>> neil: not anytime soon. thank you very, very much. brady in washington. tomorrow is the day when we will find out whether the federal reserve is going to cut interest rates. it will be the third time this year. here's "the five." ♪ >> juan: hello everyone. i'm juan. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ >> juan: president trump, still facing backlash from the left. this comes as the president confirms that the successor was also killed. >> the fact was, the raid was about the military and he doesn't give credit where credit is due.

>> you would have thought he was giving commentary on a video game. >> making a mockery. i think that's just going to help al qaeda. >> can we at least agree that the world is a better place without this guy? >> juan: 2020 democrat, joe biden is joining in. >> the president withdraws troops from the same area where we need people on the ground. he has made it much more difficult for them to do their job. he got pulled off in spite of his actions. >> juan: meanwhile, "the washington post" is dealing with another controversy in the wake of a headline that calls the deceased terrorist a "religious scholar." he is plan plane cleanup.

now, "the washington post" has deleted that line and issued a correction. martha, i want you to take a look at this video. if the president talking about how he would discussed dominic discuss parent dolomite terrorists. >> president trump: the same day, they said mr. trump's tone is not nice. they are chopping off christian heads and they want me to have a nice tone. isn't life wonderful, okay? >> juan: the argument coming from the left is that this was a period he seems to delight into inviting the audience into a vicarious relationship. you are saying that when you look at that clip, this is the guy we elected. >> martha: this is the guy we elected. i find it fascinating to look back. when all of this happened, i kept thinking about that, about

the president saying, you don't like my tone? whatever you think about the way he delivered his speech when he announced this, this is the way that president trump does things. he is completely under siege. this was in them and enormously risky undertaking. what bothers me the most in hearing all of these harsh reviews is that we are losing sight of these extraordinary achievements by these incredible members of our service. could the president have given other people a little more credit, could he have been more humble? of course he could. with that make him donald trump? no. it wouldn't. i know people like things to come out in a different tone, but this is the tone of president trump. i think the bottom line is that he said yes to something that he easily could have said no to. look back. joe biden did not want to do the bin laden raid, right? this is a difficult decision process. ultimately, what matters the

most to isis and what matters most to americans is whether or not the mission was carried out and whether or not it was successful. before he was a terrorist. >> greg: very discreet, but go ahead. >> juan: you and i have argued over the fact of the president has previously stated, isis has been defeated. the thought comes to me from it, wait a second. how has isis been defeated? >> greg: you can hold two thoughts in your head. one is that you keep killing terrorist because you know they are going to be making more. that's how you should always look at it. what he was saying is i did something the previous administration didn't do. i eradicated isis. but terrorists live on. the problem with the story is that it destroys two narratives. number one, it kicks impeachment off the screen for a few days. that drives him crazy. number two, it undermines the idea that what is happening in syria is wrong. that is destroying those

narratives, which is why they had to do this resolution of this impeachment. i would hate to be on the side that is he is gone and want to support a hero dog. i mean, what sort of hero are you? these babies. you are mad because something good happened? they are picking apart the fact that trump likes to tell a story that reinforces memories for us because we want to take part in this? i mean, winners get to write history. he is a hero. if you can't handle it, you are a big baby. >> juan: what strikes me here, kennedy is that you have the so-called. you have the military intelligence. the cia. the president says, oh, that's the deep state. these people are always attacking me, going it after me. now, it looks like the

deep state did a of a job. >> kennedy: i don't know if i would necessarily quantify this manifestation of a national security apparatus as the deep state. but i do think it's very problematic when people on the left are only focusing on the president, and i think in this case, it's pathological. i think we are taking rif the fact that he murdered, tortured. he had isis members throw off the building. stone women to death. when they did examinations of the bodies, the multitude of bodies that were brought to various facilities throughout iraq and syria. that is something that we cannot forget, and we are. in order to spite the president, you have certain media outlets talking about how this guy was essentially a self-made master of the koran. so, he is like the oprah winfrey

of iraq in syria. that is so deeply offensive. this is not a motivational person. this is a person who. based on their orientation, their religion, and their gender. let's not forget how he bulldozed and exploded mosques and churches, some of which had been there for thousands of euros, that historians and academics will never again have access to. i don't want to focus on the president. sure. he could have been a little more humble in terms of his special operators. but let's remember what a horrible living demon he was. and now he is dead and he is in clearing dominic. >> greg: don't ask before i also have a question. >> jesse: we have to talk about the meaning of the deep state.

