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thank you for watching. i'm advocating for truth, justice and the american way. i'll see you if not tomorrow, monday. i'll see you next saturday night. he decides he wants to carry it out himself, with the justice department have a problem with that? what he did it openly in front of the council and attorney general? >> not to get too weird but that's weird. [laughter] [cheering]
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all right, get up. [laughter] the media and democrats, a pitiful part. first this guy. >> i will say this only seven times. listen good. i want to to make up dirt on my political opponent. don't call me again. i'll call you when you've done what i asked. this is what the president was trying to communicate. >> no, it wasn't. you made that up. your defense -- >> the president's call was meant to be at least in part parity, the fact that it's not clear is a separate problem in and of itself. >> i get it, it's our fault. [laughter] with the adults who didn't understand. he does have a point, there's a hard time to tell the difference between him and a dog. this is adam schiff. [laughter] he's so stiff, kissing him is considered necrophilia. [laughter]
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i hear what he from toy story is still demanding a fraternity test. paternity test. you look at the family tree, you find a family of trees. [laughter] but the reason he gets away with being an idiot because his allies make him look same. >> he can't win the presidency without foreign interference. he doesn't have interest in trying. >> we see it, there's an extortionist trying to get a foreign government and. >> you see this in movies, you see bob doing, is this something presidents do? >> we do not see this from president. >> that comparison again. what does the mafia get that the democrats don't?
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respect. who what china rather not negotiate with? mafia or grad student majoring and moping? mafia boss or a guy who forgets where he puts his pants? [laughter] mafia or another guy who forgets where he puts his pants. mafia boss or the lady who shushes you at the library. [laughter] any enemy would prefer those over trump. for us, we'll take gotti over gandhi. they pretend they reach impeachment even though they've been snorting that drug for three years. which is why we can't take it seriously without first acknowledging is orchestrated by the media. when they release a transcript, it sounded like another call between trump and just about everybody. you have the flowery congratulation stuff.
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trump complains, as always, about american spending money while other countries don't. then he asked them to look into election meddling. you'd think the media would support trump the media : trump can only be investigated. our dirty dossier. maybe trump shouldn't have brought us sleepy joke but that's trump, i'm surprised he didn't mention low energy. they turns the from the conversation into extortion. they're trying to impeach his personality really. will americans see through this? unidentified guy with a political five brings in a complaint about what he heard
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secondhand from a phone call? first week to the press who takes the hearsay or a transcript? they prefer hearsay over real words. it's like relying on a psychic for directions when your car has gps. [laughter] that's like choosing tofu over steak or lenny over jimi hendrix. [laughter] the media blames trump for securing transcripts after they gobbled up leaks of previous ones. this is business as usual. it's a business to the media, it's a money mill. ratings pop, nobody dies. unless you count america democracy. they were shouting impeachment even before they could walk. ever since trump entered office, an outsider who somehow got inside, you don't have to like him at all to understand what's happening. it's about that fact that someone closer to you than them made into the oval office.
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first, it can't be permitted. they must be resisted. [applause] even if the phone call never happened, it would have been something else next week. it was a field of dreams strategy. if you build impeachment, the crime will surely come. [laughter] [cheering] tastiest room and he will ever have. dave rubin. [cheering] 's favorite activity, fighting for liberty. and dave smith. [cheering] >> i have every bit. [cheering] >> he hasn't paid real estate taxes on himself.
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[laughter] all right, ruben. what are your thoughts on ukraine mania? >> that was pretty clever. >> you're right, that sucked. >> it's sort of like watching someone slowly go into madness. did anyone apologize for the russia think? did anyone apologize for that? now it's like they've been reduced to literally making stories up. schiff makes up his story, rachel was acting out, trump choking someone on the white house lawn. they are all going bananas. it's the only time i see msnbc is when i do the show. [laughter] >> i do enjoy her entertaining
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style. what are your thoughts on the whistleblower secondhand knowledge complaint? your thoughts in general. >> just watching a compilation, it's impressive when they make trump the mature one in the room. [laughter] i like that it started with brush occlusion, it's like they are going to class important soviet countries. [laughter] >> how are you doing? what you think of this mess? >> my favorite part was how when the transcript was released, everyone on twitter suddenly became a lawyer. i was looking at some of these tweet and like, okay, you have some pretty self-assured takes. i'm pretty sure they just learned what pro quote means like three hours ago.
