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reported it, he made it sound terrible. and then you had adam schiff who, even worse, made up my words. the reason is when he saw my call to the president of ukraine, it was so good that he couldn't quote from it because there was nothing done wrong. it was perfect. >> dana: democrats say a potential hearing with the whistleblower could happen very soon. both sides showing they are digging in for a fight. >> this all hearsay. you can't get a parking ticket conviction based on hearsay. >> we could not ignore what the president did. he gave us no choice. >> this is not about getting joe biden in trouble. this is about moving the donald trump was framed by the democrats. >> the president believes that it is his god-given right to shake down foreign leaders for helping his reelections. >> the president did nothing in this phone call that's impeachable. >> and rudy giuliani was just subpoenaed by the democrats about this issue

and so we will see how that turns out. he might talk about it tonight. he will be on hannity 9:00 p.m. eastern. so you can catch rudy's latest there. let me first go to you, jesse. this hearing that the whistleblower will have. it will be behind closed doors. so even though people are anxious to figure out who it might be, the protections that are afforded under the law continue. >> jesse: congress never leaks so we are not going to hear anything about that testimony for sure. if the whistleblower didn't hear the call. who told him about the stuff that happened on the call and why didn't they blow the whistle? why did they -- >> dana: according to the report it says several people. >> jesse: several people told this one guy. why did they tell one guy? seems like a set-up to me. where was biden this weekend? why was biden not doing every sunday show pulling the full quincyberg now in the moment of the campaign he would be out there defending his honor, we butting all of these false allegations according to his campaign. instead, he had the media do all the defense of him. i guess, when you are democrat you can let the

media do that. >> dana: what's the strategy, donna, they have decided to down play it. he has been doing his campaign stuff but not talking about the issues done done i would agree with the vice president's staff. he is the president of the united states. he is out there talking to voters, raising money. trying to meet the deadline. this decision by the house to launch an impeachment inquiry is one of their solemn duties. and responsibilities. the framers gave this responsibility to the house of representatives. i hope it's conducted in a fair manner so that we don't spend the next however long trashing people, demonizing people when it is their solemn duty and responsibility to conduct this in a fair and accurate way. >> dana: when they pull evidence like -- i don't know all the details but when the house democrats subpoena somebody like rudy giuliani, who is the president's personal lawyer. he doesn't work for the government. but he has been talking about how he has text messages on his phone that say the state department

knows. do you know what the law would be? does the president have personal attorney-client privilege in this case or is it different? >> emily: the attorney-client privilege only extends between the president and rudy giuliani. part of what he was saying on tv and multiple outlets is the fact that this production of documents is from like multiple sources, state department representatives, et cetera. so it's those documents that congress is subpoenaing. not conversations between he and the president. and in terms of the executive privilege, that doesn't apply because he wasn't working -- the whole point is to determine whether or not he was a vehicle acting on the president's personal behalf using an instrum of the state. >> dana: we are about day 10 into this story, greg. how are you holding in there. >> greg: not well. i have to say i'm sick of this story. i'm absolutely sick of this story and it's only begun and i realize it. why am i sick of it? because i have heard it before. this impeachment has been served 18 different ways, right since 2016. i can't stomach it. it's like they keep remixing

the same horrible song hoping that it will be a hit. i can tell it's not going to happen. and i'm going to put on my therapist hat here, you don't have to like the guy to know it's b.s. it's been going on three years. i like the dodgers but i knew they weren't a good team. if you want to get rid of the guy because of his personality, you realize this is going to come back and haunt you. half of america is going to come back against your guy or girl when this happens. trying to get bide off tv -- not biden's team trying to get giuliani off television. >> dana: that's a strange thing. >> greg: it is a strange thing especially when you are allowed to have adam schiff on tv. >> donna: he is a member of congress. >> greg: he is still a liar. tried to get naked pictures of trump. >> dana: we actually, believe it or not we actually have a call for that very call you are talking about. let's listen. >> greg: i had no idea. >> what we have seen in that call record is a president