before i get it. military -- >> jesse: will talk about it later. i understand your point, but you are wasting. >> juan: part of it is that the president didn't tell congress before he told the russians. he said that the kurds, but all the sudden, it was the kurds and our own reporters have said that they gave us the diagram for the tunnel that led us right to baghdad? >> jesse: that's great. i appreciate the support of the kurds. i also appreciate trump taking out the number one and number two guys in 48 hours. what does that tell you? it tells me everything. the story tells you everything you need to know about the democrats. you talked about it, we all talked about it. does this look like a bunch of happy people we just saw? donald trump is killing terrorists by the boatload.

the democrats are upset that he's bragging about it. think about it. there are less beheadings and the democrats seem upset because donald trump feels that he has to take credit even though he's been denied credit by the media. >> greg: viewer. i was pretending to be a democrat. >> jesse: good job. he does a great credit for beating hillary. now, he's not getting credit for defeating isis, because he. he's always been that way. i don't think we should be surprised by it, but it seems like reporters wake up every single day and are shocked that donald trump is doing this. wheif it was the other way arou, it would be reported. donald trump killed the guy that obama led out of prison in 2011. al-baghdadi was held in 2011.

it took a long time to put the bulletin. >> martha: the reason democrats are so upset and they don't want the president to have the victory. it was the line he used? bin laden is dead. >> greg: he didn't want it to happen. trump should adopt that dog as the white house dog. >> kennedy: great idea. >> juan: can you guys stop talking for a minute? we've got more show to go here. millennials want to give socialism a chance and gregor is ready to give them a reality check, so say tune. the "the five" has got that next. ♪ listening and observing are critical skills for scientists at 3m. one of the products i helped develop was a softer,

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♪ >> greg: according to a new survey, 77% of american millennials say they will locally vote socialist. one in three of them view communism favorably. given that the top site read by a millennial is buzzfeed, no wonder they think that it isn't audible. we've been down this road before were we mock millennials. but maybe it's on us. somewhere along the line, we broke our commitment to transfer the truths of history to incoming earthlings. you can't blame young people for forgetting stuff you never taught them. although socialism is a sweet idea, there's no college course

called intro to sweet ideas that killed millions. once measles is nearly wiped out, what happens? we forget. we start talking about vaccines as an option. then, measles returns. the horrible effects of communism seem remote, like a hangover you had from tequila when you were 16. you throughout for two days. you said, never again. humans can forget the things that nearly killed him. in the same survey, 72% of all americans wrongly believe communism killed under 100 million people in the last 100 years. it's more. over 100 million people killed by something as many people today see as nice. maybe that's why they romanticize this awful stuff. jesse, you are a fan among

millennials. what would you tell them? >> jesse: i would tell them that social and scandinavia is a complete and utter myth. they are ranked some of the top capitalist economies in the entire world. they have a very generous welfare system, because they have an amazing capitalist system with low taxes and regulations. scandinavian countries were going down the socialist route until about 40 years ago with the economy sort of tanking, they kicked all the politicians out and they/income taxes. they don't have a lot of regulations. the unions are not very tough. there is no minimum wage laws in these countries. they can afford this great health care system there that takes care of everybody, because they don't get involved and overregulated these individuals incomes. have you ever heard a groundbreaking result in the

health care industry in scandinavian countries? no. all of the groundbreaking medical research happens in america be have done my because we have the freedom we have today. >> juan: i will say this. we have young people in this country who feel that the system has been rigged against them. young people say, hey, why am i paying all these high bills for school? why is the health care system so bad? why are these not good stoles dominic schools? they don't see venezuela. what they see is scandinavia. they say, hey. these people have good health care. these people have good schools. less income inequality. >> greg: they have less opportunity, juan. >> juan: by the way, when it comes to a happiness index, the happiest countries are these countries.

