destroy term media mob. lead not your heart be troubled. laura ingraham as next. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> hello. i am dana perino with martha, juan williams, jesse watters and greg gutfeld. it's 5 o'clock in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ >> ♪ shut up ♪ about pollices ♪ ain't nothing ♪ but a big ♪ pile of dirty tricks ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ you bunch left ♪ i bunch right ♪ caught up in the middle of a deep swamp fight.

>> john rich performed shut up about politics reached number 2 overall on itsunami. -- tunes. all proceed go to folds of honor. it's only 99 cent. >> i don't want to be a downer. i have second thoughts about the charity. i didn't think it was going to be this secondful. if we told them 80% they would not have known.uccessful. if we told them 80% they would not have known. no, we had to go 100%. >> you are taking this in the wrong direction. >> what money are we missing out of it?

>> why do you think the song was successful? >> when you get people to say shut up, it's potent. everybody in the bar gets involved. it's 2 minutes and 20 seconds long. >> don't compare this to punk rock. >> it has a great concept. shut up about politics. shut up about sports. shut up about your healthy diet. about your diets and shut up about shutting up. >> and shut up about your travel woes. >> why don't we just say shut up? >> exactly. like the weather. it's raining. shut up. >> gregory and i go back and forth. i have a different view about the success of this song. here it is. we have a great audience. the audience is supporting us.

i i think that have made a decision here. we had fun with "the five" so they are part of the team. >> [overlapping talking]. >> we could give credit to john rich who is a megasuperstar. >> well -- >> [laughing]. >> juan, i would agree with you, the song is successful despite not being in it. like the show being successful despite you being in it. [laughing]. >> what? >> [laughing]>> i think you will have benefitted from having juan yelling shut up. >> i don't know. i think juan's deep baritone would have ruined the pitch. mine carries. >> that's what it's about. >> [laughing]. >> [overlapping talking]. >> tiwatched you guys recording it. in the beginning everyone was timid. it was like shut up.

then you were yelling and it got stronger and better and that's why it's a big hit. >> if we only get one ticket to the grammys i am going. >> the cm a. >> that would be more fun. >> wow! >> donna called in. are you there? >> i am here. let me say this. juan, thank you for taking that day off. >> [laughing]. >> i provided the food and the groove. [muffled audio]. i was dana's background. we were like the supremes with 2 temptatio temptations. it was fun. oh my god, i had a great time. i downloaded it and my family did. that's why it's number 1.

i can't wait to do another song with y'all. greg, if you go to the grammys without me. >> i will make sure you get to the after-party. >> please. >> donna brazil, you are a big reason it went to number 1. >> i was embarrassed. someone i know in the country music industry. i got a text saying congratulations on your number 1 song on the country charts and they have worked their entire career to get number 1. >> taylor. >> yes, taylor. she called me. she was upset when we broke up in 2010. this is salt in the wound. >> blake shelton, has to wonder where did this come from? >> watch your back. >> this is grassroots. we have a treat because our producer together a music video, the first "the five" music video to watch and listen to. >> ♪

>> ♪ ♪ shut up ♪ about politics ♪ ain't nothing ♪ but a big ♪ bag of dirty tricks ♪ you punch left ♪ i punch right ♪ caught up ♪ in the middle ♪ of a fight ♪ everybody is talking about ♪ about the green deal ♪ shut up about politics. ♪ i am tired of all ♪ of the fighting ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ all this fussing ♪ and carrying on

♪ it's been going on ♪ a little too long ♪ i got something ♪ to fix us all up ♪ take a shot of my whiskey ♪ from a big red cup ♪ i am tired of all ♪ of the fighting ♪ shut up about politics ♪ . ♪ shut up ♪ shut up ♪ about politics ♪ it ain't nothing ♪ but a big pile ♪ of dirty ♪ tricks ♪ so shut up ♪ about politics ♪ shut up ♪ about politics ♪ ain't nothing but ♪ a big pile ♪ of dirty tricks

♪ i am tired ♪ of all of the fighting ♪ and pitching fits ♪o shut up ♪ about politics ♪ >> they had to hear it in full. they gave you a taste. i am sure you downloaded. you can do that everywhere. >> i saw my friend jesse watters grabbing my friend greg gutfeld around the waist. >> yeah, that was weird. what was going on? >> i was tickling you. >> oh, no. >> i had a long discussion with hr. >> [laughing]. >> a touchy-feely guy. >> at least you have a record of it. >> [laughing]. >> i need to see that footage. thanks to john rich and the band and jewels who helps with the promotion. keep this going. it goes to folds of honor.

