of you. thanks for watching, jeanine, advocating for truth, justice and the american way. i'll see yday. [cheering] >> come here, say a couple of words. come on. [laughter] we call that hug the biden. [laughter] [cheering] >> all right. how old is your son? how old is young man there? how old is your son? how old are you?

how old? eight. let me tell you, he's a. he knows energy better than joe biden's son. [laughter] >> so true. that's not saying much. hunter biden is in the relocation in his state bathroom. the media continues to rope themselves over phone call. i just told them about to come over and see the fake news. >> got to come over and see the fake news. what he did is quid pro quo times ten. liar. adam schiff is a corrupt politician. that's not giving us do process, not giving us lawyers and despite all this, we are kicking their.

as mark. >> we don't deserve him. how did tina cover the artificial impeachment looks accounted for its. the president said over and over, accounted 34 times that the whistleblower was highly accurate. >> good for you, young man. how many did you count? >> accounted 34 times. the whistleblower was highly inaccurate. >> how many? >> accounted 34 separate times. >> this is what that guy did with his week. [laughter] could have found 12 will become a hot drink. no, let's count how many times trump has been accurate. excuse me, ms.. i counted 12 freckles on the back of your neck. what are you doing later? [laughter]

the dems are worried, especially with everyone and all the moving parts coming to light. the 2-year-old tweets by the whistleblower lawyer preaching impeachment and infiltrating cnn in the process, apparently the to have started. >> whistleblower's attorney sent in 2017, it has started in the impeachment will follow. >> from the lawyer. a sleaze ball. he said i predict cnn website a key role in wheeled donald trump not finishing out his first. can you believe this? >> it sounds like news. how might cnn tackle it? with account his words or check spelling? mark there's hamburgers, smoking

done, it's not that but. the teachers are horrified. spelling errors growth 188 spelling errors. [laughter] >> us some hard-hitting reporting. captain pills very. [laughter] i don't even know what that means. but who need we'll use when titles are out there? >> forget your phone networks will epstein revelation. how is it that the network demand production for the special whistleblower because he will. but when the bear coverage about molesting, it disappears. it makes you wonder what cnn foot cover intensive real news. what does fdr in writing tell

you about it sold? we are about to put a man on the moon but without our astrologers have to say about women's self-esteem? cnn most avoiding real things in this sea of what is. >> are you comfortable with asking foreign entities for he help? you're comfortable because that's how you think it works. >> anything that could help that, with not vote for him. >> if he was shot, would you vote for him? >> she liked asking that a little too much. that mission statement focused on that things that might happ happen, good things that are. if he shot someone on fifth ave., would you vote for him?

>> i don't know quite. [laughter] >> that's a great answer. it would depend on why. let's hearing the facts first. they could report rob o'neill broke into guy's house and shot him in the face. it changes when you add the face of bin laden. adam schiff denounced his public impeachment hearings this book begins with justifying the relevance of the witnesses. because they are worried. the more think realize the wiki weaker than them. >> now adam schiff tries to take a video. >> i don't feel that great. [laughter]

[laughter] >> vaping. leonardo dicaprio. >> i get millennial's. impossible. [laughter] [laughter] remember that the said how inappropriate was to use the word true. now the lord consented to it twice, give me say it now? i say yes. it's one just the dems would rather burn the house down the do their own dishes. >> now adam schiff reenacts his favorite scene. >> let me understand this. maybe it's me. i'm a little bleak maybe. i am funny, how?

like i'm a clown? [laughter] i make you laugh? i'm here to amuse you? what you mean, funny? funny how? how it might funny? [laughter] [applause] >> next week, there will be grand standing and not so grandstanding. it will never be with the dems wanted it will be the russians 4.0. the public, they've been through this before. the guy who always invites you for dinner and then tries to get you to buy timeshare. then with russia, now they are going four thirds. i don't think it will work.

right? should tries to make a paper airplane. [laughter] labs must. [laughter] the landing. [laughter] >> let's welcome tonight just. behavior economics, the most amazing book i've ever read. scott adams. [cheering] give him liberty. the podcast part of the problem, dave smith.

