that's it for us tonight. don't forget to give my book. i'm jeanine, advocating for truth, justice the american way. she test sea levels can't price soon enough. this week began with a hero dog chasing the theist users of isis, title to his own death. german shepherds.

how are they? [laughter] hero dog help quarter the terrorist, trapping him in a full who killed himself in his own kids. they describe it talk without a leash. hans family. [laughter] you probably couldn't find a better and for management bravest. they called him, do not fear religious tolerance. this monster was a thoughtful one is that rainy days putting a fluffy cap listening to gave him a great not because they were from, they got caught as no surprise. they patron for the isis not because of the president but in spite of him. >> not because of the president but a sight of him. >> in spite of him. >> in spite of the president.

>> in spite of -- >> largely in spite of dodging. >> not because of donald trump. >> in spite of him. >> would still be thinking functions. (even the hero dog drives him nuts. wednesday august the president of big image of the pleasing the on on him, the peerless media proved that yes, this was fate. i could not obvious to anyone out of going and living on the first tweeted this photo. there was no event on today's schedule. the other from steve. i think you practice, case wide open. the new york times added yes,

this photo was alert. nicely done. is this one folder? [laughter] how about this one? for this one? [laughter] unpacked, they are ballfields. there was this short one, tweeted from jim. white house official said the dog is not at the white house. [laughter] waste, but you best? young switching gears think they damage was disrespectful the person thought james that. i laughed at that trump was noting that dogs heroism.

we salute the dogs. i'm sure. [laughter] i'm sure there's someone right now going through egypt post that might cause serious investment. tommy ever deprived. imaging tweet the dog-first and i believe we have a few here. here's the first one. he could hold my leg anytime. last time i feel should be made into a hat. stupid fat dumb cap. dying already. [laughter] spoiler alert. fold yellow get rabies and hatred her.

good british. lol. no one should lol about bradys. they were all made up, okay? the media hasn't become the new police cracking jokes obvious to all of us but them. to lend the campus with actual stories whether it's the truth origins for the political bias of a whistleblower. [laughter] >> now i'm just hit. >> okay, what are we thinking? [laughter] was the last time to get? >> this morning. >> i can make it growth. watch. but seek? >> smollett.

leah has a problem because good news about america coincides with good news about trump which can't be good for humor. it's not like they had to begin with. >> i should introduce a new one. >> i think my resume speaks for itself. it certainly does. you have zero experience. [laughter] oh, you are hired. >> things. >> george comments. makes me nervous you are fired. >> i don't understand. >> no one does. [laughter] >> maybe yet of rest. everything something good happens, they go back.

do you think killing the isis will cause that response? it was worth everything he did with accumulation of 2016, there is no direct. there's only but. you can't find but because some of on the of. right? >> now i'm just for the first time. >> rock, paper, scissors. >> i've been waiting by the wife. [laughter] [laughter]

>> doctor drew. [cheering] never feeds any. [cheering] [cheering] 's he causes lots of trauma. he killed been plotted. o'neil. [cheering] the big man, you have some kind of connection. are you worried this dog look at a swollen head and fonte tv career? >> you should read the docs book. he could write it off.

i'm waiting for the headline that says adolf hitler, cofounder of volkswagen would be 20 years old today. mark insulted been calling they got the washington post a natural newspaper think it's a shame for some of this part president so much cap for lincoln should be an insult to muslims everywhere. terrorist. somebody burns the life cages and drowned people and close people, this isn't terrorist. >> i can you be so judgmental? [laughter] you know how far we have gone to neck making me sick to my stomach. i came up with a new others. in inability to feel pleasure. you painted a picture of the press. back to be confused with the

trunked arrangement under. the inability to see anything positive in anything they think when he has a. this psychotic depression, there's some delusional stuff going on. >> how do you feel about ...? eight hero dog. >> he needs to do, he should adopt the dog. >> i said that. [applause] the best thing, he will have a dog come to the white house and you know he will put a metal dog and it's going to have to meme for itself. it welcome. what are your thoughts on this glorious week? >> it's been a wild week. thank you again, they are doing

themselves. they are probably upset, killed back right when he got his bc. [laughter] they lost one of the best. they are shorthanded this week. what can you do? [laughter] >> i see you thinking another joke loaded in the chamber that you are afraid to shoot up but maybe not. >> the stakes couldn't be high higher. [laughter] the dog think it's funny because it's so obviously a part of chuck, there's one photo of that ... the same exact dog. the people are like, we need to get the best. put him on the case here.

