wyoming has the best average. everybody is at a 5. thank you both. i am back tomorrow on the fox business network at 2:00 p.m. eastern time. i will try to make you some money. in the meantime, "the five" starts right now. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody, i am jesse watters, along with katie, one, dana, and greg. here in new york city, and this is "the five." president trump fired up and tearing into robert mueller, ripping the former special counsel to stretch the limits reds after his comments on the russia probe. >> it was the same as the report. there is no collusion or nothin nothing. it is nothing but a witch hunt. a witch hunt by the media and the democrats, their partners. it is totally conflicted. i think that mueller is a true

never-trump-eer. he is somebody who does not like donald trump. it did not get the job that he requested very badly and he was appointed. and despite that and despite $40 million, 18 trump haters including the people that work for hillary clinton and some of the worst human beings on earth. they got nothing. it is pretty amazing. >> jesse: his blistering condemnation of mueller comes as democrats and the media are ramping up their impeachment push. >> to impeach or not to impeach? that is a question addressing house democrats. >> prepare for impeachment that's what i told my colleagues. >> of the congress will have no choice but to open an impeachment inquiry into president trump. >> i believe that the president obstructed justice and i would vote to impeach. >> act now or lose our democracy forever. and the only method that we can do that is for our representatives in congress to begin impeachment proceedings. >> it sounds like the special counsel is calling for congress

to pick up where he left off. that has a name, it begins with the i. impeachment. >> jesse: shooting down all of the impeachment talk. >> i see how they can, because they are possibly allowed. although, i cannot imagine the court is allowing it. it is a dirty word, the word, impeach. it is a dirty word, and it has nothing to do with me. so i don't think so, because there was no crime. you know, high crime and, not with or or, it is high crimes and misdemeanors. there was no home -- high crime and no misdemeanor. the whole thing is a scam, it is a giant presidential harassment. speak to greg, tell everybody why you are laughing so hard. >> greg: it is so funny. it begins with the letter i appeared and you see it there,

and it is impeachment. i thought it was something else. >> dana: investment. >> greg: the drama, this is so much fun. here's the long analogy, let's say that you and your spouse have plans to see her in-laws, and she gets a cold and can't go, that is the opportunity when you can fake how badly you wanted to go even though you did not want to go. oh, but i wanted to see your parents! that's what impeachment is for the democrats. this is an opportunity for them to say how badly they want it knowing that it will not happen, because that is not going to happen. all the small democrats, the small wells and betos of the world can play the theater really, really wanting it and getting attention, but i will not happen. this is not really trump's problem, it is a democratic party problem. you see the adventure? there is a point in the adventure movie where the people

are deciding which way to go in the capsized vote, one group leaves and they all die. they listen to the media, if the democrats listen to the media they will go the wrong way on the vote. and they will perish underwater. >> jesse: not one of your best analogies. a >> greg: i thought it was beautiful. >> dana: the in-laws one. >> jesse: dana, i was reading "axios" this morning, they only did a whip count and found 20-30 house democrats supporting impeachment. >> dana: that's why the media coverage is way overblown compared to what people really want. and house speaker nancy pelosi a speaker because moderate democrats won in the swing district. she will not be speaker if those people do not win again. >> jesse: hold the line, nancy nancy. >> dana: the question that i would want to ask mueller, when

did you know that -- when did you make the decision that you cannot indict us to mark and if you had that early on, wouldn't some smoke signal have been helpful? because now i think that it is all muddled. >> jesse: he came to that conclusion after the fact. i would also ask him, when did you know that there was no collusion? but that's why he does not want to face congress or the media, because he does not want to answer those questions. >> katie: to pick up on dana's question of when he knew about not being able to indict, the justice department in partnership with the special counsel last night released a joint statement after all of the confusion about the discrepancy between indicting, not indicting, what is allowed under the olc rules, and it seems like based on the statement they released that there was an agreement almost from the beginning about the fact that

you cannot indict the president, but that does not preclude you from looking in investigating and finding may be coconspirators and other people that you can get on other crimes, but based on the statement there was an agreement very early on that they were on the same page when it came to what the justice department regulations said you could do in terms of indicting a sitting president. but on that note going back to the media, have they not learned their lesson about how they handled these kinds of stories? they are going to get president trump reelected. there is a huge risk for democrats, not only in losing the house to nancy pelosi, but the political globe act, if they drop it off in a primary and general election, it shows that they are not willing to do what they said they were going to do, which is the politicking that everybody is trying to get away from. >> jesse: all right, juan, you are not here yesterday. i will let you take the floor. >> juan: i saw today the president going after robert

