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it looks really well organized. it's not weakening at all. you see this rotation. that's the center of the storm. we've got rained moving in across parts of north carolina. it looks like it's kind of moving over the gulf stream here which is some normal water. it's about to get a little bit better organized. you can see that on the satellite picture here. fortunately, it's just off the coast of georgia and florida. but it is going to be moving much closer. look at our tropical models. they are all in really good agreement here. everybody, in agreement here, that without this running right along the coast, probably just to the northeast of the charleston area and then all the way through north carolina. the center of the storm should be right onshore or right off shore for about 24 hours. here's a look at what happens overnight tonight.

by the morning tomorrow, we've got a storm right off of charleston, probably a hurricane storm. maybe up to about 7 feet of rain. we start to see the rain spread even to the inland areas, causing some localized flooding. the entire area of north carolina. i think that's a pretty good bet, because our models are in such good agreement. we are not done yet. we will be by friday afternoon. we've still got to get through this category 2, right on our shores. >> jesse: georgia declaring a state of emergency for life threatening storm surges. he is on the ground in savannah with the latest conditions there. >> we should be into it now for the next 24 or 30 hours. it's difficult according to georgia's governor, to predict what the impact will be, because we haven't seen a before.

it is going to bring the rain down, it increase the wind, and in the morning, he says we'll start to get an idea of what the impact is. >> having a storm that just sits in one place, barely moving for, you know, 15-24 hours or whatever it was, is really kind of unheard of. >> matt: what is really unique about this is the high tide was about 1:30. here we are three hours later. it's hard to tell if this has really gone down at all in the three and a half hours since that time. something to be very concerned about is going to be high tide again at 1:30 in the morning. normally, it is at eight and a half feet. the roadways that connect to the mainland with the barrier island is only at 10 feet. you are definitely talking about roads that are going to be flooded, and all of the people

are likely to ride out this storm on the barrier islands. they are going to be disconnected and on their own. the local emergency forces have been directed that if the wind reaches beyond, they are locked down. that means, anyone who gets in trouble, they are on their own. jesse? >> jesse: appreciated. democrats are racing. a aoc, leading the way. she says, this is what climate change looks like. it's always been like this. no. this is about science and leadership. we either do carbon de carbon e don't and we let people die. i don't think it's very good

anymore and i think i know why. >> i think you could be right. >> she's lost her touch. it doesn't have any. >> dana: it yet. you do your own tweets. >> jesse: which are non. [laughter] >> dana: here's the news flash news flash. one of the ways that we did that was through innovation and fracking. so, that is good. i'm not a climate change denier at all, but i'm also a realistic person. in the green new deal, it says that we will replace fossil fuels with solar and renewable in ten years. that is not realistic. i don't need to get into it a million times about whether and climates not being the exact same thing. you could say, well, there was a stronger hurricane, but they hurt devastated areas first. that's not necessarily true either. but it could hurt other areas, fancy areas, but communities that do get hit with any sort of

storm, no matter what the cause is, mother mother nature. we do have an obligation to help them, and we are doing it. i don't know what she's complaining about. >> jesse: it's a scam. if you don't believe in what i believe, then you are killing people. in order to save people's lives, you have to institute socialism. >> that's the way it seems to be. you can either do what i want or people die. these hurricanes have happened before. they have happened a lot. maybe if we show aoc a map. it's horrible. it happens. we are much better off taking the politics out of this and trying to help people survive. try to help people build better houses, get away from the coastlines. and, i'm not worried after obama but his $15 million house.

seriously. that dude is on the coast. it's going to be okay. the minute he builds a bunker in kansas -- >> jesse: then we are going to get worried? >> jesse: one, to your point, ie statistics, because we are a fact based show, if you look at the statistics over the last hundred years, there's been no significant increase on the amount of hurricanes and their intensity if you go back to 1870. >> juan: i think there is no question that we've had a rise in sea levels. if you are in a coastal community, that's why people are concerned. but, to me, aoc's tweets, i don't think most people pay attention. i'll tell you what concerned me. the idea that the president of the united states, some wind se are supposed to trust, is using his sharpie to extend the reach

of his two. he used his black sharpie to extend the reach of the storm beyond what the researchers are saying to extend his political agenda. his political agenda is saying, "oh, i'm going to protect you." >> jesse: he beat hillary there. >> juan: i just think that he is a guy who is politicizing this, and it's coming as a risk, because we need accurate information in times like this. >> everyone is politicizing this. you say that people don't pay attention to aoc. i think they do pay attention to aoc. i think that's a big problem, because a lot of the stuff that she's putting forward makes absolutely no sense. it's not realistic. it's not possible. it's not going to happen. that's a problem. if you look at the cost put dowi

