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for the autopsy report since it was done on sunday. the chief medical examiner said they needed more information before coming with the result. this is what we know. the chief medical examiner saying that this was a suicide, by hanging, inside of his jail cell inside of the metropolitan correctional center. the source telling the daly beat that the marks left on epstein's neck show it wasn't marks from a rope but from a fabric which is consistent with the reporting that we have been say seaing here from the new york post, reported that epstein committed suicide by wrapping a bed sheet around his neck and tying to it a bed bunk. we're going to get the dpoo e tails as we move -- details as we move forward a lot of speculation when the "washington post" came out with their reporting that the medical examiner had found there were multiple bones broken including the hyoid bone. there are some speculation back and forth that, hyoid bone can

be broken in hankings but it's seen in situations when something dies from homicide strang u ligs. we'll find out as soon as we get the autopsy report which bone was breaken. that is important. this was one piece to the puzzle. there are multiple investigations here. this shows us the forensic evidence, but ultimately we've got the d.o.j., and the fbi looking into the circumstances of epstein's apparent suicide by hanging. and we've got also the b.o.p., bureau of prisons, sent an after-action team to review how the warden and the guards acted in this situation. we have a suicide reconstruction team which is also looking at how, in fact, he killed himself. but the chief medical examiner saying jeffrey epstein died die suicide, hanging himself in the special housing unit at the mcc. >> good reporting, brian. jesse, are you satisfied? >> no.

i want to see the autopsy and then maybe i'll make my medical determination after that. but you know what this is about, this is about government incompetent 59 the highest level. this is the most high profile, probably one of the richest, most relevant politically-connected officials you have in federal lockup. he has potential connections to some of the most distinguished and politically successful people in the world. kings, princes, presidents. and they have one job, to keep him safe and to monitor him and it's going to be a complete and utter failure. you're not supposed to have a burning bed if you're fresh off the suicide watch. are you supposed to have a cell mate. are you supposed to be monitored boo i human beings and video. think didn't monitor him. the two guards aren't really guards, they're substitute guards. so many things went wrong. yes, they want to put the government in charge of the

entire u.s. economy. they want to put the government in charge of everyone in this country's healthcare. and they can't even watch one guy. how does that make everyone else feel, they can't do one simple, basic job. yet they want control over all of our lives. i don't think it's going to go very well. >> you have to give jesse credit. he brought this thing all the way around to the left. >> what? what about hollywood? >> wait, you are my chief skeptic of any kind of it. are you satisfied this was a suicide. >> the conclusion is they say it's suicide by hanging. yes, it was suicide by hanging around the clintons. [laughing] >> wait, wait. >> i want to out-jesse. i think i kid. did. what jesse is talking about, there's a list of so many things wrong. for a lot of people it looks like corruption. for me it looks like inxwe.

i agree with jesse, it's a lot of incompetent, that should make people wonder about, what we should be thinking about what the government can do better. i have nothing to say. i knew this was suicide. >> you knew it was suicide? >> i just don't -- >> you also like conspiracy theorys. >> no, i'm anti-conspiracy. >> you do. >> what about rush why? >> we can't talk about russia. >> do i think the attorney general apparently is furious, of course. and he was asking for updates every three hours. wanted accountability, figure out what's going on, he knows that the justice department and the u.s. attorney's office were the ones to be prosecuting this case and this happens on their watch. some ways if it had been homicide you could say okay. now, the government wasn't as inxwe as it turned out to be. is is just really high stakes, i feel bad for the victims, terrible for the victims.

i think that the prosecution is going to try to do other things. it will be really hard. we can turn to emily, but now new lawsuits. against the estate. there's multiple victims. everything is going to get tied up. i anticipate this will be a really long, hard slog and those victims won't get any closure. >> before we go to the legal aspects that remain, you dealt with people in jail. are you satisfied now that this was a suicide in that the conspiracy theories, was it the hyoid bone, really was, you know, a flight of fantasy? >> sure, i accept the results of that, of the autopsy 100%. and unfortunately, this is just one more case of an inmate killing themselves. i've seen them kill themselves with their own jeans, with gowns, anything possible, and bones break, it's a horrific way of dying. it's not optimal. not that you aren't hanging from a high part.

