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rigged and fake. we have the flight director from apollo 11 and apollo 13. john f. kennedy is seen through the eyes of his niece, remembering something that was very special. see you tomorrow. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am along with emily, juan, lisa, and greg gutfeld. it is 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five" ." the 2020 democratic primary turning into an absolute circus. and cnn is being brutally mocked for making it even worse. cnn losing even more credibility and turning it into a game show network by revealing the upcoming debate lineups like this. >> we want to randomly draw candidates. >> i'm going to take them and mix them up so that we can then
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draw from a candidate box. >> another shuffle. mix them up. >> i'm going to give these a good mix. i'm going to give them a good shuffle. >> placed them into the debates box. >> we have multiple camera views. >> you can watch the camera above me overhead. >> i will not look into the box, but you can with the overhead camera. [laughter] >> jesse: tough to watch. because there are so many candidates it is broken into two nights. facing off on night one, bernie sanders and elizabeth warren, battling to see who is the biggest socialist. and greg and i are particularly happy about this. marion williamson will join them on stage to spread the love. and the second night features a rematch between joe biden and kamala harris. we will see if sleepy joe will actually fight back this time. greg, i have not seen it because i do not watch cnn until then, i think they made it less interesting.
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>> greg: it is amazing. the serious music made it funnier. cnn is the carnival news network. they already have the clowns, now they have the attraction. they need to add a dunk tank, pie eating contest, a ring toss where john lennon can toss rings on chris comeau's head. i feel like i'm being too mean or not mean enough. cnn is the network without right. because close friends tell you when you are making a fool out of yourself. hey, that is an obvious toupee, chris, you are not funny. people will tell you that you have wised it down or you need mouthwash, but nobody is telling cnn that they look like idiots when they do this stuff. >> jesse: msnbc should be like hey, guys, you have some chatter. >> greg: knock on the door. >> jesse: lisa, what was that strategy? just trying to grab ratings or show transparency? >> lisa: probably a little bit of both, but probably ratings, and the special was called the
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draw. i read "the washington post" write up about it that an eight person panel was analyzing every move throughout the hour. you had multiple people pulling the cards and figuring out which candidate would be on what night, so absolutely ridiculous. but what i am interested in looking at for the debate is how badly diminished biden and ernie are by who they are on the stage with. because kamala harris did some major damage to joe biden. and then if you have bernie on the stage with elizabeth warren, somebody who has the exact same policy decisions but his younger and more interesting, you can see how that could hurt them significantly. >> jesse: there was a racial angle to the whole mess and one of the cnn analyst commented on it. let's watch it and juan can respond. >> it is worth noting that in the most diverse field that the democratic party has ever had, all of the first nights are white candidates, and the
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diversity is in the second nigh night. and race has been a front and center issue in america this week. it has been in the campaign. it is an issue that is coursing through this democratic primary. >> jesse: what do you think about that, juan? >> lisa: does that mean cnn is racist? >> juan: you guys see race and everything. [group reaction] >> jesse: somebody quote that, click that right there. >> juan: all that cnn did, that you have rightly mock them for, it was a transparent operation. you can see what was going on, there was no bias. what kind of criticism or critique is that of the own network? to me it was obvious that the real news here is as lisa was saying, you are going to have kamala harris once again up against joe biden. so it will be the redo in
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detroit. and you will want to know what happens. he was not prepared last time, let's see if he is this time. he will also have cory booker on that basis, and he has been far more critical of joe biden for saying, not about busting, but for saying that he can cross the partisan line, and prove that he can do business with segregation in the past. guess what cory booker did not benefit when kamala harris went up in the poll? so now he sees this as his opportunity that it will be like a movement around joe biden. by the way, the polls came out today, and again, biden is up. close to 9 on everybody. >> greg: but mary is coming on strong. >> jesse: i'm glad that you brought up the polls that just came on, because trump is up 38 percent in the news poll, i just wanted to mention that. but moving on, emily, what do you think of the spectacle? >> emily: i did in my head winners and losers, and the only
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winner that i saw it was kamala harris, cnn is a total loser by that debacle, you said that they are being rightly moc mock. bernie sanders and elizabeth lost the opportunity for them to challenge biden. and then biden, i put them in the loser category, because he is going against kamala harris and also cory booker. he will be looking at double pass based on the racial record, it would not move a synonym for him to defend his record by not going there. it will be death by 1,000 times. what he should do is i am not here to litigate the past, i'm on the stage to talk about now, starting the man in the oval office. that is a better strategy, for him versus kamala harris, it is either early '70s or 1976 when the raiders came back and beat them. >> jesse: sports analogy, , and is not even here. >> juan: the first night is really interesting to me. >> greg: because of marianne!