mueller. in one juncture he says no collusion, right, no obstruction of justice, according to the mueller report, now he says, that mueller, so prejudice, so much a witch hunt, he hates me and had a bad business deal, you cannot trust this guy. wait a minute, you a minute ago were citing this man's work, now you're condemning this man. i think that you have a problem, mr. president. i think that you are being contradictory, you go off and attack everybody. and you said something a moment ago, you said, no evidence of any kind of conspiracy. that is not what mueller said. he said insufficient. and i think that this comes back to the fact that so many people were misled by bob barr. but even more than that, i noticed today, the reaction from conservative suggests that they never read the mueller report. because if they had, they would have known everything that mueller said yesterday. >> jesse: if the media is

saying that the president is a criminally and he is colluding and there is a grain conspiracy from himself and the president of russia, and the special counsel comes back and says there is insufficient to charge anybody with a crime related to conspiracy, isn't that legally is for no collusion? >> juan: no. literally there are 1,000 prosecutors that's a worth regards to obstruction of justice if he was not president, he would have been charged. >> dana: we could find 1,000 other lawyers who stay the other thing. the law is -- and in congress if you want to have a more clear law, then past one. >> greg: there is insufficient evidence that i kidnap to the lindbergh baby. if that is the end, by the way, can i use another literary analogy? the media are like the sirens in the odyssey, they are luring sailors to their death, in other words, the media is luring the

media -- the democrats to their death by telling them to impeach. and if the democrats listen to the media, they will end up on the rock. >> juan: let me use an analogy, i think conservatives are like donald trump in japan hiding uss mccain, keeping it out of pictures. i don't want a picture -- >> greg: fake news. >> juan: trying to hide from the reality that he did. >> jesse: we are shutting that downplayed we have to go, bad analogy. hillary clinton delivering may be the worst commencement address of all time. and it is a big day for us on "the five" ," john rich is here and he will perform our song "shut up about politics." ♪ ♪ don't you know ♪ we made a big mistake ♪ we look back i can't tell you who i am or what i witnessed,

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♪ spin on the class of 2019 may have gotten an unexpected torture system from hillary clinton, using her commencement speech at hunter college to get political. attacking president trump, the russia probe, and more, watch. >> our democracy feels far from secure. they banned muslims from entering the country. and our government is tearing children from the arms of their parents at the border. and locking them in cages. make no mistake. we are witnessing an assault on the rule of law and the foundation of our democracy. what do we do when people in positions of authority are not held accountable? when they defy request from the congress? when facebook refused to take

down a fake video of nancy pelosi. it was not even a close call, the video is sexist trash. >> katie: so greg, hilary was so brave that she wanted to go after president trump for 30 minutes and did not say his name. >> greg: you are reminded how different and irrelevant the typical political oratory has become. when you are listening to her, you just go, the media is lying that they would have preferred that over president trump, because he has made politics interesting for once, she is just old and tired, and i mean that, listen to are not as a person. he has actually brought peace and prosperity, while volatility in his personality. to get the success and achievement so that you can still enjoy his personality and not feel bad. by the way, she is speaking -- she was asked to speak at a cybersecurity symposium. that is like asking michael moore to speak at weight

watchers. it makes no sense at all and i cannot wait to hear that speech. >> katie: she is keynoting the cyber defense summit with the world's leading cyber experts. maybe they can teach her something about that. >> greg: they are paying her. >> katie: like a half million dollars. but dana, you have given advice to graduates, isn't it really unfair that hillary clinton would take away this moment from them to talk about yourself? >> dana: if i was in the audience i would be like i don't feel very inspired right now. however, a little bit of research, the graduates that were there liked it. so i think that -- >> greg: they are brainwashed. >> juan: they are interested in -- >> greg: their professors tell them what to think. that's how they get their grades. come on, we know. we know. >> juan: you are just unhappy. >> greg: i'm having a great time.

