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>> dana: conservatives also say, if we could just pay little tear america apart. the great pocahontas who is now attention attention to the urban and ease into quitting. chantix reduces the urge so when the day arrives, lying and cheating her way to areas, if you have both parties you'll be more ready to kiss cigarettes goodbye. the presidency if possible, she when you try to quit smoking, said she was indian and i said with or without chantix, working together, if you have you may have nicotine withdrawal symptoms. one party ruling either way it doesn't work. stop chantix and get help right away that i have a more indian blood than she does, and i have none, >> greg: it will be good if if you have changes in behavior or thinking, both parties ignored brian. i'm sorry. for the last 20 years, china has >> brian: yeah, i go for the taken hundreds and hundreds of independents, i go for them. aggression, hostility,seiz, billions of dollars out of our country, they would love to see new or worse heart or blood vessel problems, a couple things. a guy like sleepy joe biden who sleepwalking, has no clue what he's doing. emily, what you said is right, when the president goes ahead, they would say to sleepy joe, sir, just sign right there. look who's in charge. the president has to go to the next step. oh, okay. >> dana: the president not backing down in the battle over baltimore. here they are producing results. >> no one has paid a higher ben carson is doing a lot of price for the far left's great things, ben carson over the last three days will have destructive agenda than his finest week as hs hss secry americans living in our nation's inner cities, we spend billions

and billions and billions for years and years and years and secretary. its stolen money and its wasted let me in charge of baltimore, i see the potential in the urban money and it's a shame. the conditions in nancy pelosi's areas. once great city of san francisco are deplorable, they are deplorable. look at los angeles, with the tents and the horrible, horrible, disgusting conditions. look at san francisco. >> dana: all right, the >> dana: the president and his president, emily, seizing back focus on elizabeth warren, the the national conversation after democrats without the scandal of her heritage was behind her, he two long nights of democratic debate. was reminding everybody about >> emily: he did indeed, i it. think it was really wise that he ♪ >> greg: that his "free bird," >> emily: president obama taking shots from 2020 democrats he's always went to play the but he still has one loyal didn't name of them by their hits and it works. can i just say something a$ap rg defender. individual names. it removed the ball from their >> i was thrilled and i think, i court. it was also smart for him to continue this culture where he's get drunk thinking about '08. driving that wedge between urban you are not always going to haa and suburban voters. back to the united states. that's an interesting story we as the democrats right now are

should focus on. putting all their policies for thrilling, charismatic event how much money they are african-american person of going to put into continuing to either gender or any background he watched the video, called the to come out and say "i'm the solve or address these problems, head of sweden, the next thing he is highlighting all this candidate for president." you know he's heading home. money that's going to fix kim kardashian picked up the >> emily: members of anything, he should be careful phone and talk to him and here's administration going after democrats for attacking his not to alienate the suburban the thing about the president. legacy and embracing more voters that identify with the people to get to know him cities they live near. understand, and probably didn't left-wing policies. make it clear last night, people a lot to unpack there, dana, i >> dana: is interesting want to start with you because because of the president brings who didn't know him say for sure it up, the media will talk about we had on the debate stage both it. >> greg: of course, that's why there is nothing about him vice president biden as well as that's racist. they should be thanking him sometimes he can be racially because he is shining a light on former , a problem that's been around for insensitive as tim scott pointed decades. out. if you look at any devastated he's a person in trouble, he part of the obama administration, do you think city chances are you will see doesn't see a black person in the democrat machinery behind it's fair or do you think that it. trouble and that's what people the big loser from last night have to understand. somehow he should be off limits he went after elijah cummings was cnn because there was no because leisure chance. and they were -- you could tell because -- >> dana: fair is not up to me, how crestfallen be their prime fair will be up to the voters elijah cummings went after and it looks like people who worked for president obama or kevin. work for president clinton think that's what people have trouble this is a really bad strategy time lineup? what is don lemon going to understanding's. you don't hurt his feelings and when the dust settles this will look really bad, because report on? he might have to do the news. because he knows he's not a i think of a contrast is the whoever does because they're be racist. rally and the debate, so you're nominee will need >> capri: how i think president obama to help elizabeth warren will frame it, campaign. witnessing this positive energy he's afraid. i think president obama will every time you get a nickname understand that whoever is which was actually derived from from president trump it means you get some street credibility, running this time has to put some distance between the

