follow me on instagram and twitter, i'm jeanine pirro, see you next saturday night. >> looks like a tired crazy right now and joe biden, he looks like he's just exhausted. i don't know what happened to him but he looks exhausted. he doesn't do any work. >> quinnipiac says sanders, biden, warren, pete buttigieg will beat you? >> they had me losing texas to pocahontas, i'm not losing texas to anybody? >> so much fun to read it in spanish. [laughter] [cheers and applause]

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you. greg: is the wall moving along? >> the wall is moving along rapidly. i changed the design. it's strong, better, and cheaper. sometimes when they don't give you the money you have to make it cheaper. greg: do we have to pay? >> you pay for the distinct pleasure of not having to pay. greg: i have no idea what that means.s. but do you need a magic wand? >> you need a magic wand to bring back manufacturing. we'll tell sleep are you joe -- sleepy joe that we have a magic wand. we have a lot of brilliant campaign people. they cost a fortune and they never give me any ideas. i am only kidding.

maga, maga, maga country. we are in maga country. maga is no longer the motto, it's now keep america great or kag. the new one says let's preserve what we changed. i can't wait too see the slogan for his third term. it's impossible, people. but as he throws his first politicalr tailgate. an anti-endorsement of trump. meaning they hate trump so much that the dems could nominate a zombie raccoon and they would go

with a zombie raccoon. enough of bernie sanders. cnn after being insulted at the rally, actually shut their coverage down. i am surprised they didn't shout, i hate all of you, and fling themselves on to a bed somebodying into a -- sobbing into a pillow. >> they are targeting the communities and putting them in detention camps without a trial. that's what the trump administration is doing. >> is she right in defining concentration camps? yes. but do they have a feeling of usage with the nazis and the genocide of the jews? yes.el greg: as one side celebrates the

one truth other in consult hole caught victims and justifying it with lame semantics. the contrast. this is trump. and these are his critics. now i'm bad pat predicting things. but i know this. the side usually having the most of fun wins. on the republican side it's fun. on the left it's a funk. you know where the socks have already got stiff in the

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here. arguing with holocaust survivors over the definition of concentration camps, if i ever reach that level, put a fork in me, i'm done. it leads me to believe the conspiracy theories. arguing -- anyway -- greg: shall i stop there? >> yeah. greg: what did you make of the week? >> he got a lot of criticism because he was complaining the first hour. the democrats won't work with him, the mueller report was hanging over him. the media is after him. look at the way he yawned, can you believe it?

greg: did you get the house? >> i did. greg: is it a nice house? >> just call me p.d. cleanup. but it was good. just that he got anything done in the first 2 1/2 years amazing with all that. the guy is an animal. greg: i kind of want you to do the movie you said you were in which is titanic 14. kat: 17. greg: you make an excellent elderly kat timpf. >> thank you. i want to go back to what you were talking about about aoc and her concentration camp thing. that was so stupid, i was trying to think of what it was like so i wrote a bunch of analogies.

so i will say them all. that's like saying having a cold is like having cancer. that's like saying your phone dying is like your mom dying. that's like saying wearing a tie that's too tight is like being behead. that's like saying eating hot soup and having it burn your mouth is like being burned alive while eating hot soup. and that's like saying breaking lia fingernail is as bad as havg a nail in your finger. greg: it's hard to pick from those. i didn't know which one to pick so they all made the air. greg. greg: tyrus? >> i think they are accurate. there is no sentence to describe moron i canness of what she

said. someone comes in your house and trips and falls and breaks their neck, and you go to jail for murder. that's kind of the same thing. trump had a big week, he kicked it off. and we didn't see any democrats again. once he got on the news, the only thing we had going on was they are mad at joe biden for telling it how it is. literally cory booker was mad sat joe because joe told the truth about something that happened, an historic event. cory booker is hilarious to me as one brother to another. i'm all for civil rights. but he led the legislation to let everybody know that lynch mob is a crime. it's officially a crime. like x didn't already know if you form a lynch mob you are going to jail.

