cover next week. but, let not your heart be troubled, laura ingraham up next. we'll see you on monday. hope you have a great weekend. >> leslie: gogogogogogogogogogoga minute. here is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i'm jesse watters along with katie pavlich, geraldo rivera, katie pavlick and are you going gutfeld. this is the "the five." >> jesse: president trump ready to throw down with democrats as major holes emerge in the whistleblower's complaint. >> these people are sick. they are sick. and nobody is calling out. >> trump willing to go scorched earth over what he is calling the witch-hunt 2.0. it comes as g.o.p. leaders are demanding to know the whistleblower's white house sources as inconsistencies pile up.

these new details not stopping nancy pelosi from accusing the white house of a cover-up and floating a new russian conspiracy theory. >> two wrongs do not make a right. and the president is going to have to answer that they know how wrong it is. so it's wrong for -- as we saw with the russian interference. and by the way i think russia has a hand in this by the way. >> jesse: and the media is again taking cues from the democrats pushing this new talking point. >> this is how mafia boss talks. >> the entire white house is being run by a person who like a mob boss. >> that sounds a lot like a mob boss. >> he said this was classic mafia style talk. >> absolutely. >> reading a transcript from a mob wire tapped. >> you see mob bosses doing it? >> i don't like these mafia like tactics. >> donald trump speaks like a mobster. >> jesse: greg, i want to touch on the mafia line. because in most industries you try to differentiate yourself between your competitors because these

people are all com competing against each other. yet, they all say the same thing. no originality. why is that? >> greg: also, this isn't new. they were doing this, i think, two years ago we done a similar montage of the mafia smear but the funniest thing about it is it is really not a smear. the reason why trump is often effective with world leaders he is because is he like the mafia boss. the fact is if you want a negotiator you would rather have donny core leon rather than donnie osmond. would you rather have a mafia don or a greeter from lowe's which is what joe biden is gerald gerald as lon.>> geraldo: as long as you break the law. >> greg: donald trump is basically a dove who talks loud. pulling troops out. the thing that really bugs me though. this complaint that they are actually preferring this complaint over the actual transcript. and i think it was -- who is the dude that talks like

this. brit hume. brit hume made a great point. >> jesse: that point. >> greg: america knows more from the transcript than nobody knows from the actual complaint. and preferring the complaint over the transcript is like, you know, preferring to go to a super bowl party than the actual super bowl. it's like preferring a stuffed animal over a real one. it's like tofu over steak. >> jesse: amazing analogy, greg. >> greg: i would like to finish this up river river makie hungry. >> greg: rejecting a transcript over hearsay. blaming trump for heightened security on transcripts after multiple leaks. essentially blaming him for buying a better safe. and now you have 300 officials. suddenly come out and they are all mostly obama officials. this is more orchestrated than the moon landing. >> jesse: wow, breaking news. >> greg: we know that's fake. >> jesse: that you true. >> greg: have you seen it? >> jesse: we will save that discussion for another time. and now they have subpoenaed

the secretary of state. what's going on now, dana? >> dana: so, whether it is orchestrated or whatever, when you -- because the way our government is, if you have somebody saying, for example, rudy giuliani say i got all the text messages and they are right here. and they are from the state department. well then have you now -- okay, well, we would love to have you come up and we would love to see that. and who are the text messages from? say they are from five people who have been the tentacles of this reachout and so many people have to hire lawyers. >> jesse: the lawyers are the worst. >> greg: i hope you didn't text me. >> jesse: i do know what you mean though because now it's spiraling out of control. i'm wondering, geraldo, if people in the white house think maybe we shouldn't have released the transcript. because that just gave him more ammunition. they could have held it back on privileged grounds and said none of your business and never set the precedent. gerald geral>> geraldo: i'm noe