of the united states use the full weight of his office to manufacture dirt on his opponent. >> so have you recordings of both where they are discussing the compromising material on mr. trump? >> absolutely. >> well, obviously, we would welcome a chance to get copies of those recordings. >> dana: that was during a prank call. don't ever answer a prank call. >> jesse: he didn't know it was a prank call. he thought it was legit. democrats can ask foreigners to investigate trump but trump can't ask foreigners to investigate democrats. got it? this is coming out of biden campaign. they keep saying you know what? everybody in europe wanted this one prosecutor fired. i thought to myself, i wonder why that is? and i went to start looking? who was on the board of directors of bur. burisma guess what i found renaissance council the russian investment bank that paid

bill clinton a half a million dollars to speak in moscow. he is a director. then we have coffeer black, cia former president of poland and devin archer who is john kerry's former foreign policy advisor. very well-connected. very wealthy group of individuals. and they wanted to get the word out to their friends that this guy was a corrupt investigator and he needed to be fired. but, you know what? we found some documents that prove that was a disinformation campaign. burisma hired i believe it was a blue star strategies, a d.c. consulting firm to put out the fake news about the prosecutor that everybody bought and then the guy gets fired and the blue star strategy group came back to ukraine and apologized for putting out all this fake information about their prosecutor. and ukrainian prosecutor who was fired testified under oath that he was fired because he wouldn't drop this investigation into the firm that joe biden's son was a member of.

and joe biden, the son, were never investigated. the biden appointed prosecutor, who came in after the other guy was fired, never opened up an investigation into joe biden or his son. so, he never investigated him. and he never cleared him and i wanted to put that out there because there is a lot of fake news out there about this story. >> greg: i want to complete a thought, why did -- nancy pelosi said why this phone call was important. it was because it was a simpler, clearer way to impeach trump so that the public would understand it. right? this was an easier way for them to understand it. this has all been like a cinderella slipper. they have been searching for that one shoe that's going to fit. they went through a warehouse of shoes before they got to this one. if they don't find this one they will find another. we know what this is. >> dana: donna, do you have last word here. >> donna: there is so much that i can debunk we have just an hour. one of the things i have enjoyed reading about all of this and change of narrative

i hear not just from the white house and allies of the white house but also a change in information that we're getting out of ukraine. this is why we need an inquiry, so that we can learn the facts, expose the truth. and the more we get into this hyper bowl and try to defend our sides and not looking at the truth, the farther away we are going to get from resolving this matter. >> emily: quick final point on strategy. just to respond what you are saying about the glass slipper. the hardest cases to proof in the court of public perception are the ones where you keep amending the complaint or charging document. the fact this ha has been a slow leak, a festering wound for years without this proverbial smoking gun means that the court -- or the public is totally fatigued. we are exhausted. there is nothing. there is no ah-ha. it's not a tight case. >> dana: we will see. hillary clinton. >> donna: would be a matter of consideration. they knew it would take time for us to discuss this. >> dana: the framers were smart.

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>> donna: hillary clinton is on a new book tour and she has gone after president trump. >watch this. >> i believe he knows he is illegitimate president. he knows. he knows that there were a bunch of different reasons why the election turned out the way it did, and i take responsibility for those parts of it that i should and so i know that he knows that this wasn't on the level. i don't know that we will ever know everything that happened. so, of course he is obsessed with me. and i believe that it's a guilty conscience in so much as he has a conscience. >> donna: the book, "gutsy women" favorite stories of courage and resilience chelsea and hillary clinton. appearance in brooklyn. do you want to go with me. >> jesse: that's going to be a page turner. i can't wait to tear into that. >> donna: oh my gosh. >> jesse: she is crooked person and for her to finger trump as crooked is complete hypocrisy. talk about foreign interference in an election.