i have an idea, when we get a picture of the dog at the white house, maybe we could photoshop the women's soccer team. [laughter] >> all right. beautiful. last word deal. thoughts on the dog. thoughts on america. >> used to push back against people who compared trump to hitler but i saw you posted on me that made it look like a dog in a place where the dog wasn't. do you know how dangerous that is? we don't have how many children said but they're obviously joking but i think this, the people who made a big deal out of this clearly photoshopped photo op the same people who do take trump is dangerous. it's like okay, is posting a clearly photoshopped picture with a high crime, there would be a lot of instagram been in

trouble out there. it makes no sense because if i thought somebody was a horrendous monster, i probably would not send my time and resources going after their names. i would think there were bigger things to jump with. words think everyone for their actions chuck they can't believe that because they would have other things to focus on. they clearly photoshopped info of dog. [laughter] [applause] >> we are not sure about the dogs past. she? that she urinated in public a number of times. if the rate had been a failure, the story would have been blasted on the networks off your. think about the other side think would happen. thanks, guess who's coming up a politically correct but?

we didn't see this coming. [cheering]

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being what is a stupid joke. the president and community is,

obama said when he was in chicago this week at a summit for the foundation foundation named after barack obama. judgmental annoying text others of oppression and injustice. he got campus culture. the boycott intended to coons. >> the idea of purities never compromise always politically world. you should get over that quickly. tweet # about how you didn't do something right or use the wrong verb i can sit back and feel good about myself. i called you out. [laughter] that's not activism.

that's not bringing change. >> it's nice to hear and think what we have all been saying for years. obviously it's budget function. note this, once you criticize the world, they come for you. last month. [laughter] [inaudible] >> go ahead with a happy ending for everybody. doctor drew. the bird flew. >> i was bad, too.

>> if he had said this much sooner something think about this a possibility, might not have been president because trump ran as the anti- pc. obama should the pc five his party, that might have changed things. >> that's true. you are getting sick about. they cost about phenomenon trend. people would say what is it? they would pretty much think the same thing. they wanted people to bring dishes, they were tired of being judged. i'm delighted to see this. >> i also like the fact the audience aflac which makes me think you think booed, i would have back. >> not necessarily. it would have done.

he shouldn't be happy with it, we are not happy with. it's not okay. >> how to before he is caps off? >> you can't cancel him. he's like the ultimate figure. he's totally untouchable. they are so crazy right now. they can't do anything. they direct their pair of blue twice tonight. [laughter] >> because it moves so fast, he already is not welcome. >> white supremacist. [applause] i'm glad he said this. >> i'm half white supremacist. i don't like the social justice

activists are actually able to help themselves people i be getting for justice of any kind. there are not. they are police 20 take other people down to try to make themselves look start hundred there other bully friends. what are you doing to better the world? you've shamed someone for coming into anything hey guys? you didn't give cancer, price. you can calm down. they act like they didn't think they are better than everyone else. i don't understand how it became branded as being anything to pick at other people instead of offering anything good. back is bryce a specific person? >> he knows what he said. [laughter] >> does this change your opinion of the man who committed you?