i am having a great time. speed by if you would prefer if both in the white house -- >> greg: you are running? >> juan: we have the real one. but i mean seriously, the graduates prefer someone who would have taken away all of their -- 's before the winter? robert smith? >> juan: i don't think there is any question that they are interested in current affairs, they are smart people, they are graduating with a degree and they want to know what is going on. you talk about some of the who knows what is going on, hillary clinton and to talk about cybersecurity, she may be the greatest victim of cyber security. >> katie: oh, come on, juan. hillary clinton should give a speech at the cybersecurity summit about how to start an illegal server from your basement or your bathroom. she could teach people. >> juan: or how we are protecting america against more

russian interference. speak to you do not have some guy hand over the password to the hacker. like john podesta did to hillary clinton. this speech was so bad i don't even think the graduates through their hats up in the air. they were all falling asleep. i would have to disagree, on "watters' world," we had a family that was so disgusted that she went off the rail, and he was upset because he paid all of the money to have the daughter go to hunter college, and she thoroughly humiliates herself, she cannot read a room either. this is supposed to be inspiring and uplifting, and nobody wants to hear -- >> greg: it was about her. >> jesse: i want to know how much she got paid, because, hunter college, i would do it for half of that. >> greg: i like that you have the phone sign, because they still use the phone. >> katie: isn't that the point that you pay to go to college and you pay these massive

amounts of speaker fees, and they are trying to get into the real world, and it is hijacked by someone who wants to talk about herself and issues that are unrelated to school. >> greg: it is not hijacking, it is exactly what they want. >> katie: a parent who has paid hundreds of thousands of dollars, and you have to listen to that. >> greg: this has been going on for decades, they have liberal commencement speakers. they have a liberal administration. it is one big liberal love fest. when i see this, it is like being surprised when you find garbage at the dump. >> dana: a lot of commencement speakers, not as much of this year, but in 2016 coming saw a lot of commencement speakers use it as a chance to make news. it was like oh, okay. what can you do to get on cable news? >> jesse: it is why she is staying in the game, she thought the insurance policy would kick in, he would get impeached, and

she would run in 2020 as the rightful heir to the throne, because she was robbed and she would restore the clinton dynasty. >> greg: she kept her server on a throne. >> juan: i'm surprised that you are not saying lock her up, because you are still hating on hillary. those graduates and their parents are going to always remember who spoke at that graduation and they are terrifically honored as we hear heard. >> greg: i also remember my appendicitis. >> juan: you just love hating on hillary. >> katie: up next, a foul ball scare raising concerns about safety protocols, and later john rich joins us for a very special live performance that you don't want to miss. ♪ ♪ goin' down the only road i've ever known ♪ ♪ like a-- ♪ drifter i was

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night at the ballpark, cubs pitcher breaking down in tears after his line drive hit a young fan in the stands during yesterday's game. the little girl was rushed to the hospital, reportedly doing okay, almora reacting afterwards for the speaker as soon as i hit it, the first person i locked eyes on what is her. i'm speechless. i am at a loss of words. being a father of two boys. >> juan: calling for more safety precautions added to major league baseball games. a speaker let's put fences up around the whole field. it is so sad when you see things like that happen. young kids want to watch us play. i think any safety measure we can take to make sure that fans are safe, we should do it. >> juan: you were at the ball game in washington over the weekend with your pup. it just strikes me that they put

up extra netting over the last few years that covers behind the dugout to try and protect can't protect everyone all the time. >> katie: the solution to this might be having kids wearing more protective gear when they go to the game, helmets would be may be an option. you don't want to take away from the atmosphere of the game either. so if they fence everything in, it takes away from being at the game and feeling like you can be and it's rather than just watching it on television. and the netting is a good idea, but it is also preventing you from really engaging with the players. so it is balanced, but obviously when something like that happens it is horrible and awful and people have been killed as a result of these things before, so you kind of have to balance out the risk, when you're talking to parents whose kids get hit with a foul ball, there's not a lot of room in the middle for negotiation. >> juan: i think there is a low probability that anybody will get hit by a foul ball, and kids are excited to catch a foul

ball. >> jesse: maybe they should bring their gloves and their helmets, but i cannot watch this, and makes you feel sick to your stomach, they should give the family free tickets for life. it is the only way to solve it. i don't know what you can do about these things, freak accidents happen in life, i am a freak accident, there is nothing you can do about it. other sports, golf, someone slices one half of the tea coming you get hit in the neck thousands of times, boxing, sometimes things spill out of the ring and 70 gets a chair through the mouth. it happens a lot, and that is part of what happens when you go to a live sporting event. baseball it does happen more than other sports. but they have already extended the netting almost every single team has done that. perhaps you can extend that more and i am willing to have that debate, but you can't have some sort of missile defense system where they can knock out a fly ball or a foul ball the minute that it hits the bat. you just have to live with these things. and it is sad, but that is life.