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she is in front, juan, she jumped in front of cory, kiersten, and some of the ells. in new hampshire. i'm telling you, she is the trump, juan. we should put a bet on it right now. >> juan: you think she will be president of the united states? >> greg: she is a wild card. i'm counting on her getting the nomination. >> juan: you will rack your voting -- >> greg: i was wrong on trump for a year and a half. it will hit me hard, juan. >> juan: i am interested in bernie sanders versus elizabeth warren. >> jesse: do you think that they will clash? >> juan: i think it is a little bit of a rerun, but warren has new ideas, but it is the same music. and the question is, is there more benefit going after each other or teaming up and saying bad joe biden, he is a problem and the old stuff and we are the
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new -- >> or focus on trump the whole time? >> juan: the other lane here is clo bashar and bennett. >> jesse: there is a lien they are? >> greg: it is a 12 items or less lane. >> juan: and is pete buttigieg show that he belongs? >> jesse: he has raised a lot of money. >> greg: forget the candidates. >> jesse: i feel like they have an identity crisis. are they the serious news network, or are they the network on new years and everybody gets drunk, who are they? >> greg: it is an interesting thing that has happened to them, because they refused to label whether they are news or commentary. everybody knows that we have opinions and we are not reporters, you know, at least we are spouting off opinions. when you turn on cnn, you have no idea what you will get, you have a guy reporting something and then his opinion in the same breath and then get it wrong or right, but you cannot tell, it is dishonest, and i think that they are in a identity crisis,
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because they used to be something. >> jesse: you have done lenin throwing drink after drink back on new year's and now he is the debate monitor. >> don't blame him for drinking. >> lisa: msnbc used rachel maddow, and now you have don lemon who is essentially an opinion host as you pointed out being used in cnn, can you imagine if fox did something similar? >> juan: we did. >> jesse: who do we have? >> juan: i'm not getting into it, i just think we should be careful. >> greg: [laughs] >> jesse: socialist bernie sanders being called a hypocrite by his own campaign. wait until you hear these details next. ♪ prevagen is the number one pharmacist recommended memory support brand. you can find it in the vitamin aisle in stores everywhere. prevagen. healthier brain. better life.