real data. you're going to go out on you can't be happy if the president and looking forward. economy sucks so you are seeing fund-raiser on it. i think this also shows that this rally and everybody's having a good time, you look up if he's resurrecting pocahontas as his "free bird," it plays while president obama was in office, just like when at the stage and it's a doomsday george bush was in office, into elizabeth warren's hand. people of that party usually i suggest he lay off. cult. on one side you have happy feet, >> dana: do you want to make a on the other side you have reference for me go to break? will swallow some criticism, soylent green and one of them is >> emily: it was just like i they will be reticent to a delusion and the data backs up criticize and i think a lot of was at the concert the other progressives and democrats were one side, the other side, it's night, i agree, however, the disappointed with president obama because he our feeling, data verses are wasn't as progressive and didn't president's president of go as far as they wanted him to feeling. everyone and so it goes against >> dana: it wasn't just the the narrative that a lot of the go at the time so now that is debates, it carried into -- you all coming out and you're seeing had democratic leaning guests it live on the debate. left have clung to, that he's a writing articles or tweets or racist no matter what but this >> capri: brian, i want to go being on-air, saying -- he example will serve only to you because i'm curious about your thoughts as far as -- is it potentially to those on the about people being disappointed watched the debates and he felt fence or open to rational reaso because they expected something else from president obama or is like basically they were setting up president trump to win and reason. >> greg: i only hope that not doing a good enough job for brian kilmeade ever gets stuck it because the democratic party is so far to the left that in a foreign jail, themselves. saying the democrats put their president trump does not try to somehow barack obama is the most worst face forward, how do you think the debates went? intervene. moderate guy around? >> brian: i have to learn a >> >> capri: i know this is ains >> brian: the people who spoke lesson. to barack obama today and >> dana: brian, just don't go yesterday said he was exasperated not only because his overseas. a democrat it was incredibly eight years have been under frustrating, probably no scrutiny by his own party but he surprise to anyone around this coming up, watch this. said how for the party has moved

table that tuesday >> just thinking about what left. it's amazing when you see happened in '08. >> dana: the thrill is back. someone like rahm emanuel say "i ♪ cannot believe this is your don't miss your golden opportunity to choice to attack a guy with 97% approval within the democratic party." it's not to your advantage. if you want to criticize joe biden, simple. experience our most advanced safety technology you are in charge of the on our full line vehicles. $800 million stimulus package, where did the money go? that's the way you go at joe biden, you don't go at him by a popular president. bill clinton, remember how popular he was and what role he played in between terms for barack obama, his speech saved barack obama's reelection but now nobody wants bill clinton around, no one ever wanted jimmy carter around. >> emily: i think he would be a better democrat strategist and some of the democratic strategists we have right now. take a look at another msnbc host and what he's saying about democrats being too wonky, yet

another criticism, too wonky. speak of the democrats have become the party of nerds, that's what goes on there, the republicans are the party of strength and reprehensible many times but people follow strength and there is a nerdiness it's happened to the democratic party. your voice did it perfectly and -- that's it, we'd be a wimpy party and people don't follow wimps. >> capri: greg, do people follow wimps? we need to know. and our democrats wimpy? >> greg: apparently not. these obnoxious, come on. we have to talk about why this lurch is happening, it's driven not by the democratic party, by the media, and by the academia, every idea ten years ago that was seen as sensible is now judged by this extreme criteria that combines intersectionality

and identity politics so at this rate they will be tearing down statues of obama before they are even built. because that is where they are going. number one. number two, they are just provy going after obama that trump was right, these problems already existed before trump became president. immigration and health care, deficits and all this stuff was there and some of it for decades. maybe they are right to go after obama but the reason they are going after him is because they've moved -- i hate to say this, they've moved to the goalposts. and also "unpack." if you say unpack again, pack it up. >> capri: i have my suitcase there. emily, do you have a suitcase with you? >> emily: here are my thoughts, i think it's disingenuous for the internal candidates to be attacking the obama administration when all of them would kill to have an

endorsement. i also think it's intellectually unsophisticated the way it's been going on for those that danced around it. kirsten gillibrand going back to 1981, i think there are other ways both in the attack and the defense on joe biden's part for there to be an acknowledgment of the reality which is look, this isn't a savior but it's also not the antichrist. there is something in between and this is what the policy tried to do and this was my part in it and i also think that -- yeah, i will stop there. >> capri: we will quit while we are ahead but after the media went after the covington high school students, they kept fighting back. the high profile people they are now suing. stay right here. ♪ i mean, if you haven't thought about switching to geico, frankly, you're missing out. uh... the mobile app makes it easy to manage your policy, even way out here. your marshmallow's... get digital id cards,

