things. at least impeachment has some political accountability. >> neil: be clear, be focused and say something. guys, thank you all very, very much. hard to make sense of this, but we will do it on this network. here comes "the five." ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i am jesse watters, along with kennedy, geraldo, and greg to talk -- and to this is "the five." high drama and washington as robert mueller breaks his science, the special counsel making the first public statement since taking over the russian investigation two years ago. on collusion, mueller says there was insufficient evidence to prove a broader conspiracy between the trump campaign in russia and when it comes to obstruction, mueller says charging the president with a crime was not an option that his team could consider. he explains why. >> if we had had confidence that

the president did not commit a crime, we would have said so. we did not however make a determination as to whether he did commit a crime, under a long-standing department policy, a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office. charging the president with a crime was therefore not an option we could consider. it would be unfair to potentially accuse somebody of a crime when there can be no court's resolution of actual charge. >> jesse: but if you are now left with more questions than answers, do not expect that to change at all, mueller shutting down democrats calls for him to testify on capitol hill. >> i hope and expect this to be the only time that i will speak to you in this matter. i am making that decision myself, no one has told me whether i can or should testify or speak further about this matter. there has been added discussion

about an appearance before congress. any testimony would not go beyond our report. and beyond what i've said here today and what is contained in the written work. i do not believe that it is appropriate for me to speak further about the investigation or to comment on the actions of the justice department or congress. >> jesse: president trump reacting saying that the case is closed. a tweeting "nothing changes from the mueller report, there was insufficient evidence and in our country a person is innocent. that case is closed. thank you." sarah sanders also responding saying "the special counsel is moving on with its life, and everyone else should do the same." but as you can imagine, democratic leaders including nadler and nancy pelosi are out for blood. >> as mueller again highlighted this morning, it is the congress responsibility to respond to the lies, crimes, and other wrongdoings of president trump.

with respect to impeachment, all options are on the table, and nothing should be ruled out. >> nothing is off the table. we are legislating, we are investigating, and we are litigating. no one is above the law. especially the president of the united states. i am gravely disappointment in the justice department for theif misrepresentation of the mueller report to begin with. >> jesse: despite nancy pelosi's disappointment, william barr acted in good faith with his handling of the report. all right, geraldo, i look at this thing and i am more confused, the country is more divided, i don't think he added any clarity to his confusing 400 page report. >> geraldo: i always like mueller for his gravitas and dignity. he seemed to be a straight shooting guy. and i have no reason to change my opinion, but as a lawyer i want to analyze what he said, because i think it is very

important. he said a new low bar in terms of what is -- where the criminal culpability begins. he said if we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit eight crime, if we would have said so. he thinks that it is possible that the president committed a crime. so this is a brand-new level of evidentiary requirement. it is about probable cause that a crime was committed. it is possible that the president committed a crime. it is possible that i am going to grow and another inch next year. it is possible that i will play for the boston red sox. i think it was a gratuitous statement and remind me a lot of james comey when he screwed hillary clinton in 2016. i don't know where it came from, it is almost as if he had to say something because he was not accusing the president. >> kennedy: but it came directly from the report, march 23rd or so when the report came out and bill barr had the

summary, not the whole report, but the summary, it was actually in bill barr's original letter, that exact line that if they could have done that, they would've done that. so i actually think, jesse, there is more clarity. i think that it shows a lot of the report is the report and you can read it or not, and sometimes a little bit of this stuff, because we are not lawyers, not all of us is like reading through gauze, i actually think that what mueller was saying, you can subpoena me, but if i come out there, i will tell you to read the report. everything that he said it is actually that report. so i think that he really tried to color inside the lines. he was not trying to go out of it. but there was this question all day long of whether there was a discrepancy between what bill barr said in terms of the obstruction case and that point and what mueller said today. later on, very unusual from the mueller team, they released a document, and jerry dunn leavy shows it, showing the mueller

quote and to the barr quote, and saying there is no discrepancy. they don't say that there is no discrepancy, but there is more context and a source close to the officials at the mueller scheme said there is no conflict or daylight between mueller and barr. which is very good news if you are the trump team. >> jesse: but listening to them was very confusing to me, he says that the defendant's proven innocent unless and until proven guilty. okay. and then he says we cannot determine one way or another whether the president committed a crime, therefore he must be presumed innocent. >> greg: what was interesting about the contradiction was he was talking about the russians. they get the benefit of the doubt, but then he moves onto the president and basically says that he is guilty until he is exonerated, but we are not going to do any process of exoneration, so i got to go, see you later. i'm out of here. i know that trump is not above