>> i love what he said. twitter workers, i get paid because they hate obama so much. they called me think because he ordered that mission. i love what barack obama said because the democratic party, he ran fun hope and change. he's proven right now the problem is not the person in the white house eight years, is that person in the capital for 45 years. he's running -- [applause] term limits, this is ridiculous. obama's 20 and to that. i'm not sure what bryce is smoking. no greater number. fox news. >> abc, cbs.

they didn't fund these products. the frc, i don't know what that is for. but because they didn't feel it was in person important. i'll talk when i get home. i don't even know. next, maroon five. [che

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show. >> feelings are that get fixed of the rent. so i find 70% of men are likely socialist. a third of them you communism really probably bryce. [applause] government killed millions public the ones her youngest both are awesome. what? you would like the new york times. that's easy. it's i want us. almost to the day, no use of 89 grabbed into the truck away. now is not the polygamous fault. they weren't born yet do it is

that. it's our fault for not teaching them about what it meant. no more cold work, freedom for billions in eastern europe became david vance. [laughter] the downside, anyway, the point is, there will be a party next week to celebrate the day socialism died. socialism is but you know what is? >> show them who you really are. [cheering] >> only in america. maybe we should have communism. cap, you are a millennial. we don't know. >> blah blah blah. >> you are not a socialist. how did you escape? >> i don't get how anyone could be.

they like you know what i want them thinking choices. i never looked at the money i think for myself and think i don't know how to send this. i think some stranger to do that for me. i have a lot of views on different things but if somebody comes up to me and is like a, we would like to take all of your money, usually to implement a system that has never worked in will end up at best with you having to wait in line for toilet paper and at worst, killing you? that will be a hard no. [cheering] you say is the previous generations fault for not teaching us, we have the internet. google it. it's a dangerous thing. get educated. i feel like there's a lot of resentment. this is a way of acting out resentments.

>> i have resentment but i result in other ways. [laughter] >> people boyfriend. but reit resentment against people who make more money than you, you know about. it feels like this is frustration there acting out. the other poststructuralist world, they don't read, they don't get exposed to these things. >> they are going to so getting you. [laughter] sometimes i should say there by myself and do not show on my own. i'm joking. >> nothing like being appreciated. [laughter] >> i was joking. does this worry you about 2020? >> everyone likes communism? [laughter] a little but i don't know.

i think majority of the country understands it's not the right way to go. it blows my mind because bernie sanders here in new york, he's got 25000 people. you purpose pride themselves on how street smart and savvy they are there like you can put one over on us. bernie sanders is like okay, we will have free healthcare, low pay off your bills. there might we limit, can himself this? what one can you give us. >> people for bernie sanders see themselves as intellectuals. they think they are blind to commonsense. should we let them have it next. >> elizabeth warren think $52 trillion. i put myself in terms talk when sailors, here's how much one for this. if you made it rain $1.7, it

would take 31 million years. >> i don't think there's anything wrong with that. [laughter] >> i have a feeling you have having students. put in the language everybody would understand. >> if you want to talk about government healthcare, described to me your best day dmv. that's government run. >> true. >> i had to give me a health checkup. i was after great. >> i hate getting recitals. [laughter]

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the economy must really be good. cap just like little red riding hood. sexy and disgusting. the national to become federation of half billion dollars on how when questions whether pets. more than double what i spent on leather. americans have enough disposable income to drop 25 that your animal hate. deep down, you know they hated. look at these four things.

case closed. like the money, so who cares quest should be an economic indicator. how about the crab on pet don't meet the week get it anyway? billing pet whoever like his having question was i don't because he's a serial killer. right? [laughter] sometimes the world gives you wonderful things. you have pets let's do dress them up? >> i dress my dog as a journalist. [laughter] teacher in a paper bag over him.

