and battle between those who would try to squash freedoms and those who would try to promote them. a special "kabuto here comes "the five." >> dana: hello, everyone, i'm dana perino, along with emily compagno, juan williams, greg gutfeld, and jesse watters. this is "the five." president trump unleashing on democrats' impeachment inquiry ahead of next week's public hearings. the president facing up to the media going after the entire process, the whistle-blower, and much more. speak of the whole thing is a scam! this is a scam by the democrats to win and election! they shouldn't be having public hearings! this is a hoax! this is like the russian witch hunt! the democrats are corrupt!

when i release that call, all of a sudden everybody disappeared! the whistle-blower is a disgrace to our country! said the worst things possible two years ago... he should be sued! and may be for treason! adam schiff is a corrupt politician! that's not giving us due process, not giving us lawyers, and despite all that we are kicking their >> dana: adam schiff is under heavy criticism accusing the intel chair of limiting witnesses that they can call. >> everyone of the witnesses we put forward are going to be substantive. it's going to leave that to the corruption of the democrats and what they were doing in ukraine. not to mention whoever this whistle-blower is and whoever he's connected to, we will be trying to ask those questions. if they don't give a several witnesses, i don't see how this is going to have any

credibility. >> dana: jesse, i don't know where you want to begin? >> jesse: i don't know -- >> greg: greg this is about a transcripto one cares about. this is about a disposition that we can even watch on television. what do the transcripts say? it's from the undersecretary of affairs for energy policy at the e.u.? these aren't household names, these aren't heavy hitters, wake me up when the big dogs testify in public. the other thing is no one can find ukraine on the map. if you ask the american people anything about ukraine, they don't know a thing about it. americans care about a few countries. they care about saudi arabia, the care about israel, they care about russia, china, mexico. that's it. ukraine doesn't rise the level of a country that people care about. we are talking about a military aid package to a country that i guess needs help but a lot of

people don't really care that much about. if you turn on television, you see a reporter standing in congress saying someone was hearing something from someone else who was concerned about a military aid package. it's absolutely not registering in the american people as a positive brain because it's not a sexy scandal. russia was sexy, people had handcuffs on him. this has no interest whatsoever the democrats have failed to deliver any interesting narrative for the republicans can start hammering people. maybe that's interesting, when you can watch something on television. right now it's a faceless whistle-blower. the only thing i was concerned about all week about the story are the new members that came out that showed when the prosecutor in ukraine rated burisma's offices and started confiscating all the lamborghinis from the order, they hired a lot of lobbyist

that met with carrie, met with biden's people and said, can you stop the corruption prosecution? biden goes on tape and brags about stopping the corruption. >> dana: i would love to check your phone to see if mom has texted. some people do care about ukraine. >> juan: weight! what about ""o canada""... you don't care about canada? >> jesse: but people don't care about -- mexico is a hot country. >> dana: do you want to say anything else? >> juan: jesse went off. listen, when i was thinking to myself, boy, this is to be a prime example of moving the ball because all along they say, we want an official inquiry, have a vote for you have your public hearings. why are you having all these public hearings in the dark? okay, let's hear it. they say, now, they shouldn't be having public hearings! i think to myself, what's going

on? i think this is like moving the ball, moving the goal line. >> dana: you want to move the ball if you want to win. >> juan: what you want to move the goal if the other team is approaching the win. it's so disjointed, danna, i think it's a tale that at least the president is very worried and they did not have a dana perino in the white house right now -- >> dana: they don't need me. they have him. he is the message. >> juan: they don't have a current it's schiff is a bad politician, losey is a bad politician, jesse refers to the transcripts that he says i'm going to put out more transcripts! >> dana: i think it's working for him. they don't need anyone else. >> greg: i'm not going to live. it's friday. i already checked out. i'll give you greg's greatest hits. i think what you are saying is right that he's his own spokesperson and there's nothing like it. when he's out in front of the helicopter it's almost

impossible for anyone to change the message that he's pushing and he's -- i think it's more coherent than juan can believe, but here is how this artificial impeachment was set up. three years ago, you see tweets vowing impeachment would happen. you have a tweet admitting that cnn is going to help. schiff coordinates with the whistle-blower who is basically a democratic operative, and value have him saying that republicans, they have to justify the relevance of their witnesses. i remember a very thoughtful see people saying you can't say the word coup on television. they are admitting it's a coup! can i finally say cool now coup now? people in the media are obsessed with what ifs, not what are. my greatest hit. trump should not be punished for

