do anything wrong. >> trade, your money, your life, your everything. here comes "the five." ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody. i am jesse watters with jedediah, juan, dana, and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." donald trump taking on liberal america. the president who made his name in new york, now escaping the high tax state for florida. leftist lawmakers are ripping trump for changing his residen residency. >> i don't believe he was ever a new yorker anyway because living in new york does not make you a new yorker. to be a new yorker is a state of mind, a set of beliefs. so i say, so i say, so i say

good riddance, good riddance, mr. trump. >> jesse: disastrous new york city mayor mel the laws you -- bill de blasio. trump also continuing to call out to california for its out-of-control homeless crisis. the president hitting democrats like nancy pelosi for not fixing the problem. it comes as a new report shows the homeless death rate in l.a. county has jumped by more than one-third. meanwhile, in chicago, the president slamming the city's shooting epidemic. trump continuing his feud with chicago's police superintendent. that going down a look at this very sad news. a 7-year-old shot in that city last night while she was trick-or-treating. greg, a lot to choose from. >> greg: the segment began as something fun and then someone thought hold of it and turned it into something tragic. i would move from new york in a second. many reasons.

two reasons why i can't: fox is here and my wife. [laughter] here is my analogy about new york city and california. if you've ever been around a supermodel or professional athlete, they are amazing to look at but they have no personality. they never had to work on that facet. they wouldn't have to try hard. they just look beautiful or were incredible athletic. that was all the attractiveness they required. that is new york city and that is california. you have high taxes. you have bizarre, crazy crying. you have homelessness. people leave the people still come. so what happens is because it's such an attraction to people, young people primarily to move to new york city or moved to california, the government can be as inapt as possible. they don't have to do anything because they know the tax base is going to take care of it. you can have these wildfires knew no people aren't going to leave. insurance is going to take care of it. people will move in. you can have tragic homelessness

in l.a. and new york city, drug addiction, high taxes. but you know what, more than 50,000 people that run away, 50,000 people are going to come because new york city and l.a. and san francisco, they are supermodels. >> jesse: the show would like to apologize to supermodels and athletes, for those that do have personalities. >> greg: i didn't say all of them. i said some. as a supermodel, i can see it. >> jesse: juan, do you think it was nice for de blasio and cuomo don't let the door hit you on the way out. you're not a new yorker to begin with. trump built new york. >> juan: oh, get out of here. >> jesse: many buildings. he built more buildings than de blasio and cuomo. >> juan: is that right? normally i get into it with you but now the rest of the crew is laughing. let me say, this to me is all about president trump trying to save money on his taxes.

so it's all about -- >> greg: like americans! >> juan: we would like to know more about his taxes but the fact is florida has no estate tax, no sales tax. that's what he's doing. it's not about oh, these people have been mean to me. it's about greed, it's about them saying -- it's a selfish move. he has gone after big cities in the most direct way. when he passed the tax bill. he said state and local taxes are no longer covered. because that means that if you live in a big city that you're going to pay higher taxes. that was a direct strike from president trump and his administration against people who live in big cities. to greg's point, let me get this straight. if life is so wonderful and the rest of america but some reason we are so dumb, we don't move to arizona and arkansas.

>> jedediah: people are flocking to those places. >> juan: moving to arkansas and mississippi and kentucky? >> greg: moving to idaho, moving to texas. >> juan: if you are a young american, you're moving to the big cities. >> greg: you mutated what i said. i said people are leaving that more people are coming i in and you're generally younger. >> juan: th the one door protecting -- >> jedediah: you talk about greed. i love when liberals talk about greed. somehow wanting to keep more of your hard-earned money, when you go to work and you get a paycheck and you want to take that money and give it to your family and you don't want to handed over to the government which oftentimes uses it completely and efficiently, somehow that's not now equated with greed. that's -- it's those people's money to spend. everybody around the country, if teams trickle he's making a decision because he looking at taxes, like so many americans that are taking not only themselves and their families be taking their businesses for the likes of florida and texas, the same way amazon came here and

they were rejected and they said all right, were going to go to a business friendly environment. what's wrong with that? everyone of these liberal cities, look at san francisco, los angeles, the leadership in those places, they are part of the reason though cities are in the position they're in and they keep doing those things over and over again. they refuse to acknowledge that what they are doing those places isn't working. nancy pelosi not addressing what's going on in these districts. you can't sheen people for looking at the environment and saying this environment is not friendly to diversity of thought. this environment is not friendly to low taxes or me keeping more of my money. he should be commended for that. >> jesse: to one trickle juan's about greed, donald trump doesn't take a salary as president. barack obama did. dana, first republican president of a long time to go after chicago and homelessness in l.a. this has democrats on her heels.