it's spiraling out of control. what is the high crime or misdemeanor that the president committed? >> jesse: i don't think it's a crime at all. >> geraldo: even with the allegations stated and i have read this thing over and over there is no high crime or misdemeanor. >> dana: that's a political determination. can i say jesse wearing white tennis shoes with no socks is a high crime and it's misdemeanor because it's a political definition. it's not a legal one. >> jesse: it's a fashion. >> geraldo: this is all second-hand smoke. these are not whistleblowers. this someone highly paid, highly connected media-type who may or may not have been a cia guy at some point in his life. he is the one taking the information from all different people in the white house, including the west wing filled with the vipers and snakes and back stabbers and rats. i think that you have a situation here where the

president still -- this is the russian collusion delusion 2.0. >> jesse: with that said and maybe there aren't any high crimes and misdemeanors because i haven't seen any. the democrats don't care. they are still going to do the impeachment. i bet they do it in the house and they vote and it doesn't matter if all the facts are on the president's side. you can't convince them so this thing. >> katie: that's the issue with the transcript, right? if they had released the complaint that the intelligence committee in the senate and the house received without the transcript, people would believe the complaint over the transcript. so, you release the transcript and hope that people can look at it and know exactly what was said. but the timing here now comes into question because the complaint is dated august 12th, 2019. and adam schiff claims that he only got it like this week. and you had alyssa who sits on the same committee in the house not only should he not be making stuff up how long did he have this complaint and why didn't he share it with the committee because they were only given two

hours to look at the complaint. so, obviously, it's political. you know, democrats are doing this to set up the president. the reason why bill barr is mentioned in the complaint is obviously tactical to try to take him out so he cannot defend the president just like jeff sessions could not defend the president against the russia probe. it's very tactical in what was said and what was laid out. the question for republicans, you know, there is a lot of fodder for them there too. half a dozen u.s. officials that are named in the complaint. who are those people? can they bring them up and say why didn't you file a whistleblower report if if it was that important? who is behind the writing of the complaint? this is ♪ just an email hey i have information i need to meet with you. it's very clearly written by a lawyer or a team of lawyers and possibly a research team. >> geraldo: i bet it can be traced ultimately and i'm not accusing them a group media meartsd is in here. one thing i want to say the mistake the president made is having rudy giuliani, his

personal lawyer go doing state business. why didn't the president make rudy giuliani a special presidential envoy? we have presidential envoys. we have one for hostage negotiations. we have several different special -- so then he has -- he had standing. >> dana: special envoy for what? >> geraldo: special envoy to find out whether or not there was american corruption in ukraine that perverted, you know, u.s. aid. >> greg: here's the thing. i don't think conservatives or libertarians should even argue these points because the narrative is orchestrated by the media. this is artificially constructed. i don't know how you cannot see that they have been driving this for three years and now you look at the ratings, right? we get the ratings every day. all the networks are up. even by random accident people are watching cnn. their numbers are going -- nobody watching cnn. now they're. it's not just the airport. impeachment is now the business model. it's always been division

and conflict. but now impeachment will be the business model for the next six months. >> jesse: get them through until iowa and then the ratings will be big for the primary. >> dana: one thing i remember from doing press work from all those years, for every reporter is looking to be woodward and bernstein. they are always looking for something. >> greg: bernstein is still looking for that. >> dana: break for 8 years during the obama administration. >> jesse: they are well-rested. next on "the five." forget the facts, democrats racing to erase trump by the end of october. plus, crooked hillary returns to, guess what? trash trump. ♪ i don't know why ♪ nobody told you ♪ the weather's perfect... family is all together and we switched to geico; saved money on our boat insurance.

