everything else and provide more funding for resources. that is expected to pass. it would be a bipartisan measure. not everyone is happy. here comes "the five." >> ♪ >> [laughing]. >> i am greg gutfeld with juan williams and jesse watters and dana perino. it's "the five." >> [speaking spanish]. >> that's terrible. >> [laughing]. >> yes, i am bilingual. do you see me showing off? >> [speaking spanish]. >> [speaking spanish].

>> [applauding]. >> it's not english but it's easy to figure out. loco. try to follow this and it's in english. >> i believe in reproductive justice. >> [cheers and applause]. >> what that means is just because a woman or let's not forget someone in the trans community -- a trans female. >> [cheers and applause]. >> it doesn't mean they should not have the right to exercise the right to choose. i would cover the right to have an abortion. >> you lost me. the debate was about who could out-left each other which left most americans out of the conversation. >> who here would apolish their private healthcare in favor of a government-run plan? just a show of hands to start

out with. we are supposed be for a 74% tax rate on the wealthy and for pre college. >> we must begin impeachment now. >> one of the most aggressive bills in the senate to deal with corporate consolidation is mine and let the free market work. >> there is too much consolidation now. >> the immigrants did not do that to you. the big corporations did that to you. >> [cheers and applause]. >> the 1% did that to you. >> sounded like a campus sit in but it was missing the body odor. the moderators were no different than the candidates. >> democrats have been talking about the pay gap for decades. what would you do to ensure women are paid fairly? >> would you support a 70%

margin tax rate. >> parts of miami beach and the keys could be underwater in our lifetime. does your plan save miami? >> not too challenging. they were like parents quizzing their own brats at the school spelling bee. can you spell your own name, billy? they gave the candidates a free ride. they echoed every left wingwish. no border enforcement and punishing evil corporations but sometimes in spanish. the result was boring. the left winglitmus test cretes clones. -- nothing human or fun or interesting. there was no wit or real moments. just posturing. nothing authentic which is what

you need to beat trump. this was as serious as a funeral maybe because it was. the moderates in that party were dead. >> around the horn. your thoughts, winners and losers? >> i think elizabeth warren was a huge loser. >> really. >> doing her best tracy flick. look around the stage. who else has their hand in the air? bims. bill de blasio, when you are in concert with him you are in trouble. she will be held to that. co-sponsored bernie sanders medicare for all bill and gets rid of medicare as we know it. how do you win anybody over the age of 50 with that. >> juan, this is your team?

who surprised you and do didn't? >> i think castro was the break out star of the night. >> yes, he did hard work on beto o'rourke. >> he exposed beto o'rourke in terms of lack of knowledge on immigration and took a strong stand and said he was teed off about it. i think that is something that people will remember. i think warren was a winner. she dominated the early part of the debates. people think the moderators went to her too often. but she did not interrupt in the second half. as she went in the leader, i think she came out of it better than she went in. listening to you greg, the audience that count are democratic primary voters and not republicans. >> of course. >> it seems to me it's not the audience that says that trump

shot somebody on fifth avenue and i don't care. these people have strong feelings about policies and ideas. i think the reason beto o'rourke and castro spoke in spanish, one it was in miami and two, telemundo, will pay clips in this spanish they can control the message and control what they convey. >> they should have put it in russian. >> i agree with juan. i think castro was the biggest break out star. he was polished and prepareded and look presidential. de blasio surprised me. he looked like he had a little fight there. maybe because he is 6 foot 9. >> put them together. >> booker was just a little too

earnest. i am tired of hearing about newark. i can't stop looking at his bottom teeth and bulging eyeballs. beto o'rourke where is this great personality? he had dead eyes and looked tired a tired and pale and sun. a complete joke. warren, i guess if i didn't know she was leading in the polls with this group i would not know she won the debate. i was not that impressed by her. what you said is death. taking away 180 million people in the general election. the most exciting part was the technical glitch. that's how boring it was. the audience was yawning. no one showed their personality. no one was that competitive.