mean, bernie sanders has talked about putting $3 trillion. the way they are going to do that is they are going to repeal the tax on the rich and also corporations, which would have an impact on workers. they just don't realize. dean's right. this stuff takes time. this is not something you can do overnight. you have to retrain all those workers that work in the fossil fuel industry so that they all have jobs. this will impact poor people the most and our whole economy falling apart, to put climate change policy fourth. you have to be able to look at this step-by-step. i know it's a great campaign talking point, to come out and say, oh, this is an important issue among democrats in the polls. let me just create a plan that really couldn't be effective, but they sound really good. but when you really break them

down, these are solutions that are just not going to work. joe biden's two, to moderate. >> jesse: he is moderate, because he said he was going to eliminate fossil fuels. >> it's a sliding scale. >> juan: no ideas coming from the right. oh, armageddon. >> jesse: we are going to slide out of here. those are two great ideas. a domestic terrorist organization. more on the democrat's latest attempt to confiscate your guns, when we return. ♪ we're family. we'd do anything for each other.

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♪ >> juan: the gun control debate is heating up in the wake of a new shooting. they passed a resolution that rivals the national rifle association as a "domestic terrorist organization." they are urging the federal government to do the same. the nra is "a ludicrous stunt." joins walmart in asking customers not to bring firearms into their stores, even in states where open carry is allowed. jesse, you know, you hear about this, the democrats saying, hey, what about an assault weapon buyback program, right? and then some people on the right say, oh, confiscation. how does the buyback program strike you? >> jesse: they are talking about confiscation. i heard the words come out of

his big mouth. listen how ridiculous that is. people like to say there's tons-20000000 illegal immigrants in this country. you can't just round them up. it's impossible. there's hundreds of millions of firearms in this country. are you going to confiscate and round all those up either? no, beto wants to confiscate them. people are rallying behind that. this is ridiculous, because any illegal alien was just there, five times reported. he's shot. he gets protection. what a lie law-abiding nra mems labeled a terrorist? that's crazy. no nra member has ever committed a shooting. in fact, nra members have stopped mass shootings. rifles only account for 403

murders. not all of them are even ar-15s. if you get rid of the rifle, that's not going to start the murder. i heard them talking about the nra and its weekend leadership, specifically saying that if you have an ideal light closing loopholes, the nra says, oh, can't have that. not going to happen. even nra members to support ideas. >> they are also saying that the nra's insight in gun violence and insight in gun owners to violence. i think that's a pretty crazy claim. i don't think that you can say the nra is literally out there. i understand the solutions you just mentioned. outstanding background checks. those are reasonable, i think too many. but when you take that step and you go from there to a gun buyback program, which, someone

like beto is saying should be mandatory. that is a completely different direction. that is something a lot of people aren't going to get behind. i don't see people around the country willingly saying, oh, yeah, i'm going to sell you back my self-defense weapon, which is what they ar-15, that they are talking about all the time, is to a lot of people. they're just not going to do it. what happens when filled tell my people don't do it? is the government going to take them by force? that's not what this country is built on. part of that is that they wanted people to be entitled to protect their freedoms and protect themselves and their homes. wait until people in rural areas hear this, where when you pick up the phone to call the police, it takes a really long time to get there. these people rely on themselves to protect themselves and their families. i think that those are two separate conversations. there are some reforms that are palatable to many, but that's not where 2020 democrats are headed.

>> juan: i'm going to go to dana. dana, what's your reaction to walmart saying, don't bring guns into the store. >> dana: i've been trying to read a lot on it. more people on the right, i've read today, that are very frustrated, saying, it's here to stay. i also think that because people are so frustrated with raw sewage washington, these companies are making decisions, and i feel like private companies can make decisions that they want to make. that's a conservative point of view. i think that they can do whatever they want, actually. that might mean that they'll lose customers, but i have a feeling that they've already factored that into their decision. the other thing about san francisco is that it is not a place for a county supervisor to decide that an organization is a national domestic terrorist organization. to me, that was just attention-getting, and she got a lot of that. my friends that live on the outskirts, they don't even want to go into the city anymore,

because it breaks their heart, because it was a city that they loved, and now it is a place where there is so much crime. you may know better, i mean, you lived in california. we didn't even bother going in a couple weeks ago. i love that city. >> juan: i think crime is out of control. especially when we talk about personal crime. >> dana: the homelessness. there's a lot of problems that they should focus on. when you are at the county board of supervisors. >> jesse: i think the nra should come up with a counter nickname to san francisco and call them like poopy town. the nra is a great organization. they trained gun safety, to what you are saying. it's not like nra members are out there killing people. everybody needs to take a deep breath. everybody is screaming, "do something. do something" nothing good ever happens after "do something." that's when you get your face