things he might be predicted to do by people who hate you, right? imagine if joy behar could decide her fate, right? she can say, "the five" is going to do this and which investigate them, that's what's happening right now. his fate is being decided by people hypothesizing -- is that a word? >> dana: yes. >> greg: what he hasn't done, and done by people are terrible at predicting things! none of these what ifser -- i just coined that, what of these what ifers predicted, there have been no wars, no stock market crash, 25th amendment, there is nothing! if these what ifers could predict the sun coming out, the sun would explode in a fiery -- well, it is a fiery ball, in a nonfiery ball! >> juan: you are going good! >> emily: i believe webster's will add "what ifers."

>> dana: emily, one of the things that happen before a hearing like this, all the lawyers, all the staff that works for the congressional leadership, and all the lawyers who work for people who have to get a lawyer because they have to go testify, what are they going to do this weekend? to make it not boring, as jesse suggested? >> emily: hopefully they'll be doing as much research and thorough preparation as possible into spitting the questions. i think it's telling and kind of humorous that the attorney for the whistle-blower who sent the cease and desist letter to the white house how he literally was, like -- i mean, it was like theatrical. anyone who's vindictive in this campaign -- i feel like he would give anything to be the whistle-blower himself. but i also think that the trailer for next week was the cabine kavanaugh hearings.

they are saying, next week is going to be lit, but we are just going to hear the same things that occurred in private testimony that was leaked out with no bombshells, even though they were telling us it was bombshells. >> dana: i can't think of anyone in recent congressional testimony that has enhanced their reputation. >> juan: i was going to say. >> dana: i said recent histor history! >> juan: dana, how about you haven't picked up on emily saying lit. >> dana: i guess that's hip language. >> juan: that is dramatic, it's going to be lit. >> jesse: they need some drama for sure. >> dana: we need a mom text about his monologue in the beginning. up next, is the democratic field about to be thrown in disarray? new york mayor michael bloomberg that could come up and up and the entire field. up end the entire field.

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do well. little michael will fail. he'll spend a lot of money. he's got some really big issues, some personal problems, and a lot of other problems. there is nobody i'd rather run against them little michael. >> dana: little michael, dana. what do you say about the magic that's lacking, i'd agree -- charisma. >> dana: when somebody walks in the room, wanting to be a leader, everybody turns their head and, who is that the room! i've never been into many rooms with him. he just throws that out there. >> juan: what was that? >> dana: i don't know what he meant. >> greg: let's call the ukrainian president. >> i think bloomberg has been convinced that biden's candidacy

is doing. he said he will not get in the race if biden does. biden got in late, waited until april. as soon as he did, bloomberg was like, i'm not going to run for it something changed in his mind that he thinks biden isn't going to make it and elizabeth warren is going to destroy our chances of beating president trump. i alone can fix it. >> greg: he's the fresh new face and he is also 78? so you have joe, bernie, -- jesse colin warren >> greg: it's grumpy old man and mrs. doubtfire. they'll jump into an old tree so they appear younger. >> jesse: and they are all -- >> juan: doesn't that applied to trump? >> greg: he's ageless. >> juan: his unlimited wisdom and guidance. yes. >> jesse: what do you think

about bloomberg? what does that signal to you, juan williams? >> juan: let me say this, i don't think is anything but the democratic primary playing out. last time, you had -- do you think marco rubio should be jealous? little michael? >> dana: i'd be glad! is >> juan: enough , right? because, i mean -- last time was pretty rough. little marco, lying ted, do you want to see that phase, carly i think it's a shot at biden and david axelrod, who manned obama's campaign, said today that he thought that this is a vote of no confidence coming from bloomberg targeted at biden. the second part is the money issue because biden has been struggling with money and bloomberg obviously has unlimited money. wall street this week one of the unsold tories is wall street has just been going bananas over the

