university will try to make amends, dan? >> dan: thanks a lot. that's all the time we have. as always, thanks a lot. enjoyed tonight's show, down 20. think about that. show, down 20. "the five" starts right now. ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters, along with katie pavlov, juan williams, brian kilmeade. here from new york city, and this is "the five" ." we are kicking things off with our 2020 round up, first up, it has been a rough couple of weeks for joe biden. after a series of embarrassing embarrassing gaffes, looks like he has another problem, overconfidence. to take a look. >> i always have done very well in states like pennsylvania and michigan. and i think that i have as good a chance or better than anyone

to be able to win in those states. and no democrat has ever won the presidency without winning pennsylvania. i think that i can do well. >> jesse: joe biden backing on voters, holding their noses and voting for him. but it will backfire. check out what one pollster is saying about iowa. i did not need one joe biden voter who was in any way, shape, or form excited about voting for joe biden. they feel that they have to vote for joe biden to keep somebody from the left who they feel is unelectable from getting the nomination. katie, what do you think about that? >> katie: when you look at the enthusiasm of president trump and the number of people that are still going to the rallies that by the economy, this will be a problem for joe biden. the thing that has happened in the last couple of weeks is when he asks questions about his policies positions when he is running against elizabeth warre, he has change them. when you look at his momentum going into the early states, he is saying i have done well in

pennsylvania and other places, he has never done while running for president. if you look at the donor threats fling at threshold that he has, he has big donors, not small donors like elizabeth warren. and small donors turn into grassroots activism, talking to their neighbors, trying to convince them to get involved or think about voting for a certain candidate. president trump has that, elizabeth warren has that. i would say that bernie sanders has that. joe biden does not have that at this point. if you really think the people are going to hold their nose and as his wife said, vote for him even if he is not the best candidate, i think that he is on a losing path for sure. >> jesse: do you think that he is taking people for granted? >> juan: not at all, he has every reason to be confident. think about today, his argument is i can beat trump, right? and his ability to beat trump is shown in the polls, but look at what is going on today, president trump is doing badly, the stock market into her moil, close to 600 points today, the

deficit is soaring. and he is fighting with jerome powell, the fed chief, says that he is worse than the chinese. i mean, he is telling american companies what to do and he is calling other people's socialists, i wonder who the socialist is here. and you get into a situation where it looks like, you know what, the number one claim was i have the economy, and now that claim -- >> greg: your dream is coming true, you can get a democrat. >> juan: but not in fact, joe biden says if i can win, he can be saying i am delighting in problems, but i can come with solutions and to this guy has no solutions. >> greg: here's the problem with joe, the more you put him out there, the more joe gaffes you get. but if you keep them in the subzero freezer out in the woods, then he will not be prepared for the steamroller that is trump. you have to put them out there,

but you don't want to put them out there, the strategy is to return to a sense of calm and you are supposed to say, joe biden will make you feel more comfortable, but his shakiness undermines it. so when you compare him to trump, it's from going to a dragster to a shopping cart with three wheels, it is safe, but it rattles. and somebody big could maybe enter the race, because this is an episode of the love vote without captain stu or the bartender, it is all supporting cast, there is not eventually the cruise director up on the stage. >> juan: what about your girl marianne? >> greg: marianne williamson is the only person who could do this. call me, marianne. >> jesse: and juan masterfully transitions to donald trump. i do have to mention that he tweeted that he is slapping additional tariffs on china as the market closes. >> martha: when you make your

argument for joe biden's candidacy, it is all about president trump. >> juan: that is what his campaign is. >> martha: i get it, but you need somebody who is inspiring if you want to unseat an incumbent president. the only people who have done that in history as ronald reagan and bill clinton. think about how dynamic those candidacies were, that is not what you are seeing right now in the states. i think that they are going to be a very big factor for the candidates and for joe biden in particular, but in terms of inspiration, lifting the nation in a positive message that was really invited by those two candidates coming you're not seeing it here. >> jesse: it looks like some democratic primary voters are voting for biden as a default. next, bernie sanders called out on the campaign trail after rolling out his $16 trillion green new deal. it turns out the socialist is a little bit of a hypocrite when it comes to climate. watch. >> you seem adamant about climate change. >> of course.