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♪ that girl is. >> geraldo: welcome back "the five." democrats appear to be racing toward impeaching trump and now we have a possible timeline according to several reports democrats could potentially draft articles of impeachment by the end of october, next month. and now hillary clinton is supporting the move while still complaining about the lost election. take a look. >> he has turned american diplomacy into a cheap extortion react. he has endangered us all by putting his personal and political interests ahead of the interests of the american people: it's like applying for a job and getting 66 million letters of recommendation and losing to a corrupt human tornadoes. >> geraldo: the best bet jesse for the democrats, the experts suggest, is a fast,

focused inquiry of impeachment. but they just subpoenaed three different committee just subpoenaed pompeo the secretary of state. three different committees. how do you get fast and focused when you have three have committees wanting to interview the same witness. >> jesse: they will probably screw it up. i know why they want it to be fast poke who holes in it. yuan never listens to me. no one listens to the facts. you can't commend anybody of the truth about the story. it's all opinion and all been made up and they decided to move forward with it. >> geraldo: juan is an honorable man and disagree with you. >> jesse: i love juan but like the rest of the media and the democrats will not listen to the other side. they will not listen to the double standards. they will not listen to the hypocrisy. you can't point anything out about the story and be persuasive at all. so at this point you know my opinion, impeach, libs. impeach. get it over with you guys have wanted to do it from the very beginning.

have at it. it's cathartic. they need to get it over with and then he will get reelected and impeach him for a second term? try that. >> katie: great t-shirt. >> geraldo: this is a point of view that is held by at least a third the people. impeach him. he will get convicted by the democrat. none of the republicans in the house. so that's the indictment. and when it comes to the senate trial, there is no way 20 republicans are going to vote to convict. >> katie: only hurts democrats. i agree, republicans can sit back and say we are going to fight the lies. we are going to fight adam schiff making stuff up quite literally at the hearing yesterday and putting it into the congressional record and we will fight back with information and transparency and the white house will release call transcripts and do everything they can and see if mike pompeo responds to the subpoena but in terms. >> jesse: it would be unfair. >> katie: you guys have wanted to do this for a long time. the fast pace means they want ruin everyone's thanksgiving.

politics is hard enough without some kind of impeachment. the subpoena was that issued to pompeo is a lie. it's an analysis of the call. they say by pressuring ukraine and threatening to withhold information and aid. that's not what the phone call said. >> geraldo: reuters has a poll, dana, that says only 37% of the american people support impeachment. >> dana: right. >> geraldo: that's down from 41% the acouple weeks before. do you think it is likely that the democrats have overplayed their hand. >> dana: i think some of them they would not admit it publicly but but privately they have buyer's remorse. on-month-old nancy pelosi was still like wait, let's see and be cautious and prudent. now here we are off to the races. those poll numbers could shift a little bit mostly because there is a huge amount of attention, media attention on it. it ticks up a little bit. i do think your point about the democrats having all these different committees look at it. so what they really need is one general and they have six lieutenant right now.

>> geraldo: it's even worse than that. >> dana: i even had a greater point. >> geraldo: by all means. >> dana: i think one of the reasons they want to rush and get it done is because they know that the republican also never go for it. what they want to be able to do go into 2020 so every news article will always say the impeached president. and they will say he is corrupt. and they just want to get that done. and then president trump though, in addition to all the other reasons politically could help them, i don't think a lot of legislation was going to get done anyway. now he will have a great person to blame, group of people to blame, the democrats are the ones that made sure that we didn't get anything done. >> geraldo: don't you feel a littlancey, greg, about a probe, the president now, you know, wildly searching for the person who engineered this attempted coup, another attempted coup? >> you know, it's interesting. the best part about this is

the democrats thinking that trump isn't going to fight this in front of the public. they are making the same mistake they did in 2015. none of the candidates are going to be able to shine because thanks to the media, trump is going to suck all the oxygen out of room. they will look like ant hills he will be mount st. helens all they will talk about him 24/7. have great lines and go after everyone and see the pendulum swing. undo an election pedestrian pill the country. make a comment about hillary clinton putting the personal in front of the political. i think there was a phone call her husband had that was slightly more troubling than this one if you remember. >> katie: is that a meeting on a tarmac. >> greg: i was thinking about he was on the phone and something was happening to him. a service call. >> jesse: what is donald trump going to be talking about next six months nadler, schiff, maxine waters. not popular democrats and

sufficient indicates all the real candidates. >> geraldo: instead of the candidate's faces on you will see those marginal people. >> katie: they have 50,000 new supporters in the last two days. >> jesse: raised a ton of money. >> katie: good luck, democrats. >> geraldo: how the woke media took down the college football fan who raised over a million dollars for charity. ♪ i got all my sisters with me ♪ we are family ♪ fact is, every insurance company hopes you drive safely. but allstate helps you. with drivewise. feedback that helps you drive safer. and that can lower your cost now that you know the truth... are you in good hands?