>> juan: it is a tough one, dana, one of the things that struck me was albert almora junior had such a reaction as a player. >> dana: he has a father as well, and he locked eyes with her, he knew that it was going to happen. i do think in hockey, they extended the protection for people. >> juan: and the nba playoffs. >> dana: people kept getting hit in the head. >> jesse: nascar too. >> dana: the thing about mlb, as it is called. major league baseball, that they are trying to figure out a way, how do we keep people coming to the game and watching on tv? extending the netting is something that will keep people coming, because that was a good point. people want to bring their families. you want to take your kids because it is a great american past time. >> juan: i have a funny story, several years back i was at the orioles with my wife, and she is

a character. we are sitting there and a foul ball comes screaming in, and it bounces into this kid. and the father sitting next to the kid protects himself, not the kid. now this is -- remember they have a camera on him, so they jump up and start berating the father for not protecting the kid. it's like man, what about the kid. >> greg: from an evolutionary standpoint, the father was protecting himself knowing that he would be important later in life for the child. >> juan: [laughs] >> greg: i will let you get hit by the ball, because later i have to pay for your college education in the speech by hillary clinton. which is why trump needs to be impeached? i'm not worked up about this, am i an awful person? >> katie: no. >> greg: the odds of this happening are so low, that's why you take the risk. you assume the risk when you enter the stadium. you have a greater chance of a fatal car accident on the way to

the game then getting fatally beamed by a ball. every time this happens in a lot of sports. there are no other interesting stories about sports that we should be covering. >> jesse: as i was researching the topic for the show, 2014 statistical analysis by bloomberg said that approximately 1700 fans per year are injured at the major league baseball games. >> greg: by what? >> jesse: i did not go that deep. baseball, getting hit by a foul ball does happen. >> dana: that's why i don't go go. i am afraid. i am always talking, i am not paying attention. >> greg: you are a tiny target. >> dana: so is a kid! >> greg: you are smaller. >> juan: and he would be in a box. a >> greg: you would be in a box. surrounded by your entourage that would take the hit. they would dive in front and the ball would hit them in the face. then he would hire another intern. for your dirty work. >> juan: more people are hurt

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♪ >> dana: have you ever thought that going on twitter does do more harm than good? now there is scientific proof, twitter is eroding your intelligence, researchers say involving and hashtags, likes, and retweets on the popular social media platform has a detrimental effect on learning. this comes as no surprise to you, greg? >> greg: now i want to be pro-twitter when the studies come out, because i know it was not well done. but i don't think it makes you dumber. i'm a broken record, it just accentuates the lesser parts of you. so if you are vain, you are more vain on twitter. if you are insecure, you are needy, you are looking for

attention, that is accentuated, every weakness you have is accentuated. i don't have any weaknesses, therefore, on twitter i am pretty good. i said it before, everybody that i like i like less on twitter. >> katie: pharaoh. somebody told jesse to get off twitter. >> jesse: they cannot afford to like me any less. >> dana: i like the articles that i might not have found on my own. if that helps. it is a good way to look for breaking news. but i do understand why, that is the first thing you are for. >> jesse: it is speed dating. you have to goad deeper. you are not just absorbing anything, you have to take someone out to dinner, meet them, spend a little bit more time. [laughter] >> katie: stop there. please. >> jesse: i thought that was better than the other analogy. i am deleting my twitter. i can afford to keep deming myself.

we have to keep up with juan. but you are already hurting your eyes by looking at the screen. enter a posture. it is making you angry and can get you fired. there is a lot of risk. so go to a baseball game. >> dana: do you think that twitter helps at all for enhancing a reputation? >> katie: a reputation? i think it can help depending on the way that you use it for brands to increase their reputation or to use it in a certain way. it is a tool. if you use it in a bad way, it is bad. if you use it in a good way it can be beneficial. the reason why they are saying that it is substantially undermining your intelligence is because it requires a knee-jerk reaction to information. you are not really diving in and thinking about the consequences of what you are responding to. it is emotional. people are saying things that they would not say to you in person, they will say it online. like anything else it is a tool

that can be used for good or ba bad. >> dana: this study, juan, twitter reducing performance on a test by about 25 or 40 percent from the standard deviation result. >> juan: we are all in agreement here, i think that you have less likelihood to really think about what is in front of you, you are skimming. you are having quick emotional reactions as jesse said. and to me, a lot of this has to do with people who are distracted. or lonely. so you're looking at twitter and it is something to eat up your time and make you feel connected, and this is the primary illusion of social media in our age. it makes you feel like you are really connected to what is going on. what is happening. in fact, you are more disconnected from what is going on. you are not engaged with real people. you are not engaged with real ideas and challenged, you get locked into your bubble may be even more than a bubble, it is a jail cell, because you are following people who often times

