seem to care, we raced to new highs today and all the market averages will be pursuing this a lot more, fox business tomorrow at noon eastern time, it's appreciated now since the president was first elected, the impact tomorrow. >> dana: i am dana perino along with dagen mcdowell, juan williams and greg gutfeld. this is "the five." senator chuck schumer ready to accuse republicans of a cover-up, another huge week on capitol hill, house democrats are preparing a historic vote on impeachment and that over in the senate, chuck schumer says the trial won't be fair unless republicans give into his demands on witnesses, other democrats rampant at the rhetoric even further claiming that if president trump is not impeached, the 2020 election itself could be compromised. >> we cannot take the risk that the next election will be

corrupted because of foreign interference elicited by the president which is clearly trying to do. >> coercing an ally, betray our national security and try to to cheat in the next election. >> if they refuse to discipline him, he will be unbounded and i am greatly concerned about what else he might do between now and the 2020 election. >> feeling the wrath of his own party coming after he said he is becoming a republican because of impeachment, watch. >> what he is reacting to is the public polling that shows he can't get renominated. >> to turn and go be a republican is kind of strange, i have heard of rats jumping off of the sinking ship. their lowest thing there is in the congress is someone the minority side was a traitor to the majority. >> dana: speaker pelosi was quite reluctant to do impeachment and she could read

the political tea leaves and it's turning out she was right and her instincts were right but now chuck schumer has to deal with this in the senate and he is suggesting that mitch mcconnell would be involved in a cover-up if they don't do what they want. >> do what i say or else you're guilty of a cover-up. who cares what chuck wants? they've been so ruthless this whole time, we are not going to bend over backwards after they've treated the republicans so unfairly. the whole thing to say that trump has rigged past elections in his rigging future elections is a lie told by losers. they can't win so they have to spin. these are now election birth there is. at any time a republican wins in election, it is some vast republican russian conspiracy. the republicans haven't even begun a senate trial and they are being accused of it but they should ask democrats had a rig stuff because the democrats are pretty good at it. hillary rick the primary against

bernie symmetry tried to rig the general by paying for foreign interference in an election with the dossier, the witch hunt was rigged, 17 liberal lawyers, i believe the midterms are rigged because he knows there is no collusion but elicit dark cloud hanging over the election and then rigged this hearing in the dark by a whistle-blower, it's ridiculous and i brought charts and graphs i'd like to share because i know that's the only thing juan was listens to. this guy is supposedly legit. his approval rating at 44%, and that's a percentage higher than when this whole impeachment thing started and higher than barack obama's was at this term in his presidency, impeachment nationally for the first time is underwater according to the real clear politics average which i have right here and then my favorite chart, this. i've been saying this for a long time, the people don't care

about impeachment, they care about football. these are searches in search engines the last month, everyone is searching, no one is searching for impeachment. when matt can you plug anything in their? >> i just copied it from someone else. >> dana: what do you think about nadler saying that adam schiff is correct, president trump campaign research is a total threat to the 2020 election? >> it's the language, coverups, traders, again it reveals the democrats constant love of overreach and exaggeration and it always without fail results in an over correction. you look at the tea party, if you look at 2016, a look at coming to covington and kavanaugh, they are the masters of overkill and it always blows up in their face even if you look at the dossier, it is a die packed. rob the bank, put it into the

bag of money and then get home and opened it up and it explodes. the dossier like almost everything in the democratic political light is a die packed. they think they've got all the money. they get home and it blows up in their face but i'm a nice person, i want to give them advice. i think they should change the narrative and let go of the outrage feed. i think we have been greta to death before she was born. we are guilty of it. we are both guilty of outrage speak but i think realizing the end of it when people are noticing that the louder the noise is in the media, the quieter reality is. you can't get much better than this economy, we know that. seems like our troops are coming home, people are able to search for things because they are not worried about other things. life is pretty good but the better life gets, the louder and screechy or the media gets and they've got to tell you there is something emotionally wrong with