they don't like witticism. >> dana: the problems of gotten worse in the last decade. the issue of governance is the one that really matters. people aren't just leaving because the taxes. they are living for other problems. i lived here nine years. the decrease in quality of life in the city from this area up through the park i think is visible. i see it every day. it gets worse every year. when you start talking about more trash doesn't get picked up. the traffic is horrendous. some of the decisions about traffic flow and things, when everyday life gets a little bit harder and you have an option to leave, you think why am i here again? you have an option to be able to leave. exercising that option. >> jesse: i think the president must be listening because he just tweeted something about it. he said "i love new york but new york can never be great again under the current

leadership of governor andrew cuomo or mayor bill de blasio. cuomo has weaponize though prosecutors to do his dirty work and keep them out of jams. reason some don't want to be in new york and another reason they are leaving. taxes and energy costs are way too high. upstate is being allowed to die as other nearby states frak and drill for gold, oil, while reducing taxes and creating jobs by the thousands. nyc is getting dirty and unsafe again, as our great police are being disrespected even with water dumped on them, because emir and governor just on have their backs. new york's finest must be cherished, respected and loved. too many people are leaving our special new york. great leaders would work with a president and federal government that wants our wonderful city and state to flourish and thrive. i love new york." >> greg: that's it for today. good night, everybody. >> juan: he is taking lessons from jesse. he just won't stop.

just keeps going. he said he loves new york. yesterday he said he hated new york, he's got to get out of here. >> greg: it shows how much the president loves us. he knows that they needed a very special episode of the trump show. when the bradis went to hawaii. that episode are, this one goes to florida. we have a new story arc for the next week. >> jesse: he said something interesting, maybe some of these new york prosecutors trying, moving your homebase to florida, does it protect you in anyway? >> dana: i don't know. i think they also recognize that if they were to come back to new york and have this as the residence, it would never, ever end. and also remember -- >> juan: the president. >> jedediah: you can love this city and yet look at what's happening to it.

>> greg: that's what gets you man. i grew up in california and i've lived here. i used to go to san francisco every weekend. i lived in l.a. it's sorrow sorrowful. >> dana: he mentioned energy costs. they are closing the nuclear power station. indian point, indian wells. the long-term consequences of not having enough power to fuel the city to keep a growing is very real. >> juan: that's why wall street, madison avenue, media all leaving. i love new york. >> dana: storefronts. >> jesse: we have to go. we apologize to the supermodels out there. socialist liz warren unveiling her unseemly expensive plan.

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♪ >> dana: elizabeth warren releasing her long-awaited medicare for all plan. it comes with some sticker shock to say the least. 52 trillion over the next decade. the controversial proposal that would transform america's health care, even seeing some pushback from democrats like joe biden and speaker nancy pelosi. warren is defending it in making this promise. >> i have a plan so we can have medicare for all without raising taxes one sent on middle-class families. it's fully paid for by asking the top 1% and giant corporations to pay a fair

share. >> dana: another estimate says there could be 2 million jobs caused because of the plan. see what she says about that. >> an economist at the university of massachusetts amherst told kaiser health news it could result in about 2 million jobs lost. >> i agree. it's part of the cost issue. and it should be part of a cost plan. >> dana: just, $52 trillion is more than two times the entirety of our current national debt. >> jesse: you know what she should say. why don't we have mexico before it? that's what worked with trump. i don't know why she doesn't use a gimmick like that. it's so clumsy of her. a so clumsy. >> juan: you knocked me out of the park before i can start. that was incredible. >> jesse: it's a shuffle. you have to pay attention. she has to have a mix between socialism and moderate-ism. she still weigh on the left, it's like a cocktail. vodka tonic.

