mob. we hope you set your dvr is so you never miss an episode and we will be back on monday. let not your heart be troubled, "the ingraham angle" is next. economy is doing just great. see you tomorrow. here is "five." >> jesse: hello, everybody, it's 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." president trump blasting democrats as they had for an impeachment disaster. the house judiciary committee are the president hitting back. >> it's a which witch hunt, it's a sham. as a horrible thing using the tool of impeachment which is supposed to be used in an emergency, you are trivializing impeachment. i will tell you what, someday

there will be a democrat president and they will be a republican house and i suspect they are going to remember it. i will do whatever i want -- look, we did nothing wrong. i wouldn't mind a long process because i'd like to see the whistle-blower who is a fraud. >> jesse: the full house vote on the impeachment is expected sometime next week but a growing number of moderate democrats are democrats are reportedly on the fence on it. in the senate, mitch mcconnell is ready to crush the left's dreams. he says there's a zero chance that trump will be removed from office. other democrats ripping and the democrats carrying out this charade. >> this is the kangaroo court we are talking about. >> you are stalling- speak of this is the most bush league thing of a scene and ev ever. this committee is more concerned about getting on tv in the morning. >> this was a kangaroo court.

outrageous to put the country through this. >> for democrats, impeachment is there drug, it's their obsession, it's their total focus, and it's deeply disappointing that they failed to meet the standards they set out for themselves. >> jesse: well mike, did gaetz l your line about drugs? >> greg: it's bad for the kangaroos. it seems like to be a kangaroo court would be a lot of fun. speaking of which, this process has the feeling of a harlem globetrotters game. the matter what you are witnessing, we all know the outcome when we used to watch abc's "wide world of sports" and have a globetrotters game, always ends in a globetrotters with meg. this what's going to happen to the dems, reminded me me and my brother-in-law were sitting at home and we decided we drive to reno, nevada, to gamble so we sat in the car and drove in as we got to reno we realize we needed to go to bed. we had already committed.

>> jesse: how old are you? >> greg: this was last month. when you commit to a dumb idea, you have to be brave enough to admit it's a dumb idea and step back. we ended up turning around and getting a hotel and go back to bed. >> jesse: that could've been a really good story. >> greg: no, we are old men. but how delusional is that they want a wider tv audience for this? basically the solution for their idiocy is to get more people to watch their idiocy? >> greg: right, as these processes have gone on, people of change their opinions a little bit about impeachment and they are not buying what the democrats are selling. >> dana: you can see that and we talked about michigan, wisconsin, pennsylvania. i was talking to a source today that said they talked to independent voters in georgia, arizona, iowa, and the numbers -- the trend line is

very similar per the independents were running up for this -- not saying that the election is going to be a breeze for president trump, but for independence, let's just handle this at the ballot box. can i make a prediction? >> jesse: you are very good at those. >> dana: have you seen this prespin of expectation setting that there could be a slew of democrats who are going to vote against impeachment? i think that is spin because they want the narrative out there that they can lose a bunch so when they only lose two, three, four, it will look like they held their caucus together and pelosi had said -- he already broke one promise prayed she said, i'm not for impeachment unless it's bipartisan. the only bipartisan vote is against impeachment. there are a couple of democrats in those districts that president trump won in 2016 who said they are up against impeachment. nice try, i think they are going to get punished electorally because they are still part of

the crew that enabled and continued this impeachment inquiry. >> jesse: i'd like to play a sound bite for juan. >> juan: is this a christmas gift? >> jesse: it is. we can unwrap it now. it's the jeffrey toobin sound bite. from cnn. >> donald trump has in a way already won. how much have we heard about hunter biden? over and over and over again, that's what the republicans are talking about constantly. there are questions about hunter biden's behavior. >> jesse: throughout this, the biden team got crushed, juan. collateral damage. >> juan: i really -- boy, he got crushed. >> jesse: get out of >> juan: he's not losing, and he stayed steady. in term of sliming trump's message got there and it does

not help him, but to the larger point here today, if there is a production to be made, next week you can bet your whole dollar on it when you get to vegas, greg, the house will impede donald trump and he'll be the third president in u.s. history to be impeached. abuse of power, obstruction of congress. today nancy pelosi put out a video and former republicans who are very clear, you know what? we can't take this trump stuff anymore, abuse, kind of attitude, had people saying if obama had done anything close to what trump has done, we would've impeached trump. the other point to be made here is what you see in terms of the republican talking points with steve scalise, the republican whip puts out, you have the partisan blindness and lined up with right-wing media to protect donald trump --