how about all the tens of millions of dollars that poured into secretary of state running for president? did that or the $9 million she paid a foreign agent continue to influence the last election called the steele dossier? she is a total joke and she is a total hypocrite. but, she may see an opening because biden hasn't answered best questions why, biden did, your brother win a billion-dollar contract to build homes in iraq? from no experience? or how did your son leave china with a billion dollars on air force 2? hasn't answered those questions. hillary might be seeing an opening here. what do you think? >> donna: i do believe that she has repeat you hadly called out the president on things she disagrees with him. this is a new level of attack going after her emails after all of the months and years of investigations. remember now, republicans control the house. we had the benghazi investigation. we had all kinds of investigations into hillary clinton. but i'm looking forward to reading this book she is talking about gutsy women, including republican women

like margaret shane smith. greg, what about you? >> greg: i always love a book on female empowerment. i find bad message it took two women to write it. >> oh, gosh. you are terrible. >> greg: i'm terrible. come on. you go girl. you go girl. i feel like hillary has only one world to live in and she has nowhere else to go. she is like a drunk loitering outside of a bar waiting for it to open. that bar is the presidency. and she may be right. she may be right that when she is looking at this terrain and seeing a bunch of like supporting characters but no main lead my question is, if she does enter. she has got to be calculating the risk. what if she enters and she you polls less than joe and less than liz? that's the risk of being humiliated. however, she doesn't want that first line in her obituary to be i lost to trump. >> dana: twice. [laughter]

>> donna: she lost the electoral college and wouldn't popular vote. >> greg: by her bo by per bow l, donna? when she says this election is illegitimate. that is hyperbole. elections exist to prevent war. that's how -- we don't have civil wars and we don't have coups. we have elections. when you start saying these elections don't matter, she is actually pushing it towards conflict, not anybody else. >> dana: i was thinking that just in listening to her and having you hear for your expertise on this and your experience. the loser of the election, the one who concedes is usually the one that they have the heartache. they have all of that loss that they have to go through. and, so somebody like al gore, for example, after the recount, he did not do this type of thing, to say that the bush presidency was illegitimate. he moved on. he went and moved to

california. he had pursuits in documentaries and climate change. and i just wonder about the decision to constantly question the legitimacy of an election and how dangerous that is. >> donna: i remember that night when al gore called and said shut it down. meaning shut down the campaign after the supreme court ruled. we are now in a different era where all of this disruption that started years ago continues. nobody wants to concede anymore. we want to continue the next fight. and this campaign now is going to be another exercise in what i call gutter policy. what do you think about hillary writing a new book with her daughter "gutsy women"? >> i think it's wonderful any project with your mother. i don't have that opportunity. i think that's fantastic. gutted gut nepotism. >> emily: book tour is interesting ever since the election when her favorability rate plummeted less than favorability rate one third with independence,

none with republicans and it went down 11% with democrats after the election in 2016 and it has not risen. so this book tour, especially since she continues residing in victimhood land, it won't doner any favors. it reminded me of just being in a sorority again where she was like clearly he is obsessed with me but donald trump is her one obsession where she is just one of his many topics. it's so clear. >> donna: she lives rent free in donald trump's head. one i do know and. >> jesse: donald trump never lets anybody go without paying rent. >> donna: true that what i like about it is that she is going to lift up one of these unknown women. many of whom are not really known to the public. >> greg: and giving all this money to charity? >> donna: of course she is going to make sure that the money is spread very well. >> donna: this is one we want you to pay attention. to say elderly woman confronted by antifa protesters in canada.

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♪ >> jesse: just when you thought left wingage tartsdz wis couldn't stoop any lower. antifa shouting at elderly woman trying to cross the street ♪ shouting] >> jesse: the woman was trying to attend an event antifa wanted to shut down. it was hosted by the creator dave rubin and canadian politician. not a good look for antifa, greg. >> greg: i disagree. clearly that elderly pair presented a dangerous threat to these people. and i salute these brave freedom fighters or as chris