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smollett denied to police that the brothers linked to the case were his attackers citing their start skin color. he said his attackers were white. smollett asked the brothers in a text message. this is not going away. this is very bad news for kim fox the prosecutor who dropped this case to everyone's shock. greg, this is very interesting to me. that this is like people have dug their teeth in. it's very good news for equal justice. >> you know what it is? i think they under-estimated the magnitude of the hoax. they looked at past hoaxes and the media will cover the incident. but when the incident unravels they move on. because it was a national story because of the maga hats and the

trump relationship, it made hiding this impossible. they were trying to do him a favor and sweep it under the rug. but he could not keep his mouth shut and screwed himself. i said this before -- he can resurrect his career and make his life better to come clean and actually directly appeal to the people that he demonized. there is a potential, among republicans and conservative and the religious, don't under-estimate the amount of forgiveness out there. if he said, look, i wrongly smeared trump -- that would be something i would listen to. >> watch him on television. >> he could come clean. >> it's not conservatives. it's trump backers because of the maga hat? >> no, no.

>> [overlapping talking]. >> i don't think it's conservatives. >> you are missing my point. a chance for a guy to do something right. >> this thing is so confusing. it's a big mess in my mind. i will say this, i think the guy lied. i don't think there is much doubt about it. i was surprised this morning because i didn't think there was much news here. cops see things differently than prosecutors. cops think he lied as i do. the prosecutor said this is not worth the time, the money and the effort to prosecute this guy. he is some big star. unlikely do to do this again. let's make a deal and get out of here. some people don't want to let it go. >> we didn't know he had a previous conviction. >> sure we did. >> no, we didn't we didn't think

there was a drug connection between him and the brothers. >> come on. >> only through leaks. offered to pick these two out of the line-up and refused and the sweetheart deal was in the process from earlier than we thought. it was crooked from the jump. we dodged a race war. if you saw 2 guys in maga hats beating a celebrity gay actor, this would have been violence across the country because of this hoax. >> [overlapping talking]. glnch [inaudible]. >> [overlapping talking].jglnch. >> [overlapping talking].glnch . >> [overlapping talking]... [in. >> [overlapping talking].>> [in. >> [overlapping talking]. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i never heard of the guy before this.

>> let's remember that celebrities came out in support of him, many did. it was a cause celeb. it was very embarrassing for all of them when suddenly the story is not what everybody thought it was. he did high-profile interviews with robin roberts and worked up about these guys. he said i want that video found so everyone will stop saying this is an alleged attack. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i think the color is irrelevant. >> oh, come on, this is about what greg said. >> it's about right and wrong. you don't makeup stuff. >> oh, come on! >> [overlapping talking]. >> the police chief ran in front of the bus with the mayor and said we know this and that. they should have waited.

>> like mueller. >> he smeared the police and the brothers. now the city is out the money for the investigations that went forward. he got away with only paying $10,000. if he kept his mouth shut, his show might still be going on. all of the actors wanted it to continue but they could do not that. the brothers are having to sue him and smollett's lawyers because they can't make a living. there is a trail of destruction behind this guy. >> the brothers can come to "watters world," and there are to slots open. don't sell coke and etc.acy anymore and stay away from bad jokes. >> and tell the truth. >> more trouble for elizabeth

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power. >> was there any benefit to that? >> no. they did a full investigation. nothing about my family ever affected any job i ever got. >> you didn't get a discount in college? >> no. >> you sound like the white woman who pretented to be black. >> this is what i learned from my family. >> that was awful. >> your family told you were native-american? he is looking at her. she is looking like elizabeth warren and goes yeah. how long did you hold on to that? it's just so bizarre. if people see through this stuff. all anybody wants is for people to be authentic. everyone talks about the president who many people say is a big liar. there are something authentic

about him whether you love him or hate him. this kind of stuff smacks of that uncomfortable feeling when you feel like somebody is trying to be like part of a protected class and i that are not. >> what made it more powerful this is not a professional media interview. this is a relaxed group of guys on the radio that speak like regular people. she can get away with her dances and talking points if you do something on a network. you can't speak honestly about what you did because you lied temperature comes across so obvious. >> well, the guy is not just any interviewer. that show is a big hit. >> but he is casual and disarming. >> i don't think so. all of the democrats want to get on that show right now. i will tell you why -- >> he did a good interview. >> he did a terrific interview. but he got to the heart and soul of the matter.