this attitude and i want to help them because i'm a helper. >> dana: of polling for the democrats hasn't change anybody's mind like the republicans have changed the lot of mines either but is not going in their direction. do you think they regret heading down this road in the first place? >> juan: let me just say first and the most important point that jesse raised is as a skins fan, i think we had that game won with 4 minutes ago and i would have been searching for the equals too. >> dana: we should take a moment here because one just said skins. didn't say redskins. >> juan: here's the thing. when you've got rudy giuliani still over in the ukraine, you might think i wonder if he is still trying to influence the 2020 race the way that they try to influence russia or whatever in the 2016 race. sounds to me like why would trump allow rudy giuliani to go

back there and give the opponent, the democrats fodder. >> greg: because they think it's right, they're not hiding anything. >> juan: because they are stupid, okay. the second point to be made is this, we have a new fox news poll that says half the nation still favors not only impeaching but removing, so what you have his eye think there is not much mind changing. in either direction, but half the country wants him impeached i don't think a whole lot has changed on that front but i do think we can agree, a fox poll is a good pole, president doesn't like it but it's a very good pole. i think the people who were freaking out are the people who -- is his name donald trump, making fun of nancy pelosi's teeth, picking on a 16-year-old girl.

>> these tweets are horrific. you can ratchet back your hysteria, people might actually trust you. >> juan: he is the one acting in a hysterical manner. >> he is acting like donald trump. we've known since before he declared his candidacy for the republican nomination, when someone gets loud, you know what that means? they are desperate. they sound desperate and they look desperate. they don't have a constitutional right to try and do a preemptive impeachment to stop an active the president might do as the page has pointed out, they are using scare tactics. and what chuck schumer is doing, he doesn't want to call and these witnesses and he's actually calling out nancy pelosi for not doing her job saying we don't know what evidence these witnesses would present. might be in the exculpatory or incriminating. he's basically saying pelosi has fallen down on what she was

supposed to do. >> dana: that's what i was wondering about, is schumer having to deal with this. they are going to use scare tactics, real rats are scary, terrorism is scary, clowns are scary and people with cold sor sores. >> greg: it went away and we shook hands. can i ask something, juan brought up the polls and these two things we have to remind people, they were skewed towards democrats which we already know, that always happens but the other thing is, people who support trump are going to live. because we are in a climate where it's unpopular to voice your opinion so some cultures going to call me, i'm wondering if that pollster is going to talk about what i said. i don't trust them. >> dana: the skewed towards democrats is because there are more democrats. >> dana: the battleground states is where the president is doing a lot better.

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it's a small sample but still a window into the real world that most media prefers to board up. these voters see impeachment as a bust, a distraction that wastes time and money and worse, a ploy to regain political power and some they see what cnn would rather keep secret from you. what drives these beliefs? a profound distrust including their drooling impeachment coverage, like selling teams at comic-con battling an imaginary villain and thinking it's all true but the more they attacked trump, the better he looks and the crazier they look, the attacks come off as deeply emotional hatred of the voters themselves. the people who put trump in office and still don't regret it so why take advice from trolls who mock you behind your back, you shouldn't. with impeachment, the media or kids at the wheel unable to navigate the twists and turns of reality getting into an idiotic premise that this will all work out. won't. so every day they crawl through their own records believing they

have everything under control even while they fly headfirst the reality. a lot of mixed analogies in there. i still liked it, i think i made a good point. evil former president obama said about men and women, dana? this is outrageous. where is the quote? women, i just want you to know you are not perfect but what i can say pretty indisputably is that you are better than most of us. i am absolutely confident that for two years if every nation on earth was run by women, you would see a significant improvement across the board on just about everything, he should be impeached. >> dana: he sounds like a man who was married to his wife and has two daughters. reinforcing that. i have a couple thoughts on this, so there have been some great women leaders, i wrote down a couple, margaret thatcher.

in the first democratic elected women in africa, down there in new zealand, so there is a bunch but there were also some that haven't been so good so how about theresa may? had that opportunity and not able to lead and then i'm going to mention one other one and someone at the bush administration supported and turned out to be an evil person and that is of burma, and absolute disgraceful person that we helped and now is basically defending. so it is not always the case. >> greg: where do you put angela merkel in this? >> dana: i had her right in the middle on the line, some good things and some not so good things. the other thing, i love the sample they got from these voters because it reminds me of what happens in texas in the 1980s. in the 1970s, everybody was a democrat and then reagan came along and he was able to change their mind and they never left so they have been republicans and conservatives ever since. >> juan: a focus group is not.