some people picked a fight but didn't finish. no knockout power or killer instinct. >> you know you are a ratings guy. were people watching? greg and trump said boring! well it wasn't about trump. for mr. narcissist it was boring. >> but look at the people who watched this. >> 24 million. >> comparing it to what the democrats did last time. it's the same. >> apples and oranges. >> biggest winner mitch mcconnell. trump's name is mentioned but not a lot. biden's name never came up. how are you going to deal with mitch mcconnell? none of them said well, when i am at the top of the ticket i will make sure the democrats win back the senate. that's how we will deal with mitch mcconnell. beat him in kentucky. well, we have to work on the

filibuster and i think they were just seed -- ceding the grounds to the republicans. >> mitch mcconnell was the biggest winner. >> who was the most authentic? >> i would say jay insley, the governor of washington. >> i agree. >> thank you. >> [laughing]. >> climate change, we are going to do this. but he is a governor. i think he will have some proof points to work on. >> i am surprised because i think you are right and i think amy klobuchar. a moderate if biden slips. >> yes, but castro took beto o'rourke out of that lane. you are done. >> and be being on the cover of "vanity fair" when nobody knew

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>> ♪ >> it was a night of far left ideas and that did not top with the topic of immigration with candidates endorsing open borders. >> i would follow that up in my first 100 days with immigration reform that will honor asylum claims and put undocumented immigrants on a pathway to citizenship. my plan include getting rid of section 1325. >> we would not detain any families fleeing violence and we would re-write our immigration laws. free dreamers of fear of deportation. >> the separation of children from families doesn't just go on in our borders. "ice" is ripping away parents and children and creating fear

across the country. >> one democrat is retreating. this is castro. >> i am for decriminalizing, not legalizing. people are still part of a court process and still subject to the laws of the united states and go through a process. >> open borders is a right wing talking point. we have 654 miles of fencing and thousands of border personnel and planes and helicopters and boats and guns and security cameras. >> jesse, what do you think of that? >> beto doesn't want a wall. trump wants to issue deportation and they issue ini haveation -- invitation. they wanted to pull back border patrol from the front line and don't want to fund the border patrol. they are not doing anything to

stop the influx. when they get here they want to catch and release. that's open borders. enough said. >> i think the problem with the democrats they have gone so far on immigration and so far on taxes and spending and ripping private healthcare away. it's the most radical progressive crop of candidates you have ever seen. what happened with president obama with change in a short period of time he was shellacked so hard so the democrats were out of power. the american people can't handle all of that radical change that quickly. this crop of democrats is doing it twice as fast and twice as crazy. it's going to hurt them. >> wait a second, jesse. just this very day unemploymentny nancy pelosi saying children come first. we want to make sure there is

not abuse of children. -->> well it took her 4 months. >> what about the guy that said we have an invasion and we need to build a wall? democrats may say you are not sincere about helping anybody. >> so there is a crisis now? >> it's a humanitarian issue. >> it's not a terrorist attack. >> yesterday when you listened to castro, he is right. this is a republican talking point. nobody is calling for open borders, but you have a problem with the zero tolerance problem. remain in mexico policy is not in keeping with u.s. values and not making their jobs easier or more efficient.

>> close the asylum loop hole and treat the central-american migrants the same way as the mexicans. >> oh bay the law. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i agree. obey the law and enforce it. >> beto o'rourke said we would not detain anyone fleeing violence. that's all of them. >> yes. they have no process. they have no system. they have wishes, but they can't explain what to do. -- we know who caused the children's crisis. actvisits egged on the car vans and that caused us to react. if congress listened to trump, a child will be alive that died. he was talking about preventing this from happening. when you have thousands and thousand of people coming, a large movement of people coming, there are risks people will get hurt and will die. it happens.

it's terrible. it would not have happened if you had actually addressed the problem when all of us were talking about the problem. the point is these politicians are too scared to address this problem because of the activists consensus media. trump will nail this in a debate: what do you want to decide our immigration policy? other countries or us? that's the simple question. democrats can't decide on that question the same way they can't decide on homelessness or law and order. it's not the victim. it's always the criminal. it's not the store owner, it's the guy loitering in front of the store. it's not the citizen it's the other country. the democrats never pick the right side and never have a process. >> we picked the right side because america is a country of immigrants. after world war ii when we

realized we kept out jewish people fleeing the germans, we will change -- >> [overlapping talking]. >> while we have been on air, a senate bill passed for the emergency money that the administration asked for, for a few months. the democrats want to go to recess and they wanted this dealt with. the tide was turning on the narrative. the storyline was going to follow them that they were blocking resources to help take care of these kids. >> better late than never. should have happened months ago. i want the democrats to step up and talk about why all of these people are trying to pour into the united states. it's because the economy is strong. you have job openings, a record number. 1.62-million more jobs are available here. the strange thing about these democratic policies is it will

drive the economy into the recession if one got elected and that would slow immigration. >> and the corrupt central-american countries don't spend any money on housing and welfare. they push all of the poor people north. >> and decriminalizing is the same thing as legalizing. open borders. >> i don't think mexicans are coming across the borders in increasing numbers. it's central-americans. they are fleeing because of the terrible economy and violence and oppression. that's the reason. >> all right, the real fireworks happened after the debate when the panel claimed no candidate could beat donald trump. it's a must see meltdown from the liberal host next on "the