>> what ways would you take to practice what you preach if you are president? >> no, i'm not going to walk to california. i understand, we do the best that we can as an example. but i'm not going to sit here and tell you, i'm not going to get on a plane. i'm not going to come of that would be true. >> jesse: it seems like people like bernie have a higher threshold, martha, when it comes to walking the walk. >> martha: absolutely. when i watch that moment, it reminded me of when we did our town hall with bernie sanders and it was announced that he made over a million dollars on his book. and i asked him, you say that millionaires and billionaires should pay more on their taxes. would you volunteer? to walk the walk, to say, i should be paying more, because i am now a millionaire. >> jesse: what did he say? i forget. >> martha: he was mean, first of all, he said, why don't you pay more? i said i'm not running for president. he does not like to be pressed on these issues that he feels

strongly about. >> jesse: you are right, that is his biggest weakness. when you accuse him of hypocrisy, he gets very defensive. >> greg: he better call up the obamas, because they purchased a $12 million mansion on the coast. if you listen to the dems, that coast will not be there in ten years. so the obamas know something that the dems don't? that it is all b.s., which stands for bernie sanders. the secret of being a progressive is to be on top. because if you are on top, then you can enforce your beliefs without ever having to adhere to them. and when people come after you, you can be like bill de blasio and go, you know what, i have everybody else to obey and sacre which allows me to go to the gym in brooklyn with an entourage, or with bernie who owns three homes and flies private or first class. >> jesse: that's like bill barr, because he can wait out a recession with his money. >> katie: i remember when baidoa works financials came out

and they were like, why don't you donate more to charity because you are from a wealthy family. and he basically said i am the gift. i am running for president to do the most good. and bernie sanders wants to control every industry, so that the little guy has to bake them for whatever they need. he is the guy that said that bread lines in nicaragua was a good state. he is not standing in those lines. >> jesse: that is not true, juan, that was a joke. >> juan: i listen to you too much. i'm so curious, because it seems to me when i look at the people who are backing donald trump, the big donors on top. >> martha: they are not taking it away from everybody else. >> juan: donald trump is doing great with the steve rosss and everybody else. the >> greg: and the little donors, 50%.

>> juan: you look at the money that comes from tax, greg. he has a huge lead, but to get back to bernie for a second. all of you are not understanding that bernie is not playing small ball. he is talking transformational policy on issues that the republicans have nothing to say about. >> greg: and then he will be the nominee, as i predicted. >> juan: democrats do not feel confident that he will not be easily portrayed, he called himself a socialist, and what does trump want? >> greg: no more energy wise than joe. >> katie: the way that you change behavior on pollution and environment is to do it on an individual level and if bernie sanders cannot cut back on anything when he says we will text you out of the wild zoo and tax the middle class, sue the oil companies, take over the government with the oil companies for no crime they have committed and he is not willing to say one thing he will do. >> jesse: finally, liz warren almost did this again. ♪

>> jesse: apparently liz did not learn her lesson after being mobbed at the campaign trail. luckily somebody stopped her from another embarrassment. ♪ ♪ >> greg: using children as props. >> katie: 11 in the article it said she appeared she might have tried to dance. it appeared that she might have tried to dance. and it's making me like a little little bit more. she is just very, she's just trying to dance. i find this much more endearing than dog, do you want to have a beer with me? >> greg: here is the issue, they are choosing the wrong music, choose inspirational music you cannot dance to. like some good death metal will be good.

everybody thinks that they can dance to this song, and they can't. >> juan: i think that we have to kick martha maccallum off at their show. she is too nice. she identifies with the struggles of the candidate on stage in a way to rational way for us. >> jesse: she identifies with someone who can't dance. >> martha: no, i can dance. >> jesse: we have not seen proof of that. can we fire up some r-ee-s-p-e- c-t? >> katie: i don't want to bully her on her dancing. it's fine. >> juan: greg, can you say something mean about her? >> greg: i will say that her arms are longer than mine. maybe she will get dance lessons from sean spicer. >> jesse: the stock about james comey and the restoration. the must-see video ahead.

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♪ >> juan: a wild story getting a lot of attention. the now ceo of overstock.com forced to resign this week. claims that he was involved in the russia probe, patrick byrne laying out his explosive allegations including that he was ordered to have an affair with the russian spy. watch. >> we are the good guys, oh, we don't work like the bad guys, but we need to ask you to rekindle a romantic

relationship. i was specifically told this request is coming from jim comey at the respective somebody. i was given some fishy orders, and it carried them out thinking in 2015, 2015 i would be law enforcement. last time i was watching television and some congressional hearings, i figured out where they came from, a guy named tito peter strzok, this was espionage against hillary clinton, rubio, cruz, and trump. >> juan: so you had this on your show last night, on "the story" and my eyebrows were flipping out. these are bizarre claims, but not only on your show, but several networks and everybody seems to think, there is something credible here. it is not all to be dismissed. >> martha: we will see. and i would not put them on the show if i did not have indications from people close to the investigation that the -- >> greg: jesse would have.