>> greg: i will give you that. >> juan: i think it's the case that in previous focus groups, you had most of the people saying we can't stand trump's personality and we wish obama would run again, that was a regular one. but i think only two of the ten in the group said that they definitely will vote for trump so you have 80% who are unsure voicing their opinion. >> greg: hiding it because they know it's an unpopular opinion in the media. >> juan: this is going to be a very close election. i think trump has a strong position, he is the incumbent, he can set the media with his twitter feed, democrats can win but you've got to say it's not going to be easy for the democrats because trump has such a strong position in media, the media is defending in his

firewall at this moment because people really look at the facts. >> i read your column and i think it's the black vote that is going to bring trump into reelection. >> juan: you read one of my columns? >> greg: i enjoyed every word of it. you can talk about his opinions about women or this focus group or you could talk about both, mix it together. >> dagen: is fine to flatter women, honey i'm going to the super bowl and leaving you at home with the kids kind of flattery but they also need to stop telling men what is wrong with them. you saw this in 2016 where white working-class men, blue-collar men did not go for hillary, that's why trump won michigan, pennsylvania, wisconsin. you thought again of the british election last week, stronghold for labor before world war ii flipped to the conservative party, stop talking down to these individuals and trump has

a leg up again because of the new mexico canada trade deal which is a hand out to the unions talking about 76,000 auto jobs created in the next few years. >> greg: what do you think? which story piques your intere interest? >> jesse: here is how dumb the democrats are. democrats are so dumb, all the white working-class voters voted for obama and then switched and voted for trump, the democrats are now just calling racist, instead of winning them back to him as they calling them racist versus the other day at the army-navy game, cadets playing the circle game like this or whatever, it's a game everyone plays and now they are calling them white nationalists and this is why. twitter has been so bad for the democratic party. they think these vegan activists socialist phanto feminists hunte majority of the party and they are following along off the cliff with these people. also, they have close to lives

themselves. all the leadership among the democrats, new york or california. nancy, adam schiff, schumer, nadler. they have no idea what's going on in the rest of the country and that's why they're going to lose the electoral college and trump has tapped into this economic populism and they didn't see it coming because it is patriotic and everybody agrees with it, strong borders, low taxes, the flag, history, traditions, low gas prices, american energy independence, all that good stuff, a majority of the people of this country want. he's got. i don't think they're ever going to take that away. >> juan: i didn't hear anybody yell racism. >> jesse: i heard every single person in the media, if you support donald trump, you are a racist.

>> juan: if you excuse those kids at the army-navy game, you were going to excuse people who do white supremacist jesters. >> jesse: because the circle game is white supremacy? >> juan: i find it offensive. you try being me and lighten up on white supremacy. >> jesse: it's not white supremacy, it's a game. everyone's doing it. >> greg: coming up, james comey finally admits he was wrong about fisa abuses. we will show you that next, ok okay? whether tomorrow will be light or dark, all we see in you, is a spark we see your spark in each nod, each smile,

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>> jesse: the disgraced former fbi director after the bombshell fisa report found serious

misconduct in the bureau's investigation into the trump campaign. >> i was overconfident in the procedures that the fbi and justice had built over 20 years. i thought they were robust enough. it's incredibly hard to get a fisa. i was overconfident in those because he is right, they were real sloppiness. things that should've been in the applications were discussed and characterized differently. was not acceptable so he is right, i was wrong. >> jesse: donald trump responding on twitter "so now comey is admitting he was wrong but he's only doing so because he got caught red-handed. was actually caught a long time ago so what are the consequences for his unlawful conduct? could it be years in jail? where the apologies to me and others? he did not do well with chris wallace the other day, just looking at what he said, the guy is obviously not taking full responsibility for what happened under his watch. he is saying he is responsible,