busted. you get into a fight. take a deep breath. so walmart is not going to sell ammo anymore? that's ridiculous. i expect them to stop selling auto parts, because guns kill people. let's get rid of the dairy department, because cholesterol kills people. you are going to just have an empty store. they can just knock it down and say, "i remember when all this was walmart." >> juan: the stars of will and grace facing a firestorm for calling on trump donors to be outed. what they are saying now. that's next on "the five" ." ♪ if you build a truck tough enough to pull this much forward... you better make sure it's smart enough to back it all up. ♪ ♪

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♪ >> liberal celebrities, now backtracking after calling for trump administration to be oute outed. claiming they were "misinterpreted." he posted on social media that

he doesn't support discrimination of any kind and retweeted the statement saying, "i couldn't have said it better." so, you have worked in hollywood for a lot of time. you work with a lot of celebrities. were you surprised to see backlash on the left was to mark >> thank goodness for whoopi goldberg. i completely agree with what she said. there is no way that eric mccormick was misquoted. he said exactly what he thought. give me a list of the people so i know who i don't want to work with. debra messing was right there to back him up. it was really terrifying. he is guilty of saying something that hollywood's is thinking and just isn't saying out loud. this is probably the end of my hollywood career right here. after this, i will be washing cars. it's great. no, it's really scary, and there's this big rah rah in

hollywood. because then they are the cool kid. it's like throwing rocks at a building and breaking windows. look at me. i destroyed something. >> now, their claim is that we just want transparency. we are just trying to bring transparency to the process. but that's not what eric mccormick said. he said, so the rest of us can be clear about who we want to work with. that's not about transparency. >> juan: i agree. i think that that was over the line. i think that's why you see him getting called out. i guess that's citizens united. political donations are the equivalent of free speech. well, if it's free speech, let us hear you. we want to hear what you have to say. that's why when you saw joaquin

castro, he said, oh, here's the list of trump donors. the right people got so upset. here's a list of the people steve ross is inviting to a fund-raising event. what's so secret? why shunted americans know? >> jesse: because the left are crazy. they will probably try to assault these people. >> jesse: the right does not boy cat or any of that stuff. >> permission granted. >> jesse: a lot of these hollywood actresses are very coddled. they've never been told no. they have a team around them telling that everything they're doing is noble and righteous. when they go out and do something like this and say let's blacklist our own fellow

actors and actresses. their team finally gets around them and says, "this is trashy. you can't do that." it's like a child getting slapped down and then they have to walk it back. he was very clear when he explained it. it's like someone steals your bike, and then you say, i was just borrowing it. no you weren't. you were racing and the other direction. but, you know, they've got to learn their lesson. a lot of these people don't really know a lot about the newest and about what they are talking about, and they are very easily exposed. >> i'm just glad that this is happening openly. for so many years, this blacklist stuff happened before close doors. now, celebrities feel empowered to put it front and center. >> dana: that's a very good point. twitter has exposed a lot of people. twitter is free speech. it doesn't make it smart speech. so, like i said yesterday, this

always gives trump another man in the game. he's just like, oh, i'll take another one. i'll take another one. everybody's going, oh, boy. you guys should it say that. you're just helping him. it's probably not what they set out to do. i think that they were misunder interpreted. >> so you think this is going to get better or worse? is it going to get to a point where celebrities realize that if there is backlash on their side, saying, hold on, this is not a good idea, is this going to stop customer >> no. the tweeting won't might stop. it will just become more secretive. you will never admit that you voted for trump. you will never admit that you lean to the right. hollywood is full of libertarians. it always kills me when these hollywood people like jim carrey is halfway socialist now. it's like, dude, you came to america with nothing but the close on your back, you worked really hard, you had a skill and

a whole lot of luck, and look at that. you've achieved something. to have these people like turn their back on the american dream, it's sad, but it is the reality. >> jesse: he is probably one of the all-time great comedies in the industry, and then he goes and ruins it. >> juan: i don't think he runs it. but again, jesse, the joe mccarthy era and blacklisting was done by people on the right. >> dana: that's why nobody does it anymore. >> juan: remember what happened to joe mccarthy? have you know dignity? >> jesse: okay. isn't it ironic how they are now pulling the reverse? >> juan: that's why people are on the left saying that this is the wrong thing to do. >> dana: we need more of them, we need more on the left.

