information. and i look forward to meeting you thanks for watching i'm jea nine pirro, advocating for truth, justice and the american way. greg gutfeld is next, see you next week. >> let's be frank, a national nightmare is upon us the basic rules of democracy are attack under the president. >> oh, lighten up francis. >> [laughter] >> enough of you. so after three years of poking the bear, the bear poked back and who can blame him. they have been trying to impeach him from the day he got elected. president trump: they've been trying to impeach me from the day i got elected. >> [laughter] >> i don't even use fake any more. president trump: i don't even use fake any more. i call it the fake news now, corrupt news because fake isn't

tough enough and i came up with the term i'm very proud of it. >> [laughter] congratulations, you know i get three days of peace. >> president trump: i get three days of peace and i'm walking into the united nations meeting with the biggest leaders in the world and i hear about the word impeachment and i said what did i do now? >> [laughter] >> bottom line you shouldn't be asking two questions. president trump: you shouldn't be asking two questions. well it sounds like it might be a good question. let me see if i like the question, go ahead. maybe for the first time in three years i'll have a good question and i'll love it. >> there is a report that came out just before you, and the president walked out here, that the whistleblower met with the staff member of adam schiff. >> but maybe he will love that question. president trump: oh, i love that question. adam schiff is a fraud and i love that question. thank you, john. >> [laughter]

>> speaking of schiff, i wonder if he made it up. i wonder if he made it up, every word of it. president trump: he made it up, every word of it, made it up and read to congress as though i said it, and i'll tell you what, he should be forced to resign from congress, adam schiff he's a low life. >> could he carry? >> [applause] goodness, could he carry his blank strap? president trump: couldn't carry his [blank] strap. i bond say it, because it's terrible to say but that guy couldn't carry his [blank strap. >> he had all of the information ahead of time and he has a structure in place and impeachment was nearly the foot waiting for the right slipper and adam went through a pile of them. he is the world's cinderella but

come on trump is only interested in corruption. he doesn't care about politics. president trump: i'm only interested in corruption. i don't care about politics. i don't care about biden's politics. i never thought biden was going to win to be honest. >> it's not like trump wanted biden out. he always knew joe was the wounded gazelle. really it's not that joe lost a step. he's missing an entire staircase >> [laughter] >> and biden has never been a smart guy. president trump: i think biden has never been a smart guy and he's less smart now than he ever was. >> [applause] >> i don't know. really. losing biden is not what trump wants so if it's not politics then what is it? well i've been in the media for 20 plus years. i know i look young. i can tell you none of this is anything but political, it's all team sports.

people pick a side and position their opponent as immoral, trump is no different, its been done to everyone before them. he's just getting it worse because he's giving back as good as he's getting. and as a private citizen, he's not used to achievement over shadowed by ideology and that's what's pissing him off and meanwhile the story is a two -fer for the media fills coffers with clicks and they don't have to report actual news like the lowest unemployment figures in 50 years. instead they dress up a political action as a legal in fraction all while denying their bias. no wonder trump is pissed, seriously. you talking to me? president trump: are you talking to me? this is a follow-up of what i just asked you sir. president trump: are you ready? we have the president of finland ask him a question. don't be rude. >> he's mad as the media portends they had nothing to do with him being mad. >> he went after democrats in the media repeatedly. >> it's pure rage at the

predicament he's in. his anger was on full display during a press conference this afternoon. >> he raged and cursed on twitter and also expressed anger >> oh, my, they're shocked shocked by trump's anger. they are like an arsonist surprised by all the smoke. or a stripper, suddenly wondering why all the men are staring at her. >> [laughter] >> really, i feel bad for any world leader whose with trump at these press conferences. look at him. no one else is. >> [laughter] >> you're the foreign affairs version of a bridesmaid but lucky you, dear viewer, because of trump you learned more about political mall freeze answer than ever before, this ukraine story is about real shenanigans. who cares about a phone call but nepotism, we hate it the corruption of a confident off spring, whose able to coast through life because of daddy's connections? we all know hunters, never works too hard, parties too much, crap s his pants at the christmas party. >> [laughter]

>> and yet, still gets cush jobs. hunter biden is the swamp's team mascot, but the media and the dems got other concerns they take an exact transcript and twist it into something else and expect you, the public, to see what they see, and then they deny it when they're caught lying. president trump: i know you support chairman schiff but would it be right for him to have the drop attic interpretation of the president 's transcript of the phone call at the hearing last week. >> i want the american people to know what that phone call was about. i want them to hear it. it's fair, it's sad, but it's using the president's own words. >> those weren't the president 's words it was an interpretation of the presidents word. >> he did not make it up. >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> you know? talk about denial. someone get her up to speed, or get her some speed. >> [laughter] >> i would like some, but believe it or not, trump watches his words very carefully.