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[laughter] [applause] would you perform heart surgery, sharon? you thank you are an olympic athlete because you go to pilates twice a week? i'd rather they think they can do the hardest job in the world, cable news. [laughter] it's cleaning the bathrooms at coney island. i think of those people sometimes and i can't sleep at night. >> it is. what are your thoughts? >> two thoughts, one, once aga again, the attractions were so much better than the movie. [laughter] we all fall for it, we see star wars, we are all hyped. this is going to be great. then we walk outgoing, what was that? [laughter] this latest one is right up there with the basic character. [laughter] [cheering] they made a whole lot of noise and you never want to hear it again. just to show you how deep
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undercover this was, he put his right shoot on it. giuliani. he loves them, he knows he can't have a real job. so he's like yes, you can go out there, absolutely. [laughter] i'm wrong? >> no, it's just too true. sorry, giuliani. >> he took the steering wheel and turned it into the trunk show. it's going to destroy -- well, let's save that for next time. what's up with joe biden? they are going down. [cheering]
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iowa, new hampshire. the first two primary states, did you know that? anyway. sure footed and decisive than five. give us an answer, please. >> i don't know. i have to go back and look. >> it's a simple question. meanwhile bernie sanders, this week he called for an extreme
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wealth tax. extreme. even national wealth registry, which sounds creepy. then there's this fella. >> people are enabling him. it's called place, it will go down in history as despicable actors, one of the presidents during the worst things to the office and the entire history of our country. >> is talking like you just ate a hot slice of pizza. [laughter] might start to rant on how despicable but his campaign is on life support so who cares? let's watch amy dancing to one of my favorite songs. ♪ death metal makes everything better including moms dancing. [laughter] >> i would rather -- dave. >> i forgot, dave.
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>> i would rather vote for that. you know he's honest, he wants to wipe out half the people. truly, i'm starting to feel bad for biden. falling apart. the debate where his eyes started bleeding, teeth fell out and want to be and is also had, it's sad. you know when you're talking to your grandma at the end, he's speaking in your like, will you be able to get to the end? >> people start fighting. [laughter] endless. do you think this whole impeachment thing is going to knock joe out? >> i thought there was no chance biden would be the nominee and we but this is one 100% the male
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in the coffin. hillary clinton, when they are doing the brush occlusion, hillary clinton included, she was gone out of politics. she's still trying to be in politics. how can you pass trump for asking ukraine to look into it, when she is out there asking to not look into it? [applause] >> there are rumors that hillary is coming back in. i don't know how you feel about that. you want to comment about that? >> always. i think it's going to be elizabeth warren. i really do. it's so astounding to me that apparently the best of democrat can do is some white lady who didn't realize she was a white lady until she was in her 60s. [laughter] is a white lady myself, i have to say way younger when i figured that out.
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[laughter] i don't want to brag, toot my own horn but it wasn't even hard. [laughter] i didn't have a hard time. [laughter] there's no powwow books at all, i've kind of always known i was white. i didn't realize that was not a thing for everyone. >> who's going to be last in this? where you see this going? >> i think they've all kind of pulled themselves to the side after the whole biden open they've been getting, we dislike the most? they are like, warming. she's always messing with us. this is a situation where who was ever running, it's a wrap.
