i will see you next saturday night jackie: tragedy in texas saturday when a gunman opened fire leaving five people dead. the youngest victim just 17 months old. police have not rereeled much about the suspect except he was a white man in his 30s. he was stopped for failing to signal a left turn. the gunman then hijacked a u.s. postal service vehicle making his way to odessa. on his way there he started shooting people at random.

the shooting victims in multiple places. the gunman was shot and killed by police. a motive for the shooting is not yet known. it was the second shooting take place in texas. hurricane dorian is on an unpredictable path. the category 4 storm is moving towards the bahamas. the areas of the island have been evacuated as it approaches. florida governor is warning residents to be prepared. georgia and the carolinas are in the storm's path. there has been no shortage of preparations in until rsh. president trump has already declared a state of emergency ahead of the storm. right now dorian is about 310 miles east of west palm peach, florida.

i'm jackie ibanez. for all of your head lines log on to foxnews.com. you are watching the most of powerful name in news, fox news channel. >> i believed for a long term and this report confirms it. mr. comey is a meathead. greg: give that guy a show. [♪] greg: you remember "usa today," they published a survey claiming americans are facing the next election with serious dread. ntdread of what. liz warren dancing, beto talking, another joe biden gaffe? yes, i web rede i was president and my room maid barack took a

spaceship sat six flags. arhe's like a 10-year-old tellig you one of his dreams. what could have influenced our outlook? >> the president is a foreign agent suddenly feels very possible. >> do you still believe the president could be a russian asset. >> i think it's possible. >> he's saying this is a day that will live in infamy. >> they say it will be remembered the day the presidency as a symbol of america's protection died. greg: for three years you had a media claiming our election system was corrupted by the russians who excluded with trump. but it was all b.s. it left us questioning if any

election results you like might be accepted again. not because the russians excluded. but you would think the media would have learned after all this. >> his name keeps turning you have again. a short man who goes by constantine. it's the key that would unlock that door. it seems like sit would have to be. greg: you would think they would have moved off. but no. >> the single source close to deutsche bank told me donald trump's loan documents there show that he has co-signers. that's how he was able to obtain those loans. and that co-signers are russian oligarchs. >> last night on this show i

discussed to that wasn't ready tore reporting. a single source told me about loan documents with couche bank saying if not as i discussed the information was not good enough. i did not go through the rigorous standards process before repeating what i heard from my source. i should not have said it on air or posted it on twittered. i was wrong to do so. greg: i am no expert there journalism but i can safely say that wasn't it. cnn refuses to admit their collusion crap. but this another thing the mayor cans dread, the democrats. the ones leading the pack of asked are pretty old. we dug up to pictures from bernie, joe and lizs childhood.

so now voters are worried, and me, too. 8 age is a big question. it's something we take seriously every morning with our dulcolax. >> 2020 candidates have an sage problem. they are way too young. they sell things like telling you what rush did today on the radio. turning the lights off in everybody room. giving exact cash at the cashier while purchasing elastic guarders for their socks. think about this, you played

fortnite. your grandma beat polio. then built your crib by hand while smoke a pack of lucky strike. so if you want the office furniture covered in plastic with a president who once got a root canal without pain killers. vote for the super sold cats for america. greg: . these are the people who believe comb ir, the guy who leaked phone -- people who believe comey, the guy who leaked phoney nor to the media. he sees himself rounding the bases after hitting the grand slam. while in reality he just craped

his expands at the prom. americans are filled with dread. but there are more important thing to dread, any medical procedure with a tube. a child with sticky hands who wants a hug. i dread the scent of lou dobbs' gym hamper. i trade elevator office conversations. and i dread when my shampoo gets so low i have to use hand soapt' which is what i normally drink when i i run out of wine. as for you dear viewer, there is nothing to dread about the election if you like trump and

he wins, you get four more tyears. if he loses you will get 8 more years. whether he's in the white house or out, it's still his show, and let's face it, we are all going to watch. greg: my co-host on the five and anchor of the daily briefing, dana perino. and dr. drew pinsky. her favorite sport is fishing for compliments. host of "sincerely kat" on fox nays, cat timpf. jupiter is his yoga ball.