>> i don't have pets but i did dress for halloween is a socialist. i sat on my fat but and young on twitter. and some candy. [laughter] >> you have a catch? >> i do. i have pictures but nobody asked for them. >> i'm surprised you don't have a picture now. you dress up your cats? >> he hates questions i was glad if i said i did not what i had on him as recently as a few weeks ago. also, if i said i didn't have a full uncle sam costume and plans maybe even because i put it on him what had to make a video swaying back and forth to we are

the champions -- [laughter] he hates it when i the top passed on. the room table, this hundred i do not feel that. i live by rules. one, if i had enough vomit i put whatever i want on your head. [laughter] that's true of my cap. it's also true of my best friends from college. we do not talk anymore however, if i ever randomly show up at your house without the, you still owe me. >> if you need somebody five, that means -- [laughter] doctor drew. >> half-million dollars we can get that healthcare taken care

of. >> we are the champions video without-is a. >> first he was for think is then long, then it moved to dogs, cats. what's the next step? i was thinking cautions for convicts. prisoners on how we get to dress up trick-or-treat themselves. the only difference, they are happy when they get razor blades. [laughter] i came up with about one -- >> the fact we treat animals as humans, they are work because i. >> this is what america is about. economic indicator. >> we have too much income right now. >> we need socialist to correct our economy. [laughter]

spending money on a little pet. is that cap'n crunch press that's not a question. question. the dogs have no idea what's going on. >> where's the consent? [laughter] >> species appropriation. animals. what you think is human? [laughter] >> this isn't working. >> coming up. >> coming up. this necklace ruining the

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a streaming service makes them nervous. scientists think the energy output from the servers streaming platforms like netflix and hulu are losing local permit emissions and harming the environment. for cake tvs consume about 30% more energy than previous

generations. they say that the larger screens make it all worse. this after being told streaming online porn produces as much co2 as belgium. [laughter] a lot of emissions. i didn't come up with that. i'm just people backup streaming demand for renewable energy. good luck getting this fellow to stop benchmarking amassed singer. do you bench watch any trust? >> i'm very concerned about the co2 emissions. if you were actually concerned,

california work we are interested in attacking people who drive vehicles. if we were concerned we would be interested in for restaurant management. the wildfires are putting forth co2 than anything else in the sacred not being interested in you we got screens, if you are not interested in these things, you are being dishonest. were not interested in freezing cot. andy not dying five macarthur celebrities who outline the environmental extremists about trains and traffic keeping people from their jobs so they are now, the people of bel air and beverly hills, they the people that the villas.

they can't file a change. >> is not shooting necklace i suggest to turn off your phone and do something like china says. they gunfire without using the letter. now i think without gps. [laughter] there always something about technology from the people who live there. >> be smart about being stupid. >> we were at central park you will push us. [laughter]

>> it's checks out to me, i knew "stranger things" was a bad show but also culturally, okay, cool. they don't take into account what people do when they're not watching. he's on top and down the street. >> drug murtagh all around the neighborhood. the most overrated jump in history. >> second season. >> stupid kids.

they are a problem. >> you are going to be invited back. >> i'm excited to take over the show next week. [laughter] honestly, i must be people, i want to know what i'm supposed to do. i can't get in the car and do something, i can't sit at home and watch shows. am i supposed to sit at home gets there at the floor eating leaves? i don't know. nothing against my floor, but it doesn't have much to say. not cat, the cat. i know a brontosaurus. the thing is, it sounds ridiculous but with the liberal mindset, the only solution to

any problem is government regulation. the truth is, if you want to solve problems with emissions, we need less government because to make the changes, it is possible i can only occur through capitalism. [cheering] >> we will have questions. we are having a new and exciting next. [cheering]

>> roll it, doris. >> animals are jerks. animals are jerks.

greg you make me bloody sick, mate. every time you open your mouth, i feel the urge to knock something on to the floor. during your monologue this is me when you introduce those awful guests. david angelo -- rob o'neal, and this is me when i realized you'll be on the same time next week. oh, animals are jerks. animals are jerks. animals are jerks. [applause] >> now we learn nothing from him -- thank you dr. drying. david, rob o'neal -- [applause] and our lovely, amazing -- studio audience. i'm greg, and i love you, america.

♪ [applause] welcome to waters world i'm jesse watters, his words eight year ago seal team six told about operation neptune spear was successful. the president wanted to bring psalm to justice and green lit the mission and mission accomplished he did it was a bold call joe biden was against it by the way. for president obama deserve credit, and he received it. >> obama captured psalm. >> a difficult decision.