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>> now the greg gutfeld show presents the 2020 camp today. [cheers and applause] >> it's a civil war over being civil at fundraiser this week. joe biden was talking about the importance of working together even with people you disagree like bigots who were also democrats because that's what you did back then, that didn't go over well. >> the reputation of segregation of people if they had their way i would not be standing here as member of the united states senate is i think it's misinformed and it's wrong. >> i know that i was raised to speak truth to power and that i should never apology for doing that and vice president shouldn't need this lesson. >> thank you, sparticus. >> of course, asked joe biden to

apologize. >> apologize for what? he knows better. i'm -- there's no racist bone in my body. >> it's now how you do it. >> period. >> but then congressman john lewis vouched for biden. >> we worked with people that were members of the klan, people who opposed us. >> do the other candidates think he's a racist, probably not, are they trying to knock biden out the top?

>> of course. they don't care, will someone bring up on debate stage next week, we will see. should i stop asking and answering my own questions? [cheers and applause] [applause] >> we are talking about this at the end, let's continue, do you feel any sympathy for joe? >> no. there's no reason to feel sympathy, he was telling something that actually happened. there was a time in this country that we had to work with certain individuals who prefer me serving drinks and not being on camera, that's a part of our history, ughy, or whatever, his whole point was he worked for common good and passed legislation to stop those types of beliefs because he had to work with them, find a way, so people who are legit joe crowe

t-shirt rocking racist who are proud to stick it out, he can work with them. exact opposite of what he believes, joe has been a good dude when it comes to respecting different races. >> except for indians at 7eleven. >> yeah. >> it is a different story. >> it is a different story. >> the point is he can work with those people on those types of situations and we live in a world today that nobody can work together and it's not even that. there's not. >> there's no issue between the two sides that something is polarizing as civil rights and they found a way but we can't find a way and that's pathetic. >> yeah, what do you make of this -- [cheers and applause] >> they are going to eat him alive, aren't they? >> the mainstream media is starting to turn on him and keep

attack. now, what was that 3 weeks ago. [laughter] >> i love it. >> flip-flopping, fumbling. he's almost like willy maize when he played for the mets. >> yes, yes. >> when he played the chiefs. >> i did a sports analogy. [cheers and applause] >> do you see him making it to the nomination? >> i don't know, i don't know, i'm not a fortune teller, i just think it's so interesting that they are attacking each other so much especially when people like bill de blasio attack him u who

is that for, it's not going to help him win the nomination, it's probably just going to help trump eventually win, because they are going to have to attack each other, it's like if you're a boxer, i'm going to do a sports analogy too. >> yeah. >> you have to box 20-something people before get to go final match and the other dudes have been chilling, it'll be a lot harder and that's exactly what they are doing. >> that's an interesting boxing metaphor. [cheers and applause] >> last word to you. >> i mean, biden would have the opportunity to be the trump of the democrats, right, apologize for what, i'm not sorry, i'm already there and the problem is he's been around for too long. >> yeah. >> the good-ole boy, come on, man.

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>> yes,. [cheers and applause] >> maybe a french horn, yes. [cheers and applause] >> how do you like that growing out of your skull. perhaps this horn. [laughter] >> you really think the music makes it pleasurable, that's why i have it playing in my spa. all right, i don't know what i meant there. the study could be full of crap because some magazine is debunking saying it has more to do with poster but i don't care that it's false because i like the story. >> i like it too. >> i'm in heavy metal music, the devil's music, i've worn horns for years. it's kind of nerdy that i will get it from my iphone 8 horns. >> yeah.

