>> 110 in phoenix, all right guys get used to it i know. >> arthel: listen enjoy the rest of your day i'm going to find festivities. >> still going on here in new york city thank you for joining us and we hope you do every weekend on the fox news channel. >> let's bring back our wizard of odds, not oz, that would make me dorothy which is a dream but not tonight. that's my dream too. >> [applause] >> what a terrible week to be a normal democrat. >> [laughter] >> you have 20 choices and none of them make any sense. they're either crazy or they're boring, and that's no way to go through life. first the crazy, we've got a steaming hot bag of it.

>> [speaking foreign language] >> [overlapping speakers] >> that's why we need to pass the equality act. >> on january 20, 221, the donald trump. >> [laughter] >> judging from that, i don't think so. >> booo. >> but hey, the upside, at least the country's mental health professionals are breathing a sigh of relief that we have 20 nuts safely in one place. >> [applause] >> but, that's okay. my favorite nutcake, oh, this beautiful nut cake. >> i called the prime minister who said that her goal is to make new zealand the place where it's the best place in the world for a child to grow up and i'll

tell my girlfriend you're so wrong because the united states of america is going to be the best place in the world for one of my first phone calls will be to call the european leaders and say we're back, mr. president, itch you're listening, i want you to hear me, please. you have harnessed fear for political purposes and only love can cast that out so i, sir, i have a feeling you know what you're doing. i'm going to harness love for political purposes. i will meet you on that field, and sir, love will win. >> [laughter] >> i believe her. she is captivating. i mean literally she might hold youi captive. >> [laughter] >> she's like the older sexy suspect from a 1989 columbo episode, the celebrity psychic who may have killed her young, unfaithful tennis pro boyfriend. the title of the epidemic epidemiologist episode, game, set, murder. every time she talked i felt like i was bathing in warm,

crazy: unlike loud crazy like this fella. >> we will have medicare for all where tens of millions of people are prepared to stand up and tell the companies and the drug companies that their day is gone. >> he's a cross between the guy at the deli demanding more dill in his egg salad but biden didn't fare well either. >> i agree that everybody, my time is up, i'm sorry. >> [laughter] >> you don't want to stay went your time is up. you might as well say can i go home now? but he had one great moment which we placed on a loop for your enjoyment. check this out. i love this.

it's like someone actually invaded his space for once. i vote for him just for that look. and now in the first debate corey got the most airtime and he stunk, and the lesson, the leftists are like children better to be seen and not heard because what you hear is always crazy but when they weren't nuts they were boring. the first debate with the energy of competitive gardening, cloned robots trying their best to appear human and the host didn't help either and they kept asking people to raise their hands like this, so who washed your hands after using the rest room? >> [laughter] >> how boring was wednesday? well on a scale from 1 being soccer, to 10 being soccer, wednesday was an 11, and who do you blame for this? who else of course, trump.

simply by existing trump has made politicians and things painfully predictable. trump has remade politics by not being a politician which is why this batch all sound and act alike. there's just too many of them reproducing like gremlins without the fur or the personality. it's hard toepik keep track. if only there were a drug. >> this is terrible. the candidates all sound the same. >> oh, no, you again. it's another one of those crazy drugs? >> not at all. i'm just trying to open your mind, man it's all natural and from the earth. what do you say? want to give it a shot? >> all right, how does it work? >> it's a revolutionary new drug. >> you just said it wasn't a drug. >> too late pal, we're already in the animation part. it is a revolutionary new drug that takes the genetic code of

all of the democratic candidates and puts it into a single pill just one dose and instead of hearing 23 people you'll hear a single voice that sums them all up in just a few seconds. >> i wouldn't mess with you. [laughter] >> wow. so much better, but also worse. >> that's the idea. >> now i'm reminded why i can't vote for any of these people. thanks. >> sure thing just don't take it a second time. >> why what happens then? >> tons of manmade heat trap ping blood warming solution into the very thin shell of atmosphere surrounding our planet, as if it's an open sewer >> [laughter] >> all right, i won't take it a second time. thanks for the warning. >> side effects may include a relaxer. >> [applause] >> let's welcome tonight's guest. he's banged out more parts than