cuomo would call them anti-fascist for facing down this tyranny. i don't think they went far enough. this is. >> anna: example of the unbending mind of the delusional activists. as a human being you can see this is an elderly couple. have you empathy. when you get your head full of ideology, everybody becomes a hammer and you are the nail or, no. they are the nail and you are the hammer. right? >> but at some point each side has to police their own wackos. and the right polices their own wackos but the left elevates them to some kind of legendary status. >> jesse: we have an opportunity here for you to police your own wackos, donna. what would you like to say. >> donna: first of all, i don't like to even fall into that trip that somehow or another these are my, quote, unquote, friends. they are not. they are not democrats. i don't know that much about them. all i know is that whenever they they protest, neo nazis

and others and fascists. they show up. i don't know who the hell they're. i don't support or condone violence of any form from the left or the right or anyone else. >> jesse: dave rubin is not a nazi or fascist. it was an event he was throwing. >> donna: that's typically what they throw up these picket lines for. >> greg: they call everybody a nazi. >> donna: i don't follow them or support them and know who they are. >> greg: they wear disguises. they are such cowards. >> donna: i believe in nonviolence and i support peaceful protests. >> jesse: we will accept that here as a condemnation and we appreciate that. what do you say? >> emily: i find that video hard to watch. imagine how many decades and events that woman and man have lived through. that's opening in their hometown at that age. in terms of policing their own wackoes, i want the media police these guys. i'm sick of being the only ones who talk about it. just this month rolling stone came out on basically

andy ngo only independent journalist covering in portland and berkeley and wherever else they are running amuck. right ring troll demonized to the media. all about tearing him down. they are missing the forest for the trees. which is that antifa is violent every time they are out there. is no separating violent from their actions no matter what ideology that they are hiding behind and whatever they are saying. so, it is up to people like the portland mayor, ted wheeler who came on this network august 14th and failed to take a hard stance, failed to say i will enforce and uphold the law in my town. and instead these guys are attacking everyone, helpless and elderly. something needs to be done about antifa. >> jesse: dana, in the commercial break wishing ther derly woman picked up the walker and smashed antifa across the face. >> dana: you know the thing i was thinking about is that you have all those people

there that are taking video of this. >> greg: not doing anything. >> jesse: that's a good point. >> dana: that's why i'm sitting here in the studio and not out there as a reporter. >> greg: disguise dana? >> dana: i have a few disguises, yes. we look abou same size she and . i do think it's hard for me to take away. this guy right there. that one, i don't know what his job sand maybe he is in media. can you imagine not stepping in front of those people and giving them safe passage? >> donna: i totally agree. and look at his hair. come on, it could have been me. we have to condemn violence of any kind anywhere, whether it's domestic terrorism. whether it's the old out theroatkeepers. >> greg: are they violent? >> donna: some of the stuff trending now on restarting a civil war. >> greg: guys go to church and pray? >> donna: this is not religion.

again, there is so much violence and negativity and vitriol. we need to stop it. lower the volume. >> greg: nothing is as bad as that though. >> donna: i agree it looks bad. >> greg: if cameras went away they would beat the hell out of those old people. >> emily: need to protect the police department's ability to enforce the laws. that's also what is happening on the west coast city no support for them to enforce the law to protect those. >> jesse: she was defect lay fox news viewer. i can tell by looking at her. roberts deniro drops a pair of f bombs on live television. greg gutfeld has the lunancy next on "the five." ♪ ist! i'm tryin'! keep it up. you'll get there. whoa-hoa-hoa! 30 grams of protein, and one gram of sugar. ensure max protein.

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♪ >> greg: sunday some old guy spewing f-bombs. >> this guy should not be president, period. >> and when you say that folks on fox come after you.