are of like mind. i don't think that helps you to grow or think or come to an insight. >> dana: it says that the decline was sharpest among higher achieving students including women, do you believe that? >> greg: so it is sexist? twitter is sexist. >> dana: now we can delete it. >> greg: it is an illusion of social interaction that replaces real interaction. so it is actually -- what do they called ads? it is a double cost. it's like you are wasting time, but you are also losing something. there is a for that. >> dana: opportunity cost. but you are gaining something with opportunity cost. >> greg: that is what i was looking for. >> juan: the hard part for me is that the illusion is oh, i know what is the latest. >> dana: i know people and i have all these friends. it is a total disconnect when we go back to politics for a second, that you see the polls showing, joe biden's way up in the polls, but actually that is not what it says on twitter.

twitter is not reality. >> greg: twitter will shout impeach. >> juan: >> dana: a good call bo that a block. >> katie: you see the study on social media that people that spend a lot of time there cannot interact in person anymore. like millennials and the younger generations have a very hard time taking a phone call. >> greg: especially the people that tweet about their dog, because -- >> katie: those are the ones that cannot call on the phone. >> greg: it just makes you hate dogs. >> dana: that is fake news. >> jesse: every topic he is going after you. >> dana: was that about me? all right, all right, enough about politics, our good friend john rich is here to perform the song you have been waiting to hear. it is next on "the five." ♪

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♪ >> greg: politics can ruin anything, a dinner party, holiday meal, california.

politics sucks when it sinks into places that should not be. it can be helpful for the message to debate ideas rather than picking up clubs and beating each other to death, all of the energy gets turned into arguments. it is ugly but necessary, but decades ago, the reliance on politics got out of hand when the left said political was personal and vice versa. now it rears its ugly face at football games and superhero movies and award shows. and we are sick of it. which is why "the five" teamed up with john rich to write a song with one piece of advice, shut up about politics. it is only great if you keep it in inn's box and separated from all the fun stuff in life. it is great on "the five," but not at the baseball game. so shut up about politics, may be the greatest political song ever made, we are hoping that it will be the last political song ever made.

john, you are here, how much was my input in the song? >> it was critical, we had to chat about coming up with a song, and you guys came to nashville and you said i will send you some. and it was 38 paragraphs of class take grants, and i went to it, and i did not want to offend you, and i said, you know, songs are generally only this long. hugh said, pick the stuff that you like. you had some good stuff, and "shut up about politics" was in there. >> jesse: does he really does serve a writing credit if you use one line? he is walking around with a guitar, and he thinks he is hollywood. what have you done? speak i have created a monster. maybe we should do an entire reference, because sometimes opposites attract. >> dana: he came to nashville, you're going to sing it for us in a moment, but was there any buzz about how great the song was? >> yes, there was a buzz in

nashville that you guys were in nashville. >> jesse: greg was posed in nashville. >> it was cool having you there, and you see how many people showed up to watch "the five" downtown. >> katie: it is for a good cause, not just for greg? >> greg: i am a good cause. >> we thought if we would go through the whole process of recording it, why not put it up online where people could download it. it is $0.99 and 100% of that $0.99 goes to the folds of honor, and what they do is they put kids and spouses through college who either lost to that person or are 100% disabled. and it goes to fund their college scholarships. thousands of their scholarships, so does redneck riviera whiskey, something i've been involved in and is one of the most powerful charity organizations out there. >> jesse: are you personally offended that juan skipped the

trip and did not want to partake in the song? >> i was looking forward to having you in nashville. somebody walked in and said, where did the whiskey go? and i said oh, juan. >> jesse: it makes so much sense for the show. >> juan: i don't know, because i have to worry, shut up about politics. i wonder if i am getting -- if you are coming from anywhere about the far right, shut up about politics. >> i think what you guys said earlier, talk about it if you want to watch the news, but in regular life people have other things that they are thinking about and worrying about, their jobs and families and wanting to do well for themselves and their families. politics, why fight about stuff like that when you go to a baseball game or hang out and do something constructive. >> juan: i was talking to some people and they said, why do we have to talk about politics? in other people said, no, we want to. >> dana: i want to hear the song.