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sponsorship and that's all gone. anheuser bush cutting ties after they launched personalized beer cans all because reporters dug up offensive tweets from when he was 16 which carson has apologized for. >> the des moines register came under fire for reporting on the old tweets and in a crazy twist the paper announced the reporter who wrote the story no longer works there after his own offensive tweets were discovered by online investigators. so, greg, you can hardly contain yourself over this dog eat dog world we are in now. >> greg: i mean, i'm a complete believer in forgiveness and if helping sick and dying children can't erase an ugly tweet when you were a teen then nothing can. we are all screwed. the difference between a 16-year-old now and 16-year-old preinternet is today's stupidity is public and permanent. we are all very lucky. we all did stupid crazy things. the reporter getting -- losing his job. it shows that this is mutually assured

destruction, right? and we need mutually assured forgiveness because we will, in the future, like we do this on the show like joy behar does something stupid or bill maher says something stupid we don't ask for scouts. for -- scalps. you are hoping they will accept your apology even though you know that they won't. their entire organization is bent on rejecting anything fox does even if we are sorry about something. they will destroy you. i will forgive everybody and anybody but you won't get it back but you still got to do it. >> jesse: you do itselfishly i do it genuinely. >> greg: so true. >> geraldo: social media is like a tattoo. >> dana: good point. >> geraldo: it's going to be forever. to get it removed is extremely difficult it. has a downside on your life. >> greg: put a tattoo over it. >> geraldo: as the father of five that's one of the prime lessons my -- the first of the social media generation,

and they learned the hard way that what you put on that thing, you send pictures of yourself here, there, and everywhere. >> greg: geraldo, you are to talk. [laughter] >> geraldo: i wanted to. >> greg: show the picture. >> katie: no, no. this is family hour. jesse, you said something that was stupid or racist when you were 16 years old. or even as an adult, should you be tarred for the rest of your career if you have apologized sincerely and try to move on with the rest of your life. should one thing devastate everything that you have going on for the rest of your future? >> jesse: i think cancel culture is important. i don't think we should totally discard it. i would like to save cancer culture here in case i need to deploy it strategically on certain enemies i will use it unforgivingly. >> greg: at least he is

honest. >> jesse: i am honest and i don't forgive people selfishly. i would never say anything that i feel like would cause me harm personally or professionally or that i need to apologize for. apology shows weakness. you never want to show weakness unless you really have to and people tell you have to apologize. gutted gut deal with morality and immorality in one single thought. >> jesse: flexibility, greg. >> geraldo: should trump apologize for asking to look into the background of joe biden? >> jesse: in that sense i think he needs to as a commander-in-chief he needs to know if there is any corruption going on throughout the world and he has every right. in fact, it's his duty to find out if a high ranking public official has committed a crime. >> greg: she has also said awful things online. >> katie: said terrible things about jasper. >> dana: right. >> katie: how do you feel about young people on the internet? >> dana: i do stress caution, right? and my niece -- i'm not going to name her because she is a very private person. i think i had the scared straight program with her

when she was very young and she thought she wanted to go into intelligence and cia type work. you have to be very careful like social media. she doesn't even have social media accounts. she has never posted anything. i don't know she is not going to have any photographs of herself anywhere. the media's own goal on this is pretty interesting. the des moines register the comment section is how could you do this to this guy? the interesting thing about anheuser-busch and all of these companies they probably had a communications person said hey, this guy is raising money for children's hospital. we should get on board. this is really cool. like we would get some good p.r. out of it and they did. instead of saying look, imagine this as a corporate leader if you were to say everyone makes mistakes. he apologized. we have just raised all this money for children's hospital. let's all do this -- let's do this together. that would be really great corporate leadership. instead they got so risk averse wait, we are out. >> katie: they are going to