president trump: i watch my words very very closely, and to have somebody get up and to totally fabricate a conversation that i had with another leader and make it sound so bad, it was so evil. >> but it's nothing new it's what the media does. take anything you've said and find the darkest meaning. it's like they took a class in it. >> so often we're told tariff take things at face value but in this class you'll learn to look at the darkest motives in everything, including things that at first, seem good. i'll show you what i mean with some quotes. ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country. because this is obvious jfk is putting emphasis on how important it is to have self- confidence so when we come together as a nation we can achieve so much more. >> dude you're out of your mind this is nationalism at its absolute worst. what is a country but a xeno

phobic land mass designed to keep other people out okay? countries imply borders, all right? borders are inherently, you guessed it, racist. >> excellent! >> here is another. give a man a fish. feed him for a day. teach him as a fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. >> well it's clearly a lesson that actually learning a skill is a lot more important than just being given something without earning it. >> i'm going to throw up, okay? teach a man to fish? teaching men to fish is what led to exploiting the environment okay? which led to industrialization which led to overpopulation, which is guess what? a major contributor to global warming. you are on fire, terry. >> how about this one? "hang in there." oh, you want to just hang in thereafter having maybe like a rough day? >> you're in shane, okay? hang in there? this is endorsing capital punishment, you psycho.

do you know what? my work is done here. terry take over the class. >> you got it. okay, let's start off with my favorite quote. "stallin was right." >> [laughter] >> [applause] >> her first car was an actual beetle. my co-host, and anchor of the daily briefing, dana. >> [applause] >> and we can kill you with a pair of underwear, while wearing them, former cia operative, mike baker. >> [applause] >> and she's from motor city who also owns a kitty. host of fox nation, kat timpf.

>> [applause] >> and he sneezes the jetstream , my massive psychic, t yrus. >> [applause] >> all right, its been a crazy two weeks hasn't it? >> yeah, only been two weeks. >> and it feels like 17 years. >> exactly. and i think one of the reasons for that is because those of you who are old enough to have lived through the clinton scandal, it's no longer the lewinsky scandal, that took map it months , like 18 months so we're two weeks in and back then the only thing you had to check on the news was e-mail, and the dru dge report. >> right. >> now, you add social media and a 24/7 news cycle to this, and when the president is willing to go after the media and it's like pouring fuel all over it, up and down pennsylvania avenue. >> basically what you're saying if you thought the lewinsky scandal blew. >> [laughter] >> that's exactly what i'm

saying and by the way -- >> [applause] >> what? it's words! i don't infer, dana. >> by the way what is a blank strap? >> i don't know. >> [laughter] >> you get them at the blank store. >> oh! maybe you'll tell me later. >> yes. >> mike baker can kill you with a blank strap. >> tell you what there's a million ways you could kill somebody with one of those. >> [laughter] >> how is it, how is it that the word "jock" is the one that president trump self-edits? >> [laughter] >> in three years, he only worries, he self-edited is "joc" what the hell is going on? >> [laughter] >> so do you know what? you know how i love to do research right? one of these shows, so what i wanted to do was and then i'll shut up, is just read a brief bit from a column that went into the new york times.

in 2015, we have been worrying about how much danger donald trump posed to democracy. now the impeachment moving forward a new question is rapidly gaining relevance. how, and when, or will president trump leave the white house? they're saying that even if he's impeached, and it moves through the senate or he loses the election, his whole column is about there is a good, good chance, he will refuse to leave the white house. >> [applause] >> yes. >> ladies and gentlemen that's where we are in today's world. that's why you can't have a logical discussion about this process. >> they're nuts. they're nuts, kat, except for you. you're just slightly nuts. >> oh, i'm incredibly well- adjusted. >> [laughter] >> don't laugh at that. >> look i can't turn on the tv without seeing people arguing, talking about impeachment, and no matter how much of it i watch , i still cannot understand like why the democrats are doing it when they know it's not going to work. like maybe it'll get through the house and that's a maybe.