the law, but he is not below the law either. you cannot just throw that out there. he was supposed to be the dad that went upstairs to lay down the wall to the kids, okay, no more pillow fights, lights out, everybody go to bed. instead he walks in with a crate of ritalin and threw it out them and said, have at it for the next 18 months. to say that he could not say an uncharged person was innocent, i mean, he also -- okay, we cannot say that he did not do it. that is the same as saying we cannot say that he did do it. i think that he was goaded into doing this. >> jesse: by the media or both? >> greg: i think the media forced his hand, this is the fourth bite of the rotten apple. the first was the summary, the media spit it out, the second was the release, the third was having barr come on, and they spit it out. now it is the press, why do we

keep indulging this? i hope you are right and i hope that it is over, but the media will figure it out. >> dana: obviously the democrats were going to talk about that, they will pursue it, but there is nothing -- maybe he did not have to give the statement, but nothing that he said today was not in the report. >> jesse: and also saying i am done, office is closed, this thing is through, kennedy. >> kennedy: he should have been more forceful and outlined if there was something that the president had done that was so illegal, and if he were a private person would've been charged with the crime, he really should've lay that out. and there is a difference between describing someone's behavior and applying some sort of discipline for that behavior. and yes, i understand, he said under a long-standing department of policy a president cannot be charged with a federal crime while he is in office, that's fine, but there is precedent, you have two other similar criminal investigations that lead to impeachment where they were much more forthcoming with the acts that the president

committed while in office. and i wish he had been more clear about that, because if the president had done something so bad that this was passing in congress, then he should have crafted a much better road map for that. >> jesse: he could have said, we are not charging him, and here's why. but he could've said this president did this and i believe he is guilty of this the way that ken started with bill clinton. >> kennedy: that would have taken a bite out of the organization. >> jesse: but he instead summarized ten legal theories for a possible obstruction charge. at the end of the day he did not say that the president obstructed justice. >> kennedy: and geraldo is right, you have to start with the presumption of innocence. that is the legal system that we have in this country, whether you like it or not, no matter how bad the crime is that someone has committed. and in gymnastics, you do not start from 0 and build your way up to a 10. you start your way from a 10 and work your way down. here you start -- you are

assumed to be an innocent person, and then you build a case upon that. and geraldo was right, it is conceivable. it is possible that donald trump murdered 15 15 old ladies. >> jesse: maybe not that many old ladies. we are a 10. >> greg: at bowling you get a 0 and then you get a strike and that is a 10. >> geraldo: nancy pelosi is holding a pair of deuces. >> dana: are deuces good? >> greg: she left him with two ducey's. >> jesse: more on the statement of the russia probe, including democrats calls for impeachment, but beto, -- of the bizarre tactics to appeal to the voters.

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>> greg: the weird thing about the democratic candidates, they are weird. here's one. >> very, very lucky. and i love you guys more than you'll ever know. and i know that it was a giant [bleep] hole to be around sometimes, and you will never allow my shortcomings to get in the way of running the best campaign the state has ever see seen. >> dana: maybe not. a >> greg: every appearance should be treated like a drug commercial, running a list of side effects that include nausea, and diarrhea. here is another.

>> thank you. >> good morning. how are we doing? [cheers and applause] good morning! it's good to see you. good morning! hey, how are you doing? >> kennedy: what the hell is he doing? >> greg: i still have no idea what he is doing as mayor, but i know that he can run fully clothed, where some dolphin shorts. and the worst mayor bill de blasio multitasking, running for president and ruining new york, tripling the number of teens released from jail with no bail for crimes like armory and crime to salt. but the leader of the pack, where is he at? biotin is hiding, unless you see the better strategy based on the hillary formula, and that really work for her. the opposite of trump who owns a spotlight, gasps and all, he never apologizes for being a a-hole, he will turn it into

entertainment, look at the scandalous comments on joe biden and kim. he did not apologize, he said "i was actually sticking up firstly be joe biden while on foreign soil. kim jong un called him a low iq idiot and many other things, where i related the quote as a much softer low iq individual. who could possibly be upset with that?" i have to hand it to them, no one does that. still a long road to the white house, but if you think hiding your top contender is how you get to the white house, they may be re-think your top contender, because sooner or later you will have to face the orange monster and even at rest he is more fun. dana, you say, it is early, but don't engage until you have to, is that a fair move? >> dana: if you are 22 points ahead of all of your other competitors, you don't need to do anything else. there will be plenty of time, there will be plenty of time to engage with the orange monster. but why not prove to the base,