i remember the tonies he got up there and cursed. >> [bleep] >> you know this is cable so it's not an fcc violation but it is still sunday morning. >> sorry. >> greg: triggered by our nation's hall monitor brian steltzer asking him about fox news for some reason. the host acts done as if he didn't see it coming man who talks bike a one man navy. >> this [bleep] idiot it is the president. >> the guy is a [bleep] fool. our government today with the prompting of our baby in chief. [laughter] >> [bleep] i call him. >> greg: that's some reliable source have you got there this is what moms call bad language or producers call great tv. the plan get an irrational figure at peak derangement and go into snapping cabaret for the chronically obsessed. like a kid would pull wheelies on old man

johnson's front yard crack and hold a spatula chasing you around in his open road. that's the deniro cnn business model in a nutshell money for nothing and clicks for free. real story of you who accusations of trump's nutty behavior always ends up with the accusers acting nuttier. deniro calls trump crazy as he goes crazier. adam schiff calls trump a liar as he makes up quotes. dems talk about undermining institution that's try to undermine an election. when asked for reasons why trump shouldn't be president, all bobby had were put dering f-bombs. his resistance had run out of script. another role without dialogue so he had to improvise. by having it on "the five" it quadrupled their audience. congrats for that one minute you had a hit. so, dana, shall i quote scott adams?

>> dana: yeah, i was thirsty. >> greg: he claims that because we have entered a new phase where not liking trump is just a lifestyle. so you are a lifestyle resister. >> dana: you don't even have to have a reason. >> greg: why, why? f him, f him. >> dana: when you run out of words and can't explain anything. they think you are too dumb to understand. if you have to ask a question then clearly you are not smart enough to understand why he shouldn't be president. that's in his mind. the weird thing but the f-bomb stuff is that he is clearly doing it on purpose. he has enough self-control, i would imagine, to not drop f-bombs but they are doing it for effect, as if it worked. who else did that recent have any beto o'rourke? remember, he is out there dropping the f-bomb everywhere to the point abc had to say by the way, not going to be allowed on our debate stage. not going to allow that we might just do it anyway. i just wonder about robert deniro because it does seem like he is either playing himself or a character or it could be just the same thing

now. >> greg: this is a role. the resister is the role now. and he is comfortable in the role. >> dana: star not guilty role. >> greg: i will say, this donna, i am pro-swearing. i don't know why we have to be so worried about those words. and maybe it's because i don't have kids. i find swearing to be a valuable thing. >> donna: you know, i spent most of my childhood and i would say almost half of my adulthood going to church on sunday confessing to using swear words. so i try to avoid them although i have been known to make complete sentences out of swear words. but not on this show. this potty mouth stuff, i don't think it's good tv, emily. i think it's rude. it's offensive. that's why we have to -- i said this weekend don't take the bait. when the president was tweeting out things, calling democrats savages. i said don't take the bait. be best. i always use the first lady, you know, #be best.

we all try to be at our best when we are dealing with these topics. >> greg: could potty mouth be a medical condition? >> emily: tourette's. [laughter] there is something to be swearing feels good and blows off steam. that's usually privately and there is obviously the stronger argument for it in the national conversation in public discourse we want you to be able to use your words and have that specificity and rise above it especially for those running for office. bobby d. double down and instead of apologizing literally his response to brian saying so, you know, for you like kind of unleashing that tirade that was his response to that. he doubled down. that being said, he is a larger than life celebrity. nothing will ever touch bobby d. >> greg: really? i think he might be touched now. >> donna: promoting this movie the irish man? >> jesse: i think everybody should see it because they

shot a big scene on my old street in the west village it looks amazing and has joe pesci in it and any of those great actor in those great gangster movies. i disagree with all of you. he is old, he doesn't care. he is rich, obviously trump drives him crazy. i don't think it's lacking self-control. i think he is letting it all hang out there. who cares? say whatever he wants to say. i don't think it's the classiest. >> greg: i could care less about the swearing. i couldn't come up with a reason. you run into a lot of people like this that when you are talking about them just tell me and they go argh and they run away. >> jesse: what do you have people who watch fox news i don't care who criticizes me. >> dana: i admire that i mean i'm kind of sensitive. >> donna: but i support the office of the presidency regard in conjunction

with the office of the presidency, i have a decency standard. i may dislike. >> jesse: he wasn't saying that about the president. that was a couple weeks before. >> greg: i have industry standard. >> donna: i need to go to confession with you. you have too much for me to deal with. >> greg: it's not pretty. six hours, by the way. have to lay down a tarp. stay tuned, the fastest 7 is up next. ♪ ♪