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>> the democratic candidates tried to sound tough last night but approximate -- not everyone on the left grease. -- agrees. an nbc host said none of those candidates can beat donald trump. watch this. >> my issue, unfortunately, and do not shoot the mess anger, i don't believe elizabeth warren on stage with donald trump beats him. >> who could beat trump? anyone on stage tonight that could beat trump? >> i am still sticking with an idealized version of the joe biden we want. i still in my heart of hearts don't see anyone on that stage tonight that would beat trump. >> let's identify this for what it is. guess work a year and a half away. >> absolutely. >> tonight i say this

respectfully, it has zero value. >> [overlapping talking]. >> don't tell me it has zero value. >> it's a wild guess. >> it's understanding human behavior. >> it's a wild guess. there is no science in it. >> greg, just have at it. >> respectfully you suck. nothing like that happens on "the five." i don't see that as fireworks. >> can i say amen. >> [laughing]. >> both of them are correct. donnie deutsch is correct. they have a problem with trump. you can't just act like a politician with pregnant pauses and dressed a certain way and people will leave you alone. you have to be authentic. that's a problem.

you can't out-authent icate someone who broke the mold. trump is as authentic as you wouldyouwould get.icate someone who broke the mold. trump is as authentic as youwould geyou would get. bernie sanders and i think elizabeth warren could captain up. -- come up. but it is early. lod. >> seriously? >> lawrence o'donnell. >> i know. >> like the new aoc. >> this was evidence if you are on msnbc, on that network, you must be belching bile about trump but you can't talk about reality. that's why hillary clinton lost. >> yes. lod might is just wanted to shut donnie down because he didn't want to hear that on a night when the democrats were supposed

to shine. they didn't shine. the only star was rachael and none of those people rose to the occasion last night. none were competitive enough. if you can put donald trump on the stage next to any of these people, he would eat their lunch and clean their clock. i am not sure anybody tonight will be like that. they say it's political science but politics is about emotion and a visceral connection with a candidate and where you can make that connection with the people and it's unbreakable. right now no one is close to doing that. >> not even eric? >> not even little eric. >> his claim to fame was an ad about a poopy diaper. deutsch said this is about the bully who could beat the bully.

bill de blasio was the bully and shouted down savannah. >> this very unlikeable person has this quest to become the president of the united states. i am sure a bunch are looking around going who are you to tell us that? as to the argument is there anybody on the stage, remember, incumbent presidents usually get reelected especially in a good economy. they won't sacrifice their financial security for someone who can't articulate a financial message. >> if this was a marketplace for the bellowing and bullying candidate, who would beat trump? in the first question is you insult women and it blows up.

it's about personality. remember politics moves in cycles. people are used to trump bellowing and bully. maybe people are interested in a problem solver and says i can get stuff done. >> he got a lot done. >> [overlapping talking]. >> i think the cycle is not over yet. i think the anti-trump will come in 2024. >> right now when you look at his numbers, that's part of the indication. the polls that warren beats him. right now warren and biden beats him and sanders beats him and harris beats him. >> we ronald reagan was supposed to get beat. >> i am just telling you right now. the odds are getting to the point where you have to say the incumbent as the advantage. only 2 lost in the last 50 years.

donnie says nobody will beat him. the polls and the science says yes. >> the last one to upset an incumbent was bill clinton and i don't see any bill clinton talent on that stage. >> wait until elizabeth warren and bernie sanders are on the stage together. americans will go that is not who this country is. bernie sanders and joe biden take center stage tonight. our predictions for round 2 up next. zed my car insurance so i only pay for what i need. oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no... only pay for what you need. liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> it's time for round 2. tonight 10 more candidates face off in the next phase of the democratic debates including frontrunner joe biden and in tie for second place bernie sanders. each of us will come up with predictions. i did well yesterday so let me

go first. >> don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back. >> you are new here. >> a make or break night with pete buttigieg dealing with the crisis in south bend and race could play a bigger role because of the comment that biden made about working with segregationists and how that was created by the far left of the party. jesse? >> i think eric will do something corny and it will bomb. he already changed diapers and not delivered a punch line. he is desperate for attention. all he has are stunts. i will guarantee this is coming true. >> any idea? >> no. but i am guaranteeing that he will do something silly. >> i didn't have a great prediction. i said beto o'rourke would raise