>> greg: that huge right-wing media. >> juan: the top radio shows, limbaugh, top newspaper in america. >> jesse: freedom of the press, juan. >> juan: all this thing about moderate the request affecting -- i think dana is right. max rose right here in new york, you know, i think we've got a case here. a strong case for impeachment. >> dagen: president obama got impeached when he told president but did you the democrats like to act that they have the moral high ground on this and they are talking down to the american people. less than 10% of republicans support impeachment. independents nationwide never got above 50% in terms of support.

moral high ground? they are sitting atop a heaping, steaming pile of donkey dug and they can't smell how bad it is because they are wrapped up in their own story. this impeachment narrative started before president trump was even nominated as the republican candidate. it's gone on -- there were dozens of stories right after the election that called for impeaching the president. there was one university of utah professor who argued that trump could be impeached immediately because of the trump university fraud quote unquote. this is just as smelly as that. >> jesse: we have nancy pelosi on tape on how long they've been going to impeach them. >> one of the biggest criticisms of the process has been the speed at which house democrats has been moving. seriously! >> it's been going on for 22 months. two and a half years actually.

>> dana: i mean, sometimes -- what is it? when you accidentally tell the truth? this also reminds me of the politics of the government shutdown. when you learn from history, and the public in a big deficit in popularity after impeaching president clinton, impeachment actually strengthened president clinton, and you're just seeing it repeated and it's the same thing with the shutdown. the shutdown doesn't help anybody. the schumer shutdown, the democrats thought this is going to hurt president trump and it didn't? do you know why this is a repeat? record stock market today. wages going fast, which is growing even quicker. >> greg: by the way, it wasn't the right wing media, juan, pushing the dossier. use the entire media, academic

entertainment congress down the complex pushing garbage out there and they knew it was garbage. there has to be a way they pay for that. i'm not saying jail time. but i'm saying maybe a penance, there's little hotel on an island and they are forced to watch fox straight for one mon month. >> jesse: full gitmo. >> juan: is that where i am? there's so much news and the stuff keeps pouring out like a firfire hydrant but the ig repot found no deep states, the wiretapping, no spying. >> jesse: false. false. >> juan: let me tell you what 22 months is about. 22 months is the speaker of the house nancy pelosi said, i don't want to do this, but we are standing up against the far right fringes that never liked them, and it was donald trump that had that phone call that prompted what we were going to see happen next week, impeachment of a president.

>> greg: i hope you keep going with this because just like the harlem globetrotters, you are going to lose by 50-60. speed to globetrotters win. >> greg: that's what i mean. >> jesse: the democrats are not the globetrotters. coming up, the warning sign for 2020 democrats pushing these radical policies, we'll tell you what it is next. in america, the zip code you're born in

can determine your future. but no matter what neighborhood you grow up in, the y creates opportunities for all. for a better us, donate to your local y today. for a better us, (kickstart my heart by motley crue)) (truck honks) (wheels screeching) (clapping) (sound of can hitting bag and bowl) (clapping) always there in crunch time. mornings were made for better things than rheumatoid arthritis or psoriatic arthritis. when considering another treatment, ask about xeljanz xr, a once-daily pill for adults with moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis or active psoriatic arthritis for whom methotrexate did not work well enough. it can reduce pain, swelling, and significantly improve physical function. xeljanz can lower your ability to fight infections like tb; don't start xeljanz if you have an infection. taking a higher than recommended dose of