>> you want to hear the song? okay, let's do it. >> dana: this is a "the five" first. we have never had anybody perform. you and jesse. here we go, here we go. >> you guys will help me with the back, right? because there is an answer part. ♪ "shut up about politics" live on "the five." ♪ ♪ shut up about politics ♪ ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks ♪ ♪ i'm tired of all the fighting and the bitching fits ♪ ♪ so shut up about politics ♪ you punch left, i punch right ♪ ♪ we're caught up in the middle of a deep swamp fight ♪ ♪ some people lie, some people steal ♪ ♪ and everybody's talking 'bout the great new deal ♪ ♪ shut up about politics ♪ ain't nothing but a big pile of

and the fits ♪ ♪ so shut up about politics ♪ all this carrying on ♪ it's been going on a little too long ♪ ♪ but i got something to fix us all up ♪ ♪ take a shot of my whiskey from a big red cup ♪ ♪ shut up about politics ♪ ain't nothing but a big pile of dirty tricks ♪ ♪ i'm tired of all the fighting and the fits ♪ ♪ so shut up about politics ♪ shut up about politics ♪ shut up about politics live on "the five"! >> dana: bravo. >> jesse: i've always wanted to tell juan to shut up. if >> greg: don't forget the song is available to download on music platforms with all

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♪ >> jesse: welcome back to "the five," the song "shut up about politics" written by a "the five" is blowing up the charts. >> dana: it is number 21. >> jesse: number 21 on itunes. >> greg: that means they can drink. [laughter] >> jesse: download the song, all of the proceeds go to folds of honor. let's get to number one. >> dana: we are ahead of "knocking boots." >> we are right behind lady gag lady gaga. >> greg: i am regretting the whole thing about charity. >> jesse: what was the thing

about charity, it is the best thing you can ever do, but you don't get any money. time for "one more thing" works tow bride is a nonprofit organization and my hometown. and helps through horsemanship and things like polo. this is one of the participants talking about the program. >> you can work hard and feel safe, we work as a team, play as a team, and win as a team. on the field and in life. >> jesse: and now ralph lauren is sponsoring the work to ride situation. and there are scholarships for the high school athletes. so donate add to workto worktoride.net or donate add ralph lauren.com. >> greg: let's do one of these. ♪ animals are great if you think bret baier is a great golfer, check out these

bears on a green here, helping each other out on a handicap that is salmon. they scared the out of them. speaking of the bear, that will -- >> jesse: do not go there. >> greg: and that is why ♪ animals are great ♪ ♪ animals are great >> dana: john, can you help him with a jingle? >> with animals are great? yes, we can come up with something. but i do like animals are great. i wrote a song for my son's third grade class called unicorn kitty rainbow tile. so when you wake up in the morning and you are feeling fine, it is unicorn kitty rainbow time. it can be done. >> dana: this comes from my dad in denver. it was all hands on deck from the denver fire department,

truck 28 was on the scene for a rescue mission to save five ducklings that got stuck in a storm drain, they fell into the drain, though her mom was waiting for them on the sideline and my dad said he thought animals were great. >> greg: who foot the bill? >> dana: her mom got all of her ducks in a row. >> juan: if you missed me yesterday, i was back in my hometown d.c. giving the speech for the roi to re-club. and if you do not know, reuter he is the second-largest service club in the world, they help in d.c. feeding the homeless, hosting events for wounded veterans, dictionaries, and to support the boys & girls club's, that is me with the president, and a member of the metropolitan washington ymca. and here i am with two of the honorees from the event. in the past president in uganda,

and the rotary from tanzania. here is the assistant to assist immigrants in d.c. rotary is an inspiring example of activism. go rotary. >> dana: a good job. >> greg: what is it? >> juan: i will explain it to you later. >> dana: we might not have the money of the songs. >> katie: you can make some money at the airport, did you know that travelers left behind $1 million in loose change at airport security checkpoints last year including $72,000 alone at jfk, lax has $71,000 in coins and miami more than $58,000, so probably asking where is it going? it typically goes to critical aviation security program which pays for checkpoint maintenance, translation of checkpoint signs. and now they are diverting it to the wall. >> jesse: all right.

>> greg: vote for change. >> jesse: john, thank you very much. to set your dvr, never miss an episode of "the five," special report is up next with bret. >> bret: we are not going to shut up about politics, but i did order the song. a different day, different view, robert mueller should have made a decision that did not leave the door open on obstruction. plus separating fact from fiction about a plan to keep the uss mccain out of sight for the president's visit to japan. and talk about a security problem, how the national security agency figures into a ransom where attack that crippled the computer networks of baltimore. this is "special report." ♪