a little bit of vodka, little bit of tonic and it's a nice mix. she's going way, way too much vodka, too much socialism. people are trying to drink it and they are throwing it up. plus it's not $4. it's like $54. that's the problem. as an avenue for her. it's to the right of bernie and to the left of biden. she is way over on bernie's lane and she can't figure it out. all she has to say and if she's listening, this is easy. run on expanding obamacare. enough with medicare for all. say that trump's tariffs are hurting workers. say no one can afford college. it's such an easy way to end this nomination and she's not smart enough to figure it out. >> dana: greg, peter asked me to ask her... i will ask you instead. has she been to a single state run hospital in europe? >> greg: i bet she hasn't. it should be too much tonic, not too much vodka. >> dana: i don't like tonic. >> greg: her new name is chief

job killer. according to the census, there is 8.5 percent don't have health insurance. that includes all ages. 8.5% is 20-something million. when you subtract young healthy people and those choosing not to have insurance, that numbers going to be 40%, 50% less but let's stick with 8.5%. they don't have health insurance. it doesn't mean they don't have health care. they have health care. they have health care. they are going to the e.r. something tells me we could probably figure it out. let's say 15 million people, we could figure out how to get health care to 15 million people without $52 trillion. that's two and a half -- it's two and a half times the size of our economy to deal with. i will say 18 million people. we already are getting them health care. an 18-year-old guy doesn't need a colonoscopy. right?

so we need to create competitive small health plans that deal with catastrophic -- if you are 18, you get in the insurance plan that's catastrophic. it's cheap. depending on who you are, that's how you do it. >> dana: speaker pelosi, joe biden, even michael bennet. one, it's never going to happen and it's too expensive and we don't need to do it. >> juan: i think everybody, left and right, has to knowledge americans want what elizabeth warren is offering. they underestimate -- >> greg: everyone wants free stuff. >> juan: a more political issue in the country, health care. greg, guess what. people who have what you would call health care think it's too expensive. it will ruin them financially. it's punishing on families. so what they are saying is we want a better system. republicans have had the chance, the senate, the house, the white house. replace and repeal. nothing, nothing got done. now you have it where people are saying hey, the current path in

terms of the cost is out of control. we were promised by president trump obamacare is terrible. it's so easy. it's an easy fix. >> dana: jedediah, one of the things that she would do under this plan is take all current doctors, they would all start to get paid only medicare rates. overnight. how's that going to work? >> jedediah: is going to be a disaster for the medical industry the same way it's going to be a disaster for quality of care. she says in the clip we played earlier about job loss, it's not a concern for her. people -- they talk about the green new deal and you talk about the implications of that. so many people throughout the country who lose their job. that's not what they are focused on. they are focused on the transformation. they want the massive government overtake. i disagree with you, juan. americans want health care and improvements in health care system and yes, republicans could've done more. so many americans also want the option of private insurance. they want the option.

control their own health -- i can't wait for bernie sanders to take her on on this. >> dana: my plan is $20 trillion less. >> jedediah: he knows people's taxes are going to go up. payroll taxes are going to go up. where's it going a land? wages cut for employees. >> dana: we've got a run. >> juan: hang on, one thing. her argument as you pay less overall, and so therefore you save. >> jedediah: word is the choice go? >> greg: evil people pay for it. evil people will pay for it. >> dana: the rich people figure out a way to get their own health care. >> greg: otherwise known as evil people. >> dana: hillary clinton apparently still not over 2016. her latest attack on president trump a

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>> juan: hillary clinton taking a new jab at president trump over the 2016 election. can't get over it. here is clinton trying to have a little bit of fun with her latest attack. speak on then what happened. >> they counted votes. even though she got 3 million more, the orange man still got into the house. speak about how? >> the electoral college! >> juan: jedediah, are you scared? >> jedediah: i am. i don't know who advises her to do these things. i feel embarrassed for her on so many occasions. it so fascinating to me that she doesn't realize that she was distrusted by republicans but she was distrusted by a lot of democrats who didn't come out and vote for her because they were like, i don't know.

this email stuff, this benghazi stuff. it started to add up and they didn't want her in the white house. it's stunning to me that she can say things, honestly she says i don't know what i did to get themselves set. she still can't fathom that she played a role in the reason why people didn't come out to vote for her. i think, listen, she's trying to make fun of herself. i get it. the comedy round. but i don't know at one point she is just going to stop talking about the last election pretty want to get out there and talk about issues, go ahead. she is entitled. she has an opinion i'm sure. she's not going to run again. you want to sell her book. i get it. at some point, leapt 2016 go. let it be a thing of the past and move on. >> juan: greg, wouldn't you say it's funny? >> greg: it wasn't funny but that's not her fault. it's not her fault. that probably wasn't her idea. she's on a book with the daily show" and it's halloween and the pitch these ideas. i've been ragging on her forever.