xeljanz for ra can increase risk of death. serious, sometimes fatal infections, cancers including lymphoma, and blood clots have happened. as have tears in the stomach or intestines, serious allergic reactions, and changes in lab results. tell your doctor if you've been somewhere fungal infections are common, or if you've had tb, hepatitis b or c, or are prone to infections. don't let another morning go by without asking your doctor about xeljanz xr. ♪

without asking your doctor about xeljanz xr. i don't use some waxy cover up. i use herpecín l, it penetrates deep to treat. it soothes moisturizes and creates a spf 30 barrier to protect against flare ups caused by the sun. herpecín l. it does more for a cold sore. >> dana: time for our 2020 round up. called a major warning sign, prime minister doris johnson and conservatives with a landslide victory. president trump reacting with this prediction.

>> i want to congratulate boris johnson on a terrific victory. i think that might be a harbinger of what the common in our country. it was last time. i'm sure people are thrilled to hear that. >> dana: i love the word harbinger. >> greg: the democrats are super lucky, right? they can look over across the pond, a phrase people use for the pond being an actual ocean, but if you look over there and see what's happening, could happen too. it's like when your buddy takes the drug 20 minutes before you do and you can sit there and go, if it's any good i'll take it. they sit and take it first, they have a bad trip? you skip it. not something i know personally, but i have seen it happen. i know this is the result of england and bracing identity politics. i think that's the bigger issue here, it's not just for us johnson, it's how the country is changing, and how jeremy corbyn is embracing the he/him,

announcing his pronoun. i think people have enough of that, and i think the aoc endorsement of jeremy really helped him a lot. >> dana: i think the other thing is jeremy corbyn on the labour side, he was advocating for even more socialism and taking over -- having the government take over actual industries in the u.k. >> jesse: dana, i'm no longer satisfied with just being right. i now am very keen in pointing out when other people are wrong. >> dana: how gracious of you. >> jesse: i'd like to start doing that on the show. it needs to be done. the mainstream media's conventional wisdom has been so wrong on pretty much everything when it comes to brexit, boris, trump, the dossier, collusion. this upcoming recession that we never had. there is no other industry in the entire world where people can consistently at things wrong and still have a job. that's why i think the people that on these media companies

don't actually care about accuracy. they just want to hear a certain thing said. they don't care if it's right or wrong. they just want to hear it. it's like if you had a weatherman who got the wrong report day after day, or a stockbroker were every time he told you to invest, the place went down to the street. these people would have no jobs. everybody in the media continues to cast paychecks and it's just embarrassing every single day. i'm going to continue to point it out. >> dana: juan, let me ask you. president obama had warned that the democrats, you're moving too far left, people do not want that radical change. slow your roll. will the democratic party take a role from this? >> juan: i do not think that's what it's about. clearly it was a landside for boris johnson. i think the opposition here was jeremy corbyn. >> dana: a choice between two people. >> juan: in this case, jeremy corbin is not charismatic -- even if you were to say, is he

analogous to bernie sanders on the left? well, i do not think anybody is saying that bernie sanders is an anti-semite. i don't think that people -- people might disagree with bernie sanders, but a lot of people especially young people are quite taken with his personality. that's not jeremy corbyn. i think you have a huge difference. but i think the key point is you can't be so unpopular, because people more like voting on personality than politics in this case. and boris johnson... >> dana: the hard part for boris johnson excreting from the e.u.? >> dana: >> dagen: it's going to be tough but he promised the voters he would respect their wishes and that's what it comes down to. stop lecturing the people what they should believe and acknowledge what they voted for. jeremy corbyn, and has a medical minister.

