next. ♪ ♪ >> dana: hello, everyone, i'm dana perino along with emily compagno, juan williams, greg gutfeld, and jesse watters. this is "the five." the battle of the billionaires and on michael bloomberg officially coming in the 2020 race and wasting no time going after president trump. >> he decided to run because i think it's time to change. donald trump has not been a good president. we need to change that. also this country is being pulled apart. we need to pull it together and make sure we help everybody across the country share in the great american dream.

>> dana: the former new york city mayor trying to start his candidacy with a massive ad buy. over $30 million to influence voters in key primary states and the company he founded "bloomberg news" caused controversy per the news outlets as it'll continue their "tradition" of not investigating bloomberg, his family, foundation, and will do the same with other democratic candidates. president trump is not off-limits. going to continue to cover him. can get into all of this. juan, can i go to you first? what is the constituency for a bloomberg run? >> juan: you have a lot in the donor class on the democratic side, wall street side who historically backed hillary clinton and are externally nervous about elizabeth warren. they were in apoplexy. they thought, if elizabeth warren gets it, what

do we do? it was bill gates who said, maybe i would look at trump, right? that gives you an idea what's going on there. now we have a billionaire versus a billionaire. i think it's a real billionaire versus a guy who got his start from his dad and took advantage of backup c laws. >> jesse: okay... >> juan: i guess you could say people who say, it's about the economy. i want someone who has a proven track record but i'm a pragmatist, centrist, joe biden is not going to get it. vote for michael bloomberg! >> dana: president trump enter the primary june 2015 and steamrolled the whole thing for didn't have to spend all of his own money, able to build a constituency and there was a lot of demand at that point for his presidency. >> jesse: yeah. money can't buy you love. jeb bush got three delegates. that's $50 million per delicate. i do not think bloomberg has any

charisma print he's got the charisma of a lamp. there is no constituency. skip everything until super tuesday and say, hey, i'm here, guys. all it does right now is it gives bernie and the war in a punching bag. it keeps some donor money on the sideline for mayor pete and joe biden and drops and a lot of negative advertising against donald trump in the media markets per the fact of the media thinks it's fair to say that we are only going to investigate trump and not investigates democrats bear they think it's ethical move? >> dana: that's only bloomberg. >> jesse: but nobody cares about this! >> dana: i think they are getting a lot of heat. i think so. >> greg: imagine if the chief of police decides to run for mayor and the police force as,

you know what, we are not going to arrest him. anybody else, just to be fair. i was just licking the democrats need more billionaires and i love how bernie is pistol off it's a testament to america and the free market system that the most famous socialist on earth is pulling in millions of dollars. capitalism raises all boats, including the ones with holes in them, i.e., a socialist. here is my theory i did all my research from strangers on twitter. they are reliable. they are often more right than wrong. is this all an act? because bloomberg knows he's not going to win. he is entering the race to get around the campaign finance law so he can run and lists anti-trump ads which then helps all the democrats. he's just finding a way to spend

$40 million on the democratic party to beat trump. it's not about him, it's about the party. i read that on twitter. >> jesse: i like that. >> greg: is there any hole in that theory? >> jesse: i think there's a second compare is c. i think cable news >> juan: that's the title of our segments! >> jesse: everyone else on tv! emily! the other candidates >> dana: the other candidates have thoughts about bloomberg getting in. >> election should not be for sale. >> we did not believe that billionaires have the right to buy elections. that's why this to bloomberg's not going to get very far in this election. >> money is sadly a very big factor in american politics. and who might win.

>> i don't think people are going to buy it. you put a bunch of money and may be the argument is i've got more money than the guy in the white house. i don't think they are going to buy that. >> dana: what do you think i'm a ,emily? >> emily: you can see by who he is putting it is stable. he is prepared for $150 million digital ad defensive but look who is behind it, the former cmo of facebook harry briggs and he ran marketing at paypal and google and pepsi motorola. bloomberg is so serious, he is purchasing the presidency is coming in at a million different forms in the final point, people have the largest issues with his whole media strategy include his own press pool. the former washington bureau chief for bloomberg, megan murphy, basically said it's staggering that you would stifle essentially this army of reporters that should be