it'll never get through the senate. so why are they spending time, money, resources on it? that is like hiring a wedding planner, when you know dam well you don't have a groom! right? >> [laughter] >> you can do half of, we could do half of it just lick they can get half way to impeachment. you can get the dress, book the church and even walk all the way up there while they play the little song, but once you get there you got to be like already bye, everybody there's no one here. like who would think that was worth it? i wouldn't. but that's what they are doing. do you know what you do there? you marry yourself. >> yeah, i, um, i wouldn't marry me. >> [laughter] >> tyrus? >> yeah? >> yeah. >> luckily for me in my house, the two major news networks that cover this stuff in between them is forensic files and there's a marathon on so i'm like impeachment, click, oh, murder. this isn't even the main event. this isn't even a pre, if you like it, it's the pre-

impeachment query, so they are going to investigate to investigate, so in case we might impeach. yes. >> [laughter] >> you sticking with that? >> yes. >> so you understand why i'm watching forensic files? because it's the only place i'm going to get that is forensic files and i know there's a dead body somewhere. >> [laughter] >> i don't know any facts. >> the point is it's not always the navy that's involved, tyrus. so we've got to move on and as if that's calling al franken handsy. up next, which candidate is this year's hillary and does the answer rhyme with hillary? that's next. >> [applause] hmm. exactly. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. nice. but, uh... what's up with your... partner? not again. limu that's your reflection. only pay for what you need.

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>> her rallying cry went awry. you always run a risk when you do a call and response. just ask kamilla. >> there's this whole conversation that has been coming up about electability. focus on our campaign. is america ready for that?

>> no! >> [laughter] >> i think that was the opposite of what she was after. and that was the highlight this week. most have been talking about donald trump's tweets. she even that tattles, sending a letter of complaint saying trump shouldn't be allowed to tweet the things he tweets. his twitter account should be suspended and i think there's plenty of evidence to suggest that he is irresponsible with his words in a way that could result in harm to other people, and so the privilege of using those words in that way should probably be taken from him. >> [laughter] >> so let that last part sink in. the privilege of using those words should probably be taken from him. now you know this is a bad idea when reporters ask other candidates about it and preface the question with real easy one. >> should donald trump be

damned from twitter? >> no! >> [laughter] >> warren did a virtual tie with joe biden now and the ukraine stuff probably won't help him and neither will this ringing endorsement. >> joe biden is this year's hillary. joe biden is not going to excite the base to get out there and vote on november 3rd. >> yes! right now joe biden is this year 's hillary, unless hillary becomes this year's hillary. >> [laughter] >> she's running. she is just trying to decide. >> get that dance suit out of mothballs. meanwhile this guy is thinking about jumping in too. >> [laughter] >> hey, i met him at port authority. hey, kat, should kamala harris

be rethinking her strategy on this trump tweeting thing? >> no, i actually agree with her that trump shouldn't be on twitter, but, that's because i think no one should be on twitter. seriously are any of you on twitter? okay. >> you just pulled a kamilla. >> you're not? i'm sure you're much happier than i am because i literally spend so much time on it and i've never gone on there and been like wow i feel good now. you know, like i always go on there and i'm like i kind of wish i were dead. like what are we doing? plus it's not like it's harmless you know? any day now, i'm going to lose my job and all of my income over something that i wrote on there, for free. >> right. >> it happens all the time. >> yeah. >> it's ridiculous, it should be done, i'm going to go on it as soon as i'm done talking but i shouldn't. it's just like the devil dressed like a little blue bird.

>> mike, don't you think ukraine is going to pretty much disqualify biden? >> i don't know. in a normal environment, in a normal world and the politics that we used to know, i would say yes. you have to remember biden lost twice before right? everybody loves joe when he's on the bench and then things start to fall apart, so i don't think he is heading towards the finish line in first place, but what harris is saying about removing him from twitter and similar to what sanders and warren are saying about nobody, there should be no billionaire. billionaires shouldn't exist. it's all, you can not like trump , right? you can wish that we had somebody more eloquent or more capable of not creating self- inflicted wounds. >> he didn't say jock. >> right. you've got a pie chart of all of the things that he does say and you get one little sliver with jock, but i think if you, so you could like his policy and you

don't like trump but what i worry about with 2020 is people are just exhausted by the time we get to the election of the drama that surrounds president trump and what they're okay with is what's coming down the pike on the authoritarian lane with harris, with sappedders or whomever, likely warren, then godspeed but i don't think this country can withstand a knee jerk from where we are now with the policy to that, and so i think people have to be very careful about what they do. >> tyrus, thoughts? >> we learned how to talk to crowds. >> yeah? >> ms. harris, you need to learn. like when you walk in a room and this is what you get? that's not the crowd to ask questions to. >> [laughter] >> like i knew from the moment, first of all, when you're giving a speech and what looks like a high school auditorium, after school, that means everyone there would rather be somewhere