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♪ >> juan: bernie sanders repeatedly pledging total raised the minimum wage for workers. to speak of the working class of this country is sick and tired of working longer hours for lower wages. >> we have to raise the minimum wage to living wage! we should raise the minimum wage to a living wage! spewing but sanders is not spreading the wealth. unionized workers on his own campaign reportedly using his rhetoric to demand a pay raise for themselves. they say they are making "poverty wages." and when you do the math it turns out they are earning $13 an hour. so emily, is this something that is hypocritical on the part of sanders? or may be more generously that
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he thinks we need big changes on health care so that a small business can more easily handle a $15 minimum wage? >> emily: there is a strong argument and many have called us hypocritical. i think that it is untenable for campaign workers to be paid that kind of $15 an hour given the huge amount of hours that they put into it. and a lot do it for the experience because they are committed to the cause and are putting it on their resumes, where how do you qualify that compensation that we have seen in a lot of different industries as well. it does him a disservice financially on cost-benefit analysis, because other campaigns are not doing the sam same. it is so ideologically committed that it would probably do him a good service if he does commit to it in the long run. >> juan: you say other campaigns are not doing it, so you think that -- >> emily: they are not spending that amount of money. they have tons of workers i guess that in the beginning that are there for the experience. >> juan: it is not really a
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job, campaign worker? >> emily: it depends on how you classify it. we saw with the labor law, you classify it as an independent contractor, employee, intern, a volunteer, et cetera, that qualifies your compensation. >> juan: that was interesting, i did not know that. >> greg: it is not really a job. [laughs] 's bill and i was going to ask you if you thought $15 was enough or how much would you pay people? >> greg: just by existing he is a hypocrite, a socialist millionaire with three homes, wealth is good for him and not for others. i think it is important that he applies the damaging policies that he wants to do to america onto his staff. i think he has to do that. but why won't he? because he knows when you raise the wages, to your question, you have to reduce the number of jobs, because the pie does not grow. then you have four slices of pie instead of six. the purpose of the minimum wage
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is that it is the first rung on the employment ladder, to have a lower minimum wage means you have more first wrongs with the intention you do not stay there and move on, the problem with the left, he sees the first one is the last, because we are not economically competent. if you raise the wages, you remove the wrongs, and that is bad for the country, minorities, women, people get on that ladder early and faster the better it is for everybody. if it is $10 an hour, you're only going to be there for three months, four months. to speed on what do you think? >> greg: i don't remember my answer. i don't member the question and i don't remember how you can serve. >> juan: is $15 too much? >> greg: i think they should get $150 an hour. right? or maybe $1500 an hour, who is to say? >> jesse: juan, you have raised more than anybody since
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january 1st, $36 million raised in the first six months. so he can afford 15, he can afford 20, he can afford 25. it is how much you want to pay these people and still have money in the back to win the nomination. it's not like we are going to pick a number, juan. the guy that is running the campaign should decide. >> juan: but in how the house, the congress, $15 would -- >> jesse: i worked for a campaign and they paid me less than minimum wage and no health insurance. >> greg: what campaign? >> juan: it was juan for president. >> jesse: and my parents made me ask for back pay and he looked like get the hill out of here. it was the pataki reelection campaign and i was with dori irizarry. she was the attorney general running against ellie spitzer. >> greg: you were on the right side then. >> jesse: sure, we lost by 30.
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[laughter] 's before i've worked on multiple campaigns, if you are an intern or you are canvassing, you do not deserve to get $15 pr hour. and the problem is that in the letter the staffer said, we cannot build the largest grassroots organization if we are being paid poverty level, but it is counterintuitive, because it cannot build the largest grassroots campaign that you want to build if you are paying people that much or entry level positions who do not deserve $15 an hour for handing out flyers. that is ridiculous. it is counterintuitive. that's what greg is saying. if you are asking to get paid that much for these low-level positions, you're going to have to make tough choices for the campaign and not be able to run as strong of an campaign as you want to run. >> juan: you are a campaign consultant and two that should go to the campaign consultant, is that what you're saying? >> lisa: that would be nice if i was still doing that. you cannot run the campaign that
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you want and look at the number of volunteers and pay those people $15 per hour. >> juan: one last question for you, my friend. >> lisa: did i say that enough? >> juan: is it hypocritical on bernie sanders part more so than trump hiring an illegal immigrant? >> jesse: you are not allowed to ask that. >> juan: that's right, no question here on "the five." up next america celebrating the 50th anniversary of the moon landing. i love it. but some of the media are criticizing how america got there. that is next on "the five." ♪ my experience with usaa
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space race. patting the soviets on the back by beating the u.s. for sending the first man, first woman, first asian man into orbit. also tweeting in the culture that put man on the moon was intense for fun, family unfriendly and mostly white and male. you look at the 50th anniversary of landing on the moon, it is the epitome of american greatness. so why use this moment to denigrate it to racist and sexist and sexism? >> juan: i think it is inappropriate to some regards, because of the twitter comments, i don't think that these were large enough, so i would say if this is really about saying oh, "the new york times," "washington post" -- >> lisa: "new york times" is an article. >> greg: they tweeted out the articles. but they were real. like the moon landing. >> juan: i don't have trouble with the moon landing, like i said. i think it is possible to say
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this was a great moment for our country one that we can be proud and say, yes, guess what, these were all white men overwhelmingly. and mostly german and women participate for the largest part, they have a movie "hidden figures" about some black women who had some mathematical contributions. >> greg: a totalitarian regime killing tens of millions of people, but first woman in space, we will forget about everything. you guys are morally superior even though you starved how many? 40 million, 50 million people, but you got a woman into space before we did, everything is cool. remember the guy who landed a spacecraft last time on a comment, and it was amazing. the first guy to land a spacecraft on a comet, we did it a few years ago -- >> emily: the little prince? a >> greg: he was shamed and humiliated because of the shirt he wore.
