usa facing sweden on thursday, you can catch all of the action on fox and fox sports. >> great news. >> thanks for having me this weekend. thank you for being with us. >> happy father's day. there are things like this in life. first you put on your undercut u ndies, then pants, then belt. we apparently know that's how you have to do it. undies, then pants, then belt, every time we have to go through trust them. >> not here. >> [laughter] >> it's belt, pants, then undies. >> [laughter] >> his name, joe biden, he's running for president. >> my name is joe biden, i'm running for in this case running for president of the united states. look me over and if you like what you see help out if not vote for the other person. >> [laughter]

>> sounds like he's already giving up. 507 days before the election she's telling you to vote for te other guy. i don'tng know, but i think thas the opposite of persuasion. meanwhile that other guy knows the best thing that ever happened to the t farmers. president trump: the best thing that ever happened to the farmer s is me. t>> [laughter] >> greg: i don't know if that's true. i don't know if that's true. but at least he's confident. and that's half the key to success. never let them see you sweat, right? joe? what did your mother tell you? >> my mother would say joey, focus, focus, stay up. >> greg: talk about setting low expectations. just try and stay up.

>> [laughter] >> greg: joe, we are trying to stay up. as for w the other guy, he can certainly focus. he can focus on a piece of paper and make everyone else focus on it too. look, here is the agreement. it's a simple agreement. president trump: but here is the agreement it's a very simple agreement. inside here and i would love to do it but you in here is the agreement. right here is the agreement. it's very simple. it's right here. that's the agreement that everybody says i don't have. >> [applause] >> greg: that's the agreement that everyone says he doesn't have and it's right there, so screw you. >> [laughter] >> greg: look it's too early to tell if biden is the guy to go up against trump. a poll out this week shows that biden would beat trump in a head -to-head match but early polls aren't always accurate are they? >> no. >> greg: just look at the contrast between these guys.

president trump: quiet, quiet, quiet. >> the drew the first note of who stacks the spaghetti sauce in the supermarket and but you control the person who brings out the cart carrying the spaghetti sauce and they can manage. president trump: joe biden is a dummy. he is a d loser, obama took him off the trash heap. >> the president is literally a threat to america. president trump: china ate our country alive during obama and biden. they ate us alive. we're walking around like -- president trump: ultimately i'm always right. >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> greg: this is not going to end well. think of them like amusement park rides. i mean, do you really want to ride the biden?

or do you want to ride the trump ? >> greg: i don't even think that's real. >> [laughter] >> greg: so trump is running the country and the country is doinging well, unemployment is low, trump is getting stuff donald he even has the time to redesign air force one. president trump: there's your new air force one, and i'm building that for other presidents, not for me. >> [applause] >> greg: that is so nice of

him. but let's get down to brass tax. imsay there's a country out thee that has dirt on your opponent, is there anything wrong with listening? >> there's nothing wrong withh listening. if somebody from a country, norway, we have information on your opponent? oh, i think i'd want to hear it. >> [laughter] >> greg: especially if it's from norway. norway never says anything. when norway says it knows something, you better listen. but trump gets slack for that even when that's exactly what his opponent did to him and on top of everything else on his plate he has to find a new press secretary because sarah's leaving. dealing with the media is not easy especially with trump as president. you need someone imposing, like two, one sexy, the other sexier,

or maybe someone assertive who won't take crap from anyone, if only we could bring back this guy. >> he put it on and he goes come on, come on, we want to party, let's go! >> oh, that would be amazing. no it's got to be someone tough, no nonsense. oh, i know the perfect choice. >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> here he is. let's welcome tonight's guest. he's so bright he doesn't needco to buy light bulbs. campus reform editor and chief and fox news contributor lawrence jones. >> [applause]