>> jesse: then why does everybody want to move to america juan? >> kennedy: i would challenge thesthat assertion that they are happiest in the world. there economic mobility has essentially been slashed and shackled. yes, you have to cut taxes. people have to be able to take more of their money home. that's what improves consumer confidence and allows people to spend more money and higher more workers for their small businesses. that's an incredible thing. people who embrace capitalism have to have creativity. that's the best thing about america. if you have good ideas, you are not strangled by a cultural caste system. by the way, some of the countries that you idealize are actually very homogenous. >> martha: it's true.

>> juan: but big companies like google and amazon are making it harder for small business. that's what's going on. >> kennedy: but we need more freedom. by the way, my mom came over on a boat from romania. her parents took three kids and one suitcase because they had to outrun the communists. their country was decimated by socialism and communism. was a real stories and those are people whose private property was taken away by force and they had to craft all their dreams and they did that here. my grandparents sent all four of their kids to college, three of whom served in the navy. >> juan: that's the american dream, but i don't think that young people are talking about state ownership of major industries. >> martha: many of the younger people on this spectrum have grown in a period of ten plus years of economic expansion. they don't actually understand

what it's like to be in an economy during the cold war. they don't understand what happened in october during kennedy. we need to acquire more of these civics lessons to clue people in on the pluses and minuses of some of these economic systems. i really see first-hand what it is like to experience those places. it might also be a good idea to work the other way so that some of the children in those countries could experience what capitalism offers. i love these kids. some of them are my own. >> greg: they are. >> martha: you need to experience the other side to understand. >> jesse: it's going to happen to you. >> greg: you are going to raise liberals. i can see it. ♪ prior to going to aspen dental

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♪ >> martha: tempers flaring on capitol hill and the battle over impeachment. outlining the next chapter that could lead to public hearings. a vote is set for this thursday. the white house just responded in a new statement, calling the impeachment and illegitimate sham. frustration over elite testimo testimony. thehe said that he twice raised concerns about president trump's phone call with ukraine. accused him of blocking him from answering certain questions. >> the resolution that was filed today, in and of itself, according to speaker pelosi, confirms the process that has been going on. it continues to deny due process

and equal access to both sides. >> he has prevented the witness from answering certain questions we have during the deposition. >> now, he is directing witnesses not to answer questions that he doesn't want the witness to answer if they are asked by republicans. >> martha: that's problematic. kennedy, what do you think about what's going on? >> kennedy: i know that lieutenant colonel has been vilified. he has served his country. this is what is interesting about the president. he is such a nontraditional thinker. it's like someone who goes to a loosey-goosey progressive school, all of a sudden, trying to fit in. they are going to have a very difficult year. the president kind of has an extended year in terms of washington protocol. this is a man who has served for decades in the armed forces. if you read the list of his accomplishments, it's very, very stunning. for him, about his protocol lane is pretty straightforward and

very systematic. the president is more like a series of wild tangents. where the president operates may not make sense to this person and hearing what he heard, he may have felt that the president crossed a line. have democrats proven that that line is impeachable? i don't think so yet. i don't think we should be vilifying this person, though, because he does have an interesting history. >> greg: i don't trust twins. that's all. you can't trust twins. >> juan: what? my granddaughter's a twin. say to every horror movie has twins. >> juan: i thought the black-eyed gets killed first.

