forth between those conservatives do get upset, liberals who want to know more. we politicize everything. i can only talk from the human being perspective. damn good one. we will miss you. here is "the five." >> jesse: i'm jesse watters with kd, juan, dana, greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump unleashing on democrats and pummeling joe biden during a fiery campaign rally. it was his first since the democrats launch their inquiry. the president wasted no time going on the attack. >> president trump: democrats are on a crusade to destroy our democracy. that's what's happening. the wretched washington swamp has been trying to nullify the results of a truly great and democratic collection.

they want to erase your vote like it never existed. they want to erase your voice, they want to erase your future. they know they can't win the 2020 election, so they are pursuing the insane impeachment witch hunt. >> jesse: trump also hoarding it on joe biden at his son hunter, making their shady ukraine dealings atop campaign target. >> president trump: where is hunter? fellows, i have an idea for a new t-shirt. i love the cops. but let's do another t-shirt. where's hunter? hunter, you're a loser. why did you get $1.5 billion. your father was never considered smart. he was never considered a good senator. he was only a good vice president because he understood how to kiss barack obama was ass. the bidens got rich and that substantiated.

america got robbed. that's what happened. sleepy joe and his friends sold out america. >> jesse: it's a tough line of attack, juan. the bidens got rich. america got robbed. by the way, where's hunter? >> juan: let me just say i'm so heartbroken for america that that is the president and that's what he talks. that's the way he talks about people who are his political rivals. we could do the journalistic thing and say so much of this is trump's unsubstantiated charges. he just wants to throw dirt at somebody. it's heartbreaking that's the president of the united states in front of our kids talking about the former vice president, whether you like him or not. i won't repeat what he just sa said. it's just unbelievable. at some point with trump, you

say trump is so entertaining. trump is going to be funny or it's like a schoolyard kid. but in that moment, all right, the second point, jesse. i think it's pretty clear from that attack last night that there's only one democrat that he is concerned with and that is joe biden. he doesn't attack elizabeth warren has been doing well in the polls. doesn't attack bernie sanders, who does well in the polls. both have done better than biden in terms of fund-raising the last quarter but his actions and words, everything from ukraine and those unsubstantiated theories to this, show that he's really worried about joe biden and this week in the fox poll, other polls as well, joe biden beating him handily. this week we also had rudy giuliani's pals going to ukraine or it -- being. paid by somebody to try to influence american policy. again, they were going after dirt on joe biden when joe biden

and the son of been found to be guilty of zero. >> jesse: okay, juan. very dark and gloomy analysis. greg, let's go to you for some more spunk. >> greg: big surprise, i don't feel the same way juan does. i find it interesting when people are shocked by donald trump. it is three years, okay? it's a trump rally. you've got to get over it. you are like the guy who opens up the fridge, knows that the milk is sour and you still sniff it. you go oh, my god. the milk is sour. that is what trump is. you act like this is new in general. this is how the democrats have talked about people privately, have demeaned us, how academia, entertainment. talked about america. this is -- he is just taking what's inside and taking it outside. somebody smarter than me, they look at this and go my god. the noon is "this isn't normal."

you're right. it isn't normal. that's why he won. because that's not the typical politician. you can hate him. you can hate him everything will die. it's not going to change. by the way, you've got to look at the energy of that rally and you got to wonder if the democrats are really thinking straight about this impeachment. what the left always wanted, they always wanted a revolutionary. their american version of fidel castro, their american version of che, they wanted that. how hilarious is it that the revolutionary is a republican talk show host. there impeachment is going to turn trump into a revolutionary to a lot of people in a positive way that will create a movement. they've got to understand that this is actually going to help trump when you see the energy that he has and then you compare it to biden at the town hall on cnn. you have trump talking clearly, saying exactly what he's thinking. you see biden sounding like he is reading from a "reader's digest" magazine five