>> greg: he's the type of guy your parents never warned you about. not even once. comedian joe mackey. >> [applause] >> greg: she's sassy and her eyes are sometimes glassy, host of sincerely kat on fox nation, kat timpf. >> [applause] >> greg: and she once pole vaulted over pluto, my massive psychic on fox nation. >> [applause] >> greg: all right, biden versus trump, lawrence from an energy standpoint it's like a steam roller versus an empty can of tuna. >> that's good. >> biden is the guy that was on the playground talking all the crap, remember how he said he would take trump behind the barn and beat him up and all of this and he finally gets in the race and he has his moment and his campaign has been insulating him thee entire time.

he flip-flops on issues. i don't think the guy has the stamina as the president would say, to beat the president. >> yeah, i think they're actually keeping him away because they think that they can make it last longer, you know? and but because every time you see him, the less you want to see him. >> , now he is fighting fire wih fire now. >> greg: exactly. well do you know what he is? everybody loves grant, but you don't let grant throw the party, joe. i don'ts know what that means. >> well maybe you didn't have a fun grant like i did but i'll tell you what? did you have that? >> yeah, they're both fun. greg: in a fun way or in a weird way? >> fun in a fun way. >> okay good because it could explain your behavior now that maybe you had crazy grants. >> i think i'm rather fun at a party. i don't get it but i'll tell you what trump made some interesting distinctions here, because hee said biden is mentally weak and i think how biden blasted the

scrutiny of his support for the hide amendment that lasted a few hours, he could have just logged out of twitter and not had to change his mind and then he made a difference between trump's position on china and bidens. he said there are friends and i mean china's building military installations on artificial islands. they weren't even using islands that were already there. they were like we need more islands. >> greg: that is scary. kat? >> yes, greg. >> greg: do you think the dems are actually going to keep biden as a nominee? >> i think it's so interesting because my favorite part this week was when beto said i think america can do better than joe biden, and he does kind of have a point, because even though biden's doing very well, it's

also true that there's a sizable percentage of america that doesn't want biden to be the president. the problem with what he said is pretty much no percentage wants beto to be president. >> [applause] >> pretty much nobody would choose him for that, like i feel like more people would choose me to be a get-away driver and the last time my friend let me borrow their car, i ran it into two gates in front of a very obvious cop, like i think more people would choose casey anthony to babysit their eychildren. i think that more people would choose danny davito for their basketball team. i would love to meet him. >> greg: yes. what do you make of this? >> i was just going to say -- >> oh, so we can't make fun of casey anthony? you guys like her?

come on. >> too soon. >> greg: somebody just yelled too soon. >> what do you mean too soon. it doesn't make sense in this instance. let me do my job. your job, is to sit there. thanks for that. >> [applause] >> greg: that is a first that a guest has scolded the audience >> kat: it was a heckler. greg: it wasn't. >> it was a bunch of heckles. obviously they're all from florida. >> she was innocent. >> yeah, i've had a day. i did just lose my wallet but then i found it. >> [applause] >> that's the easiest applause i've ever gotten, keeping track of the belongings i should keep track of as a 30-year-old woman. >> greg: lose your wallet more often. >> i was going to say i too share of joe's fear of

artificial islands. they could just show up anywhere i mean, with stuff on it. and do you know what? i honestly feel bad for joe. he really, he would like to run for president, apparently there's a portion of the united states that wants to support him , but his own party hates him because he's white, which damn, i guess that's progress. whatever, i'll take it. first time in my lifetime, everything is trying to get off camera because he's white. when he does the interview he walks away from the camera and he's trying to get off the camera so when he talks he's like i need to get off the camera here. it's not that he's slower walking he's out of breath and trying to dodge the camera. they are like listen i want you to run but you can't be on camera so even at that event, there's a podium there and sometimes i do a little press conference you have to stay in front of the podium. you watch all of the tapes he's running from it because he doesn't want to be on film because the super left democrats

don't want him in there. >> yeah, yeah. >> greg: all right we've got to wrap this thing up. >> shame on all of you white people, not in this country, jack. >> greg: the biggest challenge for the dems is the country is in good shape. problem.e all they have to fret about is the hatch tax. i don't even know what it is. up next this candidate broke the number one rule. we'll tell you what that is, next. >> [applause] number one rule. we tell you what that is coming next. i switched to liberty mutual, because they let me customize my insurance. and as a fitness junkie, i customize everything, like my bike, and my calves. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ when crabe stronger...strong, with new nicorette coated ice mint. layered with flavor... it's the first and only coated nicotine lozenge. for an amazing taste...

