i am jeanine pirro for truth justice and the american way. "the greg gutfeld sho coming up. greg: i was even willing to stand out in the rainy get my hair soaking wet to show it's my real hair at least. it wouldn't be pretty. it's my hair. it may not be great but i will say it's better than most of my friends who are the same age. greg: i can't really argue with that. [applause] the media is at it again making the crack at the outrage. here's the current state of the "cnn" newsroom.

♪ i have to say cuomo and lemon have a natural chemistry. that was found. anyway, remember last week's rally? thayer, trump told reporters people waiting in line for the show are soaking wet which immediately triggered cnn's expert firemen to leap from their bunk beds, slide down their fiery red poles and come to the rescue in their matching blue -- the lure pajamas to do what? to point out that it's 80 degrees and sunny outside of the rally. it's not raining so how could they be wet? maybe someone should point out to "cnn" there is this thing that happens when it's hot and sunny in the south. it's called sweating. mr. stelter.

sorry, i find it hard to believe that this fellow wasn't familiar with that concept. it's that stuff you feel when you go up one flight of stairs. [laughter] [applause] me too. all right, we all swept. by the way i have 10 women in the front row. i have like 10 women in the front row and you come from north carolina and they travel all over the place. hold up your hands. these are great women. i see them so much. and i must say they have other things to do. they look rich as hell to me. greg: poor people have nothing to do. which is good to cut as they were forcing you to buy lightbulbs that cost a fortune. they were forcing me to buy life walls that cost a fortune. so i signed something a couple

of days ago that gives you the right to continue to use the incandescent light. i'm not a vain person. but i look better under an incandescent light then these crazy lights that are beaming down on us. please, please, please say more about the bulbs. in fact they have labels. don't break this bull bull. what you going to do, throw it away cracks i promise i won't break it. you will hopefully buy the new ones but you can buy the old ones too and you can save a lot of money and you can even look better. greg: greg: he's not done with the light alt's. >> what's with the light of? it said here's the story. a ball that we are being forced to use number one to me most importantly the light is no good. i always look orange.

[laughter] and so do you. greg: no more cars -- no marked house, no more planes. >> no more cows know more cars, no more people i guess. kevin is just like a cow, just a little bit smaller. i just looked at that youthful political face of yours yours. greg: it's the media that now looks terrible always switching side to cover themselves. hey john bolton, i'd like him you like him and we all like his mustache. here is some fun facts about his mustache. his mustache once dated a barbie twin. his mustache once qualify for the olympics in the deadlifts but chose instead to pursue a life of crime.

his mustache on the winery. his mustache actually has its own mustache. his mustache tastes like delicious fresh raspberries. don't ask me how i know. now the left hates bolton so when he left the white house you would think they would rejoice but no, they screamed and justice whining about how bad it is that the guy they call the mass murder for years is now out of power but that's the media the most distrusted product sense to expand. trump is not an interventionist and bolton is. two different philosophies that we nail the split was coming. trump is the ceo. he hires you and sees how it goes and when it stops going, you go. that's how things work at work

which is why politicians and other folks who've never had a real job don't get it. they want lifelong gigs for connections and friends none of which trump has time for as much as i respect bolton to president of red eye i get it. it's a new era. we have a ceo who believes he should be in the room with the bad guys did meanwhile as the media rules for phony outrage to phony outrage to do you guys remember the recession? trump gets proven right again. remember worrying out loud about disaster relief getting hijacked by crooks? he was right and he was speaking for you when he said it. this week the fbi arrested a female contractor ceo of wire fraud and bribery charges they brought billions to hurricane relief. any word from "cnn"? let's go to brian for a response.