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>> greg: the guy had pictures of women on his shirt. and he got shamed and humiliated and broke down in tears. he was like a hero, but because he wore the wrong shirt, they him to shreds because he was not woke enough. we are in a place where everything is racist, so nothing can really be racist, so the greatest technical achievement is now white privilege. you can reduce anything from d-day, solving poverty, to increasing food, to making the automobile, this is so silly and bad. and a reelects trump, he rode in on destroying this thinking. >> jesse: i bet she went into space because she was starving. she could not eat in russia. we don't remember. did you do a monologue yet, gre greg. you were in a monologue. >> greg: we can tweet the story to everybody here. tweet it to them. >> jesse: won "the washington post" in
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"the new york times" have gone crazy. they have literally gone off the deep end and they are nuts. number two, they are purposely ignoring real stories like investigating the thousands of democrats who are running for president or the connections between epstein and bill clinton. or i don't know, omar allegedly marrying her brother. it will take some guts and shoe leather and might hurt democrats, so they do this silly stuff. or they are just trolling us. this is so bad it is an onion article that will go viral come because all of the conservatives are like what the -- and the people at msnbc are like, let's do a segment about this. that's what they are trying to do. >> emily: i grew up with that photo on my wall and i wanted to be an astronaut and i wanted to be a fighter pilot. and i went to aviation challenge. i did all of that stuff. >> greg: you are not good enough, were you? you are too short? look at you. where are you? >> emily: that's in alabama. my point is this i'm the bottom
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next to the triangle. anyways, i never for one second thought that there was not an opportunity for me because i was a woman. i never felt that there was not that dream that i could realize. >> greg: you were too short. the world is again short people. this is true, the world is discriminatory towards -- studies show that taller people are more successful in life than short people. we are the victims. >> emily: we are the exceptions to the rule then. going back to the wokeness, it was not. up to me it was all magical and inspirational and i never for one second it felt left out or that i would not have an equal shot because of my gender. >> jesse: we would not send you into space, we would not want you to represent us. the aliens -- >> greg: they will think that humans are small and come to invade us. where is the space? >> juan: do you have an advantage in being shorter?