>> martha: do you come as a democrat have a concern that this could go down the wrong road, because you look at newt gingrich, it didn't end up working very well in the coming election. >> juan: look, i think that president clinton, his numbers went up during the impeachment hearing. i think it damaged al gore going into 2000. i just think that they feel they have an obligation to uphold the constitution, which is equal branches of government. i think they didn't need to do this, but they have done it and they are holding now to the same that applied in previous impeachment hearings.

i just want to add one thing to what kennedy was saying with this guy. previously, republicans were saying, oh, this was hearsay. no one was actually there. he was actually listening to the call. now, trump is saying, i don't know. but he says he was on the call. to question his loyalty, i mean, i want to read something here -- >> martha: there were a lot of people on the call. >> juan: he said that this year number of americans say that trump will slander and mock. it is just astonishing. >> greg: he's never been the same since the election, so whatever. it's about the fact that he was concerned. being concerned doesn't mean something happens, right? since trump has been president, everybody's been concerned about this, that. they've been concerned about his personality, concerned about his foreign policy actions, concerned about north korea.

everything goes pretty much all right. stock market did not crash. we were concerned about that. just being concerned about something is not enough. that's not to denigrate this man. what i'm saying is it's okay to be concerned. but concerned doesn't mean something happened. here's the reality. the media is running this operation. we will never see the end of it. they are controlling this thing. you can see that happened today because we had such good news without him being killed that all of the sudden this happens. this is their new drug. russia was there all the drug. this is our new drug. >> jesse: on with greg. i don't really care to hear how someone feels about donald trump's phone call. >> greg: we have a transcript. >> jesse: we have a transcript. we know what happened. if the guy who is working for the president doesn't like the policy, quit or advise the president differently. don't sabotage him from within.

and then from the left to say, oh, no, you can't criticize someone who is wearing a uniform, they went after tulsi gabbard. they questioned her patriotism. they savaged mike flynn, question his dumb eye, question his patriotism you can't have it both ways. just because you wear a uniform doesn't mean you can't be questioned because someone disagrees with you. >> juan: what about the fact that you confirmed what the whistle-blower is saying. >> there is a transcript you don't get it. you don't want to talk about the transcript. >> kennedy: but i have to say, what if he told the whistle-blower what he knew? that is the definition of begging the question. coming up next, why a new version of the classic alphabet song is inferior rating people. right after this. ♪

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♪ >> jesse: if the classic song that helps children learn their abcs, but now people taking issue with this part. >> h a jay klmnop. >> jesse: there is a new version that slows down the l-m-and-o-p sequence. o-p-q-g-w-xy-z. [laughter] >> jesse: everyone else is like, that's crazy.

why? why a question mark >> jesse: this whole dialogue is offensive. teaching children the english alphabet is xenophobic, right? what if they don't identify as english, right? what if the child is chinese? who are you to enforce this on their language? it makes me sick. if it ain't broke, don't fix it. i think it's going to spread. this is worse than crystal pepsi. i think they changed it because they felt that learning as a second language was harder because they mostly letters. >> jesse: some people sometimes think that's a letter. >> greg: l-m-n-o-p?

>> kennedy: it's different for italians. they don't have 26 letters. [singing] >> martha: it is twinkle twinkle little star. there are people who don't stomach speak english and their home in america. anything that makes it easier for people to speak english in the country as a positive thing. >> juan: that's what i think. >> martha: but i still think people enjoy that song. they can figure it out. >> juan: they made this change. >> greg: that's what i mean. who are they? this before but wait a minute. somebody is on twitter complaining about it.

>> greg: juan. >> juan: we have a lot of people in this country who speak a different language. i don't know about you but i grew up in a spanish speaking home and i think my mom wanted me to know how to speak english. >> martha: of course. she talked to lmnop. >> juan: obviously i'm sitting there with you. again, gregory just said that he thought that it was one letter. [laughter] >> jesse: i'm outraged. >> kennedy: i never considered you to be a libertarian, but you just made a wonderful argument for school choice. we do such a disservice, so we need more school choice and ways for kids to learn.