[laughter] that's the last thing a meatball sub ever sees. stop it. all right i waited too long. [applause] and you wonder why the media is hated in why the media hates you because you now see them for what they are. do you know who doesn't see them for who they are? stanford, wells agreed jackasses of the apocalypse. here's why. republicans have never been more solidified behind a candidate. wouldn't you only primary a president if that wasn't the case? these ghosts are challenging trump not because the parties against them but he cut the media is. that's crazy. it makes you think if they can challenge trump then just about anyone can. >> yes the republican primary with joe walsh not the amazing

joe walsh is awesome and amazing. this joe walsh is a loudmouth. plus he told everyone he went for a hike so he could have sex with someone who wasn't his wife that was marked. how bout astride ex-x. medicated pad from the 1980s? everyone from full house who isn't in jail. and a with a heart of gold. this waterskiing squirrel. the color magenta often overlooked is the color. the trivago guy but only if he doesn't shave. howie mandell, a cat, two cats. >> 47 cats. >> a ford galaxy the first mailman to keep wearing shorts in the winter, blue dots look-alike steve jenson, "fox &

friends," "fox & friends" weekend. the best person to primary donald trump, and donald trump because only he can beat himself. [applause] >> she talks faster than an auction air on redland foxx contributor annalee caban you. [applause] he is so dry his often mistaken for death valley writer comedian david angelo. she is smart and full of heart cats and. [applause] he uses google earth to take a selfies. my sidekick and host. emma emily, emily, emily what do you make of it?

>> my biggest thought is why wouldn't they use whatever things that they are hoarding like sanford says i have this great idea to reduce the debt. why wouldn't we share it now? why is that like when they came out and said we are giving this to everyone in the interest of everyone safety. they have these amazing ideas and they think they can do better. why are they sharing it but the administration now so we can all benefit? greg: that such a good point although i would never do that. i have a good idea that would save lives. i would wait. i am a jerk. i want to make money. suffering be. david i don't know what you are more upset or angry about such as go for it. so drop up primary challenge. you hate the media more than i do. >> i do hate the media. they are useless. they do nothing.

how is "cnn" business any more? you had two years and you are literally wrong about everything you put on television. it's up to the viewership getting on the couch sitting out the end of the day i want to feel like i have carbon monoxide poisoning. hear what don lemon has to say. they are wrong about everything. greg: you mentioned a company for two years putting out a faulty product. >> everything about the election they got wrong and then they just transition and everything about russia wrong and along the way they'd be like jussie smollett. >> how can you have a meltdown because it's bad and when he gets out he also has a meltdown about that. they just like meltdowns but i really like john bolton.

every juror -- interaction i've had with him as an positive, nice guy funny guy. i couldn't be happier that he's no longer in a position of power because we have the cycle where we use more to solve problems and that creates more problems than that creates more war and it just keeps going and going and it's hard to get out of. one of the things i like about the president as he seems to understand that it seems to be trying to change that. i'm happy to see that. greg: it's interesting how the media are like upset that the president personality is more peaceful. they almost want the reverse. they wanted nice guy who kills a bunch of people. >> they want forensic files for the happy ending. greg: they never have a happy ending. >> i think the problem with the media was old and was a victim

of a war that they know nothing about and i will say it slow. integrity. he had a belief system which he felt very strongly about. the president's plan was not something that he agreed with. instead of being what they would do nba gasman and league anger out to them and help them undermine the president he basically said i can't agree with this philosophy and here's my philosophy and the president said, this was like a year after they figured out what they were doing, you can help me what if i want to do you aren't going to change your mind and i'm not going to change mine. your service is no longer needed there's nothing wrong with that. greg: let's move on. [applause] it happens every two months. something happens. we have a different philosophy and now he disagrees every time.

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show" presents. greg: what if we learned from the debates besides how much we hated thursday's debate? as predicted everyone loves talking about trump. how dangerous donald trump's. the consequence of his presidency. >> president trump, you've spent the last two and a half years full-time trying to sow hate and division among us. >> we know that trump is a racist. >> we must defeat trump, the most dangerous president in the history of this country. >> i may not be the loudest person up here but i i think we have already got that in the white house. >> euston, we have a problem. greg: oh god, what a mom joke. that's too bad they feel that way because trump respects all of them. >> i respect all of them. i'm getting to be much better as a politician. you never thought you'd hear that answer.