he has some fund-raising here, and in california. >> greg: doesn't need to raise questions about what is wrong with him? >> dana: are you going to do that? >> greg: is there something wrong with him? >> kennedy: i will take that one. >> jesse: i think the joe biden movement does not exist, he can get crowds and he knows that, that's why he is not out there, because no one wants to show up and hear joe biden. the big secret about the biotin is that nobody thinks he has the best shot of beating trump, but that is compared to the other democrats that have no shot at beating trump, so only a better shot than no shot which is not much of a shot at all. the other guy beto, it is a therapy session. not a presidential campaign. it is noble to confess your sins, i say, save it for the priests. it has gotten weird. the buttigieg running, the politicians have been running

for many, many years. it's what they do. it exudes excitement and virility and looks like you are chasing people and they are chasing you and the camera goes like this. and that is better than the static shot, but here he is exposed, because no one is running after him, and he is not also -- he is not even slapping hands. it's like he is moving out in the middle of nowhere, and it does not mean anything. >> kennedy: he will end at the santa monica pier. it will be very exciting. >> geraldo: we actually like him. he is an interesting candidate. and i admire people that can speak more than one language. i do, and i think that he is a rhodes scholar and a real deal. and a guy with a zero support for african-americans, that's why you keep coming back to biden. maybe he is the best that the

dems have to offer in a pragmatic way. he is pulling fantastic in south carolina. he mentioned 22 points in south carolina, so 27 points ahead of bernie sanders. and buttigieg with only three, biden is beating kamala harris in those african-american districts. >> jesse: i think once people go to the polls, his margin of victory is not going to be as big as they are in the polls. it will be much, much thinner. >> kennedy: and that is to dana's point that there is ground to cover between now and then, but i think biden considers himself to be floyd mayweather. he is waiting for, he thinks that everybody right now is ricky hatton and is waiting for manny paquioa. >> geraldo: that was very impressive. >> kennedy: he has not floyd mayweather, he is hillary clinton, because if you talk to democrats, all of the aggressive gossip whispers where the action is happening in terms of opposition research is people having a few drinks at a bar and whispering, you know there is something wrong with the former

vice president. and now that they are really doing it, but that's what they are actively doing. it is surprising because they are concerned with taking biden down and getting their candidate out there. >> jesse: what are they whispering about him? >> kennedy: do you want me to say what i have heard? >> greg: no, don't do it. >> kennedy: if greg gutfeld tells me not to do it. >> jesse: people have said this on other channels, african-americans like biden, but he is also the white guy that had a cool black friend, and that is barack obama. nothing is wrong with that. >> greg: there is pressure now now. >> jesse: it is a lot of street cried. he has a lot of street credit off of that, but -- >> geraldo: beating kamala harris? >> greg: i think you were thinking something else pretty >> kennedy: more along the lines of hillary clinton having a lumpy overcoat in 85-degree weather. >> jesse: he looks healthy to

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illness at all, it is a collection of moods. you feel cynical, you have a negative emotion, and you are tired. >> jesse: you have it? >> greg: i have it when i am not working. i have it when i am working. if you feel this way, quit your job, somebody will take your job. i am very cynical about people trying to make work more like play, you know what i mean? it's like, that's what life is for. after work you develop hobbies, we all of our certain things. the idea of -- it is a trick. they are trying to get work to be more fun so that you work for, that is a trick. they want you to stay here longer. there are fun runs. i want un-fun runs. >> geraldo: is this a questing for more things to label people? video game addict? >> dana: i think it is searching for a label so that you don't have to have any personal responsibility for how you feel.

and how you have lived your life. it is searching for a way to say, it is not your fault that you are overscheduled or that you -- whatever it is you might think. this morning i get a daily devotional email every morning that comes. >> greg: you still get mine? >> dana: yes, yours are great. there is another one that i get. >> geraldo: not so calming. >> dana: if you feel like you don't have time to do the things that you can do or not living your best life, there is something wrong. and you have to take an inventory. are you going out too much at night? are you not getting exercise? should you go to bed earlier? should you stop watching reality tv, there is a lot of personal responsibility that goes along with this. >> geraldo: but you are saying that burnout syndrome is a real thing and this is how you deal with it? >> dana: know, people feel burnout because they do not take responsibility for their livelihood and behavior. >> greg: i think this is garbage. >> geraldo: you are a young man on the rise there?