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>> greg: you got to get loud to stand out from the crowd. the first democratic debate is later this month. it's going to take two nights to get through 20 candidates, and nbc split them into two groups of 10. yeah, that's two nights to vomit through your eyeballs. [laughter] >> greg: the second night you've got joe biden, bernie sanders, and john hickenlooper whose been screaming from the balcony that bernie's socialism isn't going to work. >> sanders said clearly, on wednesday, that the goal of his complete agenda is to make the

united states of america into a democratic socialistic country. democrats must say loudly and clearly that we are not socialists. >> greg: hickenlooper makes a good point. it's a shame his last name rearranged is pickle hero. >> [laughter] >> greg: that's going to set him back. it's not just about whose got the best policy though or who could take on trump. these candidates think they need a hip slogan to make a connection with voters, right, eric swalwell? >> i will be bold without the bold. >> [laughter] >> greg: i haven't seen a delivery that bad since i had my paper route. score. but at least swalwell's goof could be our gain. >> it could happen to everyone. you've got a big presentation at

work, you're nervous and you don't want to blow it. >> i wish there was something i could take. why not try some swalwell. >> never heard of it. >> nobody has. it's a system to hip build individual performance. you take it through the eyes. >> sounds painful. >> it is, watch. but i will always be real with you. i will be bold, without the bold >> [laughter] >> my wife and i. >> that is painful. bold without the bold? what does that even mean? kind of makes me cringe. >> it's one of swalwell's side effects and it may also cause nausea, vomiting, flat you lens, and -- that's a lot of side effects. >> it is but sometimes two doses helps. >> e i will always be real with you. i will be bold without the bold. >> greg: man that is brutal. if i did something like that,

hey, it's starting to work. could i see that again? >> don't you think you've had enough? >> i said hit me again. >> okay. >> i will be bold without the bowl. >> [laughter] >> greg: my speech is going to go so much better than that. i'm no longer nervous, thanks, swalwell. >> you bet it may not be available. >> [applause] >> greg: your life is about landing a punch line. >> that's right greg and i'm very good at it. >> e. greg: you are very good d i'm saying that as a complement to you. >> thank you. >> greg: what did you make of swalwell's performance? >> it was not great because when you want to make an applause line you want to make sure it's relevant to everyone like rocky did in rocky e,iv when he said if i can chan, you can change, and then we can

all change. >> [applause] >> and i'm sorry about that impression. it sounded better by myself. >> [laughter] >> earlier. >> greg: it was still better than swalwell. >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> i spit all over that time. >> greg: your comedian, you go , you perform, fox on swalwell or anything like that. >> [laughter] >> that silence was so depressing. if i were standing in a performance or stage or setting of that sort and people were silent, i would rather they boo me, right? i would rather that a montage of all of the times i cried during a high school dance just appear on a random screen behind me, like at my wedding, during my

ngvows. it's like i would rather have somebody get up and punch me inb the face. right? greg: right. >> that was a little silence just now so i might, will you punch me in the face, joe? >> no, but i also, i beg to disagree with you about the videos of crying during high school dances. i don't want anyone to see those of me. >> [laughter] >> you know, i think a prerequisite for our guest is that they had lousy high schools >> i cried once wearing light- up flip-flops which you wouldn't think would be possible you'd think you could just look at them and be delighted and that's what i was hoping for did tnot work. >> okay first of all while that's cute and innocent, that's not the kat that we know today. last segment, two people forgot to laugh and she publicly scolded the entire group. >> [laughter] now,w, if he had a little kat in