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>> emily: welcome back, time for the fastest 7. first up passenger flies into a fury after he was told he couldn't use first class bathrooms. >> let 8 people wait in line to use bathroom while two bathrooms are empty in the front. you are going to come to me and tell me you are going to call the police? [bleep]. >> emily: the plane had to be diverted and the guy was arrested. i have to say i can't wait for 24th of november. that will be fun. what's the craziest thing have you ever seen on a

plane. >> donna: i should keep my lips sealed. i have seen a lot of crazy things. >> greg: we should talk about this man's problem. as somebody with a small bladder maybe a little rough. this is an issue. >> dana: i think they need to redesign the plane. >> greg: airplanes only place left where you know there is a class system. when people walk in, they can see people with a better standing than they do he is sitting there i have got to pee and nobody is in those bathrooms. >> donna: how do you know he had to do number one and not number two? >> greg: i sit corrected. >> jesse: you pay for the class system. you are not born into first class. you pay for it. you earn it and you pay for it. if you get rid of that. get rid of everything. let everybody pee where they want? >> donna: if you ask nicely and say, look, i have a problem. can i use the restroom? normally they allow you to do that. >> jesse: if there is an emergency and this guy is crossing his legs and going

like that. >> emily: usually the attendant doesn't enforce it. you don't have to be an emergency. oh that guy he was inpatient. >> jesse: threatened to call the police on him. >> emily: he was arrested. >> greg: yeah. >> dana: the thing that would make me the most mad is that the plane had to be diverted so you can't get to your destination on time. >> jesse: this man is yuanon jwan. yuan is spelled juan. >> donna: you don't know what was going on with his parents when he named him? >> jesse: that's true. what's your theory on that one? >> donna: keeping my airport secrets to myself. >> emily: next, not doing the dishes could be fatal to your rip relationship. a third of americans admit to breaking up with their partner over simple chores and 67% say they fight over keeping the house clean. oh, whatever, this doesn't

apply me and then i read the percentages of the little things do you like 67% of people hate that you leave the cap open and all of a sudden i was like oh god maybe i'm not the neat person that i thought i was. maybe i'm certainly driving pete crazy. >> jesse: if you love someone, you will do anything for them. you will screw the little cap back on. you will clean up after their mess. you know, it's something that you do for someone that you really care about. when people are fighting in a relationship about chores, there are other issues behind the scenes. >> donna: sounds like he has some practice. >> dana: i would say you should work these things out before you get married. >> jesse: really? >> greg: and live together? you harlot. >> dana: who is going to take out the trash? peter. >> dana: who is going to do the dishes? peter. who walks the dog? peter. laundry? >> greg: cleanliness is a symbol of evolutionary prowess. hygiene killed millions of

people over thousands of years. >> dana: bad hygiene. >> greg: led us to the plague. so, you know, the necessity of tidiness, that's telling you have a powerful mate that wants to ensure your survival. >> greg: my wife may be much neater: i wasn't really a slob i was a guy. >> jesse: now you just pay for a maid. >> greg: true. >> emily: a lot of those were preferences. >> dana: help around the house, guys. >> donna: help around the house and if i cook, you better clean. >> emily: next up. finally, elizabeth the head of the green party in canada recently put out a photo of her reusable cup with a melts straw. not so fast. they later admitted the photo was photo shopped. holding a paper cup without a straw. her single use plastic products this just to me shows nothing is ever worth

getting caught for fabrication. >> jesse: don't have to fake it in this country. aoc and hamburgers, drinking from straws. you don't have to do it. they do it. they are hypocrites here. >> donna: i don't know if they're hypocrites. trying to tell the larger story that we need to care more about our environment. look, i love to-go cups. i can't wait this weekend i might have a to-go cup and something in it. >> greg: make it to-go. >> dana: the thing about this that i love it does show the hypocrisy also overeager staffers and see this photo of her oh my gosh. instead of just cropping the photo, right? they photo shopped it. crop don't shop. >> greg: it shows you in order to follow their principles, in order for them to follow their own principles, they have to deceive people. it is impossible to do what these people want you to do so they have to lie and then they demand you to follow

