicians are in a roast, a public roast, and we're actually enjoying it. it's a testament to the peace and pros territory that experiencing now. it's a libertarian's dream. what trump has done is shown that we never really needed

politicians to begin with because the democrats aren't doing jack. everything is great. he's got them completely screwed up. >> do you think the media is just helping pelosi in this battle because, you don't really want to get into an argument with the president especially when it gets personal. they are just giving her a hand because i don't know if she can go toe-to-toe with him. >> i would like to see them go toe-to-toe more often. i would like to see more of those open door meetings. chuck and nancy were at the white house, arguing, ambushed by the cameras. the president said he's a transparent person. i would like to see more of that and i think washington is by and large a pretty deplorable place for this very reason, and i think a lot of people watch this and they think they are both nuts and they want to throw everyone out. >> it's like two people over 70 accusing each other of being mentally deficiency. they have gotten over the russia collusion. he's no longer a trader. they are just going back to the mentally unstable line of

attack. >> it remind me of "saturday night live." [laughter] >> you know, you can laugh about it but i find it unsettling that the two most powerful people, they are not just the two most powerful polices, they are two of the most powerful people on earth and when they are going at it, your nose is leaking, you know, the president is famously thin skinned to borrow a phrase there but he's also very tempestuous, you push, he pushes back. that kind of stuff. i don't like it. >> that's what the brits have been doing forever. labor and torres screaming at each other. >> i guess, but congress

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included, accusing the president of using law enforcement as a political weapon now as a result of declassifying this information. so they are essentially projecting what they have been doing for the last two, three, four years, on to the president for being more transparent. >> we're the only ones that are allowed to weaponize intelligence agencies, not the president. >> also, the only people who can doctor videos. the media can provide misleading editorial but no one else can. we can do it but you can't. >> what do you mean? >> but the thing is, right now, there are two things going on right now. there is trump and there is brexit and both of them are telling everybody the same story. the political class is suffering a global reversal. >> well said. >> i knew you were going to say that. >> okay. >> said global reversal. >> said global reversal. >> tonight, what's the show s... s...u... s...u...v... these letters used to mean something. letters earned in backwoods,

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>> new developments in the jesse smollett saga, a chicago judge ordering the disgraced actor's case file unsealed, this coming two months after the cook county prosecutor suddenly dropped 16 felony counts against the empire actor for allegedly staging a hate crime against himself. the judge saying that since smollett has spoken to the media about his case, he's waved his right to privacy and here's an example. >> i've been truthful and consistent on every single level since day one. i would not be my mother's son if i was capable of one drop of what i've been accused of. >> don't you hate when they invoke their love for their

moms. the chicago cops saying they plan to release smollett's files next week. this is the week of the revelation. this is the week of the unsealing of the files. this is the week -- so what do you expect will happen in the city of chicago where the prosecutor dropped this case so suddenly after getting a call from the former chief-of-staff of michelle obama, the most famous of chicago residents. >> in terms of legal consequences there won't be any for smollett but there may be some accountability. >> i'm not so sure of that. >> okay. i'll let you take that but since the charges have been dropped, i don't know what else they could charge with him, considering he filed a false police report. >> perjury. >> he's talking about it publicly and the public has a right to know. there are public resources used to investigate this case. he's talking about it clearly on national television. his attorneys have gone on national television and smeared the brothers that he hired and accused them of doing things like dressing up in white face

and that's why jesse was confused about who attacked him, and so, you know, this is something he's been privileged with since the beginning and he was privileged to have the case sealed and i'm glad the judge is doing the right thing by holding him accountable for his actions. if he wanted this to go away he should have kept his mouth shut. >> when you conceded the fact that empire, the show, is being canceled, and there is no doubt in my mind but that this scandal helped accelerate that cancellation process, and yet, the actors in empire stick by this guy. >> some of them do. it's a real tragedy because i never had a chance to watch the show. maybe it will end up somewhere else. i have to hand it to them. quite a disappearing act. you can't even find this guy. i have a theory, he's actually hanging out in maga country. two things, he showed how easy it is to tick off the media. hate trump, right? he did that, embrace identity