greg: and then trump's campaign loses banner over the event. socialism will kill houston's economy vote trump 2020. [applause] even when he is not there, oh he is there. then we saw this thing. >> my campaign will give a freedom dividend of $1000 a month for an entire year for 10 american families. someone watching this at home right now. greg: that's about 10 massages. and then there was this. >> hell yes we are going to take your ar-15, here ak-47s. greg: good luck with that splendid man. the only thing you'll be taking is my order at an el paso arby's. [applause] how about joe, right? joe made some points and then he started yapping about a record

player. >> played the radio, make sure comics to me make sure you have the record player on that night. greg: albedi thinks bluetooth is something you get from eating blue paint. and some whippersnapper try to take him out. >> are you forgetting what you said a minute ago? are you forgetting already what you said just two minutes ago? i can't believe you said two minutes ago that they had to buy and am now you are forgetting that. greg: talk about elder abuse. but the only real fun came when some protesters started in. >> things that are important in things that are unimportant. [chanting] greg: i don't even know what they said either. maybe if we saw them we could

make it out. [chanting] [applause] greg: i still can't figure it out. high points and low points? >> these people. what i'm saying is all they had to do was just get one normal person up there. all they had to do was so simple and they can't do it and it's like you watch it and you are all pondered. it's difficult. they say all these things. i hate the media so much. they keep saying they want these open borders and unlimited immigration and free health care for everybody. george stephanopoulos, excuse me how do you do both of those? all you have to do is ask back one question.

[applause] but i do appreciate george stephanopoulos. he's a friend of jeffrey epstein's suffice it to say. he went to the dinner party at the house. it's nice he could moderate the debate. what a comedian. you got it jeffrey epstein's house for a dinner party after he's convicted of child molestation and these moderating the presidential debate. greg: i didn't even know that. i don't read enough. >> i will tell you why, greg. it's not in the media. they cover it all up. they are useless. greg: well-wisher high point and low points? >> i was absolutely infuriated by what badeaux said about taking away guns and hell yeah we are going to take your guns. all right tough guy.

i know he thought he was being cool and being progressive and maybe he's been too busy skateboarding around his liberal bubble so he doesn't understand this but there are millions and millions of responsible legal gun owners, people people who deal on these guns and by him saying that he is going to take them away to make it safer he is implying that the mere ownership of one of these guns means that you are going to use it to commit mass murder. not only is that illogical and stupid because as gun ownership has gone up violent crime has gone down and that's a fact. it's actually so insulting to all these people who are just trying to exercise their constitutional right which anyone who wants in a president -- wants to be president should know about. [applause] >> i'm going to be real with you. there was a really good football

game on. [laughter] and i know you were very serious yudin need to make sure you watch this debate and i had a friend watch it for me. >> you are welcome, buddy. >> at they are like diehl the democrat just said he was going to take your ar-15. i sends a what? because i have a different creed we live by a different creed. we live by a wish. you hope for the best and we wish for [bleep] and i was like who was at? it was too old white men. they are always trying to take stuff from me. i'm a little worried they have actually got something behind them. >> it was the skinny guy. which one, dog, which one? p he said o'rourke. >> i clicked back to my game and thank god i did.

[laughter] greg: who upset you the monks? >> i think biden. he is so outdated. for some reason he keeps being ahead in the polls. i have absolutely no idea why. i thought his answers were so lame and inadequate and disqualifying. he has no place in the national conversation and the quiet ones that were trying to be specific and had plans to back it up were drowned out by the more gladiator moments at the media covered so excitedly into me when angry or -- and/or yang at the end started talking about freedom dividend to the forms of handing out cash it's like that's freedom of speech. that's the thing that the military earned for us and died for us. that's what being an american is

i loved when biden said no one should be in prison for a nonviolent crime. if this guy wins i'm going to start money-laundering immediately. [laughter] greg: all right that's all. up next hillary's e-mails are back and now they are work of art. art. [applause] if your adventure... keeps turning into unexpected bathroom trips. you may have overactive bladder, or oab. not again! we're seeing a doctor when we get home. myrbetriq treats oab symptoms of urgency, frequency, and leakage. it's the first and only oab treatment in its class. myrbetriq may increase blood pressure. tell your doctor right away if you have trouble emptying your bladder or have a weak urine stream. myrbetriq may cause serious allergic reactions, like swelling of the face, lips, throat or tongue, or trouble breathing. if experienced, stop taking and tell your doctor right away.