[cheering] always complaining. [cheering] and his top hat is still been daylight savings time. host of fox nation. [cheering] what are you thinking of this whole impeachment process? >> i don't think it's going anywhere. these are quandaries list persuasions. if you ask them what's the strong one? now get back to you on that. nine times zero, that's what we've got. maybe if we get that tenth one. >> i can't wait to use out on someone. >> everybody has a long list. it works though. it's true. if somebody has one big thing,

if they come at you with a list, you ask the most important one and they have to solve that. if they can't, nothing. >> if you get to the ninth thing, do they say good argument, i give up. no. they start with the first one. what's the best one? knockdown down, what you think about the others? >> no. crush them. >> i think i was hypnotized by all that. [laughter] i agree with this guy. i think donald trump is a better chance he gets impeached then the reelection. i don't think it's that crazy. even though there's nothing there. donald trump is still entertaining. i don't think he's doing a great job but he's a lot of fun.

i'm sure i would be over. this will get old and then you see the rallies at the other d day. >> so true. have you found it riveting? >> i thought the miss spelling investigation was quite riveting. i wonder how large the team was they have on that. just like the picture of the dog last week, he's on the same people same trump is dangerous for a monster. same thing, if i thought he was a dangerous monster, probably wouldn't be talking about that seven. ted bundy, no the spelling? no. i don't think that was an oversight. [laughter] i think that was because he was a monster.

their goal is to get the office i think the single voter says i was behind him until his misspellings on foot. television. >> can get one supporter to say that. >> we have to find that one person. they will have to do it then. what are your thoughts on this? >> i was reminded of previous one is going to talk time. i was dating a school teacher. i remember she was counted ten friends last night. he said the f word 47 times.

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other theories. thinking moves to join. i wonder if there's any break trump will rather focus. >> there's nobody i would rather biggest michael. >> liz and bernie the top your body to get billionaires might

away. in pubs an actual billionaire. they should jump him and sealed his father in his pants. [laughter] is this something or is it nothing? >> making this a nothing. >> a nothing. bloomberg soaking up the headlines, what better way than to talk about trump for income tax cuts. $2000. seamer so system of justice. >> amazing.

>> there is actually a commercial. the most uninspiring candidate since carl was elected mayor of tennessee when he was dead. [laughter] did you imagine during career day? she grimaces more than a constipated wrestler. sorry. [laughter] now she wants to keep kids in school until 6:00 p.m. a family-friendly school fact to line schools schedules with parents schedules. right now, reading scores stinks. 35% of fourth graders are proficient. [laughter] is more school the answers? no. bottom line, there's only one thing you should do after class.

sixty years for that. [laughter] to have a choice. bloomberg, kamala. what is your pick? >> to talk about? not to support? i think kamala harris is very charismatic. it was so authentic, she didn't study psychology anymore, then she wouldn't be a cop. i think it was one policy that's the reason for the vast majority of the problems we have, the government controls the schools. the idea that we want to put kids in these government prisons for longer, is the worst thing i could hear them ever proposed.

[cheering] >> if you put someone through 16 years of anything, they should come out as best man. [laughter] after 16 years, secondarily bellhop. you catch a kid at eight should be a navy seal classical violin. but they are not. we are not teaching them anything. you're not focusing on pellets. >> their strategy is terrible. some democrats are trying to get 16 euros to vote in one of them is trying to jail them for another few hours. i think they thought they would vote democrat. i know, more school. [laughter] trump supporters right there.

>> exactly. how do you feel about bloomberg entering? >> he is right on a lot of things. democrats, they are bad. they are really bad. the one who's doing the best, if you ask him, he would say, i don't know. [laughter] that's your frontrunner. that's the guy running away with it all. they are like no, back over here. i think he's accurate for doing that. i think the reactions from the leaders is pretty good. that's the democratic party. i think president donald trump getting impeached and run again and again.

that's how bad they are. [laughter] [cheering] >> do you think they should be in school until 6:00 p.m.? >> the idea here is that some parents, it be better for their schedule. there's no issue with a need for that. my mom was a school social worker and she helped with kids after school. i would go with her sometimes and that's great but the problem i have, that should be expectations that the government takes care of your kids all the time. i don't have kids but if i ever did, however that works, i don't think i would say my work here is done. who's going to take care of us? i know. no, you still have a kid.