years ago that he found on the train. >> jesse: a lot of energy and charisma last night. he went after lisa page and peter strzok in an interesting foray. let's listen and katie can react. >> president trump: peter strzok. [boos] he and his lover, lisa page. i love you, peter. i love you t too, lisa. lisa, lisa. oh, god. i love you, lisa. if she doesn't win, lisa, we've got an insurance policy, lisa. >> jesse: a lot of targets. >> katie: not totally accurate depiction of the text the text messages. in terms of the president and his demeanor and attitude. one thing he has is he's

completely secure with who he is. he doesn't care what he says. democrats on the other hand had a very hard time finding their own platform. they have a difficult time defending their positions which is why elizabeth warren has changed her so many times and so when it comes to getting on the campaign trail with one person, of course trump is going after joe biden because he still is the front runner. he wants to knock him out to get to elizabeth warren because the country sees her as too far left. the energy he has in a place like minnesota which is generally a blue state with 20,000 plus people waiting in line is going to be very difficult for democrats to compete with in states that don't want to be defending without the amount of cash on hand as the trump campaign has. >> jesse: they got a lot of data last night from the huge crowd and they're going to harvest it and fund-raising turned them out. >> dana: they have a much better chance of flipping minnesota than other states like nevada, although new hampshire i think still in their may be out. everywhere they go, they get

this data. some coverage says it was off script. no, this is the script. this is it. my feelings on this. i don't think it's necessary to call someone son a loser. you can question whether they were peddling influence and whether that was inappropriate. i think it's a pretty strong argument. the biden pilots are complaining that the dnc isn't defending them enough. the dnc is like you have to be able to defend yourselves. they know it's coming and they are not able to get off the back foot. however, even with all of this in the last three weeks, biden is still doing prewell across the board. he has staying power and may be when people say what doesn't matter when it comes to trump, may be doesn't matter and it biden. >> greg: i hate to use the phrase baked into the cake because i hate that phrase but with trump, his personality is baked into the cake and biden's foibles. everybody knows what's wrong with biden. they might just have to bite the

bullet on that one. >> juan: because. >> greg: they don't have anybody else. [laughter] >> juan: they have other people. i don't think there's any question that the left is unified on the point of beating donald trump. >> greg: and getting rid of biden. >> juan: of don't think that's true. i think dana's point is well taken. the kind of narrative point is been warren's gaining and biden is fading but the numbers indicate her gains are not coming from biden. biden remains on top. >> katie: if you take bernie sanders out of the polling at his harlem voters to elizabeth warren, they are not all going to vote for her. it leapfrogged over joe biden's numbers and you have to question why the biden campaign continues to say we don't have to win iowa. we don't have to win new hampshire. maybe were not going to try and though states and there's a question if joe biden keep lashing out at the meeting, where is the double standard on that. trump says stuff about the median he's accused of all these things but joe biden is sending

me letters to "the new york times" and telling them to back off on asking questions about his family had questions about the campaign. >> juan: he didn't say that. >> katie: he didn't -- yes, he did. >> juan: peter schweizer has been involved in making allegations. >> katie: he went off on a reporter for having -- >> jesse: democrats are complaining about media coverage, not a good thing. not a good thing. >> juan: trump says the american press is the enemy of the people. >> jesse: fake news is. more highlights from trump's release he continues to hammer top democrats over impeachment. stay tuned for that. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. i wish i could shake your hand. granted. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> juan: sam cooke, way to start the weekend. president trump continues to attack nancy pelosi and adam schiff over the impeachment inquiry. it comes as republicans are ramping up pressure on pelosi to hold a formal house vote. here is more from trump's rally. >> president trump: the crooked alum shift. he had -- adam schiff. he had them make up for a conversation that never happened and then nancy pelosi said i think the president said that. these people are sick, i'm telling you. they are sick. she's either got one of two problems. she's either really stupid, okay, or she is really lost it or maybe there's a certain dishonesty in there someplace. >> juan: dana, to the president's point, he is saying he doesn't like the process but i think according to the