>> i much rather get it from the lust greeting -- [laughter] >> that's way cooler. >> and pornography is offering you the ability to satisfy your needs without the messiness of human contact, we are turning into cyber lords. >> that's okay. i saw the horn story and should have been concerned seeing as i stair -- stare at my phone literally all day long, if they are real, i definitely have the horns and i don't care because what else am i supposed to look at that, like the world around me? barf. >> you can't see your own horns. >> i don't understand the downside of being on the phone all of the time because phones are much more interesting than most people except, except for

maybe one. >> who? >> no, one downside. >> okay. [laughter] >> it would make me very easy to kidnap, i wouldn't realize it's happening, i would look 3 days later and say, wait, whose dungeon is this? >> keep texts. keep texting her, who is this, i want to know who you are. [laughter] >> that would be great. >> so joe, would you mind having some horns? >> listen, what i read the headline, when they started doing scientific studies? [laughter] >> listen, humans are the only ones that adapt to our environment, we wear jackets instead of growing fur, it's

true that we are wearing our pinky toe because we wear shows. >> my pinky toe is just stupid. right, you look at pinky toe and it's like why. >> mine is the out of rubber. [laughter] >> i'm complaining to joey that i don't like my pinky toe. >> my pinky toe. [laughter] >> so when i saw this i thought they meant having your phone up there with bone spur, how did people read books for 2,000 years, i don't know. >> i think this is not entirely true, tyrus, however, the greater idea that the human, the human mind or the human body is in community own with technology, we are producing offspring that's commingling of electronic, of computers and humans.

>> right. [laughter] >> i did not drop acid. >> good science story and i'm all for evolution but this doesn't make sense. it's in the back. it's only pushing this way. if your little theory, wouldn't it be a phone holder. [laughter] >> that would be like, wow, kat can have more free time with her other hand to drink while she texts. it's all about the headlines, the hell with the facts of the story, one kid has bad posture and apparently -- stuff growing off the back of his neck and the best thing parents cocome up with is bone. >> it's like, you know, when

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[cheers and applause] >> popular. so these are supposed to be embarrassing, colon care, ointment and porn, that's my wednesday. yeah. [cheers and applause] >> especially in the summer with the extra hours, now, stores in vancouver are required by law to come up with plants to reduce plastic bags, but people think these bags are funny so they want to use them. [cheers and applause] >> so here is what -- what you have to do, vancouver, just say what's actually inside the bag and you're good to go, cheap wine can make your pain go away until your divorce is finalized, she's taking me for everything, or assorted lunch meats for my stupid brat, they make my life

hell but i still have to feed them. he smells like vinegar and never slips fly all the top. stuff for the itching and the burning, mostly the itching and sometimes for the burning too. all right, kat, would these bags shame you? >> no. [laughter] >> no. i want all of these bags. [laughter] >> who wants a bag that just says cvs? i thrive and survive on attention and that could be very exhausting not only for me but for all of those around me. puts a strain on the relationship and you're telling me if i go to vancouver and i don't bring the bag i don't have

to do anything for attention, i can just carry it around and people will look at me, i never have to eat soup on instagram live again. [cheers and applause] >> i like these bags because it's kind of like, if you're sitting on a bus it's a way to keep somebody away from you, right? >> that's a good idea. look, i would collect them like art. i have two, i have her piece bag. [laughter] >> i'm missing the audi bag. why does every cashier put one item in each bag. >> yes. [applause] >> that is so true, i end up with 12 bags and i bought 11 items, tyrus. >> we are missing the point here, this is more of the stores and the companies that are so full of crap when it comes to they care about the environment, they are trying to turn a buck,

they are trying to make you buy the stupid reusable bag that is you keep having to buy. they cared so much about the environment, they wouldn't have plastic bags there. if they don't do that. >> everything in their stores joey -- >> sorry u do you want to donate to such and such, if you say no, everyone looks at you because the button beeps louder. same with the bag, 12 bucks for a bag that looks this horrible. >> if you don't clean the bag, joey, people are getting sick from reusable bag because aren't cleaning them. if you buy vegetables, i don't. [laughter] >> i don't know. i eat all my food raw and i've never gotten sick. >> really? >> i do kill my own animal.