an auto body shop, the channel of peace, that's what's nice, actor daniel robuck. >> [applause] >> his delivery is flatter than kansas, comedian david angelo. >> [applause] >> her socks are deeper than her voice hard to believe, kat t impf. >> [applause] >> he needs to get his head out of the clouds literally, fox nation. >> [applause] >> dan, dan, dan, you watch these debates right? >> i did. no. >> well no, look i've been an actor for 45 years. you don't watch the rehearsal. >> really? >> no you watch the show. >> okay. >> i'll watch when they put in a lead actor. >> what did you think of the clips, anybody? >> the clips no the clips are

extraordinaryly entertaining, i just don't think it's the show yet. we're like in poughkeepsie when it comes to washington, then you watch the show. that's my feeling on it. >> i disagree. are you telling me that marion williamson is not the next president? >> you know, i would think you're a guy who loves loves a unicorn. you should be in love. it's perfect for you. >> i love love so much some types i've even paid for it. that came out wrong. >> we've all paid for it somewhere or another. >> that's true. i just spit on myself. david? pick whoeverat you want to talk about. >> [laughter] >> r] oh, boy. well the entire field was kind of just bonkers, right? the whole lesson of 2016 for the democrats is like hey we didn't connect with the working people, the regular folks in america and ohio and now it's like do you know what we need just a bunch

of communists. total insanity. when the debate started marion williamson, i was like who is this wacko. and by the end i was like she has some better points. >> [laughter] >> i like the idea of her being president too. thee department like spends the whole thing. it's fun. i think it's fun. >> we begin bombing with crystals. >> yeah, in the situation room with the tarot cards. okay, what do we do here? >> [laughter] >> yes, he demands to know everybody's sign. all right, kat, i think you're with me on marion williamson, right? >> oh, yeah. she's something else. >> i love it. they were like what's your plan for this and she's like "love." the plan is love, which sounds ov nice. i really wish that that were the case, that like the harder you loved the better things would work out for you, but for me it

hasn't really been that way. >> [laughter] >> no. >> i haven't really loved so hard and have it work out. it's more like i love really hard and then he's like kat what are you doing in the bushes outside my window i broke up with you four months ago and anyway. >> canau you put up a picture f her? she looks like to me a slightly unhinged jacqueline smith from the charlie's angels era, which by the way is amazing, tyrus. amazing. do you feel the love? >> no i'm not much for love. love tends to be expensive in court after it's over. >> [laughter] >> i try to avoid it as much as possible and i can also say i've never paid for love. ii would rather pay for a truck to run me over, but having said that, she was amazing.

good for her. it's not every day that someone tells new zealand it's going to be safe for children on my watch i mean, game is shot out and then threatened them. >> exactly. >> like i was concerned at some point, was she going to attack the children of new zealand to make her point when she's president, and she took a page out of trump's book. president trump got his, he's so great on the mic he learned from wrestling, month ham italy, make your point and be jazzy or whatever. the only thing she missed is you have to use actual words. >> [laughter] >> she was just rhyming sounds. >> yes. >> or he was casting spells. >> literally. >> she was doing it. she owned the night and she's like what you going to do president trump when laws comes for you?

what you going to do and the other thing better than that was poor dear white joe. >> [laughter] >> yeah. >> he gave, mr. president, i don't know if you're watching tonight but here is your slogan for whenever we see each other again. "your time is up." >> [laughter] >> so true. that is so true. it's almost like he said my uber is here. >> here is my computer history, america enjoy yourself. well he's done. >> i also love wallwell. he's the guy if you ever worked and had to go to a human resources meeting, he's the co- worker who thinks by telling jokes or whatever that everybody likes it but he just makes the meeting longer. >> yeah. >> he's already in congress. that's the crazy thing. what district is that? is that like the children of the corn district? >> [laughter]