i have to defend her and say she's trying to make a joke out of a miserable experience in her life. i'm okay with that. it was awkward and weird but you know what, this is the least of the things, in my anti-hillary encyclopedia of things. it was weird, they asked her why she was the bogeyman to the republicans. i thought, is it 1954? bogeyperson? >> what does it feel like being the bogeyman of the right? >> it's a constant surprise to me. because the things they say i know of course it's on steroids with being online. so ridiculous, beyond any imagination that i could have been yet they are so persistent in putting forth these crazy

ideas and theories. honestly i don't know what i ever did to get them so upset. >> juan: dana, they said she killed vince foster on the latest one is she involved in jeffrey epstein? it seems like the right wing can't get enough of her. >> dana: okay. >> greg: did you accuse her of killing vince foster? >> dana: i don't even have -- i would say i'm confused about the decision to release this book at this time because they had to know if they're going to do a book and a huge book tour and do these things are right in the middle of the 2020 cycle, right beforehand where she would still have time to get in the race and i agree she's not going to get in but she's talking to everybody so she can talk herself out. this book is out there. it's a book about other people. whatever. she also didn't complain at all

about the electoral college until she lost it. as if she didn't understand what that was. now you have all these young people who watch these shows. the electoral college is so awful. with had that debate too but i think nobody complained about it until she lost it. >> juan: she complained about the vast right-wing conspiracy back in the '90s. you know it occurred to to me, bernie had a heart attack. she just has a coughing fit and people acted like it was the end of the world. she is dying. what is that tell you? >> jesse: bernie didn't have a heart attack on television. >> greg: bernie is likable and real. juan, bernie is real. bernie is likable. he's authentic. she is a phony. >> juan: bernie is likable? cranky. >> jesse: bounced back from a heart attack and have the best debate of his life. i don't think hillary has ever

bounced back. to your point about this book and the timing, i'm also hearing barack obama can't put a pen on paper and has dragged out his memoir and now it said to be released in the spring and that's right at the height of the nomination process for the democrats. he will suck up all the oxygen for them and you're not going to hear a thing with the impeachment stuff about the nominee. also to your point about the skits, they create skits on talk shows for two people. really talented comics or politicians. you need a skit for a politician because you have to spruce them up with props and an ensemble of talented people around them to make them look better and i think this is the first time her cackling has been used well. >> juan: we have some breaking news, folks. beto o'rourke, former congressman from texas, is dropping out of the democratic race. does that make you happy or sad? >> jesse: it makes me certain that the voters saw that he

wasn't really a credible candidate and he was toast after the gun grab deal. if i was a donor, i'd be wanting my money back. >> jedediah: we had this conversation about authenticity. beto is a perfect example of someone, i don't believe anything he says. doesn't have that level of authenticity. i think he went to extreme. talking about mandatory gun buybacks and turn people off. i'm not surprised. >> juan: greg, i know that you were enchanted with his appearance in "vanity fair" fair. >> greg: that was his downfall, being anointed by people just like him, the white liberal editor types. believe me. i know. >> juan: everything about you, everything with you was about race. [laughter] >> greg: the journey of self-realization. we started to see it. it was about him finding himself and everybody was nauseated. he was the world's worst millennial and i don't even think he's a millennial. >> juan: dana, looking at this from a hardball political perspective, he did very well in

fund-raising when he was running against ted cruz in the senate race in texas. there is a great deal of excitement about him as potentially a new face for the democratic party. young man, almost kennedy-asked. camelot and all that. so much of it has faded. >> dana: a few weeks ago i said he was the zombie candidate. he's dead he just doesn't know it. he raised a ton of money and got a lot of attention in his run up against ted cruz and still lost. why do they think he was going to be a great savior? he might have a second or third act going forward. but if you're running out of money and you can't raise any more, there comes a point when you have to sack to cut it down. i think this is the beginning of the winnowing of the deal. >> greg: his wife's family isn't filthy rich. i'm worried about what he's going to do next. >> jedediah: when it came to those debate moments where it came to his time to defend himself, defend his ideology,

heated terribly. one of the reasons bernie sanders stays in when you talk about his health condition, when he has to defend his principles, it seems like yes, it comes from a place of him believing it. but also he does a pretty good job battling the other people on the debate floor. beto could not defend himself. looked like he was reading someone else's talking points that they had written for him. >> juan: hang on. >> jesse: mayor pete might've knocked him out at the last debate. >> juan: give me a chance. here is beto o'rourke. dropped out of the campaign today. here is a tweet. he says "our campaign has always been about seeing clearly, speaking honestly, and acting decisively. in that spirit, i am announcing that my service to the country will not be as a candidate or as the nominee." dana, i want to come back to you. a lot of discussion about what's going on with iowa in terms of the polls and who's going to get some of sanders' support.