but obviously it all happened. >> dana: if i could make one comment, this is the former fbi director and he goes to this big interview on "fox news sunday" in a brown sports jacket, brown shirt, no tie. >> jesse: what does that mean? >> dana: i don't know but i wish there was someone in fashion who could tell me. is one of those things were i was feeling like i was just hanging out at the club and i thought i'd come over here and talk to you a little bit. one of the things i thought was so strange as he kept having to admit that he was ignorant. he didn't know about all of these abuses, he didn't know about this or that. this happens right after he had gotten a whole bunch of stuff about the hillary clinton thing in her email. and you would think that when you're under that kind of scrutiny talking about another presidential campaign that you would have some hands on things. because the buck has to stop

somewhere and he is basically saying i'm sorry about that, shoot. >> greg: you know what that sounds like? women know that. it's the way a slick guy dumps you. that must've been terrible how that happened. i feel so bad about how that went down. it's the master of therapy, he gives in on something but then protects the stuff that matters. i'm so sorry. and the voice in the way he dressed was all part of that and you could take what chris wallace was saying which was fact and then regurgitate it as nonsense. i think he misrepresented that but it was -- i'm so sorry. >> dana: it is like when al gore started wearing earth tones. remember that? >> juan: what are we going to say about your sweater?

>> greg: it's my new look. this isn't country club, this is the club. >> jesse: one of the things he's getting a lot of heat for rightfully is he won't admit the dossier was the cornerstone, saying it was a mosaic of facts. >> juan: it was. it was not central. let me say this. i think that jim comey is to be congratulated for saying he was wrong because we don't often hear that from people at the top of the american government. >> jesse: you should say that sometimes too, you should apologize to the president for saying he was a colooter and the dossier was not a big deal. >> juan: those are facts. he admitted that he was wrong and i think the second thing is, process mistakes got made. >> jesse: process mistakes. >> juan: but they were not made because of donald trump or

because of that, there was none according to the inspection. i may finish my point. so you have no bias here which was the selling point coming the inspector general report going to prove bias or no bias. nothing that was said by jim comey yesterday or the inspector general indicates there was any political bias and starting this investigation or pursuing it to the contrary, they were real convictions on three of the four people who were monitored. >> greg: they were 17 errors. you are not supposed to know what people believe things have to see 17 errors in what direction? >> juan: you know that they push the line in terms of getting warrants. >> jesse: but they also put the line against donald trump.

>> dagen: there is abuse of power within the fbi and at a bare minimum gross and competence and trying to change the election against donald trump, it damages the united states and it puts us at risk because these are not regular warrants, these are warrants that you get in front of a secret court, 50 facts that could only be explained by gross incompetence or bias. you are dealing with that sacred power that the american people demand gets taken away from fbi and intelligence because of its abuse, that's the danger. jim comey is either dense or he is pathological but i can tell you one thing, his breath must stink because he has been regurgitating garbage for years now and he should've never been the fbi director ever, biggest mistake in the trump administration. >> jesse: lied to a judge, concealing evidence and forging information are just sloppy mistakes, that's intentional bias misconduct.

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>> juan: consumer groups not happy with toy maker hasbro telling them to remove assault style nerf guns writing a letter to hasbro "how does promoting play with huge automatic weapons create joy, creativity, and connection around the world and across generations and make the world a better place for children? what do you think? >> dagen: they are toys and they want to go in the military and serve in our armed forces, and it looks like something from a sci-fi movie first and foremost and if a kid wants a

weapon, they're just going to go in the woods and build 1 out of 6 if you don't give them a toy. i don't understand the problem with this. >> juan: did your mom allow you to have guns? >> jesse: she didn't and look at me now, i'm on fox news. how crazy is this? there is no slippery slope to being a school shooter. i gave my kids this exact same gone and we have one rule, no head shots and that's a fair rule because you can't say everything is breaking in the house, kids are breaking noses, and then nurse comes in with this genius idea to stop little pellets and solves all their problems and then complain that it causes violence? shooters don't happen because these people are playing with toys. it's those dark black outfit wearing loners that are all scrolling the swastikas everywhere, those of the kids we need to worry about, that it kid that gets a nerf gun for christmas, these things are made in china. they are horrible toys.