reporting on these essential monumental aspects of what is the most definable election of our time, so they are upset. >> jesse: did you notice that all of the democratic candidates attacked bloomberg so aggressively and they never really said anything that harsh against each other? it's like, they hate success and capitalism and wealth more than anything. >> greg: does that prove my point? it's an act! he's going to come in and spend all that money at trashing tru trump. >> juan: i love you guys. >> greg: tell me what's wrong with it! >> juan: "it's a conspiracy" -- it's just not true. >> greg: tell me what's wrong with it! >> juan: what you just saw was a genuine expression of anti-millionaire/billionaires sentiment from people who say the populist energy on the democratic party left, sanders and warren, is about saying we should pay more in taxes. bloomberg said pay more. i think you are starting to

reach this at a start is wall street is anxious about it. >> greg: liz should be tough. another lie about her son not being in public school appear that's a third lie right now. i think biden is a little ticked off. it's like bumper pool. bloomberg could just be playing bumper pool, knocking biden the way so someone else like buttigieg could have a clear path for but i'm still going to go back. i don't see any logical argument against what i said about the ads -- which i credit twitter. >> jesse: i think you can buy the white house. >> greg: it's too late to buy it. >> emily: if he is the largest pond, essentially... >> greg: go straight to the top! look at jesse's hair, go straight to the top!

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>> greg: i hope you didn't catch that. when you're in the media and out of ideas, you resort to the smear and with the smear of a leader doesn't provide you the double meaning hit, you expand your attacked anybody who supports the guy. remember the deplorable's, a word to describe 60 million people. we got a new one to those trump supporters, they seem like a

cold, don't they? >> more calls have been popping up more and more. two weeks on this program, anthony's garbage he talked about his claim that trump supporters are in a cold. increasingly cultish. in "the washington post," john weaver said that the g.o.p. is not a party anymore in the traditional sense, it's a cold. >> greg: nearly half the country is a cold. they believe in freethinking, truth, justice, it's their way but usually a cult is defined by a group that demands legions and secrets he, like cnn. it encumbrances anybody who doesn't watch cnn, all of america who plugged their ears at the new york bar to avoid don lemons whining. when they can't explain to themselves why they are still losing.

many supporters have many passionate meat i remind you that 90% of trump media coverage is against him for its lockstep journalism. one that had demands adherence. >> it's like a cult of personality. >> cultish devotion. >> a destructive clut. >> the president using mind control. >> becoming a clut. it's frightening that you are a clut expert and you see all the signs in american politics. >> greg: what does that sound? looks like your programming could use some deprogramming. that's a good one. not aihara krishna. i give that on one to dana. i'm going to tell you that i have used this cheap shot before when i was describing the media

under obama, but i wasn't describing supporters, how like there was an eight year coma. i wouldn't go after half the country who loved him. >> dana: especially if you want to win again. do you remember after the 2016 election, there was a series of articles for 18 months where reporters went out on a journey to america to try and understand all of these voters. especially the voters that had voted for obama and then voted for trump. that comment to me, that is about a cry for help that we need change, we need something different, it's not about being -- what is it? what did hillary clinton call them? deplorable pluralist a lot of the candidates are doing this now, especially mayor pete. in all his interviews, he's cleanly saying, i get it, let's try to work together. he's trying to be the person who is trying to work together in

the push them apart. >> greg: you can argue the people who were talking about obama supporters being cultish are missing his appeal and missing the reason why he won and all that stuff. i would say it's the same here, if you dismiss supporters being cultists, you'll miss the reason why he won. >> juan: yes. if you are trying to diminish people, you're locked into it but i do think there's a reason they are saying this, greg, and it's hard politics. i think it was washington journal/nbc when they did polling and asked republicans, are you more loyal to the republican party or president trump, the answer came back more than 50% said my loyalty is the president trump, by about 30% said my loyalty is to the republican party. that's what you see a lot of the top republicans in capitol hill saying we can't challenge donald trump because trump controls the party. >> greg: i think you are right. >> juan: you can say that they are all zombies -- no, i think