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greg: she lost an election and now she's into art collection. it's an exhibit in italy called the hillary clinton e-mails in 60,000 pages of e-mails. out. how earth friendly. they called it art. the post reports hillary somehow gets wind of this exhibit and they center over there magically where she sat for an hour sifting through e-mails. she was quoted as saying her appearance was a surprise. e like epstein suicide. nothing in a calculated clinton world happens by surprise. but okay, fine. she sits behind a fake oval office does for an hour to make like she was president. fine, well she's not. am i right felix? >> yeah. greg: thank you for that. cap this is a woman who would

plan a sneeze six months in advance and hire a trained to do it. this is not a prompted. >> she is not very spontaneous, good off the cuff. republicans really need to get over the whole e-mail thing. how many times have you heard back? republicans stop talking about my e-mails, and get over it. can we get over the e-mail thing? and then she publicly flipped through them? are you insane? that's like some dude talking to his wife like can you just get over the affair? i'm so sorry in the next like being like do you want to watch an old sex tape by made with the other woman? i have a queued up on apple tv. [laughter] greg: you are almost in the clear. greg: she can't say no to

anything. >> are you sure she is saying no are these the ones from wikileaks? we need to go check it out. nope, we cool, we cool, we cool. need this one. we cool. this is a classic episode the killer came back to see if there was any any evidence in she didn't realize page 96061 was stuck to page 962 and that's where we found out about all the illegal act two days in the fake donations. she had to go but the artist didn't have to go. greg: at the theory and this is proof that she has no friends. usually you have a close friend that comes up to its said hey don't do this emily, sped for your career but nobody said that to her. >> also i feel like this reminded me of when the e-mails

were. in everything from hillary said see. this is her dream. she's been waiting years to see them all. out in from of her and to be able to read through them. like one of those instagram moments where they literally fly across the world to achieve the instagram moments and whatever the caption was. >> things are a little tough right now. the money is not rolling in. >> to know what i think? i think what she was doing that art exhibit bill was getting on with his own art exhibit. he was sitting at a similar desk >> he's all the marble statues. [laughter] >> trump, that would have been the perfect time.

just bring all the agents and swoop in and say we have got you now. all the evidence there is taken in. >> how could she not run? >> in her obituary the first line is love trump. the crowd is so bad she can stumble back up on stage. >> she shows up with joe biden and ask them what year it is. he will say 1978 and she's the front-runner. she is in again. greg: exactly. still ahead the new hollywood blacklist there's, next.

greg: is there anything more depressing than debra messing?

"will and grace" remember that? debra messing tweet about an upcoming trump andre sims beverly hills. mccormick has the hollywood reporter to report on everyone attending the events of the rest of us could be clear about who we still want to work with and amassing followed suit asking for list of attendees as well put set up a wave of critics saying tweet was akin to mccarthyism and that would make eric, joe mccarthy and deborah charley carthy for treating eric like a dummy. they claimed they only want to know where trump's major donors were coming from. [bleep] they wanted to nail everybody down to the cat her. meanwhile kirstie alley to to quote you refuse to be part of the hollywood asked that they can't see they are not working with republicans refusing to do business with people. stop acting above the fray you

hypocrites. we are the same species. let's help each other get dam yahoos. [applause] how weird is it that kirsti allie's the new hollywood rebel. it's almost as weird as this. [laughter] i don't find that weird at all. like sunday night. tyrus only people who live in a bubble with no friends would do this. they felt that they could just say hey let's just nail everybody who disagrees with us because it's not going to affect me. >> is this from personal experience? did something happen in your bubble? >> i don't have a bubble. you know that i flowed everywhere. >> she made a great point if you single somebody out it is you don't like them or don't approve of them if that was any other situation like i want to lift up everyone who is porting michelle

obama's book. if someone put that out to everybody would say, how dare you? [applause] it's the same thing. it's no different. same. shame, and where is twitter? they are supposed to take things down like that. what if the list came out in one of those people were shot or harms? they are responsible. where is twitter? aren't they supposed to take stuff down that is negative? greg: emily you are a lawyer so you claim that we have very little proof of it. is this just like the card via some, worst? >> there's a good argument for that. my issue is how hypocritical hollywood is. these are the same people who called for a complete boycott of georgia in the film industry.