there's a lot going on. ball games it has been officially ruled a suicide the estate of epstein can sue the federal government and the officers that represent the state in that, the standard is deliberate indifference. i have read a million cases where it does not make it past the initial stages, the guards fall asleep, fail to do suicide watches, that is a really high standard. second lig the remaining legal cases, i think, you know a lot are obvious. but it's important to note that maxwell may be huge source of information for the government. rather than she being the next target she might be the next very important figure that they want to keep happy and extract as much information as he can provide and get off with a lighter -- >> don't you need threaten her with hardcore jail time to extract that information? >> yeah, if she has smog to offer she'll want something in return.

she hasn't been named, but she's certainly the defendant in the civil suits alleging her to be an abuser. >> in and out burger. >> yes. she has had a cheese burger and fries. >> were they an liegzed? >> i have no idea. >> the picture in the pitcher of her at this -- she -- picture of her. she was looking relaxed f she was in hiding and a photographer showed up, wouldn't she have freaked out. >> it's the california weather. everyone looks relaxed. >> eat when you're nervous? >> eat when you're nervous. do i. >> do you think she could be setting herself up, she's no longer seen as some one in hiding and she has anything -- she's out having a burger. >> i have no idea how this woman thinks. but in an interview she appar t apparently did this week, she's very flippant about what had gone on. she has said some things i think are super inappropriate, and owe

offensive. >> wait, give me a little -- >> she said that all of the accusers are lying. and also she said nobody cares about them because they are trash. >> wow. >> so there's that. >> how ironic she's not having a cow by having a cow. >> hmm. [chuckling] >> i think that she in fact is being sued by some of the victims. >> right, she's being sued by them, as an enabler of the forcible -- alleged forcible rape and sexual assault and orchestrator of it as well as actual participant. to speak to your point, believe me, i spent hours dealing with the b.o.p., notwithstanding the hard work by men and women in uniform it is riddled with incompetent. every day, i get something that reminds me of the incompetent stemming from it.

throughout the entire government. >> unlike something like the dmv where the general public has to deal with it, we don't have to see the prisons, we don't actually care. but it is just like the dmv except they're being in prison that can't get out. >> totally. >> wow. >> for so many people that deal with them, they have no resourcend -- recourse and they're families of people incarcerated, everyday citizens who have the small window into what is essentially a ridiculous organization and the people incarcerated see it every day, all day. stay tuned for those investigative results. >> most people at the table seem to think that with the autopsy report, it is to be taken seriously, it was suicide. >> well, juan, you seem surprised. >> i am pleased. we're going to have more on the breaking news of jeffrey epstein's autopsy report in a moment. the medical examiner, again, has ruled it suicide. up next, president trump going after democrats and his 2020 rivals, reportedly have a plan to beat him.

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♪ >> the battle of big ideas. president trump ramping up the rhetoric and going after democratic rivals including joe biden after a report saying they want the former v.p. to scale back his schedule because of his gaffes. >> you have pocahontas rising,

kamala is falling. [booing] you got beto, he's, like, gone. i think sleepy joe may be able to limp across the finish line. but today they announced that they're going to cut way back on his appearances because he is such a disaster. you have no choice but to vote for me, because your 401-k, down the tubes, everything is going to be down the tubes. whether you love me or hate me, you got to vote for me. [laughing] >> well, trump unleashles the attacks, democrats take a much different approach to try to win the white house. the "washington post" pointing out the candidates are promising to offset voters, quote, anxieties and with a return to normalcy with a president who is everything they believe trurn is not. measured, predictable, responsible. for at its most reductiontive,

unofficial pledge to make america boring again. some of the 2020 hopefuls vowing to act the opposite of trump. >> i'm not doing crazy things looking for viral moment. >> i said if you elect me president count on two weeks going by when you don't need to think about what i'm doing. >> i'm joe biden, i'm running for. united states, look me over. you're likely to see more and not vote for the other person. >> tired of what you are seeing. it's tiring. >> dana, i want to ask you about the two strategies. the advisors' belief that joe is great in the morning but in the of the noon, getting tired, thinking about scaling back his schedule. what do you think about the democrats trying to be boring? >> i think that the strategy of having biden do less, if you're worried about poll numbers is good. he had maintained his poll numbers at the highest level until he started doing more appearances.