while they actually buy. >> donna: what is she drinking? that's what i want to know. >> jesse: if you ever see a compromising photo of me it's been photo shopped. that's my line and sticking to it. >> donna: if you see me with a cup in my hand i'm drinking something cold. >> greg: everything will be a deep fake from now on including those photos of you taken last year. >> emily: all right, guys. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ performance comes in lots of flavors. there's the amped-up, over-tuned, feeding-frenzy-of sheet-metal-kind. and then there's performance that just leaves you feeling better as a result. that's the kind lincoln's about. ♪

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playmate. just like this little fella her here. playing catch by using the trampoline, because he had no other people to play with. look at this. does it pull the whatever -- >> dana: heartstrings? >> jesse: greg does not have those. a >> greg: i had to remove them, they were swollen. and that's why -- ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> dana: everybody wants them, mine is about a third grader, the story turns out well, but it is a sad beginning, he and his family lost everything in a harvest house fire, his name is daniel hunt, and he goes to philadelphia grade school in tennessee. and after hearing about their classmate in need, they held a toy drive to replace some of the things that were destroyed in the fire, and they have all of the pictures here, needless to say he was very shocked and very

happy to be so supported by his fellow students. so they are warriors at philadelphia elementary school. >> greg: you lied about a fire so that you could get toys? >> dana: deep fake. >> jesse: also in philadelphia, tennessee. got me on that one. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? i have a similar query that i would like to introduce to the audience involving watermelons and rubber bands, how many rubber bands do you have to wrap around a watermelon before it explodes? this will show you the answer. now i have the answer right here, i want everybody to take a guess, how many, donna? >> donna: 37. >> emily: 165. >> dana: 72. >> greg: 73. speak to 154.

>> greg: you win the watermelon. pick it up in tennessee. >> jesse: just not in the apartment. >> donna: while an online magazine just released the 100 most influential african-american ages 25-45, i did not make the list, i'm a little bit older, but guess who did? beyonce. steph curry, lizzo and janelle monae. i am not on the list, arp come get me. >> dana: you are on the hour list. all right, emily. a >> emily: i want to show you this sweet scene from sms high school where the high school voted to crown their homecoming queen ms. trinity arrington, and we are seeing her right now actually deciding to give her crown and flowers to her friend emily petty, she said, i decided to give my crown to my sweet friend emily, because she has always wanted to

be a princess and i decided she deserved it. during the runnings or whatever she kept telling everybody to vote for her friend, trinity was the one that actually won and she gave her flowers to sweet emily. i love to see stories like this. >> dana: jesse, have you ever won something and given it away? >> jesse: yeah, when i did not want it. >> greg: were you guys homecoming queen? jesse, don't answer. >> dana: no. were you, emily? >> emily: i won prom queen, best dancer in high school. and other things. >> dana: like what? >> emily: awards that don't mean anything, has to do with looks, it's more important about what you are on the inside. >> greg: don't use that lie, it is sociology. >> donna: i will never work out in the gym with this one here, because she puts me to shame. >> dana: what were you most likely to be?

>> greg: most likely to be on a show called "the five" ." >> donna: also most intelligent. >> dana: set your dvr, never miss an episode of the five, special report coming up right now, hey, bret. >> bret: president trump wants to meet the whistle-blower while democrats expressed concern for the accuser safety, and subpoenas for documents from rudy giuliani. what exactly is impeachment? we will take you through the often confusing a misunderstood process. and if you thought that hillary clinton email investigations were over, we have news for you tonight, this is "special report." ♪ good evening, i am bret baier, we are coming to live from the white house where president trump is digging in, hunkering down against democratic efforts to impeach him and kick him out of office. the president says he deserves to face his accus