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because they prefer fighter pilots who are small. >> emily: at that time in the '90s -- >> greg: i am glad that i am short, i am afraid of heights. >> jesse: also asked her night ice cream. >> greg: they sell it at the fairgrounds. >> jesse: they will send you emails. >> lisa: emily mentioned that she never felt as a woman that you could not follow that dream, but there are thousands of women behind the scenes that led to the launch and they were behind this operation including programming positions and things like that. >> greg: you are saying about a soundstage? >> lisa: but playing the role that they played? >> juan: i love the pictures, because what emily is saying, these people are thrilled. but the pictures are all -- >> greg: fake. >> juan: they are not fake. >> lisa: we are going to end there. okay, coming up, what the heck
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♪ >> emily: welcome back, time for the fastest seven, look at this well-dressed guy avoiding getting issues wet. a piggyback ride from a woman during a torrential downpour. jesse, is that you? [laughter] >> jesse: it does look like me from behind. that is toxic masculinity. that's what that is. men do not want to get their shoes wet, they use women as a horse. >> greg: if this bothers you, you are sexist. all women should be strong enough to carry a man and preserve their shoes. if you believe this is bad, you think women are inferior. >> jesse: the shoes for the
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women cost more. >> greg: that is sexist. the whole thing is sexist. i don't think this is real, by the way. >> emily: some men by were very expensive shoes. >> greg: did we do a deep dive? is this real? >> lisa: did he ask her for a piggyback ride? >> greg: it is a scene from some foreign film. >> juan: is that his wife? because he asked her for help and she does it. >> jesse: maybe he is injured. >> emily: i think it is really cool if you were dressed casually and your partner was like, totally, i got you. >> greg: emily, when you do this segment, did you look and ask for proof, or did you decide to run this on the show? >> lisa: greg. let's go to the second one. >> juan: what if he works for him? >> greg: like a secretary?
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>> juan: what a wife do that? >> jesse: definitely not. girlfriend may be. >> emily: two new movie trailers, first "cats," the broadway musical coming to the big screen and people are freaking out about the creepy trailer. watch. ♪ ♪ it sold easy to leave me ♪ all alone with the memory ♪ of my face in the sun >> emily: i said allegedly because i got tears in my eyes, i got chills. i will be there, for performing artist, that is incredible. and francesca howard -- >> greg: can we read the rest of this, please? >> emily: i loved it, but i guess you don't. >> jesse: that was a bad acid trip. >> lisa: you know about that? [laughs]
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>> greg: i have it on good faith that that is the innermost circle of hell. >> juan: really? i thought it was a little bit disconcerting, because it looked like animals, they enter more fake cats, but on the other hand, the art looks terrific. the dancing in the singing. >> emily: incredible. also tom cruise still has a need for speed, maverick is back in a highly anticipated sequel to "top gun." ♪ i mean, nailed it. that i also got chills on. comes out 2020, jennifer conley is an interesting decision, but i am interested to see it. >> jesse: from the original cast playing one of the commanders at the school, going
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to make so much money. every red blooded american age 15-80 -- >> greg: this is not a guy movie. it is a movie for women. >> jesse: you think it is a movie for women? >> greg: look at emily, she can barely control herself. >> emily: not for the reasons that you are saying, because it is awesome. >> greg: at the title is problematic, top is for good gone is a tool of violent oppression. they should've combined the two movies "cats flying planes." >> lisa: i think you are on something. >> greg: i am on something. >> juan: you know that film is a tremendous success in this regard. i don't know how it did with women. but i must say that it was a great recruiting tool for the u.s. military. everybody wanted to be tom cruise. >> emily: i did. >> greg: [laughs]
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>> jesse: everybody bought the aviators. >> lisa: there such a built in audience that it should be flames up. i also like it when you do a sequel movie long after the original one. >> greg: there is an original movie? >> lisa: no, there is not. >> jesse: it is "the lying king." >> emily: a perfect instagram picture, not because they are near the beautiful blue water, because it is full of toxic chemicals, people are getting sick and it has gotten so bad that government officials are being ordered to tell people to stay away. this is the darwin awards, i hope that they die from this stupid stuff. a >> greg: wow, i hope that they get incredible superpowers like the hulk. they go in and they are ten times stronger. i used instagram to make it look like i am out of town when i tell people i have other commitments. like juan, we want you to speak at this important charity, you just have to have a picture ready eat that you will be at the lake and then impose that
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and people believe you. >> lisa: meanwhile you are on your couch. a >> greg: eating kentucky fried chicken like i do. >> juan: this is not only spain, i saw an article that says that they are doing the same thing in russia. >> greg: that is the russian lake. >> juan: it is just like people hanging off of trains or skyscrapers, i think this is how you get distorted reality. people do not live in the moment. they try to create the moment and it is so fake. >> jesse: there is an app for that where you can go on and make the lake look blue. and when these people come out, they are going to look like -- >> lisa: you will need the airbrush. i am with emily, if you hurt yourself trying to do this, you kind of deserve it. >> greg: cold people. they are just having fun. >> emily: i was in africa in tanzania and there were tourists that were by the hippopotamuses because they are so dangerous and they were taking selfies right next to the water and they
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sneak up on you. it is super dangerous. >> jesse: you know what else is dangerous and the lakes? the gators. >> emily: i had to google if that was real. >> greg: it will be real. people start raising them. you can raise them. >> juan: it was a fake ad. >> jesse: about drugs. >> juan: no flushing your drugs. >> emily: you guys, don't go anywhere. fan mail friday is up next. ♪ that i won the "best of" i casweepstakes it. and i get to be in this geico commercial? let's do the eyebrows first, just tease it a little. slather it all over, don't hold back. well, the squirrels followed me all the way out to california!