then as he started doing more appearances he started to slip. also because others are ramping things up. elizabeth warren, her organization is really good. if they think it will help him be able to maintain until he gets to a general, i don't know. i don't think it speaks well to the idea of how he would do mano y mano against president trump. the question of electability is asked again. poll numbers are staying high even though he has made some gaffs but they've started to slip. being boring, i guess in some ways, look, there's going to be a chumpb chunk of people, about p 5 3 5%, chanting four more years andn't get enough and they love it, can't wait for the president done re-elected. then like 35% saying we've got to have a return to normalcy, we can't take this any more. and i think the swung voters, love me or hate me, you know,

you have to choose me because they'll say it's only four more years. right? >> it feels like a lot longer than four years. help, help, help. >> what is the alternative? >> you want to say something about the strategies, juan? >> on the first point the opposite of what the republicans call trump derangement syndrome they attach to anybody concerned about trump, trump anxiety strome. school jirnts and psychiatrists have said people are anxious with trump in office. just this week, trump went after the federal reserve, he went after, i think, he advised israel to buy those two congresswomen, from entering their country, nobody saw a president do that, bar them. even republicans, marco rubio, even the jewish people, saying not a good idea. it never stops with this guy. so of course people are going to say, we'd like to get back to normal. >> i don't know if that's an

inspiring message. >> it's biden 2020, america needs a nap. [laughing] let's talk about this. >> how about america needs a break. >> i want to address this and i'll show you the hypocrisy in this idea. boring approach is based on a fact that donald trump can be exhausting. he's packed 12 years into three years. the right and the left understand that. now that democrats know how we feel, they hate waking up every morning having to fails the news of trump. every morning they have to deal with trump. well that's what it's been like for conservative republicans for the past 40, 50 years. modern leftism has injected politics into every part of our lives. sports, entertainment, sex, gender, our kids, we're suffocating under leftism. everywhere, we wake up, we're faced with it. so now we finally got somebody who's throwing it back this your face. he said oh you want to pick on us, screw you.

it goes back to that polarization myth, these are polarizing times. only e polarizing times, the second poll showed up, only one poll, the left owned the ball, they owned the stadium, they owned the field, entertained academia, social media. now a guy says i'm here, i'm the other poll. so it's polarizing. >> i'm telling you, this is all garbage, this is all garbage. they are mad because they have to fight. about time. >> great point. >> benching biden is just that, screams of him being in trouble and he needs a time-out. so me i'm a public admission of a failure. he reminds me of the family volvo we had growing up, 300,000 miles on it, it's not inspiring anybody, it's just getting you from a to b. bpt it plays into the larger conversation of are democrats are going to vote with their heads in the past where they were playing it safe, it was

disaster with kerry and gore and due dakis. or maybe this time around it's kind of a tossup what's going to happen in the general. it's funny people like south carolina, they're hosting fund raisers and saying something to be said for two white guys going at each other, it's about getting the juvenile narssist out. they're freaking out. my response about trump is exhausting, always in the news. i feel like it's when people say i go too fast in life and sorry, not sorry you can't keep up. >> nicely done. >> i think you had the rally last night in what you just said. the fact is even as he says vote for me if you hate me or lovely and the economy will sink if you don't vote for me. you know what the fox poll this week showed two-thirds of america says he's killing us apart as a country. that was real. >> that was a poll? >> yeah. >> tearing people apart? >> tearing the country apart.