him, there's a lot of things where i've been in that situation where you say the wrong thing. it's like talking to somebody about something really private and the music cuts off and they're like oh, how long have you had it? >> [laughter] >> the worst part is the person who tells you that you never look, who are you looking at the crowd is in front of you. i'm bold. >> [laughter] >> bold. >> yeah, did anybody get that? because i didn't get it. and i'm quite smart. >> i think what he was doing, do you know what? if you are you don't have to point it out. >> no, i do. >> it's the practice in the mirror, lawrence. you have to be bold without the bowl. >> yeah, i mean -- >> and that was the plan. oh, i get it. that worked do it again. you have to be bold without the

bowl. see how he did that? >> [applause] >> but that's not what he did. >> that's frat boy 101. >> [laughter] >> look i never liked the guy. he's always been so pretentious and i think that this is the guy that walked into every positiona he's got, his may have shocked him to death. this may have been the turning point point s for swalwell. >> greg: yeah, i hope so. >> no he doesn't get turns we saw that. >> greg: if he's on the debate stage, he served two debates and there's no children. >> i bet i could watch the entire thing and still not know. >> yeah. that would be great if every debate question he's looking somewhere off like this and he goes "i'll take that." >> but he wouldn't do that. he'd go likeo this. >> greg: [laughter] >> i'll take that. either you got it or you don't. greg: do you know what?

historic moment on this show, we just coined the swalwell, so what is the swalwell? the swalwell is when you, what's the definition of swalwell, kat? >> it's when you can't make a joke. >> greg: [laughter] >> greg: that was not a swalwell. up next, what's wrong with her song? why do candidates play lousy music when they walk on stage? next. with all that usaa offers why go with anybody else? we know their rates are good, we know that they're always going to take care of us. it was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. we're the tenney's and we're usaa members for life. call usaa to start saving on insurance today. ♪ ♪

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gutfield show. >> greg: there's something wrong with their walk-out song. at the iowa democratic hall of fame dinner, last sunday, the 2020 hopefuls and their choice of tunes they walked on stage to left a lot to be desired. bernie sanders used power to the people. then ain't no mountain high enough. elizabeth warren placed 9 to 5, and in other words the choices were bland, safe and uninspiring i could sit on a keyboard and make more interesting music. i mean how awesome would it be if bernie walked out to this? >> welcome to the stage our first candidate, senator bernie sanders! [applause]

>> greg: not just a socialistic but a satanist, and maybe, how about this for joe biden? >> ♪ i'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere, imagination, that is your creation ♪ >> greg: that makes me very uncomfortable but there's only one song that can move the needle for your campaign, right, liz? >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: little plug there. might i remind you, every time you download shut up about politic, all the proceeds go to charity, which still bothers me. >> w [laughter] >> greg: because i would be rich now but instead we're helping people, helping people, what would your walk-on song be,

kat? >> honestly i recent the fact that the theme of this segment is that all the choices were bad when someone did pick the song i would walk out to. >> greg: which is what? >> andrew yang, whoever that may be. >> greg: yes? >> picked "return of the mac", which is a magnificent masterpiece of a song. fits for any occasion. i want to walk down the aisle to it at my wedding, and then be walked down the aisle to it at my funeral, and i would have had it playing at my first communion but they wouldn't let me, they weren't cool about it so that song slaps, and i think you need to hit me in the face because everyone was just very quiet. >> because i think everyone knows the lyrics to that song. >> it's an ex leapt song. [applause] >> is it's an excellent song, i don't know who andrew yang is but does anyone? >> i do, actually.