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♪ >> there's another downside to our tech addiction. apparently, it's making us impatient. according to a new study, people are blaming their smart smartphones for sending them ina fury. we get mad after 25 seconds if the traffic light doesn't change. the biggest annoyance, waiting in line too long. >> dana: that's not good. that's not good. the thing is, you can also afford to be, if you are waiting in line and you have your phone, you have something to do. we don't used to have that. remember the days when you had to just use your imagination, do your to-do list in your head. i think that patience and discipline are a great gift that you can give to yourself every day. i'm a little weird that way. >> are you completely addicted

to your phone, just a question mark >> jesse: no. not at all. i'm a very patient man. i listen to to monologues witht fidgeting. i don't get road rage in traffic. i have sirius xm on. if i'm at the airport, i get a good book. "the hobbit." it's the stage of my life. i mean, i don't really need tha that. i'm not waiting for the jordan to get released in the morning. i don't go to a restaurant. i made a reservation. lines are just a state of mind. >> wow. i didn't think it would get dee deep. i think i'm the only impatient person here. >> i have the road rage. i have all of those things that jesse says he doesn't have. i have all of those bad

qualities. i have no patience. i have no patience now. it hasn't really changed. the one thing i think is sad though is that i feel like it's bled over into relationships, where it's not just the waiting in line or, oh, my web page isn't loading. but now, it's like, people have no patience for the process of dating, you know, from making the phone call, putting the time in, taking someone out to dinner. it's so instant gratification, that this trend has ballooned out, and it's kind of messing with all of our relationships and everything. that's the part that worries me. but generally -- >> juan: i think you are the one honest person. i think we are all, by nature, bred to be impatient. we want things done now. we want instant satisfaction. the problem is that with technology in place, it has accelerated this desire for

instance satisfaction and gratification. as you so, it will blow up relationships. if you are stuck in traffic, it's frustrating, but what's going on now is, you feel dehumanized. why do we have to stand in line to get this ticket? why am i standing in line at the airport? why are they searching me at the airport. why can't i just get through. donna? you can get things. it's instant information. instant tickets. instant response. >> dana: i think you really have to focus on, like, serenity is so important, and patience as a part of that. you have to work at it. pray. i mean, that's a great way to spend your time. stick a that's a gift you have to have. >> dana: it's not a gift. no, i actually had to really work at it. but it's because i wanted my life to be better. i wanted my life to be happier and more joyful. if i'm impatient, then i'm not

putting out good energy into the world. i really have to work at it. but once you do it for a long time, for many years, i didn't have it at the white house. i remember at the last day, i was like, nothing i ever do will be that important. this is not that big of a deal. i'm a lot more chill. one thing about relationships though, if you are more patient than your partner, that can cause some tension. >> what did you do? whatever you did, i need that. >> we need to be patient as a society. it's like a couple segments ago, we are like, do something. do something. this country was founded by a lot of smart dudes who had entire months just to sit around and go, wow. i wonder how the roman empire fell. >> juan: they watch tweeting, michael. they weren't tweeting. we should pray the storms away. >> dana: that was not my point. i did not say you should pray away the hurricane.

>> yeah you did. yeah you did. i think we misinterpreted what you said. under interpreted. >> is this a new word? >> remember george w. bush said miss underestimated >> . >> tell him i said hey. i like that crazy cowboy. why a school is banning harry potter and how this miniature horse ended up on an airplane. coming up next.

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that's now not how a barbecue . >> dana: she thinks that they are doing it to her on purpose. >> jesse: she's a vegan complaining, "i smell fish." if i was this dude, i'd be cooking beef and telling her it was kangaroo. >> dana: are you vegan question might >> know i used to be though. but fish does stink. i think that if you are cooking bacon, it smells good. let's all admit that they can smells delicious. the fish stinks. can't you put a fan there? >> dana: i don't like cigarette smoke. >> jesse: health consequences. i don't think that smoked fish can kill you. >> juan: that woman was at a house, not an apartment.

>> juan: look, unless the homeowners association tells you you can't look at it, it looks like she and her neighbor have a beef. i don't know what's going on here, but i don't believe that there's any rational reason. i can't believe anybody would sue over somebody having a barbecue. >> dana: i think she should have a cheeseburger and she'll be happy. all right. we have another story. up next, kids won't be able to check out "harry potter" books. that's because the pastor is banning them. he believes that they can conjure evil spirits. >> juan: this is craziness. someone has to let folks know, this is fiction. it's not real. young people have imaginations, and their imaginations love harry potter. i think it's what makes you, and it makes religion looks small.