>> i think the media is tearing the country apart. >> absolutely. >> the update on jeffrey epstein's autopsy, the death ruled a suicide. trump takes on members of the requested amid a boycott battle over israel. our 18-year-old was in an accident. when i called usaa, it was that voice asking me,

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fabric which scares with the information that epstein tied a bed sheet around his neck and secured to it the top bunk, about 5 1/2 feet off the ground. there are reports that epstein was found kneeling forward as if he lunges forward, similar to the way robin williams killed himself a few years ago in tiburon, california. we don't know if he broke his hyoid bone but several medical examiner's say lunging forward ises a result shall shall ises a result not enough force to break the hyoid. just because he was found on his knees experts say it doesn't necessarily mean he didn't throw himself off the top bunk or roll himself off. this is not likely really to sate the critics. many believe this was the perfect storm. he's placed on suicide watch, then surprisingly removed from the watch six days later. he's in a cell with no cameras but is supposed to be checked on every 30 minutes. yet on the night of his death the guards reportedly fell

asleep. leave epstein alone for three hours. then try on go back, falsify the records to cover it up. finally the injuries to epstein's neck appear to be more severe than what happens in a suicide. really more like a strangulation. we're not saying he was strangled, the m ed skal examiner made the conclusion, but in 2008 a maryland teenager tide of apparent suicide in jail but when he was found to have broken the hyoid, they changed it to homicide but it remains a mystery to a day. >> the fight konltses between president trump after israel banned two congress people to join the country. president trump supporting the ban. >> president trump: i'm only involved from the standpoint of they are very anti-jewish and they're very anti-israel. i think it's disgraceful the things they said. you have lists of, this isn't

just a one-line mistake. what they have said about israel and jewish people is a horrible thick. they've become the fails of the democrat party. >> israel reversed course after the congressman talib asked to visit her family there. talib rejected the offer claiming israel is trying to silence her and treating her like a criminal. i find her decision personally deplorable and also i don't understand it as granddaughter, too, i would give anything to spend one minute with all of my deceased grandparents. i don't know why there's some type of stance she would take now when -- >> stunning. >> it is. she hasn't said anything about the people in the china concentration camps, myanmar, if she's concerned about the oppression of muss 4ri78s around the world and us trying to silence her, yet how is that it she's using the position of a congressman here and can

legislate when she needs to be a louder position than any of us has. >> she wrote a letter saying she carely needed to see her 90-year-old grandmother. israel approved, then she said i'm not going to use it. she used her i will dearly grandmother as a prop for a stunt. the trip she was planning on going was put together, planned with an anti-semitic group. if some one is going on your house, specifically to vapdlize it or destroy it, you shouldn't have them there. to use your grandmother as a trojan horse, is disgusting. >> i tell you what is disgusting, president trump going to a foreign country and saying that a member of our congress, the american congress, duly elected, can't travel to your country and our president is working against the u.s. government? >> i don't think it happened that way. >> it happened exactly, he's on there, pressuring netanyahu, making a political deal, drawing in favors, he wants to make

these four the face of the democratic party. >> they are. >> the house majority clearly voted against all points and divestment in israel. the democrats are strong supporters of israel. most jewish people vote democratic. the republicans saying this was a mistake mr. president. the reaction is so severe and so many corners and you want to say, let me tell you, she's position turing, i agree -- posturing, reaction to the fact that president trump is acting in such an obnoxious and rude and political manner. >> the obnoxious is all of the squad. >> when pelosi tried to flyle overseas during the shutdown, this reminds me. trump said i'm going to ground her plane and negotiate this deal. this is what happened, he pulled the rug of the from under her, they weren't going on a fact-finding mission, diplomatic mission, they were going to cause trouble. he saved us all the trouble,

goodbye. the group that sponsored them is almost a hate group. yes, juan that, hasn't been reported. notice who didn't go on the trip, aoc. wonder why. nancy when she had 19 oon 1 with aoc after thor can flufl probably said you're a rising star, smart woman, sprapt your steph from the rest of those people, they're not doing you any good. >> oh my gosh. >> support for israel used to be bipartisan thing. and just two weeks ago, within the last week, i think 51 members of congress, republicans and democrats, went together with apac. these two decided not on go with them. they could have gone with this group, this is separate, meant to separate. so, there's the trump part, people can look at this and argue with it. again. trump, he's not afraid about the blowback, he doesn't care. i don't care. but now what is happening, actually we're talking about the