it works out. if you are 100% behind trump or 0% behind him. i would say to you, tell me three things anybody disagrees on trump on. >> jesse: he's getting rebuked by republicans all the time! hysteria! deterred! twitter! rhetoric! china! health care! juan, this guy gets killed by his own party constantly. they wanted nothing to do with them before the election! mccain, romney! people are retiring left and right! this guy has some sort of lockstep on the republican party? this is the entire reality! >> juan: last week i sat through the impeachment hearings. here's what republicans said. the whistle-blower? not his fault. the impeachment? it's in the legal crew! not impeachment, and illegal

crew! >> greg: let's not talk about impeachment, its data! >> juan: this is what senator kennedy of louisiana said, we do not know if russia or ukraine >> jesse: it were independence that bailed on it! >> juan: trump says the polls have come against impeachment. the poles have not! >> jesse: yes they have, juan. >> greg: emily? you have experienced being in a clut being a fan of the oakley behaviors oakland raiders. to juan '., why not pledge alliance -- >> emily: you are loyal to

people, not things. i was taught i was in a cult because i was i in a sorority in college. >> greg: you did slaughter that goat. >> juan: it's called a sacrifice. and she was young. >> emily: it's simple to alienate people and what i don't understand is the continued failure to grasp how that elitist name calling, talking, patronizing mentality is exactly the reason why people who support trump feel heard by him. why they continue to support him, why they continue to feel disconnected from these talking heads in the mainstream media and the people controlling the democratic party. it is so simple, i don't understand why it continues to flyby the eyes of everyone in charge. >> greg: that's a good way to end this segment. >> dana: wonderful. >> greg: the fbi reportedly turning up the heat on prince andrew and other ties to the pedophile jeff epstein.

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>> juan: several new developments in the jeffrey epstein's scandal the two guards charged with lying about checking on the sex offender will go to trial in april. they are accused of then falsifying paperwork to cover up their negligence and all of that is happening while the fbi focuses in on two key players. the bureau reportedly looking at ways it can interview prince andrew over his ties to epstein. this is big. the report say epstein's former girlfriend and ready to talk with the fbi. >> jesse: she allegedly was a

bookkeeper, legend to participate in some of the group sex she knows a lot if it's true. she's one of the name coconspirators. les wexner is someone the fbi needs to look at. he's about worth $6 billion, owns victoria secret prayer in his only known client the jeffrey epstein's ever had become a questions about how epstein used his access to modeling agencies to access girls overseas. i'd like to see prince anderson at them with the fbi although that's never going to happen. he says he's willing. you see among bbc? it just says the bbc is the lead media agency going after the story when abc, an american company, spike this. >> juan: emily, explained to

me the deal. they cannot extradite the prints. is he under oath? if i talk to the fbi, i know i go to jail if i lied. >> emily: we talked about this a little bit more, most compelling is the relationship we have in the royal family and great britain and only if there is an existing relevant trial would we then have to go to the ford office of britain going after a civil suit and criminally, he'll have to answer to the charges of the woman who alleged that he raped and assaulted her as a minor. there are so many steps to actually compelling him here illegally and i want to point out there are other fish in the water that are probably of much more value to the fbi to investigate and try to find who were these key players in the recruitment? for example, join us joe berg was the masseuse and air hostess

on the private jet. she alleges she had sexual act with her. going back to the night of epstein's... death. every 30 minutes meeting that the guards failed to check on him 16 times for that's a lot and i know they are professing their innocence and do not want to be blamed as a scapegoat, but that is a massive failure of any corrections officer. 16 times. >> dana: one of the defense attorneys for the two prison guards said, well, everybody has fallen asleep on the job for a while appeared that's the defense, that's not very good. >> juan: to continue with you, dana, apparently the prince's daughter, public relations advisor which told him to do he's thinking of doing another interview. what would you advise? >> dana: that i don't know which daughter it was, i don't

think it's ever a good idea to take p.r. advice from a family member. because they are not objective enough. they might see -- if you're advising your dad and you think, of course my dad would be able to handle an interview, i think taking advice from anyone in your family is not the best id idea. the p.r. expert who was on the staff resigned right before the interview because they knew it was going to be a disaster. they thought it was bad. >> juan: what you think about these people coming forward? >> greg: i don't know. the queen, she canceled prince andrew's 60th birthday. he's the real victim here. he was looking forward to teenaged girls jumping out of the cake. >> dana: no... >> greg: smart people say if you want to look at the story, look at where they go sufficiently silent. and that's the media. i've been reviewing the last -- i'm looking at antonin scalia's