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>> brian: two legal stories everyone is talking about, remember when the media went crazy over the covington high school kids? they keep fighting back in a big way, filing a new defamation lawsuit after 12 high profile people including elizabeth warren, and comedian kathy griffin called about a never apologized when the facts got in the way. they had that lawsuit thrown out, what does it mean for these new lawsuits? >> emily: the reason the first one was dismissed according to the judge, basically said, embarrassing is into defamatory and this is a group, not about you individually and also they are appealing. remember, they requested $250 million. in this case by contrast they've now sued specific people in the media and they say these are the ones that refused to issue apologies or corrections and in kentucky where this is filed it's more difficult to sue

institutions rather than people and they also say that these were the most high profile. the lawsuit focused on the frenzied mob in the media and the judge said that is irrelevant. here they are pointing specifically to the say these participants further at it, they are only requesting the cost of tuition at university of kentucky for each of them which is between $15,000.50000. i think what i saw on this, i am certainly not the lawyer at the table but what i saw was the most recent suit basically was dismissed because they said this was a first amendment issue and i think the question we need to ask ourselves is, is the first amendment being applied in an inequitable manor? and i think that's why this is gotten so much attention. i will admit i was one of the people who retweeted this immediately and i found out more

about it and immediately apologized via twitter. it's very easy to get fired up about things. about the law needs to follow the facts and not the bias. >> dana: emily, if you apologize, you are clear? is our court would look at that? >> emily: if you issue a correction and a retraction, ye yes. what about elizabeth warren, is that the same category? it would be. but they are arguing, defamation which means you don't have to prove special damages. but they are arguing is almost like an on its face lawsuit. because of the first amendment, it's protected in part more when you issue that retraction, mail call that close to the intent. >> greg: lawsuits may be the only correction against social media mockery because this is all new in the last five or six years. once there are foreseeable consequences people might

reconsider. i did the same thing, pause before you do something, think about it and that could change the landscape, we have to stop canceling people just because we are bored. a lot of these people get screwed, people are just bored sitting at home, it was media that drove the story, they fed the narrative to social media. >> brian: now for a sad story, the case against a new york city father whose 1-year-old twins died after he let them in a hot car is being put on hold. prosecutors will not pursue a grand jury indictment but the investigation is still ongoing, the dad says he thought he dropped the kids off at day care. but actually left them in the back of the car, worked an eight hour shift at the va. this is something where no matter how you look at it it is lose/lose. >> greg: we were talking about this yesterday, people who believe he should be charged sentence.

just to talk about how human behavior works, this is not an uncommon thing. you just don't realize you're doing it. i was thinking about this. an example that is much less devastating as you are washing your hands in the bathroom and the phone rings, it's a call you've been expecting, you run to get the phone and it's your wife at the train station, she needs to be picked up so you wipe your hands off on your jeans, get your keys and you go, get to the train station and you remember you didn't turn off the water. the human brain can only handle one thought at a time. and one another thought comes and it often knocks that thought out and it's gone and that's what happened here. something happened when he was driving, something hidden in the head and he just forgot the kids were there. this is a tragic, horrible thing but he should not be prosecuted. he is going to prosecute himself forever. >> brian: 's wife is standing by him. his kids are, too. >> dana: nothing the government and society could do to him to punish him more than he will punish himself. also there is another child,

they have an older child. they are going to need somebody there to help provide for them and if law enforcement decides there was no intent, that it was an accident, i don't think they should prosecute him. >> emily: this is something where it's clear from everything we know at this point that this was accidental, this was not intended and there is no way that this individual is going to be able to get past this in his own head and the guilt he will feel is so insurmountable, it's heartbreaking. >> brian: 818 children have died from this type of heat stroke. >> emily: i want to point out a legal clarification, no one intends for their child to die but if you purposely leave them in there for example, we've seen two-thirds of those cases, they face criminal prosecution. but only 43% of those who truly

forget face charges, meaning that we are echoing what you guys are saying, there is a discussion we've faced in that system because the justice, how justice would be served is not in prosecuting someone who forgets, albeit tragic. >> brian: one thing i thought of, to go weeks ago, every time i once closed the door, check the back seat. they all said it, and other tape you can give her solve is if car and you have a lot of things going on, put something in the back of the car you can't leave the car without, whether it's your phone, my backpack, you guys always make fun of me with. i would put something in the back that makes you turn around. >> greg: it's about distraction. so many -- it's probably more accidents are caused by being distracted. >> capri: probably fatigue, this guy works at the va, i am sure he works hard hours and sees a lot of difficult things.