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[♪] aishah: live from "america's news headquarters," i'm aishah hasnie. michael bloomberg potentially jumping in late to an already crowded field of 2020 democratic candidates. he decide skip the early states other candidates have spent months campaigning in. he plans to work in california and virginia. over the weekend, it marks 30 years since the fall of the berlin wall. german chancellor angela merkel participated in a candlelighting

ceremony. the wall stood for over 20 years and became a potent symbol of the cold war. i'm aishah hasnie. injuries rep. this happened in september. >> as bilbo seeks to hook up, bill is doing standup. the longest to her ever hillary and chelsea clinton worked on the late show during the monologue i guess they can't afford security. [laughter] he told jokes of their own, if you could call the jokes. >> anyone should be telling trump jokes, it's me. [laughter] 50% of trump's tweet has been attacked from people. one 100% attacked from the english language.

it came out to a total of 6000 tweets attacking people. even more surprising, only 3000 of them were about my e-mails. >> i like that she so but to promote of the eggs. [laughter] repeating america. she made a great reminder, she's not in the white house. it's odd considering how hilarious she was on the campaign trail. here's proof. >> i still think about the 2016 election. i still regret the mistakes i

made. [laughter] i support our democracy. sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. [laughter] will do my best. as your president, to try reaching out to find common ground with anybody. last month i'm trying to figure out how we get them to go to the polls. [laughter] >> she's trying to be unfunny? >> i'm not a fan of her, never has been, never will be. she has accomplished a lot in her life to be fed. one thing she has not is ever having a single job land. ever. it's almost impressive. they're capable of being funny

on accident or something i have had viruses with a sense of humor. the pokémon go to the polls one, sometimes i can't sleep at night thinking about the fact that happened. she should stop with the jokes do but she's better at, i don't know, drinking chardonnay? >> she reminds me of the old coworker keeps showing up at work but there's an alumni association. she said the saturn version of david wilkerson days. >> you are just being sweet hear. she stopped by. the only saving grace she has is that she's funnier that her daughter. [laughter] i don't like to throw this is take on people but you got to know some of their family, somebody needs to have a family

meeting. we are not going on tv anymore no more tv we often. we do america says stop. i know what this is one of 25, race? you left. >> not to make the life of her just. >> no. twelve should off the insane asylum. i think she genuinely should be present. >> i felt that for her. the first time i ever felt bad

for you. losing your job, that could be a really tough thing. imagine if you go up, you would be the most powerful thing on the planet, find out your prize is telling portable jokes on the "late, late show". that has to be relevant. >> it is. we are going about their ratings, by the way. [cheering] we don't have to hold these. we have people. cap. >> thus the sweetest thing i've ever she finds the only skill that trump is also better at. last month was she going to do unless she has a cast, she doesn't have a plan after that.

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jt. you did something that triggered a lot of people yesterday releasing the name of the whistleblower. that's something dictators do. >> thank you. >> you have heard a lot of people. >> are you thinking about it? >> i am not thinking about running. >> thank you. >> i know yelling. >> everybody stop, it's hard to give. >> it's a terrific book. [cheering] >> oh my god. i think they are a little biased. otherwise known as a circle of hell. i'd rather dominate a game of

corporal. [laughter] [laughter] >> yes, doris. that's the deal. >> "the view"? >> yes. what you exactly is that? [laughter] we will you even get started. i guess good for them forth going on the shelf because the only thing we are missing pitchforks.

i don't know what message they are trying to teach anyone but a lot of hypocrisy in there. meghan was talking about what your family has done to people. i love john mccain but didn't he get on the boat that killed a lot of people? twenty how it's a really sad show. that's in the morning time? >> it's not at 11:00 a.m. >> too early for all that he's. >> i have mike captain barry crouch. >> they are delivering this argument, "the view". there's a lot of people who said that they can't do that. >> i don't understand why anyone watches the show. you get one sentence and the

crowd goes nuts over the smallest thing. then they all talk over each other for three minutes. what are you watching here? it's not even just that meghan is saying your family because all these problems. she invoked that family who lost their kid in the war in iraq. she's like but you need to. >> i love that he's throwing it back at joy. you are black bait and they all freaked out. but wait a minute, what if i google. no, she didn't. i google her and that comes up. don't they know everyone would look that? >> what did they think would happen? she'll be nice but you're trying to sell the book --