constitution, it's the sole discretion, article 1, the congress to conduct a impeachment inquiry. >> dana: true. but i think the white house's strategy of delay especially this week by saying it's an illegitimate inquiry, if you look at the historical record, let's take the nixon won for example. you had a unified impeachment staff. it wasn't republicans and democrats separately and then coming together. they hire their own staff and it was a mix of republicans and democrats. nixon's lawyer got to sit in. they got to subpoena an interview. as a process point for the white house, that is really good. the one thing about this impeachment talk is it's basically giving cover to the dnc on its debate process, the funding woes they have. there's a lot of stories going on that are problems with the democrats then nancy pelosi and adam schiff issues with the president. >> juan: i was thinking that a lot of times in previous

episodes of impeachment, the reason they have the vote to start the inquiry was to gain subpoena power. the rules have been subsequently changed so that they don't need it. but it could be that you say and i think this came from beto o'rourke this week, just take away the president's talking point and have the vote because the votes are there. >> katie: if they have the votes they should take the votes and put their money where their mouth isn't doing impeachment process and issue real subpoenas and get witnesses under oath. >> dana: they are already on record verbally so taking a vote shouldn't be. >> katie: what democrats don't want to do is open up an official impeachment inquiry because it gives republicans power to do their own digging and gives them more power than they have now as minorities on these committees and enforces democrats to work more with republicans who have been asking questions about adam schiff's relationship with his whistle-blower who heard the phone call from the white house for example. so when it comes to the politics of this, democrats are using impeachment as a political tool against the president in an election year. it gives cover to democrats on the campaign trail who don't

seem to get it together when it comes to their platform. and in the end of it comes down to credibility between donald trump and adam schiff and given adam schiff's record with the russian investigation and other questions about his handling of this complaint, people are going to look twice at what they should believe what he's saying. >> juan: okay. greg, if i was to save you wire the democrats impeaching president trump, would you know the answer? >> greg: pardon me? why are they impeaching him? obviously because they can't beat him. that would be my answer. but you know what i was going to say and that's why you asked that question. i realize what impeachment is. you're in a relationship that's not working out but you don't have the guts to break it up so you try to get them to break up with you. that's what this process is. the democrats are hoping this will drive trump crazy enough to say have had it. i'm out of here. i'm too good for you, okay. i am too good. look at the great stuff i got you. lowest unemployment for minorities and women in history.

frozen root -- prison reform. trying to end wars but you don't like my personality. you think i'm to mean even though i've been around for three years. i'm out. good luck with everything, your democrat president was probably going to be an incompetent weirdo. >> katie: but that's not going to happen. >> greg: that's how i would do it. >> jesse: you have them cutting a deal with china to realign the world order in favor of america again after getting shafted by the chinese for many, many years. it's good for the farmers. it's good for silicon valley. this is phase one. we just have to paper it. paper it. >> juan: your waving the flag. >> jesse: nasa is collecting dust. what's the reason? she doesn't want to give trump a victory. the point is they can subpoena and do everything the dark and trump is sitting there with the

chinese premier hammering out a deal with benefits, benefits the country and they are setting themselves up for the do-nothing democrats. nothing on infrastructure or asylum loopholes. trump is cutting deals trying to help the u.s. economy and help families. they are not doing anything and everything they are doing is covert. you can't see it. it's behind closed doors. it denies minority rights. if you look -- >> juan: you know that in fact this is the way the constitution is set up that the houses act like a grand jury. >> katie: then do it. >> juan: give trump his constitutional -- it's in his rights to look at the evidence. >> juan: the senate was going to be there. >> jesse: call intro. >> juan: it's a political process. >> greg: or employee. >> juan: i don't see the wall, i don't see health care. nbc struggling to contain the