death. i thought that was clean. my buddy sent me a story on jean seaburg who died mysteriously of suicide and i'm looking at all these stories of abuse. if i start talking about chemtrail's but you have to take me out to the woods and shoot me -- >> emily: got it. >> jesse: i am not the crazy one... >> greg: i'm okay -- here's the thing! i'm still inclined to tour the suicide because this is an incompetent system, the prison system. it's like the dmv with stun guns. there is chaos, waste, ineptitude. maybe he hung himself because he could, right? it was homicide by neglect. >> jesse: the lawyer a day before he allegedly committed suicide said he was in great spirits. >> dana: he was also a psychopath. >> greg: psychopaths don't usually kill themselves, don't they?

>> dana: i don't think she'd voluntarily talk to the fbi for basically hiding all the time. came up with the stuff to get a picture taken and it was all photoshop. i think she's only talking to the fbi because they've offered her some sort of immunity deal or else. >> emily: he met with prince andrew after he announced they were opening, they had a secret meeting at buckingham palace. last note, did you hear that the queen went horseback riding with him? she's 93! horseback riding. >> greg: that's the story to you? an elderly woman goes horseback riding? that's a tertiary issue. >> juan: greg, this is an interesting angle. we think the fbi to get involved but apparently in fbi there is a thing called the victim's commission and they are going after the british police and say, why didn't you look into virginia roberts claimed that she was traffic into london? >> greg: these are things out

of my purview. i will say this. he didn't -- >> juan: bill barr says -- >> greg: bill barr and i have a lot of difference. >> juan: up next, chaos on campus after student shut down the iconic harvard-yale football game. ♪

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divest from fossil fuel companies pay 42 people ended up getting arrested. juan, a lot of people interviewed for the audience they are. alumni and the like who were upset about this. they said this goes to show this generation is all about themselves and they don't see it supposed to be intelligent people, there is a game going on but how do you feel about that argument? >> juan: wait a minute. they say they are upset because the game was delayed? >> emily: yes. they are calling and selfish, that millennials will go out there and protest climate change while there is something larger happening in that moment. >> juan: what, the game? >> emily: that there is a football game. >> juan: here's where i come down. people believing causes, emily, and we are talking about here on "the five," a lot of people nationally got their attention because they held a process in the middle of the harvard-yale game. you can disagree with them and say i do not like this whole argument about climate change, why did you have to disrupt families, the yale-harvard elite

game, but the fact is they are young, passionate people. they took the risk, they got arrested. >> dana: 20 of those people were issued summons after this after they were begging to be arrested for you think they are going to write make their bikes there? i think it's a complete over supplication of the actual issue and for them to think one second that they know what's going on, that's people's livelihoods on the field. what if one of the players had been injured? a lot of those athletes are on scholarship. it's a luxury to protest while other people are working. jesse, what are your thoughts? >> jesse: well said, emily. i spoke to a guy who went to the game with his sons, young kids. he had to wait an hour while these people protest and as they were leaving, they look at the tailgate session completely trashed. the place look like a garbage dump. the young kid goes to his dad to await the use of the protesters cared about the earth. that's the point.

they want to be seen in caring for they don't actually care. had they stayed home and i protested, they would have a lower carbon footprint did they make a mess and don't pick it up. if these kids are going to ivy league schools, how about instead of doing this, how about solve this problem, maybe get some new solutions for cleaner air, cleaner water? but that's not what this is about. the point is this: inconveniencing americans is not going to persuade anybody. we don't like people telling us what to do but we like conservation for that's the sweet spot that they want to take us backwards. they do not want to binge on netflix, they don't want us to drive, they don't want us to eat turkey. it's almost like they are amish bread they want us to go back to horse and buggy and no electricity, but american people are not going to buy that. >> dana: first of all, i didn't know they play football at harvard and yale. >> greg: they don't. it's not football. >> dana: the game was 51-48 bit what kind of game is that?