tyrus. all right. dana, are you dreading the 2020 election? is it scaring you? >> no, i love elections. i love america and that's what we do. i can see why there is a little bit of dread. we have never stopped talking about the previous election. and usually there is a lull. 2019 was about politics. i don't think the democrats have actually drive and news cycle this year. so the president does it for them. greg: he's replaced the media as picking the stories. it's almost brilliant, dr. drew. are you worried this is creating long-term psychological damage to our country. >> the footage you aired of cnn

and msnbc that damaged me. what i dread is going back to that. if i seemo the same story that s so harmful to people to sit in that all the time, it's not good for us. greg: kat do you dread anything? kat: i disagree with our monologue. bind is too old. trump is too old. they are all too old. what we need is a baby. they serve for six months to a year. whenever they are able to communicate they are out, new c baby in. if they can't communicate they can't take my rights, they can't ytake my money. they can't do anything.

move to the white house. imagine i'm delivering a baby. >> we need a baby in sacramento. greg: the baby is the perfect libertarian candidate. move to the white house. greg: did you ever deliver a baby? >> yes. >> is that how you do it? greg: tyrus, are you dreading the elections or no? >> i dread dumb questions. to go back to this day will live in infamy. how many days have we had in infamy. how many asteroids have come to earth that it's over. kiss your mama, it's done. there is never an actual real

problem. we are in a good time to be american. what are we dreading. if you have a pistol or job you can get food. there are jobs everywhere. you can live at your parents for a long time. no missiles flying overhead. you don't have to fight people any more. you can yell at them on social media. now you have to see them. >> it's almost as if it's so easy a baby could do it. greg: up next a preview of the next debate. or as i call it three hours with

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the 2020 candidates. with the next d greg: will the next debate put you in a comatose state. the candidate had to meet tougher requirements for this

one. only half made the cut. we have the top 10 on one stage for three hours. it will require a lot of wine because it will and lot of boring. nowh marianne the one who said says the only interesting stuff on the debate stage and with the most of beautiful voice i have ever heard. no use who is not afraid to throw a punch. and no kirsten. the mean girl dropped out. marianne may give a rebuttal when the debate is over. that's me breaking news. get ready for three hours of pie in the sky promises. jabs at the frontrunner and plenty of trump's evil. or they could put this on a

three-hour loop and i would watch. they are applauding an elderly man getting punched by himself. that's psychotic. >> i miss those through. they are my favorites. now i won't watch at all. greg: you just get the highlights the next day. kat: i will watch it because i'm a serious journalist. one of these days greg will watch. i'm sad about kirsten gillibrand left. i started to like her. but she kept telling me she is a mom. she is a mom. what more do we need to know than that.t. you are in. she is no ranch dressing obviously. her baby -- her kids are too

old. i'm talking infants. she has plenty more time to drink warm milk. she strikes me as someone who sits on the floor. greg: you know when she dropped out, who was the happiest person? it's not a bad idea. why am i here. tyrus, al franken has got to enter the race tomorrow. tyrus: all he has to do is get 2.1% and he's in. the bar is pretty low. gillibrand, i'm sorry, i am pretty sure if i was going to promoted something i wanted to do and excuse me i need to find

the ranch. i would put my head down and leave. the signs were there. somebody interrupted your speech for a condiment about leading the free world. kat: but it was ranch. kat: dried chicken tenders? >> the thought on her head while you were talking about leading the free world. if that's what happened. that's why telling your woman how much you love her, can i borrow this, no. oh yeah, that's it. aukat: that's not how you are supposed to do it. greg: this debate sounds like a

tv show without a main character. acat require's without presidet trump. they will talk about him. but at least when you had some character. but i do wonder if there will and little bit of sharper elbows because now the rubber will hit the road. they have 20 weeks until the first vote.it and now they will all be on stage. but they can't hide behind the others. i think it will be interesting. she has long arms. kat: i have very long arms. tyrus: you are creating a very interesting concept. watching these debates is liking watching security cameras at the mall. >> i'm anxious to see one of those. >> it's not funny to me anymore.