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♪ >> dana: a bombshell book reportedly has nbc executives terrified and now "catch and kill" author ronan farrow is really more damaging details alleging the network paid out multiple settlements involving matt lauer before he was fired. >> what we show with the paper trail and documents is that there were multiple secret settlements and nondisclosures being struck with women at nbc news. years before over a period of six to seven years, period in which nbc denied settlements. seven nondisclosure agreements, multiple ones of those with matt

lauer accusers. this is years before this incident with brooke nevils and the firing. >> dana: detailing how nbc spiked his story on harvey weinstein. >> they ordered a hard stop to reporting. they told me and a producer we shouldn't take a single call. they told us to cancel interviews. the question for years has been wide. every journalist of that institution didn't understand why. i think the book answers that question. a company with a lot of secrets. >> dana: juan, nbc has been pushing back as best they can. the book is not out yet until next week amid been taking this incoming and preparing for and for a long time. i think they've got their work cut out for them. >> juan: no doubt. i do understand why they haven't gone to outside legal counsel. someone not involved with nbc. here's somebody else. take a look. i think that would give added credibility. what ronan farrow is saying is that there were in-house investigations done by people who were keeping their own

secrets. some of the executives were forcing women into having affairs and the like. i think it's a nasty mess. i would like to have -- to see them take a step in an aggressive manner to clear the deck. extended tone why the story on harvey weinstein was killed. again, they say he didn't have it. he didn't have the sources. didn't that people named or willing to go on the record. seven weeks later the new yorker publishes the story. to me -- he doesn't put it on ronan farrow. he's got to be right. it does raise the question, in seven weeks he got all that done? that's a lot. >> dana: lots of questions being raised, jesse. >> jesse: hopefully matt lauer will answer them soon. >> dana: i should mention ronan farrow did say in an interview, he was asked did you talk to matt lauer and he said i can tell you his thinking is represented in this book. >> jesse: interesting. i'm sure there is an anti-matt

lauer sources also in the book. looks like a pretty comprehensive book and it looks like now things people did and said years ago are now coming to light and this guy, what is he, president, vice president, has ratings from when he was at harvard. they were a little too i guess maybe misogynistic the people were pointing to her there's a bit of a brushfire growing among the staff at nbc which they had to contain. you talk about the old mdas or the incidence getting reported to human resources, when these things happen in companies they handled them the best they can and it's not always a thermonuclear war. sometimes it's a smaller incident and they try to do what's best for everybody involved and maybe it's not handled perfectly but i think they do the best job. years later, looking back, if there's a pattern, that's just going to blow up in your face. >> dana: greg, do you think hollywood is going to make a

movie about this book? >> greg: it's a great question. i think they've made her few movies about some scandals already. i haven't seen and i don't know anything about them. the point is interesting. the news industry is in a weird conflict in the sense that they are filled with this sordid scandal yet they have to report the sordid scandal because it gets eyeballs. the book is not even out and i feel like i've read the book because we've been doing free promotion for this book every single day so clearly people like to hear about it. why do people like to hear about it? couple things that sell books. famous name, sex, scandal. you put it together and then you have a guy like matt lauer saying wait, no due process. everyone is like sorry, we understand but it's a big story. i'm curious about what he's going to do next. what do you do? if you believe you're innocent and you've got the money, do you just move away because your

career is absolutely ruined. he will never get another job in media. i don't think so. being called a rapist. do you move to france where no one cares who you are and what you do. >> katie: he is denying the accusations and detailing, very detailed about what actually happened in saying that it was consensual. he is fighting back in that sense. >> greg: he's got to do more. >> katie: the book is about nbc squashing sexual misconduct stories. it's about executives covering it up. >> dana: harvey weinstein gets involved. >> katie: the other side that's not getting much attention is the attack that he says is on the first amendment because he's been followed around and intimidated. people trying to stop the book from being published and that's his other take on it. >> jesse: he mentioned harvey weinstein hired someone to follow him. >> katie: talking about the consequences that can be faced for journalists, not just him but people who expose sordid things about powerful people.