idea that liz warren might beat biden and is going to go after wall street. i think that's what we are seeing here. i want to remind you guys that in terms of the popular spirit of america on the left of the right right now, i don't think any billionaire is going to do that well. this is the second building eric. tom steyer and now bloomberg in the democratic race. the rich pay more taxes? good idea. why is the system rig for the rich? jesse colin joe biden had some words for the entry to the race. >> welcome to the race. michael is a solid guy. let's see where it goes. i have no problem with him getting in the race. in terms of he's running because of me? i looked at the polls, i'm pretty far ahead. >> jesse: what do you think of that? speak when he's playing it safe and he's walked back some comments about elizabeth warren

too. what i think it shows is the disconnect and how broad of a chasm there is between donor democrats and the rest of the democratic party. i think bloomberg is no match for a strong biden, but he is a weak biden. first of all, biden has the people of color vote, no way that bloomberg can try to get obviously. but at this point, with that aside, the cash on hand issue, the person who has the most to lose tonight is mayor pete to me because he positioned himself in that lane of the moderate making sense type democrat, not spending $52 trillion on things. i also think what's interesting, the gallup poll that came out, 75% of voters are satisfied with a democratic candidates, and the last time we had a number that was anywhere that close was 2007 when obama, clinton, and john edwards were running. up until now, the numbers have been abysmal. >> jesse: i wonder if john edwards is thinking about

jumping in the race. kamala harris made some news for, i guess, good reasons this time and maybe greg has some thoughts on that. let's hear kamala. >> he's selling us out. he's selling our system of justice, not to mention that he has sold out working people and sold out our value. it's fascinating. if it weren't so troubling it would be incessantly vacillating fascinatinfascinating. i wish i would've taken more psychology classes. >> jesse: she is dialed into a trump rally, she's wired up and has the headphones on, greg. what do you think? >> greg: her entire persona is, "i just can't." the fact is you have to be able to respond and counter that person. she is, likable working the counter at the dmv 15 minutes before the end of her shift, she is looking at the clock and cracking jokes to her friends

while she's down that you are still in line. i can't be bothered... you have to be bothered! i would if she's actually competed in anything because it doesn't seem like she likes to compete. >> jesse: you have to reach out and take the nomination. you look at her and to your point about, it looks like she think everybody agrees with her. she's just in a bubble. >> emily: it's hard to imagine the democrats are mad at facebook for not policing ads or having ads at all. how else could you get a very poorly produced, like that? >> juan: i thought she was screaming. >> jesse: that's the worst ad i've ever seen! i thought it was a beto... >> juan: question for you, jessie.

if bloomberg didn't win next, could beat trump? jesse colin because you live in new york right now, the rest of the country doesn't care about him. they haven't heard good things. they hurt he wants to take your big goal. >> dana: that might be true. but if you are a democratic operative and you have been receiving lots of money from michael bloomberg recently, he has all those initiatives on guns, there are people in the democratic party that have certainly benefited from michael bloomberg emma watson get involved in politics. he could have a lot of influence if you look he made a big difference, he's able to get down below, focused in, and the virginia is a blue state. >> juan: he put 100 million into the 2018 midterms where the democrats gained those 40 plus seats.

i do think, jesse, a better commercial than the one we saw from kamala harris, he'd say i'm a really real billionaire!that trump guye billionaire. >> jesse: i don't see people in iowa caucusing from michael bloomberg. i just don't see that. i'm next, the left in a frenzy to president trump heading to a big college football game this weekend. memory loss related to aging? prevagen is the number one pharmacist-recommended memory support brand. you can find it in the vitamin aisle in stores everywhere. prevagen. healthier brain. better life. billions of problems. sore gums? bleeding gums? painful flossing? there's a therabreath for you. therabreath healthy gums oral rinse fights gingivitis and plaque and prevents gum disease for 24 hours. so you can... breathe easy, there's therabreath at walmart.