maybe we'll get -- i think they need to release tiny bear cubs on stage and let them rome on the stage and see how they react. er. >> where the tickle collar. you know what a tickle collar is? >> i have no idea. greg: a tickle collar. greg: you let a stranger wear it. a stranger control it and if it tickles you -- tyrus: that's "the greg gutfeld show." greg: the survey that says new york is the least friendly state. it will probably change once i leave. so i can buy from

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jackie: this is a "america's news headquarters." at least five people are dead, victims after mass shooting in texas. it started in anyland. he high jacked a u.s. postal service vehicle. the suspect then fired randomly and people before he was killed

by police near a movie theater. more than a dozen people are being treated at an area hospital. one of the victims were just 17 months old. president trump and attorney general william barr are monitoring the situation. hurricane dorian is closing in on the bahamas. it's expected to make a catastrophic landfall. water and ice has been made available to people. others left the islands making the relatively short flight to florida. governor ron desantis telling floridians the state isn't out of the woods yet. the governor telling people because of the uncertainly i of the storm's path that they have to remain vigilant. the store is on an unpredictable

path and causing worries for four states. it could make a right turn and make a path up the coach. coach -- up the coast, heading for georgia and the carolinas. i'm jackie ibanez. you are watching the most of powerful name in news, fox news channel. have a good night. [♪] greg: they think the big apple treats them like crapful. a survey ranked the 50 states in terms of friendliness. the friendliess state, minnesota. people have what is called minnesota, nice. as opposed to minnesota li correct. it'sic locals are courteous and

mild mannered as they dismember your body and throw it to the pigs. the least friendly state of course new york which we all know isn't the case, right my friendly studio audience in new york? sure, new yorkers can be tough. a little wise crack. but unfriendly, no. no nonsense, yes. kind of like this guy. who is more new york, this guy. no wonder everyone thinks' so rude and mean and crass. where a new yorker might say [bleep], [bleep], [bleep] mind your own business. my theory is the antagonism towards trump is they never met a new york. kat: new york city is the least

friendly city and new york is the least friendly state. that's why i like it. have you been in another state where you getet in an uber the drivers talk to them. they say how was your day and i say don't ask me an invasive question. i don't even know you. when you are walking down the street and you are asked a question you have to take the vape out of your mouth. greg: is this more about accents. new york sound mean? minnesota sound nice? >> i think it has to do with pace and personal space. in minnesota you have got a lot of space. and you don't have to rush everywhere. and have a lot of stress. in new york there are too' people and is there not enough space. at first i didn't like it.

i am from -- from wyoming. now i barely recognize myself. greg: i remember the person i met in front of the building who blew me off. she wasn't nice back then either. dr. drew, is this right. >> have you been to california lately? people are not nice. in some places in the state people are octobe -- are obnoxi. i think it's a culture. >> it's a coastal thing. it's in the water. tyrus? >> i don't know what's in the water. but it has't to do with your own demeanor.. i find wherever i go, people can

be very nice to me. >> very rarely am i walking through the treats of new york and i say get out of my way. and it's always clutching their chest. very religious. so i don't experience the anger as much because i have a face that says -- greg: i wish one day i could inhabit your body. tyrus: this is getting weird, greg. greg: if you could build a little greg stack. mike a marsupial. tyrus: two things i never want

to hear d from you again with my name is insert and stack. change the subject [bleep] sorry, dana. greg: i think that trump is the walking embodiment of new york trash talk. he candi turn on you at any minute. >> remember when ted cruz pulled that maneuver and president trump was like oh, yeah? and all new yorkers went right. oh, we hate ted cruz and he's from texas. >> scaramucci, the same guy. gary: i'm not going to go there because i'm already in trouble. it's the outrage mob jet stream

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greg: there is nothing they won't do to cancel you. a twitter mob went after olive garden following a tweet that alleged the restaurant donated toha trump's campaign. the outrage faded after the company revealed they don't donate to candidates. next on the hit list. becky's pizza. a picture of their co-owner surfaced showingat their co-ownr holding a trump sign.