>> not as good. >> i believe the audience probably went right to the bookstore. they all get ten copies. >> that's still 20 a book. [laughter] even if they burn the book, they still have to buy it. did you watch the field? >> nothing makes me feel like "the view". it's a little awkward for me, is a good friend of mine but when i saw she would be on, my first thought was that there's going to be some yelling. there's never yelling on the show but there was yelling and everybody upset. i was just thinking, they are promoting a book called triggered. [laughter] he could have asked for nothing

more. it would have been possible to have dialogue with them but i think would have to with him and calmed her and why do you believe what you believe? he would have been my. that's all he could have asked for. >> joy uses that, they have a free speech. they were going off don junior and he said but i am a comedian. it's like no, the same as you. >> is a joke, you owe your phone buzzed. everyone is responsible for what they say. >> i would rather have the experience that had the quinces.

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>> if you're always tardy you live long and hardy from school called harvard key to happiness is to never be on time. researchers found that people who are constantly late for things tend to live longer, happier lives. they're also calm or have lower blood pressure and a lower risk of heart disease. which i guess make sense your lateness is stress the rest of us punctual peel out. meaning, seriously -- you only live longer by comparison because conscientious people like me are dying sooner so enjoy your calm happy life people who are always late pep and know that you killed the rest of us. i'm always early. here's me driving to the airport. six hourses before my flight --

[laughter] first one there. scott, you know, you cover a lot of habit of very successful people. i actually show pull at airports before some of them are open. >> i was wondering about this story because i was late to two interviews yesterday. and it didn't make me happy. i realized i think i'm doing it wrong. what are they doing what they're not going there? >> right? >>i'm looking for my stuff my bt and they might be doing something enjoyable during that time maybe. >> like it is a massive strange crazy orgy that involves food. >> that's what i was going to say. >> yes. i wish you would have said it and not me now the audience is looking at me weird, dave. [laughter] i'm in an orgy of food around a bunch of meat. maybe i should shut up, dave. >> this is making it worse.

>> making it worse. cakes pastries. efnlings another question, greg. [laughter] does this bother you it means narcissistic careless people are happier, right? >> but i guess that make sense because if you're not burdened bit fact that you're putting everybody else out then you're going to have a pretty happy life. all right i would -- here i was running late car late to pick me up and i was pretty happy all of the time. it wasn't a problem so i was really worried that i was going to be late to the show and as i was coming in i saw you -- filming the five -- from outside like i'll be okay >> we film that on saturday. damn it, dave. >> oh. let me reveal -- greg in a dress -- >> don't pay attention. pay no attention. >> attacked -- are you an early -- you're early aren't you? >> yeah.

everyone is late sometimes. you know, like traffic or like your cat throw up in your shoe or high school ex-boyfriend post wedding photos did he do better or not? in general i'm actually very early -- and that's, you know, the reason why the people who are late all of the time if you're late all of the time it is just that you don't care that's why. because you only have to worry about you are only worried about yourself and not making other people feel, and you know that must make you happier. because other people can be difficult to deal with at times. >> yes. they have emotions like you do. >> uh-huh. it is crazy. but it is true. plus i have to like worry about taking care of my cats. >> yeah, it is true that's true. you know -- i care about everybody some say too much. so i'm -- some do say so i show up hours early before everything. everything -- and maybe does that mean i'm going to die young? >> i don't know. i can speak usually i don't speak for all black people but i

know we hate being late so much we invengted time so we wouldn't be late. >> we literally be there at 7:00 oh that's black time. that's how much we hate being late. i think studies like this are done by people who are bored with their jobs. and just want to get become at management to make excuse for their own tardiness. every time i've been late for something that meant something i lost it whether it was a job so free time because you don't got a job now because i don't care how many jokes i crack what's going on guys i just got here. what's the question where are we at greg. how many week before another dude in this chair beside me? [laughter] >> don't go anywhere. we'll be right back. we're related to them? we're portuguese? i thought we were hungarian.

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