do you ever feel burned out? >> jesse: no, i don't feel burned out. i sit every day for an hour and host a television show, it is not that stressful of a job. there are villagers that are like working from sunup to sundown with their hands fending off the elements, and really stressed out, and they are not burned out, they are just working really hard. if if you have middle-management table purge -- paper pushers they get two weeks vacation, that is not a health risk. this is the world health organization, a u.n. group, and -- >> geraldo: does that make it automatically bad? >> greg: they are playing the media. >> jesse: trying to put capitalism as a health risk. where socialism is the actual health risk. >> geraldo: you think the u.n. created the phenomenon. that it is not a real deal. it is liberals trying to make up

stuff? >> kennedy: if you read biographies that are from really successful people, is there a chapter about i am so well rested? no, there is nothing in there that says this was easy and i'm so glad that i did almost nothing and to luck just fell into my lap. that is what as a mom i try to impart on my girls, kids want to do big things. they want to do big fun things and have these great exciting jobs, and i tell them, the most satisfying jobs are the most competitive. and you have to work so much harder than everybody else. you have to find your strength and cultivate letter nos. >> geraldo: what do you do for the kids? >> kennedy: limit the screen time, then their device is shut down after so much screen time. >> geraldo: they do automatically? >> kennedy: yes, you sign up for screen time. but i had a box that told us about the 80/20 rule and it

changed my outlook on work. 80% of your energy and put it into the 20% of your life that is most important, and the 20% you can sprinkle throughout, and that ratio turn things around. >> jesse: i do the reverse. a >> greg: 20% and do it on 80 . >> geraldo: when i had the daytime show and i was doing the nighttime show and there was a day where i had no immediate task, i panicked, because i thought, there must be something that i should be doing. so it is kind of the opposite. >> dana: they are not days where i cannot do another thing for another person and i can get like that, but then come i have to be responsible and say i need a day off, i'm going to take a walk and play with the dog, whatever. to that my responsibility. >> greg: you do too much for other people. >> dana: i do. >> geraldo: i think that people need to go away for a while. the truncating left ramping up

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to pushed congress and light a fire and tell them you have a job to do here. >> it is a fair inference from what we heard in the press conference that bob mueller was inferring impeachment. >> he did not want his report to be the end of the story. it was the end of the story of his investigation, but not to looking the matters. >> dana: kennedy, nancy pelosi and biden are the two holdouts against impeachment. here's and her comments were a little bit meet, basically saying, let's not do impeachment. but everybody else is saying we are moving past you. >> kennedy: i am surprised that more people running for president are not showing restraint, they are goading other people into removing them from the job that they want. and it will be so much easier for them to be unprecedented if they win the election in 2020. nancy pelosi is being politically shrewd here. number one, yes, she learned

from the clinton impeachment fiasco that it can backfire in the wrong way. if you are not the party of power. but also, she does not want to go after him unless she knows that she can get him. she likes to win. and she knows this is not a win. it is a win for him. and i think the democrats should absolutely impeach him. because you either have a president that is reelected in 2020, or you have president mike pence. >> dana: you know what this show needs? this is hillary clinton at a graduation ceremony giving a speech, and she commented on this. let's listen. >> we are witnessing an assault on the rule of law and the foundations of our democracy. we heard from the special counsel robert mueller who said that there were multiple systemic efforts to interfere in our election, and that allegation deserves the attention of every american. but what we have seen from the administration is the complete

refusal to condemn a foreign power who attacked our democracy or to take even the most basic steps to protect our voting systems for the future. >> dana: do you think those students really love that? that's not what they wanted to hear from hillary, it's not what anybody wants to hear, how about i am sorry for putting the country through this for doing the dossier that started the whole frame job? the coup continues, mueller kicked the offeree office down and kicked it to nancy to impeach. she knows that it is not good for democrats in 2020 because it will boomerang on her. trump fought back against a fake charge. mueller said that he could not prove trump did not obstruct a crime that he did not commit, how convoluted and ridiculous is this? coming out to divide the country anymore, there is no burglary,

dead body, bribe, collusion, and then he comes out and says, well coming you know what, i cannot do it anyway, yes, he could have come of this was a sneaky move, and barr was out of town. a trump was out of town, he did this in the bottom line again, russian interfered because why? the dnc could not afford a good cybersecurity firm. and there was the password to the russians and all happen on obama's watch. >> greg: the activists will continue to fester and fume and foss, but what happened here? president trump reacting, not like when bill clinton lied under oath, richard nixon was trying to cover up a burglary, he did nothing to obstruct, there is no crime. but the fact that trump yelled at them again and said fire that sop, i'm sick of this. the president had a right to be angry. he did not do it.