being outraged about everything is tiresome. but if you think you are suffering a from outrage fatigu. we have just the thing. [♪] >> kelly and conway slammed taylor swift. sean spicer joins "dancing with the stars." boring. trump says he's the greatest thing to ever happen to puerto rico, who cares. >> it sounds like you are fatigues. >> i can't seem to get outraged by this any more. >> outraged a teepg is all purpose clothing when you find yourself unable to get angry about things that don't affect you. look, they come with a super

convenient ass flap. matthew mcconaughey becomes a film professor. >> how do you feel now? >> i feel amazing. >> get outrage fatigue today. >> greg: do you get outrages online about anything. all you do is put pictures of you working out. >> that's how i feel about social media. if somebody is outraged on social hide yeah at me -- social media at me.

if e you get that upset, i am literally not that hard to find. if you are that upset come find me,e' we'll figure it out. you talked about it with stalkers and people who hate you. you don't worry about people who hate you any more because they don't have h to go find you. these boycotts seriously, six people are going to boycott your olivee garden? why can't these companies say get ahead. you need a few days off. greg: they get subject missive. >> it should be we are not firing this person. wewe are going to do our due diligence. >>ut when did the how dare you kind of feeling become

intolerable. that was something that was cool. it's like -- why a 22-year-old experiencing these emotions that have no real relevance except it gives them credibility in social media. greg: what was his wife's name? >> you know what it is? my theory is if you are contemplating a boycott, you are publicly revealing to everybody that there is a hole in your life. if you have got a fulfilling life. >> also if you have to announce it. if you don't want to use olive garden any more because you think this might be true. you don't have to tell us about it. i think about the smaller businesses like the one in connecticut. olive garden can afford to say forget it.

but a small business, i think if you are seeing this, everybody should go to franks, waste many called? greg: pepe's. that remind me of the bakely next to the college. -- the bakery next to the college. the bakery sued and got millions. i love that. katcatkat, you are alwayson the. kat: i can't imagine pretending to be offended in order to fit in with people pretending to be offended for the same reason. but at the same time the olive garden thing taught me a lesson. the le sign learned is, every one -- someone just said the oliveli garden donated to trump

and the internet got mad at them without any proof. all of my boyfriend were huge trumphu donors. greg: that's a great idea. you wake up in the morning and you are about to do that. it's a positive thing. it's like telling you you have a drinking problem. there is something in my life missing that i'm doing this. >> get your ass out of the house. you had to go to the olive garden to have a problem with it. there was a problem with my salad. but sir you ate the whole plate. kat: twitter did something way worse. they stopped tweeting me back.

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will you live lon greg: will you live longer if your spirit is stronger. people who are optimists might be living longer than pest mists. scientists -- then mes than pesi hurricanes sts. i know when i get old only one thing will keep me going. did everybody else see that? tyrus: greg, you should take your shirt off more often. we have an optimist and pessimist. >> you called me a realistic

pessimist. >> a real pessimist prepares for the worst and is happily surprised. >> i try to look on the positive side of things, if not it's going to feel like you live a lot longer. if you are miserable, you would think your life is living longer. greg: isn't it interesting woody allen is living long in obviously marrying your stepdaughter adds 10 years to your life. >> there is literature about people living longer with positive affect, it actually enhances our immune function. but it's why i said all that footage does us damage. greg: you have to be your own

curator of information. when you find information coming in, it's i affecting you. if you keep taking in the grab, it will make you crappy. tyrus: there was no question in there whatsoever. i guess i got confused by this. because every funeral i have been to they always talk about how optimistic the guy was and how much they loved life. he was miserable to be around and every accidents i have ever seen -- it's always the one -- you coming out of the house to climbb mount h mount everest.

you never see a miserable guy saying i am hang on a cliff because i'm miserable and i want to die. greg: t kat, do you believe this study? kat: sure. i'm a mess mist a d i'm a pesi . what do you do when you are 103? i am asking. i am sure people watch who are 103.

greg: 103 is like the new 83. the world is a cruel place. i'm always cold. greg: there is a place called hell. kat: and i look forward to it. >> that's optimistic of you. wer] are weeks away from the stt of the gutfeld monologues. september 14 in orlando, then atlanta, omaha, jacksonville, durham, knoxville. tickets still available. go there for ticket info. there's a company that's talked to even more real people

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