specific issue. about the position that they take on israel. on the bds movement. so he doesn't care, going after president trump on this, is futile f you're the democrats, you have to start answering, you agree with that, do you agree with them, do you agree with them. they're going to be asked. i cannot think of a single day since january 1 when the democrats have actually been on offense on a single media news cycle. going into an election year with the president, will about 43% approval rating and they can't do it. is that's stunning. >> great point. >> thank you. >> president trump may be behind the green new deal of his own. wild video of cops confronting the yankees g.m. at gunpoint. and wooing the voters in 12020. hmm. exactly.

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president trump may be eyeing new real estate, he has expressed interest in buying greenland for the united states. but is unclear if he's serious. green land isn't taking it a as joke and saying the country isn't for sale. i love this idea. >> greatest idea ever. you know what, he's a real estate developer, he's probably going to buy this country and flip it. he'll probably add a subzero fridge, high-end bathroom fixtures and marble counter tops, that's what do you. >> all of the amenities. >> i kind of agree with you on this. i think what we do, buy it, put up a trump tower, right, and get putin the penthouse. >> oh! >> greenland and denmark said not for sale. but that's, you know, the first reaction. >> remember the million dollar man in wwf, everyone has a price. we don't know what their price

is yet. we have the louisiana purchase, gadsen purchase. but greenland, annex it. like hawaii. what's to stop us? [laughing] >> holy smokes. >> i thought -- the russians are threat nink greenland. >> it's pronounced annex. >> like an annex. >> all right. up next, intense video of cops drawing their guns on yankees general manager brian cashman mistaking him for a car thief. watch. >> come out hands up. put your hands out the window. turn away from us. walk backwards toward us, please. understood, we'll talk to you in a second. >> cashman's jeep had been reported stolen but turns out

after it was foubld and returned to him it was never taken off the stolen car registry. he said look, we're cool, the cops are doing a good job, if your car gets stolen they're on top of it. >> when aloved about that, the keer yog ra if i. he was remarkably calm with them being -- and kick, ball, change and turn around, i was like, gosh, i would be hard to comply with as a gun was pointed to the back of your head. >> that's the problem, why did they have to point a gun at you? i don't get it. if he was minority people would be flipping out. >> you're right, you're right, you said it! >> everybody gets that treatment. >> the same treatment. >> they did to it a white person! >> that is wrong. i'm saying don't treat people like that. if that's my car that's stolen, i want the cops out there. >> but the car wasn't stolen. do not point a gun at me.

>> juan, he was a minority, this would have been on cnn and everything -- >> but it's wrong. >> i picked it, i picked it. i knew exactly what would happen. if it had been a minority cnn, would have said look at the police doing this, again. they can't do it with this story so they didn't do it. >> the incompetent, it was, you know, told people it wasn't stolen but it never got taken off the stolen list. our 2020 candidates, are they trying too hard to impress the voters? here's andrew yang showing off the dance moves. ♪ sounds like jazzer size. and pete boourt trying to slide at the iowa state fair. you don't like this? >> no. trump would never do this.

if an aid said would you go down this slide, he'd go no, you're fired. he picks things that aren't -- the risk is minimal to nonexistent. he went on s and l. but he emerged unskadzed. s and l got attacked for it. he'll never kiss a baby, never eat a giant hot dog that's too big for his mouth. >> i couldn't do that. you would do it. >> what he did do is landed a helicopter at the iowa state fair and gave kids rides in the helicopter. >> that's cool. >> that's the move. yang has moves. >> he can go to a black wedding with that electric slide, it's standard. >> emily? >> i think it's all about the authenticity f you do what you normally would it's fine, funny, it looks great. if you don't, i had to turn off the video earlier, oh, god, i was cringing. >> the dancing? >> the slide.