it's the combination of the anti-semitism and the identity politics. and trying to expand the government controlled industries. in favor of taking over the rail, the broadband, the post office but this is a time where you have socialized medicine with wait times in emergency rooms at 15 year highs per that's our futu future. >> dana: not wanting to do a whole show on that. one other thing we want to get to come hillary clinton continues to overshadow twin 20s democrats, and you decrement a new elementary. it's going to hit the film festival circuit. it's going to fuel more 2020 speculation. >> somebody asked me what you want on the gravestone, neither is good or bad. >> dana: do you wonder why there's so much speculation? >> greg: if you do not want to

have the british result here. yet in narrow the field. everybody in their field with the exception of biden is left-wing. biden is kind of center left but he's got a problem. maybe that's why this is happening. >> dana: people who were center left like the look or bennett do you have friends who thinks hillary clinton is going to get in. >> jesse: i do. i have a few friends -- >> greg: you have a few friends? >> jesse: i wasn't going to watch the movie until i found i was in the movie. i said something -- they used it. i said something like, hillary clinton is unlikable because she's unlikable. it was a brilliance line. i really am glad they used it. when they talk to her doll back she's not a

larger-than-life figure like barack obama. the rest of the field is so small. little pete and biden? they don't make news unless we talk about them, so it's easy to overshadow this field. spilling quick thoughts, one >> juan: i can think of any democrat a candidate who is changing the strategy continue their campaign because of a hillary documentary? you guys can't get over hillary clinton! >> greg: she's so entertainin entertaining. >> dagen: i think she's jealous of michelle obama, that michelle obama is in the spotlight. she is feeling the heat of the sun, one of the best-selling memoirs of all time, selling out arenas. this documentary of appears in the sundance film festival. >> dana: if you want more on the brexit thing or boris johnson, i did a broadcast with

my husband, it's on foxnews.com/podcast. a creepy and disturbing invasion of privacy. a hacker accessing a ring camera in a baby's room. as a struggling actor, i need all the breaks that i can get. at liberty butchumal- cut. liberty biberty- cut. we'll dub it. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ janie, come here. check this out. let me see. she looks... kind of like me.

yeah. that's because it's your grandma when she was your age. oh wow. that's...that's amazing. oh and she was on the debate team. yeah, that's probably why you're the debate queen. - mmhmm. - i'll take that. look at that smile. i have the same dimples as her. yeah. the same placements and everything. unbelievable. why fingerstick when you can scan? with the freestyle libre 14 day system just scan the sensor with your reader, iphone or android and manage your diabetes. with the freestyle libre 14 day system, a continuous glucose monitor, you can check your glucose levels any time, without fingersticks. ask your doctor to write a prescription for the freestyle libre 14 day system. you can do it without fingersticks. learn more at freestylelibre.us ♪ you can do it without fingersticks.

i'm part of a community of problem solvers. we make ideas grow. from an everyday solution... to one that can take on a bigger challenge.

from packaging tape... to tape that can bond materials to buildings... and planes. one idea can unlock a breadth of solutions. at 3m, we are solving problems that improve lives. one idea can unlock a breadth of solutions. ever since darrell's family started using gain flings, their laundry smells more amazing than ever. ah, honey! isn't that the dog's towel? hey, me towel su towel. there's more gain scent plus oxi boost and febreze odor remover in every fling. gain. seriously good scent. i thought i was managing my moderate to severe crohn's disease. then i realized something was missing... me. my symptoms were keeping me from being there.

so, i talked to my doctor and learned humira is for people who still have symptoms of crohn's disease after trying other medications. and the majority of people on humira saw significant symptom relief and many achieved remission in as little as 4 weeks. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. before treatment, get tested for tb. tell your doctor if you've been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if you've had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flu-like symptoms or sores. don't start humira if you have an infection. be there for you, and them. ask your gastroenterologist about humira. with humira, remission is possible.

>> juan: new big deck privacy concerns of our scary, shocking video of hackers gaining access to a security camera placed inside an 8-year-old's bedroom. take a look at this. >> i'm your best friend! i'm santa claus! i'm santa claus. don't you want to be my best friend? >> juan: boy... ring, the company behind the camera and says it's investigating the incident. ring is supposed to give you a sense of security because you can see what's going on at your house, may be inside your house on that case. in fact, this takes away that sense of security. that is scary. >> dagen: this falls on the parents. ring says it's no way related to a breach of compromise in the security. they say you have to use

two-factor authentication and you're supposed to. a lot of these incidents, it's because there is one hack. i will add a couple of points. when you put a camera in your kid's bedroom, you are literally inviting the entire connected world, the entire internet into your child's safe space, if you will. nobody is really serious about packing whatever you do this kind of crap. quite frankly, if you have a weak password and no second factor authentication, you can get tools on the internet freely and they can hack into your camera. >> juan: just saying it quickly, you aren't saying that ring has no responsibility saying they can be hacked? >> dana>> dagen: if you have a k password and nobody else got hacked, it falls on the individual, falls on the family.