>> greg: who won? >> dana: i don't know who won. >> greg: nobody does! >> emily: emily >> dana: climate changeman of everything else. there's an argument to be made that exaggerating the effects of climate change is having a boomerang effect. this issue of divestment -- they want harvard to divest from fossil fuel companies paid fossil fuel companies are the companies that are spending the most on innovation, to jesse's point, they all have the money and also trying to find a solution. a lot of these kids will probably end up working for one of the companies one day and that they care about the people who work for harvard, like the janitors who might be invested in the program, they should not care about how harvard is investing its funds, they should figure out a way to accomplish new goals and not over exaggerate the problem. the earth is not going to end in 12 years. period. in that sentence. >> greg: i don't mind this pit i'll tell you why. it's harvard-yell.

the protesters are basically preaching to the choir. i feel no sin but the for the parents there because they are part of the problem. the teachers are part of the problem. i like the fact they are not holding up traffic or keeping people from going to work. there intruding on people's lives in blocking public life, or hospitals where the patients can get there. people vandalizing and blocking cars and trains and buses, preventing people going to work. i hate those people. if one of those people got in front of my car, fill in the blank. but what you have here is a bunch of well off, snotty nosed will probably predominant white upper-middle-class attention seeking brats who are performing to the people who will brag about it later. though some of the anybody there. i laugh, laugh, laugh, didn't watch the game, didn't know they had teams for they aren't even a real sport. your schools are irrelevant. ivy league schools are dead.

ivy league schools are dead. >> jesse: you don't care about this because they don't care about sports. imagine if they did this at a misfits concert? >> greg: you do this at a metal concert, punk concert, you are done! you will not be alive. >> juan i applaud that. >> juan: all of you seem to think this is wrong. >> greg: i think it's right! >> juan: i agree. i was going to say that if where the hong kong protesters, where this the same thing, that's different. >> greg: they are protesting against something real! >> juan: so climate changes in real? >> greg: they don't know the ins and outs of nuclear power, they don't know the efficiencies of solar and wind fit all they know is they don't have to worry about paying for their freaking... >> juan: you are saying that the schools shouldn't the

invest? >> greg: no. >> jesse: i said, they should disinvest. >> emily: the head of the fossil fuel three yale and not on the phone and say it's an absolutely thrilling experience. asking to be arrested -- i feel like it's this -- so excited to be arrested. >> greg: get arrested for rea real. >> emily: exactly. a bubble, those kids bit up next, americans being shamed into ditching the turkey and going meat free for thanksgivi thanksgiving. hello mom. amanda's mom's appointment just got rescheduled - for today. amanda needs right at home. our customized care plans provide as much - or as little help - as her mom requires. whether it's a ride to the doctor or help around the house.

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>> jesse: the war on thanksgiving rages on fit liberals in the media ramping up pressure to shame americans days before the holiday. they want treated to ditch the turkey and go meet freda save the planet. instead of a perfectly cooked birdie, you are supposed to eat things like tofurky, and we have one onset to try this out. will you cut some tofurky for everyone here?

>> dana: i'm going to have it without gravy. should we have it with gravy? >> greg: are you going to be sampling this or not? >> greg: no. it's okay to persuade people to eat less indian animals be but you have to understand the reality. we are eating sent eating scented animals because we know they are really stupid. it's going to be oscar wendt ai reaches singularity, we are going to be the turkeys and going to be the ones -- >> greg: we aren't eating them because they are stupid. we are eating them because they taste good. >> greg: it would be like, hey, jesse -- that's a good point. turkeys, we've been doing thanksgiving for almost 13 years but you think that turkey would have evolved through their genes to smell bad or taste terrible. >> jesse: i'm going to taste

the tofurky with a heavy dose of gravy. >> dana: let's see how you do. >> juan: i think mikey likes it. i think mikey doesn't like it! >> emily: that's what you say grace before the meal, to say thanks for providing the meal. >> greg: the for this animal. turkeys know when things giving are coming every 400 years but it should be in their genes. they should evolve to have a really bad smell or something. >> juan: this is rubbery. >> jesse: not a good consistency. >> emily: i have a recipe for just an hour and a half. 500 degrees. that's the trick! superhot! >> jesse: underneath you have liquid underneath, chicken broth underneath. it taste delicious. >> juan: have you rev