>> juan: what struck me as big that we are not talking about, the title of the book. "catch and kill." somehow nbc was in a deal with the "national enquirer" to not do anything about harvey weinstein. so they wouldn't do anything about that lawyer. that is corruption. talk about protecting the rich and privileged. >> dana: will find out more with the book comes out. >> greg: we talked about it two days ago. >> dana: we have talked about it all week. move over, hillary. democrats are begging chelsea clinton to get into politics. that is coming up in the fastest seven. the only thing better than horsepower... ...is more horsepower. (engines rev) with dodge power dollars buy any challenger, charger, or durango and get ten bucks cash allowance for every one horsepower. billions of problems. morning breath? garlic breath? stinky breath? there's a therabreath for you.

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be chelsea running. apparently begging her to run for congress in new york. jesse, would chelsea be able to bring the clinton dream back? >> jesse: that is a nightmare. chelsea does not have any charisma and i don't like to talk about people like that but i will. >> greg: [laughs] >> jesse: she just does not have it. her father has it. her mother almost has it. she's not even close. have you ever heard her speak? have you ever seen her own camera? it's a total mess. she's got no energy, nothing. probably a sweet person, probably very nice person, probably a great wife and mom but in terms of a leader or someone you can gravitate to and say yes, onward, let's go, let's turn them out. no. >> greg: you should be a personal coach. >> katie: really inspiring. juan, do you think chelsea

clinton should run for president? >> jesse: don jr. on the other hand. >> juan: oh, my god. >> katie: that is one's nightmare. >> juan: i have two thoughts. because what jesse just said, it makes me think it's speculation that's being pushed by republicans to raise money for whoever the republican nominee might be. >> jesse: of vast right-wing conspiracy. >> juan: it might be. i don't even know that she lives in that district. but if she does, if she moved up there, i don't know what kind of candidate she would be. the name ideas tremendous bear and imagine it would be some people who would want to give her some money. it's pure speculation. i think it's more to the joy people in the right who specially can't stand her mom. >> katie: there is competition on the left for that seat. a number of people have thrown their names in the hat. >> dana: let them try. when they say democrats are begging her to run. you're not going to lose that seat. you do not have to have chelsea clinton come into win for them.

let someone else given a shot. there's lots of people out there. you don't have to see have the same people running over and over again. >> katie: it doesn't need to be the same people. >> greg: i hate when name recognition as a form of entitlement. that's what this is pretty slick with celebrities writing children's book and they think that you're a writer. you're not a writer if you read a children's book. anyone can write a children's book. even children do it. what's her name, chelsea, when she's running for office, it's because she doesn't want a real job. she thinks her name is a resume. it's not. >> katie: she has said she's not interested. >> jesse: who wrote dr. seuss? who was that guy? >> greg: dr. seuss. [laughter] >> jesse: he has a phd, dr. seuss. >> greg: the movie about "star wars," what was it called? >> katie: up next, 40% of workers that they are close to

hitting their breaking point due to the pressures of their job. here are some of the top things workers complain about, f recognition, pay rate, work colleagues in the work itself. greg, what's your top breaking point? >> greg: first of all, if your job doesn't risk you losing a finger, and i, being publicly shamed by the media because you're a police officer, you should be complaining. -- you shouldn't be complaining. always start tomorrow's work before you go home so you have a head start and you are looking forward to finishing it. develop an interesting hobby that allows for improvement. you have something to look forward to. that's how you deal with work stress. >> jesse: life coach greg gutfeld. >> katie: dana. do you have any additional tips? >> dana: some companies have lots of snacks and everything. i don't know what everybody's complaining about. >> greg: what about candles?