>> dana: of banning is not good. >> well, the hobbit is a great alternative to harry potter. i think this is the kind of thing that gives it a bad name. these kind of stories, not a good look. what do you think about schools banning books? >> anybody who wants to ban books automatically freaks me out. it's like they want to shut down thinking and people. especially in kids. but you know, listen. i don't know. i don't know about the spouse. all this did was make me want to go try one. >> dana: try one on juan. >> that's what i want to do. i want to know, which spells specifically work. somebody turns out the lights. >> juan: i think their head might start to spin like the

exorcist. >> what is the guy do when he goes to a tour toy store and sa luigi board? >> dana: may be able just have to buy them at home. finally, a woman turning heads with her travel companion. an american airline flight from chicago to nebraska. a mini service horse is a legit service animal. i was wondering if you are going to have this horse on your show this weekend. >> jesse: no, this horse is already booked. this woman needs to be institutionalized. she can't come out of her horse, let alone get on an airplane like that? >> dana: i understand the need for a service animal, but does it have to be a horse? >> who names their horse flirty? my dog gets nervous. so like isn't the horse going to

be nervous too and does he get a service dog question what does he get a little monkey and the monkey gets nervous and he gets a cat? >> dana: we all love animals, and i love horses of any size. >> i would welcome a plane full of miniature horses and not one human on it. i think it's adorable. i think she said it was medical alerts and mobility assistance. i love the miniature horse. i say, you know what. >> dana: juan, if you this hore got on, what would you do? >> juan: you tell me that i should become an pray, but she's a jerk. she's an idiot. it's just too much. people are taken advantage of good-natured people. some people have too much anxiety. they are taken advantage.

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♪ >> jesse: time now for "one more thing." dana. >> dana: their first hurricane door and rescue on monday. it was one of a furry kind. check this out. they were awaiting dorian's arrival. i got a call from a resident saying she was struggling to care for a 6-year-old puppy. she knew that she would not be able to once the storm hit. they have named this little

puppy dory after hurricane dorian. now it has a nice happy family. >> wonderful. >> juan: all right. what the world needs now is love sweet love. this weekend, i went to two weddings. rachel and jimmy danced their way into the reception. take a look. [cheers and applause] there they go. after the wedding, they went to the baseball park with their matching jerseys that say "just married." take a look at that one. just married august 2019. the next day, got on a play. no service animal. went out to utah. my college buddy's wedding was there. love was floating at the university of utah rose garden. congratulations to these two lovely couples. it takes two to make a thing go right. >> juan with euphemisms.

>> trying to catch up with you. >> people having a little fun in the backyard. kids for instance. take a look at this young buck, just, you know, trying to slice an apple with his samurai sword. how do you think this is going to go? oh! >> jesse: did not see that coming. >> he is at least $25. >> juan: i think his dad is pretty upset. michael. >> okay, we've got dave chapelle's sticks and stones. the rotten tomato scores are in. the american people, the audience, critics only 38%. i want to apologize to dave chapelle. you were a little high on your critics number. you want like zero critics liking it. >> dana: is that typical? >> no, it's not typical at all.

but god bless you, dave chapelle. he's been one of the best stand-up supper. it's fantastic. it's really great. >> juan: among big dave chapelle fan. he's a d.c. kid. i didn't think that was very good. >> all right. so you've got to check out this maid of honor at this nebraska wedding paired you might notice something different about her, well, it's not a dress. she's in a t-rex costume. she texted her sister ahead of time and got approval. she didn't want to spend a lot of time. she wanted something that she thought she could get more use out of. apparently, for her, that was a t-rex costume. i feel like this is the second time i've done a t-rex story on the show. she picked the t-rex costume. may be like, she always wanted to be dinosaur for halloween, i'm thinking. i'm hoping this is why she wanted the costume. she got so much backlash for it,

but her sister had to come out and defend her, say like, listen, she checked with me. i was totally fine for with it. >> dana: everyone is going to remember that wedding. >> she's the maid of honor in the t-rex costume behind her. >> juan: maid of honor. >> people are saying, oh, you tried to steal her thunder. >> juan: i just think it's a little, you know, strange. that's what i was thinking. >> jesse: you want it be upset if someone showed up to your wedding as a dinosaur? some would say a wedding is comic relief. we are going to kick them right out. they're not getting any food. that's like the guy that doesn't pay the bill.

he has t-rex arms. he can't find his wallet. i don't know anybody like that. up next is bret. thanks, jesse. good evening. welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. hurricane dorian is headed up the east coast. people being told to get out of the way. florida, predicted to be ground zero late last week, largely escaped, but the devastation in the bahamas is being described as apocalyptic. steve begins coverage tonight from nassau. good evening, steve. see five good evening, . people have been waiting for hours. sometimes, they get lucky.