>> whose voting for him? >> i don't know but they're great. i hope he stays. before we go to the break the news information regarding the gutfelg monologues, it's july 20 in asburr it park, new jersey and there are two dates to announce september 14 in orlando , that's florida and september 15 in atlanta. tickets, now, on sale, for all shows go to ggutfeld.com for ticket information and up next trump trolls his critics and we love every minute of it. as much for insurance... as not safe drivers! that's why esurance has drivesense.® the safer you drive, the more you save. although i'm not really driving right now that would be unsafe. when insurance is affordable, it's surprisingly painless.

what's going on?

it's the 3pm slump. should have had a p3. oh yeah. should have had a p3. need energy? get p3. with a mix of meat, cheese and nuts. [laughter] ♪ ♪ "i'm okay." ♪ ♪ but prevagen helps your brain with an ingredient originally discovered... in jellyfish. in clinical trials, prevagen has been shown to improve short-term memory. prevagen. healthier brain. better life. they come from people who... were brave. and took risks. big risks. bring your family history to life, like never before.

get started for free at ancestry.com. hey! i live on my own now! i've got xfinity, because i like to live life in the fast lane. unlike my parents. you rambling about xfinity again? you're so cute when you get excited... anyways... i've got their app right here, i can troubleshoot. i can schedule a time for them to call me back, it's great! you have our number programmed in? ya i don't even know your phone anymore... excuse me?! what? i don't know your phone number. aw well. he doesn't know our phone number! you have our fax number, obviously... today's xfinity service. simple. easy. awesome.

i'll pass. >> you know you've won when you're having more fun. trump must be feeling pretty good about his re-election chances right now. i wonder are we going to win a lot of things? president trump: we're going to win a lot of things that people have no idea. >> [laughter] so he's having fun. meanwhile trump critics are so miserable they're starting to think he won't ever leave the whitee house. >> iff he loses, trump, he wont go. sinceen saying that before he got elected. >> [laughter] that is the opposite of fun. and that guy used to tell jokes for a living. >> [laughter] >> so on one side we've got people with an irrational fear

and on the other a president who loves two things. trolling and twitter. >> [laughter] >> so of course he had to post this. >>[l [applause] >> [applause] >> yes, perfect, he's going to live to 5,072 and be president forever. he tweeted it so it must be true , right? that's one thing for comedians like bill maher to predict a never-ending trump regime but then journalists brought it up to trump on something called "

meet the press." >> you've joked about a third term. you've joked about that. president trump: ip only joke ad i jokee and i say watch i will drive them crazy. >> you will accept the results? whatever happens in 2020? you lose you'll be like you won't like it but you'll walk out? >> in fact i said in a speech recently i said watch, we'll drive the media crazy. let's go for a third term and then a fourth, and some of the media said he is going to do it. >> [laughter] >> yeah, the guys having a good time and the media doesn't get it so while they sulk, we laugh, and while we complain they joke and then we do this. >> [laughter] [laughter] >> [baby laughing] >> oh, man, you know, david ursino are quite a successful comedian, and i seen evidence of that here tonight. >> [laughter] >> what is going on when even

comedians are falling for this? they can't see the joke. are they that diluted? >> yeah, i think politics has ruined a lot of people and when trump initially got elected everyone was like this will be good for comedy and then all the comedians for the next two years have just been like, they're acting like you know, we need to get the ninth circuit to approve the appeal otherwise we aren't heable to have a good democracy any more. and that's the act. >> [laughter] >> i go what goes next and that's it. yeah, that's their comedy. tyrus, i think he should run on repealing is it the 22nd amendment that keeps you fromom running a third term just for fun? >> , [laughter] >> i've been giving this a lot of thought, greg. i feel like enough is enough, mr. president. i know longer am convinced that him and the press are fighting. i think this was an agreed deal with like cnn like listen. help me become president.