else, so to ask if you've got to know your audience and hype them up. she should have said that are we happy to be here? there's free punch and cake afterwards. look under your seat, there's hope! something. >> [laughter] >> are we ready for change? yeah, but the one or two guys who said no there was only two guys that said no. there was no one that said yes. we heard the two guys and one of them wasn't confident. he was like no. i thought everyone was going to cheer. like that is a problem and that is the democratic, they are going to sacrifice what i thought was their best losing effort because if they sacrifice joe, if they get rid of him, if they ruin his career, legacy like he did something dirty, that means that will most certainly end trump. that's where the democratic party is at. we will destroy biden to think we will get trump. and then when it's over, then we

just have destroy joe. >> for democrats, joe biden is a reverse triple threat. straight white male. >> and he's old. you've got to watch him. >> dana? do you agree with tyrus? >> [laughter] >> i don't know. when kamala harris said that do you remember that sad moment in the 2015 or 2016 primary, and then he said please clap. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> that's when you kind of know you might not have like a lot of support. >> yes, yes, that's why i never have to say please clap, people naturally clap for me, like right now. >> [applause] >> i am pathetic. up next, a lot of red. >> [applause] if you have moderate to severe psoriasis,

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>> live from americas news headquarters, i'm in new york. nearly 100 people have died after five days of protests in iraq. demonstrators are concerned about unemployment, deteriorat ing public services and corruption. the government has been using an internet blackout to curtail the unrest. a daytime curfew in baghdad was lifted today and protesters flooded the streets and they are calling for calm more than 3,000 people have reportedly been

injured. meanwhile haiti is bracing for more protests after thousands took to the streets on friday. they are tired of corruption, ballooning inflation. two people were reportedly killed by police friday. weeks of deadly protests have paralyzed the country. i'm jackie, now back to the greg gutfeld show. >> they came with a complaint, now they're covered in paint. climate change protesters in london, that's a very in england , dana. recently gathered outside the british treasury building for a demonstration that involved using a fire truck, to spray fake blood on the buildings white facade. the grown known as extinction rebellion which is also my safe word at the club claims that they use non-violent civil

disobedience to effect change, sure, and in this case, to call attention to the british government investments infos ill fuels. unfortunately, they quickly lost control of the powerful hose, and things unraveled from there. >> [applause] >> it went on for a while. did i say unfortunately lost control? i meant hilariously lost control looks like they did more damage to the earth with that oil-based paint than anyone from big petroleum. who says you can't get your point across with plain old water, right? >> did 40 takes on that one until we got the one we wanted,

poor kid. i don't care. i love this. climate change is right for pairity and the pairity themselves. >> although this extinction rebellion xr is a fairly serious group that surfaced recently. >> really. >> and they are about ready to, mind you, start on monday, an effort that could go over a couple of weeks of blocking downtown london, central london, and so they've got this whole massive campaign going they are much more, you know, organized and well known in europe but they get a lot of support from a variety of other groups and they have been very and increasingly aggressive. the interesting thing with this story is that was a decommission ed fire truck and if we can thank xr for anything we can thank them for warning the metropolitan police and counterterrorism people about this potential threat, because there are almost noplace around the treasury building. it took a while to respond and that decommissioned truck rolled right up there and parked, and so -- >> you don't have to be a

rocket scientist. >> but look at this and go you got to be kidding me. >> that's amazing. >> so now at least the authorities are on to this particular scam. >> so it has actually taught a valuable lesson to our law enforcement across the pond as they say, tyrus? do you know what kills me? >> me choking you rapidly? >> [laughter] >> give or take? >> it probably wouldn't take that long and i'd enjoy every minute. i'd go into the eternal slumber with a smile on my face, as you cradled me and my life less body >> you guys can do this later. >> the reason why i mentioned gripping, is because i ate a lot of protein. i eat red meat. >> uh-huh. >> and vegans would have a little protein they could have held on to the dam hose. they have no grip strength. >> [applause] >> so true. >> i'm sorry.