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booing. after outrage, and nfl legend terry bradshaw weighing in. >> you have to simply respect the office of the president of united states. it's really right, it's really left, it's angry and it's hostile. i've never seen it in this country. >> juan: emily, you can't stop students from booing. >> emily: you don't like that's the point. the student body president came out and said, you don't brew. the school came out and said, you have to abide by the capstone created, essentially, no conduct unbecoming of a student, and of course you can exercise your first amendment rights. silence speaks volumes that i was raised in raider nation. i know how to shout things. if a president i didn't agree with came, i wouldn't tell me i would stand no matter what.

but on the chair. just do that. >> juan: you've got to close schools in red states, alabama and louisiana state university. it seems to me like a lot of worry. trump should be getting a good reception. is this a sign of some problem? >> jesse: he's not going to get booed at all. there is going to an overwhelming amount of applause. this is the deep south, this is maga country, the student section is maga country for the initial thing is disruptive behavior, which is no streaking. don't do anything crazy to disrupt the school. >> juan: did you hear this? jesse wants streaking. >> dana: i want some drama. >> juan: are you going to watch the game? >> jesse: do you think joe is going have a good game? >> dana: who?

i think go tigers, but don't get mad at me if you are from alabama. the president is exercising excellent political judgment but also it's the benefit of incumbency. he's going to go to the game. it's like when obama went to the ncaa tournament. it's like, oh, that's so cool. he gets to go. if you are the president can you get to go. i would deftly go. also, don't forget, there is a governor's race in louisiana and that election is next saturday. and president trump went this week to do a rally to try to help that republican candidate to beat the incumbent democrat. that's a very close race. i don't know it's going to happen here but doesn't hurt the president is going to this game. >> juan: didn't help in kentucky, did it? >> dana: not for that particular race but all the other ones, it did. >> juan: greg, what do you think about booing? you like to boot grade: >> greg: i'm pro booing, i am pro-cheering. we are talking about booing and

not bombing. you can't spell stock market boom without boo. cnn is counting the amount of times that donald trump says a specific word. they count it 34 times, the expert on the account that he said the whistle-blower was inaccurate 34 times per they have people doing that because they don't have any news to report. they go after misspellings -- we are in a great age where we'll look 30 years and go, man, we didn't have any problems when president kanye west comes in. >> juan: don't get ahead of it... you don't think it's as anything but his weakness that people in red states are telling the kids, don't boo? >> greg: i think this is fake news. i haven't said that in a week. big news! >> juan: kanye west making big news about his potential presidential plan?

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>> emily: welcome back. time for the fastest seven. are you ready for kanye 2024? the rapper is saying he's ready to run. >> when i run for president in 2024 -- what y'all laughing at? when i run for president in 2024, we would've created so many jobs. in fact, i'm going to run, i'm going to walk. >> also saying he change his name to christian genius billionaire. >> juan: wait a minute, christian genius that he can't mimic trump. that's not allowed. he's not going to run. i don't think so. the moment you declare, half the

country doesn't like it. that's what oprah and celebrities don't run for the second point to be made, when you run you have to have a fire in your belly. you have to want it. you can't get out there and how he gave that stair to the audience, you got to love -- you've got to engage the audience. ronald reagan - -- when ronald reagan ran, it wasn't like he was a celebrity who just ran. guess what happened? ronald reagan was governor of california, had run for president twice before. you've got to put up with all that. >> greg: and this is the same argument we did against trump and i'm one of the people who made that argument. reagan was an actor, true, and i honestly don't think trump thought he was going to win when he was going to win that i believe trump has opened the door for kanye. persuasion is more important in politics. i see this wherever i go. i look at people in different ways for that person could do it, that person can't. >> juan: do you think you could do it? >> greg: he's a master persuader.

the art of being memorable -- i'll put it this way. when trump got on stage, everybody kind of faded. >> dana: i have to tell you, kanye versus bernie in 2024 will be so good. the other thing is i admire him for declaring himself a christian, entire album about it, he's living his faith, it's not easy to talk about your faith because you start getting attacked from other people. the other thing i love about it is he said the new yeezy sneaker will be made in cody wyoming and will move the headquarters to cody wyoming. and they'll make good shoes there. >> jesse: the secret weapon is kim kardashian. kris jenner is pulling the public strings here. >> emily: he's a phenom and if he declares absently he will win. here is wiper he has part of a platform already been talked

about an eco-conscious fashion line that'll bring all of his jobs to north america to south america. his wife through criminal justice reform, messaging for people of color that basically say, you are not a voting bloc, you are unique to the amount of capital they have between the two of them on the table alone, $610 million. and anything they put their mind on, they can do. next topic, if you're in the topic for a new mate, you might want to consider a conservative because a new study finds who lean right are better daters but they are more upfront what they're looking for and value family and friendships more. i'm going to go to you also, one one. >> juan: i saw a study that said liberals have more fun. i will take the fun, but my wife is more conservative than i am. i'll let her take the family values. >> jesse: conservatives can pay for dinner. that's why they are better daters. >> juan: is that right?