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who wants to go through with the nominee is going to go through? when it's over, they are going to chant things about you, you not going to be able to get a job anywhere. you will end up showing weird artists gallery in france for a couple of bucks. unless you write a book about him, the woman at the hands of trump, that's the only chance you've got to make it to money. [applause] she can have it. >> i don't know how candidates will be able to shine without the price on the impeachment, trump will suck all the oxygen out of the room. >> whether you agree or disagree, you got a bit of trouble with the transcripts, conversation. you could do something with that. biden could have used that but democrats don't know.
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what does he do? it's not about me, it's about the issues. no, it's about you. they can about you and people get behind you. >> enough talking about hockey. another smearing, this is over another smearing, this is over eats eggs
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>> she supposed to be doing work. instead, she's being a jerk. congresswoman rosita, anna subcommittee held a hearing on vaping this week. she politely, respect week questioned a couple of doctors who say vaping is back. >> yes or no, is it safe to put this into your lungs? >> no. >> can you explain how nicotine affects brains and adolescents? >> straight forward questions. it came time to question the one witness that supports vaping, it helped her quick quit smoking. it's not safe but less harmful than cigarettes. >> i want to know more about your belief, we have different beliefs but you call yourself a
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converted conservative and reformed marxist, are you a conspiracy theorist? >> i think my politics are irrelevant. >> why are you winking at one of my colleagues on the other side? >> because i know him. >> understand, i didn't know what the winking was because i thought there was a conspiracy thing going on. >> you think there's a conspiracy in this? >> no, i think people are speaking truth here and you can provide information -- >> might i address the truth? >> the truth for you is different for the majority of the people in this room who believe children -- >> i'm not smoking. >> that was the opposite of fair. my cat has better balance.
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♪ also, my cat has a gambling problem. [laughter] matter what side you're on, i don't believe there are two sides to this. that woman pays her salary. she was so smug and disrespectful and she knew she was protected by her position. >> that's how this work. we pay their salary, you have a choice? no. you pay their salary or you go to jail. [laughter] [applause] i'm the one who pays your salary, you don't have a choice.
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that would be like if someone bugged you you are like, i guess i'm not that guy's boss. [laughter] a good employee. i will say, this is despicable. is it bad for you? okay, what does that mean? lots of things are bad for your. you believe in freedom or not? is something not bad for you, no one wants to do it. i quit smoking cigarettes with the juul. the government didn't make me do that, my wife did but she is my government. i pay her salary so without choosing to. but the idea of when you see the laws that were paced with the
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state, six months in jail. michigan. >> that's her hometown. vaping got me off of cigarettes and now i don't even vape anymore. >> i breathe more juul than air. you missed my favorite, most disgusting part of this interview. she said in the interview that secondhand smoke is worse than directly smoking cigarettes. >> amazing. >> if that were true, doctors would be prescribing cigarettes to children who live in homes where the parents smoke. but this is the problem with our government. a legislature on guns who's
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never shot one or this lady who wants to get toddler's marlboro reds, they are legislating on things and trying to ban things and take them away that they don't know anything about. vaping is not the same as smoking, is a good for me? no but nothing i do is. [laughter] the public health at 95% safer. and to be so arrogant about something that you're clearly may be the dumbest person in the world on, want to give cigarettes to kids, it's so wrong. it makes me vape more. >> people who are elected by people to do this, if you don't agree with me, i will also your. you have to worry about the woman's time spent clearing up the conspiracists and apparently a homewrecker. [laughter] >> last words.
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[applause] >> maybe we could play that cap video again. that was incredible. you shouldn't be in congress. go away. >> i couldn't watch it, the "issue is" irrelevant. the way she treated that person made me sick to my for stomachs. [laughter] >> i think she's a really great congresswoman -- [laughter] >> he winked at me. unhappily married, i'll have you know. a few minutes later, i'll show you. he raised 1 million bucks for charity and then a reporter found his old tweet.