i hate nerf and i'm taking a principled stance. here is why. you can't there were real spiral with a nerf football. you can dribble a nerf basketball. i hate nerf. this is the one thing they do right, and now i am saying it's okay. it's a principal stance. >> juan: this is very interesting. i had no idea you felt this way. >> dana: some argue for them or against them? >> jesse: i am for them but i hate all other nerf products. >> juan: jesse raise an interesting point because i think the video games have a lot of violence. >> dana: that doesn't cause people. >> greg: we have to address that it is sexist, here is what bugs me, i looked at these at commercial, i didn't think those were real and if those guns are real, my childhood sucked because i had to make do, had to use the finger or you have to

use those caps with a little red roll of caps, had to put them in there and they smell like gunpowder. but everything for you kids getting better. when i had legos, all you could do was stack the primitive plastic bricks, that's all you could do. now kids are building moving replicas of the london eye, st. peter's cathedral. st. paul's? but people are building amazing things of this is progress, they are just making better toys and that will people are jealous because i'm jealous. >> juan: don't be jealous, you're going to have a great christmas. some people would say it's the parents responsibility to make a choice, what would you say? >> dana: sure, that's why i would get everybody a book. i think that there is not a linkage between people who play video games which they were billions of around the world and

violence and i don't think that's true, toys and violence. i think that is something different, deeper, more problematic than just banning toys is not going to solve that problem. >> juan: you don't think it glorifies violence and a supplemental way for a young person? >> dana: no. >> greg: you should ban toys that hurt when you step on them. >> juan: that's a lot of them. the fast of seven with dagan coming up. no-go anywhere here on "the five." cut. liberty mu... line? cut. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. cut. liberty m... am i allowed to riff? what if i come out of the water? liberty biberty... cut. we'll dub it. liberty mutual customizes your car insurance so you only pay for what you need. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

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>> dagen: time for the fast of seven, up first. senator bernie sanders taking batting practice ball railing against major league baseball's proposal to cut over 40 minor league teams. you love baseball. >> greg: they should cut all the minor league teams and here's why. all those players are like and pcs and video games. meaning in overwhelming number of them exist so one potential

pro player can shine so a team has to exist for that one picture, so they are just delaying their lives to go out in the real world so they can pop up somebody else. i'm not saying all of them are but i'm saying think about the economy of it that you have a team there to basically allow one star player to grow and shine it. they are there for one other person. is like the view with whoopi goldberg. >> jesse: i was going to say like the show for you. >> greg: that's terrible. or is it not terrible? don't yell at me, baseball players. i'm very sensitive. it's kind of sad. >> jesse: i am not going to touch that insane commentary. i like watching bernie swing the bat, i think he looks good. i think by denise to start getting out there and showing some action. look at donald trump just the last month, he went to a ufc fight, tweeting about tiger woods the other day, this

guy is in it, looks like he is having fun, they look like naturals. doesn't look staged like liz warren. i like this bernie and that's why people like bernie. >> juan: i have never seen him in the octagon, is that right? it's not that he was doing it. this is really about politics. we could just talk it for a second. bernie sanders is playing here for the union vote and he is saying to union people i am standing against the big boys major league baseball which is protected by the government as a monopoly and is trying to do away with all the independent minor leagues so they can create their own system and make all the money and that's what he's doing. he wants to get the union vote. the irony here is the players union which is a hugely successful union represents tens of millionaires against billionaires, not exactly the working man but bernie and sending of prounion message.

>> jesse: he is a minor-league candidate, that's what the messages. >> dana: i feel like there should be no subsidies for any of it. i would do away with all government subsidies, they can't control everything and if he wants to have taxpayers pay for it, and should be local decisi decision. >> dagen: i live next door to some minor league baseball players in college. >> greg: minor league playing is like college. next, millennials are pretty much used to being called overly sensitive snowflakes but a new study is turning the tables, it is the baby boomers who are the most sensitive and narcissistic. baby boomer. >> juan: it's true. very hypersensitive. but one generation, they say elvis shouldn't shake his hips or something like that or what's with this hip-hop music. get off my lawn, right?