you look at the questions it's bullet point fashion. we think you have deceived us. that's an important point. to the politics of it, it doesn't matter. i don't think anybody who would vote for elizabeth warren will say i won't vote for elizabeth warren. if elizabeth warren gets the democratic nomination and president trump begins calling her pocahontas. >> she is in a fight against bernie sanders for second place. all of this matters if you have 24 candidates and people are shopping around. she is the only one that put forward detailed policy proponents. she is a right woman who listed

herself as a native-american to get a boost in her ivy league education. she tried to overcome it. i don't think she connected this today. she is uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable to watch it. the one thing, donald trump can call her pocahontas and it's his fake laugh, but coming from someone else. someone on the left or on the democratic side. that's a different thing. i wonder if kamala harris or booker or bernie sanders will try to get a leg up will use this against her? >> do you think that would happen in the debate. >> this is allowing that to happen. i think he has an allegiance to another candidate and watches "the five" because in october 2018, we gave elizabeth warren the rachael award in my

monologue. he is like a laser beam. i would not want to be interviewed by him. he listened to her patronizing spiel and kicked back. that made it painful because it was so on the level and persistent. you could argue it helps her in the sense that no one hits her border policies. everybody focuses on pocahontas and not the fact she wants to re-distribute all of your money. it's not just about the pocahontas and the poking of pocahontas, it's the fabrication of proof from laughable data that we covered when she hired that guy to refute the donald trump stuff. that was the bigger lie. not what she tried to get through college and get all of

this free stuff. she fabricated this story. >> it's not the data. the data backs your point. she is zero. >> yes. i don't think that's the point. to my mind the amazing thing about elizabeth warren is despite all of this she is number 3 in the polls. she has been eating into bernie sanders. >> do you think that's because of the are the candidates? >> no, i think it's i have a plan. she has policy. she burned out a niche for herself. she as a website where you can go on and see how much of your student debt would be erased underer plan. that's impressive. >> everybody wants to go back to the dna problem. >> you do. >> no.

charlemain just did that. >> you talk about the low crowds joe biden gets, but elizabeth warrens that does. >> she said even now i thought i was a couple percent native-american. i still claimed i was all native-american. >> 12% of democrat voters say this is an issue. >> it's about character. it's about the choices you are making. if you have a choice between 24 people and who do you cross off your list? character problems will be one. >> if she can't handle him and goes up against trump to talk about her native-american good-bye.

>> ♪ ♪ i've got sunshine ♪ on a cloudy day, >> meryl streep speak issing out a popular feminist phrase in hollywood slamming the term tox toxic mass cull inity. she said women can be toxic. it's toxic people. martha, i think she has a good point about everybody being mean and toxic. i think it's all true that men prep trait more violence.

>> i say mennoo amen. the idea of due process. when you look at a situation between two people you have to judge them. this is a bad message to boys. i raised my boys to be gentlemen and be good to each other and young women. this whole thing about toxic masculinity, we need to call it out from a young man or a young woman. >> what we just heard from martha, she disgrease. i think the numbers indicate men

prep trait more act of violence. >> but we also fight wars and die hurl. perpetrate. this is a left wing feminist theoriy that went mainstream. she is putting it back where it belongs in the far corners of a classroom taught by a crazy woman. to label men more toxic than woman is horrible. women are manipulate and gossip. >> do not label us? >> that's ridiculous. >> women can be tough on other women and on guys. guys don't have the mental capacity. we are not equipped to deal

toxicity. we are hurt but don't show it. >> we are trying inside. >> okay. taking the talking stick. [laughing]. >> humans need grace by the hour. we have spent so much time focussing on young women. i did it myself. the mentoring program after i left the white house was for younger women and younger guys need help in the workplace. nothing is stopping guys from starting a mentoring program for young men too. everybody needs help. everybody needs grace. everybody needs help. nobody needs negative labels. we should all bring each other up. it takes a village, juan. >> i feel like we are avoiding something. i go to greg. in the music world, for example --

>> since you guys are big stars now. >> that's right. in the music world, this will make me sound so old. i listen to rap and this is so much talk about i can't even say it on television. offensive language. it's aimed at young men and how many men, you have and you have a baby. >> it's not because they are men. >> that leads to an environment that leads to bad behavior and fantasy about what it means to be a men. >> when you are focussing on that behavior, that's creating status to attract females. a lot of behavior that men participate in goes into dark areas. there is toxic masculinity. women may account for half of

the people in the workplace but men are twice as likely to die at work. you eat that sushi, remind yourself commercial fishing, how many men died a year catching that fish? >> that's what not think of when i eat it. >> men take more risks. this has to do with almost all of our behavior is to attract matrix. -- mates. some is taking risks and fighting wars and building things. you incur risk and men like 5 to 7% earlier than women. this is a terrible argument. we complement each other. men and women are different. >> right. >> we compleat each other. -- complement each other.

this started on campus and magazine editors needed to fill up pages. the psychology articles, starve yourself to death and then we will empower you. lose all of your weight and we will make you hate men. it moved to women's magazines. women are too smart to fall for this crap. >> believing everybody. some someone makes a charges. a young man on a college campus had no right to tell his story. was not allowed to have a lawyer. you are out. no opportunity for due process. that's wrong. >> i wonder about people like bill crosby and harvey weinstein. >> all men should have that big broad brush? >> no, we for a time of # "me too" and i don't want meryl streep to say they are bad