donate the money; however they have. >> dana: in contrast the governor. >> greg: kid tweeted anything. >> dana: the governor actually had a lot of risk tolerance because they have -- the day of carson was today. instead of canceling it. no, he did an amazing thing and we are going to celebrate. >> geraldo: before you portray him an angel the "n" word is unforgivable. comparing humans to animals. deign contain obviously i don't condone that. >> geraldo: disqualifying. gut got a 6-year-old kid. that kid's life is over. >> geraldo: not over. let him do something else. >> katie: yeah, like what. >> greg: do something else helping sick kids. >> geraldo: let him help sick kids. >> greg: that's what he was doing. >> geraldo: he doesn't have to have his face on a beer can. >> greg: justin trudeau, three times. >> geraldo: i like him.

>> greg: blackface and that story went away. >> katie: he should definitely not be the leader of a country. >> geraldo: fellow or what was he an arabian knight. it's not the best thing to do. don't try it at home. or in canada. >> katie: only try it at home. i suggest you don't do that the fastest seven is up next. we'll be back. ♪ ♪ i died in your arms tonight ♪ must we trust usaa more than any other company out there. they give us excellent customer service, every time. our 18 year old was in an accident. usaa took care of her car rental, and getting her car towed. all i had to take care of was making sure that my daughter was ok. if i met another veteran, and they were with another insurance company, i would tell them, you need to join usaa because they have better rates, and better service. we're the gomez family... we're the rivera family...

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indoctrinated into understanding how different you are from other people. it would be great if they stressed the similarities which is what we used to do is what empathy is to be able to identify and identify with others. we are. >> geraldo: that is so. >> greg: , what geraldo? >> geraldo: empathy is almost incitizennive. i don't think can you teach it. what i thought of when i heard about the kindness institute did someone cheat to get their kid in the kindness instituted? those are things. >> dana: that's interesting. >> katie: i used to think this was stupid. this day and age probably need more respect retired navy seals are teaching about respect. >> greg: that's the point. >> katie: leadership and proper people are talking about what that means and maybe a little forgiveness in addition to the empathy. >> dana: recipe for disaster. >> greg: you don't want the

typical academic teaching this. >> geraldo: breakdown on racial lines and woke groups. >> greg: that's the academic. >> geraldo: you are will be the kindness maestro. >> katie: shouldn't be able to bring your phone. >> greg: i have that rule in my bedroom. [laughter] >> dana: finally, say what again? i double dare you. those are just. so classic samuel l. jackson line you could be hearing soon on amazon devices. >> today in los angeles it's 58 degrees. say my name. woohoo. aren't we organized? >> nod bad for a rookie. >> say rookie again, i dare you. >> dana: jackson will be the first celebrity voice for alexa. i unplugged my alexa. i was a little nervous about the recording. >> geraldo: of course. they are snooping on you. >> dana: they say they can improve your voice prompts will be more accurate in their responses. >> geraldo: what about just people snooping on you, really just listening in

because they can hack your pass code? >> dana: are you worried about that? >> greg: i am. i don't use alexa because i know it records everything and i say a lot of strange things in my sleep i have night terror. some stuff nod good for 5:00. i have had enough of celebrities in my life anymore anyway. i don't need them in my house it's pernicious. i as a world class celebrity don't want to put myself in other people's home unless they have to. >> geraldo: jam yell l. jackson would have you for a snack. >> jesse: have you heard cameo go and get paid to deliver some birthday message or voice recording or something like that. >> greg: on use. >> jesse: i'm waiting for the celebrity stature to rise so i can get on there. i'm not waiting to jump in yet. i'm so excited about the business opportunity. >> greg: the people they have is tragic. >> jesse: screech. >> greg: scaramucci, right? >> jesse: if he is on it i should be on it. how much does he charge?