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[cheering]
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♪music ♪another summer day is come and gone away♪ ♪in paris and rome but i want to go home♪ ♪mmmmmmmm
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♪maybe surrounded by a million people i♪ ♪still feel all alone i just want to go home♪ ♪oh i miss you, you know ♪let me go home ♪i'm just too far from where you are♪ ♪i want to come home ♪(guitar) ♪let me go home ♪i've had my fun baby i'm done♪ ♪i gotta go home ♪it will all be alright
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♪i'll be home tonight ♪i'm comin back home storytime. there's a guy, carson king, he held a sign at a football game last week, asking for beer money. they put the camera on him and people start sending him tons of money. this could have bought him a lot of beer but he donated to a local children's hospital. what a guy. they matched the donations and put his face on a beer can. [applause] doesn't end there.
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over $1 billion. almost $2 million raised. it was so great, the des moines register isa profile on the local hero. during which the reporter put tweet that king wrote eight years ago when he was 16. faster than you can say donkey ps, it dropped him like a hot potato. king apologized and owned up to the tweet and said he was disgusted by that. a lot of people were mad but not at carson, but the paper that brought up carson's tweets. people want to forgive him rather than cancel him. the good carson is doing now, shouldn't be erased but a terrible act of the past. the governor declared saturday carson king day but the story is not over. the reporter dug up carson's tweets, he had rotten post of his own discovered. now he does not work for the des moines register anymore. [cheering] so the circle of canceling culture is complete. here's the stupid video of a
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bird, it has nothing to do with the story. [laughter] he's fine, i have no idea, i didn't check on him. i believe if helping sick and dying kids can't get you off a week, nothing can. we are all doomed. [laughter] >> sometimes i wish the world would be different. i'd love to sit down with that reporter for a few minutes. [laughter] i get it if he was known for
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fundraising in his earlier years, crazy tweet trying to raise money for the clan. [laughter] there is a whole conspiracy of the sky showing up to events with his cute little sign and taking the money and dropping it off at the client trillion dollar, by all means, get him off the air. but he was 16 years old, made a dumb tweet, grew up, apparently was doing great asking for money at a college game. let's say he wasn't on the career path his parents wanted. he was given the most money he's ever had in his life, which would have bought new gas for his one car, but what did he do?
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he gave it to us children's hospital. so as far as i am concerned, we are good. [laughter] [applause] [cheering and applauding] my only concern, i haven't done much on twitter but my myspace back in the day -- [laughter] i wasn't too cool about being friends with that one dude. i might have even put a reference in there, i don't remember. you walk with your myspace better lookout. >> this canceling, it's driving me crazy. what you make of this cancel culture? may be attorney katona corn, maybe not. >> this is the most egregious thing i've ever seen.
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he's like hey, children's hospital, take my money. and they say well, let's see if you're not racist. i try to not hate people or reach for anyone getting fired, i don't want to become what i hate. i'm happy he got fired. we need to take this back somehow and shame these people. shame on force or.out, you were doing something good. [cheering and applauding] comedian, these people who have no talent, nothing to contribute to society, they pour through others people twitter, just to find something twitter to change your life. >> it's true, they don't take risks. i hate to say it basement but maybe it's their parents basement. [laughter]
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you've gone through this yourself. you've been called everything in the book. >> yes, it's funny because these people, this idea of mutually assured cancellation, we all know it's happening and get your audience tonight all applauded they found out he got fired. [laughter] it tells you we are all in this together. so good but -- let's go. if someone throws a punch at you and you knock that guy out, your kind of root rooting for it. you started this but in a real world, we shouldn't be hitting people. i'm going to root for somebody who knocks you out. [applause] >> part of me -- i feel like mutually assured forgiveness would happen if we all started forgiving but they won't forgive
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us. last word to you. >> i think you all are so wrong. i get that children with cancer is a serious thing but there are some things that are just more serious than an innocent child suffering with a potentially fatal terminal illness and an 8-year-old tweet and 16 are definitely far more serious than what those children are going for. i would like to commend the des moines register for having such a great barometer for morality and what's really important, listen. saving children's lives, it's great. good. but making sure that it's not being done by something someone did dumb as a teenager, that's far more important.