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corey is living with metastatic breast cancer, which is breast cancer that has spread to other parts of her body. she's also taking ibrance with an aromatase inhibitor, which is for postmenopausal women or for men with hr+ / her2- metastatic breast cancer as the first hormonal based therapy. ibrance plus letrozole was significantly more effective at delaying disease progression versus letrozole. patients taking ibrance can develop low white blood cell counts, which may cause serious infections that can lead to death. before taking ibrance, tell your doctor if you have fever, chills, or other signs of infection, liver or kidney problems, are pregnant, breastfeeding, or plan to become pregnant. common side effects include low red blood cell and low platelet counts, infections, tiredness, nausea, sore mouth, abnormalities in liver blood tests, diarrhea, hair thinning or loss, vomiting, rash, and loss of appetite. corey calls it her new normal because a lot has changed, but a lot hasn't. ask your doctor

about ibrance. the #1 prescribed fda-approved oral combination treatment for hr+/her2- mbc. . >> the fun begins, time for one more thing. would you like to hear the specials? >> yes, sir. >> wife a hot sdog inspired ice cream sandwich, pro bided vie oscar mayer. in the summertime you love hot dogs, put the mustard on the hot dog. now we have a fun flavored cookie with hot dog candied flavored ice cream and muss tashd dijon flavored right there. mustard. no one else is doing? >> nope. >> that's what you make when you're stoenld. when you're stoned. >> this is strong, the mustard part. >> are there pieces of hot dog in that? >> yes, there are. >> candied hot dog.

>> that's pretty good. >> hot dog bliz artd. >> >> i'm doing a quiz. i'm not going to wear the hat. and we have an epstein investigation, and pauley shore is going to be joining us. >> you know what i noticed? you went right quick by. that you don't like it. >> oscar mayer provided this and it is delicious. >> greg take us out. >> greg gut field tomorrow at 10:00p.m., mark steyn, joe mackey, saturday august 17, 10:00 eastern time. >> time for ♪ >> roll this adorable tape. looks like these fellows are hopping mad, dana, imitating a morning tv host. this video reveals a troop of kangaroos, that's a troop, not a

herd or murder, you emily, a troop. they're mad they want their food so they're fighting. kangaroo's favorite food? human flesh. they feast on the flesh of humans. [laughing] in australia they're considered gods. kangaroos are allowed to drive in australia. ♪ >> dana is great. >> all right, it's friday, also national tell a joke day. i only have three. be ready. you did really well last time. why are mountains the funniest place to travel? funniest place to travel, mountains. >> a laugh track? >> they're hill hive arious. where do math teachers go vacation. times square.

what do you call an unpredictable camera? a loose canon. >> oh. >> i stepped that up. as greg mentioned i will be on fox news sunday, filling in for chris, we have governor bullock running for president, and larry cudlow. >> times square that was excellent. >> random act of kindness as we begin the summer weekend, mcdonald's in el paso, texas. look at this picture. hazel cain walked into the mcdonald's to buy food after she ran out of the food she prepared to feed hungry people on the street. the food ran out and she got $40 worth have hamburgers but it wasn't enough. she asked if anyone would help her out. get ready to smile. the store manager, matthew ortiz, threw in $20, the staff got together, all they got together, 60 cheese burgers to

feed the homeless. hazel said the staff was great. hazel you're making us all smile. >> very nice. >> easy to get into vending machines, hard to get out of, ask this little guy. look at this. this is wan outdoor vending machine at a high school. he got stuck. thankfully the sheriff's office came, wheeled the whole thing out to wherever and they released him. wait, just believe me in here, i found a lot of food in there. [laughing] >> breakfast, lunch, and dinner. >> that can help you if you get stuck. >> rockies, good luck. that's it, see you back monday, of great weekend. [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem]

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♪ you can jump right in ♪ let the music pull you in ♪ you can jump right in ♪ lose yourself again ♪ >> we just saw dave dancing. i have never seen it. jedediah: i have seen it before. it happens. griff: jump. in give us a little shot at dave. todd: come on, dave. jedediah: you want to dave. you know it. griff: good morning. it's saturday, august 17th. i can't believe it. i was saying before we went on the air i'm not going to let summer go. same way in washington. they have already have halloween candy display. too