>> yeah. >> i'll caulk trash and you. you can point and cry and me and the ratings will be great and you'll reelect me and the deal was made and we just were all suckers, because they they're doing it again. >> [laughter] >> yes. >> you're going to ask him hard line questions and he gives zero he doesn't care. >> yeah. you know this because this is pro-wrestling. >> this is 100%. listen i'm going to do really mean thins to you and you're going to hate me and we'll both get paid. cool? cool. >> [applause] >> this is what it is. >> it has to be. >>gh [applause] >> and by this, it looks like it's such an, i don't know how to put that together but he kind of looks at the camera like before the end they even laugh and it's obviously a joke. it's a joke but why aren't the comedians laughing? i don't understand. >> because they're too busy choking back the tears.

if they're choking on their tears kat. you're used to that. >> yeah, well i just let them out, you know? one of the things people on the left always say is like oh, what do i tell my children, trump is influencing the children, but you know -- >> please don't do that voice again. >> i will. when i see something like this i'm like i really could have used the example of trolling when i was a child. >> yes. >> it would have helped handle bullies. i remember when i was in kindergarten this one girl made up a rumor that my name was kat, because i used to be a kat and everyone made fun of me and i took the wrong approach and i was like no it's short for katherine, i don't poop in a box , it's all a lie but if i had the example of trump i would have walked up to her and done this. >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> that's true isn't it?

>> when you're a child, you thought you were a kat? >> no the rumor was that i was a cat. >> dan, do you see a shift, with the republicans let's say the 80s the republicans were the humorless people and the democrats were the cool kids like shawn lemon, is that his name? tweeted that it used to be the leftists that were fun and cool but they aren't any more. it's like the other side. >> well i think david's making a great point. i don't understand why there's no common" sense any more for sat a joke is and if the guys making fun of himself, he's making fun of himself. he's like here, take the shot and they still don't get it. i don't know why that shift is, yeah, everybody thought ronald regan had no sense of humor. he was the greatest in the history of ever, you know, jimmy carter now, he's back on the bandwagon, taking his shots. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> before the end and i thought about that by the way like

there's no humor in it. i just don't understand, greg, if the russians did collude, wouldn't it have been a bigger number? >> yes. >> like if you're winning the world series you'd win by four. you wouldn't slide into home base, do you know what i mean? this is what i don't understand. >> it was so cheap. they only spent 100 grand. >> and they shifted the american election that's your budget? >> [laughter] >> that's how you renovate a kitchen for that in new york. barely. >> yeah, no it's like the thing that's been on the fake moon landing. oh, you knew about that? >> oh, yeah. we're not allowed to talk about that. >> the earth being round. all right, up next. get out your barf bags a star studded stage reading of the mueller report. >> a star space reading of the mueller report. mueller report. [cheering and

openturning 50 opens theuard. door to a lot of new things... like now your doctor may be talking to you about screening for colon cancer. luckily there's me, cologuard. the noninvasive test you use at home. it all starts when your doctor orders me. then it's as easy as get, go, gone. you get me when i'm delivered... right to your front door and in the privacy of your own home. there's no prep or special diet needed. you just go to the bathroom, to collect your sample. after that, i'm gone, shipped to the lab for dna testing that finds colon cancer and precancer.

cologuard is not right for everyone. it is not for high risk individuals, including those with a history of colon cancer or precancer. ibd, certain hereditary cancer syndromes, or a family history of colon cancer. maybe i'll be at your door soon! ask your doctor if cologuard is right for you. covered by medicare and most major insurers. our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy! whoo-hoo! great-tasting ensure. with nine grams of protein and twenty-six vitamins and minerals. ensure, for strength and energy.

and twenty-six vitamins and minerals. people, our sales now appla new low!10 frames. at visionworks, our sales are good on over 500 frames.

why are you so weird? see great with 2 complete pairs for $59. really. visionworks. see the difference. >> live president trump due back in washington in just a few hours from now, and he returns as the first of the american president to set foot in north korea. he was greeted by kim jong-un at the demilitarized zone between north and south korea. the two leaders then meeting for nearly one hour. it ended with the president saying that washington will refine negotiations to try and dismantle north korea's nuclear weapons program and new york city playing host to the largest

lgbtq celebration in the world millions of people taking part in the first world pride event to happen on u.s. soil and only the second to happen in north america during the event's 20 year history and it coinsides with the 50s anniversary of the stonewall uprising and it galvanized the gay rights movement across the country, back to greg gutfeld and his show. stay with us. >> it's a star studded cast for which nobody asked, a cohort of celebs, including alyssa milano, and others, those are my favorites, headlined a play reading that depicted events from the mueller report. the one night only event, thank god, was hosted by law works and wasig live streamed for the mass , 12 people. here is a sample. >> these conversations with the president were not protected by