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♪ >> emily: first outcome of the commute was a little more exciting than normal outside of seattle this week. check out the small plane making an emergency landing outside of oncoming traffic. that video was taken by a police officer was my understanding who had his lights on to move the cars out of the way. thankfully he was there. >> greg: this is an idea i've been thinking about for a long time, shouldn't we have more runways just in case?

we have a lot of land, why can't we just have runways everywhere? there's a lot of space, dana. >> dana: i think this happens so infrequently that we don't need more runways. >> greg: i think your response shows you haven't studied this. >> dana: i am more worried about the treasure frankly. the pilot was able to land the plane and nobody got hurt. >> brian: they said he was helpless, the engine shut off. as he lands on the road he stopped at the light. you stop at the light, once you land on the ground, you adhere to the same thing. >> emily: this is exactly why i hate to fly, every possible thing that possibly code go wrong goes in my head in the next thing i know i'm landing on a road in the middle of washington. >> greg: the odds of this happening are rare.

>> capri: that does not matter to the illogical capri head. >> emily: the asking price for this home in st. petersburg, florida, was a cool $99,000. i just want to say that silicon valley right now is saying "hold my beer." last year, a totally burned out home sold for just under a million dollars. fully acknowledging its location, location, location. a condemned property in fremont sold for $1.23 million. condemned. both of them had to be demolished. >> brian: mission accomplished, you want to get some attention, it has to be rebuilt, especially the living room into the kitchen probably needs new cabinets. people now are paying attention to a generic ad in the middle of nowhere now has one of the finest shows in the history of television talking.

>> greg: it's one of those shows that praise stupid puns. do they still have apples in a bowl on the table but there's no roof? while they have oversized coffee table books on the floor, fresh cookies on a plate? >> brian: it's a great question, when i wasn't thinking of. >> capri: one are we going? where was this, st. petersburg, florida? why don't we take a field trip down there? >> greg: it won't be sad if it was a tragic fire. >> emily: finally, you may want to think twice before you engage in office small talk. a new study says 66% of people do not want to chitchat while riding in an elevator. i think this is a product of the fact that everyone has their nose in their phones all the time. >> dana: i think we have always been like this, you are

in this confined space, i don't know this weirdo, i don't want to make small talk. you've watched too many episodes of law & order: svu, that's how they start. the detectives are there, she talked to him in the elevator and next thing you know -- >> emily: this is between strangers? i read it as talking to your friend in the elevator. >> brian: they say that people will avoid getting in an elevator with a stranger, would you actually backed out of an elevator, if you walked in to another person would you wait for the next one? >> dana: no, i've got to get somewhere. in britain they never talk to each other, it's an unwritten rule of society, never talk to anyone there but we take a lot of elevators, i find nobody talks to me unless i'm with my dog and then everyone talks to the dog. that's a nice way to talk to me. >> greg: you guys are so anti-stranger.

the majority of murders committed in this world are by somebody who knows you. strangers always get a bad rap. i go out of my way to talk to strangers in the elevator, i try to get as close as possible to their face and i talk to them until they just want to get off. >> emily: you are the reason why we don't talk to people and. >> brian: i was at radio city and sting was in the elevator. >> capri: i have a sting elevator story from the metropolitan hotel in london. >> brian: before i could even finish the story. let's go to commercial. he looked at me and goes "hi." now i know why the police broke up. enough, enough with the drama. he was by himself. >> greg: was he wearing any clothes? he likes to walk around naked all the time, that's another reason the police broke up.

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>> greg: "fan mail friday." we are answering your questions. "what was the scariest travel experience you've ever had, emily?" >> it might've been this flight in malaysia when it was so turbulent, indescribably turbulent, people were freaking out, screaming and crying, putting out cigarettes at midflight. it was back in the '90s. i didn't fly for two years after that. i fly all the time and i hit every second of it. three double gin and tonic's before i have to go overseas and then i just pass out. ukraine, one word. i was i saw a lot of really interesting and intimidating stuff. i'm just leaving it at that.