>> martha: yet, but you have to have a song, and songs help people learn things. it has to be lmn op. it's the best way to learn things. i have to repeat that little jingle to run all of that back. >> jesse: columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. and now, they are coming for columbus. [laughter] >> jesse: liberals want to stop you from binge watching. wait until you find out why. coming up next. ♪ hmm. exactly. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. nice. but, uh... what's up with your... partner? not again. limu that's your reflection. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ born to be wild...

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♪ >> kennedy: well, you can kiss binge watching goodbye if climate change activists have their way. they will. they claim that it emits the same amount of carbon dioxide as driving for miles. what if you watch while driving? two birds, one stone. first, it was cheeseburgers and now it's netflix, juan. liberals are just the fun poli

police. >> juan: i love the premise of this segment. that is all, these liberals are such terrible people. they are trying to address a real challenge in terms of climate change. the g.o.p. has its head in the sand. they make fun of it. oh, if you eat meat, that's the problem. oh, if you travel on airplanes, that's the problem. >> greg: that's what they are saying. >> juan: that's not what they say. >> kennedy: that's a direct quote from bernie sanders. a direct quote. that's what they said. >> juan: these are ideas, because guess what, the voters say overwhelmingly, we want action on climate change. >> greg: until it affects the them. >> juan: they make fun of everyone who has an innovative thought. >> greg: those aren't innovative thoughts. i wanted even call them thoughts. i love this story, because now hollywood has to reckon with.

salute activists who hamper the travel of regular folk on subways and cars. but once it hits the billfold of people on beverly hills, it's going to be glorious. >> kennedy: there are few pleasures we have left. there is nothing greater on a rainy day than watching an interioentire series. >> martha: that's the kind of program. no tv, no cheeseburgers, and no netflix. >> greg: they don't come up with anything that you could do as a replacement. they don't come up with fun things to do. stay one conversation. >> jesse: one of the funnest things, remember? you can't have babies. you catch netflix or chill. that's not what the voters want, juan. >> kennedy: is that what you

are calling it? chillin'? >> juan: what about these meatless burgers? isn't that innovation? >> jesse: but we tasted them and they are garbage. speak their dumb asked before but you say there is no innovation >> kennedy: just go into the wild yonder and head over to the atlantic and good luck to you, brother? >> jesse: but what about book books? can we read books? >> juan: what is this hype? they are not saying to not watch netflix. they are trying to say to be aware when you do this. >> kennedy: gary cook from the environmental activist group said that they are getting bigger with each generation.

what about silicon valley? what about compression? >> greg: will hollywood stop doing that? that burns a lot of energy. >> juan: and they also blocked the streets. >> greg: yes, they do. >> martha: it's also going to hurt the industry. i learned that today, because right after netflix and amazon prime and hulu. [laughter] >> greg: a 5-7 minutes? i don't know. [laughter] >> martha: greg is not spending extra time. you are good. your good. [laughter] >> jesse: oh, man. you are environmentally friend friendly. >> greg: everything in

moderation. >> kennedy: i think we solved the world's crisis. good job, clement activists. "one more thing" is up next. ♪ oh! oh! oh!

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♪ >> time now for "one more thing," a whole lot of fun. charles dickens might've described my last weekend is the best of times and the worst of times. this was me this weekend, and for a kid who had to scrounge to pay for his uniforms, i got to see my favorite team, the nationals, play three home games in the world series. here i am at with a lady dressed as the world series trophy outside nat's park. here i am with my family at the game and here i am with another fan holding up a shark sign, baby shark song is a favorite for nat's fans so altogether i was having a great time. this was the best of times to quote mr. dickens, but it was also the worst of times because my nationals lost all three

games, jesse. they scored three runs in three games in that game after defeating houston in the first two games in houston. washington will play houston again tonight in houston. hopefully tomorrow they will bring the world series championship to d.c. for the first time since 1924. it's been a long wait, go nats. >> bad luck to abu trump. >> is that what it was? >> it is bad luck. >> the nationals otherwise known as the expos. [laughs] they are not a real team, there from canada. >> oh. >> how long? >> 2005 they came to d.c. >> all right, that's long enough. let's do this. ♪ gregg's cat off. if you've never played this we will play three cat videos and afterwards we will vote on which one is the best and the viewers can play at home. if all you have to do is shout what you like into the tv and we will hear it.