initialized thanksgiving? >> greg: have you microwaved your turkey? it's a lot of fun. >> jesse: do you do a big turkey thing or do you do a lot of different things? >> juan: we go to someone else's house. people do that thing with the turkey in the oil. >> jesse: oh, deep writing. >> dana: i like a traditional turkey and a little bit of cranberry. >> emily: the cranberry sauce... like somebody slaving over a hot oven? >> greg: if they rolled out thanksgiving to once every two years, we'd only have to do the segment once every two years. >> dana: i like the segment because we are not talking about politics. >> juan: do you know why america is great? you don't have to eat this drunk. jesse colin juan admitted america is great ! >> jesse: juan admitted

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♪ >> dana: time for "one more thing." >> greg: haven't done this in a while. i love a good boxing match. let's check out these two prized fighters. you have a rooster and a cat. this is a family show. you are thinking about it now. this is roughhousing and roughhousing is good for all animals of all ages. they are actually getting married at the justice of the peace. as a tolerant individual, i say you go, kids. >> dana: having fun. >> jesse: people having fun on

the l train celebrating thanksgiving early. a little turkey, corn bread, mashed potatoes. probably not tofurkey anywhere on that train. >> juan: what was this about? >> jesse: they can't wait for thanksgiving. >> dana: i thought you were not allowed to eat on the subway. >> jesse: there's a lot of things you can't do on the subway. >> juan: you never know the trouble coming for you when you hit "reply all." last week, nick from fox kansas city wanted to send an email to his boss about taking a sick day. instead he hit "reply all" and the email went all of the staff at 200 tv stations around the country. he became a social media sensation. the hashtag trended nationally. his desk has turned into a shrine of candles and pictures,

stuffed animals. that led his colleagues to pray at the altar for him. he was back to work today and his big announcement, "i'm alive." >> greg: this is the only fun "reply all" email story you can do. the other side of those. >> jesse: thing got it was just about a sick day. >> dana: one time peter and i got invited to a child's baptism. he accidentally reply to all and it said something like this sounds absolutely dreadful. can we get out of it? and i saw it. i was working at the white house and i said peter, do you realize you just hit reply all. but of course with his british accent, he called and apologized. >> greg: it would have been better if he had said the baby was ugly. it probably was an ugly baby.

>> dana: excited to share a wonderful story about a very special engagement that happened over the weekend. this is brian parker and jillian. they got engaged at central park on the literary walk. her favorite hotdog cart spots. she is very hard to surprise. she can find her music on spotify and apple music. i have a role in it. my great friend, he's a wonderful photographer but he mostly goes all over the world taking amazing travel photographs. brian and jillian were looking for a photographer so i contacted him and i say would you be interested and he capture these great moments. amazing. congratulations to them. >> greg: i hope it works out. if it doesn't, you can't go to the park again. bad memories. i proposed in the place i never

go to. amsterdam. >> dana: can't go back because there's a warrant for your arrest? >> emily: i think everyone has heard of conan and today this amazing dog, he was responsible for the takedown of al-baghdadi, he was honored in the rose garden by president trump, vice president pence and first lady melania trump. look at his adorable face. >> dana: it's a girl. >> emily: i heard it was a boy. >> greg: who has got a better coat? melania has got a better coat. i'm saying she has a great coat. >> dana: emily has breaking news. it's a boy. >> emily: that's what i was told. that it was a boy. >> greg: what are you talking about? >> emily: i'm saying that in the green wor -- green room. are you playing a trick on me? i set it to everybody.

>> dana: amazing dog. >> greg: why is gender important anyway? it's a social construct. >> dana: set your dvrs. never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> bret: you guys have a lot of fun. welcome to washington. i am bret baier. breaking tonight, we are getting a ruling from a judge, former white house counsel donald mcgahn must comply with a house subpoena according to court rules. a ruling just in from a judge, this is a lawsuit filed by the house judiciary committee. this court is compelling former white house counsel don mcgahn to testify in the house. this is the impeachment process goes from the house intelligence committee to the house judiciary committee when lawmakers come back, as house judiciary committee will be compelled to essentially write art