politics and have an envious victim status. the second lesson, if a story is pushed by the media that makes you angry, doubt it. like every story in the last year that has pissed you off, made you upset, is never what it is. if you look, again, kavanaugh, covington, avenatti's crack, smollett, these were divisive stories pushed by the media and they fell apart. they cheated you of your time and energy and there is no follow-up. >> there is no follow-up to say we screwed up. in fact, there is a justification for things like avenatti. >> yet, kennedy, you have a situation here where there was an intervention. i mean, there was a political intervention. there is a special prosecutor now, you know, investigating, what's her name, fox -- the prosecutor, cook county prosecutor, dropping the case so

suddenly. there are real-life implications and yet he still commands some loyalty. i just don't get it. i don't see why, to invoke a hate crime in chicago. the city, you know, that's where the kid came from who was so infamously lynched after flirting with a white girl on a trip down south. to me, this guy -- is deserving of no sympathy and he should have gotten the boot. >> that's why the chief of police was so personally offended by some of jesse smollett's actions, saying they were very obvious an provable. the word in this country is there are two forms of justice. sometimes it's based on race and sometimes it's based on privilege and whether or not you have money. and jesse smollett not only had money and prestige but he also had political access, and that's very unfair and kim fox tried to cover her tracks by putting up the memo saying, is there any

time where we've dropped charges in a case, kind of similar to this one, at the same time, she was supposed to have recused herself, and if you remember her spokesperson said she only colloquially recused herself. >> i didn't learn that word. >> also, i always thought it was strange that the judge sealed the whole thing. >> which is coming unsealed now. by june 3 it will be unsealed. >> jesse, listen to this. during the time the two dozen detectives were investigating, according to our brain room, there were 18 murders in chicago, there were 104 criminal sexual assaults, 370 robberies, 423 aggravated batteries, 535 burglaries, 3,401 thefts, these are all things they could have been probing instead of wasting their time chasing a fraudulent story. >> you could argue that he has blood on his hands. >> you could argue. >> as a result of him tying up

the police department. you could argue after two years of this country chasing around a fake story about russia, what else could we have done? it's such a wasted opportunity, but i tend to look at the bright side here. this man has united this country. he's brought together, fox news, rob emanuel, donald trump and charles barkley, all of them say this guy is fraud and that's a good thing because if you look -- and me, and if you look at what he wanted, he didn't get anything. he wanted a raise, didn't get it. he wanted the show to keep going, he didn't get it. he wanted the attention from the black community. the black community dropped him like a rock. this guy is toast. he should have kept that sweetheart deal and shut his mouth but he had bad management and he's a delusional con artist just like the russia hoax artists. >> nice little follow up there with the russian thing. you know what? he could redeem himself if he actually opened himself to those he despises. if he said, i'm going to go into

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my window. >> i got pulled over by a cop and i thought i was speeding, but he just wanted a picture with me. >> i don't believe that. >> i swear to god. >> do not say who he is because he's lose his job, family and friends. [laughter] >> that's a horrible story. >> pulling over jesse watters so you can get a picture with him. >> i think it is illegal. >> go ahead. >> no, i was lucky enough to do a ride along with my brother when he was a member of the gresham police department in oregon and i wore all black and they gave me a kevlar vest. >> i was underaged drugging and the police pull up. in front of qfi and i hid behind a bush. and the cops yelled for me to come out and when i walked outside i had scared the police officer because i came out from behind a bush. >> lucky he didn't shoot you?