>> juan: jesse, we had discussions on how alexa can listen in on discussions and we see how people can actually lodging in. would you have either the ring or alexa at this point? >> jesse: i assume i'm being spied on and i have nothing to hide unlike some of these sick puppies at this table. i assume peeping tom check me out or the russians or chinese, or god knows who. i don't have any fear of anything. i walk around, i do my thing but anytime i text, anytime i do my thing alone in private, i assume, voyeur is out there, are checking things out. i can't control that. so i don't stress about it and that's a good philosophy for all americans to have. >> dana: you are the less stressed person i know. you are like this person that i know at the white house press office. stress and stoked, one thing you are stressed about, one thing you are stoked about.

this kid never once had anything to stress about. >> jesse: during the bush years? that kid must be really chill! >> dana: he's doing really well now. just like you. >> juan: in one incident that we had, you saw the one with a kid pretending to be santa claus and the other incident, you had people just throwing racial slurs at kids and the like. it's very threatening and very upsetting. >> greg: i think this story is overblown. i'm willing to bet whoever did that knows the family, siblings, next-door neighbors. this happens with all innovations from cars, cell phones, the invention happens before the problem. you cannot have the invention before the problems. we had a track tape players, we had everybody had broken windows and the '70s but you couldn't have that once you have the 8-track tape player. i guarantee you it's probably a

prank. usually, the text kills pranks. star 69, you couldn't do prank calls anymore! >> juan: that was you? >> greg: that was me, juan. open up the phone book and you put your finger on the number and you call that number. >> dana: you would sit on the phone book so you could sit at the dinner table. >> jesse: oh! >> greg: unnecessary attack. >> juan: the elbows... anyway, of next, and a lot of fun for us here on the fastest seven. stay tuned. living joyfully. the united explorer card hooks me up. getting more for getting away. traveling lighter. getting settled. rewarded. learn more at the explorer card dot com.

thenot actors, people, who've got their eczema under control. with less eczema, you can show more skin. so roll up those sleeves. and help heal your skin from within with dupixent. dupixent is the first treatment of its kind that continuously treats moderate-to-severe eczema, or atopic dermatitis, even between flare ups. dupixent is a biologic, and not a cream or steroid. many people taking dupixent saw clear or almost clear skin. and, had significantly less itch. that's a difference you can feel. don't use if you're allergic to dupixent. serious allergic reactions can occur, including anaphylaxis, which is severe. tell your doctor about new or worsening eye problems, such as eye pain or vision changes, or a parasitic infection. if you take asthma medicines, don't change or stop them without talking to your doctor. so help heal your skin from within, and talk to your eczema specialist about dupixent.

o♪ ozempic®! ♪ oh! oh! (announcer) people with type 2 diabetes are excited about the potential of once-weekly ozempic®. in a study with ozempic®, a majority of adults lowered their blood sugar and reached an a1c of less than 7 and maintained it. oh! under 7?