can you imagine we're going to form a blockade and wait 15 minutes and then pass out. do you know what i'm saying like continue with your fake burgers and vegan lifestyle. there's a lot of pressure on that hose, man. >> well dana it's kind of a great metaphor though right? people who claim to protect the earth do way more damage than anyone they condemn. >> first off it sort of looked like breakfast. >> yeah. >> this is how messy this whole thing is, if boris johnson wasn't there but this is the thing that killed me who do they think has to go out and chen that up. >> exactly. >> if they do block the streets whose going to be harmed the most the people that need to get to work that work hourly jobs are trying to put food on the table? they don't help their cause at all. they achieve nothing and until they are ready to talk about nuclear power as an option i don't want to hear from them. i agree completely with that sentiment. you know, kat, i bet you have some kind of analogy about a guy

trying to impress a girl at a bar and then he falls and cracks his skull. that's exactly what this is. >> [laughter] >> they wanted to impress and they didn't, they just humiliated himself. no? >> honestly i was going to say that i feel bad for them. >> oh, really? >> i do. because they were so close right like if they had just managed to get the fake blood only on on the treasury building and not on themselves, climate change would have been solved. obviously that's not a thing right? so there is these people who claim they are so passionate about this issue rather than coming with real solutions as dana just mentioned talking about potential real solutions, they are just going to throw fake blood at the problem? i mean, what problem has fake blood ever solved? i have never even thought about solving a problem that way, and if some guy who says he broke up with me in 2012 claims otherwise

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>> the word on the street? keep eating meat. a new study by an until team of researchers, my favorite kind of researchers, claims to have found no significant link between the consumption of meat and the risk of heart disease, cancer and diabetes. they say any benefits from eating less animal protein appear to be minimal in that contrary claims have used observational studies, i hate those, because they can lead to misleading patterns and the new york times says the lead scientist on the study however did not disclose his past ties to the food industry. meanwhile, the american heart

association otherwise known as a -ha, take on me, right? and the american cancer society says this new study is garbage. right now almost all dietary guidelines recommend limiting red and processed meats but for meat lovers this is the news you've been waiting for and it gives me the idea for a great new product. >> attention carnivores, do you love red meat? what if you can make those awesome things more awesome by turning them into red meat? introducing the flame broiling meat 3,000 and it gives anything you point at a meat makeover. a hotel porter into a delicious 28-ounce porterhouse. it works on your favorite land marks, turn the st. louis arch into a rack of ribs, take a

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ancestry, some people can eat red meat, and it's different ways to go to find out what's best for you, or you just go through life, eat things, oh, i like this i'm not sick afterward s so i'll keep eating it. do you know what i'm saying everyone is different. like allegedly, migrate grandfather ate bacon and beer and the occasional slavemaster. >> [laughter] >> well that's a real deal. like they couldn't find the body it's real, but he didn't get a heart attack from it and when you pull 10 people, sometimes steaks make he sick. that's what these tests are. >> exactly. dana you eat a lot of red meat don't you? >> because i grew up on a cattle ranch and i am bias, but then the left love science until there's science and then they are like oh, that person, who is a researcher about food, has passed ties to the food industry

and they have to try to debunk it and i think that's interesting that you say that, tyrus about your genetics because i don't like fish of any kind. >> you can't be from the midwest, because there's not a lot of oceans. >> at least not yet until climate change. i was born and raised on president. >> [laughter] >> shot it right into my mouth. when you think about it, mike baker. do you know, what's great about this is the redemption for the kind of the cattle that people that were smearing the cattle saying their precious meat was bad and now they've been redeem ed and we could eat them. >> and living out in ranch country, at this point, look, tyrus is right with the genetic thing and my whole family has a history of heart disease, everybody is effected with it or carrying hardware around with them and i had a cardiologist say look you can eat steak every

day of your life. it won't make any difference. you got what you get. that's genetics. that's a great doctor. >> it is a great doctor and then i said let me go get my wife, so the gratis person on the planet, i said tell her what you just told me and it's like well you should watch your dog. >> [laughter] >> i know. >> you killed your doctor didn't you? >> yes. >> and then that was migrate grand father that wasn't me. don't bring me to your little party. >> kat, i liked it and i love carbohydrates but let's be honest the nutritional pyramid made this country obese, because they made carbohydrates the basic part of the pyramid, and that was wrong. >> look, maybe i'm like a daredevil or out of my mind, but i actually don't need the government to decide what to eat >> yeah. >> like the way that i do it

maybe you guys are different is i'll be like i kind of want a turkey club and then i eat one. >> [laughter] >> i don't call it the fda like should i have this and like not to brag but i've been totally fine figuring out what to eat on my own, never been like oh, this cyanide looks good maybe use that in place of chicken brother none of us are stupid enough to actually need this. we decide what we eat. the government shouldn't be issuing these guidelines because they keep changing and also like if you're listening to the government and deciding what to eat based on the government, then you make me sad. >> you know, at the farm, dana, i believe you had a turkey club, it was a horrible device. >> [laughter] >> up next. how do americans define success, besides lou dobbs of course. >> [applause] ake red lobster's endless shrimp even hotter? you bring back nashville hot! oh yeah - it's back. crispy shrimp...