you've never asked me out. >> dana: i don't necessarily believe the study. i don't think it's right. what i hope is that people start realizing that you are not going to meet the perfect person when you are 38 -- in their minds in their 20s, i'm going to meet the perfect person, i'm 38 -- if you meet somebody along the way and make a commitment earlier than that. >> jesse: we know people who are in their mid-30s, you know who i'm talking about, they are single and they are just waiting for the right person. >> dana: who are you talking about? >> jesse: there's people out there. they know who they are. >> dana: i don't know who you are talking about... >> jesse: there's a lot of single people in their 30s! >> dana: whatever. >> greg: garbage survey. go ahead. move on. >> emily: next topic. ♪ what's in this drink

john legend teaming up with take a listen. >> ♪ i think they should rejoice ♪ >> ♪ if i have one more drink ♪ >> ♪ it's your body, your choice ♪ >> emily: make a new song, leave that classic out of it. >> greg: i listen to some of the song and i thought it was fine. at that point, he is sacrificing art for politics. i don't know if he's doing it tongue-in-cheek -- if he's doing it tongue-in-cheek, that's funny and it's a parody. but no real artist would change a song for a political reason, because that makes you not a artist but a propagandist. >> dana: i like the original. >> jesse: who is he married to, chrissy teigen? i'm wondering if he had their

first date, he asked for all sorts of permission and consent or sent over a drink and put his arm around her. i am saying to him but doesn't sound like the way it really went down. >> emily: they met on the set of the music video and if that's on the workplace if anything was violated there. >> juan: i like the song a lot and i mentioned we were doing this on the show and they said, hey, in the #metoo era, you can say, baby, it's cold outside -- >> greg: it's free speech! >> dana: truth is a defense. it's cold outside! >> juan: they say root cause. >> jesse: you should be better daters! >> juan: we all believe in a free market do we all if you don't like it, don't buy it. >> dana: friday fan mail is nextce.

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>> greg: there you go. fan mail friday. answering your questions. this is a great question from gina l. made me think. what's the strangest thing you

know too much about. emily? >> emily: i will type this. my dad is a pathologist. for thanksgiving, or turkeys would literally be quartered and i would learn that ship. autopsies and diseases. welcome. >> greg: he cuts open a turkey like a human body would? >> emily: in perfect quarters. it's fascinating. >> greg: good to know, juan. >> juan: i'm kind of spooked out. the donner party. the strangest thing you know too much about. different points of my life. i was in my basement recently and i saw about the logix of magis mathematics.this is too much! but people will asked me about things about baseball and i read box scores but that's a strange stuff.

greg that is weird. it's almost obsessive, jesse. >> jesse: i don't know much about anything, greg. nothing that strange either. really! >> dana: no answer. i would say twitter. it's awful. i shouldn't know much about it. >> greg: everything i know it is strange. i have no knowledge of normal things like sports. what's up with the oakland raiders? which is strange but i know everything about the oakland raiders from '74, '79, and possibly 80. >> jesse: you know everything about classical horror movies. that's strange. >> greg: anything from movies, i could talk for days. >> juan: who sang that song -- greg nozick right away. >> greg: i spent a lot of time alone in a room. do you really want to know why? tune in tomorrow.

from frenchy -- this is a good question. what kind of neighbor are you? >> dana: i'm the best neighbor. >> jesse: you don't have kids. >> dana: i don't cook. but i will bring by a little present and also if someone gives me flowers on a thursday when i'm leaving to go away the weekend, i will give the flowers to a neighbor so they don't go to waste. >> greg: what if they have allergies? >> dana: i haven't thought about that. >> greg: here, eat some peanuts, kid with peanut allergies -- perino. >> jesse: the first time i moved into my set up all the flower alarms. >> greg: good or bad neighbor? >> juan: i think i'm a pretty good neighbor, but i'm not the there. >> emily: i'm the best neighbor in a house because i'm super strict with my holiday decorations for the go up immediately and they go down immediately.

in an apartment i'm horrible because i play music loudly. >> greg: i'm a bad neighbor in that i've been living the same place for four years and have yet to purchase drapes. but there's not a lot to see. >> jesse: there's not a lot to see. >> greg: people put drapes on the outside but we have scaffolding so that's nice. anyway, what annoys you the most about people in a grocery store? >> juan: i've got one. they have a term for this. fluffing. they stand at the checkout counter and you think they are done because you are trying to get out of there and they are, like, looking for their coupons, they take -- you didn't pack this right. >> greg: where i'm from, fluffing has a different meaning. >> jesse: have you ever been rammed in the back of the ankle by a grocery cart? those people are the worst. >> emily: people in the middle of the aisle. stick to the right!