he did nothing. and the fbi and the department of justice trying to get him and get him, and the guy blows up and mcgann did not fire anybody, and trump did nothing, but we have to go through a process no now. and now there will not let this go, adam schiff will not let this go, they will go and go and go and be more unattractive to the american people and it will be a gift for donald trump. >> greg: it is a weird curse of a successful presidency, number one, and intense adversary that is angrier that you are achieving. it is like the red sox fans are worse when the yankees are winning, that's what is happening to the democrats in the media, specifically because trump is achieving a lot in an era of peace and prosperity, you have the time and space to indulge crazy stuff. you can trump conspiracies because a country can handle it, times are good, that allows you to indulge in the very worst

behaviors, because what else is there to do? you cannot go after trump for a lot of stuff, so there is this. there was war, pestilence, recessions, you would not be climbing everest for fun. there are a rich will be coming to you. you would not be seeking the risk. and because things are so good right now, they can do this. because we are a healthy america. it is a healthy body. >> geraldo: they hate trump so pathologically, they will try to kill them. >> dana: will have some fun now. "best-of-seven" is up next. >> greg: i was having fun now. ♪ h cdc guidance. i recommend topical pain relievers first... like salonpas patch large. it's powerful, fda-approved to relieve moderate pain, yet non-addictive and gentle on the body. salonpas. it's good medicine. doctor bob, what should i take for back pain? before you take anything, i recommend applying topical relievers first.

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>> kennedy: welcome back, time for "the best-of-seven." this may go down in the record books as the worst first pitch ever. watch, it is so good. >> i can't decide whether this is the worst first pitch in baseball history or the best pitch. >> kennedy: chicago white sox nailing an unsuspected photographer. yesterday's game against the royals, thankfully both he and his camera are okay. the team sharing this photo, showing the moment right before the terrible toss.

oh, she looks great. really good form. >> greg: don't be so sure that today did not share a pass. she could've planned the whole thing all year. >> kennedy: and she is an ace pitcher? >> greg: this was her way of hitting him so that she did not get arrested. >> geraldo: i have always had nightmares of throwing out the first pitch. a >> greg: have you ever? >> geraldo: i have never, and george w. bush nailed it. >> jesse: where's donald trump? he has not thrown out the first pitch. do you think it is a risky move? he has a rocket arm, greg gutfeld. >> greg: does he? >> jesse: he will be starting for the yankees, but he has to do the presidency. >> kennedy: it is high-pressure. a lot of injured players with right now. >> geraldo: we used to say throw like a girl, you cannot say that now. >> dana: i think that i could throw better than that.

50 sent today. back when carl lewis destroyed the national anthem. spoony rescued hiker that was lost in the hawaiian forest, 17 days it sharing her incredible story of survival. >> i am standing on rocks and waving them down, passing over and they are not seeing them, i am invisible. you can sit on the rock and die, you could say mercy and feel pitiful for yourself and play victim, or you can start walking down that waterfall and choose life. i never felt fearful. it was an opportunity to overcome fear of everything. >> kennedy: i love maui, it is one of my favorite places on earth. amanda eller left her phone and wallet in her car before the hike. not thinking that she would get lost. what you think? >> greg: i'm so happy that she was found and is healthy, and that is a hell of an ordeal, 17 days, but i have a neighbor who thinks that something is up.