attorney/client privilege. >> what about these notes? why do you take notes? lawyers don't take notes. i never had a lawyer who took notes. >> and he responded that he keeps notes, because he is a " real lawyer." >> [laughter] that was the best part. we would show you the whole thing but it's called the investigation of the search for the truth in 10 act. no one deserves that. for more, we turn to our theatre critic skip masterson, who sat through all 10 acts. skip what did you think of the show? >> [applause] >> [screaming] >> [applause] >> dan, would you go see a play adaptation of the mueller report >> well hold on i'm going to be contrary to this one. i would read my 7th grade book report, i mean --

>> he handed it up because he's playing trump and he didn't go for the league but look, that's a starstudded, to go see those great actors in anything, i hate to say, would be, they don't invite me to that because it would be tony the greatest actor s. >> [laughter] i disagree, but do you know what i think? i don't think you're watching them act. i think you're watching a therapy session. a public therapy session. >> yeah, it seems like a lot. i've seen john i in the theatre and by the way one of the most classy guys in hollywood next to mr. gary sinese, but a classy guy but there's a little -- >> i thought it was therapy too >> really? >> please expand upon your thoughts. >> i will. >> all right >> i thought it was great because they were, they're not happy with the way things turned out so they made art out of it, which is admirable and also how i got through high school. there was this guy, mark that did not like me back and i

remember this one-time at his birthday party he made out with my friend sarah in the tree house and then i cried. >> in high school? >> yeah. high school. >> who the hell has a tree house in high school? >> he got with every other girl in m the school except for me. >> was that a draw? >> i'd hope to be that lucky girl in the tree house one day but instead i was in the kitchen crying in front of his mom. the whole party was over at that point so i didn't just cry though. i did cry. >> yes. >> but i also wrote poetry in my room alone, and my friend katie read it and said it was good, so i think that you can make some very important worksy of art out of your sadness. >> katie used your poetry to pick up on your ex-boyfriend. >> i'm not friends with katie any more either. >> well the tree house would be the bark shack. >> the bark shack! >> he made out with her right in front of me, and he had given me flirting at school the day before that so i was crying in

his clothes anyway. >> you know, tyrus, i don't want to go into any of your tree house stories. >> i was obviously in a tree house. what the hell, man. >> [applause] >> that was a nice turn, nice turn. >> [laughter] >> urls an actor? >> yes. >> did you think this was good? >> i think if it was, here was my only issue with it and you're right, phenomenal and he always will be the speech from harry and henderson obviously forever. what it was great. watch it. it was good, but i think the problem was people watching it thought the ending would be different. >> yeah [laughter] >> i think all these stars get together and they read the same thing that we've all read and heard about to death. it's the same ending. yeah it's kind of how it works.

>> i thought my ending would be different too. >> it wasn't like oh, there's an extra page stuck to the back. oui did it. i did it all. [laughter] so i mean, it's the same thing. it's just a really fancy way, i think they're on to something like this will help kids in school. like if we got together right now and just read somebody's history book for them and reenacted all of the parts to it , it's not the boring story about cutter any more, i'm not playing indian so don't ask but i'm just saying that's what it was a fancy way of reading information. the sad part was a lot of people on the left are like i can't wait to see andy. it's the same ending. >> david you're kind of an actor. >> i am kind of but i wouldn't have been good here because i'm not an over-actor. >> [laughter] >> that shirt. it was actually the theatre production company was the committee to re-elect donald

trump. it's a conspiracy. >> what are they doing? we're tired of it. >> [applause] >> at the risk of insulting our good friend dan whose, how many movies have you done? >> it's hard to keep track. over 100. >> [laughter] it seems to me that a lot of people in hollywood are needy because they do have the money and fame but they still have to do this. it's not enough. you have to agree with them so if you don't agree with them the audience doesn't agree with their belief. othey don't like their audienc. >> this is a new trend where they insult the audience. i don't think that's good. i don't think that's our job, you know? >> do you know what's bad about that just thinking about it? this is the only thing bad about a live performance when you sea-tak fors, the makeup artists aren't there. i had no idea everyone was bald and grey hair and you see them in a movie and it's like that