>> martha: that his story may be true, not that it is, but there is a suggestion that he could be telling the truth. so we asked him a lot of questions and given an opportunity to tell his story. i really let them talk, because i wanted to see where he was going to go. because he wants to get some of this off of his chest. and i did speak with him today and say what is your reaction to the fact that james comey came out and andrew mccabe came out and said that they did not know him and that's not the way things work at the fbi, i thought it was interesting that andrew mccabe said some of the things that he described are not to the way things happen in the fbi. so i don't know which falls into the category of art and are not, but he said they were lying through their teeth. >> katie: there is history of that. it's not like james comey and andrew mccabe are truthful. >> martha: people used to say that they know exactly who he is and more to come. >> juan: you are a man of great discretion when it comes to these matters. >> greg: i don't think he meant that. >> katie: >> juan: yes, i

do. i was thinking this was a spy novel, this goes like, he says warren buffett is his omaha a rabbi, right? and maria butina is this russian spy. he is helping the fbi investigate hillary clinton. so how does this strike you? is he telling the truth? or is it a desperate brand? >> jesse: big if true. i have been eating my deep stat. and this is it for me. you have comey, you have strzok, this will take me past labor day. so i'm happy. let's just say that there is no way to prove what he said at this point, but i am open minded to hearing what he has to say. because it fits the fact pattern of the rogue agency, the fbi and trapping people, manipulating people for political reasons. and you mentioned it when we discuss this earlier, this goes

back to what? the insurance policy. because if you heard what he said, they were doing this to multiple politicians. hillary, rubio, cruz, trump. and as trump is the player, the focus goes to him. now he has spoken to john durham, who is running the investigation of the investigators. >> martha: let me just clarify that, because we talked about that. >> jesse: he offered information. a >> martha: he spoke to people of the department of justice on april 3rd and april april 5th, he gave him everything he had. then when the durham investigation open, it got turned over. >> jesse: we could find out when this thing a server if he is crazy or telling the truth. or it could be crazy and telling the truth. >> juan: 80, the thing is, can he prove it? are there pictures of him with maria butina? >> katie: there are. >> greg: i have seen one.

>> katie: there is one. there it is. >> juan: can he prove that she was in fact pushing him to get contacts inside the clinton campaign? >> katie: obviously the issue is her pushing him, but the biggest issue is the fbi, the people at the top getting the rank-and-file, the men in black pushing him to have this relationship with her in order to gain some kind of political information on all of the candidates that team mention. so that is the bigger question. maria butina has been indicted, she was convicted. and is imprisoned now. so she has been dealt with. the issue that he is bringing up is who was behind this? and probably feeling out the media landscape to see our people interested? do i go further with this. and he should be thinking about getting a lawyer, because he has two concerns if this is true. either that the government set him up back in the day when the fbi was run amok and peter strzok was running the

show and setting up the russia collusion narrative, or that maybe he engaged in some kind of bad behavior that could calm legality on the other end. >> juan: you know, greg, here is what strikes me. he now has a website called deepcapture.com . and is talking about the sith lord, which is wall street and says that they are his enemies. and they are the ones that he has been left from overstock.com, because seth lord and these overstock people are out to break him. >> greg: i see three options paid one, he is telling the truth. two, he is telling the truth, but -- >> jesse: a little nuts? >> greg: a little nuts, three, he is leading to an sec investigation, that could be a way to get him, so he could easily put that into the compartment that is part of the

bigger conspiracy. i think the only way to know is if other people who know him say something in the next couple of days. alike, he has issues, or no, this is totally of legitimate, he has talked to me about it. but if they say he has been known to spin tales. especially people like warren buffett, he should say, he has talked to me about this. if you said that was legit, i would be on firmer ground, but i believe he believes it. i believe he believes that. that's about as far as i can go. >> juan: you gave him some credibility. okay. college students walking to a class, that teaches them how to be an adult. you have heard that, right? how to be an adult. more when "the five" comes back. ♪ maria ramirez?