$4.6 billion industry related and they are just going to wipe out their jobs. debra messing made $20 million last year and there is 16% rise in homelessness the largest homeless population in l.a.. susan sarandon was talking about people of color and women running for office in this country. they are such a talk received from top to bottom so sure mccarthyism again. greg: i'm glad you agree with me after that long, long answer. [applause] greg: and david are you on any list? you should be analysts? >> i am black listed in hollywood. i was critical of osama bin ladin and they had a problem with that, so. >> shaming bin laden again.

>> i don't get the opportunity to be groped by a producer for not speaking role in the cw. greg: kirsti allie's really an american folk hero. she is an american folk hero. >> she is definitely right. always drives me nuts when you see these people who think because of their political view that makes them morally superior to other people. they don't even realize, know that actually makes you the [bleep]. i don't know how they don't realize that and also i just don't get it, the urged a boycott. if i personally were to boycott anyone or any company that supported politicians with whom i did not 100% agree, i would have to go plowed into the woods and live in total isolation. as appealing as that sounds, i

don't think i'd be very good at chopping wood. i don't think i'd be good at whittling a stick down to make a shank and even if i did spear the pheasant how were the cook it because i don't have any what? >> that's a good point. [applause] greg: all right. i agree. i am very impressed. up next and coulter has a new target and

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greg: if you are woke and it's no joke. that's the case of the so-called outdated humor of friends on the show's 25th anniversary. we are old. some columnists remind you that the show was terribly expensive. accusing the show of many things including a lack of diversity, fat shaming and trans-phobia. i can imagine what they will say when people watch my show 25 years from now. and see this.

that was a sitcom. he is good. kat what is your stance on friend's? did you watch a lot of a lot of friends and how they feel about it now? >> my mom wouldn't let me so that made me want to watch it more and i did. i turned out great. i think i'm a very inclusive person in terms of the fact that i have friends from all different back rounds, all of different -- however if you ever use the word and are serious you are not welcome in my home. you're offended that a show from a different time has jokes from

a different time tax that's how time works jessica. that's literally how time works. you need to calm down. people are dying. greg: you've heard of this disorder where the inflicted of the disorder can't endure other people having a good time. these are the people. i guess you call them leftists. you can't do anything with these people. [applause] >> i feel like how upsetting is it that we live in a world where friends is too edgy? this is happening? >> that's how i felt about it when my mom said no. >> this is not that dystopian future i signed up for. we'd have the secret police and stuff. they show that was on network tv look at it. the equivalent of the sex

pistols these days. it's that show. greg: that's allen ginsburg. >> in the old days remember there were seven words you can't say on television. there are 15,000 words you can't say in private conversations. [applause] >> i'm going to keep it real again. friends literally has nothing for me to watch. a bunch of white people who all live together and nobody got shot or pregnant eye each other? >> oh no people got pregnant. >> the point is it was literally -- greg: do you know anything about friends? >> all i know is when he came on i found other things to do. i guess i'm a bad guy.

i watched archie bunker and i laughed my apps off. george jefferson and archie bunker where twos area types from two different racist backlash to make up the humor. it was funny. even friends as lame as it looks , i'm sure you guys laughed. you guys to watch it forever and are still watching it. i never got it. the one dude ross talked once and i fell asleep. i'm over it. i do want to hear it. you've bugged me all night. >> i didn't say anything. >> i don't want your view about shows "happy gilmore." david chapelle had a whole new thing come out where he told joe and he made fun of people and he was a rough. he made fun of himself. if friends bother you here's an idea, don't watch anything.

[applause] greg: emily all of these people that are writing these criticisms i don't think they will ever produce anything of merit so what they do is they just sit back and tear down people who are producing it. that's all they do. >> it's like a restaurant critic they are just there to complain and. everything apart. the amount of content in existence on tv and in life it boggles my mind that everyone is focused on an old show that's having its anniversary on netflix and that's why everyone is freaking out. i've never watched it. and really care for but why can't that the beatitude? whatever. [applause] >> i don't think people are actually offended. as we know the media --

greg: it's true, it's true. i watched a bit of friends. i thought it was weird when ross did join the kkk. >> that was joey. >> chandler was the aryan nation >> they would win wind way more enemies at the dead. greg: all right the gutfeld monologue. the next show is sunday in atlanta. shows coming up in omaha jacksonville durham and knoxville per tickets available for all shows. go to g that felled.com

>> we are out time thanks to emily david angelo, our studio audience, i love you.

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