guy is still alive? like kevin kline, this was crazy the one guy had like one hera cross his head and it's like somebody cut that. >> i'm not a movie star but people see me on the street and they're like you look "differen" that's not nice. >> they're trying to be nice but they don't know what to say. >> we've got to move on coming up just how good an actor is jussie smollett? not very, coming up. >> [applause] of an actor is jussie smollett? not very. not very. coming all money managers might seem the same, but some give their clients cookie cutter portfolios.

fisher investments tailors portfolios to your goals and needs. some only call when they have something to sell. fisher calls regularly so you stay informed. and while some advisors are happy to earn commissions whether you do well or not. fisher investments fees are structured so we do better when you do better. maybe that's why most of our clients come from other money managers. fisher investments. clearly better money management. bar-r-b! barb! i can taste my beer. samuel adams sam '76 -- finally a refreshing lager that you can taste.

i felt withdrawn, alone...mile, you become closed off.

having to live with bad teeth for so long was extremely depressing. now, i know how happy i am. there was all the feeling good about myself that i missed. i wish that i had gone to aspen dental on day one and not waited three years. at aspen dental, we're all about yes. like yes to flexible hours and payment options. yes to free exams and x-rays for new patients without insurance. and yes, whenever you're ready to get started, we are too. call now at 1-800-aspendental.

>> there's no escape from the video tape. chicago police have released 70 hours of video in the jussie smollett investigation, body cam show police responding to the initial callo at his place, stil wearing the rope he claimed two guys put on him while they were saying this is it in chicago. they also released video of the brothers wearing hazmat suits the night of the alleged attack.

this is my favorite part. police also searched his computer and found that he googledpu himself at least 50 times after the story made headlines. it's especially for a big store, i google myself all the time. youu know, the dropdown menu i look at the box to see what people want to know about me, so i'll type in my name and i'll go like is greg gutfeld really six foot four or is greg gutfeld amazingly fit for his age? is greg gutfeld living with lou dobbs? is greg gutfeld living apart from lou dobbs? greg gutfeld is not hotter than lou dobbs.

all right, tyrus. the googling part that means he's guilty. >> that means he really loves himself and that's a good thing. >> you don't think kat doesn't google himself? >> he was looking for happiness look this is a historic moment and this is a moment where i will share with white america, this has never happened before in the history of this country, where ape brother has asked the police to turn the camera off. its never happened. >> [laughter] >> never happened before. that was, i was like, i never in my life was like if you mind turning that camera off. >> [laughter] >> no, it's like sir, please don't pay attention to the four cameras behind me so that was a first that ever happened and that quite possibly was the safest lynch rope i'd ever seen in my entire life. like that was when i think this is big giant thing, it was

almost fashionable. >> [laughter] >> and you shouldn't make jokes about things like that but at this point with him, it's all we can do is make jokes and the second part is on behalf of brothers everywhere, my bad, you all. this can't get any worse. >> what about you, kat? isis his career finished? >> yeah. i do google myself, tyrus and it makes me sad those the kat timpf 's sister and then that's great. i look someone has to defend this guy. this doesn't prove anything, maybe it happened. maybe he asked them to turn the cameras off because he didn't like what he was wearing that day. a no, obviously this is ridiculous when they, i love that they ask, he asked to turn the cameras off and yet they still actually treated it like this was absolutely serious. everyone was shocked that it turned out to be a hoax. >> yes. >> i also thought it was weird

everyone was shocked when he likeoa saved the sandwich. >> yes. >> like i've never been attacked yet, which is great. >> good for you. >> ch but if i were and i had a sandwich i would not be as focused on the sandwich. i feel like he could probably afford a replacement sandwich. >> yes. >> so? >> yeah, you're right. there was a lot of holes in this story, dan. who the hell leaves the rope on? >> [laughter] >> yeah. >> that would be my first move. oh, i'm leaving this on. >> [applause] >> you're in trouble. >> he wanted to leave it on while he ate his sandwich. >> he was going to floss his teeth with it? but the most troubling thing about this is, you know, to fake this when all, you know we're trying to be better and i think i believe in our lifetime i believe racism, once we're all gone, our kids, i have kids, 20- year-old kids they're not