(announcer) and you may lose weight. in the same one-year study, adults lost on average up to 12 pounds. oh! up to 12 pounds? (announcer) a two-year study showed that ozempic® does not increase the risk of major cardiovascular events like heart attack, stroke, or death. oh! no increased risk? (announcer) ozempic® should not be the first medicine for treating diabetes, or for people with type 1 diabetes or diabetic ketoacidosis. do not share needles or pens. don't reuse needles. do not take ozempic® if you have a personal or family history of medullary thyroid cancer, multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, or if you are allergic to ozempic®. stop taking ozempic® and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, itching, rash, or trouble breathing. serious side effects may happen, including pancreatitis. tell your doctor if you have diabetic retinopathy or vision changes. taking ozempic® with a sulfonylurea or insulin may increase the risk for low blood sugar. common side effects are nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach pain, and constipation. some side effects can lead to dehydration,

which may worsen kidney problems. i discovered the potential with ozempic®. ♪ oh! oh! oh! ozempic®! ♪ (announcer) if eligible, you may pay as little as $25 per prescription. ask your health care provider today about once-weekly ozempic®. ...depend® silhouette™ briefs feature maximum absorbency, with trusted protection for all out confidence... beautiful colors and an improved fit for a sleek design and personal style. life's better when you're in it. be there with depend®. >> dagen: welcome back. time for the fastest seven. turns out the christmas music

we've been hearing this holiday season is bad for mental health. a new study shows that "is send send send repetition impacts listeners psychological." >> greg: this is real science. when you hear this music, it creates a sense of mortality and dread because when it comes around every year, it's another year that you are on this planet, one year until you die. it's a marking of time passing through that's why when you hear this stuff, it gets you angry. but that's not all. i hate holiday music with such a passion because it's foisted on you. you are being indoctrinated into other peoples' merriment, no control over it. i want to control what i listen to. have christmas every day if it helps the economy, but don't torture me with is god awful music for it if it was good music, you'd hear it every day but you don't because it's terrible. speak to the grinch who stole christmas! >> greg: that's not a

response! >> juan: i love christmas music! let me tell you why i love it! if you think the repetition, which is the science you referring to is the problem, you should have a wider repertoire of blitz music to listen to. it's a mood elevator for me! >> greg: it's not! >> juan: what about, you point out it brings people together. >> greg: i didn't say that, it tears people apart. >> juan: you said it help the economy, let's spend christmas. >> dana: some sort of device that you put on your ear that filters that out. and also filters out all the other notice i can't stand, like somebody near me who has that tweety bird thing -- >> greg: somebody on your floor outside your office?

>> dana: it's not ed henry. if it was i'd punch him out. >> jesse: the real poisonous music is greg apostle's music he tortures us in the dump ins where someone is torturing and >> greg: you get to hear this garbage every year. >> jesse: this is another war on christmas. first, it was that's what was it, "baby, it's cold outside," they call that a rape song. then this garbage survey? >> greg: baby, you should do would segment about me in your show. >> jesse: that would not take. >> juan: in an answer to your point, this remind you of mortality, it happens every year. i have figured out how to torture greg. i'm going to say happy birthday to him. >> greg: you can't, though. >> dana: anti-christmas,

anti-birthday. >> greg: you'll get charged. >> jesse: bring it on. >> dagen: one of the most fascinating thing, these pork pirates. these private steel over a million packages per day nationwide. one colorado woman had enough and is fighting back in a creative way. >> we forgot to put our trash out for thanksgiving so we were overgrown with trash. do you know what, i got extra boxes but let's see if someone will take our trash. >> dagen: gets worse with the porch pirates for the woman using that trick to get rid of her kitty litter. i will put a copperhead. >> if they are going to steal from you, that's the consequences for the get the deal with poo. spewing colorado i hope whoever stole that also gets some coal in their stocking like jesse.

>> jesse: i would expect her in the corner with the bushes with a little gun. isn't that legal if someone steps on your property, take them out? that's in florida at least. >> dagen: i've never fired a gun that went pew. >> jesse: it's a .22. read: get specific about the weapon... >> greg: get specific about the weapon. but you love your holiday music! >> jesse: i don't have a valet to take all the boxes. spewing greg >> dana: greg? >> greg: i like what she's throwing away. >> juan: kitty litter and poo. >> greg: you don't know what i do my private time. >> jesse: not true. i have a ring...