as bernie starts to fade a little bit but who gets beto o'rourke's support as he leaves the race? >> dana: well, he doesn't have any support so it's hard to say. kamala harris, her campaign is laying off staff and there was more announcements today trying to rearrange things. this is the beginning of the winnowing. they don't have support out there. to the extent that there were people out there for beto, i think if he's the millennial candidate, i think the only candidate you see that actually has movement right now is mayor pete. if you are not moving, than you're probably stagnant and dead in the water. so it probably falls to mayor pete. >> juan: the way dana breaks it down, you have biden, sanders, warren. >> jesse: wright, the latest poll in iowa came out and biden is in fourth place. it is worn, bernie, mayor pete, and then joe biden. >> dana: by a lot. >> jesse: there's a big gap, as you said. i would be very worried if i was joe biden's campaign because is also running out of money. if you're not going to win iowa i may be losing new hampshire and you don't have enough money,

then you can see them really, really start to fade fast. >> dana: can i say we just heard right before he came out here the biden campaign said they raised $6 million in october. i think the attacks against and probably helped him in some way. >> jesse: he should spend some time investing and i want. if he gets fourth-place, it's not strong enough. >> juan: i don't know that and his opportunity. if you look at the national polls. >> jesse: it's not a knockout. it would be extremely disappointing. >> juan: and a good give momentum to elizabeth warren. we've got more of "the five," fun stuff coming up next for you. stay with us. we trust usaa more than any other company out there. they give us excellent customer service, every time. our 18 year old was in an accident. usaa took care of her car rental, and getting her car towed. all i had to take care of was making sure that my daughter was ok. if i met another veteran, and they were with another insurance company,

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♪ >> jedediah: welcome back and thank god it's friday because a new study finds over one-third of workers struggle with job

burnout every single week. they say it ends up impacting things like sleep and can even lead to health issues. my theory about this, greg, is with the way technology is with phones and computers, your work day never ends. used it to be you would go into the office when you left the office, the workday ended but now you're tapping into phones, answering emails all night long. you are stressed until bedtime, sometimes beyond. >> greg: i tell you. that is a theory. job burnout has always existed but previous generations didn't bother to bore you with stories about it. the greatest generation would've loved job burnout versus war. right? they were dying to come back, literally, to get a job, start a family, work there -- their butts off and retire. it bugs me that they call it a health syndrome. it's a constellation of symptoms. i would rather have job burnout than no job.

people who work in emergency rooms, i mean, there are people that every day deal with horrible stuff that we don't even imagine. but no. >> jesse: you know what they called job burnout in the '40s? work. they didn't make it a medical issue. people go to work, come back, get tired on friday and have a drink and do it all again monday. this is what life is. sometimes it's tough. sometimes we are lucky enough to have a job where we can sit and talk. we love to go to work. not everybody has that luxury. [laughter] >> greg: you are so sympathetic. >> jesse: i'm not gonna complain. i have a little bit of job burnout this week. i was here at 9:00 today. >> greg: oh, my gosh. >> jesse: multiple shows. >> greg: did you skip your two hour lunch? >> juan: you guys sound like

old-timers today. i walked so many miles to school in the snow and these kids tod today. they don't appreciate america. the for real. it really is the case, as jedediah was saying, never stops these days because of social media. in addition to which there a lot of people who have jobs that are repetitive and they have to do it. you have to show up and do the job and they get tired of it. >> jedediah: is called thursday. >> dana: happens every week. get used to it. you'll be okay. honestly, it's called thursday. work for a reason. >> jesse: everyone's tired. >> jedediah: stop complaining, people. fan mail friday is coming up next. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. i wish i could shake your hand. granted. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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♪ >> greg: it is fan mail friday. let's get to your questions. monica asks kind of a serious question. what did you always want to try but never had the courage to do? juan. vote for a republican? >> juan: i have done that. i've made mistakes. let me see. i would guess it would be like

outer space or deep ocean. i get a little claustrophobic. i would like to see under the ocean and stuff that i wouldn't want to be there. >> greg: yeah, jesse, anything you've always wanted to try but not have the courage to do? >> jesse: like drugs, you mean? >> greg: i don't know. i wasn't going that direction. >> jesse: i have really wanted to drive fast, like 150. i've probably gotten to 110, 115 i get scared and slow down. i want to take it up a notch. >> dana: go -- >> greg: don't do it on long island. go to a racetrack. >> juan: were you scared you would get hurt or were you scared about the cops? >> jesse: both. >> greg: dana. >> dana: i'm a pretty cautious person. >> jesse: dana wants to try sushi sometime. >> dana: no, i don't want to do that. i've never wanted to do a drug.