racist, but i think that all those people who suffered before this for real and a guy over the money forr a tv show, you know, it's vomitous. >> people were really lynched. >> in certain areas of the country. >> but like as an actor, i apologized. >> [laughter] there you go. dave would you like to apologize for anything? >> no, i mean i'm totally innocent, for once. i've had no involvement in this thing. i don't google myself. >> no? >> i'm a little more old school i go to the library and look at the microfiche. >> [laughter] >> i hated microfiche. i don't really know what that is >> [laughter] >> do you know what? this is going to be a great

movie and i think clint eastwood should direct it the way he did 1517 to paris where he used the real heros played themselves right? jussie plays himself, and it could be amazing. clint eastwood could pull this off and jussie would say yes. still ahead do you regret your college major? you're not alone. coming up we talk about that. >> [applause] plaintiff

glucerna. everyday progress i was told to begin my aspirin regimen, blem. and i just didn't listen. until i almost lost my life. my doctors again ordered me to take aspirin, and i do. be sure to talk to your doctor before you begin an aspirin regimen. listen to the doctor. take it seriously. is this ride safe? i assembled it myself last night. i think i did an ok job. just ok? what if something bad happens? we just move to the next town. just ok is not ok. especially when it comes to your network. at&t is america's best wireless network according to america's biggest test. plus buy one of our most popular smartphones and get one free. more for your thing. that's our thing.

>> talk about a major regret. >> [laughter] >> it's true a new survey says most people regret their college majors that was a really dumb intro. i wrote it. biggest regret obviously taking on student debt the second biggest regreteo the courses tht you specialized in. the most regretted major, humanities. turns out it doesn't pay very well. but computer science does. maybe that's why it's believed to regret it. what do i regret about college? not a damn thing but my roommate , hurricane steve, boy r uld he put that beer away. >> [laughter]

[laughter] >> i don't condone that. getting your pets drunk i don't think that's right. kat, youou went to hillfield college. >> yes, i did. >> what did you major in? >> english. >> do you regret it >> no. >> why? >> i have a job. >> and you speak english. >> i speak it. >> isn't it kind of unfair we are expected to have deep pockets for people who make bad decisions? >> it's p so, so unfair. i don't understand the whole cancel student debt thing. i didn't know you could just do that. if you didn't line something just declare it canceled? like too much work to do. well do you know what? cancel that. like oh, i'm getting a little overweight i'm going to cancel my beer gut. no bernie should not even be allowed to say he's canceling student debt because that's inaccurate. what he's doing is forcing other people to pay for it and that's not fair. >> right. >> i don't care if you regret

your major or not. spending money on something and then regretting it happens to all of us. >> i know. >> you still have to pay for it you didn't need those 17 tacos at 4:00 a.m. but you don't get them for free. >> [laughter] >> yeah, i should have only had 15, kat. it's true though, and it's the same amount of money of a car loan andnd you don't get, people with car loans don't get any sympathy. no, right. i was listening but kat, i had a wife cancel a marriage once. >> [laughter] >> that you can do. i heard you can do that. >> and it's alimony but look, my son said to me, i've got two kids and dad, i'm thinking of becoming a plumber and i jumped out of my seat and i said this might be the best idea you've ever had, buster.

and -- the toilet's backed up. but we need plumbers and you know you just learn that. >> it's true i won't even make a crack about that. >> it's killing him. >> he did it anyway. >> i know. >> [applause] >> it's okay to clap, tyrus. >> to your point, you need to reinvest in the trade tools and give people opportunities to earn money, but here is the thing about it. i don't really have a dog in this fight because i was a scholarship athlete, but i do agree if you were going to attack anything maybe you could attack the lending that put the huge interest rate to young kids maybe take a step to deal with that but as far as if you take a loan to get a higher education and you don't get it that's on you. i don't think that's not the american way to get something and not earn it or be responsible for it because where do you draw the line at? oh, i was angry when i go there so i'm not angry any more.