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♪ >> martha: the fall college semester is starting all over the country with a wide range of classes. and one is called adulting, may be a little bit surprising, but students at uc berkeley are signing up to function as grown-ups. including lessons on how to to a cook, how to do your budget, how to manage her taxes, and your stress. as the stuff that you learned in college, before college, or still figuring it out? >> jesse: parents have fallen on their faces and failed. and now professors have to do it, and i think it is a good idea. time management, how to eat healthy, leased an apartment, whatever. i will gladly offer my services, first of all, for uc berkeley,

helping some of these kids with some of these things. a dry-cleaning strategy, i would like to help them with that. proper hydration techniques, also hair salon price points. i always know what to pay. and when not to bring up trump in a conversation. >> martha: that is probably pretty useful in college. >> juan: how about on "the five"? [laughter] >> martha: but what interests me is that the class was originated and taught by a 20-year-old junior, who is bringing in her mom to help people with their accounting, because she is an accountant and to teach them about taxes, and the class was oversubscribed. there were 100 kids that wanted to take it and only 30 could get in. >> katie: it is a wonderful idea. the average millennial, 39 percent do not have any kind of savings at all. and there are big questions about, we used to have home attic, it was mostly for girls, and boys with the metal. i did shop instead of hole,

which is why i suck at cooking. but there are basic things that you need to learn about cooking dinner instead of spending $30 a night on dinner when you are working in your first job. and you need to learn about your financial future and how to do things. i likely had a mother who sat me down and taught me how to budget. i cried my way through it and hated it, but i am grateful to her now. and i think the demand shows that people are looking at people that are a little bit older than them, their peer group and saying, i don't want to be in a bad financial situation where i am living with my parents until i am 30 years old and want to be on my own. >> martha: juan, isn't this in our way our own fault? you don't have hole or shop classes, and kids, we coddle them and keep them young, and it's like um i hope somebody else teaches them how to do the stuff at college, because we did not. and i think that kids, there is an immaturity that is perhaps a result of all of these things. >> juan: well, i am an old kid, i have to tell you what happened to me. jesse was making fun of me because i said that i was a philosophy major.

so i had a liberal arts college education, and i just did not know anything. if somebody said to me, should you buy this car or least this car? i would be like, somebody is going to have to tell me, because i don't know. or if somebody said, look at the pne ratio on the stock chart, juan, because he want to invest some money. i would be like i have a bachelor of arts degree, but i don't know how to do that. so it is a good idea for anybody in any generation. the thing about the millennials is, they use adulting as a verb. >> martha: i know. i'm sitting here with my tax forms. i actually went and got my license. what you think, greg? >> greg: the class is fine, turning into a verb that upsets me and has to stop. this is good. if they actually tackle real-life problems. you don't know, because it is berkeley, and i went there, and you never know what they think is a problem is a problem.

so here's the deal, you can't make fun of this, because i made big mistakes financially, if you look at athletes and pop stars, actors, they all are broke, because they thought what they made is what they get, so they think they are making a million dollars a year, but they don't realize that they are making half a million dollars and they spend a lot of their money and go to jail for tax evasion, because when i was young, i thought, hey, i make $35,000 a year, i can spend 35 -- 35,000 a year. i also had no idea about mortgages, and thought if you wanted to buy a house for $250,000, you had to have $250,000 spread i did not know that there was a whole institution that would take care of this and all you had to do was put down 10%. i kept renting and renting until finally i decided to look at a house and it was in allentown, and there were like, put down ten grand and i was like, what? what if i've been doing with my

life? so stupid! stupid man! >> katie: the economics professor said that they should say 50% of what they make, so good luck with that. that is from the econ professor. passengers furious as they should become a delayed 18 hours. this is so sick. on a plane, and also what your sleeping position has to say about your personality, and why having a dog is good for you. the fastest seven next. ♪ this was me six years ago...