somebody with a candle in your office? >> dana: that's not a -- allowed. >> greg: i am saying someone has a candle on our floor. pete hegseth. >> jesse: pete hegseth has candles? >> katie: the secret service has a candle in the service box outside the white house. they burn it all the time. it smells very nice. >> juan: that's the idea. it's outdoors. see valve anyway, what do you think? >> juan: i think people feel stressed out. i think if you enjoy your work, it's not that stressful. if you don't enjoy it, if there's pressure. i think the pressure comes from two things especially these days. social media trying to communicate, never stops. people are always like to do this or can you fill out this or come in. the number two thing i think is people feel because of income

inequality they are always like i've got to keep up with the joneses. have to make more money, why don't i have a second source of income. it makes people crazy. >> greg: robots will take care of that. >> katie: no one will have to work at all. >> greg: pursue our creativity. >> katie: people say monday is the most stressful day of the week. i love mondays. >> jesse: i don't have a stressful day. sunday may be stressful. saturday and sunday are stressful for me. >> greg: you create stress for everybody. >> katie: could you not survive doing laundry for five days? you happen to a town in north carolina. residents were asked to give up washing clothes because of issues with the water system. jesse, how often do you do laundry? >> jesse: constantly. a lot of dry cleaning and laundry. >> dana: dry cleaning is not doing laundry. >> jesse: i fold and put away. i stuff and load. that's -- forget it. why are they not doing laundry?

>> katie: the water system. >> jesse: you have enough clothes to last you five days a week. you've got to buy more clothes. allen iverson never did laundry. he just bought new clothes. >> katie: so that's the solution? >> juan: that seems pretty crazy. i understand it's a community issue so go forward but as long as people are washing themselv themselves. >> dana: local communities do have a problem with infrastructure. we really do need an infrastructure week because pipes need to be replaced. >> jesse: is it this week? >> katie: it's actually every week. >> greg: no laundry for five days. they're basically asking everybody to live like a 15-year-old. 15-year-olds stink. they smell. they are sloppy. they are not good. >> juan: with their moms do their laundry. >> jesse: that's true. >> katie: stick around. fan mail friday is up next.

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♪ >> greg: fan mail friday, answering your questions. the first one is from somebody. if you have the ability to make

one new trend and make it instantly popular, it's a good question. what would it be? katie. >> katie: bring your dog to work. >> greg: i wish you swore in stead. foul mouth. dog lover. juan. >> juan: s1 who thinks, and my wife thinks i'm going deaf, you know what i like, this new trend where you can call up the song like on alexa and they give you the lyrics. lots of times you're singing along to a song and you are singing the right words. >> katie: do you have an alexa in your house? >> dana: oh, no. >> katie: you know what you should do that. throw it away. >> jesse: remember in the good old days, you remember because you are older than i am, remember whatever needs two to go on public, trains or planes, they would wear nice clothing. maybe issue and a hat.

shined shoes. maybe we could bring that back a little bit. >> greg: i think that would be nice. maybe a folded newspaper under your arm, a pipe, a cane. may be a handgun or just a holster. a monocle. bring back the monocle. >> dana: i... [laughs] i was going to say something about noises. i think everyone should make their phones totally silent. i don't need notifications. that would be a cool trend. >> greg: i think a goal trend would be to appreciate people who are not as tall as others. that would be a nice trend. we are in a society that prides height more than any kind of ethnicity. i want my own group. what's one group everyone should read before leaving the world. do not say a children's book. >> dana: "and the good news is." >> greg: by dana perino.

>> jesse: i was going to go "the hobbit." it's a good read. over and over. it's a good book. >> greg: that is my memoir. "the hobbit." why is the letter are so screwed up in that? before you die, you've got to read this book. >> katie: before you die, you've got to read this book. i don't have a specific one but i would say one related to what you believe in in terms of the afterlife. if it is the bible, read the bible. if it is the torah, read that. if it is the quran. choose something that can get you through the fear of death. >> juan: i didn't see that coming. >> katie: dying. what else are you supposed to read? >> greg: jim thompson. >> juan: i think is an american you should read "huck finn." "invisible man" by ralph ellison. i think there's great biographies out there. pick someone that inspires you.