>> greg: used to complain when we would have the stock images of drugs, we do a segment on drugs. would have pictures. >> dana: and she would say get it off the screen. >> jedediah: my safe answer is scuba diving but my real answer is pot brownies. i've never done any type of drugs and i would be curious to see what kind of person i would become. >> greg: i always wanted to try acid. but the bad trip, it scares me. and fish. believe it or not. i have not ever had a fish. when i was a kid, i had fish sticks. hated them. i've never had a fish. i look at it and it disgusts me so much that i can't do it. i would throw up. >> jesse: because you don't like the ocean. >> greg: i don't like the

ocean paradigm anti-ocean. you get to make up a new word for the dictionary. what is it and what does it mean? no one is going to have an answer. >> dana: i have one. i have one impreachy-keen-ment. impeachment is not peachy keen. >> jesse: when you blow someone off, you don't want to do it too aggressively but you want to do it enough so they know they are getting blown off. something in between. >> greg: i call it the jesse. anybody? >> juan: they should not change the time. you know that? that's what's going on. >> jesse: daylight savings. >> greg: it's happening this weekend. >> jesse: does that and we have the show at 4:00? >> dana: saying we shouldn't

change the time. >> greg: all right. "one more thing" is next. (kickstart my heart by motley crue)) (truck honks) (wheels screeching) (clapping) (sound of can hitting bag and bowl) (clapping) always there in crunch time.

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something along those lines. face it, america. this is for republicans, democrats, independents. you're going to need a drink in 2020. redneck riviera 2020 survival kit. you have blended whiskey, reserve whiskey and some of the proceeds go to folds of honor. >> i am on "watters' world." >> at 8:00 a military canine who almost bit my hand off -- he's very well trained like our friend conan over in syria. greg gutfeld. >> tomorrow night saturday "the greg gutfeld show" dr. drew, comedian david aifrjello, tyrus. if you miss it you're dead to me. greg's pineapple news. we don't get a lot of pineapple news. did you know that in pineapples

there lurks evil creatures? that's just one little guy. no. ah-hah. i don't know. it's not like i made this. i think they're like gophers. how many are there? >> looks like a volkswagen bug. >> greg: the best pineapple news i've ever had, america, and i'm sharing it with you because i care. juan that looked like a pineapple purse. last night ghosts, goblins for halloween. look at my grandkids. >> happy halloween. >> pepper was a zombie, wesley was a zombie vampire teenager and eli was a zombie murderer. since halloween is all about playing pretend i want you to look at this young baseball fan dressed up as atlanta braves'

freddie freeman and he bumped into the real freddie freeman. the actual freddie was carrying his son dressed as spider-man. so much fun for halloween 2019. >> did you get candy? >> dana: i passed out candy. this kid going to be the gordon gecko of his generation. he was a big, greedy guy. i said want to save some for the other kids? they started grabbing and the dad is standing right there and you know what i did? >> greg: you punched him. >> i took the thing off the door and i didn't answer another one. that's what happens on halloween. one of the kids was cute. i said "hi, little chicken." he said "i'm not a chicken. i'm an angry bird." so i didn't have a really good night and peter got dots to give

out. >> what? dots? >> not a good candy. >> dana: he got a variety bag. >> greg: variety bags. that's the only way bad candy can get out like the bran flakes in the cereal. nobody buys them. >> we have all hit the send button at the wrong time. chick-fil-a sent an email to fans encouraging their fans to pick up a treat on sandwich day, november 3rd. the problem it it's the one day of the week when chick-fil-a is closed. they broke the bad news and apologized for the confusion. jesse, i brought you chicken sandwiches. john rich would like a chicken sandwich. >> jesse: chicken and whiskey. >> my version of a cool baby and

a cool doll. >> this baby wanted -- this is leo from phoenix, arizona. he wanted this creepy little zombie doll for a long time. finally his parents let him have it and he loves the doll so much he gives it a pacifier. my kid is going to be just like this. it's all about the zombie doll. >> that was wild. >> see you back here on monday. have a

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