>> that's what he said to me, you're lucky i didn't shoot you. i thought you were over there and he let me go. >> i've got worse ones. richard asks who, tell us about your first hospital experience. stitches, broken bone, etc, short for -- et cetera. >> kennedy, first hospital experience? >> i was thrown into a tv set when i was 4 years old by a neighbor, blair. he picked me up and threw me into the tv and that was my first concussion. so i rode in the hospital in an ambulance, and woke up speaking latin. >> jesse? >> i fractured my wrist falling off a seesaw at 2. >> wow, at 2. >> i've had -- [laughter] >> that was a nice move. >> slammed into the cup. >> i have these scars here, i punched a wall. >> punched a wall. >> actually a window. >> sounds like you were chugging

beer. >> i was born in a hospital. i went to the hospital, because i couldn't breathe and i was there for two days. >> real bad. >> it's over now. >> it's all right. >> high school, strong pot. >> i was like wandering around. >> almost one in every four kids ends up at the emergency room thinking they are going to die because they smoked weed. i was one of those kids. >> only you. >> i thought i was going to die and the cops were just laughing at me. he puts a flashlight on me, you're okay, just go home, drink some hot chocolate. my parents were shaking their heads. great question, in 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for? >> interesting. >> i think probably trump. >> oh! >> somebody is getting tweeted tonight. [laughter] >> what do you think? >> nostalgic for, real pets and

real people because everything is going to be robots. >> true. >> i was going to say, pre-cell phone. before cell phones. >> what do you mean? remember the 1990s, we had no phones. >> what's now? now? >> 40 years, that you know won't be here but you'll miss. >> the five. >> the five. >> won't be around in a couple of years? >> 40 years. >> your head will be in a vat, a nutrient vat, five brains. >> people will be nostalgic for big butts. >> what? >> you think people are getting slimmer. >> i think right now people have like big injected, like there are classes -- >> it's all the gym classes. >> gym lasts. >> i'm going to say driving and drivers because that will be the thing that's gone. it will all be self-driving. you know what? >> i don't think so. >> everybody loves to drive.

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are you taking the a train to victory? oh, yes, you are. 20,908. there he is. look at him here. he gets a little cocky. throws out the jordan tongue wag. kind of a weird thing to do but he can do whatever he wants. there he is licking his chops. >> greg: didn't we already show what he won before he did that. >> kennedy: is he miley cyrus? >> jesse: also speaking of appropriate. lindsey graham making his "watters' world" debut saturday at 8:00. >> greg: gram cracker. my show tomorrow night 8:00 p.m. dr. drew penske is going to solve a lot of the my problems there are plenty. of course kat timpf and tyrus both have two new shows on fox nation. now it's time for for greg's how about these ducks? this is a new segment on fox

it will be on every single day for the next 10 years. check out my ducks. look at all these ducks. those are ducks, jesse crossing the street. in a country that i forgot. imagine some country. i think it might be thailand but anyway the ducks are crossing the street as you can tell and now i'm going to shut up. >> why did the duck cross the road? >> peabody hotel. >> jesse: you made that up? >> greg: it was a fowl comment. kennedy? >> kennedy: this is such a great story from gaylord -- will hunting to gaylord faulker. a young man janitor at nyu tissue hospital he was a janitor there when he was 17 years old. now he is 29. he just graduated from the international honor society of nursing from the same hospital where he was a janitor. he is now a decorated nurse and he goes into the nursing

program there. very cool. gaylord faulker. >> greg: from one can to another. [laughter] >> jesse: congratulations. geraldo? >> geraldo: a long time i conditions that place we called mentally retarded. now we call diswoment tale disabled. some are autistic. we got them out of the institutions and night community based residences. one of the many agencies a great one that does these community-based residences life work. we raise funds. john lennon did len legend didf tournament. 36th edition of the golf tournament. we raised about $7 million with these golf tournaments to create these homes that really are wonderful, humane, progressive places where they potential is realized. >> kennedy: beautiful.

>> katie: that's awesome. >> jesse: what club is that. thatgeraldo geraldo various clubs. >> katie: memorial day is on monday and the poppy wall of honor, we have to remember what memorial day is all about returned to the national mall for second consecutive year to honor 645,000 american service members who gave their lives for our nation since world war i. yesterday the u.s. army old guard put a bunch of flags at arlington cemetery to remember the sacrifices that have been made there. so, happy memorial day and i know that we are all grateful for the service of people who have given the ultimate sacrifice. >> jesse: yes. we are. see you back here monday for memorial day spe ♪ [national anthem]

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