>> good of you. >> i love to kill animals. >> no, everybody thinks the food at the store wasn't killed. >> yeah, yeah. >> it grew that way in plastic. but the thing about the bags, perfect example from canada and the united states, some canadian store, came up with these, what they underestimated were the thousands of american who is will fly a thousand miles putting carbon into the atmosphere to do instagram story holding one of the bags in vancouver. >> exactly. think about this, what about all the aging celebrities with plastic surgery, will they have to have little insulting stains on their face, i don't know what it means. >> no, the surgery itself is insulting when the human duck walks up to you and says remember me. [laughter] >> all right.

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oj is on twitter and he sounds bitter, launched twitter account this week with pretty ominous message after a very friendly greeting, hey, twitter world. >> hey, twitter, this is yours truly, coming soon to twitter you will get to read my thoughts and opinions just about everything. hey, twitter world, for years people have been able to say whatever they want to say about me with no accountability, but now i get to challenge a lot of that bs, this should be a lot of fun, god bless. [laughter] >> and god is like don't drag me into this, oj. you think people would accuse double murder on there and close out account in protest, there's so many other worthwhile things to do with your time, i'd rather

be doing this. yeah. that did not go over well, what a mess. >> i think this is a bad idea, short temper and social media is a more concentrated version of real-life hostilities, i don't think his short fuse and twitter is a good mix. >> when he said i got each with people, i immediately deleted all my oj jokes. [laughter] >> he has the time now. >> he does. he says i want to set the record straight, nothing about the murder setting record straight. listen look, listen, i didn't sleep with kris jenner. >> not the double murder. >> a rumor that you should keep floating out there, kris jenner. i wouldn't acknowledge that. >> that bothered him.

>> that bothered him. >> what do you make of this? should this drive people off twitter? [laughter] >> can i get a close-up? >> yes. >> oj, go away. you went to jail for 20 years for taking your own stuff back. you didn't get the hint. is there any lawyers that are still alive and can say, don't talk, go away. bye. >> you know joey, this is going -- people are going to love tweeting at him just to get him mad. >> yeah, it's already there. they'll go look at comments under all tweets. it's a rabbit hole that you'll go down for a long time, what devastates me about this is

twitters is 20 years too late. what if we had twitter when he was in the bronco, hey, twitter world, it isn't me in the bronco, i'm not driving and i'm just riding along. the legal record says he's innocent. what is he setting it straight for? >> yeah. kat, what if he starts following you? >> i don't know, greg, i ate a lot of rice pudding today. i mean, like a lot of rice pudding. >> who does that? >> apparently me, i'm talking multiple servings of rice pudding where it didn't make me feel bad physically but made me feel bad emotionally, like, really, ka, the, you will eat all the rice pudding, how did you think you were going to feel good after that and i didn't really feel like, you know, i ate so much pudding i didn't feel like coming out here. what are these people going to care what i have to say when i can't control myself around ice

pudding, you know who doesn't feel that way, oj. >> i was trying to figure out where this was going to come, how tie that to rice pudding -- >> it was an alarming of rice pudding and i'm having a hard time thinking about anything else so the rice pudding was going to come into the show at some point. >> i'm glad it was in the oj segment. >> juice does go with rice pudding. >> all right, don't forget -- don't forget i'm bringing the gutfeld monologue live to jersey shore saturday july 20th, new jersey, get your tickets, ggutfeld.com, final thoughts i thoap this is the ocean.

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thanks, kat, tyrus. >> i'm greg gutfeld, i love you, america. [cheers and applause]"l"l"l"l"l" [♪] jesse: welcome to. "watters' world," i'm jesse watters. president trump kicking off his 2020 reelection bid in orlando. the central theme was restoring power to the people. here is how the president framed it. president trump: together we stared down a corrupted, broken political establishment and restored government of, by and for the people. we did not merely transfer power from one party to another, but we transferred power back to you the proud cit