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♪ >> katie: welcome back, time for "the fastest seven" first up, every passengers worst nightmare. a delta flight delayed by 18 hours. he spent a total of eight hours

trapped on the tarmac. one angry flyer posting this video saying it would not be providing hotels. >> you will get food and you will get passage. >> what? >> katie: another passenger tweeting something about the situation saying i live on this plane now. i forgot what the world outside this plane is like. babies have been born, people have died, the world turns on, but flight 975 is forever. delta says it will offer customers a gesture of goodwill, but it is unknown what it is. martha, i know two people who got stuck for eight hours in china trying to come back. >> martha: why don't they turn around and let everybody off? why don't they give them a hotel? i think it is better to take a crosstown bus in manhattan to go on a plane somewhere. how difficult is it to organize? >> katie: juan, what is your reaction? how would you feel if after 18

hours they did not pay for your hotel. >> juan: sometimes they don't let you back to get out of the plane to walk and get something to eat. they said that you have to stay on the plane, on the tarmac, and when we get clearance to leave, we want to leave quickly and not reorganize. they treat you like human cargo instead of treating you like a human being. >> katie: or a paying customer, what is the hour limit for you? >> jesse: i could go all day, i'm a very patient man unlike some people at this table. i've been on ten hour stake outs, my parents have put me into survival skills but i listen to greg monologue every day. you know what i do, i would sit there and read the whole book. while law, ten hours. >> greg: i am going to give all of my sympathy to the airline, not because i'm flying next week, because there is a variable that is out of their control, and that is called the

weather. we don't have that issue on "the five," if they ignore the weather, people would die. if we ignore the weather, we do the show despite the wind shear. and 100 years ago we did not have this problem. people were not flying, you want to go back to the days of the daughter power party where you're crossing across the mountains. and that is weird that it is called daughter lake and -- >> katie: a covered wagon. >> greg: you know that they used to have to chop up the body's and put them in packages so that you did not eat your relatives. they put them in packages. >> juan: you can eat it with some mustard. the >> greg: it's true. >> katie: i'm sorry if your dinner has been ruined. anyway, moving on to the next topic. how you sleep says a lot about your personality. a new study finds if you sleep on your back, you're most likely to be an introvert and an early

riser. side sleepers or extroverts and night owls, and stomach sleepers are a combination of all of those things. greg, you don't buy it? >> greg: i call this fake snooze. >> jesse: good one. >> greg: i don't believe in the stuff, because i'm constantly moving depending on how many people are in the bed. and you are always moving around. >> katie: how many people are in your bed? >> greg: it depends on the day of the week. i like to mix it up, literally. >> katie: jesse, are you an extrovert, introvert, or antivert. >> jesse: i'm a side sleeper, i get great shut eye. i sleep like a baby >> greg: you wet yourself. >> jesse: i have been told if you sleep on your back it, that is actually the healthier position for your spine coming her neck, and your shoulders, and your skin. so i'm trying to become a back sleeper, but i can't do it. >> martha: it is very hard to follow sleep on your back. i am a side sleeper.

and i don't -- it's like oh, then you are an extrovert, and if you sleep on your stomach you are a combination of both, couldn't they have come up with something better? >> greg: try sleeping on the trail? i tip around a lot. >> katie: do you fall asleep in one position? we have to do the final segment, because greg is going to hate it. you might not like this, but dog lovers say that having four-legged friends leads to healthier hearts for obvious reasons, more likely to exercise and have lower cholesterol and glucose levels than those without a dog. >> jesse: i've been a much better person since i got rookie. >> greg: that's not hard. >> jesse: this table is tough. oh, there he is. but why do we do these segments when dana is not here? we don't have to do the dog segments when she is not here.

>> katie: it is a scientific study. that's why we are doing it. >> juan: your dog looks like a stuffed animal it is so beautiful. >> martha: he has very professional looking dog pictures. >> greg: of the dog owning privilege, oh, yeah, the humans are doing fine. but what about the dog? how does it feel to be owned? you know today dog is without an owner? a fox. >> katie: no, it is not. >> greg: yes, that's right, fox news. >> katie: before we leave i want to show a picture. >> greg: this is the whole point so that everybody can show their dog pictures. >> jesse: i know why greg does not have a dog, because when you get a dog, the next step is to have a baby. that's what you're afraid of. >> greg: i want to have a dog baby. a baby that looks like a dog. >> jesse: we will see you on the daughter trail. >> katie: stay right there.