all right, let's go, cat video number one. look at this one. learning to fight these little kittens, they are learning to fight. why are kittens so adorable and then when they get older they are not? >> their awful. >> that's terrible, martha. >> it's true, martha. >> the second one, desperately to get inside. that's like me at last call at the bar. wink-wink wink. one more, one more irish coffee please. all right, and finally let's go to the third one. all we have. you know what he's thinking or she's thinking. or they are thinking. vendor neutral, people. the cat may identify as whatever, you never know. let's feel great. look at those eyeballs. that's enough of the videos. kennedy. which one? >> i identify with cat number two. >> cat number two. >> i think they let it outside and it was taken away by a coyote. >> who owns this cat with the massage machine? that the richest person in the

world. they got a massage machine for their cat. >> using their own facing. >> i thought the number one thing was very cute. >> i'm going to go with number two, the cat gregg. >> i'm going to go with number one because i only like kittens. >> that's a tie, i'm going to break it and go with number two. it looks like me. >> you walked right into it. for those of you guys have always wanted to go skydiving but have never gone or never had the opportunity to go, i went indoor skydiving in maryland over the weekend. that's me. i am skydiving with there. that's how i got my big hair. it is that i fly montgomery and i had a blast and shout out to my instructor ira diaz. >> you had an instructor? >> look at him take me -- we are attached and we go all the way to the top. >> you need someone attached? >> what is your problem? >> it's not as easy as it looks. >> i think it looks like a lot of fun. for go it a lot of fun.

twins, we had there cousin there too and everyone survived. >> and we have two women at the space station. martha, you're up. >> thinking about your halloween costume, i know i am and what you are going to wear, but these people won first prize. the northshore academy of gymnastics because they built a human roller coaster. watch this. [screaming] >> i like that. the guy in the back is a little off like he's maybe on a different part of the roller coaster, but they have stuffed legs in front of them -- it's her actual arms and then some sought stuffed legs in the front. it's a little difficult to wear to a party. i like costumes that are sort of portable. >> i threw up on myself on a roller coaster one time.

in the loop, i threw up here at the top and then when i came down and hit me in the shoulder. >> martha, what are you doing? what are you going has? >> i haven't decided. >> i arty have my khakis picked out. i'm going as do c. >> meet our cheesy arsonist. in australia, he was chewing on a barbecue lighter, the stick lighters. and set his apartment on fire. >> i'm voting for this cat. >> the flames quickly spread, it's a dog, and his mom was watching on a remote cam, a nanny cam and she quickly called the fire department, they arrived in 3 minutes, they extinguished the entire place. archie was safe but he has a little rascal and he is so funny it has the cutest face ever and you could never get mad at archie -- >> i would get very mad. >> the nanny cam i ever saw. >> i would be very upset. >> it's like insurance fraud. >> set your dvrs, never miss an episode of this wonderful

show, "the five." speed 27, hey, bright, would charles krauthammer have enjoyed those games? >> bret: i think it would just like seeing the world series but they got to win one tonight. good evening, i'm bret baier, breaking tonight, we have three big stories we are following. the text of the resolution laying out the impeachment inquiry procedure is out ahead of the vote later this week. a purple heart recipient who was on the phone call between president trump and the ukrainian president tells congress he raised concerns at the time, saying it was not proper to demand a foreign government investigator u.s. citizen. in the ncaa reverses course, allowing athletes to be paid for their names, images and likenesses. we start tonight though on capitol hill with two big developments with the impeachment