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>> greg: the original "king kong" theme. fan mail friday, this is good, have you ever lied or smudged to the truth to get a job? i am thinking jesse did. >> jesse: why do you think i am at "the five" ." [laughter] >> greg: what did you tell fox? >> jesse: it is what i did not tell fox. i don't know if i lied. i did not have a lot of jobs. this is my second job ever. a >> greg: amazing. >> emily: absolutely not, that is the one thing verifiable. if you did this and you fail at
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it, of course not. >> greg: juan. >> juan: deadline, editors will say and book publishers can say can you get this done by six months and i will say, yeah, sure. [laughter] >> jesse: juan cannot even make it to the show on time. [laughter] >> juan: the time frame is crazy. but you say yes. >> lisa: never a lie, because it is verifiable, but if you are asked what your worst and best characteristics are coming to put a light touch on it, little airbrush. >> greg: i lied about being a people person. also about catching a brad, i was applying for a job to be a rat catcher. i do not get the job. i had to go down a manhole and set traps. not a manhole, a person hole.
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what was your latest blunder in life? >> emily: on air yesterday when i said vacuous. >> greg: i corrected you, because you said it before. >> lisa: correct me if i am wrong. >> greg: that is for the record, juan. >> juan: i was trying to be nice to you. >> emily: don't be nice. >> jesse: i know what it is, the tie that you were wearing. we made him change his tie. [laughter] >> juan: my pal said that red did not go with my friday purple jacket. but what happened to me yesterday, somebody promise me some tickets to a concert, right? and i said, great, let me know. i never heard, and i figured it must be sold out, then yesterday, how come you did not respond to our email, he sent it on a sunday night.
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i get to manning, so it was like oh, my god, i wasted these tickets. >> greg: wow. how much were they? >> juan: they were from the artist. >> lisa: the greatest blunder -- >> greg: latest? >> lisa: messing up words, things like that, one time i tried to say authentic and then authenticity and i merge this weird word on "the story" and everybody was helping me out. jessica tarlov was like it is friday. authenticity. my parents were there. >> greg: i just did that earlier. >> jesse: your sister is back there, probably making you nervous. a >> greg: yes, definitely. that is my sister? jesse. >> jesse: my philosophy is i don't make blunders, everything happens for a reason. >> greg: and you don't have to apologize. >> jesse: that's right. it shows weakness. >> greg: eating, my blunder is i can't seem to find the right
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diet. >> jesse: you look great, is that what you are fishing for? you look very skinny. >> juan: marvelous. >> greg: what is the first question you would ask after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years? >> lisa: what day is it? >> emily: you probably forget after 100 years. >> greg: it is tuesday, who cares? >> jesse: i would ask for a beer. >> juan: are you thirsty? >> jesse: may be a scotch. >> greg: juan? >> juan: is trump still president? [laughter] >> greg: it will be donald jr., junior, junior, jr. >> juan: what is the market doing? is it fine? >> lisa: would you go back to sleep if the answer was "yes." another hundred years.