>> juan: i was reading this week, dagen, 30% of delivery packages are stolen. i can't believe it's that high! it's unbelievable. >> dagen: on that note from the research confirms that tech addiction is making it a lot harder to get things done. between 15%-20% of american adults chronically procrastinate. jesse? >> jesse: i think procrastinating is good. it fires you up, makes you have a deadline. the more you procrastinate, the more general and you have about when the deadline is going to hit. spewing kids, please procrastinate more >> dana: kids, please procrastinate more. >> jesse: i'm talking about time management. >> greg: procrastination is a scientifical question going on in your head. trying to type lately of possible outcomes of the event you are about to participate in and then you go. >> jesse: how long do i have?

>> juan: i pressed nate a lot. you know what it is quite make it build me up. okay, i'm going to swim in this pool. i know it's going to be cold. i put my foot in. now my leg -- the rest is coming, that's very sensitive. procrastination has its purpos purposes. >> greg: just dive right in. >> dagen: don't procrastinate in motion. i was playing tetris while walking. that's and i fell. that's why have a long skirt on. >> dana: fan mail friday. don't go anywhere. (employee) enterprise car sales has access to over half a million preowned vehicles, most with tech features like blind spot detection, back up camera... [kristen gasps] (employee) because you never know what might be behind you. (kristen bell) does the sloth come standard? (kristen bell vo) looking to buy? enterprise makes it easy. i am not for ignoring the first sign of a cold. i am for shortening my cold, with zicam!

zicam is completely different. unlike most other cold medicines, zicam is clinically proven to shorten colds. i am a zifan for zicam! oral or nasal. i can't believe it. that sophie opened up a wormhole through time? (speaking japanese) where am i? (woman speaking french) are you crazy/nuts? cyclist: pip! pip! (woman speaking french) i'm here, look at me. it's completely your fault. (man speaking french) ok? it's me. it's my fault? no, i can't believe how easy it was to save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance with geico. (pterodactyl screech) believe it. geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

us. it's what this country is made of. but right now, our bond is fraying. how do we get back to "us"? the y fills the gaps. and bridges our divides. donate to your local y today. because where there's a y, there's an us.

some things are too important to do yourself. ♪ get customized security with 24/7 monitoring from xfinity home. awarded the best professionally installed system by cnet. simple. easy. awesome. call, click or visit a store today.

i don't use some waxy cover up. i use herpecín l, it penetrates deep to treat. it soothes moisturizes and creates a spf 30 barrier to protect against flare ups caused by the sun. herpecín l. it does more for a cold sore.

>> greg: you hate that music? you don't hate david lee roth ever, jesse. what's your biggest misconception about adulthood? that's a good question. feels like we've done it before. dana? >> dana: i feel like you would be old. you were a kid coming up to 2020 -- in 2020, i'll be 47 -- my gosh... i will be almost done with my life. you actually feel younger than your age. >> greg: you still got ten years until then, right? jesse, biggest misconception? >> jesse: i don't think this is right. the other day, someone on the subway called me sir. they said, excuse me, sir. spewing that's good manners. >> jesse: i guess you always stay young at heart. i am young at heart.

i feel like a child sometimes. spewing yet! >> jesse: you don't have to agree with me. >> juan: the big thing is when you are a young kid, adults aren't going to be able to tell me what to do, but then you get to be a really old dog like me. not only that, you have bills, and you have to be places. >> greg: response abilities. >> juan: to dress like an adult and act like an adult. >> greg: with freedom comes responsibility, what the young man is saying over there. speedy made misconceptions was that my 20s and 30s would be awesome and filled with dating. instead i had a haircut that looked like jesse's and nobody told me my hair look like that. i couldn't catch up. >> greg: couldn't catch a break. >> juan: now you hurt his feelings.

>> dagen: no. he loves his hair. but i'm a chick. i can have jesse's hair. >> greg: when i was young, i always thought that you suddenly get old. when you met your grandparents, you thought they are always like that? they were young and you look at pictures, you go, that's not them. but you actually gradually get older, so it's barely noticeable until you find a picture and you go, crap, i'm old. not me. i'm talking about somebody else. i'm not young at heart, i'm young everywhere. go to my website. heart jed -- that's a strange name. what's one tv show you watch that you're embarrassed to tell people about. >> juan: i know. jerry springer. i mean, when he was on. that genre of shows. i always think there is an experience but most people when i say that, they say, man, you have low tastes.