>> dana: people who stick stuff back in the wrong spot. >> jesse: i definitely do that all the time. all the time. >> greg: the person who decides -- they are at the counter and they leave and they leave their stuff. "oh, i forgot! i was supposed to" -- "i'll be right back." good questions today. one more thing next. ade of doing what's right, not what's easy. so when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. that's how you do it right. usaa insurance is made just the way martin's family needs it - with hassle-free claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started. because doing right by our members, that's what's right. usaa. what you're made of, we're made for. usaa

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>> dana: time now for one more thing. we have a special celebration happening tomorrow. today is emily's happy birthday eve. she has a big birthday happening tomorrow. happy birthday to you. and johnny is bringing us some cupcakes. happy, happy birthday! >> greg: remember that?

>> dana: it is quite remarkable that you are going to be 40. >> emily: thank you so much! >> greg: what are you doing for your birthday? >> emily: so much. you guys, thank you. >> jesse: you are welcome. >> emily: i'm going to take the second to say that at this age i get to be here with you, it's amazing to me. greg called and we were meeting to talk to you about that... when you are done with your cupcake, could you go to human resources? >> dana: happy birthday. jesse? >> jesse: watters' world, we have a better quiz edition for veterans day. here's a sneak peek. monday is a holiday. do you know holiday it is? >> black friday?

not thanksgiving... because it's easter. >> jesse: it's not easter, it's veterans day. we have a good epstein investigation coming up. >> dana: i got canceled for that? >> jesse: have a cupcake. >> greg: greg gutfeld show tomorrow night. i've got scott adams. i've got the great comedian dave smith. i got kat timpf. i've got cyrus. he's filming a movie in new orleans or something. i don't know. also, time for this. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great almost build the cupcakes. halloween was a week ago. i don't remember. it's stupid, even though you go to the gym like this little sucker right here. all he does is he keeps eating and eating, the stupid halloween

candy he got last week. this is me, by the way, every day because of the stairs on the 21st floor they've got a huge bag of candy. i go to the gym every day and i cancel it up by going to your stupid bucket of candy and i eat five snickers -- they have these new candies now! they have mixed crap together. wait a minute! ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great >> juan: you've got your tree in your bag. are you guys ready for some football? friday night lights big in texas, but it's what took place after the game between german high in mesquite hai last friday that went viral. take a look. those images of mesquite's tie jordan from rival teams became a bigger story than the game. tie jordan's mom is battling cancer and it's his rifle who he

knew from football that suggested they pray for his mom. the expression of compassion has been seen a hundred thousand times over the internet. >> as soon as it blew up, i was very surprised by it. i wasn't expecting it to be like that. i was just doing it for him and doing it for his mom and family. >> juan: clearly those kids are big winners. >> dana: absolutely. emily, birthday girl? >> emily: commuters in london were in for possum treat coming to this railway station saw th this. these adorable 16 golden retriever is lining up on their own patiently waiting for a train. they were there for a photo as part of a charity calendar to raise money for a local energy dell like animal shelter. >> greg: where is the possum? >> emily: including one shot -- dog day at the movie theater.

>> greg: what's the possum? >> emily: pawsome. >> dana: will see you back here on monday! have a great weekend. >> bret: resident trump says he has no worries about the increase in inquiries so far as his staff members do not show up to testify. bernie sanders takes the far left of the immigration debate, we'll take a look at his policy. former new york mayor michael bloomberg enters his first presenter primary. we will get reaction from the competition. plus, the panel takes a trip to candidate casino and has winners and losers as well. this is "special report." ♪ good evening, welcome to new york. i'm bret baier. president trump says he's not stressing about anything right now in the impeachment inquiry.