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>> is it a sham to live for instagram a new poll as americans rank the factors they think society uses to define success. is it your job or your family or your income? no, no, and no. being famous is what we think is society's top marker for success , so is having a large social media following,

especially for people under 35, like me. >> [laughter] >> they all want to be an influencer on instagram. people do anything to make their life look exciting online. take this woman at the bronx zoo , who earl your earl your this week posted an instagram video, entering a lion habitat, but was she crazy or just desperate for likes? believe me i know what it's like walking into a lion's den. i barely got out of there alive. >> [laughter] >> actually, they asked me to leave. eight times, [laughter] all right, so i don't know who to go to first because everybody has strong opinions. dana, we talked about this. defining success by the attention you see is not a good way to live. >> if you have aspirations to

achieve something and you think that just because you become famous, you will achieve something, you are going to be sorely disappointed. i mean, i think instagram is really important for pictures of jasper. >> yes. >> and i mean america agrees. >> yes and the great thing about the dog is he doesn't know it's not like he checks his lights or anything. >> he's just famous. >> and the homeless guy with the dog. that dog is having a great time. he has no idea. >> he does get less home alone. >> that's true. >> mike we're creating a metric for self-worth that is publicly measured like when we were young we don't know if we were popular or not, if we were within our classroom but we didn't compare it to everybody else in this world. >> yeah, i think in all seriousness i think it's super sad. i think it's a sad statement on where we are. i've got my three little boys, and i talk to them about this all the time.

>> yes. >> because they are living it right now. this is all they know is this environment, where if you've got 2 million followers on twitter well then you must know what you're talking about and i don't know how else to describe it other than i'm just very sad about the way we look at this and what's important in our lives. >> says the guys who killed people for money. >> and fun. >> [laughter] >> you'll never work a day in your life. yeah, the social media thing is dangerous but now i have to go strangle a guy with some piano wire. >> oh, maybe get a picture. >> [laughter] >> and a selfie. >> [applause] >> kat? you have a social media following and i don't think its made you a better person.

>> [laughter] >> i was going to say, i, as we all know, am very famous. i'm not the most famous. it's like kim kardashian, justin bieber, kat tempf. i'm not super famous but i am like more famous than i was years ago, right? and i agree it is sad because none of that has made me any happier and the things that have made me happier have been, you know, feeling like my work was having an impact, that's what people should be striving for so that's the serious part. i do want to talk about the lion lady though real quick. i think that her wanting to be famous had something to do with it and i also think it's this lie that we tell people in society that you can be whatever you want. you can do whatever you want. sure, i can go in there and taunt a lion because if you can dream it you can do it. that is a lie. we immediate to stop teaching our children that. i was taught that in school and because of it i spent way too long in youth soccer. >> [laughter]

>> tyrus do you have any advice for the kids today? >> i wish i would have been there like go take your ass over there, i'll take the picture. get closer get closer there you go. oh! oh! and then i'd say, you know? >> [applause] >> you know, put the emphasis on the wrong thin, i'm just waiting for my big break. i've got my youtube show coming on man that's when the bucks start rolling in. no you're asking to get education and a real job, the fame stuff comes or it doesn't. but it doesn't define who you are. >> believe me as someone whose very famous, it's underrated. >> [laughter] >> the gutfeld monologues live, fall tour resumes next weekend. saturday october 12, in omaha. stops in jacksonville, durham in november, cleveland and knoxville in december. tickets still available for all shows. go to ggutfeld.com, for tickets. >> [applause]

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>> we are out of time. thanks to dana, mike baker, our studio audience, and i'm greg gutfeld and i love you, america. >> welcome to waters world, i'm jessie waters. the scared democrats that's the subject of tonight's water's world this is a fake crime, fake coverup, and now fake impeachment. nervous nancy won't even put it to a vote. here is why, bad politics for democrats for two reasons. if she makes her caucus cast a vote now it's going to backfire, and she will lose the house. and it's impeachment is official , she has to let republicans be a part of the process. right now, they are shut out. she doesn't want us to be fair. she just wants it to be fast. her goal, impeach before people lose focus, impeach before the iowa caucus, impeach before