>> greg: he's a nice guy but the funny thing is i only think of "return of the mac" the morning after i ate at mcdonald's. >> it's amazing. >> greg: i am the wizard of me >> he's like toilet, every single day. >> [laughter] >> every single day. >> greg: do you know what? i don't know where to go about this. >> probably somewhere with the toilet. >> greg: what would be your song? >> i'dew probably come out to like ac/dc, like highway to hell >> greg: yes, dirty deeds. >> something fun that the crowd will actually wake up for

because there is the thing. i wouldn't worry about my music. they have no message. they have no policies. >> [applause] >> straight up, the only one like it's funny that you said andrew yang, he is the only one that talks about his plan and his plan is he wants to bring back the thing where it's about to invent the caregiver, people who stay home get paid and you tax like amazon and walmart because retail and those type of jobs are going away so it's actually a decent plan. president trump is trying to steal it. but at least he has a plan, and nothing he's talking about is astrump this trump that. he's the only one with a plan. unfortunately we're going to hear that plan but like it's a good plan. >> lawrence any thoughts on music? >> at probably come out with hip hop, jay-z, i need something i can feel soul to. >> return of the mac. >> [applause]

>> greg: see i would go with jaws, the exorcist theme or the dualing bank banjos because it gets me in the mood. >> he's lying. it's the giant flush of a toilet >> greg: joe? i would go with amy grant, next time i fall in love. >> [laughter] >> it puts people in a good mood and it's not specific. >> how is he going to fix the country. i will be bold without the bowl. >> [laughter] >> greg: i've got to wrap this up, but this is why trump was so different and edgy. his choice was you can't always get what you want, which mocks the opposition, right?

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>> greg: are they spending your bucks just for the yucks. a groupup called citizens againt government waste is out with this year's list of all of the weird things, congress is itnding with your tax dollars, like keeping fruit flies under a quarantine with spending $9 million on that and in fact since 1991 the year i was born,

congress has spent around 40 million to eradicate fruit ouflies, but we still got fruit flies, which means fruit flies are outsmarting congress. i'd rather spend that money figuring out what blew this kat 's mind. i'm hoping it's not cocaine. where would you like to see government money spent on? >> i'd like to see it spent where it belongs. i think that we're all laughing about $9 million for fruit flies ,, and it was like another one was ridiculous money to make sure wild horses stayed in their area, it's called a for instance w>> greg: [laughter] >> we have first responders who

can't get medical treatment. >> greg: yeah. [applause] >> we have schools that aren't safe. i mean, we have a lot of things we could be putting into making sure we could take care of the homeless situation in california there's a lot of things we could do with this money and this is why we need term limits. we've got to get these guys out of there. [applause] >> greg: i was going to say, i could use a boat. lawrence? >> why? to cutoff the middle man with your toilet? >> greg: [laughter] >> you know, it just proves that congress just doesn't carat all. [applause] >> they a don't, they don't because this is just one example of the many things that they just abuse our money with, you know? you got the flint water crisis, the democrats, where are you on this? and the republicans, you could

go to theis border with some of this money. they just don't care and they bigger back and fourth but at the end of the day they're all the same. >> greg: it's true. they spend money on projects that get them re-election and then they vote in a race but joe what if there's something about this fruit fly stuff that we're missing? there has to be something of importance like r maybe they spread likeer bad fruit. >> i mean, without any context, it could be a good thing to keep fruit flies off our produce but the whole term "port barrel" is a misnomer because the government is spending money on barrel support and to me that is a worthwhile investment because if there's ever kind of pork disaster, we got an ace in the hole. we got pork for a rainy day. >> we greg: that's so truman i never thought of it. joe you've opened my eyes once again. >> i'll tell you what though greg if there's one thing we should spend money on it's finding a replacement of the