>> greg: this has gone away prove we been replaced by cop stuff, dagen. >> dagen: i am not embarrassed by anything i watch. i can tell you about captain lee and kate about the last episode of "below deck," all the real housewives, i am pathetic. spewing i'm differently embarrassed of the things i watch except for "watters world." >> dana: i always watch south park. >> greg: that's like the smartest show on tv. >> jesse: i used to watch "morning joe," and then they really started hating on trump. >> greg: that's what ended it for you? >> jesse: it's also early in the morning. okay. >> greg: one more thing is up

. i'm a verizon engineer, and i'm part of the team building the most powerful 5g experience for america. it's 5g ultra wideband--

--for massive capacity-- --and ultra-fast speeds. almost 2 gigs here in minneapolis. that's 25 times faster than today's network in new york city. so people from midtown manhattan-- --to downtown denver-- --can experience what our 5g can deliver. (woman) and if verizon 5g can deliver performance like this in these places... it's pretty crazy. ...just imagine what it can do for you. ♪

(kickstart my heart by motley crue)) (truck honks) (wheels screeching) (clapping) (sound of can hitting bag and bowl) (clapping) always there in crunch time. >> jesse: time now for one more thing. greg? >> greg: "the greg gutfeld show." i 10:00 p.m. eastern. listen to that. ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great in the wintertime, you can do a lot for the claim in terms of the energy you use in one of the ways are in transportation like this little fella who decides to

fly down make slide down a hill rather than taking public or private transportation. spewing that was in new hampshire. >> greg: you have a long memory. was it really that fun? i hated every moment of my life for this kid is having a great time and that is why... ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ animals are great ♪ delma >> juan: this time of year, santa has so many helpers. just ask 84-year-old bernice wean of new mexico. she tried to place a call, folks. she was trying to get the medical supply store, but she dialed the wrong number. look at this. >> i was wondering if you had a tall walker for a 5-foot person. >> juan: the call went instead of the medical supply store went to the district attorney's

office in albuquerque. one of the lawyers got the message but instead of deleting the message, kyle went out and bought the walker for mrs. wean! here are kyle and his team all chipping in and doing santa's express delivery. mrs. wean said it made her feel so good. this happy story to me is just one more reminder that santa is real. his spirit is alive and pulsing in so many hearts this christmas season. >> greg: they made her pay for it, you know per the lawyers. >> jesse: the other day, the new york police at the laclede honored suzanne scott. had a great time over at the piano. >> dana: is that the event you ditched juan williams juan? >> jesse: why did you bring that up? i did not ditched juan.

speaking of one william zealot, remember when we showed juan's picture can we get a closer look at this person? greg! >> greg: i look like the coolest dog delma drug dealer . watters world, 8:00 p.m. eastern print saturday, we have nancy grace on jeffrey epstein and bill clinton's connection. she's livid. dana? >> dana: really quickly, it's been a long week. look at bailey the beagle and his mom wendy dancing in naples, florida. this is a b beagle who followedher lead. we should all have a dance partner like that. dancing to "run away" by

sebastian yatra. >> dagen: greg, you big grump bucket, this is for you. we had to go all the way to france somewhere in the english channel for this owner runs a dairy farm. carrie holly, mary noel, all dressed to impress. >> greg: amoozing. [laughter] why are you laughing? it was not that funny. where did you get that picture? >> greg: if you were sent it in. we have a lot more for ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem]

♪ [national anthem] ♪ national anthem [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪ [national anthem] ♪

♪ ♪ ed: did. j this morning. i wonder who picked that on one. pete: either will hit me or hold me. rachel: is that the lyrics to the song? pete: those who like me love me but those who don't like me don't like me so much. [laughter] ed: welcome back, i was about to say welcome, rachel but maybe not. how are