so i just think silliness, that's what i think it is. >> jesse: i don't like to chat people up in the categories, we should look at people individually. we shouldn't be stereotyping broad swaths of the public so we can conveniently make fun of them on cable tv. we need to get away from this kind of stuff. it's superficial and shallow. >> dana: so i think that it is sensitivity in different ways, so baby boomers look at the millenniums and think think how could you be upset about someone giving a speech on a campus? it's insane. you look at social media, there is a lot of offense taken but it seems to be a bit more sensitive about that. >> greg: i think it has a lot to do with the current age. go 30 or 40 years back, very little outlets in surveys and tv

shows examining your feelings and demanding we fill these emotional buckets so the silent generation was silent because no one was asking them how they felt so we are getting more and more into the world where people are asking people how they feel and the boomers are the largest generation through hearing more of them complain about their aches and pains emotionally, psychologically, and physically. >> dagen: and your hormone levels and get a little screwy as you get older. finally, an advice columnist for "the new york post" starting a big debate, should you go to your office holiday party? he argues they are just work events disguised as social gatherings. >> greg: i used to love these things, dumb and full of rum, single, everybody was having fun but in the 90s, you could flirt, you could tell a girl she looks great and you can talk about anything. now -- i married.

i can sit at home and darkness and watch joe rogan's podcast and prayer that i make it to the morning. >> dana: i think you should go to the party but my rule is especially for women, only one drink. >> jesse: first was going to go to the fox christmas party and then i found out greg wasn't going and i thought if greg is not going, i'm not going to go and then i thought to myself why would i ever modeled my behavior through greg? he is the worst person to imitate, so now i'm going. >> juan: do what you feel is right but you've got to control it, tough rules these days on behavior in the corporate setting, so don't drink to excess and watch what you say. >> dagen: my husbands at work so i was doing something right. i'll just lock the stall. definitely not coming to the party.

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♪ >> dana: it's time for "one more thing." a lot of celebration in newtown, connecticut. there was a football state championship victory. that was exactly seven years after sandy hook. the nighthawks have been tied with -- i'm terrible with color commentary. this quarterback connected with the wide receiver. dramatic last seconds, they won 13-7. first aid title since 1982. the whole town showed up to support the team. >> jesse: they should hold you over for thursday night football. >> dana: were talking about i it. my career change, ten years. thank you for believing in me.

>> juan: it's a family time of year and this weekend was over the top family fun for me. a visit from santa. here are pictures from the mall in washington, d.c. those are my twin granddaughters with santa. they're looking surprised because santa had told them he remembered meeting them the year before. it was a birthday weekend for my son. my daughter made cakes for. he got a gingerbread house cake and my wife got a frosty the snowman cake. meanwhile my daughter's dog decided it's too cold outside. he stayed warm by the fire. >> dana: that's a big dog. >> greg: i don't like santa because he wears a red hat. [laughter] payback news. friday you try to pull a fast one on me by posting a tenth grade picture of me sent in by some creep! i'm returning the favor.

look at the sky. that's a tenth grade school photo of the guy in the middle of the table. what are you doing? you were a druggie. >> jesse: must've been on something. >> greg: let's compare the two. let's just see, who was more put together? >> jesse: that was in college. sophomore in high school. i am sophomore there? [laughter] >> dana: you have the face that people want to punch. >> greg: or the face that sells you weed. >> jesse: i think i bought that weed. [laughter] >> jesse: i look dashing in all my other photos. do you like golf trick shots? check this out. follow along.

check this out, wait for it. >> dana: no way. >> juan: is he going to do what? oh, my gosh. >> jesse: also i want to wish my producer on "the five" a happy birthday. >> dana: happy birthday! we don't know how old he is. >> greg: 31. >> jesse: happy birthday. there he is. he looks like me and my photo. >> dagen: i can be quick. fishermen decide to dig up a ruling at the age of 97. practicing on the rowing machine, training. there you go. she is trying to set a record. she is now 100. there she is on the water. >> dana: that is good

exercise. >> dagen: i'm 50 and i can even go to the christmas party. >> dana: and you definitely can play video games at the same time. >> dana: never miss an episode of "the five." "special report" is up next. >> bret: way to go. thank you. good evening, welcome to washington. the house cats ready for historic vote to impeach the president of the united states. another record day on wall street. all three major indices close at new record highs as investors are optimistic over trade deals here in north america and china. the dow gaining 101 today. the 16th record close of 2019. the s&p 500 up 23. the 29th record of the year. the nasdaq finished i had 79. as the eyes are being dotted and the teaser being crossed for the official impeachment vote here in washington