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[applause] >> check the tweets of the kids in the hospital, too. i don't want those kids getting any money if they have any back tweets. still to come. does the world need this costume? i thought the original was good enough. [cheering] [applause]
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the kind of thread you were in bed. the question is available for purchase online and some fans don't think it's a wonderful thing for the neighborhood. it features a low cut sweater, detachable cart and high waisted gray shorts. same thing i wear when i garden. model the costume, she told the backlash is more than expected. >> i knew there would be people who left and people who hate it
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and people who judge it. i think it's getting blown out of proportion for sure. mr. rogers is all about being nice and people are being pretty mean. [laughter] that's true. fred rogers son, john, if his dad was alive, he would get a chuckle out of it. seems like a weird outfit to if i. the sexy land surveyor, pharmaceutical executive and the sexy planning and zoning commission. of course, the sexy blue dog. [applause] would you wear this? >> i think it's offensive. sexy mr. rogers? adding that qualifier is just saying that.
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a perfectly good job of being sexy on his own. mr. rogers is fine but i love making sexy what's not sexy. when i was in college, my roommates and i went as a louisiana purchase. i was sexy lewis, my friend was sexy park. let's not forget, we had a sexy thomas jefferson. in a cardboard canoe and it was very sexy. and educational. >> what did you cost? >> i have to google that. >> ruben, does this ruin fred rogers? >> i don't think anything could ruin mr. rogers but it made me
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think, who was that woman who lived -- lady elaine. >> i don't know why i knew that. [laughter] i'm going to go to hell. >> that freaked me out. >> something wrong with her. i can't stand her. i don't have any replicas of her in my basement. i don't. [laughter] stop it, it's not mine. >> i like the whole you are digging right now. you drop that quick. lady lane. [laughter] a creepy look that came -- [laughter] >> i've had enough of your comments here. >> if they had a 3x in it, i would rocket.
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[laughter] [applause] this is a problem with being a safe, productive society with jobs and the war and missiles flying overhead and real division problems. we have time for a group of people to nitpick over what halloween costume. here's the good thing, most of the people who by that aren't going to fit in it real good anyway. [laughter] is going to be a lot of husbands going, oh yeah. [laughter] thank you so much. if that's what your day is about, i got to write about that mr. rogers sexy costume. that's where we are at? >> you remember, they attacked
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professors of the following costume. people got fired. >> appropriating costume, this is weird. >> it's the ones to choose from i have issues out there. it's a free country, do what you want but i would not date those checks. [laughter] may be just three friends. >> on halloween, everybody is trying to be all about sexy, i do the reverse. i'm naturally sexy everyday so. [laughter] i was voted sexiest man 2019 for the sexy man magazine. [cheering]
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>> that's sick. [laughter] >> that's why i have to dress as non- sexy as possible at hollowing. sexy man of like your from sexy man magazine. you will see a lot more in the coming episodes. because i'm making up all those covers. october 12, omaha nebraska. plus jacksonville. cleveland and knoxville. these folks, they don't have time to go to the post office they have businesses to grow customers to care for lives to get home to they use stamps.com print discounted postage for any letter any package any time right from your computer all the amazing services of the post office only cheaper get our special tv offer a 4-week trial plus postage and a digital scale go to stamps.com/tv and never go to the post office again!
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we are out of time. thanks to dave rubin, studio audience, i love you, america. [cheering] it serves students.
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reporter: house democrats ramping up their push for impeachment of president trump. they are subpoenaing secretary of state mike pompeo. the whistleblower complaint on the the administration's. president trump is blasting the administration as presidential harassment. planning hearings and depositions even as congress heads home on a two-week recess. we are learning the u.s. envoy for ukraine has resigned. the whistleblower complaint

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