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>> my favorite game. "fan mail friday." the first question: what is your least favorite thing to do at work? marth ayou have never played this game. >> i have not. my least favorite thing to do at work? i love work so much. probably hair and makeup. people think that's like they do it every day. it's just something that has to be done. i am grateful to them, but you don't enjoy that part. i love the people who do it. now i will get in trouble. but i don't love that i have to do that. >> hair and makeup is my favorite part. it's a time to chill and think. >> you hate that, don't you, dana perino? >> people making noise.

>> your least favorite thing. >> things others do. what do you have to have your notifications on the computer? >> that's not the question. >> all right. >> i went on a pod cast. the worst time. hated it! >> it was yours. >>? >> yes, sorry about that. i walked into someone's office. i thought man, what a nice office! a corner office. the nicest desk and chair. i think to myself, wow! someone must not like me. >> yes! >> [laughing]. >> martha's? >> no. >> can i say what i said to you? >> no, don't say that! >> what is the least favorite thing to do at work, don't say "the five"? >> no. >> that's not work. >> hugging you. >> oh!

>> the bus. let me move on. you know what is difficult when people want to argue with you. people love arguing. especially when they are politicians i said something critical about. they call me and i have to return this call. >> politicians call you? >> oh, may get mad at me. >> democrats call you and complain? >> lots of politicians of every stripe. >> my least favorite thing is tucker's show! >> [laughing]. >> eating lunch. i don't like eating lunch at work. it's the worst part of my day. you should not be eating at work! you shouldn't! you are there. you should eat enough to get you through the day or wear a patch like a squirrel. i drive my assistant gabby deciding to what to eat and i

never eat it. the smell is so gross! >> what classic movie monster would you say you are the most like, juan? >> what is the one in the ring that comes through the tv? >> it's a little girl ghost. >> she drowned in the well. >> and comes through the tv. >> you are like that. >> gremlins. remember those guys. they are cute and cuddly but don't feed them after midnight. >> you want to punch them. >> [laughing]. >> toxic feminity. >> he wants to punch him? >> i can't think of a monster. i don't watch monster movies. >> she was not allowed. >> friday the 13th. >> barbara streisand. >> oh! >> she is a monster. i am kidding.

i love her. >> the creature from the black lagoon. i love the way it swims around under the water. >> most under-rated monster. >> what was the name, a lizard? >> like a mermaid. >> and anything from a lagoon is exotic. >> absolutely. >> i will help dana perino. a monster for dana mommy dearest. >> casper? >> that's a good one. >> that's a dead boy. it's a little boy ghost. >> i never thought of that way. "one more thing" is up next. my insurance rates are probably gonna double. but dad, you've got allstate. with accident forgiveness they guarantee your rates won't go up

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he was so moving. he had ptsd for 66 years and just starting talking about the war going through therapy a few years ago. he now talks about his experiences when he tended to the wounding and the dying. he said in many cases he was the last face they ever saw. i knew that, that made me important because i was an important exit for that person. it's moving. jack here he is talking about what it will be like to go back. >> i am looking forward when i go back to normandy, it will be mixed emotions with me. because, i was 18 when i was there. >> really special man. we will follow him from his home in california with his daughter whom he will travel with, all the way across and be with him when he sets foot on the beach the first time and the memories come back. he graciously allowed to us be

part of that experience. >> that gave me goose bumps. can't wait for that. time for this. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> the theme this weeks these are the jokes that "the five" production staff came up with. number 1, what do british people eat for breakfast? >> cheerios. >> oh! >> very good. what kind of shoes do frogs wear? open toad. what do you call a pig that does car ate. >> pork chops. >> what did the dalmatian say to the masseuse? [inaudible]. >> what do you call a bear with

no teeth? >> my show is tomorrow night. >> oh! >> 10 p.m. watch my show. >> honestly. what do you call a bear with no teeth? a gummy bear! >> i like that one. >> thank you. >> wait a second. the grandkids told me a joke for you. >> we have to get other people in here. what did a basketball say to the therannist. therapist. i feel empty inside. >> it was after midnight when the national spelling bee made history. watch this. >> odylicow. >> that 13-year-old became the last of 8 champions for one spelling bee. it ran out of words to challenge

young people. in the 20th round all 8 got their word correctly. >> we will have one on my show. i was at an event last night for raising money for veterans and ptsd. >> thanks for doing that. >> the greg gutfeld show. dana! >> 10 p.m. tomorrow june 1st. tune in. or never talk to me again. [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪

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