>> greg: dana, you didn't really give an answer. >> dana: i did. "and the good news is." i think everyone should read "the gutfeld monologues" before they died. he forgets in paperback and it's pretty good. i was going to go with something really intellectual. a really good book, make me seem smart. i don't know if i read it. anyway. i think i did. this is a good question. did you ever go to detention in high school. if yes, what for? >> katie: i was falsely accused of cutting the lunch line in middle school. i got taken out of line by the teacher and i sat at the front of the lunch room the entire hour and cried. >> greg: wow. that's brutal. >> katie: i didn't even cut. >> dana: they are tough. >> greg: dana, you never went to detention. >> dana: i did.

member my friend wanted to skip school and i got caught and i had to go to detention. i lied and i said i was doing an after-school activity and i got busted. >> greg: jesse, do you even remember the number of times? >> jesse: one of the first weeks of school, there was a new kid and i had a marble in my hand and i was just lobbing marbles. >> greg: why am i not surprised? >> jesse: he gets better. gets better. >> greg: that is the logo. that's what they say to bullied children. >> jesse: at the end of the class the kid who was new came up to me in at point-blank range went wack and through the marble, hit the right in the temple in front of the whole class so i punched him and then i got in trouble. he got in trouble else also. >> greg: that's a terrible story. >> dana: i kind of admire him. >> jesse: we ended up being to have them on "watters world." >> greg: juan, should i ask?

>> juan: i went to detention once because i got caught in the girls dorm. >> greg: should have ended it. i have a story that involves my history teacher, pete. he's watching. we will save it for another day. "one more thing." ough retirement... dealing with today's expenses ...while helping plan, invest and protect for the future. so they'll be okay? i think they'll be fine. voya. helping you to and through retirement. ♪

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you find anything irresistible than that, dana? look at this bunny eating a strawberry. it's so cute. >> dana: it spoke to you. >> greg: it did speak to me! >> jesse: i noticed your tour dates the cities overlap with diamond and silk's chitchat show? >> greg: no, i have nothing to say about that. >> jesse: just giving you an opportunity. >> juan: can i stay home? >> jesse: you aren't getting tickets, one. i had to ask people about ukraine, impeachment, adam schiff. here's a take. >> what do you think of when you look at his face. >> he's ugly. >> wasn't he on "dancing with the stars" the other day? >> adam... >> smith? >> sandler? >> jesse: there it is.

>> dana: bringing back the classics! speed to reagan my daughter is having her birthday on monday st out to tell her how much i love her and call your attention to her work as the board member of a national parks trust. part of the appalachian trail, the trust recently bought this land from a timber company and they donated it to the national park service are part of an effort to protect america's natural beauty. since '83, they've had acquisition giving the national park service 30,000-acre in 31 states. i'm so proud to see my beautiful daughter who works with a daughter in touch with america the beautiful. >> dana: 11 the wild came home this week shattered a sliding glass door, didn't know what he was going to find inside but it was big boy the billy goat. ramming his way in making his

way into 2 county deputies tried to open the bathroom using carrots, a dog bone, grass. they finally got a mountain cat. my house deftly smelled like a goat farm but there's other you can do but laugh. >> greg: don't bait the goat. >> katie: officers from the oklahoma police department met one of their most impressive recruits recently. take a look. >> what's your name? how old are you? 3d? wow. >> katie: during the admin police department's -- showed up with a full uniform ready to protect and serve. excited to show up in his gear including a police whistle to the sergeant lieutenant phillips there and he told the little boy carson that he now and ranks him

and he's taking his job. >> jesse: are you ready for the weekend? can't come soon enough. that's it for us. have a great weekend, everybody. >> president trump announces a partial trade deal and announces a deal is very close. the ousted u.s. ambassador to ukraine talks to lawmakers is still talking to lawmakers who are seeking to get her former boss out of office. and at least two are dead as wildfires spread as power cutouts spreads to hundreds and thousands of customers. this is "special report." good evening, welcome to washington. i am bret baier. president trump said the end of the trade war between the two largest economies in the world is very close. a short time ago,