>> geraldo: i haven't heard about scaramucci on ukraine. >> katie: google pod or whatever it is google things like alexa, throw them all away and burn them all. >> dana: why? >> katie: creepy.ause they chinese is listening to them. fbi is using them in cases and so are the cops. i just don't need it. sorry. not into it. >> dana: another seven minutes. >> katie: burn them all. >> dana: fan mail friday is up next. don't go anywhere. ♪ ♪ beer's too cold to be thinking about you ♪ save it for a rainy day. [ applause ] thank you. it's an honor to tell you that liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. i love you! only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ enterprise car sales and you'll take any trade-in?rom that's right! great!

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♪ it's the eye of the tiger ♪ rising up to the challenge of our rival. >> greg: yes. fan mail friday. let's get to your questions. okay? first question not from you again. all right. if your name was a product, what would that product be and why? all right. jesse, i think you have thought about this on your own. >> jesse: haferhair force one. >> greg: why? >> jesse: because of the hair, greg. >> greg: geraldo? >> geraldo: a big powerful

sailboat. >> greg: has to be the name of a product. >> geraldo: that's it geraldo. >> greg: sailboat. a big sailboat. >> dana: that's a hard question. >> greg: it is a hard question. katie? >> katie: i want to say cow girl boot because you can walk through a lot of stuff with it. i won't say that word. for the record last segment i said chucking. not the other bad word. i had to clarify. >> geraldo: the jury is still out. >> greg: i think you are ducking lines. >> greg: dana? >> dana: the dog leash. the deash. >> greg: it's for a dog, jesse. the greg would obviously be a wine opener. right? >> jesse: a little one. >> greg: why would it be a little one. raw wino? >> what kind of car did you drive in high school? what was yours?

>> dana: the dodge turismo. >> greg: yes. that says dana perino all over the turismo. >> greg: practical. good mileage. seat belts. >> dana: must have been cheap. >> greg: geraldo? >> geraldo: 1947 chevy convertible. it was like new. [laughter] i actually got it for $37. my dad spotted me the money. my first car. hood off to see the engine i was into valve grinders. >> katie: i drove a blue jeep wrangler's it was my mother's jeep. she made it clear. blast the jeep and get mud on the tires. >> dana: points of light event. very trim. i noticed that. very, very trim. >> greg: they watch their coast. >> geraldo: east coast girls are. >> greg: jesse? >> jesse: 1908 chrysler will

he baron for $500. >> greg: 76 cutlass supreme. burgundy color. velvet interior. >> dana: did it have any cigarette burns? >> greg: stunk like a pack of lucky strikes. a lot of stuff happened in that car. a lot of it alone unfortunately. [laughter] oh, another question from you. what do you keep on your desk at work that boosts your mood? >> jesse: mini me. like a little bobble head. every time i see it i am like i feel great. >> greg: i have a giant it's the same size. dana, you must have something. >> dana: pictures of your family. pictures of jasper. >> greg: yeah. okay. fair enough. geraldo? >> geraldo: my desk has a glass top and under it are all the challenge coins i got from all the different

military. >> jesse: i thought you were going to say scotch. >> geraldo: i have that only bar in the building except for murdock. i looked at the coins and i remember why we are doing in iraq or afghanistan. >> dana: that's cool. >> jesse: have a drink after the show. >> geraldo: yeah, man. >> katie: the desk that i do have back in d.c. has a cup of gel pens which makes me very happy. something more sentimental is i have a framed piece of the berlin wall with ronald reagan's tear down this wall speech. that makes me happy because freedom, you know. >> jesse: makes everyone happy. >> greg: i have swank. i have my pen i call it swank. i have a giant like case of sharpies. and i throw them out the moment they get slightly -- they have to be rich, when you are doing it. and if they get a slight drag to them, i throw them

away. >> katie: have you got to roll with them. >> greg: go i don't give them to charity i chuck them. >> katie: you chuck them? >> greg: what career or job doesn't exist but should? >> katie: what? >> greg: what career or job doesn't exist but should? >> jesse: i think there should be just people that go around and pick up litter. we have that. >> jesse: not in new york. >> geraldo: ocean rescue they go around the world and getting plastic bottles. i think that all of the calamity jane stuff about climate change doesn't recognize the fact that the human race is very innovative. very helpful. they conscientious when motivated. and i think the environment is going to end up just fine. >> katie: agree. >> greg: question sucks and should go to tease.