person who estimates the cost for things for the government like oh, we're going to build this train for $100 billion and now it's halfa the size for twie money. >> greg: that's the guy that's the least confident is the guy who tells us how much it's going to cost. >> we need a pessimist there instead of an optimist. >> greg: yeah, that's true. >> yeah, i guess this just isn't surprising to me, because as i understand it, government is made up of people and people tendeo to spend ridiculously whn they pes rejust given money and they're not their money, like have you ever seen a trust fund kid that's super spoiled? >> greg: oh, yeah. they buy designer sweaters for their dog. >> greg: i know. like they buy mansions and don't live with any roommates unless you count their giant plastic surgery lips. >> greg: [laughter] >> which they all have for some

reason. i mean they're spending money like they're a little rich girl who got it from daddy and normal ly i wouldn't care because capitalism whatever, live and let live but in this situation i do care because i'm daddy. >> greg: [laughter] good point, all right i want my tax money to build a wall around vermont. up next, a man's wish to have his head frozen is being challenged by his own son. it's the story, special report won't touch. >> [applause] it's the story special report ok everyone! our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy! whoo-hoo! great-tasting ensure. with nine grams of protein and twenty-six vitamins and minerals. ensure, for strength and energy.

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i just got my driver's license. >> [applause] >> greg: anyway it's the same company that's storing late baseball player ted william's head and they're fighting the lawsuit saying they upheld their end of the contract, so, what do you make of this story? what do you make of this story, lawrence, about this, isn't it a problem when you have to lug around a relative's head? >> it's his head. okay he should be able to freeze it and do what the hell he wants to do with it but let's be fair

okay? once the guyel dies, the kids gt to decide right? they should just compromise and say okay dad, whatever you want and after that put it back in the grave. [laughter] >> greg: but you got to take care of your parents and then his head when he's dead. >> do you know what? greg: what? >> i stand firmly with the head freezing company, very firmly, and i never thought that's a sentence i would have to say, but i stand firmly with them nonetheless because did you know what? your body, your choice, even when it's your frozen decapitated head that's what i always say. >> [applause] >> you know that's a good point >> it's his head. they got to keep it in the freezer. i fully expect -- >> greg: next to the ice cream >> i fully expect my loved ones to make sure they uphold my end of lifeke wish. >> greg: which is what? >> to be stuffed by a taxidermi

enst, and then attached to the skateboard and wheeled past the bedroom windows of everyone i've ever dated. >> [laughter] >> my dead body my choice. my dead body i do what i want. >> greg: joe? >> i'd be pretty upset if i paid to have my whole body frozen and then they had some miracle technology where they could bring you back to life and i'm like good luck finding another body. rip. >> [laughter] >> i'll tell you what though, i think the irony is what if they do cure the thing he died of but then they can't cure freezing to death? >> o greg: [laughter] that's how you do it swalwell. >> [laughter]

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home alone tonight. >> [laughter] >> greg: lawrence? >> new show on fox nation keeping up with jones you'll see me pin down liberals on some topics and my man on the streets video, foxnation.com. >> al greg: excellent. all right, joe? >> catch me at the comedy cellar this wednesday, which is at the noon hour. greg: excellent i'm excited. kat, you're doing something? >> yes, we are, greg and it is very exciting. okay, june 27. 10 p.m., carolines on broad way0 that's in new york city. get your tickets. come see me. it's going to be a wonderful time and if you don't miss it you'll regret it on your death bed, or if you miss it. >> greg: thank you. thank you to lawrence jones, our

studio audience. [applause] i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. >> [applause] >> president trump says he never had plans to fire robert mueller, disputing the findings of the russia investigation in a wide ranging interview with abc news. good evening i'm rick leventhal in for jon scott. this is the fox report. president trump refusing to back off his claims that mueller report cleared him of any wrongdoing and insisting the former special counsel found no evidence of collusion between this campaign and russia. the president called the investigation a "phony witch hunt" before getting into this tense exchange with abc. president trump: they made a ruling based on his findings and they said no obstruction. >> he laid out evidence of obstruction. president trump: are you trying to say now there was collusion even though he said there is no