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>> greg: i will be in the tube next to you. >> emily: i would say where is my family? to wake up alone and 100 years. >> lisa: they could be sleeping too. >> greg: what a bummer. they cryogenically for rosie her dog and your car. you see, it will be fun, it will be a big party. it's not going to happen, emily. the first thing i would say is why did you do this to me? you could've left me there. i don't need to wake up 100 years from now and have more worries and anxieties. i will be the caveman. >> lisa: you would wake up complaining. it would be the worst punishment to freeze you every 100 years. >> greg: yes, "one more thing" up next. ♪ by consolidating your credit card debt into one monthly payment.
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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing" greg. >> greg: let's hope that they are no blackouts, you have writer stephen miller, not the other stephen miller, you have saturday july 20th, 10:00 p.m., no blackouts, please. time for this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great i'm obsessed with this video. i've watched at 1,000 times. just watch this little sucker. that is a honey glider. watch him fly. and then land. look at that smile on his face. what did i say? oh, a honey glider and a sugar glider are the same thing. >> lisa: 1,001 now. >> greg: if anybody knows where i can get a hold of a sugar glider, emily thinks it is a legal, but she things a lot of things are a legal, bigot. [laughter] and that's why --
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♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> jesse: it is 2019. and sugar gliders can marry each other. check out this video out of brazil, allegedly there was a loud party across the they sky's house who could not get to sleep. so he sends up a drone and straps a roman candle to it and just starts shooting the party to disperse the loud participants. this was not real. it apparently was not real. apparently everybody was in on this. and that's what we call because i fake news. also "watters' world," because i something or other. we have anthony scaramucci, also known as the much, and wait until you see what aoc's
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opponent says about cortez. that happened, but it was not because there was a loud party. >> lisa: that is still dangerous. >> juan: all right, my spidey senses are tingling, folks, because of the video out of philadelphia, take a look. we don't know his name, but if you can see, this young man climbed down 15 stories, 200 feet down the side of a high-rise building to escape a fire, firefighters got a call from the 19 story apartment building, but as they arrived, this young man had already taken matters into his own hands. no fatalities from the fire that took an hour to put out. one thing for sure, this young man, the green shirt and blue jeans, my goodness, he deserves a superhero cape. can you imagine? >> greg: he left somebody up there. >> juan: i don't know about that. >> emily: check out this wild baseball pitch, try not to
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flinch. eric and kristin were recording their softball practice this week when the ball made an unexpected trip past home plate and he was throwing wild pitches and he said maybe i will be the one that got hit. >> jesse: that has to hurt. great detail. >> lisa: flight delays can be long and boring, but it's one airline took travelers woes away by a fun way to beat the weight and the boring this. you have southwest airlines, they did a hula-hoop contest, very fun. the people that were waiting to board the flight after it was delayed in los angeles at lax. and they set up a contest to win prizes including flight voucher vouchers. >> greg: if i am being delayed and then you hand me a hula-hoop, i think i would scream. i would be arrested. they would say your flight is delayed for three hours, here is a hula-hoop. i would literally be arrested. >> juan: they do not know you.
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if they knew you, they would not invite you. and lax. >> lisa: can you not say lax? >> jesse: that is it for us tonight. we will see you back on monday. have a great weekend. ♪ >> bret: this is fox news alert, i am bret baier. attention is growing by the minute in the persian gulf and the capitals of the u.s., great britain, and iran tonight. british government says iranian forces have seized two oil tankers passing through the straight of removed, iran is denying the claim that president trump at the pentagon and american warship removed one of the drones yesterday above the street. all of this comes as the u.s. sends hundreds more troops to the volatile region and is escorting american tankers through that region tonight. rich edson starts us off with the very latest from the state department, good evening. >>

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