so there's a line there and i think that it's a bad precedent especially to our younger generation don't worry you can do whatever you want. d >> but bernie said are you truly free if you're saddled with these tens of thousands of debt? are you truly free if you agreed into a contract where you borrow money and then you have to pay it back and then you're expected to pay it back? yeah, you are? you p are free? >> did you go to college? >> i did i went to an online university. our school rival was [indiscernible]. >> [laughter] >> so, you know. >> glad you got that. >> [laughter] >> actually, i majored in philosophy, and every day i was asking myself why am i here? >> [laughter] >> that's such a good joke. i'm wondering is that a classic? that is fantastic. >> it's a david angelo original >> i sound like i'm from 1930. >> you are. >> what i don't understand

about college is how do you get a humanity degree? aren't you just born with that? >> yeah exactly. i've got an inhumanities degree. i don't know what that means. >> [applause] ♪ ♪ has been excellent. they really appreciate the military family and it really shows. with all that usaa offers why go with anybody else? we know their rates are good, we know that they're always going to take care of us. it was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. it was funny because when we would call another insurance company, hey would say "oh we can't beat usaa" we're the webber family. we're the tenney's we're the hayles, and we're usaa members for life. ♪ get your usaa auto insurance quote today.

for making bucket lists bookers know summer is for booking it like booking a beachside resort, and ordering two more tacos than you need to. check. showing the deep end who's boss! check. starting a scooter gang with the fam. check. "awesome" bookers know summer won't last forever. "you're gonna thank me" so be a booker at booking.com. the world's number one choice for booking accomodations.

control your blood sugar around the clock. and with a $0 copay, ♪ let's groove tonight. that's something to groove about. toujeo is used to control high blood sugar in adults with diabetes. it contains 3 times as much insulin in 1 milliliter as standard insulin. don't use toujeo to treat diabetic ketoacidosis, during episodes of low blood sugar, or if you're allergic to insulin. get medical help right away if you have a serious allergic reaction

such as body rash, or trouble breathing. don't reuse needles, or share insulin pens. the most common side effect is low blood sugar, which can be life-threatening. it may cause shaking, sweating, fast heartbeat, and blurred vision. check your blood sugar levels daily. injection site reactions may occur. don't change your dose without talking to your doctor. tell your doctor about all medicines and medical conditions. check insulin label each time you inject. taking tzds with insulins may cause heart failure that can lead to death. toujeo, ask your doctor. ♪ let's groove tonight. yeah i'm excited. finally earned enough rewards points. so jealous. yeah i can't wait to get that shave-ice! what's shave-ice? it's like a hawaiian snow-cone. why not just say snow-cone? i don't know, they call it shave-ice. you fly to hawaii for this? i don't go there for the ice. you saved up your rewards points for ice? ...that's a lot of ice. go rewards® credit card from navy federal credit union...

our members are the mission. >> listen, thank you, i'm creating entertainment with a new charity called a channel of peace. excuse me, people could go there i'm so nervous i never talked about it before. and they should learn about our next movie that's going to be a follow-up to getting grace. >> excellent. welly. con. tyrus? >> and enough said, got all kinds of cool guests coming on there and i officially take out a new role as a canine companions where i'm going into a facility and meeting the

recipients of the veterans who get their new dogs. >> yeah! allpi right! thank you, our studio audience i'm greg gutfeld and i love you. >> [applause] >> president trump takes steps and makes history becoming the first u.s. president to set foot in north korea meeting face to face with kim jong-un since the first time in the summit in hanoi earlier this year. good evening i'm john scott and this is the fox report. the two leaders shook hands at the heavily fortified demilitarized zone between north and south korea just a day after president trump tweeted an offer to meet kim, following the close of the g20 summit. the two spoke privately for nearly an hour, before agreeing to resume stalled nuclear talk. president trump expressed his gratitude to the north korean leader calling seemingly impromptu meeting a great honor. president trump: this was a ec