$1 million after the debates. tonight andrew yang. >> oh. >> i think he will be the star of the night. he has interesting ideas. he is not a politician. he is very charming. and he is funny and authentic. >> and he did "watters world." that's the opposite of the kiss of death. >> yes. >> he did all of these shows. an interesting guy. >> what do you think of guaranteed universal income? >> i am against it, but i am willing to listen to smart people talk about it. he is not actually the key guy behind it. others are into it. my prediction was biden will come off as slow. and yang will come off as sharp. in the polls one will go down, biden which is natural and one

will go up which is yang. there will be a contrast between the speed and agility of this group with biden. if he comes off as a little bit low or off, it will screw him big time. if he stumbles or forgets a city. he did that. that's not a good look. >> where am i? >> joe biden's crutch is to refer to my friend barack obama as least a dozen times. he will look slow and 30y. -- 30y. thirsty. he will be shrill and men can be shrill. what joe biden needs to do is not apologize for the crime bill or the welfare reform or the

iraq war. >> don't be too condescending. >> he has to be charming and not take the bait from bernie sanders. bernie sanders will say i am the true democratic socialist and you are not. >> you think biden will be ark tacked by fellow democrats? >> they have to. >> they knew it was boring last night. tonight very different players. i think bernard doesn't like joe biden. i think he liked hillary clinton and wanted to be polite. i don't think he feels that way about joe biden. >> bernie sanders and joe should come out with rakes and chase each other with rakes. >> i know what you like in debates. >> [laughing]. >> frightening video of an attempted kidnapping. o.j. simpson eviscerated for live tweeting the debate and a bizarre counter to meatless

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>> first up. terrifying scenario in georgia. this surveillance video captured a woman trying to kidnap 2 young children at the airport. it shows the stranger attempting to snatch a mother's stroll wer her baby girl inside and trying to rip another child from her husband's arms. the georgia police took down the woman. she's been charged with kidnapping and obstrucking an officer. >> did they know these people or just a mentally ill person? the prevalence of phones and surveillance makes these things hard to pull off which is a good thing. >> the police officers said when they approached her she was unable to speak and blurted out things which made them believe she was in mental disstress. >> the airport is the worst place. >> why should you do kidnapping?

>> not what i was getting at. >> you watch your kids. the reality is most often the kidnapper is someone you know and someone in the family. not somebody in an airport. >> yes. >> what is scary, sometimes these things are unfolding and you don't know what is going on. it happened so rapidly. you don't know what to do. >> you have to be very, very alert. >> someone tried to get in the car with me in a parking lot. boom, gun out and he ran! >> yes. >> wow! >> up next the juice is loose again. o.j. simpson slammed on social media for tweeting a video of himself getting ready to watch last night's democratic debate. >> hey, twitter world. waiting to watch this debate to hear people who think they are

capable of running our country. i don't know most of these guys. i think every american should be watching this. >> that prompted this response. bro, you can't even vote. >> should o.j. be allowed to vote? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> using twitter. i want to know when he starts using the hating apps. >> twitter makes everyone a lesser version of themselves. it's o.j. simpson making him a lesser version of himself. >> how low can you go? hello, twitter world. >> onlies -- and one of the responses was the gloves are coming off in this debate. >> alan dershowitz told him to go away and hide. clearly he did not. >> he has the police on the golf

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eyelike nobody's business. >> juan, would you try this? >> of course not. this is such a publicity stunt and you just gave it to them. >> i am a sucker. >> remind me. >> a meat sucker. >> that's right. >> [laughing]. >> we have the meat. the only thing edible is the sauce. >> oh, yeah. >> thank you for reminding me why i have not eaten that restaurant since i was 5. >> what kind of sauce? >> horse radish sauce. >> they refugvolutioned curly fries. they are good. send me food. >> don't they have new sandwiches? >> you know what is going on in the fast food industry. >> yes. >> the chicken salad sandwich

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