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>> martha: that's all we get. >> greg: vocals only. vocals only. i'm addicted to that. all right, fan mail. first question, what grade school friend would you like to see now? juan. >> juan: i grew up with a guy who was my best friend from like third grade through seventh grade and then i went away for school. but i never see him and i miss him. but you know what, sometimes people don't want to see you. [laughter] >> greg: juan says that with just a little bit of harsh. >> jesse: i want to see domingo, and it means black sunday, he is the best. we have a great childhood together, but i lost touch with him, but he has that kind of guy that cuts the cable. >> greg: especially when he sees what you do on cable. >> katie: my first boyfriend, his name was dylan, and he passed away when he was 19.

we were friends in grade school, i would like to see him again. >> greg: may be well. >> martha: i see my high school friends fairly often. jody, carrie, margaret. all of my friends, i'm going to get in big trouble, but i see my high school friends. >> jesse: where you the homecoming queen? >> greg: where you mean girls? >> martha: out is not the homecoming queen. >> greg: i don't want to see anybody from my past, because i am a world class celebrity, i don't need these people that i knew back when i was not famous coming around my house and asking for money. or go riding in my souped up corvette. all right, linda asks, if i went to your home town, what is the one thing i would have to go to or see? martha. >> martha: that is a tough one. i have a great hometown. >> greg: what is your hometown? >> martha: i live in new jersey. >> greg: that is a-state.

[laughter] speak to the jersey escape. to >> greg: new jersey? >> martha: i would say that you have to go to my house. >> greg: what is the address? 1313 lafayette drive, apartment 6. she keeps the key under the flower pot. >> martha: and the code is... >> greg: ra, jesse? >> jesse: i am from philly, so you have to run up the steps for "rocky" you have to have a cheesesteak and go an eagles game. >> greg: you left out the really dark parts, the extreme crime. i'm not going to bring up that story that happened at the stadium with that guy. >> jesse: that is off the record. >> juan: brooklyn, i interpret the question differently, not where i live now, where i grew up. so you go to brooklyn, you have to see the plaza, because where there is the botanic gardens, but my favorite is a brooklyn public library which is spectacular. and i am one of the honored

authors. >> greg: it was hometown. jeez, martha. >> katie: mine is flagstaff, arizona, you should go to the san francisco peaks, but the grand canyon is only an hour and a half and two hours away. you should go there. >> martha: from new jersey. we don't really have anything. "the sopranos" went to the deli. >> greg: terrible, san mateo is taken over by tech, san jose, san francisco, so all of the fun things about san mateo is gone except for the fairgrounds which is where they have job fairs, and it is so depressing. >> jesse: didn't you go to tom brady's high school? he went to your high school. >> greg: he is the second world-class celebrity, also lynn swan, barry bonds, greg jeffrie jeffries. >> katie: you all have so much in common.

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>> martha: pac-man. >> jesse: there is a tasty way to enjoy the election and its peanut butter provided by nerdy nuts. they have peanut butter flavor based on these candidates. the sanders theme is feel the bern and its cinnamon raisin because he eats raisin bran for breakfast. there is also trump flavors called "trump triumph" it taste like vanilla cookie and cream because he likes for they love vanilla wafers. and "joe's dream" because he tweeted his favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip. >> greg: move on the something else. >> jesse: i'm going to try liz warren's. also pretty good? watters' world.

we have all these candidates running for president confronted about reparations. and martha maccallum makes her waters will debut. >> greg: we've got two minutes in the show. >> juan: we find out they are more look-alikes running around. take a look at this video. >> wow! who is that? >> cookie monster! >> martha: that toddler mistook grady, the philadelphia flyers mascot, for the cookie monster. gritty, he's known for terrifying people. we don't need "hobbs and shaw" movie tough guys, but what happened to my favorite mascot philly phanatic? >> greg: i've got jonathan moore, i've got joe devito,

10:00 p.m., august 24th but watch it or i will kill you! let's do it. ♪ animals are great i want to save time. this is going to be a very short video because nothing is better than a dog singing van halen. roll it! [dog singing] vocals only with a little backup. that is why... ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great martha? >> martha: speaking of animals, watch this dog. it smacks the laboratory achiever from manchester, england, and when he goes to you have to show it more. when he approaches a doorway, he does that. i think it's some sort of

neurological issue. the dog is absolutely fine. for some reason starting a year ago every time he approached a doorway something freak them out. >> greg: yeah, he wants to go doggy style. on to kat. >> kat: he is 26 pounds, his name is mr. -- mr. b. he is a chunk. that's the kind of house cat that will eat you. just be careful. they are like tigers

welcome to "fox & friends." we start with a fox news alert. president trump is about to aprescribarrive in france aheade g-7 summit. his arrival is imminent. he is going to meet with world leaders, economic leaders in france, hosted by emmanuel macron. chief among the topics, our relationship with china and the ongoing trade dispute. >> this is coming on the heels as what many have described as a trade war with china, trying to get china to play by the rules, trying to do the best for american companies and