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>> jesse: time now for one more thing. big game for the eagles last night. amazing game actually. they beat the packers, a lot of scores here great night. about time. touchdown there. jump into the crowd. just a few eagles fans, pretty good. but, yeah. had like three touchdowns. the best part about the game though is the camera kind of zeros in on one particular eagles fan that was picked it, sealed it. look at this guy. look at the abs on this guy. philly fanatic. the bellybutton. the liberty bell up there he

has the carton of milk. i'm afraid to know where that is. >> dana: is that tattoos? >> jesse: real tattoos. we love the guy. that's what philly is all about. waters world 8:00 p.m. eastern. bongino who will be talking about impeachment and ukraine. >> greg: what on. >> jesse: tune in and find out. we have a revenge -- i canceled the revenge porn. we have auto revenge porn person real epidemic plaguing this country. sorry to cancel you, dana. now i feel bad. >> dana: i don't think you knew i got canceled. >> jesse: i just found out. >> dana: tomorrow morning over 100 people are going to row all around the city. rocky marijuana. a 30-mile rowing event and raises money for the youth group in the south bronx called rocking the boat. this is to help teens, young adults develop self-confidence. set ambitious life goals. >> greg: people tweet anything bad?

>> jesse: cancel the boats. >> dana: tweeted something bad they are fine. they learned how to help their community through this program all the way around. 23 years old. 11th year in action. rocking the boat launch. this whole thing going all the way around 11 years old. rocking the boat.org. >> greg: all right tomorrow night the greg gutfeld show we have dave rubin, dave smith great comedian. cat, tyrus tomorrow night 8:00 p.m. those are great guests. now let's do this ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great. >> greg: you know, no two dogdogs are alike, dana. they are like snowflakes. a drone can show us. here is a dog looking at a drone and -- >> jesse: oh. >> greg: one dog looking at it and another dog diving all over it. >> jesse: stay awake up there. >> greg: i like this. i don't know why. >> jesse: pay attention.

he stuck the landing. >> greg: animals are great. animals are great. ♪ >> jesse: katie? >> katie: okay. i didn't swear. i didn't do it. i swear i didn't swear, guys. a gesture. we have to move along here. boston dynamics has this awesome robot and as a wise man once said greg, animals are -- robots are great. this new robot has, look, olympic worthy skills. look at the somer salt. >> greg: very fight fringe. >> katie: scary. about to release 330-pound robot or this one weighs 330 pounds. they are also going to release a new robot dog that does not weigh 330 pounds. they are saying it can run uphill and climb stairs. >> greg: katie, whether a do you suggest we do with the robots. >> katie: don't teach it curse words. >> jesse: put a little dana leash on that dog.

run away. >> greg: i was at port clinton, ohio over the weekend a group of veterans got together to fly in a b-25, the same exact airplane that general do little flew bombing japan. they flew with the flags from their own dads. >> dana: oh my gosh. >> geraldo: vietnam veterans or world war ii veterans. the plane itself is meticulously maintained. it's as old as i am. 75 years old. i was the nose gunner and it is a great, great seen there. >> jesse: excellent, geraldo. all right. everybody have a great weekend. that's going to be it for us. we'll see you back here ♪ national anthem [national anthem]

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[national anthem] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ life in the fast lane ♪ life in the fast lane. pete: we have four hours of the fast lane coming up right here because ed henry -- good to be back. how was your trip. pete: amazing. if you didn't see battle in the holy city. battle in the bethlehem and battle in the holy lamb birthplace of jesus and 2020 another one coming up. we had dicey situations we will tell you off the air.