my neighbor watch as the saying goes, it just does not sound right. when a story is so incredible, my neighbor says it does not seem right, you remember the cuban sound effects controversy? >> dana: syndrome. >> greg: it was so amazing and fantastic that it did not sound right. but i believe her story 100%. but i have a neighbor who thinks that there is more to the story than meets the eye. >> jesse: is at the fact that she has full hair and makeup, great hair and a little flower when you come out of the jungle after 17 days? >> kennedy: no. she could change. >> jesse: 17 days in the jungle? >> kennedy: she fell off a cliff. >> geraldo: i'm glad she did not have to chew her arm off like the guy stuck in utah. >> greg: made a great movie. >> kennedy: improbably got royalties. >> dana: i don't go anywhere without my phone, always take your phone. >> kennedy: she said she got

disoriented, she was meditating. she emerged from her meditative thought and was like, oh, my god, where am i? >> greg: that happens to me when i come out of the subway and i do not know what direction i am in. i am looking around and i have been living here for 20 years. >> geraldo: this is your survival story wandering the subway. a >> greg: i could not do what she did. [laughter] >> dana: is that your office neighbor? >> greg: a very annoying cynical dude that believes that everybody is lying, he came up to me and said i don't believe her. and i said dude, stop it. >> kennedy: a little bit of compassion. okay, but one thing, know thyself. if you know you have a bad sense of direction and you are in a daze when you emerge from your meditation, take your phone. it is a really easy thing to do. >> greg: did she leave her keys on the wheel of her car? she left her car and the keys, always on the right side of the

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>> dana: we know that you love that song and you want it in your head even more, because john rich is going to be here on "the five." he will sing the song, shut up about politics in studio. >> greg: i will be there with him in the morning. >> dana: i am so excited. i love that song. >> geraldo: imagine what you are like at that hour. a >> greg: i hate myself even more in the morning. let's do this. greg's plugs. that is my hair they are. one smart person named greg gutfeld on fox nation. an amazing interview with diana fleischman about the science of disgust. like why are we disgusted by things and not by other things? it is a great interview that will blow your mind. and if you go to the one fox news radio podcast, you can go to that now, flip it over. who do i interview?

fox news radio podcast? jesse watters. and we talk about everything. we spill some beans behind the scenes of "the five." >> jesse: only one added. you will never know what it is. >> dana: one smart person and greg gutfeld. [laughter] >> jesse: you want to see some russians slap each other in the face? look at this action. the guy with the biceps, they call him the dumpling. he has synthetic biceps. to check out action right here. >> greg: that is terrible. >> jesse: it does not really say anything. goodbye. down for the count. >> kennedy: how did you find that? >> jesse: dana, i have been working all day to find video for "one more thing." >> geraldo: it is like those creepy things of the internet. >> jesse: that is my traffic, geraldo. >> geraldo: going back to my g rated side, my daughter, erica and i very proud, playing the recital hall at carnegie hall.

a piano competition. she practiced a lot. this is a while ago. this is how she has nerves of steel before an audience. she has a lot of practice. watch her here with a duet. ♪ ♪ that is our dog ricky. ricky loves good music. you see how she does not flinch? >> jesse: did she get her music ability from you? >> geraldo: zero music appreciation, but she is such a doll. >> kennedy: you know that we have been talking about gun control for years, and going after our guns, knives, and all the ways we have of defending ourselves. thank goodness for texas. they have legalized brass knuckles. and other weapons of defense, you can now carry them on your person, nine d3 people have been busted for having brass knuckles in texas, you can pay up to

$4,000 fine and spend up to a year in prison if you're caught with these things. that was before. but now greg abbott, the governor of texas has signed into law that you are able to defend yourself the old-fashioned way with a handful of metal. precious metal. >> geraldo: i am curious why you selected this? >> kennedy: because i always feel like people who want to defend themselves and keep their persons and their family safe, they are demonized and criminalized. i have a beautiful knife that i cannot carry on the streets of new york because it is a fast action knife. >> jesse: a switchblade. >> kennedy: it is not going to cut you anymore. >> dana: my dad got me something at christmas time, i have never said what it is, but it would be for self-defense. but it is illegal to have it in new york as well. >> kennedy: is it nunchucks? >> dana: i will tell you on the commercial break. >> jesse: why can you not tell

us on the air? because you do not want the attackers to know what you are carrying? set your dvr, never miss an episode of "the five" ," "specil report" up next with bret baier. >> bret: this is a fox news alert, i am bret baier in washington, stepping up the calls for impeaching the president of the united states after robert mueller makes his first and only public statement about the russian investigation, more than two years in the making. the now former special counsel, mueller says charging president trump with a crime was not an option, because of the opinions that say that a president cannot be indicted in office. the statement that contradicts william barr's congressional testimony about what mueller told him about his conclusions. mueller also stated what is in the report that if you had confidence, the president clearly did not commit a crime, and the rep