>> greg: by the way, ukraine is just one word, brian. it's not two. >> brian: i've had no scary flights. we have a story a little later that greg is going to share. i wish i had, i can't make it up because people will research it. >> dana: i would say, in 2011, right before "the five" got an ounce, i went to south sudan the week before it was our country, on the broadcast board of governors,eent the the week before it was a country, the state department did not provide us security and it was a complete crazy, lots of guns, i hate french fries for three days, did not want to leave the hotel, it was super scary. >> greg: they say that pilots are really good because they are used for flying in bad weather but i was on a plane in russia

where everyone was sitting on folding chairs. >> capri: this was very similar to my experience on ukraine international airlines. >> greg: it was very scary. i once went over a lava field. i had to pee so bad. i was on a lava field. it was the worst experience of my life. what did you think you got away with because your but your pars probably knew about, brian? >> dana: he has children watching. >> brian: i have no idea. i have no idea. >> greg: you didn't steal any alcohol and fill it up with water? >> brian: not before i was of age, why would i break the law?

>> greg: these fox & friends fox & friends people. >> dana: narrative. >> greg: emily, what about you you? >> emily: i think they had to do with cars, my friend borrowed a car and i drove, hitchhiking in tahoe, things like that. >> greg: hitchhiking in tahoe, that sounds like "law & order: california" ." >> capri: if you've ever met my mother, you know there's no way i've ever done anything she didn't know about. >> dana: when i tried to skip school with tracy schilling, i thought we were really clever and i got detention, i didn't tell my parents but they found out about it and framed it for me for christmas. [laughter] >> greg: i'm pretty sure my parents knew about the cross-dressing but i could never tell. >> dana: your mom knew.

we know. >> greg: i had three sisters, it was just there. carl asked, what is the funniest thing i've found is said to you when you were recognized? dana, you will if you. >> dana: i have so many, i've been mistaken for laura ingraham, megyn kelly, shannon bream, the one i will never forget was when this guy was like "oh, my god, i love you, i love everything you say, you are so amazing. then he leans in really close and says "by the way, you look great after leaving" he thinks and megyn kelly. >> brian: i have countless, people understand, they will say "you really aren't as dumb as everybody says you are." that i am not as bad as the guy on "snl," i guess that is a compliment. people never realize they are

saying it. i remember i did something really embarrassing, i went up to someone using crutches and i go "what happened?" and they say "i'm handicapped." i thought they broke their leg, they were just unable to walk. you don't know what to say in that case. >> greg: that was really stupid, brian. >> emily: had somebody come up to me and say "you know you look just like that girl in "the five"?" and then he bought me a blizzard, it was a dairy queen in indiana. >> capri: the guy behind the bar at penn station recognized me. you are on tv, you are on fox, you are on "the five" ." i get "you look so much taller on television." i have to compensate somehow at this big mouth. >> greg: people come up and asked me when the next "ocean's eleven" is coming out.

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filling out online applications but wasn't getting the job done. he was handing how they'll make out his resume but a woman said, i'm from a p.r. firm, but she did something super kind. she posted the resume online, basically. her professional network. got flooded with offers and got a new job as a concrete grinder. you help someone a little bit, help them get a job in the great economy right now. anybody could use a little boos boost. greg? >> greg: tomorrow night, we've got allen west. and which is in ski, kat timpf, tyrus. that's 10:00. if you miss it, you are dead to me. now this. ♪ animals are great as you may be aware of, i'm obsessed with sugar gliders. i can't stop watching them fly. here is a tape i watched for a

solid 13 hours, a guy teaching his hunting glider, a sugar glider how to fly and -- looks like a sweater? you get up there and they leap onto your hand. >> brian: is that a rat? read: no,ou rat ! they are like flying squirrels for they are really friendly. i was looking into getting one and that's why i didn't because that's a lot to take care of and that is why... ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great they are hard to take care of. >> brian: my series, what made america great again, love the new dropped today. you can nowf you want to know how the national anthem was actually written, what exactly happened, the significance of

the battle of baltimore that really save the country with washington in tatters, we take a look like you have not seen before. what this guy did to do what he did. also if you love the country and love fox, august 9th, america: great from the start. going to be streaming this on fox nation. that's season three. in august 9th, i will be in charlotte. as well as right up to that, birmingham, alabama. >> capri: working really lowbrow one more thing, don't taze me, bro, this is what this group of fish were doing in kentucky because they've got in the asian carp problem and the kentucky department of wildlife, check that out. it's unbelievable. >> greg: they are not liking

it. speed to shock awe >> humans are not alone in hitting the and test. check it out >> look at me. >> refused to look at its own or about an hour. funniest video ever. it went viral. who wouldn't be upset going to the dentist for five hours. >> i had no idea. >> dana: that's it for us.